I have a question for you - LG G5 vlog

Nothing like a cup of coffee to start the day. Daniel! Paul, you scared the shit out of me! How would you feel if I told you that in 200 years' time, all life on Earth will be wiped out? What?! How about trying good morning next time? Whether the morning is good or not is irrelevant. Now answer the question. If I were to tell you that in 200 years' time, all life on Earth will be wiped out, how will you feel? Your children, your grandchildren's children, all of mankind and all life on the planet will cease to exist. How will you feel? You're such a downer, Paul. This is why you don't have any friends. Do you think I look like the kind of person who cares about having friends? Now answer the question. I don't know, no one's ever asked me that before. I guess I wouldn't really care. 200 years is a long time from now. We'll be long gone. If all life on Earth is going to end in 200 years' time, then I guess it would feel like everything we're working hard for now is kind of pointless if it's just gonna all come to an end in 200 years' time. But then if you think about it, it's gonna come to an end eventually, you know? It might be 200 years' time, might be 200 million years' time. The point is, we don't know when it's gonna come to an end, and we don't really think about when it's gonna come to an end. We just live our lives and do the best we can. Besides, why would I believe you? You could just be making it up. You do not have to believe what I say. You can see for yourself. Let me show you. We shall be traveling 200 years into the future, to the year 2216. You're joking, right? What have you done to my hair? I told you, we're going 200 years into the future. Obviously this is how time has affected your physical appearance. What? That doesn't make any sense! Why would going 200 years into the future make my hair grow really long? If going 200 years into the future means that time has an effect on my body, then I would be dead! My hair wouldn't just suddenly grow really long! Look, I didn't make up the rules for time travel, okay? Now do you want to see your decimated planet or not? Okay, show me my decimated planet then. Can I at least go and get a haircut before we go? No, we only have a limited amount of time that we can stay in the future. Besides, you look kind of cute. Oh, thanks. Anyway, since we're 200 years in the future, does that mean all my family are dead? Does that mean all my friends are dead? Um, you don't have any friends. And yes, your whole family no longer exists. Sorry about that. But don't worry, we won't be staying in the future for too long. We'll be back soon. This is all that remains on your beloved planet. All your loved ones, all life on Earth, brutally wiped out in a single event. Are you sure? It kind of looks the same to me. I mean, it's always looked like that. If everything's the same, then where are all the people? Where's your family, huh? You're all alone, aren't you? Where are your friends? Oh wait, you didn't have any friends in the first place. This is just a big joke, isn't it? You haven't taken me 200 years into the future. You've just slipped some kind of crazy hair growth formula into my coffee, haven't you? How could you do this to me, Paul? I believed you. I believed we were 200 years in the future. How could you trick me like this? I thought we were friends. I took you in from the streets when you were starving and cold, and I fed you and I gave you shelter. And this is how you repay me? You made me think my family were dead. You made me think that humanity and all life on Earth were going to go extinct in 200 years. No, Paul, there's nothing you can say right now. Just don't say anything. There's nothing you can say that can make me change my mind. Just leave. Pack your bags. You're gone. I don't care. I don't care. I can't take this anymore. But Daniel, I was only trying to help. I was only trying to show you that you do have family. You do have friends. I'm your friend. We're here for you. You don't have to feel alone anymore. Paul, I don't— I don't understand you. What are you trying to say? What is this all about? You just seem so alone, Daniel. I want you to know that you're not alone. You're never alone. I'm here for you. We're all here for you. It's okay. It's okay. That's— that's the kindest thing anyone has ever done for me. I thought you were just taking the piss. Now can you give me some scissors so I can cut this fucking hair off? Aw, but I like the way you look with long hair. I think it suits you. Paul, let's get mad!