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Mm-hmm.

Testing,

testing, testing, testing.

Where the fuck is everyone?

What?

Anyone there? Hello?

What is going on? Why is there no one here?

God, fucking took ages. I thought Kick was bugged or something.

Usually it doesn't take 5 minutes until someone says something.

Maybe it's too early.

Phew, got me a bit worried for a second. Thought I was shadowbanned. So yeah, I didn't get any from Kick last night, so I'm guessing my plan worked.

Well, sorry, I think I'm sick. I've got a sore throat.

I must have picked it up

on Sunday when I went out,

but I don't think it's bad. I mean, it's not very painful.

I can barely feel it now, but in the morning I could feel it.

I'll buy some Strepsils at Tesco later.

Yeah, I think I got slightly sick. It was a bit cold on Sunday and I just had this jumper. I didn't have a jacket or anything.

I need some vitamin C, zinc,

strepsils.

Market's tanking.

I really hope I don't get sick.

Like properly sick where I'm out for 2 weeks at least.

Some girl lost $300K in crypto. Well, she's able to lose $300K. She's probably got a lot of money,

unless she's insanely stupid and that was all her money.

She got liquidated.

I'm up £455 on gold. I don't know if I should think about selling.

I mean, £455 is basically— I'm up £480 in total, and £455 of that is from gold alone.

So if that gets wiped out,

I don't know if I want to lock in £450 as gains. It's— that's like 10% of the entire account.

300k to 1.9k. Well, that sucks.

I'm currently shorting the market. I was up £40, now I'm up £25. Really annoying because I had a short open overnight but I got stopped out. If I didn't get stopped out, I'd be up £100.

Sometimes I really hate stop losses,

but supposedly they save you more money than you lose.

Which would be true if I had one on my big short.

So I didn't get any warnings from KITT last night, so I'm guessing what I did was adequate.

Maybe a little bit overkill, but that's to be expected when you're in a state of fear. You could probably tone it down a little bit.

I can't believe all I gotta do is, hey Mommy, how's your day today? And then it's okay. It's fucking retarded.

Imagine they're like, chat interaction not genuine enough. Oh, fuck off then.

Getting sick and tired, literally

feeling a bit under the weather.

Come on, market, if you're going to tank, just fucking tank. Why is it going to go boom and then bounce and then boom and then bounce like a ping pong ball?

So today's plan, I'm going to stream for 3 hours

and then break for lunch, and then I'm gonna go Tesco. I'll be back at 1. I think I'll do 9 to 12, and then I'll be back at 1,

and then 1 to 7, and then 8 to 11. That would give me 3 plus 1, 2, 7 is 6, plus another 3. That would give me 12 hours. It's pretty good.

I'm gonna break up the day with chores and stuff.

Should help things go smoother. Prevent the risk of getting reverted.

Hello, Elliot, good morning. Thanks for joining us again today.

When do I have to change my screen wash on my car? Because I haven't topped it up since I bought the car. I don't even know how to.

And what do I top it up with? I need like antifreeze stuff, don't I? If I just put water in, it's going to freeze.

Yeah, so last night I didn't get any kick emails, so I think I did it correctly. Hello, Snowfall, nice to see you again today. How's your morning?

Just kidding, not liking trick. Yeah,

okay, update my finances. We got 5,764.

Uh, we got 681.

Uh, we got a—

got a 516, I got a 324, I got a 32 and a 50. Oh, 7367, that barely went up at all.

Seven three six seven.

I

don't understand why when you open the front of a Tesla, there's nothing there. Where the engine should be because it doesn't have the proper engine. It's got like storage space, but when I lift up the bonnet of my car, it's got stuff in there that kind of looks like an engine.

What's going dark? The weather or the stream?

Yeah, I don't know what all the stuff in the front of the car is.

Maybe it's like the motor and stuff. And my car's too small for it to be hidden, and Tesla's bigger so they can hide it.

So I'm gonna do 3 hours until 12 o'clock and then I'm going to Tesco.

I think that should take me about 40 minutes and then it'll be back up 1.

Fucking market.

Should have taken the £45.

Yeah, I don't know about gold because

I mean, gold is only going up because

of the economic problem, but Brian says they just— they won't be able to fix the problem that's causing gold to go up unless there's like

a massive crash. That forces them to fix it.

So maybe we're not there, but it's already gone up so much, makes me kind of nervous to keep holding it.

It hit 41.80 last night.

No, I'm not going to stream in Tesco. It's not worth it.

I'd only be there for about an hour anyway. I'd rather just use my break, lunch break, go Tesco, get food, have lunch,

because they could say, oh, just not talking in the Tesco.

Because I'm not talking when I go to Tesco, so technically that would be low interaction.

I think the breaks are helping though to like mentally reset.

You're overthinking it. I'm not.

If you're doing stuff, it's fine. It's not. I mean, they bollocked me because I was doing the Rubik's Cube.

The streams where I did the Rubik's Cube They said I wasn't interacting, so they took away all the money.

I thought Rubik's Cube is fine, but it wasn't.

Well, if I change the category to IRL, can I do the Rubik's Cube in silence? This is stupid, isn't it? Stupid fucking categories.

I really, really hate all these stupid rules. It's so fucking annoying.

I hate being forced to interact with the chat when I don't want to.

I've been up since 8 AM.

I've got phlegm in my mouth, slightly sore throat.

I'm trying to look for zinc. I heard zinc is good for colds.

If I get sick, it's gonna be really hard to stream.

I should probably not stream then. I'm not going to make any money.

I got this problem,

a shift in paradigms.

I got to figure out how to prepare for the, um,

Could be some changes coming soon.

I don't know if it's gonna directly affect me.

I've got to prepare for the case that it may affect me.

I can't really say more than that.

Oh, thanks Snowfall for saying my streams are good. I'm glad you like them.

Fuck, I should have taken profit. I was up £45, now I'm only up £18. I think market is still gonna go down a bit.

Which means it's probably going to go up.

Trying to predict the market, not easy work, is it?

They say November is really good for crypto, don't they?

They say alt season hasn't begun yet, which means it can't be the end of crypto.

My Sui coin is down 22%.

Still break even on Bitmine, up 0.8%.

I want to hold for November. Damn, November's in 2 weeks. I can't believe that. Year's nearly over.

2026 coming soon. Can't wait for next summer.

What am I scared of? Things beyond my control that I have little, few options to react with.

I can't really say much more than that.

Just trying to navigate the waters

without sinking.

Like, so much of what— I mean, there's so much luck involved with the outcomes of stuff, isn't there?

You really gotta start praying to Jesus.

I mean, what else can you do sometimes?

Life is so hard to navigate.

Thinking about getting the iPhone Pro because I can get it on a 4-year contract, £30 a month, white version. 17 Pro, 256 GB, white, get it tomorrow.

Tempting.

Uh, sent that iPhone out.

No longer in my possession.

But why get the Pro over the 17? I think the 17 looks better. I don't like that lens plateau thing.

I like a more simpler backside.

Only thing the Pro has is the 5x optical zoom. And slightly better battery. That's it really, isn't it?

And ProChip, I guess. But I don't really need that much horsepower. I just want nice display and smooth operation and good battery life, which my iPhone 12 Mini is lacking. Although I do like how small my iPhone 12 Mini is.

30 minutes down, 2 hours and a half to go until first break.

Hello, Ohio Roads of Massachusetts. Aren't you still paying for the air? I will get refunded on that soon.

Hopefully

iPhones are boring. No, they are not. I like them very much.

I should have taken profit. My £40 profit is now £14 profit. Don't tell me that's the bottom.

I mean, there was bullish S&P divergence.

Does that mean it's the bottom?

I think I'm gonna lose all my profit. It's gonna rip, isn't it?

Ah, sometimes it just tanks and then bounces so fast

where you basically only had a second to take profits.

Like, it does one little bounce and you think—

you don't think it's going to like go all the way back up again, but then it does.

Watched him do Rubik's Cube and ignore me. I'm so sorry I ignored you. Now I will respond to chat. Like my masters command me to.

How everyone doing today?

Where everyone tuning in from?

Really great to hear.

Just really hope no one expected drama today.

Just want some peaceful days, you know.

Due to their low metabolism and accompanying Accompanying, accompanying. Why can't I say that? Accompanying. Why does that sound weird? Accompanying, accompanying.

Why does that sound like Chinese? Accompanying stress resistance. Echidnas are long-lived for their size. The longest recorded lifespan for a captive echidna is 50 years. With anecdotal accounts of wild individuals reaching 45 years. The echidna's brain is half neocortex compared to 80% of a human brain. Contrary to previous research, the echidna does enter REM

sleep, but only in comfortable temperature at 25 degrees.

Accompanying

The female lays a single soft shell leathery egg. The female lays a single soft-shelled leathery egg 22 days after mating and deposit it— deposits it— why can't I speak today? Deposits it directly into her pouch. An egg weighs 2 grams and is 1.4 centimeters long. While hatching, the baby echidna opens the leather shell with a reptile-like egg

tooth. Hatching takes place after 10 days of gestation. The young echidna, called a puggle, born larval and fetus-like, then sucks milk from the pores of the 2 milk patches— monotremes have no teats— and remains in the pouch for 45 to 55 days, at which time it starts to develop spines. The mother digs a nursery burrow and deposits

the young Returning every 5 days to suckle it until it is weaned at 7 months. Puggles will stay within the mother's den for a year before leaving.

Male echidnas have a 4-headed penis. During mating, the heads on one side shut down and do not grow in size. The other 2 are used to release semen into the female's 2-branched reproductive tract. Each time it copulates, it uses the pair of heads opposite those it used the previous time. When not in use, the penis is retracted

inside a preputial sac in the cloaca. The male echidna's penis is 7 centimetres long when erect, and its shaft is covered with penile spines. These may be used to induce ovulation in the female. Damn, 2.8 inches is pretty big for a tiny little creature. That's like half the size of my penis. My penis is like 6 to

7 inches,

and I'm way bigger than an echidna.

It is a challenge to study the echidna in its natural habitat, and they show no interest in mating while in captivity.

Prior to 2007, no one had ever seen an echidna ejaculate. There have been previous attempts trying to force the echidna to ejaculate through the use of electrically stimulated ejaculation in order to obtain semen samples, but this has only resulted in the penis swelling. Breeding season begins in late June and extends through September. During mating season, a female

may be followed by a line or train of up to 10 males, the youngest trailing last, and some males switch between lines. Weird.

Oh, hello Skull100! How are things going? They're going great, so glad you asked me. I didn't get any warning emails last night, so I think all is good.

Been interacting adequately.

Where everyone tuning in from, guys?

Uh,

Oh,

this is like death inside my bones. It's so funny seeing all these little tiny streamers with, I don't know, 10 viewers desperate to get the, um, how many is it?

Desperate to meet the requirements for KCIP. Well, they wish they could have what I got, and I'm miserable.

And they'll be like, why is he miserable? He gets all the money.

Yeah, well.

You try doing this for 10 years and see how much you enjoy it now.

I'm not going outside ever again for streams.

I'm not gonna bother random people.

Why?

Because I don't want to get in trouble shoving my camera in people's faces. Trying to stay out of trouble.

Have you heard Elon Musk is funding Tommy Robinson's legal defense?

It's pretty crazy.

I thought you weren't allowed to do that. Like, I know Nigel Farage is not allowed to receive money from Elon Musk because that's like outside meddling with internal politics.

I guess Tommy Robinson's not in politics, so

Miserable weather. Yeah, at least it's not raining though, just cold and cloudy.

I take that over blindingly bright though. I hate it when it's really bright.

The thing that I hate most about driving is when your visibility gets impaired, like you get smears on the windscreen, the sun dazzles you,

or you get fog. The scariest thing about driving is when you can't see very well.

That's why I hate driving at night. You can't see anything

apart from little— 2 little red dots in front of you and 2 little white dots behind you. Come on, market tank! I'm up £26.

One big fat tankage would be nice.

Today's the last day to lock in my earnings for Thursday payout. Hopefully I get £650.

That still won't pay off all the overdraft though. Yeah, I heard Lost Profits guy was killed.

My girlfriend was extremely happy about it.

How was he killed though?

I don't know how they can do this in prison. Where do they get the weapons? How are they able to get this stuff?

A disgraced rock star from Pontypridd— oh, he's Welsh— serving a 29-year sentence.

2 men aged 25 and 43 had been arrested on suspicion of murder.

Watkins, 48, was jailed in 2013, so he would have been released in 2042.

Still had a long way to go.

He would be like 60 to 70 if he ever got out.

Jailed in 2013, child sex offenses.

The mothers of the children he abused were jailed for 14 to 17 years. Damn, so the mums let him abuse the kids. That's crazy.

I always wondered, like, how do they brush their teeth and wash their hair and stuff?

He pleaded not guilty to rape. How was it not rape?

Ah, Jesus.

One of my favorite bands is Bullet for My Valentine, and they're also Welsh. I really hope they don't end up doing something. It'd be pretty sad because I like their music.

Watkins may have been attacked because he refused to pay protection money.

How do you pay money when you're in prison?

How

miserable.

They get some kind of allowance inside.

Maybe. I mean, if I was jailed until 60 or 70, I think I'd rather just die.

Even if you get released, what kind of life are you gonna lead? Everyone knows your face, everyone knows what you did. If you did get released, you'd probably end up getting Killed outside.

Fucking market. Why can't it just fucking tank?

I

should have taken the £40.

Do I check my PayPal email?

Recently, I don't know which phone it's on.

Oh yes, here.

Light strategy.

Litz.

It might be.

Is it on Trading 212?

Oh yeah, light strategy.

See what they say on, uh, StockTwits.

Oh, maybe I'll drop £100 on it. Why not? I'm buying 63 shares.

£100. £100 YOLO.

Why not? What's the worst that could happen?

Oh no, Mark is ripping.

Come on, give me my money back.

I lost £14 last night. Stop loss triggered. It triggered my stop loss and then it tanked anyway. I would have been up £100 if it didn't.

God fucking damn it,

could have taken profit on £40 like 3 times now.

Damn, if it 10x, the £100 turn into £1,000. I'm gonna be rich.

1 hour done, 2 to go, and then the test to go. It's actually kind of nice only streaming for a couple hours and break and then a couple hours. Doesn't feel like, oh, I gotta do 12 hours.

Where everyone tuning in from today, guys?

Oh, I need to buy Strepsils. I got a sore throat.

Is the vape good for my sore throat? I thought the liquid would soothe it.

Oh God, I'm gonna lose all my fucking gains on my short.

I can't believe it.

Had so many chances to take profit.

I let everyone slip by.

Hmm,

echidnas are very timid. When frightened, they attempt to partially bury themselves and curl into a ball similar to a hedgehog. The strong front arms allow echidnas to dig in and hold fast against a predator. Pulling them from the hole.

What's everyone's favorite echidna?

Guys, I like Knuckles from Sonic the Hedgehog.

Their many predators include feral cats, foxes, domestic dogs, and goannas.

Snakes pose a large threat when they slither into echidna burrows and prey on the spineless young puggles. They are easily stressed and injured by handling. Some ways to help echidnas include picking up litter, causing less pollution, planting vegetation, for shelter, supervising pets, reporting high echidnas, and leaving them undisturbed.

Oh God, I can't believe I lost all the fucking profits.

Lost profits.

I just realized that word has 2 meanings.

Profits and profits.

Lost profits.

Maybe I'll just take the £5.

Where everyone tuning in from, guys?

The divergence between oviparous egg-laying and viviparous offspring develop internally

mammals is believed to date to the Triassic period.

Damn, it's crazy that at one point everything laid eggs.

50 million years ago, Triassic period, where they diverged from oviparous to viviparous. Most findings from genetic studies are in agreement with the Paleontological dating, but some other evidence like mitochondrial DNA gives slightly different dates.

Hmm, I don't believe in this short anymore. I'm going to take profit when I can.

I'm up £7.

£8. Might

just take that. Okay, I'm out.

Well, I took the £8.

Fuck's sake, I could have taken £40.

The bounce was too hard. I didn't think it would bounce that hard.

Molecular clock data suggests echidnas split from platypuses between 19 and 48 million years ago, so that platypus-like fossils dating back to over 112 million years ago represent basal forms rather than close relatives of the modern platypus. This would imply that echidnas evolved from water-foraging ancestors and returned to land living, which put them in competition with marsupials. Although

extant monotremes lack adult teeth, Patapuses have teeth only as juveniles. Many extinct monotreme species have been identified based on the morphology of their teeth.

So what if I change the tag to IRL?

Oh, the category.

Does that mean they cut me some slack?

Because then I should be able to do other things and reduce the amount of talking.

Really dumb how strict they are with these stupid categories.

Might make some food before going to Tesco.

I

bet the market's going to tank now that I've exited the short.

Maybe I'll put a short here,

so if it does tank, it will trigger a new short.

Could be a way to do it.

Hmm, these clothes are clean. Okay, well, I might do laundry as well.

Yeah, really, I can't be bothered doing laundry when it's cold, so I have to keep taking my clothing off.

I've got chips, still got those peas, got the gherkin. I'm gonna get rid of that cream, it's gonna stink.

Says it goes off in 2026, but that's probably if it's been unopened.

Do I

need to defrost? No, it's not icing up as much as it used to now.

I are out in my house. Ah, it's getting cold.

What's the temperature? Doesn't say.

Hey, maybe I'll start wearing my bathrobe.

This one's much nicer than the blue one.

People used to call it the Hugh Hefner robe. Remember, I got it back in 2021 after Mila dumped me.

I was so excited to be home again.

I bought all these stupid things like a lightsaber and a robe.

Red robe. It matches my curtains.

Well, that's nice. I was so happy to come home from Rotterdam. I hated Rotterdam.

Don't know how anyone lives there.

Maybe I'll boil some eggs.

Uh, where's my pot?

Where's everyone tuning in from today, guys?

Boil some eggs.

Yep, market's tanking after I get out the short. Great.

Did you know that monotremes are the oldest branch of mammals? With only 2 species to this day surviving, the echidna and the platypus.

Where's everyone tuning in from today, guys?

Oh, hey, Mommy, how are you today? Mommy's not even here.

There's no one even in the chat to respond to anymore. Someone type something.

Oh, hello, TB, so glad you could join us today.

Oh, hello, Beer. How's your day? I think I'm good for another 10 minutes.

I should just create another Kick account so I just pretend I'm a viewer and I talk to myself.

Did you sleep well, Bea?

Any good dreams to tell us about?

I kept waking up in the middle of the night with my trousers pulled down, my dick out, and then I put it back up, and then I'll go sleep and wake up again a few hours and my trousers down again. Yeah, got to take rubbish out tonight. Got the black bin men coming.

Black sack men.

The black sacks going out tonight.

It takes ages to boil a pot of water, doesn't it? What else do I need to buy? I've got enough sugar for a while.

I don't know if I want to try and make apple crumble. My mum showed me and it looked pretty easy. You just chop up some apples

And then you microwave it for— you put sugar in, you microwave it for 5 minutes, and then you mix flour, butter, sugar to make a crumbly texture, and then you sprinkle it over the microwaved apples, and then you put it in the oven. I wonder if you can put it in the air fryer.

Have you tried wearing a diaper before? No, Mummy, I have not.

I mean, yeah, I could try and make apple crumble.

I've got to buy the dish, the oven dish. Or can I put it in the air fryer? The air fryer fan is going to blow all the bits of sugar everywhere. Yeah, maybe I'll get some cinnamon. Maybe some vanilla. What, what other fruit? Apples? She put in another fruit. I forgot what it was.

Make sure butter is cold.

Demerara sugar. What about brown sugar?

Yeah, I might try apple crumble. As long as I keep talking, I should be fine.

But yesterday I got overly cautious, but I think maybe I'm— I don't have to worry that much. It's just as long as I keep interacting, I can still cook and stuff, can't I?

I just really got freaked out that they can just take all the earnings for the whole day like that. Crazy, breaching my human rights.

Yeah, well, I don't know, maybe I was taking the piss by just sitting there zoned out.

But I don't think they really care.

At least I didn't get banned.

Okay, so I'm gonna buy apples. What else would be good in the crumble? Maybe some cherries, give it a bit of tang.

Or is it raspberries? I think it's raspberries. Is it raspberry or raspberry?

Sugar, butter, flour. Maybe I'll buy more flour.

And double cream.

I've got zinc here. Is that zinc?

Multivitamins and iron. I don't think it has zinc.

Oh no, it doesn't have zinc. I thought I had zinc. I'll try buy some zinc then. I've got flour. I might need more flour.

I'm sick, I've got a sore throat.

I'm gonna buy— might take one of these now. It's got vitamin C, so I just need like zinc and magnesium.

I'll boil these until 5 past, 35 past.

I've only got a sore throat, but that's where it begins, isn't it?

And then morphs into runny nose, temperature. I just want to stock up on food in case I do get sick and I don't need to go out or order food. Maybe I'll buy some tins of soup.

No one's coming to help me. I mean, my girlfriend might.

You really don't want to get sick without any food in the house.

Stock up on soup. I might get 10 cans of soup.

I remember I got sick in Japan and I wanted,

I wanted like cream of chicken soup. Like the Heinz ones. And then Chihiro made me a chicken soup and it was just water, like salty water with bits of chicken in it. And then I raged saying this isn't cream of soup. They don't even sell cream of chicken soup in Japan. The whole idea of creamy soup in

a can doesn't exist in Japan.

All these little things you take for granted, hard to find there, like baked beans, minestrone, pea and ham soup, cheese and onion crisps. Good luck trying to find that in Japan. They don't have cheese and onion crisps, they don't have salt and vinegar.

Crisp selection in Japan is rubbish. It's all just, uh, they got weird flavors like pizza flavor. Or barbecue,

or it's usually like, um, seaweed flavor,

nori,

or curry flavor, or I don't know, some shrimp flavor.

I just want cheese and onion.

I used to get so mad about the food not tasting the way I was used to it tasting, like the bacon, the bread. I don't like the bread in Japan. It's hard to find multi-seed, multi-grain brown bread.

They always got white loaves of bread.

They always make the bread too sweet. Uh, I don't think my Litz order got filled. I think I need to wait until market open.

That check

says pending order. Have I eaten Japanese

Japanese cheesecake. Might have, I don't remember.

They're saying Assassin's Creed Shadows might come to Switch 2. I haven't even played my Switch 2 in ages. I think the battery's dead because I haven't charged it. No, it's dead. I got that Hades too, and then I never played it.

Just don't really feel like playing games recently.

No, I don't miss any food from Japan apart from yakiniku. It's funny, yakiniku just doesn't catch on here. People just, I don't know, they don't want to go to a restaurant and cook their food. My dad used to complain saying, oh, why pay to go to the restaurant? We could have just cooked the food at home.

Well, do you have a charcoal barbecue at home? And you have all the marinades and you have all the cuts of beef. You're not really cooking it, I mean, you're just putting it on the grill. It's not like you're prepping it. You don't have the equipment. If you got the equipment, then okay, fine, you should open up

your own yakiniku restaurant in your house.

But you also go for the, the side dishes and the experience because it's like a nice social event. He's sitting around the fire grilling meat and then just washing up. I think a lot of Westerners miss the point of yakiniku. They just complain because they have to cook their own meat, as if it's hard. Like, I take—

I've taken a lot of dates to yakiniku places and they never know what to do. I end up taking control because I know what I'm doing. Like I'm doing all the cooking and they just seem baffled. I took, uh, between 2022 I took 2 dates to yakiniku,

but it wasn't very good to be honest. It just doesn't taste the same as the ones in Japan.

There's something odd about it. Like the one in Plymouth, they put the parchment paper on the grill so the meat doesn't touch the grill. It just kind of gets boiled on the paper. I mean, it did go kind of charred, but it wasn't proper charring. It was like fake charring.

It just didn't taste the same.

I wouldn't go there again.

Very disappointing.

Wasn't too expensive, at least.

The waiter was very energetic. There's this skinny Asian guy with very long hair in a man bun

gave me, uh, JAY vibes. He was very charismatic with, um,

explaining things to the customers.

Oh, I feel dizzy walking up and down like this.

I'm triggered back into a short. Let's see if it works.

I want to target this gap here. There's an open gap

from— I don't even know what it was— 10th of October.

Damn, this robe is really good. I'm boiling now.

What should I have with the eggs? I got some chicken ramen. I'm not really that hungry.

I'm up £1.30 on my short.

£1.30, very, very nice. Hopefully my car's fully charged. Actually, it might still be charging. I got home, must have been 20 hours ago now. No, it's done. I think it takes about 20 hours to do a full charge if I only have about 5% left. Fuck, I lost all my profits.

Lost profit on He dared.

Oh, hello, bitch sensei. I will check my email rapidly.

Um, I

don't see an email.

HMR official.

Paid collaboration with Dreamina AI. Is that real or scam?

Could you rate— could you share your rate for one 5 to 8 minute YouTube video?

Do you think that's real?

We'd love to collaborate on one 5 to 8 minute video, dedicated video showcasing Dreamina AI's new best ability, Sea Dream 4.0.

Spam. Oh yeah, it's in the spam.

Yeah,

so I have some— I don't know if I want to tell him, though.

I won't read out the email.

He would definitely be interested.

I don't know, I've got to think about it.

I'm up three pounds. Nice.

Da da da da da da da.

Come on, tank.

The guy you ban multiple times, you trust with your deepest, darkest secrets.

Um, hmm,

hmm,

hmm. I don't know what to say to that.

It kind of involves him.

It's all outside.

Yeah, I can't really say, to be honest.

Not wise.

No comment.

Where everyone tuning in from today? Good.

Pill my eggs.

Viviparous and oviparous. Egg laying. What's wrong with egg laying?

I don't know why a bunch of creatures just decided, nope, egg-laying sucks.

It just doesn't seem very efficient to be pregnant for 9 months

when you could have just laid an egg,

but then you gotta protect the egg from being eaten.

But surely you can do a better job at protecting the egg being eaten than protecting your baby being eaten when you're pregnant, because then you're not like weighed down by the pregnant belly.

Okay, bitch sensei, I will Consider contacting.

Thank you for your interaction.

These are dark, troubling times.

The Eye of Sauron Pierces long and

deep.

Boiled egg for breakfast.

Mm, don't even need any salt. For some reason it's already salty.

That's weird, I didn't put any salt on it. Damn, it's pretty good.

Oh no, I'm down £2.40.

Oh, hello Hunterlicious. I never did boiled eggs on electric, only use gas. What's the knack? I think about 10 minutes boils them pretty well.

I used to think it was 5 or 7 minutes, but when I did that, it would always be undercooked. But 10 minutes seems to boil them pretty nicely.

Where everyone tuning in from today, guys?

I had a delicious egg.

It was scrumdiddlyumptious.

I still got all that tom yum noodles.

I like the noodles, but I'm not a fan of the tom yum flavor.

Oh, hello Ken-san. Good afternoon,

dear viewer.

I have a sore throat.

How goes it? I had a weird dream about Pia last night, but I don't remember what it was about.

I forgot now. I just know it was about Pia.

I'm sure it will come back to me.

My pleasure.

I find it interesting how the echidna

basically does everything. It lays eggs, it lactates milk, it has a pouch for the baby to crawl into like a kangaroo. It has traits of placental-based birth, egg-laying, and marsupials.

What a weird creature. It said, I'm not going to do just one, I'm going to do everything that everyone else does.

It gives birth to like a fetus, and then the fetus crawls into the sac and drinks milk from a milk patch. Because it doesn't have teats.

Truly a fascinating creature.

Did you know the divergences between egg-laying and live birth began 50 million years ago in the Triassic period?

Truly fascinating stuff, guys.

Did I tell you my mum's car broke down when she and Dave Gibson went driving somewhere? Right in front of the traffic lights as well.

Uh, Dave Gibson said there was a warning light on the dashboard, so he turned the car off and then back on again at the lights, but it wouldn't turn back on again. He kept pressing the button, it wouldn't turn on. And then he said everyone started horning at them, and some people got out the car to ask

them what's wrong. It's funny how people are very rude at first. They like dehumanize the people in the other cars. But when they get out of the vehicle and they see, oh, it's another human being, like the humanity comes back in. It's really weird how people road rage because they dehumanize the person in front of them, don't

really see them as a human being, they just see them as an idiot in a car.

But everyone's tough when they're behind the wheel, aren't they?

All the manners go out the window.

But he said he kept turning it off and on, and luckily it came back on and he was able to move out of the way. It's breaking down right in front of traffic lights.

Oh God, I'd be freaking out.

Luckily I've never broken down yet, but I would never dare turn off my car in front of the

lights. Got 1 hour left. My short is up £4. Seems like it's working.

Come

on,

tank. Hello, Mommy. What was your dream about? Oh, you forgot. That is truly zannin.

Do you like my red robe? It matches my chair.

The Hugh Hefner robe.

I recently found out what a fluffer is. I heard it on Clarkson's Farm. Apparently in the porn industry, the fluffer is the person that gets the male actor hard.

So if he doesn't get very hard with the actress, the fluffer comes in, hardens him up. But then I thought, if he gets so hard from the fluffer, why not just bang the fluffer? Why even need the actress anymore? I mean, maybe the fluffer doesn't want to be in the porn.

I mean, they're all there. Why don't they all just fuck anyway? Like, the cameramen, don't they get a bang as well? Like, can you imagine being a porn star cameraman and then you gotta watch them bang and then you don't get to bang as well?

After they finish shooting, do they all get a go? I wonder.

Perks of the job.

Come on, market, tank.

Looking prime for a short.

I'm up £6.

It's looking good. Up £8.

Do you think porn stars experience

lifelong consequences for being a porn star? I mean, that Shiho Kabuya woman Seems like she moved on pretty well, but maybe the reason why she's a streamer is because she can't get a normal job now after banging a thousand men on camera.

What about that famous Japanese man

who's a porn star? Do you think he could ever get a normal job again?

Isn't he sponsored by Tenga?

He does these Tenga product ads now.

Live by the sword, die by the sword.

Yeah, it definitely closes a lot of doors, doesn't it?

Come on, market, tank! I've got 1 hour 10 minutes to go.

Loan eligibility has improved.

I can borrow £7,000 to £25,000 from Marks& Spencer's Bank,

5.8% APR. I don't even know what I'd do with that. Invest it.

Oh, hello Quarter Ounce, so glad you could be joining us

today. Oh, look, it's Mr. Meow Meow outside. He's got a big chunky GPS collar now.

I wonder if it shocks him if he gets too near my house and an owner shocks him.

But he goes to every house and sniffs about.

I keep seeing him scratching it.

It's so sad, people negatively judging you without even putting in any effort to try and understand your situation or who you are as a person.

So I think everything's pretty understandable if you just took 5 minutes to listen,

but no one wants to know.

I have a

reasonable explanation for everything, really.

It'd just be nice if someone cared enough to hear me out

before passing damnation

and judgment. We truly live in a society where it's— you're basically guilty until proven innocent.

Just assume guilt until innocence is proven, isn't

it?

Oh no, I hope I don't start getting a cough. That means the infection has spread.

The scary thing is when you get to that stage of illness where you get all dizzy so you can't drive.

Now I'm checking my email. Now I'm checking my dashboard. Now I'm checking my stocks. And now I'm checking my chat. Hello, Willy. Some of my best friends are serial killers. Wow, I hope you don't get murdered. By

then,

I hope everything pans out for the best for all of us.

It's like you're doing free TTS

voice. Yes, it is so funny

how I'm forced to do something I don't want to do to make money. It's kind of like having a job now.

It's such a great job as well.

Oh no, I think I'm getting sick. Oh fuck,

all this streaming's been hard work on my body.

Market's tanking. I'm up £9.

Come on, retrace back to that open gap. I'm up £9.08.

Earn £30 more on pro referral. I'm like that. Have you seen that Black Mirror episode? Where the woman has like a coma and then they rescue her by uploading her brain to a server and then her server brain controls her body remotely and then they get the common package but the drawback is she spurts out ads randomly

without knowing that she's doing it so she'll just randomly be like,

Nescafé, the best coffee in the supermarkets today. Buy yours now. I feel like I'm like that now.

Anyway, Revolut. Earn £30 more on Pro referrals. Boost your referral reward to £80 when you get friends to join both Revolut and Revolut Pro. T&Cs apply. Invite friends. I can't believe none of you sign up to it. It says we can't find that link, it's being removed.

Okay, wow.

Yeah, I think I locked in yesterday's stream. I didn't get an email. I think if I had done something wrong, they would have emailed me by now because they're usually pretty quick.

I don't have an email from them.

It's not in my spam.

WeeGasm. Enjoy double rows of octopus suction cups and a tapered tip for streamlined orgasms.

Seems like my

random interacting did the trick.

Where's that white one gone?

There it is.

Something you might enjoy reading.

I actually do enjoy reading the monetary stuff. I'm actually quite interested in evolution. Way more interesting than stupid monetary policy.

God, I get so bored trying to read about the science of economics.

I think evolution's cool because

you can see how it's actually had an effect on creatures,

and you can learn about, you know, like, why does the platypus lay eggs and lactate milk?

Why does the whale have lungs? Why is it a mammal? I like how you can discover all the secrets.

Yeah, but Kick's not making any profits, are they?

They only make money through the gambling website, and I don't know how I'm making them money. I don't see how more chat interactivity equals more people going to Stake.com and gambling. Now, who here gambles on Stake.com?

Doubt anyone does. So how are they going to make any money off my viewers? And that you guys don't even subscribe for the $5 thing. And even if you did, they only make 5% off that.

I've got 8 subscribers this month. That's what, $40? But then that's like

$2 for them.

Stake's banned in the UK, so anyone who's from the UK in my audience, we're not using Stake. Can't even use it. It's banned.

Like money laundering allegations or something got it banned.

So I mean, the UK audience makes up a quarter of my audience, I think.

So I don't know why they think, oh, get the chat more involved, that means we're gonna make more money. You ain't gonna make fucking shit. Only I'm making money, bitch.

Eat my ass.

Sure, force me to interact with my chat, but you ain't gonna benefit fuck all from it.

Why the fuck does it matter?

That's why I don't see the logic.

I've got the same number of viewers whether I interact or don't interact.

I've got 10 years of streaming experience. Fucking Kick staff, fuck, they know about streaming.

Telling me how to do my job. I've been doing this job longer than they've been in the industry. Who the fuck are they? How many subs do they have on YouTube? Yeah, fucking none. And they got the audacity to tell me how to do my job.

The fuck do they know about streaming?

It's like doing your job for years and then some punk kid joins the company and starts telling you how to do the thing you've been doing longer than they've been drinking milk.

I'm up £12 on my short. Looks like re-entering the short was a good move.

I got more clout than any of these clowns on Kick. Like, sure, okay, Cube Summer gets more viewers than I do, but having clout on Kick versus having it on YouTube,

there's not even a comparison there. Like, who the fuck cares about having clout on Kick,

some obscure random website?

I had real clout on YouTube. No one else can say that apart from Sam Pepper and Ice. All these other clowns just leeched Ice.

Having clout on YouTube is worth way more than clout on Kick because you can take your Kick clout— I mean, you can take your YouTube clout and take it elsewhere. You can't really say the same for Kick clout, can you? It's like being famous on TikTok means nothing because everyone gets millions of views.

Like, if Hugh Sommer tried to make a YouTube channel, no one would give a shit.

Like, look at all the clip channels on YouTube clipping kick clips. They get no views. They get like a couple thousand views at most. No one cares.

They got no transferable clout at all.

Bunch of nobodies.

I'm up £12. On my show.

Come on, tank it!

What are you waiting for?

It's, uh, 11 o'clock, 6 AM New York time.

Oh, hello Russell! Russell, where are you tuning in from today?

Where everyone tuning in from, guys? Oh, congrats, VIP role. I shall distribute it now.

Goddamn, I'm hot wearing this. This is so good. I don't even need my heating.

I'm up £15. Market is tanking.

I'm gonna take my £40 profit. £17 now.

Congratulations everyone on the hard work.

So proud of

you. Where everyone's hurting is about 17 pounds. If it's gonna bounce here or not.

I mean, it's already bounced there, it can't bounce again.

And it's bouncing again.

Bugger, feeling a bit sick.

Oh, I'm really hot now. I hope I don't start getting a temperature.

Oh, my order for light strategy triggered.

I bought £100 of it. I'm up 0.0%.

I mean, 0.01%. I bought 63 shares of Light Strategy. It's down 96% since,

uh, 5 years ago.

It is a treasury for a crypto coin called Litecoin.

I put £100.

I'm gonna be rich.

Market's gonna tank. Come on, I'm up £17.

£17. Oh, £16.

15 pounds.

Oh God, I really hope I'm not gonna get more sick.

I did get pretty sick last year around this time.

This could be very bad for my finances.

It's funny China has all these rare earth metals that the US needs for military stuff.

I mean, why would China give it to America if they're enemies?

About £19.

45 minutes to go, then Tesco.

See you back at 1 PM.

I'm up £19.89. It's my birthday. 1892, my granddad's parents' birthday.

Bitmain's tanking too.

God, I missed the days when I could just sit here not saying anything.

Staring at the wall.

Good times. I'm up £19.

Up £19.50. £20.

Tanking.

Come on, tank.

It's really struggling to, um, it's really struggling to tank below this line there, but I don't think that support line is going to hold.

It's already held once. Would it hold again? Doubt it.

I'm up £21.

I want to take £51 profit.

Come

on, 111, £23.

Come on, crack the support, crack it.

Oh,

nice bouncing. I think I'm gonna struggle on that support line for a bit.

Can anyone understand this language?

Rodini. Vesna probably means vanilla.

Bet it's all stale now.

Oh, it's all stale.

Uh, 15 pounds now.

Get my shopping bag ready.

20 minutes.

So where everyone tuning in from? Guys, what's your favorite movie? Guys, what's your favorite chocolate? Guys, guys, guys.

Wow, I'm getting really hot wearing this robe,

but if I take it off, I get cold.

What time is it?

Ah, 40 minutes to go. Fucking

I like

War of the Worlds and Jurassic Park.

Da da da da da. And, uh, War of the Worlds is cool. I like it when the alien robot things vaporize all the people running away and they blow up in clouds of red mist.

What's Citizen Kane about? I've heard it before, but I've never seen it.

I don't like the name Kane because it reminds me of that wrestling guy.

Da da dun, da da dun, dun dun dun.

The garden.

The garden's getting greener and greener.

Really don't know why they put gravel in the garden.

The weed killer doesn't work, and even if it did work, It doesn't make the weeds disappear. They'll just— they'll still be there, they'll just still be dead. So then instead of having green weeds in the garden, then you've got a load of brown dead weeds.

It'd be easier to mow the grass than plucking out every single weed one by one, wouldn't it?

Like, my mum's lawn is all grass. You just mow it.

I don't understand why it had to be covered in gravel. It's impossible to maintain.

I'm not gonna be squatting outside plucking every weed, am I? I'm just hoping it all dies off over winter and shrivels up and disappears. But it's not just gonna disappear into nothing. It's still gonna be there. It's just gonna be dead weeds. Whoa, market tanking. I'm up £25.

Tanking.

How the rich stay rich.

Just breaking support.

Breaking down the support line

very slowly.

Hmm, someone coming to my door.

Maybe I'll mute it.

Hey guys, what's going on? I am back, definitely present.

Don't know, people asking if I'm the homeowner.

It's nice that they go away when you tell them I'm not the homeowner. Oh wow, I'm up £29 on my short.

I don't know what he said actually. I said, are you the homeowner? I said no. And they said, oh, don't suppose you'd be wanting to buy facias for your landlord? I don't know what he said actually. Features, facias, I don't know. Wow, I'm up £29.

Tank in! I'm up £32.

Come on, I want to take profit £50, pay for my Tesco. Come on,

go down to the green line.

£33, £34.

It might bounce on the beginning of the gap. This is a danger though. I don't know if it's going to go into the gap or just bounce off the gap.

£36.

I don't know if it's going to go all the way into the 50% of the gap.

Be really annoying if it rips from here. I might take profit.

Yeah, fuck it, I'm taking profit. £34, I'm out. Took profit. Mark where I took profit.

That's this. I don't want to risk that it bounce on the beginning of the gap because look, there's a big gap here.

There's a big open gap.

Like, there's no guarantee that it's gonna breach into 50% of the gap. See, it is bouncing at the top of the gap. Sometimes it bounces on the top of the gap, and sometimes it might go into the gap. I don't really want to risk my— I'll take my £34 I already made. How much did I make earlier?

I made £8 earlier, so I made £40. I made £8 and £34. I made £40. Pretty good.

Don't want to be greedy.

Nice, made £40.

I still got another short open.

That one's down 240.

Oh, hello Willie! Yes, that is true, markets don't open for 3 hours, but London session is trading right now.

This is the London kill zone between— is it 9 AM 7 AM to

11 AM.

Nice, £40 profit.

I will take it.

Might carry on tanking, probably.

30 minutes left.

Took ages to make that £40. I could have made it way earlier and then made it again, but it bounced pretty hard.

40 pounds.

It's bouncing where I took profit.

It might do a mini bounce and then carry on tanking. I could re-enter the short if it bounces though. Market's looking pretty weak today.

Where everyone tuning in from? Boards under your roof.

It's weird they go door to door knocking on everyone's door asking if they want this very random specific thing. You think if I wanted that random specific thing, I would have phoned you up already? I don't really see that as a very effective marketing tactic.

Do you remember when the Reform guy came to my mum's house? Dave Gibson took a photo with him.

I wonder if he's going to make a photo frame out of that as well.

So I want to buy 10 cans of soup in case I do get more sick, and I'll buy some Strepsils. I think I still have my cough medicine from last year. I'm a bit nervous I'm gonna get more sick.

The sore throat isn't that bad.

But it usually starts off as a sore throat, and then you get a cough, and then a runny nose and headache and temperature.

26 minutes until break 1.

21 minutes to go. I got a pimple.

25 minutes.

Oh God,

you'd be surprised how draining it is streaming. It's like mentally draining and physically draining to keep talking all the time.

Okay.

Got to buy some fruit. Apple crumble ingredients. I do apple crumble making stream.

I have so many ideas for my stream. I'm so excited to share my ideas with you guys. I'm going to be revolutionary in the streaming industry.

Revolutionary.

How

long now? 23 minutes.

23 minutes, then I go to Tesco and I buy— might buy some hula hoops.

I still can't believe they wanted £2,000 to repair my car door. People get MOTs failed and then the repair costs to fix the car up is less than £2,000. I don't understand how just a tiny dent in a door can be so expensive. They must be trying to rip me off.

Where's the cooking stream? Uh, later. I want to make apple crumble.

My mom showed me how to do it.

Also, I should buy a new bag of sugar. Uses quite a lot of sugar and some cinnamon.

I'll make it when I come back home. I need butter, cinnamon, sugar, maybe more flour, apples. Should I put raspberries in it as well?

Raspberries or cherry? I think cherry would be good. I think raspberries.

I think my mum put raspberries and apples and it's pretty good. Or was it blackberries?

Just apple? No, I want a little bit of redness from berries, and berries got good antioxidants, although it probably gets destroyed when you cook it.

Beef Wellington does not look good. It looks like dry, bland beef inside of dry, flaky pastry with some juice, beef juice coming out.

I just don't really feel like I want pastry with a roast beef,

and then it'll be all soggy, wouldn't it? I don't understand the point of Beef Wellington. It's like a big sausage roll, but instead of sausage, you put beef in it.

And it's not even good beef. I don't like roast beef. It's got no marbling or fat on it. It's just pure meat, but it's very dry

and doesn't have the, like, richness of a steak. Very bland, boring piece of the meat.

Wagyu Wellington sounds nice though.

Oh guys, still tanking. I shouldn't have sold.

I might go back into the short,

but just with a little bit.

Okay, I'm short again,

just with 0.20 units.

Okay, just want a sneaky tiny bit of extra. Show money. £6, to be nice.

I'm up 70p.

Might put a stop loss at breakeven. I'm up £1.

I think it might actually penetrate. Oh, it's penetrating deep into the gap. I'm up £2.

Whoa, whoa,

it's gonna do it now or never.

It's penetrated 2/3 into the gap.

Give me 50% encroachment.

Tankin' all day today.

Am I gonna get stopped out?

Come on, push into the gap.

Push it nice and hard.

Yeah, I think mitigated is the proper term, but I like violated or penetrated.

Penetrate that bitch.

What do they call it? Consequential encroachment basically just means 50% in.

I'm up £2.

Oh, tanking. I'm up £3.

Oh, ripping.

I wonder if it's going to reach 50% encroachment.

Maybe they just make it sound more complex than it is to make it sound impressive.

Wow, come on, give me my £6.

Come on. I want my £6.

Gimme,

gimme,

push! Yes, I'm up £4.

I'm at £4. Come on.

No,

no,

no.

But

come on.

I think in 1 minute 40— in 40 seconds something is going to happen

at 6:50. I think there's a 6:50 macro where the new hourly candle starts.

It could conveniently hit 50% just as it ticks into 50 past.

These things all mechanically driven

by algos.

Predictable.

Oh, here we go! Come on,

£5!

Give me encroachment.

It's 50 past. Imagine it bounces here. I mean, that is kind of 50%. Oh shit, it's ripping.

Maybe I'll take my £4.

It's floating right above my £6.

Is that actually 50% already?

It's hard to tell. I haven't— I mean, how exact is it?

I mean, that might already be 50%.

Fuck, what if that was already 50%?

Uh,

might take my £3. I'm out. I'm scared that that is 50% already and I've mismarked it. Was that already 50% of the gap? Where's the measuring tool?

0.5 would be there, wouldn't it?

Why is the Fibonacci weird looking?

0.5. Why isn't there anything else going on? Yeah, it already hit 0.5. Yeah, I took my £3, so I made 34, 42,

45.

Yeah, 45. I think that was the 50%.

Close enough. Nice, £45 gains today.

London pre-market is pretty good. I mean, London market is pretty good for trading.

Got 10 minutes.

And people say you can't make money day trading.

What do they know?

No.

Nice, £45 profit.

Might wear my hoodie.

Good thing I re-entered the short. Probably

stop checking it.

9 minutes. I

think it will take me less than an hour to go Tesco shop, have lunch, come home, be back at

1. I

might go to the nearby Tesco. Hopefully the town's not jammed up.

Where's everyone tuning in from, guys?

8 minutes.

So yeah,

bit mine 52, gold stabilized.

7 minutes.

3 hours is quite a slog to get through.

It was easy back when I didn't have to worry. I'd just do some laundry. I might actually put the laundry on.

I don't really know if I can be bothered.

I probably should.

Laundry. And then it's nice that I don't have to put the laundry outside, it just dries in the house now.

Put laundry in there. I need to do my trousers, really.

Trousers. And what else? Maybe my t-shirt. Been wearing it for a few days now.

Mm-hmm,

mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Six minutes.

6 minutes to go.

I don't know

if that's the bottom for today.

Although it's London low, isn't it?

Hmm, if it doesn't bottom there, it might bottom at the last bottom.

Well, I think we're gonna go to Tesco now. See you back at the post-lunch pre-dinner show.