A lovely day out in Düsseldorf Germany with my friend

It's about 9 AM in the morning and the Turkish girl should be coming in around an hour. She's going to be coming here, so I need to go out to the entrance and look out for her. I guess I am a little bit nervous. I'm not sure what she's going to be like. We've chatted a bit on Instagram, but we haven't done any video calls or anything. And we haven't really chatted a huge amount, so yeah, she's a bit of a mystery to me. Anyway, I just had a shower and I'm all cleaned up. I do have a bit of a problem with the rubbish situation. My bin is completely full of decomposing leftover food, and that over there— let me see— see, you can see that? That's a, um, it's a duck leg bone sticking out, and I'm using this bag as a second bin. I just don't really like letting the cleaning people into the room because I'm in, I'm in the room and I want privacy, and I don't usually leave the room until very late, until around 5 PM. By then they're not really cleaning rooms anymore, so if I wanted the room to get cleaned, I would have to be out of the room when I want to be in the room. Anyway, I don't think it really matters because I'm quite a tidy person. Look, it's very nice and tidy. So yeah, I'm just gonna wait another hour and then she should be here. I decided not to ditch the microphone. That's why it's still here. Maybe I'll ditch it in this hotel. I don't know. And yesterday I went to Uniqlo. And I bought 2 new hoodies. I'm wearing one of them. I got this white one, or light grey one, and I also got a dark blue one. I think it looks quite nice. Okay, so it's now 11 AM and I haven't heard anything from her. I thought she would have reached the hotel by now and then connected to the Wi-Fi and then messaged me, but she hasn't. So I guess I should go down there And see if she's waiting. Can't see her anywhere. Maybe she got lost. Maybe I'll just go back to my room then.

Maybe she's lost. Yeah, she must be lost. I feel stupid now.

Well, I guess I could play Rainbow Six for a bit more. Why not?

Jeez, hell.

We're getting ice cream.

Cheers!

I didn't say thank you.

I'm rude. It really tastes like tastes like marzipan. Oh, you want to try? Nothing. Want to try?

This is a big river. Do you like your ice cream?

Yes, a lot. It's nice. Is this rain?

River Rhine.

Mhm. We're on a bridge. It's very exciting.

It's hot.

So please.

Is it nice?

Yes, I like french fries. I like onion. I like everything.

They're called chips.

What?

Chips.

Okay.

Not french fries.

Okay. I like chips.

We're going shopping. You're so short. I look huge next to you.

It's nice.

I'm 6 foot tall.

It's nice for you. Is that coffee? Looks real. Quiet, quiet.

We're getting pizza.

For final Sunday, I'm a Turkish, I'm a Turkish champion.

It's too hot, burning my fingers.

Ow! Just wait a bit.

I can't, it's too hot.

Just wait a little bit. It's not bad.

6.5 out of 10. My pizza's better.

Than what?

Did you see me make pizza in my video? No, I made a curry pizza. You're not a true fan. She's a vegetarian. There you go.

People say no because she doesn't eat pork.

No, you're not Muslim, are you?

No, I tried before. It's all— it's not— I didn't see any difference. It's like sausage. Maybe it's a sausage. It was a Portuguese meal. Not getting dirty. My cushion.

It tastes like a warm, flat Coca-Cola. Everything's closed. It's a Monday afternoon and the whole town is dead. Zombie apocalypse town. No people. Look, the sandwiches are there. They just leave the sandwiches there unattended, rotting. What happened? Why is there police and ambulances? Smells like smoke. I thought it was dust, but it was smoky, not dusty. Whoa, why is it so windy? Smells like barbecue.

69. It means 8.

You know what 69— yeah, I thought you didn't know what it meant. Look how small her hand is. Your hand's tiny.

Yes.

Wait, put it here.

Where?

No, the same way as my hand is. Oh, oh, oh, what happened here? I'm at the scene of the crime. There's smoke coming out. Sebastian Fox. McDonald's. €1.

Yes.

Don't they have a special German burger? Oh, look, veggie burger for you.

It's perfect for me.

You can eat, you can have dinner tonight.

Yes, yes, yes.

I'm guessing a doppel cheeseburger is a double cheeseburger. Doppel means double. Chicken burger. Do you think they understand chips, or do I have to say fries?

Fries.

What if I said chips? What if you order for me?

Okay.

Yes, good plan.

I can do it.

All right. McDonald's in Germany. It's a very big dog.

It's so big.

You could ride it.

Big dog. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh!

What did I get? I got a Coca-Cola. Cola and a straw and some chips and a burger.

It's called a Big Tasty. It's very big.

It has a strip of bacon. It's a bit messy. Look, it's all over the place.

Look at that. Bacon.

German bacon.

Mmm.

Cheers.

Cheers.