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Meeting a Filipino girl in Kyoto
2019-07-28 · 14 min
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What's this popcorn?
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0:05–0:06 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_0Caramel popcorn. Not caramel. See, he said no.
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0:06–0:11 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_1Have ours.
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0:12–0:13 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_2Oh, this one is nice. Hmm. This is green.
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0:15–0:24 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_3もう お 好 み で 絞 って ください。 あ、 はい。 ありがとうございます。 はい、 す み ません。 や ば。 うん。 ニ ュ ート ン。 はい。 ケ ア フ ル。 チ ミ パ ー の ご 自 身 で 焼 いて いただ いて、 こ ま め に 召 し 上 が って ください。 はい。 そう いうこと ね。 すごい。 なんか その 上 に 焼 く ん か と思 った。 本当 私 も 溶 けて しま う と思 った。 まあ 皆さん 多 分 そう は 思 う。 結 構 前 取 れた ら 突 っ 込 んで いく んです よね。 溶 け ない で。 溶 け ない で。 溶 ける や ろ ね。 あ、 で この ぐ らい で 焼 いて も ら います。 はい。 う ち だけ 僕 焼 いて ます んで。 こ っち 側 で。 はい。 で、 二 口 ミ カ の 日 に 方 し も 10 秒 から 20 秒 ぐ らい ですね、 短 い し 大 体。 で、 あの 原 料 が 吉 野 ク ズ から 作 ってる んです けど、 え っと ク ズ モ シ とか の。 で、 あの 片 栗 粉 の 役 割 も 果 た して く れる んで、 ま 溶 け ない ア イ ス 形 が 残 ってる わ け ですね。 あと は その オ ー ガ ニ ック なん で、 あの 添 加 物 が 入 って ない 方 が ア イ ス が し っ か り 固 ま って く れ ます。 で、 あの ア ズ キ バ ー とか め っちゃ か かった と思 う。 え すごい。 え これ じゃ この ま ま? はい。 見て ください。 いただ きます。 暑 い かな? あ 全 然 暑 く ない です。 カ チ カ チ に 冷 えて る んで。 へ え。 ま ちょ う ど 普 通 常 温 ぐ らい なんです よね。 H ot and cold at the same time.
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0:27–2:13 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_4Middle.
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2:14–2:15 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_5ま さ に そう です。 ま さ に そう です。 It's melting.
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2:15–2:23 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_6Is it hot?
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2:27–2:27 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_7No hot.
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2:27–2:28 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_8Oh, it's cold.
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2:28–2:32 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_9Weird.
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2:34–2:35 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_10It's still cold.
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2:37–2:38 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_11It's dry.
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2:38–2:42 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_12Tastes like green tea.
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2:42–2:45 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_13Green tea. This is a brambu.
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2:45–2:46 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_14A what?
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2:47–2:47 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_15Brambuar. Brambuar zen dai. Zen dai.
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2:49–2:52 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_16I don't know what that is. No idea.
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2:53–2:56 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_17You want to try? Dry, dry.
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3:02–3:16 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_18Tastes like nothing. There's no flavor. It's like ice. How much did it cost? ¥1,200?
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3:17–3:28 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_19Yes.
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3:28–3:28 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_20It's about $12 for fried ice cream. Grilled ice cream. Very small. $12 just for 2 sticks. What a rip-off!
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3:28–3:41 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_21We're in Kyoto.
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3:48–3:56 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_22$25 lunchbox. It's Snoopy. $25 for a bloody lunchbox? No thanks. What a fantastic view of a helicopter landing pad. Oh, it's so hot. We're in Kyoto.
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4:04–4:37 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_23Very hot in Kyoto today.
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4:37–4:42 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_24More escalators. Well, this station is weird. Look, it's like a massive hole in the ground.
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4:52–4:59 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_25So, but when she sent me a message, I don't have a choice.
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5:30–5:35 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_26We're in a tourist area. I'm climbing a mountain.
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5:50–6:24 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_27So, 뭐도 있더? 할라 해요.
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6:24–6:28 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_28Your bag's too small.
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6:29–6:30 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_29Ah.
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6:31–6:31 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_30I'm sweating.
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6:33–6:34 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_31Me too.
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6:34–6:36 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_32Oh, more steps. It's never-ending. We're still climbing. The mountain. Are we at the top yet?
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6:36–7:04 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_33Yes, yes, yes. Twenty minutes from here to reach the top.
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7:06–7:11 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_34How did they build a staircase up a mountain? Crazy. It's just so weird. Hundreds of years ago, they just decided to build a staircase up a mountain. Someone's living here. Can you imagine living on a mountain? Weird. It's quite peaceful when there's no people around. Very peaceful. You can listen to the sounds of the jungle. Very nice.
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7:14–7:51 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_35Very quiet place. What's in here?
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7:52–8:03 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_36They'll tell me off again for filming. For some reason, the people who own these shops, they don't like me taking photos or videos around it.
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8:03–8:11 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_37Old man staring at us.
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8:11–8:12 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_38Apparently there was an old man sitting there staring at us.
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8:12–8:17 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_39Spider. Yeah.
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8:20–8:20 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_40Touch it. It's nice and cool here. Waterfall flowing into a plastic bucket. What a beautiful scene. Go inside. Have a shower. Ha ha ha! Look at the plastic bucket.
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8:20–8:50 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_41Whoa! Gobol tilanti.
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8:52–8:54 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_42Stick insect.
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8:55–8:56 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_43Sticky.
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8:56–8:56 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_44Stick insect.
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8:57–8:58 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_45Sticky insect.
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8:58–8:59 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_46Yeah.
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9:00–9:00 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_47Really?
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9:00–9:01 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_48Because it looks like a stick.
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9:02–9:03 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_49Sticky insect.
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9:03–9:05 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_50We made it to the top.
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9:19–9:20 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_51This is the—
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9:20–9:22 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_52Mount Inari. Better than Mount Fuji. There's so many red gate things everywhere. Why are there so many? What is the point of these red gates? What do they mean?
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9:22–9:52 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_53I don't know.
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9:52–9:56 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_54You know nothing, and you call yourself a Japanese woman? You don't know your own country. Ha ha ha ha ha! They got told off, not allowed to sit on the steps. No sitting. Get off the steps. We're at the top of Mount Inari. How do you feel?
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9:56–10:28 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_55Yeah, we achieved.
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10:30–10:32 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_56We achieved.
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10:33–10:33 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_57Yay! Look, they put spikes.
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10:34–10:44 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_58So you can't sit here. They put plastic spikes there. They're so sneaky. Give me water. Take his stuff. Take his stuff. Steal it because it looks like a stick.
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10:54–11:20 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_59Oh, more. Hey, how do you feel? Bored. You bored?
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11:27–11:39 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_60Very bored.
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11:40–11:40 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_61You anywhere you said bored, stupid man.
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11:41–11:45 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_62I get her. She doesn't even know how to use a camera. Look, this is racist. Japanese only. Look, it's racist. Japanese only fortune telling. Foreigners not allowed. No sitting. No, no sitting. You're gonna get told off. Do not give food to monkeys. It is dangerous to see eyes with a monkey. Who's this? Something bit me. So where? Here.
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11:55–12:39 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_63Look. Skin getting wet.
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12:41–12:44 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_64So many insects everywhere. Disgusting insects.
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12:44–12:52 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_65Yuck.
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12:53–12:56 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_66Smells like smoke. They're having a barbecue. Barbecue in the mountains. Roast boar. Roast monkey. What are they doing? They're praying.
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12:56–13:15 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_67Praying.
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13:15–13:16 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_68Very nice view. Why is he blowing a horn? Mr. Meow Meow.
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13:31–14:13 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_69Meow meow, another cat coming.
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14:14–14:16 · rev_64bfae7fe5aef4d9253f53b2f1f22c15_70It's the cat from before.
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