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Testing. A rainy day. One day of sun, three days of rain. Welcome to Devon. The state of my mind. No, really. Though about buying a house. But then I though, why? Can't get kicked out and also can do about one and, uh, mortgage cheaper than rent. That's my new plan. I buy like one of those shitty, cheap 100K houses. 150K houses. Although I still probably wouldn't dox my place. Now I'm scared people are gonna show up. Or disturb my neighbors. Kind of sucks. I have to be worried about that now. Well, I'd get a mortgage, wouldn't I? Like 20K deposit.

I don't know why I can't get approved for the mortgage in principle. It keeps saying we cannot help you. I don't know what I'm doing wrong. I also started, uh, planning my investment strategy. So I bought my first slice of VUAG, V-U-A-G. I got VUAG instead of VUSA because it redistributes income back into it. S&P 500 Vanguard. I put 20 pounds in. So my plan is 150 pounds a month into VUAG. To deploy 4,000 pounds over a year, probably need 200 a month deposits. And then I don't know what else to get. I guess that's fine.

What's that sound? Is that a cat on my roof? Where in the UK can you buy a house for 150K? Wales, Scotland, rural areas, Cornwall, Devon, anywhere that's not London or near a city basically, or Kent. You're like one of those old looking stone terrace house kind of houses? Problem is you don't really have parking. You park on the street, you can't charge your car. I stayed in one of those when I first came to Devon. It was an Airbnb. It was quite cozy. Had a little fireplace. Yeah, I'd probably stay in Devon. I feel quite comfortable in Devon now.

Maybe a bit further northeast. If you outright buy the house, then you don't have to pay mortgage or rent. Then what do you have to pay? Council tax and bills. That's it really, isn't it? Monthly expenses would be like 300 a month. Get like one of those tiny, shitty little stone terrace houses in a little village. Can rent it out too. Plus I can't get kicked out. Plus it would increase in value and I live in it. You gotta live somewhere. Free house, basically. I repair it when things break. Yeah, I'll just get some cardboard instead of tape and glue. Fixes everything.

If the water breaks, I'll just buy bottled water or collect the rain. I don't know, but for now I'm gonna put my savings into, currently it's all in my ISA, generating 4% interest daily. And I'm gonna slowly drip 200 pounds a month into VUAG, which is Vanguard S&P 500 ETF accumulation, not distribution. So you don't get dividends. Dividends get automatically reinvested. So it's got more powerful compounding. That's my investing strategy. Don't really know what else to get. Trading 22 has built in AI analysis of your portfolio as well. <laugh> Portfolio remains steady with 0% return. Fully invested in a single broad market ETF with moderate risk.

It's got AI analysis of my portfolio. <laugh> Do you think S&P 500 is all you need? What else do you need? Why is everything kind of yellow looking? It's weird. The sunlight is kind of yellowy. I don't know. I'm kind of like put off the idea now of bumming around in Asia. I go between I wanna build foundations in the UK to I wanna bum around in Asia and I flip between them every day. This is my hell. I'm able to decide. Asia would be a more interesting life. I don't know. What can you do in Asia that you can't do here?

Fuck around easily, I guess, with unattractive old women who are like 40 years old. Wow. Such a great thing to do. You know, the only period of Asia is that you can easily fuck around, I guess. With women who are nearly 40. Sounds amazing. Yeah, I did that last year and I though this is rubbish. I banged like three women who were at least 40 and then one who was over 50. It was so great. Not really worth sacrificing everything else in life for. Not. Really worth putting your whole life on pause and not doing anything else to focus on not.

Just get a flashlight and fuck that and focus on something else. Hmm. Well, just for now, I just keep stacking my money. Drip it into the Vuag. What do you guys think of Vanguard S&P 500 ETF? It's just S&P 500, isn't it? Not really much to think about. I got 4,000, nearly 5,000 pounds disposable cash. I mean it deployed over the next year. Well, would my mom rather me pay back the 20K or use the 20K to get myself a house? She did say she would help me pay for a house deposit before we had the fight. And she said she would let me borrow like 10K.

Mom debt goes up to 30K. <laugh> Any developments. Your Coinbase account has been deleted. Oh, no. What? We reached out to you regarding the account linked to this email address which has been restricted for three or more years due to non-compliance with our terms of our user agreement. I got banned from Coinbase. Didn't even do anything. Banned because I didn't buy any crypto, I guess. I don't, I don't know. Is it banned? It says closed or deleted. They, they say I didn't comply with terms of service when I haven't even logged into it since 2020.

What's KYC? Oh, validate your ID. I made 44 pence interest last night for my 4K and my ister. Hmm. Yeah, I don't really know what to do. Oops. It's a big day of nothing. Amazing news. I made $150 yesterday. Forget... Doesn't seem like I'm losing that much by not streaming in the morning. I barely get any bills in the morning anyway. It just seems like, what's the point? The morning bit's probably worth like $20. Well, I'm waking up kind of late now. I don't know why. Waking up at 9:00. 150K, Malaysia. Yeah, but how am I gonna live in Malaysia if I don't have a visa? I mean, that's the point of moving to Thailand, wasn't it?

Get the visa and then you live there. The UK's easy because I don't need a visa. No way would I get married again. No thanks. Well, have to see how the money goes, I guess. I know what my financial goals are already. Um... What's for lunch? Burger. Surely winter can't be that bad. It's not like I've never been in the UK for winter before. I don't know why I'm being such a wimp about winter. I don't even know what my goals are now. The weed goal has kind of, uh, thrown a spanner in the works.

I think I'm in love. Winter bills are high. Yes. They can be. I wouldn't wanna live in Malaysia anyway. I don't know. I just don't really wanna live for... I don't know, really. I wanna live in these countries permanently. What would I do anyway? I felt really bored in Thailand. All you would do is just go to the shopping centers and then do some window shopping and buy food. How is that any different to here? I don't know. Mind is in a weird space today. Very Weird mental space. Maybe it's the weather. All winter streaming the house would be hard. Yeah. I mean, I'm not ruling out a short trip to Thailand and just not moving there.

Depends if I get a girlfriend by November. I think I need to explore a weed girl and Spanish girl first and rule them out. Then I can look back to Thailand. Spanish girl doesn't reply much. And she seems like she messaged the wrong person when she messaged me. Probably chatting to loads of guys. Then what's the point? Yeah, I don't know really. It's not like going to Thailand would save money if you're just going on a short trip. Uh, I don't know if it really boosts the views. It's warm, I guess that's one plus. But then my car's gonna get wrecked from not being used.

Don't know really. Hmm. Oh, we have lunch. All this meat's gonna go off soon. Oh, make, make beef ramen. I've got beef. I can't fit the rice in. Okay, I've got it in. Got leftover beef. And should I try the tom yum noodles? Tom yum ramen. Tom yum's not really ramen, is it? Maybe this will remind me of Thailand. It smells quite nice. Hmm. What's a monkey chat? I don't know what is what about. This is gonna be boiling if I just... I'm not even gonna try and eat it now. I'm just gonna be like trying to sip lava.

And then I splash it everywhere all over my shirt. No thanks. Interesting, I haven't heard anything from the estate agent since that house inspection. That was last Wednesday. Shouldn't they say anything like, "Oh, everything was fine," or, "This thing's not fine." Bit strange. Two weeks. What did they have to fix? I don't think there's anything they need to fix. This whole inspection thing's really weird. Uh, is it for my safety or is it to like snoop on me and see what I'm up to in the house? I think the worst I've done is probably burning that socket face plate and the oil stains on the wall that I can't seem to get out.

The socket still works. I just need to get a new plastic face plate for it. Probably costs like 10 pounds. I had a nightmare last night. The cat kept coming into the house. I actually had a nightmare about cats. Both the cats were on my bed and I was trying to get them out of the house and they kept running back in. A weird nightmare. Out of all the dreams, that's the only one I remember. How does it feel to live alone with no women drama? Really boring. Like there's nothing to talk about. Women drama is the only thing to talk about, wasn't it?

Weed girl's a nice night. She double texted me, which I think is kind of cute, because I kind of left her on read last night and went to sleep and then she texted me again in the morning. How come I'm not doing late night monologue streams anymore? I feel really tired around 10:00. Uh, I end up doing like an hour of doom scrolling in bed, then go to bed around 11:00 and then wake up about 8:00. I kind of like this routine. Noodles are so hard to eat because for half an hour, they're boiling hot. That's why you got to slurp them because it'll burn your mouth.

And then it splashes the sauce all over the place. Most popular ETFs, Vanguard, S&P, iShares, Physical Gold, EQQQ, Nasdaq. I got some Vuag - Vanguard SP 500. I'm gonna start buying that every month. I'm thinking 200 pounds a month into VUAG. What else should I get? I thought maybe Vanek, the semiconductors, or rare earth metals. What do you mean aim for 1,600? What? A month? That's pretty aggressive. I though maybe 250, 200 a month into Vuag. I don't really know if I can keep up this income. This week I'm gonna make about 600 pounds, taking two days off.

I think the 1,000 a, a week was kind of not sustainable. Strong start though, but I think maybe I need to slow down a little bit. It's kinda making me depressed. You know, I, I like my life. I really don't mind this, but for streaming, it's really boring. I can only go to Kit Hill and Boghill so many times. I'd have no problem just sitting in my house on a rainy day like this, but I feel this pressure to not be boring, which is impossible to win, really, unless you have, like, this crazy life full of crazy people, which I don't want.

Our rate only drops because I'm getting less viewers. It's not because Kik's, like, punishing me. Try to eat my noodles. Uh. These noodle packs are never any good. I prefer a pot noodle. The sauce is so bland. The noodles are like spaghetti. No. It looks like spaghetti, and the sauce has no flavor. The UK really don't know how to do Asian noodle things. They make these stupid noodle kits in the supermarket, and they all suck. There's, like, no umami at all. Noodles like spaghetti as well. Yeah, I know going outside doesn't really make my viewership go up. Like, the whole thing with Colin didn't even crack hundred viewers.

But I get mentally bored not going out, because I just don't really know what to talk about. It's been two months of kick now. Two months since quitting YouTube. God, they suck. Mm, pot noodles so much better. I don't know who's coming up with these recipes, but they're doing a terrible job. Yeah, I could live off the earnings of what I've made this week. 600 a week. It's like 2,400 a month. It's still pretty good. It's just not really gonna get me very far in life. I need to save up 20K to get a house deposit.

I'm thinking, what do I need to do for my, my own security and, like, financial security? I'm not blowing all the money on, I don't know, my new iPhone and PlayStation or whatever. I wanna spend thousands chasing some girl. I need to think smart now. This is a very lucky opportunity where I suddenly got an influx of money. I've gotta be very careful not to make the same mistake as before and go nuts over some woman and, like, I don't know, go into massive debt over it. You really gotta be careful. I think this house was bought for about 140K, maybe 10 years ago. I'm not sure.

It's not a very big house. Can't be that expensive. But the location's nice because it's nice and quiet. But that also makes it cheap because a lot of people wouldn't want to live here because lack of work opportunities. The problem is I don't know if I get approved for a mortgage. I keep getting denied by the built-in mortgage applying thing on the right move. They have 95% mortgage schemes. They only got to pay 5% deposit. I'm not gonna do anything stupid with the stock market. I'm just gonna slowly buy something, um, responsible. No more going all in on some random stock because I think I'm a genius.

This soup's horrible. It doesn't even taste like Tom Yum. I had Tom Yum in Thailand, doesn't this taste like some weird chili tomato soup? It tastes nothing like Tom Yum. It's probably some weird recipe that was made by Jamie Oliver who butchers every Asian recipe he ever tries. Can't they get like an actual Thai person to make the Tom Yum recipe for the shop? This is awful. Hmm. Oh, that was rubbish. Pot noodle any day. Imagine I dropped this on the carpet. <laugh> Yeah, Tom Yum is supposed to be kind of sour and tiny, have like this acidic fla - that had no acidity.

It just tastes like chili and tomato.m. That date two days ago cost me probably over $200 because I didn't stream and I had to pay for tickets. And I don't really wanna see that go again. Probably best that I'm banned off at dating apps. Imagine how many dates I'd get. 'Cause I can kind of easily get dates on these dating apps. But then I'd be spending so much time going on dates instead of streaming. It cost me a lot of money. And the content I get from talking about the date doesn't really make my viewers go up.

And nothing really weird or funny happens anyway. Yeah. Uh, this orange sauce is stained into the bowl. Did you see that thing about that woman, Sweeney something, the blonde woman, people complain that she's too attractive. In that ad, she did some ad, apparently she's too attractive and people are upset. It's so stupid. Sweeney, I forgot what her name is. Sydney Sweeney. It's okay looking, I guess. And she's just not fat. Seems like if someone's not fat these days, it's not like Christmas market. Everyone's super fat now. It's weird, the idea of just being a normal looking human of normal size is considered attractive now and it's just, it should have been the norm, but everyone's so fat and like don't do weird stuff to their face and body now.

Maybe back in the olden days before processed food and tattoos and piercings and all this rubbish, people, there are more attractive women around. Apart from, I don't know, maybe their hygiene wasn't good. Yellow and black teeth. Hairy armpits. I'll take hairy armpits over covered in tattoos anyway. Strong BO in hairy legs and armpits or girl covered in tattoos, but she shaves at least. I'll be back when you're chilling. I just finished. Just finished as you were raging. Looks like weed girls at work. She's not replying. What a gloomy day. No, I didn't send Switch two back. Kind of glad.

Really like playing Mario Kart. I think it's the one thing that actually makes me feel happy is when I start playing some Mario Kart and put on some YouTube. Yeah, Cyberpunk's pretty good. Graphics are really good on Switch two. Yeah, I just play online. I play knockout mode. I love that mode. You against 23 other players trying not to be the last four racers so you don't get knocked out is pretty fun. Although I'm kind of getting bored of doing the same tracks over and over. And there doesn't seem to be a lot of variety in the tracks.

I hope they hurry up and add new ones. There were loads of different tracks in Marrakart eight. I kind of miss some of them, like High Rock Castle was good. And I quite like the new Bangkok level they added. Maybe I'll try Marrakart eight and see how different it is. I think I have to download it again. But it might like the stream if I download a game. A gaming PC. No. It's just nothing I really wanna play. 26 minutes remaining. It's not my new OLED monitor. It's not OLED. I can't tell the difference though. It looks just the same.

And it's smaller because I just got a cheap one. It costs 80 pounds. It was the cheapest one I could find on Amazon. That was curved as well. Although it's kind of barely curved, you don't really notice it. No, my stomach's so noisy. Don't think it likes the Tom Yum. I think it's rained every single week. I've never known a place to rain so much. June, July, and now August. It's definitely not like this in Kent. I remember in Kent when it was summer, I'd be outside every day kicking my football around after lunch. I'd spend at least two hours kicking my football around and then I'd go back to my room when the market opens, do a bit of trading, then go live.

Kinda miss my routine back home. Had a nice little routine. I stream until 7:00 for Channel four News. And then Rainbow six in the evening. My whole life wasn't just all about live streaming. I just streamed like four hours in the afternoon. No, I don't think I'm going out today. Now I do miss the garden, but it's full of people now. There's some woman living in the summer cabin. Some elderly couple was living in the downstairs bedroom. My mom just loves constantly having people over, which I hate. Me and my mom are like complete opposite.

Yeah, there was an elderly couple living there and then they had a car accident and one of them went to hospital and then they got a courtesy car. And they were supposed to pay my mom for a whole month, but they ditched in the middle of the night and ran away. Didn't pay up. I wonder if that was the elderly couple that used to stay at my uncle's Airbnb. I remember there was a couple that came around with him because they would always come book his Airbnb, and then I think they were gonna agree to use my mom's place after my uncle moved out.

Maybe she's desperate for money and that's why she keeps getting lodges. Or maybe she's bored and likes having people around. She's definitely a people person, which is funny because she always complains about people as if she hates people, but then she always wants people around. No, she's always complaining about people about how annoying they are. And then she's constantly bringing people over the house, which I really hated. And I found it really hard to make videos when someone was around the house. I'd have to shut the door and make sure they're outside. Back in my YouTube days.

I haven't really made many videos here, have I? The most views I got was from the Switch two video. Well, the rest flopped 3K, 4K views. Oh, I got 11K on the please help me video. Oh, I got 26K on the Turkey Tom video. I had to take it down. Mm, I thought maybe I should take it down. I don't even know what I'd make a video about. Mm, it's not really fun doing the trolling thing anymore. It doesn't even get views anymore. Well, my cooking's been pretty good. It's just that pie was really bad because I forgot how to make a pie pastry.

Wait, did I put water or milk into that dough stuff? I think I used water. I definitely didn't put milk. I don't know why it turned into bread instead of pastry. Well, I made it as bread in the beginning, and then I though, oh, I could turn it into pastry, but I couldn't. Yeah, I don't remember how to make pastry. I though it was the same as making bread. I'll just cook the rest of the dough and make like a big lump of bread out of it. Yeah, some of the meals have been pretty bad.

Like the kebab things were really bad, but I didn't make those. Those are pre-made. Cupcakes have turned out good though. Now I know how to make them. Don't need a recipe. I figured it out by myself. The first cupcakes were terrible. They stuck to the cup, completely flat, and it's more like a biscuit. Only noobs need a recipe. I have talent. Maybe I'll make my bread now. It will turn into a beautiful loaf. There it is. Prick gently. That'll turn into a beautiful life. I nearly kung fud. Kung Fu kicks the flight. It's trying to attack me.

I just sprayed disinfectant all over it. Way to go. I think maybe at some point I should try and do a voice call with the weed girl. Haven't heard her voice yet. I don't know why my edge browser keeps shutting itself off. Maybe annoying. Mark it tanked. Feeling very, I don't know, like my momentum's been knocked since the dates started. Yeah, I'm streaming from my phone. Why not? Anything good on steam recently? Dead by daylight four. I don't know why girls love this game. Moon kept asking me to play it as well. Remember Mishi? She want... I played it with her and it was so boring. I don't know why girls love this game. Fucking boringest game ever. It was just creep around some building hiding from a killer.

Moon kept asking me to play it with her. I was like, um, maybe. Or you be the killer and then you got to slowly walk around trying to find the survivors. I hate dead by daylight. It's the most boring game ever. And they got Rick Grimes and Miss Sean in it now. Uh, Borderlands four coming out. Boring. More like Boringlands four. Elder scrolls online, isn't that old? These all old games. Guild Wars two. There's nothing interesting out. Oh my God, what the fuck? Sex coach, hot yoga. I just got loaded sex games on new and trending.

These sex games are crazy. I can't believe they're a lot. Jesus fucking Christ. It's just full on porn. <laugh> Who's this like big butts and boobs oiled up with threesomes? Sex coach hot yoga. Hentai story. Battlefield six. Looks boring. Battlefield's always been boring. Just like 40 men, 40 versus 40. Big open map, which is really annoying to get around. I remember playing Battlefield one, the World War I version. It was just a big desert in, I don't know, Afghanistan or something and you ride a horse around and it was so boring. And then you got a capturing control points.

I do not like Battlefield. I don't like the large scale of it. I like small scale, like Rainbow six. Yeah, gaming's just dead this year. Gaming's been so boring this year. I could blow all my money on that really good PC, couldn't I? It's stupid you need a 4,000 pound PC to play a new game. Gaming should never be that expensive. I just stick it with Marikart. Just get a PlayStation and a TV. Can't really go wrong. Just don't really care about gaming anymore. I'd rather just watch someone play it actually. I've been watching C. VA play Mel Gear solid games whilst I play Mario Kart and I prefer doing that than playing it myself because I can't be bothered.

How's my bread doing? Oh, looks weird. Uh, it smells weird as well. <laugh> It smells like cum for some reason. Like creamy and dolly and milky. I've never had a good gaming PC. I had that one I built with my dad, but it had a GTX 1060 and a core i5. I guess at the time it was not bad. I just don't really game enough to justify it. I'll just stick to casual gaming. Maybe I'll get the iPhone 17 and then return it. That might be fun. Drive into Plymouth to go to the Apple store.

IPhone 17 Pro Max Ultra. Only the best for your boy. Oh, I missed it. Ah, fucking fine. Way to go. How do they just disappear like that? The poo stain still made blanket. I saw it last night. It didn't come out. You got really rubbing soap into it, otherwise it won't just come out magically. Washing machine's rubbish. The problem is I touch the dildo and then I touch my bedsheets. And then the lube kind of dilutes the poo, so you don't really notice it until you touch something white. And then you smear it on. No.

It looks like chocolate. It looks like everyone's out. Everyone's out working hard. Oh, that bread really stinks. It smells like it only come on a bit of tissue paper. It smells like tissue and cum together. Why does it smell like that? Uh, let's go straight in the bin. Oh God, I'm bored. I don't know what to do. Beeru. I though I'd get the scissors and trim my grass. See if I can get it looking nice and neat like a little lawn. Oh yeah, I was gonna close down my free trade account. I took all the money out. I used trade. Trade two on two is so much better. Everything. The UI, the way it's free, integrated AI, interest.

Free trade's rubbish. Five years investing on free trade, this is the result. Down 10,000 pounds. That's my five year outcome. A sad end to a sad story. At one point I had 30,000 pounds. I had 30,000 pounds at one point. Now zero. I put 10,000 pounds into the pockets of who knows who. Close account. How do I do that? I don't need to close it. I just changed the plan to the free plan. How do I do that? Change your plan, basic. It says you must close your ISA before changing your plan. Closing your ISA.

My dreams are becoming a stock market millionaire destroyed. No way to get that 10K back unless you randomly recklessly go in all in on something stupid. It's over. Maybe after like 10 years of responsible investing, you could get it back. Imagine I just had that money back, 10K back in my bank account. Would be pretty nice. If you can't beat them, join them. Just get S&P 500. 10,000 pounds gone for nothing. Really sucks, doesn't it? And then 15,000 pounds gone for nothing because I didn't pay my taxes properly. It's 25,000 pounds I just lost for nothing. Didn't even get anything out of it. At least if I'm gonna blow 25K, it'd be nice if I had something for it like a Tesla, not just poof, vanish into thin in it. Imagine I got 30K in my bank account now.

See my bread. It's like a big biscuit. Oh God. It's air fryer shaped. Look at that. Oh, it just crumbled and flaked everywhere. Yeah, let's go straight in the bin. I don't even know what the fuck that is. It's kind of like a pastry. Yeah, all you can do now is invest responsibly and expect, I don't know, 16, 15, 10, 15% gains over the year from an ETF or what are you gonna do YOLO again. Even if you YOLO the entire 4,000 pounds into something like Unknown Tesla and it goes up 100%, you would only make 4K. 4K into 8K is pretty nice, but it's still not 15K, is it? I'm extremely risky and irresponsible. And doing stuff like that is what made you lose the 15K in the first place, wasn't it?

Disgusting. Well, that was a waste of time. That was my loaf of bread with massive dried, flaky, raw in the middle. I don't even know what it is, to be honest. I want to put the baking soda into the cup with it clean. Kind of. I did change, I mean, I didn't change them, but I washed them, but the poo stain didn't come out. The washing machine's not very good at washing things. Maybe I overloaded it. It didn't wash properly. So now I gotta go wash it manually. My washing machine doesn't go up to 90 degrees. It goes up to 40.

Or 60 is the highest. Where is it? Yeah, are you talking Fahrenheit or Celsius? We don't use Fahrenheit. It doesn't come out. Look, maybe it's on the other side, on the inside. Washing poo stain content. This is what we've spooked to. Well, at least it's not brown color. It's more like black color now. Good enough. The camera on the tripod over there looks kind of kinky, pointed at the bed. Hmm, what else should I do? Constantly washing up everything. There's that fly. Get it this time. Oh, I got it. <laugh> Idiot. Where's my hoover? Hoover coming.

And it's gone. Oh shit, Mark is tanking. I'm down 50 pounds on my lung. Hassan calls for the death of Ethan Klein's wife. This guy looks crazy. Does he really say that stuff? Max is the new flagship phone from Apple delivering the most powerful iFi yet. We get a 120 hertz 6.9 inch super retinal display with slim bezels and it's the first Eyestone of one single 22 megapixel punch on camera. 24 megapixel self 89 megapixel primary, a 48 megapixel ultra wide mega metall periscope along with a lido scanner. Tetra prism camera set up yet. It's gonna be powered up by the new A19 Pro chip set which delivers better graphics, faster processing and a longer battery life. It's being paired with whooping at 12 gigabytes of RAM up to one whereabyte of store. 48 megapixel Cameron I thinks.

Imagine my skin on that. My skin would look awful. Anywhere to go to? I went to Tintagel on Saturday. It was okay. I walked up here and up there and up there and then across this bridge and then across here, walked up there and then here. People were standing on this bit of rock here to take selfies. It was crazy. And people were swimming in this bit. Yeah, I went here with the date game ago. Tintadjo Castle had Cornish Paste down there. It wasn't very good. Only took about 45 minutes to get there, it wasn't too far.

I really don't know where to go anymore. Litford Gorge. Litford Gorge. I don't know, it feels nostalgic now. I remember Crypt in the chat, Bella Box, people had some kind of excitement over my new kick streaming. Felt like the closing days of a bygone era. And now we're in this new era of desperate dating and mild depression. Unknown futures. No, I haven't been to Saint Michael Mount. Any good? What's that? Really long beach. Traveling's nice and everything, but I'm kind of craving female intimacy. The last two dates didn't really do it for me though. It felt nothing really.

I wanna meet the girl and be like, oh wow, she looks nice. And then feel excited and not want the date to end. The last two dates just felt like, oh God, when's it gonna end? I felt nothing. I remember meeting Mila and I felt like, you know, when the first activity ended, let's do this and then let's go there and let's do this. We did at least four things. We went to the trampoline park and then went to barbecue and then went to karaoke. If it was a date where I didn't like the girl, I would've ended it after the tr - I would've been like, okay, well, gonna head home now.

With Mila, I was like, let's do this, let's do that. Do you wanna do this? Didn't want the day to end. That's when you know it's a good date. Imagine I really like Gamer Girl. After the castle, what could we have done? 'Cause she would have to follow me in her car to go somewhere next because there's nothing else there. I feel more excited at the idea of getting some fish and chips and, uh, choosing a movie to watch and then snuggling and going out somewhere really. Why is my feet full of sand? The hell?

These are... Oh wait, are these new socks or not? I'm pretty sure they're new. Foot's full of sand. The bread, it's in the bin already. <laugh> It was horrible. It was all raw in the middle and it's all flaky and dry on the outside and smelled weird, like a comrade. Didn't even try it. My new gardening gloves coming today. That should be so fun. On a weed girl's gonna message me on her lunch break. No. She was asking me about marriage last night. Kind of random. <laugh> I wanna try out Mario Kart eight and see if it's any different after playing Marikart World for a lot.

I wonder if the graphics are noticeably worse. You can customize the vehicles more in it as well. You can choose the tires and the parachute. Oops. Oh, I'm getting weird nostalgia from this. I was playing this nonstop whilst I was waiting for Mila to come back. Race or battle. I don't know which car to choose. Maybe that one. Do the wheels actually make a difference? How come they don't let you do this on Marikart World? And the glider. They let you change the glider. Berlin Byways, Moomoo Meadows. I haven't done this Berlin level before. Let's see if it's any different.

Ah, no. I wanna do the new one. I like how they put your nationality there. They don't do that on world. It looks... I don't know. It doesn't look that much worse. It, it looks more jagged around the edges, maybe. Yeah, it does look slightly worse, maybe. It's kinda weird playing with so few players. The steering feels less responsive. Maybe it's just my tires. It feels slower. Well, I can't do tricks. No, it does look worse, actually. The graphics are less smooth. Am I winning? I can't keep tricking. It does kinda feel more boring. It doesn't feel as chaotic.

Why did it steer me away from the double one? Eh, fourth. That was very underwhelming. Where's the Bangkok level? I don't like these tires. If I plug the switch into the ballot box with the HDMI cable, it might stream to the computer. But I can't bother. The big news is... Did I really? Damn peach looking real good. This feels so boring compared to Americarte World. I mean, like, the levels look really dull and old looking. There's no lighting effects. It looks really flat. And the controls, I don't know, something... How do I miss that? There's something unresponsive about the controls. It feels very slow as well.

Americarte World is way better. Yeah, there isn't as much cornering in the World. Just like big wide open, straight lines. I felt like you barely had to even drift. I felt in World, the steering was way more responsive, so you didn't actually have to drift. This one feels like I really need to drift to turn these corners. It feels a lot harder. Sif. No, this is rubbish. I like world way more. Now let me compare World. I've got a white stain on my shirt. I don't know how that got there. Oh, this feels way better already. Oh, look, I can actually steer.

This feels so much nicer. Moon rally. It looks so much better too. This feels so much better. Oh, it's so much faster as well. And you can keep doing tricks when you're in the air. And the... When you follow behind, you get the boost thing way easier. I though it does make you, you get that little speed boost when you land the trick. See? Yeah, this feels way nicer. Yeah, this is way, way better. This feels more responsive. Like I'm in more... I have more control. Ah. Lost all my speed boosts. I'm gonna lose. Oh my God, knocked out in the first round. Are you fucking kidding me?

I couldn't even survive the first round. The stupid lightning thing got me. Oh, snot just flew out my nose. <laugh> A bit of snot just flew right out. I didn't even blow hard. Come on, give me the fucking thing. Why does it take so long? The spinning thing is so annoying. Just give me the fucking power up. Oh, I knew that was gonna happen. Same as last time. Some idiot waits until the very end to do the lightning. I hate that lightning. So annoying. Whoops. <laugh> I wasted it. Oh, fucking hell. I missed it again. Oh my God.

I find the music really annoying. First place, oh, nearly. <laugh> First place. Easy. I don't like being first place because you don't get any fun power ups. You get the stupid coin and the banana. The coin is so boring. No, this part where it's just a straight line is so boring. No, it's just a straight line. How'd you dodge that? Gonna lose. Give me a good power up. Magic bullet. Come on. Yes. <laugh> Magic bullet. Suckers. Oh, what? I didn't get a 12 fucking game. Come on, start the next fucking match. What are you waiting for? I don't wanna spectate. Imagine thinking anyone wants to spectate.

I just wanna start the next match already. Why does it think I wanna watch to see who wins as if I give a shit? Sometimes you just get such bad luck and you get knocked out through fault, no fault of my own. I'm not gonna stop until I get first place. Watch these skills. I hate the water too. The water bits are the worst. They're so slow. I don't know why they put the water parts. I don't know why people avoid the food to speed up. Say they don't even try to get it. Why would she do that?

Let me move, you stupid idiots. 77th inch overhead. Mm, but I like playing it in my hand. It feels cozier. Oh, maybe I'm gonna lose. Get a move on. Come on. Oh, that was close. I don't understand why sometimes I'm immune to the lightning. Is it random? I hate the boomerang. It's hard to get rid of it quickly. It'll spam it like five times. Oh my god, I'm gonna lose. Give it the boost. Oh, no. Fucking game. TV would be pretty nice. Easy. Hope I quit the vape. Uh, I wasn't addicted in the first place.

I do it sometimes. Don't really know why. It's not like it feels good. It seems kinda pointless. You have to be hooked to be able to quit. Where's my viewers at now? Yeah, it's weird, because if I just point the camera at my feet and barely talk, the viewership stays same, but I put a game on, they will start leaving. It's fucking weird. Like, they'd rather just see my feet in silence than see me play a game. I really don't get my viewers. I've had times where I'm just sitting there and not even saying anything, and the viewership stays the same.

That's why streaming is so fucking boring for me, because I can't do anything I wanna do. Otherwise, I start losing my viewers. I'm basically forced to just point the camera at my feet and ramble about nothing for 12 hours. Streaming is so fucking boring. And then you're forced to do boring stuff to maintain the viewership. Who says I'm not interacting? Interact with what? No one's even saying anything. Ah, fucking shitting fucking game. I'm gonna smash it. Smash this fucking shit game. Don't tempt me. Whatever. I don't care about this stupid viewership. I'm so fucking bored.

I have nothing to do. Absolutely nothing to do. Apart from make food, clean and do laundry. How's life so boring? Oh, I wasn't watching. Really hate that lightning thing. It's so stupid. Yeah, I would be doing just the same thing anyway. Except I'd probably have a podcast or some kind of stream on... So I'd watch that instead of just talking to myself. Fucking idiot. Oh, that was close. I get way more angrier playing this game when I play it on stream than when I play it off stream. I don't know why I feel angry when I'm streaming. I feel way angrier than I usually do. There's something about streaming just makes me angry.

That's why I rage so much. You know what I should do? <laugh> If I wanna game, I should not show that I'm gaming. I should do it secretly, like when I touch myself. Then you won't know I'm gaming. Okay, no more gaming, guys. Watch the viewership go back up. Watch it go back up now. What's that now? 68. I turned off the game. No more gaming. Just foot stream. I think seeing the game alone is what makes people click off if I just don't show it. No, I've captured games properly before and it doesn't make any difference. People don't wanna see gaming, that's the thing.

Is it going back up again? Yes. No more gaming for today, guys. Only talking. I have turned it off. I have turned off the gaming look at my foot. One of the hot post girls here today. Uh, post girl was really hot. I don't think it's hot post girl. Yeah, I've got most of the posting out. She's not coming to my door. Where is she? Oh, I think she's coming. Oh, oh no, it wasn't her. It was the other woman. I wanna see hot post girl again. Tall, nice legs, long hair. Never see any men doing the postman job recently.

Wonder why. All the post people are women. These socks cripped got me. Now she's gone forever. I'm hungry. What's the news? Um, I'm bored. What's the news? More news at 10. Stay tuned. I feel like English women are kind of boring with the whole being naughty. Japanese women are way naughtier. There's so many married Japanese women are totally up for having an affair or like having a younger lover just for fucking... English women are like, "Ah, we have to have banter and he has to be my soulmate." I think English housewives are way more loyal than Japanese housewives.

Maybe this is more happy, happily married English women. A lot of married Japanese women just seem unhappy and sexually unfulfilled. Where's all the lonely, desperate English housewives? I think Japanese people are just way more degenerate in general. Don't you think? I mean, there is a reason why there's 120 million Japanese people and only 60 million British people. Japanese people just wanna fuck all the time. I mean, look at Mizuki. She sucked my dick off every night because she was on her period so we couldn't have sex. I didn't even ask her to do it. We'd just get into bed, she would start sucking me off. I'd be like, "Okay.

That's nice." And then she would kiss me and just like have her tongue in my mouth the whole time. Her tongue was just in my mouth the whole time while she jerked me off. I really wanted to wait until I could bang her again, but stupid faster. I started getting suspicious and I had to ditch. So annoying. I didn't get to bang Korean women much either because I got itchy dick and it took a week for it to heal. I got two Asian women primed for banking and I moved in with them and then I had to ditch.

I would've stayed with Mizzki for at least a month or two until I got bored banging, but Fasta kind of messed everything up. It wasn't easy getting those two women. Korean women I got luckily because I was on Bumble for about a week before they banned me again. And then I only got Mizuki because I got her on Hello Talk and it took me months of warming her up. All that work just for one bang. Such a waste. And now I'm single, I can't get any bangs. Typical, isn't it? When you have a girlfriend, it's easy to get bangs. And then when you got no one, it's like dry season. I don't even know if I'm gonna get sex before the end of the year. It's not looking likely.

If I don't get any girlfriends by October, I'm booking my ticket for Thailand. Otherwise, I'm gonna end this year as an incel. I've got my sight set on Weed Girl. I just gotta be patient, wait for September. If it doesn't follow through, I book tickets in October for November, Thailand, and then I've gotten Thai friendly. I gotta bang someone before the year ends. That's like my life goal. AJ's probably gonna cancel though because she seems like she wants me to decide months in advance, but I don't really plan things months in advance. When I plan to go to Thailand, it's gonna be like planned a week before I go. I do things last minute.

Things change too frequently to be able to make plans months in advance. Look, I stopped showing the game and I went back up to 80 viewers. You guys are funny. You guys are so funny. I don't know what is wrong with you. You know I'm playing the game still. Can you hear the buttons? I've been bamboozling you the whole time. Ha ha, still playing games, suck it. Went from 67 back up to 80 viewers. You guys are so easy. The weirdest viewership ever. And people are like, "Oh, the viewers are low because can't see the game." Yeah, and then I hide the game, the viewership goes up. <laugh> It's so fucking stupid. It's just funny.

Or whatever. I think if they just join the stream and they, the first thing they see is a game, they click off straight away because they're like, "Oh, don't gaming. Boring." But staring at my feet, not boring. Okay. Weird people. Here's my foot. Oh. Oh God. Oh. Tastes like vomited Tommyum. I couldn't stop some of it coming into my mouth. I really can't game and stream. It's too hard. I either really suck at the game or I have to go completely silent to focus on the game. It's too hard. It's not fun. The Spanish girl's really annoying. I don't know why. I send her a message, I get one gray tick, but then it went two gray tics and then she replied. So I reply back, and then she doesn't reply. It back to one gray tick.

Actually, I don't know, she turns off her phone or something. Well, she turns off her internet and should take a whole day to reply. It's hard to make any progress with her. Oh, God, I'm bored. Cutcake. Two bedroom flat, 65,000. Two bedroom apartment, 115,000. Garage for sale and 25,000. I put my car in there. Equestrian facility for sale. Garage and store situation between Comstock and Offcom. 30,000 for like a shed. Two attached single garages, 45,000. End of terrace house, two bedroom. 165,000. It's so ugly. It looks like a concrete block from Minecraft. That is the ugliest house I've ever seen. Looks nice inside though.

Oh, press back. Oh, God, now I gotta tie all my filters back in. Fucking hell. Stupid fucking website. I pressed back and I went back to the Google search place. Okay. 175k bedroom terraced house. I hate terrace houses. No parking and it's so ugly. Terrace houses always look really ugly. If it's end of terrace, it's not as bad. Semi-detached house, 180K. I'm gonna buy a house in Phyllis Park, that's where I used to deliver parcels to. Well, I deliver parcels here for every. I'm selling one of the houses. Be fun if I moved in there.

What to do with my inheritance money? I've got 200K. 14 bedroom detached house. 135K. What a bar gain. Two bedroom detached house, 190K. What? You get the whole house for 190K. That's pretty nice. I wonder if there's any houses for sale near where I live. Nope. One million pounds. If you had a million pounds, would you buy a house? Or just live off interest? With a million pounds, 4% interest rate, you would get 40K a year. Damn. You get paid 100 pounds a day in interest. You don't even need to invest. You get paid 110 pounds a day in interest, just putting it into a savings account.

Yeah, but isn't trading 212, it's only protected up to 85K. What if they go bust and then you've lost your mi - 900K? You're only protected up to 85K. Kinda scary, isn't it? Put all your eggs in one basket. Come on, is marking a rip or what? I want my 40 pounds back. <laugh> I guess if you got a lot of money, safest place to put it is in a property, because then you can live in it and no one's gonna steal your house. Worst thing that happens is, I don't know, it burns down or something.

But if you buy a house, you really are trapped unless you sell the house or rent it out. So if you're gonna buy a house, you better be sure you're gonna live in it. I'm bored. I'm very bored in my house. I'm very bored. I don't think having a house would be this boring. Might do some exercise. Might as well get it over and done with. Nice and early. I already done pushups in the morning. Done. Easy. Getting massive. Yeah, doing on your arms counts as an arm workout. It depends what your definition of workout is.

Who says a workout has to be full body? Why am I working them out? So they get bigger. 'Cause it looks cool. Bored. Uh, I got another eight hours. Eight hours of this. So fun. Yeah, this with a job, you just work eight hours and then you finish and then you come home and then you can do whatever you want and like shut off. With streaming, I can't even play games without losing 25% of my viewers. I can't just shut off. I have to remain engaging. I can't just sit there and doom scroll. That's the annoying thing about streaming. You can't actually just do what you want. I'll go bang Bobby if I could do what I want. Is that Mr. Miao? Oh, Mr. Miaomiao's chucking a mouse around in the field. Got a mouse. I just saw him toss a mouse up.

What's he got? Is that a mouse or a bird? It looks pretty big. It's behind the fence. Mark it open in two minutes. Tanking or ripping. I might slow cook. What the fuck's that? I might slow cook the beef. I though Mr. Meow was gonna come over and show me what he caught. I ate all the... Well, no way. I cooked all the chicken for that pie. I could recombobulate the chicken into a curry. Oh, market's open. Is it gonna rip? Damn, Barrett Gold's at 24. Oh my God. Oh, I can't believe I sold Barret Gold.

$24 now. It's gonna rip up to like 26. Even 30, maybe. If it rips to 30, I'm gonna be so pissed. I was holding that for three years. I mean, I could jump back in now, but it would be stupid. I don't know what is wrong with my mouse. It, it keeps registering clicks I'm not clicking. See look, the mouse pad works better. Uh, it's a 28% gain to $30. Look, $24 now. Oh my God. So irritating. When you've been in the stock for years and then you sell it and then it rips. I was in Barret gold for so long.

Every time it got to about 21 or 22, it tanked, but not this time. And then I buy it back in now, probably tank. It's only ripping because the market's going down. When the market goes down, Barrett usually rips. Oh, well, what can you do? With a drunk and say... Oh God, viewership's so shit today. It's 67. Stocks in gaming. I tried a YouTube stream a couple weeks ago. I only got 60 viewers. The game of viewership, the most annoying, boring game there is. What's the news? I'm bored. That's the news. It's like a setup. It's like a... It's like a setup. We're setting ourselves up. We have the case. We're setting ourselves up to negotiate in front of, you know, everybody. Draw me a chess that will prevent all violence. Fainous. You should wanna do that anyways.

We gotta watch some shit, man. I ain't got shit to watch. How did I use so many fans already? I still gotta finish the fucking cake. They're in different locations and whoever's closest is just gonna win. Can we just press this and play it? I mean, Chicken doesn't have to go. He can just call on the phone if you appreciate, but I'm telling them to meet there because that gives them all equal opportunity to, uh, use the information inside the case to go and get the win. If they're in different locations, then whoever's closest is just gonna win.

<laugh> Is it raining again? Oh, what's that? Is that a black cat? Oh, is that a black cat? I though it looked different. Oh, there's two cats. Both the neighbor's cats are in my garden, what the fuck? Look. Well, they're both there. Mr. Miaomo's on top of the chair. <laugh> Miaomiao. <laugh> Both his cats are in my garden. <laugh> Why are they just sitting in the rain? Why don't they sit in someone else's garden? I don't get it. They're just sitting in the rain. Mr. Miaomo really likes that chair. That black cat's funny. He keeps sniffing the air with his eyes shut.

Both these cats belong to that guy. I wondered why they don't fight. I didn't realize they're from the bo - I didn't realize they're both from the same household. This Zoom thing's so much. Why is it so hard to zoom out? Oh my God. <laugh> It's funny they're both there at the same time though. Usually they're not together. Need some date news. We're at my last date. We just walked around this castle and then had food. Don't think I'll see her again though. Bit disappointed. Didn't really look like how I thought she'd look like. Both the cats are in my garden. <laugh> That's funny.

I've got to wait until September to meet weed girl and Spanish girl doesn't reply much, so it's hard setting anything up. So not really much going on. Band from Tinder and Bumble, so no more new girls. I'm kind of just waiting now for September, I guess. Yeah, but she's offering to come to my house on the first date. That means sex. If Gamer Girl said, "Oh, can I come over your house for sex?" I'd be like, "Okay." As if I'm gonna turn that down. I mean, I just don't wanna go on any more boring dates, but if they want us to just come over for sex, sure, whatever. I'd even bang Indian girl.

I wouldn't mind doing a voice chat with Weed Girl. See if we click voice to voice. But the thing is, if I did voice chat with Gamer Girl, I, I would've felt like we clicked because I think we did quite well with the chatting bit, but I still didn't find her attractive. Just because you click with talking doesn't mean you're gonna find them attractive. But yeah, I've gotta wait until at least give this weed girl a try. No point rushing off to Thailand. Even the cats look kind of low energy and bored. I should move that chair closer to my door and then I could see them better.

Oh my God, the market's tanking. Down 47 pounds. Mm-hmm. I might close my long 50 pound loss. I got divergence. What did I miss? You miss all the crazy drama. Too bad. You miss so much craziness. It was insane. Mm. What are the cat's doing? Oh God. His tanking real hard. I'm down 50 pounds. I think I should get out of the lung. I already had lunch. Disgusting noodles. Oh, they're fighting. The hell's that? Oh, they're fighting. The fuck? Whoa. <laugh> It's not very nice. Black cat's a bully. There they go. Black cat wanted the chair.

My chair now. Mm-hmm. So windy and horrible outside. Now, now are they? What are they doing? I wonder why they just randomly fight like that. Maybe they're bored. Join the club. My favorite part of the day is when half of it's over. Oh, thank God. What's in Tor Kwai? What do they say about? Now we get a good view if he sits on the chair. Not allowed to put chair in the garden because the cat likes it. Oh, no. Please, can you put away your chair because our cat likes it too much. Mark is gonna rip.

The thing I didn't sell. I'm only down 40 pounds now. Oh God, I'm bored. If you could do any job so that when you tell a girl what your job is and it sounds cool, what would you say? But it's gotta be reasonable. Don't say like, oh, astronaut or king of the world. It's gotta be believable. Maybe... Also, you have to be able to imagine yourself actually doing it. Maybe... Telling girls I'm a delivery driver feels kind of lame. They can't really say anything about it. I don't know, you get some interesting stories from it.

I still think investing in stocks is pretty cool. It's just so fucking hard. And for 90% of people, the best way to do it is to just put it in fucking S&P 500. Boring. Boring S&P, but you don't even know what S&P stands for. Lube. Girls only like influencers if they make cool content, not D-gen content. I hope my content's fine if you just erase all my past, because what I'm doing is pretty harmless. I'm just sitting in my house talking. My problem is my history of my past of raging at people and the sex stuff and the cheating stuff. And like the weird DJN talk stuff, which I do almost every day actually.

But apart from that, it's not really bad what I do. The bad stuff is when you start searching me up. I'm dragged down by my history. I probably shouldn't have made cheating my content. Should have tried to keep my mouth shut about it. The problem is when something cool or interesting happens, I can't keep my mouth shut about it because it's interesting. I wanna talk about it. And I think the worst thing is probably the OnlyFans. So many girls would not date someone who does OnlyFans. I mean, I could say I don't do it now, but I am doing it now.

I barely do it. I do it like once a month and I haven't made anything for it in weeks. It's not that bad, is it? I only do it once or twice a month. Mm, AJ's not really interested romantically. Would I go to New Zealand? No. Way too far away. The other neighbor lets his two dogs just roam around outside, which I find kind of strange. They're like these big bulldog kind of dogs. Well, I can't make any promises about Thailand because I need to find out about these other two girls. Weed girl and Spain girl.

What's breadcrumbing? I think Weed Girl looks better. No way am I sharing pics and people find out her social media with it. No, I don't have pics of those old girlfriends. I wouldn't share it because people find out their social media, they'll tell them about me. No, thanks. This is why we can't have any fun anymore. Those stupid trolls and haters ruin everything. Snitching and grassing up. The reason why I can't do anything fun now. Trying to think what to invest in. Go wait for an opportunity. Nothing's happening. Who's getting iPhone 17 X month? 3:00. We've got six hours, 40 minutes to go.

Getting paid on Thursday. I used trading 202. Okay. I've got gold and I got Vuage for my portfolio. Just 20 pounds in each to start it off. Now one more asset for my Holy Trinity. I got gold and SP 500. What would my third one be? Silver or crypto. Do they have a crypto ETF? Robotics, crypto and blockchain. Coinbase, Vanek Crypto and blockchain innovators. What about that one? My current portfolio, 20 pounds each. Sinful stocks. It's got tobacco gaming. Why is gaming sinful? Heineken, DraftKings. It's got alcohol stocks. Is that thunder? Lightning's coming. Hopefully I don't get power cut.

There's a Bitcoin ETF, but it doesn't let you buy it in the ISA. It says view only. That's stupid. Why not? I can't get Bitcoin on trading 212. You can, but you can't get it in the ISA. It says you can't trade Bitcoin, but you can add it to watch lists. Why not? Yeah, they've got micro strategy. That's basically what Bitcoin does, isn't it? Footsie all world. Footsie Japan. Uh, semiconductors. I don't know. I'm up 47 pence on my portfolio. Pretty good. My new portfolio this time went below 10K. My precious kick money. Mustn't blow my precious kick money.

What a dull, dark, ugly day. It's a weird yellow haze outside. None of my girls are texting me. Boring. I'm just waiting for my hunger. Maybe I have a pot noodle. Eating is the only thing I could enjoy. Oh, it's just snotted on my shirt. Eating's the only thing I can enjoy. I'm still at these tacos. I might be in the bin actually. What else can I do with them? So stay all the pop noodle. Maybe I'll start preparing the beef. Frozen. Frozen the beef. They're not frozen, the ice cream. Stupid fridge. Why is it frozen beef?

It's like beef jerking. Frozen fried beef. Delicious. I need to pee. It's not frying very much, isn't it? Where's my tongues? It's more like it's boiling than frying. That's weird. Why is it not fine? Mark it's not looking very good. Maybe put it in the pot. Let that cook for four hours. Oh, no. Mark is tanking down 55 pounds. Come on, tank or rib. It's doing nothing. Don't think it's gonna rip. Try and get this Spanish girl to meet up and get her out of the way quickly. See if she wants to come over. Over. Ooh.

Bumbling over. You want some beef bubble? It's my beef. Nearly spilled it over. Beef broth. No, I'm not boiling it. I'm braising it. Slow cook. Slow cook beef is gonna be melting your mouth for my tika masali. Tiki masalo. She said, "This week, busy because I only just got back from Spain next week. Can you visit me here? Next week's fine." Whoa, power just went out. Did you see that? Are you still there? Did you see that? I think my internet's still on. The lights flickered, and I heard the extractor fan go off and on for like a second.

I'm a bit worried a powder is gonna go off. She said, "Can you visit me here? Visit you at your house." She responded to that quickly. "I wanna go to Plymouth again. Oh my God. Please, not another boring cafe date. I can hear thunder. I better make sure my, um... I wonder if it will switch over to my Vodafone hotspot if the internet house wifi goes down. She said," My house already. Not my house, but this area. "Oh, okay. Which area? I kinda forgot what she looks like, because my Tinder account got banned. Seems like she hasn't noticed.

Mm-hmm. Okay, way in Plymouth. Now she's speaking kind of differently. Like with, with old school emojis, you know, with like a semicolon instead of the new emojis with the yellow face. I take her to that same museum I went to Indian girl with. Oh, okay. Where are we gonna go then? What's there to do in your area? I haven't been to Plymouth much. Just pretend I've never been there before. And she can't expect me to know anywhere good to go. I mean, she lives there. She should know where the good places are. I just got here six months ago. I know nothing. I've been to Plymouth once. Didn't go to the same place. <laugh> The people who work in the place will think, "Oh, this guy again with his fifth date. How many girlfriends does he have?" None, that's why I keep coming back with new dates.

I take her to the co- coffee shop that Gamer Girl two said we could go to before she ghosted me. The BH. <laugh> I like it when you can suggest meeting at their place, like going to their house straight away and then they don't get creeped out and they, like, laugh it off. Then you know they're cool. If they're like, "Ew, in my place, you creep. No thanks. It's nice chatting to you. I hate that type of woman, boy. I mean, obviously, I wanna go to your place and bang you. That much should be obvious. Otherwise, I wouldn't have matched you.

What are we pretending about here? You across that line of where you're just friends and, like, get into the bit where... Yeah, okay. I wanna... We wanna be naked together. Who are we trying to kid up? That's the ultimate goal, isn't it? Where we both wanna bang. Well, she's got a bunch of bang guys already. I can't really ask that, can I? Maybe I had better banter with the Gamer Girl because of the location. With Indian Girl, I went to a museum, and you kind of just go into the museum, and then you look at the exhibitions, and then you just stand there pretending to read the stupid text when you don't really give a shit about some stupid part that was found 500 years ago. And then you try and find something to say about the part or the thing in the display.

It's like you walk up to this piece and you're like, "Hmm, interesting." So your focus is all directed at the exhibitions instead of trying to talk to the girls, kind of awkward. But the castle was a better date, I think, because it was outside, open, had cool views. You can talk about the history of the castle. Maybe I'll take her to the castle. I mean, she can't really c... She doesn't drive. I can't go pick her up, and when I see her, I don't like her, but now I've got to drive all the way to the place and drive her back again. So it's gotta be around where she lives so she can get there herself. Otherwise, when... At the end of the day, I gotta drive her home and it's kind of weird.

It's better if she can escape on her own instead of require - instead of needing me to get home, because that requires a lot of, like, trust in me, doesn't it? Otherwise, she's just stuck in the middle of nowhere. So I can't take her out of the city, really. Driving to fucking Plymouth again. I'm gonna go to a restaurant, but then you just, like, sat opposite each other. Her English is weird. I don't know if she's actually English. Things we can do. But Plymouth, I don't know. I don't like it. There's lots we can do. It's, like, very broken sounding... Maybe she is Spanish. Actually, I'm not really sure if she's Spanish or British.

The, her ty- typing English sounds kinda strange. "What do you mean there's things we can do, but Plymouth, I don't know? There's lots we can do, so it's okay. What? Um, you don't like Plymouth. Then why'd you live there? I actually don't know what she does for a job. I can't check her profile now because I got banned. I got her off Tinder. I got five matches on Tinder, Nymph Girl and Spanish Girl, and then three others who didn't reply. Nymph Girl doesn't reply anymore. Now I gotta think of something to do. <laugh> At least she's replying now.

She says it's horrible. Okay. Uh... Mm-hmm. I mean, yeah, it's kinda horrible. I'm not really a big fan of Plymouth. It's a bit hard to know. Mm. Yeah, well, if I say I can pick you up, we drive somewhere else, but then I arrive at her house and then she comes out and don't like it. Then I'll be like, "Fuck. I'm stuck with her and gotta drive her back." But it's the easiest place for us to meet. Her English is weird. <laugh> I just... I said, "What's there to do?" And then she says, "There's things we can do. I don't like it. There's lots we can do, so it's okay." <laugh> What? What does that even mean? That didn't answer my question.

Mm. What place do you like? Okay. I don't know what to suggest really. I, I kinda wanna not meet in Plymouth. I mean, I could offer to pick where we go somewhere else, like Bock Hill or like a pub. I mean, I could suggest a pub, couldn't I? A pub doesn't seem too bad. It's kind of like a cafe though, but it's cozier. But it's like for old people, isn't it? Well, she thinks, "Oh, a pub, isn't that for old people?" It's mostly got old people. Pensioners spending their retirement money on pints. I don't know. A pub could be interesting. It's always been, like, my dream to bring my girlfriend to a pub, have some pub food. There's something kinda cool about it, but also, I mean, it's not exactly, like, a young person thing to do.

Now I can't look at her pictures. She's only got one picture. I'm worried I won't like her, and then I'm kinda, like, stuck with her because I've suggested this thing. It's a nice day, can be outside. I prefer outside if the weather's good. I take her to the bog. What are the news? I'm trying to hook up with Spanish girl in that difficult phase of deciding what to do, where to meet up. What about the beach? No, she's not British. Do you speak good English? Sometimes I can't understand if it's a strong accent. Didn't I already send her a voice message?

I speak a standard southern English. Ha ha. How about you? She's definitely not Brit... She is Spanish then. I have a very normal accent. I send a voice message. Uh, where's microphone? I have the... Wait. I have a very standard accent. How about you? Said English is my mother tongue. What? English is my first language too. Are you English? I'm confused. Uh, her English is weird, and then she asked me if I speak good English. How about you? I have a very standard accent. How about you? Sorry, I though you were Japanese. <laugh> What? No.

I'm half Chinese, but born in the UK. She though I was Japanese. I though you're Spanish. <laugh> I was born in Manchester. Oh. So you have a northern accent. I lived there before in Beatham Tower. Uh, now she's talking a lot. Before she... Maybe I was boring her before. Now she's interested because I'm like interested in her and meeting her. See, that's the problem with girls. If you bore them, they just stop replying. And now she's suddenly replying so quickly. <laugh> She though I'm Japanese and I can't speak good English. <laugh> Mate, do you think she's like speaking weird English to dumb down her English because she though I didn't understand? That's kind of weird.

I though you were Japanese. Why? Why would people think I'm Japanese? Okay, I've got to think, why are we gonna meet then? Uh, I could suggest I pick her up and we go out of the city. I would prefer that than being stuck in this stupid city again. And then go like na- nature kind of place. 'Cause I, I'm not gonna like her then. I'd rather be in a nice open place and not like her than be stuck in a stupid coffee shop and not like her. And I feel a bit more confident outside walking about.

Promise the weather. Weather's gonna be... Ooh, Wednesday, Thursday, but she said next week. This week has only just begun. So I can't see the weather for next week. Me too. I moved here in January. Imagine I take her to the beach and I get stuck in the car park like last time. <laugh> She'd be like, "Are you sure you're a delivery driver?" We, we can go somewhere outside of the... I mean, it is kind of a big commitment suggesting that I drive us somewhere for our first ever meeting. I mean, that's my dream, but only if I like the girl. If I don't like the girl, then I don't really wanna put that much effort into it. 'Cause then I've gotta drive and talk to her. I can't, I mean, I can't just drive and not say anything. It'd be weird. But I start doing kind of strange stuff when I talk and drive.

But usually there won't be that much going on with her. This is real beef and tomato, without tomato. Oh my God. Oh. Oh, scared me. Fucking boiling water. Jump scared. Oh, adrenaline. I came from Kent, from a tiny village. Where should I take her? Take her up and drive her to the woods. Although as a girl, I don't think she... What if she doesn't feel safe getting into my car? I mean, I could drive her to the woods and like finger up bum. She might not really... It depends if she trusts me that much. I mean, if you met me first time ever, would you get in my car and trust me? <laugh> I'm gonna drive you to an abandoned warehouse in a jungle.

Pulls up in my hot red Pegio. What am I making? Beef broth. Looks delicious. Adds some salt. What did I do today? Nothing. Walked up and down my house, played America, got bored, raged at my viewers. Saw the cats. They were fighting in the garden. Kent is posh. Some places can be, but expensive to live in. Did you go there before? Awesome. Don't you find it weird when British people say awesome? Or when they say Hella, I saw these Americanisms. Hella posh. Hmm, so where should I take her? She might be out for, just let me pick her up and we go drive out of the city. Into the forest.

She wears a nice short skirt. It kinda turns me on when I go on WhatsApp and I see all my girls texting me at the same time. She said I gotta go. Got to crack on. Okay. Let's discuss where to meet later. Got to crack on with what? Well, next week's long way away. Okay, next week. Sounds good. Her English is weird. She thinks she's dumbing it down because she thinks I'm Japanese, but I told her I'm British. She's still speaking like kind of weird. My week this week, busy, but next week, end of the week, should be free here.

It's like weird Jaja Binks kind of way of talking. Busy doing what, though? Talks like she's not from here. Okay, so next week then. The beef goes from being really tough and rubbery, so then then it starts falling apart. Weird. Hmm. When am I gonna meet her? Uh, I guess I won't be worried about it. Although to re-initiate the conversation, I need to suggest what we're gonna do. I think she forgot who I was, because my profile picture is like... It looks like I'm in... I mean, I was in Japan. I don't understand how these people can be so busy.

Where you've gotta wait a week or two. I mean, they really are that busy though. Like Gamer Girl, I had to wait over a week to meet her. These people really are busy, aren't they? 'Cause they got work and then the weekends have probably got something booked. So then you gotta wait until the next weekend. Okay, so what am I gonna suggest? Depends where in Plymouth she lives. If she's on the outskirts, it wouldn't be too bad. I don't have to go into the city. If I don't suggest somewhere nice outside of Plymouth to go, so it would end up being in Plymouth where we meet.

Take her to the cheese ring. Annoying. Mid-conversation there she goes, "I gotta go." "Well, go where? ""You're not even doing anything." Pup or the cafe. So she does like pups. Which girl's this? Spain girl. But she's not Spanish, she's British. Just likes going to Spain. She though I was Japanese, asked me if I speak English well. Speak better than you from these texts. "Do you speak good English? Sometimes I can't understand if there's a strong accent. She though I had a strong accent. I have the cleanest accent in the entire country. I am world famous for having beautiful annunciation.

Imagine thinking I'm hard to understand. Okay, where am I gonna suggest we meet next week? Um... If I like her, we can go to a restaurant for dinner, maybe. Really wish I could meet a girl where I actually want to extend the date and not just say, "Oh, well, they go home now." At the mall. Ugh. I went there to meet Indian girl. It was so boring. These dates are making me lose money because I'm not streaming all day when I go on them. And the stories aren't that interesting to make my viewership go up.

I wonder what the broth tastes like. Beefy. Potnoodle tastes better though. To go to the game bar. Mm. It's kind of hard to get back into the conversation now. She said she's busy. Got to crack on. Okay. Or at least I've got time to think now. Otherwise I've got to park again in Plymouth and navigate the traffic. Everyone's so fucking busy. Can't meet a weed girl until September. Can't meet Spain girl till next week. Oh my God. Had to wait nearly two weeks to meet gamer girl. Yeah, I've got multiple dates whilst I only be on dating apps for about a week and a bit before getting banned on two of them.

If I wasn't banned, I'd get way more dates. That's why it's so annoying, I keep getting banned. My biggest regret in life, posting that dick pic. What was I thinking? My biggest warning to all you guys. Don't play around. Once they ban you, you're banned forever. If I can teach any kind of important lesson, that'll be it. Do not get banned on these apps. Fuck your dating life over. I'm pretty sure if you get banned on one phone, they'll find you straight away if you try and get back on it. The app seems to know if you've already been banned on the phone.

Like they know what the device ID is. I don't know what cloning an app means. Or you just delete it and download it again. Multi-parallel. Do you think that works with dating apps? I don't know when I should message Spanish girl again then, if she's busy. What tonight or tomorrow? But what's my idea? I still don't really know what the idea is. I would like to take her somewhere outside, like the beach or a pub or... I don't know, as long as it's not in Plymouth. I remember trying... Oh no, not tandem. I think it was tan-tan. I was just full of scammers and bots.

Yeah, maybe there's some Japanese woman on Hello Talk planning a trip to the UK. Mizuki was. Mizuki actually booked tickets to the UK and everything to come see me, and then I ditched her. She was mad. She said, "But I booked the tickets." And she said she'll go anyway. Sounds a bit like Thomako. Tomako is obsessed with the UK too. See if the beef is tender. Kind of tough. Yeah. Nah, still tough. The world's a tough place if you're not a hot girl. Nobody wants you. Just like when you're a broke, not very attractive guy. Nobody wants you.

Nobody cares. Wherever I take her. The beach. Coconut milk curry. I really don't like all this milky curry stuff. I've never really been a fan of my mom's curriers. I don't know if my driving is, um, very comfortable for a passenger because I drive kind of fast and brake kind of hard. <laugh> I've kind of been influenced by fastest driving. If you're allowed to do 60, I'll be doing 60. And then I rage at people going slow. Imagine I'm on... I got her in the passenger seat and I just start going, "Fucking idiot. 30 on the fucking 60 road." Unbelievable.

<laugh> Imagine it acts like an act on the stream on a date. Fucking move. And then when I drive, when I walk past them, I'm like, hello. Raging in the car, timid on the streets. Everyone's a tough guy when they're behind the wheel. Coconut milk curry is not really Indian. It's more like Malaysian style. I'm not really a fan of Malaysian curries. Laxa. Even the word laxa just sounds like laxative, like you're gonna have diarrhea. Take her to the golf course. Would you like to go to the golf course? Um, to take her anywhere where there's nature from Plymouth is quite a drive.

20 minutes. 100,000 points date with Daniel. Remember I take her to the Fox and hound where I met Colin. It's a nice looking pub. Pretty far though. The Fox and Hound. Yeah, I gotta drive to Plymouth and pick her up and then drive to the place with a run out of battery. It's a 50 minute drive. 50 minutes in the car with a girl you just met and you got to like talk whilst driving. It depends where in Plymouth you live. Like she lives on the outskirts. It's only a 30 minute drive to Fox and hound.

Maybe Colin will be there. Looking for a Colin. <laugh> Looking for a Seymour, Seymour Butts. <laugh> I can't believe there's a park in Plymouth called Ho Park. Why do they call it Ho Park? Wanna go to Ho Park? It's where you belong. <laugh> What a stupid name. What is it like? There's a runway. Is that a runway and they turned it into a promenade? Hoe Road. There's Hoe Road and Ho Park. Cross on the hoe. They really like hoes in Plymouth. Promenade looks quite nice. Is she doing the sea kale? It looks quite nice there.

<laugh> Look, this picture is taken on top of someone's head. You can see their hair. Is he wearing the camera on his head? Weird. You're the same person. I don't understand these people would just take pictures and post it on Google Maps. What's the point? You don't make any money. Or do you? Sends you rewards. Oh, really? Maybe I should do it too. Get free food. I feel like I am mapping Google Maps sometimes, walking around with my camera streaming. Don't know where... If I take her out of Plymouth, then she's gonna see my driving.

And some people say I look kinda gay when I'm driving. I don't exactly drive like a macho. Also, I find it really hard to talk and drive at the same time. Not good for a date. Okay, maybe I'll scrap that idea. Although I mean, it is like my dream to drive a girl somewhere, but only if she's hot. If she's ugly, I'll be like, "Uh, I don't wanna..." Put my EDM on. It's better than the stupid radio fucking postmalone. <sing>. That song's so shit. Even if it was EDM remix, it would still be a shit song.

Shut the fuck up, idiot, face tattoo weirdo looking fucking weirdo. I hate how famous he is because he's shit. He looks like a stupid idiot. He only made one good song, the song, the sunflower song, and then his other stuff's rubbish and he looks like a hillbilly. Everyone loves him because he's so friendly and so humble. Who fucking cares? Then you got stupid Beyonce with her shit music. Oh, the radio infuriates me. Ed Sheeran. Why can't this play some classics like Michael Jackson? I don't know. Queen? I play the same latest songs for a year. Stupid Benson Boone.

Vincent Bone. Boone you. Booned. <laugh> You're Booned. Fucking band. <laugh> Whoever raged at Wallabo, that's funny. You tried to steal my fucking girl. <laugh> That's funny. What do you mean you have feelings? You've not even fucking seen her. <laugh> I raged so hard. <laugh> Oh God. Moon gone forever now. They all gone now. I really hate it when the girl lives in Plymouth, because they always wanna meet in Plymouth. And usually if they live in Plymouth, they don't drive. I like Gamer Girl because she drove and we met outside, uh, in, at into Joe Castle. She said it was a lovely suggestion. She was nice.

Stupid beef, still hard. You'll boil it for like four hours. Yeah, well, I didn't really like moon anyway. Didn't care. Didn't like her back in 2020, didn't like her now. If I liked her, then I would've met her in 2020, wouldn't I? I didn't think she was still around. The stupid market won't rip. My bum's so hairy now. Hmm, what to do? It would be kinda silly to drive all the way to Plymouth and then drive her out of Plymouth to do something you can already do in Plymouth, like a pub. She looked like you with a wig. <laugh> Sometimes I thought that too.

But whiter. She looked like me, but whiter and dressed like a girl. Besides, I would never wanna go to Russia. No way. Number one, you gotta go all the way to London to get a visa. Number two, I don't wanna go to Russia. Number three, I really wouldn't wanna go to Russia. There's no way I'd go to Russia, ever. It just looks really boring. I'm sure it's nice in some parts, but I just don't care. I've got zero interest. If I'm gonna go anywhere, it would only be Thailand. That's just because I've got fond memories. Nostalgia, rose, tinted goggles, plus the cheapness and the warmth and how easy it seems like I could get a woman. Don't know if it is, might not be.

Might all be an illusion. What a boring market today. It's just barcoding. Uh, I think it's gonna tank. Should I close my lung for a 50 pound loss? Let it tank go along again. Again next time. I just don't think it would rip from here. It's only gonna rip if it tanks big and bounces off for support. Why would it rip here? I think I'm gonna close that 50 pound loss. Uh, 50 pound loss locked in. Where's weed girl? Maybe she'll finish around 6:00 PM. What's kinda strange, that whole threesome talk yesterday. I mean, what kind of girl would be up for seeing a prostitute with her boyfriend?

That's kinda strange. I don't know if I'd even wanna do that. What, so I get to bang another woman in front of you? Most women would never let their boyfriend do that. That's why cheating exists, because you would do it secretly if you wanna bang another woman. If every woman's okay with it, then you wouldn't need to cheat. You just do it openly. I mean, if she's okay with it, why not? I guess she thinks because we're doing it together, then it's not cheating, so it's still monogamous, which I find a bit strange. I think if it's actual monogamy, then even if it's consensual, you're not supposed to sleep with other people, then it's not monogamy anymore.

I just, I question the mental stability of a woman who would be okay with me banging other women in front of her as well, because I definitely wouldn't want another man banging my girlfriend in secret or in front of me. Fucking weird. I also think the hooker would be really confused. She'd be like, "Okay, so what are we gonna do?" Me and two girls? I mean, how would you even use two girls at the same time? Like, I take turns. Like they both bend over or what? Or they get on top of each other and then I, like, alternate between the two holes.

Maybe I like it if we do it with a guy, and I'm in the middle, and then I bang her, and then the guy's, like, banging me at the same time. I think I would like instant nut though, that's the problem. I don't think I could last long. I'd probably nut in, like, a minute. I don't know what a hooker's used to threesomes. Would definitely spice things up if it gets a bit boring in the bedroom. Maybe that's what me and fascinated. I can bring a hot friend from work. I don't know. Threesomes is just annoying, because there's, like, a lot of coordinating between three people.

You've got to, like, coordinate what we're doing. I don't really know what I wanna do if there were two girls, because I would like one girl more than the other one, wouldn't I? And then focus on the girl I like, and then the other one I don't really like that much, or less. I wouldn't... Yeah, I feel kinda bad. Maybe I should've asked her, "Have you done a threesome before?" It's just that I think she would've said yes, and I don't really wanna know. It's still really tough. I can feel the, um, fibers snapping. It needs to melt in my mouth.

And probably another two hours. Remember, it used to take four hours to make the beef go really soft. Oh, weed girl messaged me. Just got home. The wifi went down. Welcome home, darling. Why is she a troll? Yeah, how come no data? Is she telling me the wifi went down, and that's why she didn't text me? And I could say, "That's okay. I didn't expect you to text me at work." Was it busy today? I'm just boiling some beef. I wonder why Richard Hammond divorced his wife. He seems like such a nice guy. Maybe she wasn't a very nice wife.

Oh, my God. It's so waning. Waning. Yeah, my phone doesn't overheat when I'm using IV cam instead of Viral Pro. Maybe because there's no stabilization or maybe because it's just colder today. Maybe. I wanna take a picture of my boiling beef. She's definitely gonna say, "What did you get up to today?" Just been boiling some beef. Looks kinda gross. The pot looks gross too. That's a pretty nice picture. I don't know, the pot looks kinda gross. <laugh> Yeah. Good enough. I hate when people tell you a lot of stuff. And it's not that what they said was boring or anything, since I don't know what to say to it. Apart from her, okay.

Um... How was your day? Um, I got soaked delivering. Then came home and started boiling some beef. I'll send them a beef. Why is this tripod moving? <laugh> He said my boiled beef looks really good. She must be lying. Boiled beef. <laugh> My favorite meal. I wish I had a bath. I only have a shower here, unfortunately. What's the difference between braised and boiled? <laugh> Damn, that looks really good. Is he just trying to flatter me or is he drinking? It looks awful. <laugh> Yeah, it looks real good. I'm just trying to soften it up.

It's been two hours so far in the pot. What you having for dinner? We talk like we're a couple already. That's why I kinda like her. I feel like I'm not really nervous talking to her and we just talk like we're already in a relationship. It's kinda nice. Imagine after all this, I meet her and I don't like her. <laugh> It was so heartbreaking. And that's what... I spent two years talking to Sayaka. I phoned and chatted to Saika for two years and never met her. Ah, God, I felt like such an idiot. Every day I rush home from work to go on Skype and do like a four hour phone call with her every day.

Now you know why I don't put effort in. At least I didn't meet her and didn't like her. I don't think I would've liked her. I've seen her pictures recently. She doesn't look good. She's got massive cheeks, thin lips. She's got that kinda old lady look. Some women, they got like this old lady look, even though they're not old. It's really weird. They don't have a baby face. There's a certain type of Japanese man face where they look like an old man, but they're not old. I knew this guy, he was in his 20s. He looked like an old man, like a young old man. A lot of Japanese guys have that look.

A lot of women have that look too. Like they look old already. Uh, you know, you got babyface people and then some people don't have a baby face. I kind of got a baby face. That's why I look young. I don't know, like they got that hollow haggard kind of look. A thin lips, hollow face, droopy eyes. It's not really about what your skin looks like or stuff like that. It says your face looks like that, unfortunately. And for that reason, I'm out. Will not be investing. We'll not be going on further dates. Will not text you anymore either.

Uh, some women look like men as well. I don't know. They look like a square chin, hard nose, thin lips. It's unfortunate. <laugh> Bob Odenkirk kind of has that look. He probably never looked young in his whole life. Oh, what's his name? Oh, Patrick Stewart has always looked like an old man. Patrick Stewart Young. He looks like a Russian KGB agent. Damn, that's Patrick Stewart when he was young. He looks like an evil villain. <laugh> He looks kind of funny. Wow, look, so young. I'm not sure how to reheat my rice. Maybe I should get a microwave at some point.

Do kind of need rice. Maybe I put it in the air fryer like that. Maybe I should buy a microwave. Come on, beef. It's been nearly three hours. When are you gonna break down? Stop resisting? Like a tough boot. Lose some beer. Hmm. Oh, beer tastes so good when you're hungry and thirsty. Seal the shower and turn it into a bath. A vertical bath. I wonder if she knows what a bacter tank is. Most girls are not into Star Wars. Imagine trying to open the door afterwards. Mm, it's still pretty tough. I'm trying to make a curry with it.

Got papa dumbs to... Yeah, shut the shower door. Turn on the water. Let it fill up. Genius. We're made for each other. Vertical leap into the vertical shower. It's getting quiet soft. More water. Beef tika masala, just like the Indians have. Isn't tika masala the fake curry they invented for British? Was that? I know they invented one curry dish in the UK for British people. Which one was it? Hey again, what's on your mind today? Hello? Hey again, Daniel, what's on your mind today? Oh, this is so quiet. Hey again, Daniel, what's on your mind today? Volume's very quiet.

Oh, let's fix that. How about we lose the volume a bit? How's it sounding now? Sounds same. Let's try increasing the volume once more. Is this any better? No, it's the same. How are you gonna increase my volume? Let's adjust the settings from my end. I'm turning up the volume now. Can you hear this better? No, it sounds same. Oh, that's odd. It seems like there might be a glitch on my end. Let's try to work around. Okay, try now. All right. How's this? Any improvement? Not really. Let's try once more. How about now? Anyway, so where did tika masala originate from?

Chicken tika masala is said to have originated in the United Kingdom. The story goes that it was invented by a chef in Glasgow, Scotland who added a mild tomato cream sauce to grill chicken to please a customer's request for some gravy. It's... Weird. The sound sounds like when you're having a phone call, it comes out of the earpiece instead of the loudspeaker. Really strange. Remember you banned the guy for saying the volume is low. <laugh> Do you remember that guy called Frugalicity? He had a profile picture of like a white guy in a top hat. Uh, wasn't it him?

I remember a lot of these YouTube people, all gone now. Gonna need some onions. Oh, my chicken is all dinner. What else do you need in the curry? Onions. I've got chikimashali. It's just like a pasta sauce, isn't it? Tomato and honey. What makes it curry? It definitely smells like curry. I don't know what that thing is they put in it that makes it smell like curry, because tomatoes and honey shouldn't smell like that. It's got like a leaf in it. Coriander. It's getting kind of soft. Mm-hmm. She said her parents are cooking her dinner.

Nice. I miss my mom's cooking sometimes. And she said, "Talk food porn to me, daddy." <laugh> I got tika masada sauce. What is food porn? Is that making food sound sexual? I don't get it. I got tika masada sauce. I'm going to gently smear it all over the beef. <laugh> Is that how you do it? I got tika masala sauce and... Well, Ainsley Harriet. Rub your meat, boy. I'm going to add tika masala sauce when the meat is nice and moist. <laugh> I'm so bad at this. Using the word moist. What should I say then? When the meat is nice and juicy, I don't know.

What the hell's food porn? I though it's supposed to be sexual. Yeah, maybe it's supposed to just be about the food. It tastes just like the butter chicken sauce. I swear, all the curry sauces just taste the same. It's just... Oh no, she saw the message. It's too late to save it. I don't know what else to add. It's not overcooked beef, it's slow cooked. Then I'm just adding fried onions. Pretty simple. Pretty simple. Moist beef. She said that looks delicious. <laugh> She's just being nice. It's disgusting. Four hour slow cooked beef. Hmm. Hmm. I'm getting there.

Melt in your mouth. And then we get some water. More water. Is that gonna work? I don't know if that'll work. Whatever. Yesterday was horrible. Chicken pie. Guess you'll have to hurry up and find a nice girl to introduce to your parents. Is she saying I, I should find another girl or is she the nice girl? That's a pretty, just for food, pretty long drive just for food. We should get something tasty when you come over. Do I bring up the whole coming over thing too much? Uh, is it, I can't tell if it's cold or hot. It's cold.

I don't know. It feels like I'm the only one excited about her coming over. She can't be that excited if she can wait a whole month. Too many onions. It's that burning smell. Oh, no. Oh, no. Whoa, my bowl melted. It stinks. Why do you say the bowl would melt? Now I gotta make new rice. Oh God, it smells horrible. What? Um, yeah, that wasn't a good idea, was it? Do you think I can still eat this rice? Maybe I'll just make some new rice. Uh, now I wasted the rice and destroyed my bowl. Might put the whole thing in the bin.

The bowl's melted. <laugh> Look at that. Okay, I think I put that in the bin. There's a good Chinese fish. Probably shouldn't tell her that I blocked my mom and haven't spoke to her for months. I haven't talked to my mom for like four months now. She'll say why. I don't really wanna explain why. Yeah, me and my mom get on great. We talk all the time. Nearly there. They went to France together. Wow. That's adventurous. I mean, I guess it's nice she found someone to do stuff with. In the beginning, I didn't like all these guys coming around, but he's a nice guy.

They've been together longer than I've been together with anyone else. I think they've been together for, like, five years. I've never been with anyone in five years. Guess I'll never know what it feels like. Imagine being with someone for five years. That's so long. But five years without having a catastrophic argument, I can't imagine it. The feeling of comfort knowing each other for that long, though, must be nice. You don't have to, like, you can just let your guard down, be yourself around them, which is what I'm aiming for. That's why I don't really like dating.

So you'll start from scratch with each person. I wish I could find a person, just, like, be with them without breaking up. That's the dream, isn't it? I hate sign from scratch, meeting a new person and going on dates. Although the sex is exciting. Sex with a new person. But you actually have to find someone you find attractive who wants to have sex with you. I'm not gonna have sex with everyone I go on a date with, even if they were up for it, because I don't find them attractive. It does feel nice though when you meet someone new, and it's like they love everything about you, and you feel great, because it's like they think you're amazing. The honeymoon phase, where you feel like a God, like you could do no wrong. And then it turns from that into now they hate everything about you and they're dumping you.

The honeymoon phase turns into the nightmare phase. <laugh> That's good. The nightmare phase. The twilight zone. This market's still crashing. Oh, nice. Good thing I sold that long. 50 pound loss, but sometimes being a professional trader means knowing when to cut your losses. Abundance mindset. Predict. I mean, I forgot what the thing is. No, I forgot what it was. Don't predict. I forgot whatever. I forgot what the phrase was, even though I hear it every day because of that video, that YouTuber. Patients don't predict. I forgot. Something like that. I lost my miso bowl. There's another one.

My bum's itching. I've got a spot on my bum. What food goes good with weed? Chinese food? I didn't stick anything on my ass for a whole week, actually. See, I, I can stop whenever I want. Seems soft enough already. Okay. But then what you wanna do is drop the potato get on the floor. Drain the baby. And then add it into the pan. And then add the curry sauce. Sit in nicely. Smells so good. Sound of that fan is really annoying. Lies to spend is only 200 viewers. Kip turned off the box. Oh, no.

So much wasted sauce. I already got loads, look. Beef, deca masala. Delicious. Papa dumbs. That is getting cleared. Yep. Put all my money into stocks and shares ISA. Slowly reinvesting into the market with DCA strategy. Might do 60 / 40 split of SP 500 and gold ETF. Okay. Time to dish up. I don't really do SMT trading anymore. Nothing's a load of malarkey. A load of bollocks. And I still look for SMT divergence, right? I don't really care about fair value gap. If it rips, I go short. If it tanks, I go long. That's my new strategy.

As you could see, it's working out spiffingly. I think these things can work, but on like a very small time scale. Like you'll be in and out within 10 minutes. And if it's not working, then you get out. But I don't wanna be... I, I just don't, I'm not really the kind of trader that, who does five, 10 minute trades trying to trade an extremely zoomed in microscopic movement. It's not really my style. I'm more of a swing trader. These, um, people in travel trades discord are just sad. Like they zoom in to the, I don't know, the five second chart. Like they're using a microscope and trading some micro movement.

It's stupid. Asking his fans to post clips on TikTok and Insta - well, like San Pepper does. Lazy. Can't even be bothered to promote his own channel. Oh, fucking hell, you fucking pot. I can't believe Kik's a dying platform and we got such amazing content like endless cooking and sitting in your house and people just standing around at a prison cell and endless people just traveling and sitting in buses. Such amazing content platform. How could it be dying? We've got the best streamers who just sit in front of a camera all day doing fuck all. This is prime entertainment.

Not very pretty, is it? It looks pretty good. Shut up. My favorite pudding. Mm. Spotted dick. No. What's my favorite pudding? I like apple crumble with double cream. Spotted dick. Mm. New York. Only took four hours to make. Mm. Damn, Indian people know how to make food. I think Indian food has to be my top four. In the top four. Chinese food, Japanese food, Indian. It tastes so good with beer as well. Mm. Maybe next time I get nan bread. Never get nan. Mm. Whoa. Mm. Oh, the beer is so good. I sort of got her in the bag.

Need more papadom. Ah, finally good food. It's been a while. Yeah, I've heard of Japanese ammo misa. Why? Does she fancy me? More papa dom. Oh, the milk's so good. I'm full up, but I still wanna eat more. That's when you know it's good. Oh my God, beer is so good with it. Uh, that was good. After yesterday's disaster. Nah. Uh. Good old Indian food. Can always rely on Indian food to be good. And I kind of don't blame Indian people for eating Indian food every day. It is pretty damn good, even if it does make you smell like the food.

I, I don't know. I think I even like it more than Japanese food. The flavor, I don't know, the flavor is really good. It all, it all kind of tastes the same, to be honest though. But that's not a bad thing. I don't know what they put in it, like coriander and cumin. And it's so easy to make, you just get the meat and as long as it's soft, you just put the sauce. Can't really go wrong. Maybe I'll try potatoes in it next time. And it goes with beer so well. I think beer goes with Indian food probably the best.

It just contrasts it so well. Okay, leftovers. Do you think it'll fit in here? Probably. Easy. I should make that, um, stream into a, a video. Asian guy try to Indian food for the first time. Indian people love watching non-Indian people try Indian food for some reason. I've got 12,000 views on Jahiro eating Indian food, and most of the viewers were from India. Triggered with the beef. They don't need to know it's beef. <laugh> They'll never know. With the saucer over it, you can't tell. I don't know if I want to kick that. Maybe. Could do it.

Such a busy day of doing nothing. I only got six beers left. I don't even remember when I got them. Was it before kick or after kick? I haven't seen that post lady in a while. Hm. She said we can make apple crumble on our second date. Already planning the second date. Uh, what should I say? I'd love to. Weed girl looking good. Said she's gonna cook me apple crumble on our second date. Maybe I've gotta buy a TV. Can always return it within 30 days. Make my special cupcake too. Which one do I like? Weed girl, Spanish girl? I like weed girl way more.

She's kinda weird, which is cool. Spanish girl just doesn't really talk much. Oh, no. I need a toilet. The curry was too good. Camera's flickering. Yeah, I don't know. It does that sometimes. No, there's no debt on my car. I paid it all off. How would you even know? I haven't seen this photo. I didn't write the car list thing, idiot. Someone paid 10 pounds for a report on your car. Well, if it's not paid off, then I just paid 10,000 pounds to someone for nothing. People are very interested in my car recently. What would I do with the 10K anyway, if I borrowed the money and then didn't buy the car?

What would I do with the 10,000? I lost it all on stocks. Didn't know you, you couldn't put a plastic cup into... Didn't know you couldn't put plastic into air fryer. You can put it into a microwave. Why can't I put an air fryer? Yeah, it's been raining all day. And it rains every week, like five days a week. Raining. It's not the death. No, playing Marikar would really be the death. <laugh> I lost a quarter of my viewers earlier. You guys really don't like Mario Kart. Banned from gaming. I'm playing it now, you just don't know. <laugh> God, I wish weed girl didn't live so far away. Two hours drive. Oh my God.

There's nothing I can do to help speed it up. Like, I can't go meet her halfway and then what am I gonna do? How's that gonna speed it up? Yeah, if it goes really well, I might actually have to move. I mean, why stay here? Oh, so I'll quit my job, the furniture job nearby, unless she's gonna quit her job, which I doubt. And then this time I won't dox myself. I don't know. I mean, I would completely be fine driving to a house to meet a girl if I liked her. I won't get a house in Bristol. I'll get one on the outskirts in the countryside.

Oh, she's gonna have to drive here and then drive back. But if I drive there, pick her up, bring her back, and then go drop her off and then we'll drive back again. That's like eight hours of driving compared to four. And this year's definitely meaning the year of ghosting girls, hasn't it? Yeah, she's definitely gonna spend the night. I mean, she's not gonna drive here for two hours and then go home. Well, she lives with her parents, so yeah, she kind of has to come here unless we get a hotel nearby. Oh, I think my gardening gloves are here.

I forgot about those. Oh, no. 6:30 to 9:30. That's not even nearby. Maybe that's why she's waiting for some holiday to end so she can spend more time here instead of just one or two nights. Maybe she wants to stay for like a week. It's a whole week of kicking come gone. Yeah, a lot of money lost. I said I wasn't gonna try and get a girlfriend, did I? To focus on making money. That didn't last long. I already lost two days of income. I actually said I wasn't gonna download dating apps until I get to Thailand.

She said she likes driving. That's good. I feel like if this kick thing comes to an end, I don't know, guys, I think I'm done with this whole streamer thing. I'll probably just go and get a real job. I'm not going back to YouTube making below 1K a month. I've ruining my life as well. I think this is like the last hoorah of my influencer career. And then I'm done. It's just ruined my life so much. I've had to sacrifice so much and lose so much. I can't get any views on YouTube. Best I can do is maybe five, $600 a month.

I just wanna find a nice girl and like have a home and feel safe and not have to lie. I'm just gonna milk this as much as I can, then I'm out. I don't wanna die alone. Do both what YouTube and Kik. I can't. Well, make videos whilst I'm streaming on Kik. I don't even know what to make a video about. It'll get like $6. YouTube's done. Like Colin video edit made like $7, and I though that was really cool content, but no one gave a shit. Didn't even get 3K views. It's so depressing. Yeah, I've done stream highlights and it doesn't get any views.

Yeah, but Asmon Gold is insanely popular and gets tens of thousands of viewers on his streams. I barely get any. Can't really compare myself to him. Yeah, he's got a 5K on Kik, but how many has he got on Twitch? 'Cause he multi-streams, doesn't he? He's probably got like 10, 15K on Twitch. <laugh> I said if I was driving to her place, I'd have to stop and charge twice. She said, "That sucks." Girls really not impressed with my electric car, are they? Oh God. Girls care about reliability and feeling secure. You're not gonna get that from an EV.

I'll stop and charge like once or twice to get anywhere. I don't know. I'd probably drive 100 miles in one go. The problem is I drive too fast so I drain the battery quicker. You'll drive like a granny to preserve the battery, like 50 to 60. If you do 70 over, you're gonna drain it. Sometimes I'm doing like 70, but I'm doing minimum 70 on the motor, I mean, the dual carriageway. I'm on, I'm in the right hand lane nearly the whole time, because if I get back into the left lane, I'm just gonna have to go back in the right lane to overtake some stupid truck.

I drain the battery when I'm on the dual carriageway. Yeah, but I like that you can charge it at home and they're quiet. Wow, her dad has a Tesla. That's pretty cool. That's like my dream car. What do you have? Funny if I had a Tesla too, she'd be like, "Wow, you're the same car as my dad." <laugh> I don't know how I feel about that. It sounds kind of lame. I mean, you kind of have to be old to afford a Tesla unless you're like this hot shot rich young guy, crypto millionaire or unless you just go on finance.

My sister's husband's friend drove a Tesla Model Y to the wedding. I remember seeing it. My sister said he makes like 250K a year. I wonder what he does. He's young as well, like 20s, in his 20s. But he thinks he's so cool because his car's worth 10 times more than everyone else's. I don't know, I feel like you drive a Tesla, more people kind of hate you than they think it's cool. <laugh> I feel like most, most people just think you're a dick, pretentious than the number of people who think it's cool. Never underestimate the jealousy of poor people.

Oh, I can't stop vomiting my mouth. Tea and curry. Guess she's not really gonna be impressed with my car. Well, if I get like a Land Rover, 600 mile range. Hmm, she doesn't like Elon Musk. Figures. Last year I had no car, 14K debt. Now I've got a car but 19K debt. So it's kind of the same, isn't it? Yeah, I could have gotten a cooler car for 15K, couldn't I? Not a fan of Musk. He's pretty wacky, isn't he? My sister's husband's friend has a Tesla and it got vandalized because of the Elon hate.

It kind of sucks though when people who have Teslas have to suffer. What could I get for 15K? That would be a cool car. I think Girls Pro just like something practical like an SUV that can do 500 miles. Don't have to worry about range. What about Honda Civic? I don't like how low Honda Civics sit. Me and my mom test drove one when I was looking for a car. It felt really low down. Even when you pump the seat up, you're still very low until you start hitting your head on the roof. I quite like my mom's Honda CR-V. It's nice and high up.

But you don't get the feeling of the speed. Like you're doing 60, it doesn't feel like you're doing 60. It feels like you're doing 40. It's a shame I wasted 15K on a car that's now worth only 5K. Another 10K gone. 10K lost on stocks. 15K lost on taxes. 10K lost in car depreciation. Now I'm stuck with it. People already think he did a Nancy salute, don't they? Do you think he actually was doing a Nancy salute or was it just unfortunately similar? Or was he trolling? Kind of silly, isn't it? Of course I'm gonna pay tax. I'm not stupid.

I think I'm gonna make the same mistake again. I'm logging all the money that comes in on my spreadsheet. The total figure's gonna go straight into my total earnings when I do my taxes next year. I mean, if I'm making this money for a year, I'm gonna be loaded. My mom had a Honda, not a Toyota. But yeah, the Honda was, I think the Honda was nicer. The Honda also has a rear parking camera. The Perzo doesn't. And when we asked at the dealership, he said they're not installing parking cameras anymore because they're unsafe or something. No, they're not. I use mine all the time. I would not wanna have a car that doesn't have a parking camera.

How else are you gonna say exactly what's behind your car? I don't know why she bought the same car as me. She doesn't even like it. She just wanted any car, I guess, as long as it's new. Yeah, the reason why she sold the Honda was because she'd lost the key. So instead of just buying a new key, which would've cost like 400 pounds to get the, the fob, she bought a whole new car. <laugh> I don't get it. She still had the spare key. She just lost one key and then decided to sell it. Well, not sell it, but part exchange it.

I think she just really likes having a new car. She had a white Honda CR-V and then she traded it in for a silver Honda CR-V that was newer and had less miles on it, but didn't have the sunroof because the white one had dashboard problems or something. It was weird. I remember we were driving and then dashboard lights came on and then it wouldn't let you go faster than 20 miles per hour. And we were locked in like second gear. It was really weird. I think she just likes having a new car, the luxury feeling of it.

<laugh> She even bought it from the same man I bought my car from. Oh God, the weed girl's anti-Trump and anti-Elon Musk. Yeah, I hate that guy too. W- what a loser. They're both so immature. Yeah, I hate them both. They're so lame loser Trump. I think majority of British girls are anti-Trump, especially on apps like Bumble where they got stuff like cis woman in their bio. I don't get weed. It's illegal, isn't it? But people do it all the time. I mean, everywhere you go, it smells like weed in some places like ma- maid stone.

I don't know why it's illegal. It's not really that different to alcohol. Do they ever just go after people who smoke it? Like the police could just walk around some neighborhood that smells like it and knock on doors, couldn't they? And you can't really hide it. I can't believe there's weed stocks. I remember those going up back in 2020. Bro stream is a still life painting. But sometimes I move it around just to make sure it's, make sure you guys know it's still live. It's funny you guys prefer this than me playing a game. As soon as I put game on, half you leave.

My Amazon's here. I hope he just leaves it at the door. It's just a pair of gloves. Don't knock the door, don't knock the door. He's gonna knock. He's gonna knock. Oh no, in that letter. Shove it in there. Shove it in. My God, conversations going into politics. How do I change it? I hate political topics. Oh, I shouldn't have brought up that my car's electric. I didn't think her dad would have a Tesla. I was trying to talk about cars. Now it's like about Trump. I could say how, I could like switch it back to cars. How long have you been driving?

So not a fan of Nancys, I take it. I have no strong opinion, really. I don't hate him, but I don't love him. And sometimes he's kind of funny. She probably hates Nigel Farage as well. Um, I've got to switch the conversation. It went from talking about how far we live e - from each other. Oh God, why is it now about Trump? Where's the furthest you've driven to? Just a cheeky, completely ignore what she said and change the topic. I said, where's the furthest you've driven to? There's not talk about how countries are run. I have no interest.

I really don't care about all this stuff, like Palestine Garza, Israel, Ukraine. Oh, I just don't give a shit. It's just humans being humans, isn't it? What's there to even debate? I really hope she's not a super political, but she seems like she's got some strong opinions about it. Hmm. Note to self, do not bring up Teslas or electric cars because electric cars lead to Teslas, which lead to Elon Musk, which leads to Trump. Avoid, avoid... This is why I don't wanna spend so much time talking before meeting, because I'm gonna, I might screw it up between now and September.

I'm not pro anything. Oh, thank God. I changed the topic. Back to driving. <laugh> Four hours. What was that to meet a date? Four hours, no break. <laugh> I can only do two hours no break. Wow, that's long. I guess from Kent, it took nearly six hours <laugh> because of charging. Not charging again, because of charging speeds slowing down thanks to the freezing temperatures. Then I got Fined for overstaying in the car park. I'm really selling her on the EV. Maybe I don't bring that up then. Really selling her on the EV lifestyle. I spent two hours in the car park trying to charge it and then got fined for overstaying in the car park. Thanks so much.

I think it's kind of unusual for a woman to actually like Trump and Elon Musk, unless they're like edgy, edge lords like Venus Angelic, who like saying the N word or like Crip. They're kind of weird, but on the other end of the spectrum of weird when they like Trump. I don't know, they're all kind of weird. The people who hate Trump, the people who love Trump, they're both kind of weird, to be honest. I like people who just don't really care. Who found out I'm a cheater? Oh, Kimberly. Well, she's one to talk. She cheated on Ice. What a hypocrite.

As if she's never cheated. That's what I'm saying, these people are hypocrites. Ice did nothing wrong. Ice is a hero and pioneer of Ira and has given people many opportunities to make money. I wonder how many married couples are out there who had massive fights because the guy loves Trump and the woman hates Trump. That's kind of sad. Some people feel so strongly about it, they even write it in their dating profiles. Like if you love Trump, then swipe left. People take it so seriously, they feel like it's part of their identity. How Trump ruined my marriage.

People fought civil wars over this stuff. Brother versus brother. I don't know. I mean, if you like make it very clear that you're pro-Trump, you kind of miss out on a lot of women then. 'Cause a lot of women hate Trump. We should play both sides, just like, I don't know, say to people who love Trump that, yeah, he's cool. And then people who hate Trump just say, "Oh yeah, I hate him too." Bud Bucket hates Trump too, don't you? What dops and what do you usually... I'm gonna tell her about my amazing EDM playlist.

All about music she likes. I really hope it's not like rap. Oh, I shouldn't have asked that because I hate all music that isn't EDM or metal. So if she says, "Oh, I love rap," I'm gonna be like, "Oh, that's cool. I love it too." <laugh> Yeah, me too. I love me some Eminem and Dr. Daddy or something, whatever his name is. Five Cent. The Daddy. I had to delete all my Lincoln part of my playlist. It's getting so boring. I'm really getting bored with my music. Even songs I loved, I just, I hate it now. I hate it too much.

Mm-hmm. Maybe I should stop texting her for a few hours. I'm texting too much, I think. I can't stop checking it. I'm so bored. Now I'm getting the one tick. What does one tick mean? Yeah, I'm probably replying too quickly, too often. Maybe I'll reply in two hours and say I was on a walk. Yeah, I've had experiences where if you don't text much, they think you're not interested. But then if you text too much, they get sick of you. Well, Maoma girl blocks me because I didn't text her at all. The last thing I said to her was, "Yeah, I would love to know more about you." And then I didn't say anything else. <laugh> And then she just blocks me and unmatched me. Look how clean I nearly got the cut.

I do, I do kind of get addicted to my current girl obsession, mainly because my life is so incredibly boring and chatting to a girl is the only fun thing. Wear my new gardening gloves. Oh. 100% thorn proof. We'll see about that. I hope so. It reminds me of the gloves my dad used to have. He used to have loads of these and they used to stink. Yeah, that's the smell. Kind of like leather and oil. Oh, these are nice and warm inside. Fluffy. I can't get my fingers in it. What? Uh, smell kind of reminds me of my dad.

DIY doctor. I wasn't driving with these on. Seems good. I got ones from Temu and they were rubbish. Sometimes you just go get quality. Made in China. 100% suede lev - leather. And they said leather. They're kind of big for me, but I've got tiny slender hands. A big manly man with man hands could easily fit in this. Although the fingers are kind of long. I got long fingers and they don't reach the end. Look, my pinky's there. I've got weirdly long fingers. And maybe they just look long because my hand's small. Like my dick looks long because my body's small.

Must be nice being a normal sized man, but it feels powerful. Don't need to be afraid of everything. I have around a similar size and silhouette of your average woman in this country. I'm like the size of a woman almost, but slightly taller. I have the frame of a woman, but slightly taller. Weeding stream tomorrow. I feel kind of sad when girls say my car sucks. Spent a lot of money on it. 15,000 pounds. And I think it's cool. You can charge it pretty fast at a Tesla supercharger. It took like 15 minutes to do a 50% charge.

When it works, it works, but then sometimes things go wrong, like the charger doesn't work or it's slow. The non-Tesla chargers do kind of suck sometimes. Like some of them take a prepayment of like 40 pounds and don't give it back to you until days later. I used a little charger once, took 40 pounds prepayment. I didn't get it back until a week later. Expensive as well, 80 pence per kilowatt. I think it takes a woman who has some patience if they're gonna be with a man who has an EV until the solid state battery cars come out with 600 miles range.

But when it take ages to charge up a battery that big, gonna charge it for like four days straight. <laugh> If the battery's five times bigger, wouldn't it take five times longer to charge? It's funny how whenever you mention a Tesla, people tend to start talking about Elon Musk. As if people buy Teslas because they support Elon Musk instead of just actually liking the car. Who's the CEO of Samsung then? Maybe he's a raging sexual predator. No one could even name who your Samsung CEO is, Kim something. But that's how you do it, isn't it? You don't want a famous CEO. It's gonna affect sales.

10% off your next purchase. DIY Doctor 10. Used my promotion code. Might have pineapple. It's been sitting there for a while now. Did she reply? She replied. Um, maybe I won't tell her I'm really into EDM. She might think that's lame. I'll say, "Oh, I don't know. I just put on the radio." Bit of a boring question, wasn't it? Oh, what kind of music do you like? Pineapple is such a weird looking thing, isn't it? Skin is so weird. It almost feels like chopping wood. Unlike Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg when I'm stoned. Oh yeah, I get stoned all the time. I'm stoned now.

It's such a weird looking thing, wasn't it? What is this? Why does it have hexagon kind of segments? One time I ate a whole pineapple, made my tongue feel fuzzy. The enzymes in it can digest meat. People marinade steaks in pineapple juice, don't they? So he's got those enzymes. Um, what about these brown bits? Do I cut those out? I've never actually cut up a pineapple before. What happened to Richard Branson? How was he silenced? Didn't that virgin galactic thing go bust? The stock got delisted. It kind of smells like alcohol, like I'm making an alcoholic beverage or a smoothie. Pineapple invokes so many memories of cocktails and smoothies.

I don't think I'd even want to go into space even if I was ultra rich. I don't know why they're so obsessed with it. It's just boring. But I guess once you've done everything else in life, what else are you gonna do? Sex in space. Has it been done before? But that's Elon Musk's dream, sex in space. No one can hear your orgasm. Pineapple. I wonder how much money I've saved from not buying petrol. I've done 14. I think I've done 25,000 miles since I bought the car. What would that be in petrol? No, it started at 18,000 miles. Now it's at about 35,000. I can't do the maths. 15,000? No.

17,000. Yeah, I've done about 17,000 miles, I think. 'Cause if you take into consideration how much I would've spent on petrol, then it makes the expensive car kind of worth it. Too much pineapple. I full shit. It's boring now. I'm not gay, actually. Oh God, for what? I don't know if you're supposed to eat a whole pineapple once. Oh. I feel like my tongue's burning. Hm. I can't pay my mom. I'm reinvesting my money into the stock market. I have a two-year plan. If I pay the money now, I will have, my plan will be slower because I won't have the gains.

I invest the money and that would speed up my accumulation of the money. Over the next year, I will slowly drip my money into Vuage, S&P 500, V-U-A-G, Vanguard ETF. With the power of compounding over the year, I have more money than I would've had if I just gave my mom the money every month. And then once I have 20K, then I'll start paying her 500 a month. That's my investment strategy. Why are the relatives always American? Yeah, I don't know. I think America just has the highest number of mentally ill people because there's so many of them.

Uh, answer the question to my question. Conversation's kind of dying. It always starts off good and then it starts fizzling out. I hope she doesn't start feeling like, "Oh, we don't really, we don't really click before we even meet." 'Cause if all we're ever gonna do is texting until we meet, which is a month away, obviously we're gonna run out of things to talk about, aren't we? Can't just keep saying, "How was your day? Oh, work was busy. Oh, I'm making curry. Oh, I'm doing this." Eventually I won't have any, like, probing questions to ask because I'll know everything.

I don't know why. Of all the gardens here, only mine is the one full of gravel. Why can't I have a lawn as well? What if I just turn it into a lawn? I just think they'll mind. Everyone else got a lawn. Okay, ban this guy. Stir it to sexual. Yeah, I did that last time. Started talking about touching each other's hair. Well, I don't wanna make it, like, really pervy, like, I wanna rub your pussy. This starts getting kinda weird. Well, there's only 12 days left in August, and then until mid-September, it's like 15 days.

So it's more like three weeks, if you wanna think of it like that. Maybe she just wants a lot of time to get to know each other, to, like, build up to the moment, so it's special. Oh, my stomach's bursting. Yeah, I know why girls, like, make me wait. Girl Miguel made me wait nearly two weeks. Spanish girl made me wait t- two weeks until she came back from Spain. Now I've gotta wait another week for her to not be busy, and then I gotta wait a month for weed girl. So I don't really, um, feel like it's suspicious they make me wait, because they all do. They all got plans already booked, pre-booked, so I have to wait.

Gripped Q5. And she seemed so sad when I ditched her for moon. She was like, "But Daniel though we had something special." And then she gone. Yeah, no. If the girl really wants to meet, she'll put in the effort to make time, and I understand why work can't be that busy. Well, what can I do? I can't keep whining about it, can I? Law of attraction. I think it's like a shit test to make sure I'm not, like, uh, just trying to pump and dump her. Do you think cats understand what a car is? That it's manmade and it can move and people get inside of it. I always wondered what they think it is.

All weird looking boxes on wheels that people get into. Knock out a toy is rage inducing. <laugh> Yeah. Especially when someone saves a lightning thing for right at the end, and then you get overtaken by 20 people. Who's messaging me? It can't be weed go again. She already messaged me. No. What was that sound then? What was that sound? Oh. Hm, I've made her wait 40 minutes. Should I reply? I don't know. The conversation's kind of boring. Talk about music now. I don't need to know what music she likes. I was just trying to end this stupid Trump conversation.

That was just my motion detection cam. Maybe I can get her to send a voice message. But I don't want to do a phone call. Mm-hmm. All time's at 8:40, one hour and a half to go. Another day of hard work. Don't know if I wanna go out anywhere. Depends on the weather. It says Tuesday raining. Great. Well, they're saying that iPhone 17 is not gonna have a USB-C port. What? Eliminating traditional ports in favor of fully wireless. Hmm. Okay. Interesting. Well, how are you gonna plug in stuff like a microphone or... I don't know.

I kinda wanna get one. I guess it would be kind of cool. I saw this clip of an Asian, it was like a dating video where strangers stand in front of each other and say if they wanna date each other or not. And then there was this Asian woman and a white guy, and the white guy was quite good looking, muscular and stuff. But she says he's not her type because his face is too small. And then all the comments are saying, "She's just saying he's not her type because his smaller face would make her moon face look massive when they're next to each other." And I though, "Yeah, kind of." I had a Japanese girlfriend where her face was massive. She always looked really embarrassed to take photos with me, because my smaller face would make her bigger face look huge. She would have to stand behind me and have to, like, do the camera angles to make our faces look the same size.

Her face was massive.

The comments were saying, "She only doesn't like him because his smaller face triggers her insecurities of her big face." She says she prefers a man with a bigger face. Yeah, because the guy with a bigger face is gonna make her big face look normal. Her face looks weird, like big round moon, moon face. I never even knew that was a problem until I went to Japan and had a Japanese girlfriend. Shahiro was good because she didn't have a huge face. So only a certain type of Asians who got that big face. Not all of them have it. I think it's like a Mongolian trait.

Koreans have it more. I'd say Asian girls made better girlfriends, but white girls made better sex. Western girls. I always had way better sex with Westerners. But then I had better girlfriend experience with Asian women who were older than me. I never had an Asian girlfriend who was younger than me, apart from that one first Japanese girlfriend that lasted for two weeks, so it doesn't really count. So I don't even know what it's like to have a, an Asian girlfriend who's younger than me. I always had ones who are like eight years older than me. Chlamydia girlfriend, single mother, two hero, faster, eight years older, six years, and then two years older.

But then I've never had a Western girlfriend who's older than me. They've always been like five to 10 years younger. Weird, isn't it? The girls I got from the channel were always in their 20... I never got a girl from a channel who was older than me or in their 30s. It's weird. Do I not have any girl viewers who are in their 30s? I mean, Moon was in her 30s and she wants to be my girlfriend, but I kind of torpedoed it in favor of Crypt. I wouldn't really want to date Moon anyway. I'd rather try my luck on dating apps.

Russian girlfriend would sound pretty cool though. I don't think I really want everyone saying, "Well, Daniel's girlfriend just looks like him in drag." That would be a bit embarrassing. Although it'd be kind of hot to fuck someone who looks like you, but a woman. Like a female version of you would be kind of wild. Oh, maybe if I dress her up in my clothing. Well, Blood Bucket wasn't a girlfriend. No, I wouldn't marry Blood Bucket, unless it was like a situationship where I get to live at a house for free and have sex whilst also going out for dates.

But no, she's completely shaved her head now. It looks weird. Have you seen that picture now? She's shaved her entire head, not even a buzz cut, but she's actually like shaved with, with a razor. Like completely shaved it all off. Like not a good look for me. If she had full head of hair and it was long, then maybe. <laugh> Sometimes I wonder what I'd look like without any hair, but I think I look really bad. My hair is part of why, what makes me look nice. It's like my strongest trait is my hair. Why would I shave it all off? So many men would be dying to have hair like me, especially if they're balding.

I bet Connor wishes he had my hair. Hey, maybe I'll start thinking about replying to a weed girl. I just don't know where to take the conversation now. The music thing is a really stupid combo. Asking what books they're watching, what shows they're watching and what music they like is like the most boring question ever. People very rarely ever like the same stuff you like or watch or listen to the same stuff you watch or listen to. What happened to the ultra wide? It broke. Now I got a little 24 inch, 80 pound curve display. It's actually not bad. Does what you need it to do.

80 pound monitor, just as useful as a thousand pound monitor. Although the ultra wide was pretty nice for watching movies and stuff on it. If weed girl comes over, all I've got is this to watch stuff on. Well, if things go well, I'd probably think about getting a TV. I'm not gonna buy a TV though until I feel confident that she's gonna come over more than once. And just go make sure there's nothing on my computer. I mean, another reason I want a TV is because I don't really want her on my computer. I gotta make sure everything's wiped clean.

I feel very nervous having my phone or computer out in front of a girl. Imagine like you got Instagram on your homepage and then she goes, "Oh, you got Instagram? Can I add you?" And then what am I gonna say? Uh, uh, uh, I don't use it. I just have the app downloaded. So if I get a TV, um, it would have the, the apps on the TV, wouldn't it? Like Netflix and whatever. I feel very nervous. I hate getting my phone out in front of girls. What is that Fire Stick thing? I had the Fire Stick in Japan, didn't I? Or was it? Yeah, a Fire Stick.

It just turns your dumb TV into a smart TV, but most modern TVs now have all the apps on it, like Netflix and Skype. And then you just log into your account, don't you? I do not wanna connect my laptop to the TV. Can I lie long-term about being delivery driver? I don't see why not. Yeah, I hated the TV in Thailand. It was so slow. The keyboard was really laggy. Well, I don't need to worry about it now. It's still a long time until September. Anything could happen. Don't know what to do if I, I get through Spanish girl and weed gone. I don't like both of them. Then what?

Thailand. The worst thing is when you're typing in the search box and it brings up all your history, all you would do is press O in the search box and then only fans would pop up. I don't know. I guess I go Thailand and... I just kinda wanna have sex again before next year. That's like a little goal. She randomly finds Turkey Tom video. Well, I don't think I really look like the guy in the thumbnail, do I? I really don't look like the picture in the thumbnail. That picture in the thumbnail was taken probably seven years ago now.

Do I still look like that? People said I look like Amos Yi, that weirdo guy who kept going on about being a pedo. Yeah, maybe in that picture I did because the hairstyle was long, like he had. My hair... If I cut my hair shorter... Maybe I reply turn out, it's been an hour. I'll just say, "Hm, I don't listen to anything really. I'll just put on the radio." What does polyjamus mean? I really just... I usually just put on the radio unless I want to feel epic, then I put some night wish on. See if she knows what night wish is.

Night wish is very feminine, isn't it? Feminist. Female singer. And she probably thinks lame if I say, "Oh, Metallica. Oh, Limp Bizkit. I'm feminist now, guys. Anti-Trump, Anti-Elon. And fuck Nigel. My new girl demands it. I'm very flexible with my political leanings. I'll lean wherever the puse sways me to. Other, what's it called? Iguana. I change my colors, depending on the environment. Was it a chameleon? Iguana or comedian, what's the difference? What's an iguana? I'm very flexible. I can change my political leaning on whim, on a whim. Also, I've got LGBT rainbow doormat, and she probably like that. <laugh> I'm LGBT pro supporter.

<laugh> Today's been so exciting. Mark, I didn't do anything. Maybe I'll tell her about my gay experience. Sucked off in a park. Mosquito sucks me off too. Buttocks were covered in mosquito bites afterwards. Everyone had a taste of Daniel that night. I wonder why she moved in with her parents recently. I wonder if it's the same because they've been... I wonder if it's the same as recent as Indian girl had. What other reason would you have to move back in with your parents? Either you lost your job and you're broke now, so you couldn't afford rent, or you got kicked out for doing weed. I don't know.

Probably broke up with boyfriend. I wonder how recent it was. It's kind of, uh, weird being on a dating app so soon after a breakup. I'm either rebound guy... I don't mind, I guess. Rebound off my dick. I'll take whatever I can get. I don't think I could even imagine kissing Indian girl or gamer girl. No, I'm not seeing them again. Very quite obvious. I wasn't interested during the date. 'Cause I didn't try and extend the date. I could've said, "Oh, do you wanna go for dinner?" "No, I'm good. I'll go home. I'd rather play six hours straight America and watch CWA than go on a date.

"That's kinda sad, isn't it? I'd rather, I'd rather like hang out parasocially with some guy that doesn't even remember that I sniped him. Indian girl didn't block me, Myanmar Girl did. I don't even know if Indian girl blocks me because I'm not on What - I don't have a WhatsApp. We just texted with phone numbers and then I deleted the whole message, so. How would you even tell if someone blocked you if you weren't talking on one of these apps? And we're both banned on Bumble now. Yeah, her Bumble account's gone, but that was before we met.

I said to Myanmar girl, there's a... She said, "What's there to do in Taunton?" I sai, "There's a Tesco." She said, "Are you kidding? Why do I go to Tesco? We've got Tesco here." "Yeah, but you don't have a Daniel there, do you? The reason to come is to meet me, not go Tesco. "Do these girls even know what the point of the date is. It's not to do the thing on the date, it's to meet me and see if we like each other. Miaomo girl wasn't even attractive anyway. She looked kind of fat and old, 36.

Yeah, what does polyjamus mean? Never heard that. It's not a real word. Did she mean polygamorous? She put polyjamus. No, she put... No, I'm asking her about music and I, and she said she's polyjamus with a J, not a G. There's polyjamorus, loves multiple songs equally. I think she spelled it wrong. I've never heard of polyjamorus either. Polyjamus. <laugh> Never heard of Night Wish. I do not know Night Wish. I guess it is kind of niche. Night Wish is like opera singing. <laugh> But with m- metal, but with symphonic metal, it's kind of niche. Symphonic opera metal, my favorite. There's loads of copycat bands of night wish where, where they sound kind of the same, but just don't... I mean, this, it sounds good, but the songs are not good.

Songs are boring. There's so many bands that have got, like, pirate theme, Viking theme, renaissance era theme, where it's like princesses and nights. But the only good ones, Night Wish and Pow Wolf. There's Saboton, they're quite popular. I'm not really into their songs though. They sound like they're singing a Wikipedia page of some famous battle that happened. So they just go a Wikipedia page of a battle and turned it into a song. I quite like the Bismarck song. That's quite cool. It's like 10,000 tons of steel. <laugh> This is describing the Bismarck. It's quite funny.

I can't believe you guys think my music taste is really generic when I like stuff like Night Wish and Pow Wolf. That's as weird and niche as you can get. Oh, gosh, she's asking what song I'd recommend from Night Wish. I wish there was EDM remix of Night Wish songs. That'd be cool. Hmm. Which one should I recommend? What does Geth the Sermaine mean? I quite like that song. I like the intro bit. She's gonna think it's weird. I don't like the new singers. Only Taja was good. The one after Taja just sound like Britney Spears.

Taja does her own music now, but it's not, not very good. What about walking in the air? <laugh> This bit sounded really cool. I might add this to my playlist. <laugh> Uh, which one should I recommend? Oh, what's that other one I like? Now I gotta pick carefully, otherwise she's gonna think it's name. When I started warping buses, I knew I'd be his fancy name for the face. No, maybe. Dead boy poem's too long. Dead boy poem's good, but they ruined the intro, that stupid one minute long poem. Oh, this one was quite good. The intros are too long.

Oh, this one's just going, oh. I don't think she'd ask. Maybe I'll just stick with that one. What song of this would you recommend? I like wa - nose walking in the air from the cartoon. And what does gethsa main even mean? I only like the original singer. They changed the singer a few times since, uh... Yeah, they're pretty live. I've never been to a live music thing, because there's too many people. I don't want to get squashed in the crowd. Some people are very surprised when I say I've never been to a live music. Sure.

Date the girls you like. Who says I like Holly? Yeah, she looks nice, I guess, but don't really think we'd get on. Incel versus feminist. <foreign>. <foreign>. Deep historical and spiritual significance in Christianity. Comes from Hebrew, means oil press. I though it was German. Why are they using a Hebrew word? Oh, Gethserman is a garden at the foot of the Mount of Olives in Jerusalem. Kerry didn't know that. Why does Night Wish... Why they have song called... Oh, God. She's not gonna make it political, is she? I can't type with one hand. Why does Night Wish have a song called it?

The band's lyricist, Tomas, wrote it for a specific woman and that she knows it. Spiritual layman and a love letter cloaked in metaphor. It sounds like he's gonna get a restraining order. A garden becomes symbol, not just biblical suffering, but of personal heartbreak and poetic death. A metaphor for the emotional crucible we all face when torn between desire and destiny. I don't get it. The lyrics echo Jesus' play in death's domain, but apply it to a broader human experience of emotional torment and surrender. Actually, don't even know what the lyrics are because I can't understand what she's saying when she sings. <laugh> I don't even know what the song's supposed to be about.

She don't, don't really know what the lyrics are even though I've heard the song so many times. I can't understand what she's saying. <laugh> It just sounds like... I don't know what she's saying. How's my singing? What is it about her voice that you like? Mm. Mm. I like it when she goes... <laugh> How do I describe that? I like it when she does the ooh bit. Hmm. Hmm. Good question though. What do I like about it? Um, I like how powerful, but also kind of sad it sounds like melancholic. It's got a mel- melancholic sound to it.

But then the guitars... I don't know what the new singer sounds like. It doesn't sound the same. Boring. Boring. Uh, the new stuff's boring. I hate it when they change... I hate it when they change the singer. I can't listen to the new Lincoln Park stuff either. What would you say Lord of the Rings is? Fantasy. Kind of fits that fantasy theme. Would you say it's dark fant - would you say Lord of the Rings is dark fantasy? I don't know. Lord of Rings is not that dark, is it? It's kind of... I don't know. I mean, it's supposed to be, isn't it? But they dumbed it down for kids.

Is Lord of the Rings dark fantasy? High fantasy or epic fantasy? I just put fantasy. Nymph Girl would have liked this if he fucking replied to me. Barely got to talk to her much. Yeah, I might have had stuff in common from Nymphill. She gave me a chance. I like stuff like that too, you know? She definitely probably read that book, The Samarion. I forgot what it's called. I bought that book when I was in Japan. It was boring. I read five pages and I gave up. It was like the lawn history of all the races in Middle Earth. The Samellion, I forgot What's that book called?

Smelionian. Yeah, I got that book when I was with a French girlfriend. I couldn't read it. It was so boring. The I can't even pronounce... What the fuck does that even mean? Simerillion. I forgot. I don't know that some God thing came to Middle Earth and then there were lower god things that it split into. And then there were lower, lower god things and then like Gandalf and Sauron and Galadriel like demigod things and then out of them came men and elves. And there's like music and they like dance around the fire playing magic songs. I forgot.

And then Sauron becomes evil. Sauron, Sauron. I don't really care that much. 'Cause you start thinking, oh, where did the men come from? Where did the elves come from? Where did the dwarves come from? And then they're all like offspring of the demigods. The children of the gods. And then Gandalf and the gladial like gods, but they take on different forms. Like Gandalf likes the form of the old man. Why doesn't Gandalf ever use his magic to just, I don't know, nuke all the orks? He uses magic like once with the bright light shining at the dragon thing.

Why isn't he just summon a massive fireball and wipe them all out or something, aren't they? What even is Gandalf's power anyway? He can do like a force pushback thing when he fought Saraman and then he can summon a very powerful beam of light. What else can you do? Have you seen the '70s cartoon movie of it? That was so funny. Not Bilbo. <laugh> It's so funny. Where's that scene? Yeah, this one. No, but, but why ruin it? Because it is all together - Look at his face. Evil. It will corrupt and destroy anyone who wears it until he passes into the world of shadows under the power of Soran, the dark Lord of Mordon. The Dark Lord. Not Bilbo.

You are the one who has the ring now. Not Belbo. <laugh> That movie's so funny. Oh, she likes Lord of the Rings. Most girls seem to find it boring. My sister fell asleep in the cinema. <laugh> My sister went to see the hobbit in the cinema. She says she fell asleep. She says she fell asleep for half of it. It's funny. <laugh> I mean, it was pretty long, I guess. My favorite character are no. Gollum. No. I liked... I don't know. I though Legolus was cool, but then so does every 10-year-old boy. And then later I though, uh, Gandal's pretty cool.

I like Soron. I wanna watch the world. Um... Who's your fave? Gandal. I don't know. I don't really have a favorite character, to be honest. I hated Sam. Sam Wise was really annoying. Golum is really annoying. Legalas is boring. Every 15-year-old kid says all liberals, he can kill lots of enemies. Aragon's boring. Is she gonna say, "What did you like about Gandalf?" I asked if she's seen the 1970s movie. Not Balbo. Have you seen Aragon in the movie? <laugh> Stupid ads. Look. Look, you don't have to watch ads if you watch the preview. Louis, why has he got s - a skirt on?

<laugh> He looks so fruity. The animation looks weird. They use rotoscoping. <laugh> His face. It's played its part. We follow the ox. Why does Aragon look like that? Like a native American? <laugh> His legs. The animation looks so weird. It just looks too realistic. I warn you. <laugh> It's like Monty Python bit. <laugh> You cannot pass. <laugh> It looks so stupid. I though the barrel could fly. How did it fall down a hole? Why didn't it just fly back out? I don't know. I though Hobbit was a bit boring, actually, too. I didn't really like Martin Freeman, and then all the dwarf actors were boring. There are too many of them.

On what Ian McKevin's up to these days. It's not my motion detector, so what's that? My weed girl. I might go to bed soon so I can focus on my weed girl. Gandalf is so suss. Why is he suss? Let go of it soon. 10 o'clock. Another grueling day of back breaking labor. Managed to achieve nothing. Lost 50 pounds on the market. So that's good, isn't it? Absolutely amazing. Tomorrow, weeding in the garden with my new gloves. How much kick money am I trying to make daily now? Uh, I'm quite happy making 150 a day. I guess no more 250 a day days anymore. No more 150 viewers. No more 15 hour streams.

Doing like 11 or 12 hours nowadays. 150 is still good. No more 6K in a month. It was a good first month, I guess. And down to 150 a day. I really should have closed all my shorts out when it tanked a week ago and never learned. When it starts tanking, I get all excited and I'm like, "Yes, it's tanking." And then I start imagining if the market tanks even more and I start like calculating the hundreds I'm gonna make, and then it never keeps tanking, does it? It just rips endlessly. And then my green numbers turn into red numbers.

So annoying. All of she gets offended if I describe women as girls. Some people are like that, aren't they? They're not girls, Daniel. They're women. They're grown women. Calm down. This one person on my YouTube comments always got mad whenever I s - I called women girls. What an idiot. Yeah, well, why'd you call it a girlfriend then and not a woman friend? Exactly. My woman friend. She's my woman friend. <laugh> Maybe because you're only supposed to have girlfriends and boyfriends when you're young, and then by the time you're an adult, you're supposed to have a wife or a husband. Otherwise, what are you doing?

Should I just ask her before we meet, do you wanna be my girlfriend? <laugh> Will you be my girlfriend? Orlando Bloom. No, I don't want Tylee Visa anymore. Maybe I'll put a deposit down on the house. Then I can't get kicked out, can I? Promise if I buy a house and then I meet a girl who lives very far away, it's not like I can say, "Oh, I'll sell my house. I'm coming." <laugh> That would be the lame. 'Cause then you're kinda stuck where the house is, aren't you? Unless she comes and moves into my house with me. But I'd probably end up living somewhere in the middle of nowhere.

And that's the problem with buying a house. Then you really are stuck there. Can't just move because you met a new girl. You could rent it out, I guess. You could move out and then rent it out. Then you get rental income. Imagine you got a tenant like me though. Yeah, at least I pay the rent on time every day, every month. Could be worse. Some landlords, I don't know, they got tenants that just stop working and they don't pay rent for months and they all show up and like change the locks, get them kicked out and stuff. I think I'm a pretty good tenant, actually. I pay the rent as soon as it's rent day.

Half price rent if it's a hot girl who lets me sneak in at night. <laugh> For free rent if you let me live with you. So that's basically just living with me for free. House full rent, free rent if you're hot and I get to live with you and we sleep naked. <laugh> No, what I'm doing with my money is I am going to slowly accumulate Vanguard Vuage, V-U-A-G. I wanna deploy 200 pounds a month into the Vuage income distributed, reinvested into it, so no dividends. I've got a VUAG and I've got SGLN iShares physical gold ETF. Fifty fifty split. Although I want 70 / 30 split of the Vuage and gold. I don't know what else to get really. I guess that's good enough, isn't it? Could get a semiconductor ETF, rare earth minerals ETF.

I want gold to be my hedge. So, I mean, they're both kind of ripping to all time highs. Okay, all world ETF. Yeah, maybe. Can't go wrong with investing in the world. If the world goes tits up, then you got more bigger problems to worry about. Then your stupid stocks. Nuclear ETFs are doing really well. I wanted silver, but it's already gone up so much. Silver's just like gold really, but more volatile. Gold, SP 500, what else? I don't want too many things. Don't want to be too diluted. I think just get three things. And then if there's like a juicy dip on, I don't know, Microsoft or something like that, buy that. Hmm. But I'm gonna slowly deploy about 200 a month. And then if there's like a crash or anything, I'd deploy more. I'll just do what I was doing before. I spent, I spent two years building my barrack gold position and that's ripping without me.

Not fair, is it? Well, I might go to bed and doom scrolled a bit. Until tomorrow, big news and exciting big day. See ya.