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Raining again.

Gonna ban you, D Zhang, if you keep doing that.

A lot of people about to get banned today.

For legal reasons, I cannot talk about certain things. Don't ask.

Today, gonna go to Tesco.

In Corlington.

And then tomorrow I will phone the lawyer. That's the plan. Next week, Thailand.

I thought we turned off the stupid bing bing bing sound on Discord. Why does that even happen? It's so annoying.

I've got to mute the tab every Fucking time. I

don't know what genius at Discord decided, oh yeah, let's make a ping sound every time there's a new message. Everyone's gonna love that. Ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping. What is the point of it?

I don't know how to turn it off. It's like a million settings. I can't be bothered to go through all the fucking settings. It should be off by default. No one wants that setting. Who actually wants it? It should be off by default. Why isn't it off by default?

Literally no one wants that.

Stupid Discord devs, don't know what they're doing.

Irritating. Every time I got to manually mute the whole tab.

Why can't you explain? It doesn't matter,

not important. We'll go in Tesco and then go for a walk. And then cooking. That's all we're gonna do,

nothing else. Gonna be very boring,

no drama.

Oh, shut up, Sneed. There's like 5 fucking Tesco's around here. Doesn't mean I can't go to any Tesco.

Don't test my patience, I'll just ban you.

You think there's only one Tesco? Jesus Christ, it's like thinking there's only one McDonald's or only one KFC in the town or something.

Yeah, I didn't say I'm going to the closest one. I said I'm going to the one in Corlington, which is not the closest one.

And he didn't say don't go to the Tesco. Fucking idiot.

At least 4 Tesco's around here.

Once I talk to the lawyer tomorrow, And I find out what I can and cannot say, then I'll explain. But I need professional advice first. Stupid Sunday, isn't it? Why couldn't this have happened at the beginning of the week? Why'd the guy show up at 9 PM at night? Weird.

Kind of creepy, isn't it? Like trying to intimidate you.

They're not open on Sunday. Oh my God, nothing is open on Sunday. You think lawyers are working on a Sunday?

嗯。

All the law firms are closed, genius. Google it. They all say open Monday, 9 AM.

Besides, I'll probably be in Thailand by the time of the hearing. Whatever.

I got my new girl waiting for me.

But good news, I made $230 yesterday.

I've got to try and do that every day. I want to make $1,500.

Uh, for Thursday.

So I got today, Monday, and Tuesday to beef up my earnings.

$1,500.

You got to make that money for the legal fees.

Getting the best lawyer in town.

Going to find out exactly what I can talk about, what I can't talk about, get it down on writing.

No, I didn't get Nighthawk refund yet. It might come tonight. Last time, um, the Wima refund came just after midnight on Sunday. Like, as soon as Monday Ticked in.

I'm not avoiding the hearing. It's a remote hearing. I do it anywhere in the world.

嗯嗯。

It's really hard to get back on track.

Like, focus on my life with this big thing hanging over me.

嗯嗯嗯嗯。

I wish I had some lawyer viewers. I don't think I've got many or any lawyer stuff, any lawyer people in my viewership.

Turn chat off for non-subscribers? You're all literally subscribers, like you all have the subscriber badge.

Almost most of you.

Yeah, the little green star is subscriber, isn't it? Most of you have it.

Well, then the chat will be dead.

Yeah, sub is the $5 per month thing.

No, no new Thai girls. A couple liked me, but they were like 45 years old. My 26-year-old didn't reply. She must be working.

I'm gonna save her from her village.

You wasted $2,500. Did you get the money back? If You were proven right, or was that just gone?

Lawyering must be good money.

You can never run out of business when you're a lawyer. Everyone's messing up somehow.

Oh, thank God I didn't meet Crypt. Imagine what she would do.

So glad Crip's gone.

嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯。

Yeah.

Bit early for Tesco.

I don't know if it's raining or not. I wanted to have a bit of a walk and then go to Tesco.

Still got bacon.

No more food, no pot noodle.

I wish the weather was a bit more nicer.

Maybe a go. I think it's just gonna be like this all day.

Cloudy all day, 20 degrees.

Might be nice with a jumper on.

Yeah, I need to defrost the stupid fridge. Why does it do that?

My small fridge getting smaller and smaller.

Oh,

peas everywhere.

And,

uh,

peas keep falling out. Hair

dryer. Take ages.

Damn, that's so much of it.

Oh,

it's really cold.

No, uh, that'll do, I guess.

Oh,

my hand's cold.

Oh, my hand cold.

Job done.

We'll go Thailand next week.

I think after I talk to the lawyer,

why do I need to be here anymore? Because the lawyer probably should go and see them face to face, would be easier.

Why do you need a lawyer? Um.

In trouble? Can't really say.

Behind my backyard? You mean my garden? Yeah, it's the field, the neighbor's field.

Not a public field, it's private property.

Da da da.

Da da da.

Put

on the jumper. Where's my jumper? Jump.

Oh, it's upstairs.

Oh, what a toy. It

looks nice with my jumper on.

It's like I'm wearing summer.

On my

body. Dun dun dun dun. Guess I don't need to go so early. I'm thinking maybe I go about.

So Tesco closes early on Sunday, 4 PM.

Just, I wish the weather was better so I can have a nice walk, clear my head. I mean, it's not windy, doesn't seem too bad.

Not windy, at least.

Could go Kit Hill,

2 to 3 hour walk, then Tesco before 4 PM, come back. Sounds good. I think a nice walk and fresh air clear my mind.

Go out the house,

put some music.

Kit Hill on loop. TB will be proud.

What food should I get? I want to try a venison burger. I want to see if it tastes like beef. They've got venison burgers at Tesco. Look at all my cardboard.

Yeetus. Weenie TB missing all the action. That's what you get. Complain about it being boring, then you miss out when the most interesting bit happens. It's what you get for disloyalty.

Get there at ten. If I leave now about ten-ish, no more like nine forty. Nine forty, walk about ten, two hours. Go Tesco, twelve to one.

Oh, hope it's not too crowded. Can't be crowded on Sunday.

Might try some new food, like maybe a kebab,

a fajita, maybe some Mexican food like a burrito, tortilla.

Maybe I'll try curry, like a poppadom.

I want to try something new.

Getting bored of breadcrumb pork loins and breadcrumb chicken thingies and steaks. Getting a bit bored of steaks. Got to try some international dishes.

Some foreign cuisine.

Okay, let's set up the setup. So I got the— I probably don't even need 2 SIMs really.

I think I'll put Vodafone in this phone. I'm not sure though, keep switching them.

I put Lebara in the Flip 7. Lebara seems to be better than Vodafone. I swear I get better speeds on Lebara.

嗯，不，嗯，错了。

Oh no.

Hmm,

raining again.

Raining until 11.

Oh my God, when's it gonna stop fucking raining? I can't do anything. I can't even go walk, clear my head. Jesus fucking Christ.

Raining until 12 o'clock.

Really should buy an umbrella, shouldn't I?

Umbrella could fix all my problems. I've got the poncho.

Problem is the poncho

Ah, my face is still gonna get wet.

I don't even know if Tesco sells umbrellas. It's not like Japan where they sell them everywhere.

The YouTube livestream made $16

for 2 hours and 40 minutes.

That's like $6 an hour.

Rubbish. And I only, only made that because I got a couple Super Chats. Otherwise it would have been way less without the Super Chats. Would have been

It would have been $8.40 without the Super Chats. $8 for 2 and a half hours nearly. That's like $3 an hour. YouTube's dead.

I didn't see any umbrellas when I bought the t-shirt.

Weird. I actually never see British people use an umbrella. They just walk in the rain and get wet, and they go, just a bit of water in it, don't be crying, a bit of water won't kill you, mate, a bit of water.

嗯。

I've got so many pimples on my face. Look.

Hey, good rain all day.

I don't understand this app.

Yeah, the Samsung web browser sucks.

I'm gonna download Chrome.

I can get that back.

Hmm,

what?

Yeah,

I don't know really.

It says rain ends at 12:45.

Oh God,

doesn't

seem like it's raining.

Not really raining.

The

weather might be different over there.

I wonder if I can get to Kit Hill without using my sat nav.

はいはいはいはいはいはいはい。

Testing, can you hear me? I'm on the Flippy Flip Flop 7,

Flippington 7.

Flippington 7, nice and stable.

Got the barra, 4 bars of 4G. Put my shoes on. See, look, the good thing about Flip It is— oh, I just stepped in— oh my God, I stepped in the melted ice. I knew that was gonna happen.

Oh, so wet.

I knew it was gonna happen. What was I gonna say? Yeah, the good thing about Flip 7 is you can do L-shape like that and put it down and it'll stand up.

That's my review of the Fit7.

Shame that Bella Box is not really useful. I don't even need it.

Anyone want to buy Bella Box?

£400. Stabilization smooth.

I can't believe all I needed was a new phone and not all this Nighthawk and this and that. 500 SIM cards. I just needed one. Look, this is fine. I got one Sim, it's completely fine.

To do Daniel's big day out. I don't need my hat. I'm not gonna have any sun

at all.

Audio is better on here. Maybe, maybe just because I'm closer to the phone.

I do have more microphones on this one.

I'm gonna be hungry.

Don't know if I want to bring a snack.

Meat stick?

Might bring a meat stick.

Yeah, once I talk to a lawyer

and they tell me what I can and cannot say, then I'll say what I'll say, I guess. But I'm not going to go wild, like I'm not going to go ballistic or anything. I'm just going to say things in a calm and restrained manner.

I just need to clarify a few things and see what I can do about the false allegations.

See if I can do anything about that.

Know about Thailand. I was thinking around August, maybe late August.

I got girls lined up.

I mean, like the guy said, he said if there's anything in the statement that's actually true and you can't prove it's not true, then you might as well not bother going to the hearing because it will be approved anyway. But I still want to see what I can do about these false allegations because that's not cool. It's

not cool at all.

I mean, I don't really care about the order because I'm not going to do those things anyway.

But you know, do you know what it feels like when someone says something about you that is not even true?

Hello.

Testing,

testing.

Might get water.

嗯。

Okay, hell, here we come.

There's no cyclists. Hey, it's nice easy driving.

Doesn't look like it's raining. I reckon it's fine, it's just a little bit of drizzle.

Oh, the sun's rubbish.

Spoiler Monday. Oh God, this sun, shut up.

You guys feel that?

Did it like

Oh God, is this Beyoncé? I hate her.

Ah, come on, fucking speed.

Oh, thank God. So slow in there.

Well.

Whoa.

Looks like that.

Bacon.

My

favorite place.

Ah, sometimes I feel like the drive is so long.

Yeah, we're here.

Testing,

testing.

Smooth. I remember my first time doing this, I was all fiddling about with all the cables and stuff. I felt really nervous.

No, I'm gonna walk around for a bit. It's nice weather, pretty good, not raining at all.

Maybe I'll activate the second SIM, I don't know. I'll get my Samsung out.

Just

in case. Yeah, I think a walk would be good though.

For my mental health.

Yeah, looks pretty good. Okay.

Oh, shut up, cow.

I don't want some water now, maybe a little sip.

I swear I've seen these same vans here before. They must come here a lot.

Mm, quite nice.

I wonder how many people just stay overnight here.

What does dogging mean?

I like that sound, the gravel crunching.

Ah, I

can never get tired of that view.

That view,

so nice.

I don't really think any of us can really talk about what— who's wrong and who's right when all of us here talk shit about someone. You all talk shit about me, so I don't think you have any right to say anything,

Garner Larson.

You shit talk me all the time.

But in your eyes, I deserve it. So in your eyes, it's justified, isn't it?

So you're just a hypocrite.

I think we can all agree we all love talking shit about other people. It's just you do it behind an anonymous account.

Oh, I didn't bring my raincoat.

Fuck. Eh, probably won't rain.

Will it?

I

don't think it's gonna rain.

Never thought Jahira would travel more than me. Well, she's always been an avid traveler. She loves Indonesia and Australia.

I

wonder why she didn't file a restraining order. Guess she could have.

Audi EV. Interesting.

Ah,

von der

Verkehr.

The Land Ranger Range Rover.

I thought you banned Gunner Larson. Yeah, I will again if he doesn't shut up.

He keeps taking advantage of my goodwill.

Getting a lawyer tomorrow,

see what my rights are.

I kind of feel like I should have driven my car to the top in case it starts raining, I can run to it.

Oh well.

I find it funny the lengths people go to not be talked about,

like why they care so much.

Oh look,

Tesla! Looks like Model Y. Never seen a Tesla come up here. Damn, they look good.

I don't know why people say they're ugly, they just look really interesting.

First time I saw a Tesla come up here.

He must be rich.

Did you hear that? He said you got the best car up here, mate.

Old people find it very interesting, electric cars.

He's talking to the other land broker guy.

This

way, this way. Hello, you sucker.

I thought he was talking to the Tesla guy saying you got the best car here. He was talking to the other Land Rover guy.

I guess the boomers aren't impressed with the EVs. That's not a real car, that's a microwave.

Stop

talking about names.

I'm gonna ban you.

It's a blocked word for a reason, you know.

I don't know, I have to spell it out. Stop trying to type the name.

It's not raining at all. It's quite nice, actually.

Look, I just got one SIM card and the stream's completely fine. You don't need bonding at all. You just need a new phone and a SIM card

that works in the area. I don't know why I was fussing about— I feel so stupid. I'm fussing about Nighthawk this, Bella Box that, oh, 4 SIM cards total. You don't need any of it. God, all you need is one SIM and one good phone. I feel so stupid. Literally all the problems I had came have just

been fixed by getting a new phone.

I can't believe it.

Wasted so much money.

Well, at least I got my refunds, I guess, for most of it.

It's just funny, the simplest way to do it is the best way than the really complex way with all the different moving parts.

Oh God, Occam's razor, isn't that the phrase?

Daniel always wins.

Yeah, I wasn't listening to you, VC. I came up with it myself.

I don't give you any credit.

Well, I mean, can I like reflash the Orange Pi and turn it into something else, like a little computer? Can I like download Linux onto it and turn it into a little streaming computer? I just plug a little monitor into it, don't need to bring my laptop.

I just uninstall BellaBox software and then I reflash Linux onto it and then I download OBS.

Then all I need is like a little screen.

Am I going to comply? Of course I am. What do you mean?

It's not hard. I'm not even doing 99% of the things anyway. I never did them. I only did one of the things,

but I'm gonna see if I can get it revoked.

Most of it was lies.

Didn't do any of that stuff.

Okay, gun and arson banned,

and I'm also filing a restraining order on you. Don't think they can't find out who you are. You think they can't find out who you are just because you're using a fake name?

Expect a letter in the post very soon, Gunner. And you don't think the UK and Germany have links? Don't think you're safe just because you're in a different country, you bitch.

Gunner Larson about to have to shut the fuck up. He's been harassing me for 7 years. It's all documented as well.

Gunnar Larsen causing me extreme distress, mental fatigue.

He harasses my family, he harasses people I know. If anyone's got a restraining order, it should be him.

Literally a hypocrite. Like, he says I'm bad for doing what I did, and then he literally does the same thing all the time. He's obsessed with me, constantly stalking me and following what I'm doing in life

with no good intent or malicious—

so easy— and then criticizing me at the same time. So Just a stupid hypocrite.

The baro are getting a bit weak here. Damn it, I wish I brought my water.

I just don't want to drink lots and need to pee. Hey.

Gonna go to that Tesco down there. You know, I could actually just walk there. I'll go down this hill. I reckon I could walk there, but then I've got to carry all the shopping back to the car, so it's silly.

Yeah, well, the subreddit better watch what they say too, otherwise it's goodbye subreddit, getting banned.

Better be moderating the subreddit real good, whoever's in charge over there.

Do you think I'm just, just me under the firing line? It's all of you.

Better watch what you say.

The world's so peaceful just like this. Without all the human drama.

The whole world could be so peaceful, couldn't it?

I

wonder how much a lawyer costs,

because you do the 15-minute free free phone call, and then they might say, oh yeah, you need a proper consultation, that'll be an hour, like £200. Jesus Christ, I don't know if it's worth it. Is it worth spending hundreds of pounds?

It's a whole day of streaming for me.

But maybe it would be worth it if they say, oh yeah, it's completely within your rights to say this and that.

I mean, it could be interesting.

Uh, oh my God.

So loud. It looks like someone banged it.

All these bang spots remind me of crypts.

She kept talking about banging outside.

God, can't even talk these days, can you?

I don't even do anything like crazy stuff, literally just talking.

Damn, look at this spider. What kind of spider does that?

Looks like it would be big.

People coming.

I feel like those Land Rover guys got triggered at the Tesla and then saw another Land Rover parked. And they were like, oh, thank God, someone who drives a decent car.

A lot of people don't like Teslas for some reason,

not just because of Elon Musk.

Maybe they think they're pretentious, like iPhones, Louis Vuitton.

I feel like I wouldn't really want to get a Tesla anyway anymore. 'Cause I only get hate.

My sister says she knows someone has Tesla and his Tesla got vandalized.

They also get jealous 'cause it's like a rich person's car, so poor people get jealous.

They do look cool though. It's a shame about the stigma.

They're too big.

Elon Musk likes his big cars. He says if there's a car crash, the smaller car is going to get destroyed, so you're better off having a bigger car.

Yeah, but you're both going to get destroyed, really. Oh shit, they're coming behind me and there's nowhere to escape, and I don't know where this trail goes.

Why'd I cry?

Uh, because it's an emotional thing.

Because I think I'm a good person deep down, like I didn't do anything bad, but then you get treated like you're a monster. That's what it feels like when you, when you get in trouble with the law and legal stuff. You feel like, I'm not that bad, why is this happening to me?

And then

I had feelings like, how could she do this to me?

I'm not that— I'm not angry. Sadness.

Look, they know everyone hates you.

It's fine, I'll come properly, you see.

Oh, I just wish people leave me alone, you know, just let me

do my thing.

There's people behind me. They're gonna catch up.

Oh, for God's sake, they're coming by me.

I can't even walk slowly.

Maybe

I'll go to the Tesco Cafe, get something to eat there.

I remember me and my mum did a Morrison's block and then we finished it and we had another one, but we had 2 hours to wait, so we went to the Morrison's cafe, got bacon and sausages.

And my mum thought every time we went out to do Morrison's blocks, it was like a day out, like go, go on a little drive, see a new place, deliver some parcels, make some money, get some food. She'd always do shopping Whilst I was loading the car, she would do some quick shopping. I think she really enjoyed

it. That's why she was angry when I got banned.

She couldn't do it anymore.

Something new, new experience being a delivery driver.

Yeah, well, I was doing all the hard work. I had to do all the driving, I had to do all the loading, I had to do all the Scanning the app stuff.

She wasn't really that much help a lot of the time. She just numbers.

Number 7! I'd shout it overnight like, number 17! I'd get so annoyed.

And she was so slow as well looking through the parcels.

I'd open the door to help her look for it and she'd be like, no, don't open the door! And they'd all fall out.

Amazon blocks. I don't really need help because it's just one parcel by one parcel, but with the Morrisons, when you've got 10 bags of groceries, we'd load it all into the bag and hold one strap each. I can't believe Amazon bans you for that. Like, she was just there helping me carry the bags.

What's wrong with that? It's not like— I mean, technically, I guess you could say she was helping me deliver, which is against the rules. It's so silly that that's against the rules. Just 2 people lifting a heavy item together to speed things up. I can't believe that's against the rules. Oh shit, why is that horse coming at

me?

Why are they always blowing their noses?

Like a weird sneeze.

Mr.

Meow Meow.

It's very nice, calm day.

Could go to the Tesco cafe, get some bacon and egg,

or actually just buy bacon. I've already got bacon at home.

Cat food.

Um, I don't know, maybe I get those tubey squeezy cat tube treats.

This whole thing has really like knocked me down,

knocked me down a peg.

Makes you feel like, yeah, maybe I shouldn't just talk shit about people.

I keep thinking, oh, what are they going to do about it? Oh, actually, they can do something about it.

Hungry.

There's no such thing as free speech anymore.

It just doesn't exist.

You gotta be really careful what you say these days.

So can Gunnar Larsson file a restraining order against me because I say I hate him? That's crazy.

Not allowed to talk about Gunnar Larsson anymore. Boomerang's still here somewhere.

You'll have his name and address. Oh yeah,

where's my boomerang?

Well, can't, can't Trump like sue the news for talking about him.

How come? Maybe America is different.

Ah, life's tough, isn't it?

He sued CBS and won, so they're not allowed to talk about him. That's kind of scary though. If a leader can silence a media outlet, you can't criticize him anymore. Isn't that like a dictatorship?

But then if they're like maliciously making him look bad or saying stuff that's not true, then maybe they don't deserve the right to say anything.

Well, I'm just happy I sorted out my IRL streaming setup. That's all that matters, really.

That was stressing me out so much.

Now I've got it working good.

Skin looks good too.

I think skin looking good, better than GoPro.

What are the black spots? I don't know,

pigmentation.

So I've got some sub-Saharan African DNA.

A lot of people have it because we all originated from Africa, didn't we?

Don't say ew at my skin

or else

you're gonna get a restraining order in your post very soon. You're bullying me.

Stop bullying me or else.

Oh, where's my pepperoni? I forgot I brought my pepperoni.

Is it in my backpack?

Did I leave it in the car? Oh my God,

I forgot about the pepperoni. No.

My rations.

I didn't bring it.

My eyes feel swollen from the crying, like they feel

puffy. I had to wake up in the morning, do the age verification thing again. So annoying. Until I've done it on every website, I guess I keep having to do it.

I didn't cry more,

just went to sleep.

Slept pretty easily, felt very tired after the ordeal.

Hundreds of years old Cornish stone.

The people who built this died 400 years ago,

now being filmed with advanced technology of the 21st century.

I don't know what they do with these towers. I think smoke comes out of it like a chimney. I think they smelted things in it. To get the minerals out of the rock.

Isn't it called a kiln? But I don't know where they put the rocks in. Maybe it went deeper, but the ground covered it up. But all these rocks fell down and then the earth buried it into a hill. I don't know how that happens. I guess the dust blows around, starts layering up and turns into a mound

of earth, and grass grows on it. And then before you know it, you got a mountain— you got a little hill again with rocks in it.

Yeah, those holes are like Assassin's Creed footholds. Let's climb to the top. What is that buzzing?

嗯。

I think these pimples were from when I was stressed out about the Bella Box.

I don't really feel stressed about it, I just

I feel disappointed and a bit sad.

I feel like

people are really out to get me.

Oh.

Oh no, is that rain?

Tesco lunch. Get soup of the day with garlic bread.

I

need oranges, hot noodle.

Kebab. Might get kebab.

I think it's starting to rain.

Oh look,

I don't remember seeing that wall there before.

Blackberries, should I try one?

Oh,

it's raining.

This whole thing was a structure.

Mila used to pick the blackberries

And eat them.

Raining.

It's not bad to take shelter here.

Where was that?

Oh, I like this bit.

It's nice and clear.

Is this wheat? What's that? It kind of looks like wheat.

Maybe I can make— I wanted to grow a wheat field in my garden, remember? Get free bread.

It looks like wheat.

Oh,

a lot windy today. Very nice.

I really hope it doesn't start raining a lot. I feel little droplets.

Oh, congrats, Kratom! Kratom, you gotta get the VIP for the crown.

It is done.

Uh, I don't know if I got caught.

You don't have to go there, you do it remotely from your laptop.

Using Teams.

That has to go over there.

Yeah, I'm going to talk to a lawyer tomorrow.

The Thai girl didn't reply.

Oh wow, it's a tower

built 100 years ago.

嗯，哈啊。

Oh,

I need food.

I

see a great hand.

Hey, pa, I'll go there.

Yeah.

What's going on? I'm hiding,

hiding in the foothills.

嗯。

I

wonder if I can go down this bit.

It's pretty steep.

Hmm, not too bad.

What noise? Plane above, they're looking for me.

At least I look pretty good.

That's a dead end.

Oh, supposed to go down here.

11:40. Might go— test goes around 1.

Get

a meal deal.

No,

overpriced sandwich.

What should I have for lunch?

I don't know what I'm feeling like.

I feel like eating something meaty, crunchy.

I haven't had a sandwich in ages.

I've been having— I don't know, I've just been having bacon and eggs and pot noodles

and Japanese noodles for lunch recently.

I want to get a venison, venison burger.

I think that'd be pretty good.

Might get some Greek yogurt.

No, I didn't tell my mum or sister. I don't want to stress them out.

What is the side eye for? I'm reading chat.

The chat is on there. I'm looking at

chat.

Fine, I'll just do this then.

I think this is where I was looking for the boomerang last time.

Do do do do do do do. Where's this going? This goes back down to the lower car park, but I don't want to go down.

See, this is why I don't want to meet people.

This is why I always had a strict policy on having no friends, because you get all wound up in their drama, don't you?

I hope AJ's not crazy. AJ's been kind of missing recently.

I think AJ will be the last girl I ever meet.

After AJ,

I'm done.

No more channel girls.

Also, no more native English speakers.

Oh God, it's raining.

What about K-Bug? Uh,

we can be friends. If she wants to come, she can come.

It's up to her.

Oh God, it's raining.

Take shelter at the tower. It should block some of the water.

Back

at the tower.

Where it all began.

I'll stand here, maybe I won't get rained on.

Stream at Kit Hill has never been this stable. Yeah, and I'm just using one SIM, no BattleBox, no Nighthawk. It's crazy, isn't it? After all the stress I went through, didn't need any of it.

I think it stopped raining.

It's like an insect

inside my glasses.

Daniel's taking this well.

Look, I already said I don't care. I'm not worried.

I'm not even in trouble. It's just a warning saying do not say these things or do these things, so I'll just not do the thing. It's easy.

Why should I be worried?

Yeah, and then I'm gonna get a lawyer and I'm gonna talk about my rights and what I can do about it. So I'll go wait

until tomorrow.

Probably shouldn't say what the things are.

Because it's

dangerous.

Maybe I'll go to Thailand next week,

get out this country.

Taxi, £400. Flight on Friday, £1,000. £3,000. Leave next week.

What about the car? I don't know, leave it here, come back later. Once things cool down a bit.

I've got my Thai girl waiting for me.

I met a 26-year-old tiger online. We're gonna meet up.

She's gonna move in with me in my luxury condo.

But she hasn't replied to me today, so I don't know what's happening.

La la la, la la la la.

I don't know where this goes.

Yeah, 2026 is not really that far away.

It's only a year. Spend half of it in Thailand,

meet some new people.

Hopefully AJ is still down.

Palapeng, palapong.

What

was that? Something buzzed.

Oh, a new tiger interested in me.

I think the stability on this camera is, um, as good as the GoPro.

Look, see, look, it's just as good as the GoPro. Why do you even need a GoPro anymore? No wonder they've fallen behind. Super stable.

GoPro's cheaper, I guess so, but you can't watch Pron on it, can you?

Twelve o'clock. Might head to Tesco in.

Where's my car?

I think my car's higher up actually.

This one goes down to the lower car park. Back up we go.

I do walking in nature content and, um, exploration. Welcome to my channel.

We like to keep things respectful here.

Hey ho,

up we go!

These are like ramen noodles.

Looks like a dead end.

Oh God, I'm just trying to rehearse what I've got to say to the lawyer to explain everything. So I do live streams and I talk about my personal life and I didn't do nothing wrong.

Please help.

How the fuck do I get back to the

top?

Probably that way.

What was that?

You know what that buzzing is?

Oh, got a new message. From Thai lady,

26.

She's pretty cute,

160 centimeters, 62 kg.

Hi, how are you?

Do you think I can get a new Thai girlfriend?

Get a luxury condo, new fish tank, go swimming. Life will be killing.

Yeah, I like hiking too. I hike every day at Kit Hill.

I'm a natural walker. 15,000 steps easy.

Now, if I go to Thailand, I want to do a no cereal challenge. I'm going there to have a nice life, make interesting live streams, meet AJ. Try not to have cereal.

I don't want to get in more trouble and complications. Not worth it.

No cereal 2025.

Done with it.

Just

going because I want to enjoy some

Thai food,

meet my friend AJ, get some yakiniku,

possibly get the iPhone 17 on a discount. Super in Thailand.

Streaming in Thailand would be easy with just one SIM. I don't need any of this multi-SIM nonsense.

One phone is all you need.

Didn't Big Ed— Big Neck Ed say that Rose had Smelly breath. He didn't get in trouble, did he?

Bit ed neck.

Maybe I'll get a restraining order on Chihiro. She's got all those videos about me on Hong Kong Guide's channel

saying my skin's bad, my Japanese sucks.

No, I'm not petty. That's why I don't do it. I don't really care, like, if you want to say stuff about me, say it. I don't care really.

Make fun of my skin, say my teeth crooked, whatever.

Where would that be? That far? Can you see the bridge?

Yeah.

Isn't Ice Poseidon banned from streaming in LA?

That's why he never does. Well, he's in Texas now, isn't he?

Yeah, then I definitely gotta leave the UK then if I get banned from streaming in the UK.

Better replace that tiger.

Just out on a walk.

Are you in Bangkok now?

This one's 27.

27, 160 centimeters in Thailand.

Yeah, I don't date anyone unless they're under 33 years old. I'm not dating anyone older than me.

Rather be single.

It's not worth it. It's just boring.

I think if you're in a relationship, you should— the girl should like excite you and make you feel emotions, not like, oh, I'm bored. If you're bored, then you're with the wrong person.

Um, let's see if it has the big one on.

Nice. Did I go there before? I went there last year.

Um.

When

do you

come back to Bangkok?

Keep spelling everything wrong.

And then she'll say when she'll be back in Bangkok, and then I'll say, oh nice. I'm thinking of going there this year. Do you want to meet up? Maybe too soon to spring the meet-up question. You want to do a bit more banter first, I think.

Maybe we'll get some twiglets.

I haven't had twiglets in a while.

Getting a bit bored of McCoys.

Pretty much MSG flavouring.

Last time I came out of that bush, I just emerged from the wilderness

with my massive stick.

Might go to Tesco now. Done a lot of walking.

Need to get my mind off.

Get my mind off.

I don't like the combination of the smell of cold wind plus smoke. I don't know, it smells very 18th century England, like Industrial Revolution kind of smell, especially with all the stone forts. Yeah, I slept really well last night. Woke up at 7 AM, which is nice. Usually I wake up too early, like 6 o'clock. I had

good deep sleep.

Got another little building thing here. Yeah.

I streamed 3 hours, I used 60% battery. Well, 57%. I can probably do 5 hours on battery. Don't need to plug in the Samsung Flip 7. I bet the S25 Ultra would be even better, but I need the flipping

Everyone that came here before me would left. I think I spend the longest time here than anyone else.

I did not expose Crypt's family. She exposed it herself. She literally wrote it all in the Discord.

Sesko

shuts at 4 PM Sunday. Better get there quick. Gotta get my meats.

Might get some garlic bread, I'm not sure, or some breadsticks and hummus. I want to try some new food. Getting bored of the stuff I always eat.

I want to go for Turkish Mediterranean style with Greek yogurt.

Is my mum gonna get a restraining order against me?

If I can't talk about anyone, what am I going to talk about?

That is one chunky motorbike.

Why do you need so many boxes on the motorbike? Is it for his packed lunch?

I didn't leak any secrets about my mum and sister. I don't know what you're talking about.

I feel like I've seen that guy here before.

Storage.

Didn't even say thank you. Typical Mini. Mini Cooper. Oh wow, look at the view.

Very nice.

Yeah, very nice walk. Didn't rain, nice sun, didn't get burned.

But, um,

but this is the little hill the woman's car got stuck on. I wonder if he damaged her car. The carbonara might have gotten bent.

I've got a reply to my Thai girl.

Stressful, isn't it? It's like having a job chatting to all these girls, otherwise they lose interest or they think you're not interested.

Feels like a bloody job.

I also have to remember everything I've said to each one so I don't say the same thing again.

Well, if there's a girl wants to meet and she's up to my standards, I won't say no, but I'm not going to be desperately trying to meet so many, as many as I can. I've got stuff to do, I've got to stream

and got to figure out my life.

Aldi's so noisy, aren't they?

Anybody in the world can stop Daniel. Like who?

No one even cares about me anyway.

The whole world's getting so sensitive, aren't they? Can't take a little bit of criticism.

A

lot of people here today.

I still think my car looks the best out of everyone else's.

My car really looks better than everyone else's car. They've got like boomer boxes from the 2010s. Oh, 2022. Premium alpler, better than your car.

Shoot off a quick text to my time girl. Hold on, did

I just not bring the pepperoni at all?

Okay, test score time.

Test it.

嗯。

What? Seat belt. What's a pretensioner?

I don't know what that means.

Cost for the time.

Oh.

Nice walk, get some food.

Easy. Don't need to talk about anything I don't— should not want to.

Ah, goodbye, Kent Hill. See you next time.

Allington Pelican.

Nice and empty.

Perfect parking.

Discreet.

Okay, what should I get?

Oranges,

lemon time.

mistake.

I think there's a little slot somewhere. No, no, I put it away properly. No, uh,

I

thought

I might be it.

I don't know, I'm kind of sick of sausages now.

Too oily.

What are these? Kebabs.

What is— interesting. What

else

should I get?

Fish cakes,

sirloin steak, £3.60.

I might get salmon.

Stop.

We've got this £1.10. Yeah, hot pie.

What

is that? Oh, hummus.

Greek yogurt.

What else?

Who looked at me?

The chips.

Wait, I thought she said wait to me.

Oh,

chips.

She kind of looks tired.

She's being really fussy with her food at the moment. She doesn't have a very hungry tummy.

Maybe tacos next

time.

嗯。嗯。嗯。

Hot noodle.

Red,

red.

Vanilla, vanilla for my cupcakes. I'll put that on my cupcake. It's gonna be like a £100 shop.

Oh God.

Yeah, well, I forgot. I woke up on time.

Monster munch.

Okay, I think I'm done.

Club card accepted.

You can get breadsticks.

Please tap or insert your payment card. Payment accepted. Thanks for shopping at Tesco.

That guy's tall. That guy's so tall.

Oh God, it's getting busy.

75 pounds, not too bad.

Got a lot of stuff. I forgot the breadsticks. Damn it, supposed to have breadsticks with the hummus. Should I go back in?

Should I quickly go back in and get the breadsticks?

Oh, there's so many people in there. I don't know if— I mean, breadstick— I want the breadsticks though. Damn it.

I got kebab,

chicken kebab, uh, sirloin steak, Rustlers orange soup, vanilla extract, hummus, milk, broccoli, venison grilled steak. I've got some interesting meats. Chicken chorizo kebab. I've got Monster Munch, prawn crackers, hot noodle,

egg fried noodles, Eggies, salmon, lamb shawarma,

yogurt, bamboo shoots, frozen chips, garlic bread. Oh, it's Cat sticks. I might go back and get the breadsticks.

Oh, oops. Might get the breadsticks.

Um,

I've got Monster Munch.

I'll go and get, uh, breadsticks too.

I

think breadsticks are in the bread section.

I don't see any footsteps.

Why do they put the bread

Sweet, you did it! I'm young.

Breadsticks.

Biscuit section.

Maybe here, breadsticks.

I don't mind where the breadsticks are.

Chip

section.

I think the breadsticks are in the bread section.

Enough.

No.

Um, there's only biscuits, no breadsticks.

Chinese.

No

breadsticks.

Red 6, I'm getting busy.

Oh, I think it's in here.

Garlic bread.

Oh God.

Ah, got fucking rice sticks.

Got rice sticks.

Pasta.

I

think it's here.

Huh, where do they sell them?

I'm looking for the breadsticks in the bread section.

I

don't get it.

Good afternoon, colleagues and friends. Please follow me to the front desk. Thank you.

Britsics.

Oh,

I can't find the fucking breadsticks.

Oh my God.

Good.

Maybe here.

I thought it'd be here.

Stuff down there. It must be

here.

It must be here where the crackers are. They've

got

pretzels.

I don't

see any staff to

ask.

Red sticks! I found them. See, I knew where they were.

Sesame flavor. Told you.

Don't forget to scan or tap your Clubcard. Payment accepted. Thanks for shopping at Tesco. Breadsticks.

Oh God,

it took ages.

So you didn't even need to ask anyone.

We've got the breadsticks.

I was gonna ask someone if there was someone there.

Imagine having a boy race a car and it's a Honda Civic. Lame. You want to get yourself a Peugeot.

My Peugeot. Look at my shopping.

We got so many shoppings. I spent £77, I think. It's on the side of the car. That's my protective tape.

It's to heal the wound.

We didn't get sabaloy, but I got the breadstick.

It's not rush hour, is it? Why is so many people— got a spoiler on his Honda Civic banger. On his Honda Civic shitbox, he's got a spoiler with amplified exhaust

pipe. Says my background check's been put on hold by immigration until they can verify the authenticity of your previous ED visa. Hope you can provide us documents as soon as the school

This tiger on Chan.

To? She doesn't even live in Bangkok.

What's the point then?

School authenticity visa not found. Barred from entering Thailand.

I don't know, I don't think they're going to contact the school. I didn't even tell them what school I'm going to or went to. Oh, my back.

Obviously it's a real school, you can look it up.

No, I already went to school, but to get this new visa, they found out I went to the school because they looked up my history. They want records And they want the school certification, and I had to pay 1,000 baht to get it.

They haven't sent it to me. I paid the money, they didn't send me the documents. They said it will take 5 to 7 days.

It's only 2 o'clock.

Yeah, thinking about getting Thai Elite. I don't know yet, depends what happens.

Well, I might just go traveling for a few months first.

I guess the Thai Elite visa only counts as soon as I paid the money, so I could just un- delay it, can't I? Can't I just say, okay, can I pay later because I don't want it now, maybe next year?

Did it lag in the Tesco? It seemed pretty good.

You know, it doesn't do that gray screen, that gray glitchy screen doesn't happen when you only have one SIM. All the prices are back to front. I know when I flip my flip, everything gets flipped. That was really the best Tesco. All the words are back to front.

It seems like having just one sim actually works better than having multiple sims. I didn't get the gray glitchy thing at all.

I'm not really sold on this bonding idea. The bar is pretty good. Damn, it looks clean. The footage is clean.

I think bonding is a scam.

Doesn't actually do anything.

Yeah, the bar is pretty good.

Really Busy. Oh, we're so busy on Sunday.

I guess

we've got home now. Get back at 2-something.

Half 2.

And then we've got 9 hours left.

Your mum wrote you can unblock her so she can contact you. About what?

Is she gonna apologize to me?

Oh, it's gonna be a 25-minute drive home, I think. It seems kind of traffic jammed up.

Why didn't she tell my sister to tell me what she wants to say?

She's just gonna say, oh, I told you so, you never listen to your mum,

quit YouTube, I give you 100,000. Just delete everything, please, Daniel.

For £100,000, would you quit everything?

Because it would probably take me

33 months.

It would, it would take me 2 and a half years to make 100K. That's if Kick lasts that long.

It's a gamble, isn't it?

I don't even know if I want to stream if I was rich. I feel like it causes me a lot of trouble. Like, I'm in a lot of trouble now. I mean, I'm not in trouble, but I would be

if I don't obey. I mean, it could get me in trouble. The streaming thing is a liability, isn't it?

If I don't control my mouth,

I don't even know if I'd do it. If I was rich. Seems like it's not worth it. I don't even know if I miss it anymore cuz I've done it so much. I feel sick and tired of it.

Time to go home.

I don't know why.

It's so busy. Why are there so many people? Go home.

When everyone comes out shopping on Sunday or something.

Okay,

nearly ready.

25 minutes. Let's go.

60 miles per hour.

Oh my God, who the fuck is driving so fucking close? 40 on the 60 road, you fucking granny. Look, wide open road, doing 40.

What?

Doing 35 on the 60 road and no one's overtaking.

Overtake. Fucking hell,

it's my favorite road that we're already at.

4:35 on the 60 road. Are you fucking joking?

Oh my God, overtake!

Yes, they're turning left. Fuck off. Right, you BMW.

Everyone's driving so slow. What the fuck? He's doing 35 on the 60 road.

I thought BMWs drive fast.

Testing, testing. I'm home.

At home again.

Um, check out what I got.

Where's the chat?

Yeah, I got the broadsticks.

Everyone driving so slowly. I can't believe it. You got a wide open road, completely straight as well, and you're doing 35 on it. What are you doing?

Completely ruined my drive home.

I just don't understand, like, why don't you just go 50 at least? 60 is nothing.

Oh yeah, Crip's alive. Um,

she posts on Facebook. She, she posted on Facebook a couple days ago on some cat rescue, so she's just ghosted us. She's not in jail or anything. I can't believe she's ghosted us like that after everything.

It's so annoying because the roads are really nice, really nice drive here, and then it's full of old people doing half the speed limit. And I thought I drive slowly. I put my car in sport mode and I wheel span. I did 0 to 60 in like 5 seconds.

You treated her like shit. Well, sorry.

Not. Mm-hmm. Fake sorry. Not sorry. Haha.

Yeah, well, I don't know. I thought she'd like make some lie like, oh, my passport got eaten by my dog. So here's what I got. £77.

£77 shopping. I got Monster Munch,

I got prawn crackers. Don't know what to eat tonight. Got bread.

The AC fixed itself. My car's self-healing. I told you, things go wrong, they just fix themselves when I turn it off and on.

I thought I was very respectful to Crypt. I said, yeah, sure, we can meet. But she wanted me to like, I don't know, to tell her that I love her or something. We haven't even met yet. How am I supposed to say if I like you? I don't know if I like you or not. I mean, first

meet and then figure it out. Like, Moon is same as well. I mean, I don't know if I love you or not. I haven't even met you.

First you just meet like casually

as friends.

Why do I have to like pledge my love?

And like, why do I have to text you and chat you all the time?

Because you could do all that and then we meet and we don't like each other and then it's all a waste of time.

Oh, I got, uh, lamb shawarma. I might have that for tonight. Boneless lamb shoulder coated in a blend of Middle Eastern spices.

Pretty good.

And I got venison grill steaks. I might have that tonight, see what venison tastes like.

Eggs, sirloin steak.

I got chicken king kebab with garlic and ginger pickle.

I got so much new food that I haven't tried. I got a salmon.

Bamboo shoot.

Greek yogurt. Garlic bread.

Pot noodle.

I got more chorizo kebabs.

I don't know what to have for lunch. It's only 2 PM. I feel like it's nearly the end of the day. Got noodles, orange.

I got some cat beauty sticks for the cat.

Let's see if he likes them.

Milk, Iso Soup, Rustlers. Might have a Rustlers,

you know.

Broccoli, pepper.

Onions. Hummus. Yeah, hummus and breadsticks, pretty nice. I recently figured that out all by myself.

I got hoisin sauce. Where are my breadsticks? Oh, there. Got hoisin sauce

and I got vanilla extract. For my cupcakes.

Nice shopping. I might have the chorizo kebabs for dinner.

Or I want it

shot.

Oh, you bastard.

Mhm, I win. You lose, stupid fridge. My foot hurts now.

Oh, my foot hurts. Ow, ow.