Kick Livestreams/predinner post pre dinner break pre bed time show 2025-10-18 05_02 [90681763-predinner-post-pre-dinner-break-pre-bed-time-show] 480p

My cough's not really getting better.

I don't really want to have dinner. I think I'll just have my apple crumble. Sugar, butter, flour, apples. Highly nutritious. Put some double cream.

Double cream.

Double cream. I haven't eaten anything.

I don't know why I got lots of— I had appetite yesterday. It's that I got like less appetite.

Battlefield 6.

I'm microwaving it now.

Spoonie. Oh God. The 40-minute break went so quick. It's like felt like two minutes.

Crazy, isn't it? I don't know why not streaming is just so much nicer than streaming.

I mean, I missed you guys so much.

Why don't come back up?

Because it's 8 o'clock, I gotta put in another 2 hours to get up to 10 hours, and I want to go to bed around 10.

Oh, drip my cream all over your face.

Apple crumble for

dinner. I feel like my tiredness levels are increasing.

Tiredness lounge. My apple crumble,

and then some Battlefield,

and then bedtime. At least tonight I think I'll be able to sleep better.

I was not faring good last night.

At least I didn't have to put the heating on today.

Okay, all good, all is good, guys. Uh, where's my fucking spoon?

Okay, got my spoon. All's good, guys. Apple crumble.

I don't know if it tastes weird because I'm sick.

Hmm, it's kind of like apple crumble.

Genius.

Bit. You fight it off all your life,

but one day it gets you when you're too old to fight.

It'll be waiting for its turn to claim you.

I'm

rich. You look like Asian auntie. Wow, really? Asian person looks like an Asian person? Wow, what insight.

Next you're going to be saying Chris Broad looks like a fat lesbian with a beard.

Yeah, what's that? Plastic. Why is there plastic in my apple crumble?

Okay, Battlefield category.

This song, that one.

Here. Some gaming before bedtime.

Kill some noobs.

Ah, where's my bank?

I

was gonna try using the keyboard and mouse.

Um, lockdown might change my weapons.

A scab house, that's what I look like.

Where everyone tuning in?

I might change my gun. What's this gun?

Carbine. I might go for carbine.

1.125x variable. Oh, it's got a suppressor.

What's that now?

How do I turn the vibration off? I don't like it.

Got it started. Oh, what happened?

Why is it not moving the camera?

What? I can't move the camera up and down. Uh, well, that was good.

The stupid mouse isn't working. Oh, now it's working. Why?

I forgot what the buttons are.

Pull an

X.

What?

I don't like how that game dang it.

I want grenade.

What?

Oh, I nearly got him.

Oh, come on, I shot so many times.

What?

Fine, this gun's hot, man.

Huh, I keep— where's the grenade? Oh, you fucking thing.

It's hard to remember the buttons on people.

I think I like the Hold

on.

Oh, it's easier to aim with keyboard and mouse. It's easier to press the buttons on the controller.

Still the

bottom. What?

Oh, oh, we're getting destroyed.

I

don't know how the shotgun can kill you from so far away.

Voilà, vous voyez, voilà.

Oh, hello Christopher, where are you tuning in from today?

Ah, tastes nice.

I don't like that gun. I mean, it shakes around too much when you shoot it.

I like aiming with the keyboard mouse, but I don't know why it keeps getting rid of buttons. Well, like

Oh, I can see you.

That's what you get for abusing Teddy.

This gun sucks. Why does it shake so much?

Haha.

Haha, okay. Oh, I don't

Haha,

haha. Oh, he

got me.

What game is this? Battlefield 6. No, they're not bots. What do you mean bots?

Brand new online game, why would it have bots?

Fine, couldn't see anything. What a duck.

I didn't know that.

Oh, what?

Spamming a metal launcher.

I don't think I'm early rank. I don't know about my rank.

Yeah, I hate it when they trick you into thinking the box is open.

Bastard.

I don't

know why everyone chooses this, guys.

Too late, my gun died.

They slaughter us, they're too many. Oh, come on.

Mission is still on track. Ah.

Hold on. Objective Charlie has been secured.

Oh, the stock market. I forgot. Oh, I'm up £1.80. Nice.

Where's the poison rip? I want to change my gun. Uh, how do I change my gun? This gun sucks. Maybe I'll go for, uh,

what's that? Marksman rifle. Could give it a try.

It's one shot, isn't it? I can't see the enemy.

Oh yeah, you could get a knife, sledgehammer.

It's not really worth using. I mean, he sledgehammered that wall, so maybe it is worth using at some point.

Where is

the enemy?

Oh, we won easy.

I didn't even do anything.

I didn't even get to use the rifle much.

Are there any melee weapons? There's a knife and a hammer, but it's not really worth using, so you might as well just shoot your gun.

Right, try again. Do I get this assignment?

What?

But I've already done revives. Why does it say zero? I done 662 heals.

I got a hell more people.

I

might like it.

Let me shoot someone.

Ah, you bitch.

I wish you could crawl when you get knocked down

like in Rainbow Six.

Our troops have secured the objective.

Huh, quite

powerful.

I

just flew across the room.

We winning? Oh, we're destroying them. Not even a challenge at this point.

Oh, why are they always behind me?

I saw it. Oh, I didn't even see.

The battle rifle is quite fun actually. I like how much damage it does for one shot.

Uh,

one of them is behind me.

I'm at the bottom again.

Oh, be dead.

Oh, killed 2. I'm still— oh, I don't even have 1,000 points.

Mira.

Oh,

I'm alive.

Is this the best FPS out now?

Uh, maybe. Can't imagine a PC game running smoothly.

Yeah, it's like a privilege to be able to have a computer that actually runs these damn games, couldn't it? Like, you gotta be rich or something.

And then also having good internet. Having good internet is like a luxury I never seem to be able to have.

Oh, these are wrecking.

What? You might as well just get a PS5 or Xbox. I mean, I'm playing on controller anyway.

Way cheaper than a gaming PC.

I just— I cannot get out of the bottom of this scoreboard.

I don't know what I'm liking on this robot.

Yeah, I'm not bottom. Someone who just joined is. Got 0-0. Wait, he's a bot. Look, it says bot next to it. It's a bot.

Oh, they can't even find 16 players.

Hey, I'm better than the bot.

SSGW Jansen, I'm better than the bot.

I

keep on the mouse.

It's really lagging tonight. I don't

like this gun.

This gun sucks. I'll go for the

LMG again.

I don't like single shotguns.

So easy.

Oh, stock market.

Hmm, I might go out this long. I'll take the profit. 60 pence profit. I'll leave my other ones open over the weekend.

Profit's a profit. No one ever went broke taking profit.

I'm gonna take this instead.

Oh, what? I got a new gun. What's that? Is that new?

Warfighter. What's the difference?

Now I don't want light. I might get the grip. No, I'll get the magazine penetration.

Um, to expert.

Could be better. I don't know how that's— he dead.

Ah,

oh, he's behind me.

Ne t'en bats pas.

Why are they always fucking behind me?

Come here.

I'm

at the bottom.

Wow, how do I know that was gonna happen?

Mira.

いいのね。

Don't see anything.

Hit

it! I'm dead. No, I'm not. I'm so laggy. Yeah,

I'm not

last.

Peter,

wow,

why? We're winning.

I did.

This is good commentary. Where everyone tuning from, guys? Hello, Mommy, where are you tuning? Oh wait, Mommy's not here.

Our strategy, just aimlessly run at the objectives.

Get up!

He dead.

Oh my God, I can't believe that guy sucks more than I do. I can't believe I killed him.

The stupid auto-aim is like going crazy. He

dead. I dead. You dead.

Hello, Sesh, where you tuning in from, guys?

You dead,

you dead. What? Oh, we won. Look, I'm number 5. I didn't come at bottom.

Number five. I'm getting better.

He dead. Oh, my neck hurts.

I'm level twelve.

My strap's still

The trick to streaming is you just announce everything you do.

That way they can't say you're not interacting.

Uh, we got 200 Battle 6— Battlefield 6 bros in the chat. They're just shy.

Oh, I've got extended barrel. I mean, extended thingy.

Wait, so if I fire, I get marked on the map?

Swing back again.

It feels really good, but it's not lagging.

Why am I stuck? I'm stuck on nothing.

Why is it lagging?

Wow, oh,

I got new unlock.

I did.

What? I should use my hand grenade.

He dead? No, we're winning.

What?

Fucking stupid.

This light's insane. Hit it. I did.

Not on the bottom.

Oh, fuck's sake, it takes so long to aim. 1, 2, like 2 seconds.

Fucking hell,

7 deaths.

They just randomly spawn behind me.

Oh, for fuck's sake, really? Get— I need some kills, otherwise I'm going to fucking rage.

I can never get to my team. Look, there's one. I'm going to follow him.

Going to get stuck on the stupid door. Fucking door, get out the way!

What is with my aim?

It's the lag.

Everything's lagging.

He dead.

He dead.

No, it's not lighting now, but then it lights.

Oh,

what's

this then?

I'm back.

I did.

Where everyone tuning in from, guys? Hello? Hello?

Okay, don't revive them.

Why they disappear out of nowhere? Oh, it's so fucking gay.

He dead. I did.

Maybe he's SMG.

Hit it. I did. 1 hour to go.

It's marketing.

Uh, tanking.

Oh, it's gone. Oh, vomit in my mouth. I want to choose SMG.

No stupid flashing glitching effect, it's so dumb. Don't like it.

A knife. How many damn accessories do you want?

Oh God, I ought to go to bed.

He

dead.

Dead.

Nope, he was gonna res me.

He did.

Oh, we're losing.

He dead.

How many fangirls added me? Oh, so many.

I'm dead. I'm dead again.

We're winning. I'm not at the bottom. Yeah, life's good.

He dead.

I did.

I need 600 points to catch up with the others.

Not even— I did.

God, I've got a headache. I still got an hour to go.

Fucking hell, not easy being a streamer, is it?

You think, oh, you just sit there talking. Yeah, but I'd rather be in bed.

If I could make money by doing bed, I'd do it. Ah, next time we shall.

Ah, we're

gonna

win, just

How?

Are—

are—

how?

No,

no.

Yeah.

You're dead.

Damn, I can't believe you survived that.

That was some tactical hiding.

Hiding in my corner.

I'm still near the bottom.

I did.

Oh, I got a headache. Might need that Nurofen. What does new effect even do?

How many shots? Okay, everyone's got like 4,000 points. I'm still on 2,000.

Get over— oh no.

Oh, we lost right at the end.

Oh, my headache.

I don't know what it's like.

It shouldn't be. It's fine earlier.

Okay, my thumb hurts. I just keep holding it.

I can't see out the windows, right? Oh, you can't see anything.

Why is everything black? What is going on?

Why am I dying?

I haven't even shot one bullet.

Fuck. Holy fucking fuck.

I haven't shot a single bullet, have I?

I just want to shoot my gun.

40

minutes.

Hey, I'm not at the bottom somehow. Hit

it!

Oh

damn, we're winning.

You dead.

Damn, look how many points

I'm getting. I like it.

Okay,

you can pivot way easily— easier with the mouse than the controller. It's like

Yeah, I guess that's about it.

Who's shooting me? Oh, he chased me down.

We are still controlling the fight. Keep it going. Um.

That was terrible. Why? I don't know why sometimes you block an aim so well and then sometimes you're just like spraying it side to side.

Wait, what? What's the difference? Why can you do it well sometimes and not well sometimes?

We destroyed them.

New objective confirmed.

Uh, oops, people lost.

It takes so many shots to kill with this SMG.

Body shots just do 14 damage.

Maybe I'll try shotgun. Shotgun's hard, can't spray.

Although it's satisfying to get one shot on them.

Damn, it blew me onto the truck. I'm fucking hit!

That's pretty funny. Fucking hell.

I'm gonna change my weapon. Shotgun.

Change this side.

Oops, that side's kind of weird. Why is it blurry?

Oh, when I cough, hurts my head.

Ah, 40 minutes left.

I'm getting hungry now because I didn't have dinner.

Might get some crisps.

Where everyone tuning, guys?

That's

weird.

No, no way.

I don't want to put Chris back.

All

right,

that shotgun's so slow.

What?

Hit it. I did. Hit it.

Guys, where are you chatting in from?

Please tell me. He dead.

I don't— this stupid controller keeps rumbling. How do I turn it off?

That's why the battery— the battery keeps dying.

How do I turn off the stupid thing?

Why are there so many fucking settings? I can't find it. Ah, fuck it. Why do they always have vibration on by default? Who the hell likes vibration? It's so annoying.

Hit it, hit it,

hit it! I killed like 3 people. Did you see that?

Hit it! I killed 4 people now.

5 people now. I killed 5 people in a row. I killed 6 people in a row. What is going on? Are they all bots?

Oh my God, I killed 7 people in a row now.

Enemy forces have taken the lead.

I've killed 7 people and I'm still at the bottom.

Ah,

I got nearly the second highest most kills and I'm not at the top.

I did.

I

did. I did.

Hey then,

what was that? He kept getting down and up and down.

Hidden. I did.

Where everyone's tuning in from? I did.

Where everyone tuning in from, guys?

Harder, harder.

I did.

I don't know.

I don't.

Oh, I

did. I did. I died 23 times.

New record. I did.

Getting a little bit boring.

I did.

Oh, we lost.

Such a shame.

He

dead.

I did.

All squads

secure the objectives and maintain control.

Okay, objective secured.

Okay,

I don't think I want to use shotgun on this thing.

Might use controller again. Might change my gun

to the DAO.

Are you fucking—

I

did.

Enjoying the stream, guys? Hello. Evan, Evan, nice to see you.

What's your favorite gun?

What was that? Someone snuck up on him.

He dead.

Hide

it.

He dead.

Oh, I dead. Is there sawn-off shotting? I don't think so.

I did, I did.

Uh, when I cough, my head hurts a lot.

The coughing bit is a worst. I'll take the sore throat any day.

I did.

Vale.

Hello. Hey, Dad.

We are controlling the fight. Maintain our advantage. Hit it.

I did.

Hidden.

Oh, I thought he was dead. Like,

I'm number 3.

Oh God, I might have to call it off here. Otherwise I will be dead.

Allez.

I did.

We're wrecking them. I'm number 3.

This map's so boring. Just run between these different buildings.

I found a cool loot stash. I actually, I turn off the voice chat straight away. I don't want to hear some stupid teenage kid's voice telling me what to do.

And

it breaks the immersion.

I'm

number 3.

No, I said teenage kids, not teenagers.

What? I had cover.

What? But we were winning. Ah, fuck this, I'm going to bed.

What even was that? We were— ah, we lost by 6 points.