Staying at my viewers house [QA8bpJbBEKA]

Now.

Okay, do I get a notification?

See.

Yes, live. Yes, live. Now let's just wait for everyone to come back.

Where are you?

I can't find you.

Oh, there we go. Found it. Come back, everybody. First Auburn Nation. Blockfield, yay! Izzy Hines, yay! Yo Yogi. How many pairs of Doc Martens? Um, that pun was disgusting. Doc Martens, I used to have like 10 pairs. Now I only have 2.

The cats really want to get into that room.

Yeah, they do, they do. I mean, they can if they want to, but they might pee on stuff, so I don't want them to. Aren't you sleepy yet? No, it's one o'clock, but it depends if Daniel wants to go to sleep. We can go to sleep.

Can do a bit longer.

Yeah, you okay?

Yeah, I can't end it now.

It's just shortest stream ever. Best stream ever. Five minutes.

Do like an hour.

Okay. I'm not sleepy yet, Jan. How long does it take to clean the dust of the house? Okay, um, about 30 minutes in the morning I could do some cleaning. Um, Metro Strider, yeah, Tokyo is fun. It depends on where you go because there's just so much stuff going on there. So there's something for everyone, I think. Sunny, oh,久しぶり! Mike Hunt wants to see a ghost.

I'll set up the sleep stream later.

Yeah, you might find my mommy and daddy looking into his face. Boondog, my favorite band. There's so many bands that I love; it's so hard to answer your question. Mira-san, message読んでくれて嬉しい。来てくれて嬉しい。 Um, MZEX, um, will you marry a 23-year-old Australian guy? I'm not into marriage, I'm sorry. Why don't you like Tokyo, Daniel?

I don't know, it's kind of boring.

Well, it depends on where you go. There's millions of places to go, and I think there's something for everyone there. You just have to know where it is.

I always feel drawn to Osaka.

Duck, Duck says that Sunny is not attracted to me. Oh, bummer. Oh, Sunny is being optimistic. Listen to this.

What'd she say?

Says, um, I think we can all live together as a happy family. Me, BB, Fast, and Daniel. There's the answer. We have a happy family.

The streamer house.

Yeah, right.

YouTube streamer house.

Yeah, streamer house. Yo Yogi, do I have two tattoos on my legs? Yes, I do, but not too cool. They're kind of like rakugaki. Rakugaki tattoo. Leila, tell us about your exes. What exes? Which exes? There are many, many. If you live this long, you get many, many relationships.

How many exes?

How many exes? Oh, that's a hard question to answer. I've never counted. I mean, do you, do you count relationships like one-night stand kind of things or what?

No.

We're not talking body count?

No. No, relationships, um, would be a few months at least.

Months at least. Okay, so we're talking—

I'd say 10.

Yeah, about 10, approximately. My accent, bald lesbian. My accent is is very North American. Yeah, I used to live in Chicago, Illinois. Popcorn Girl, I have— how many cats do you have? I have, um, right now I have 6 cats. I used to have 13, but now I have 6. Professor Polaroid, who are you? I am Daniel's mother.

People will be so confused if they click on this. Where's Daniel?

Daniel, Daniel's not here right now. He's right across the table.

I need to go to the toilet again.

Okay, okay everybody, it's secret hush-hush time. ASMR. You have to take your phone with you.

Well, in the toilet.

Yeah, everybody loves the ASMR. Hi, Patty D. Hi, I 'm I 'm not Daniel 's big sister. I 'm Daniel 's mother, J ada. You want to hear me say something in Japanese? 日本 語 喋 れる よ ちゃん と 大丈夫 です よ 日本 人 です から 大丈夫 です。 Do you like Trump? Um, I think he's a funny person. He has tiny hands and he's orange. Um, let's see. Is Daniel being a good boy? Ben H says. Um, yes, he's being very gentlemanly. He's being a very good boy. Let's hope he washes his hands when he comes back. Who will win the election? Oh my gosh, that's a hard one. I mean, they're two grandpas. I don't know who's gonna win. Let's see, uh, where did you get the name Blood Bucket? Destructive says that, um, I got it from the movie Carrie when she goes to the prom and they drop a bucket of pig's blood on her. That's where I got it from. Um, Rumble Teaser, do you also like the lot a lot of complaining when he's streaming? Well. It comes with the show, doesn't it? Um, please, Nook BB's thoughts on Shinzo Abe's assassination. Well, it gave— well, it gave an awareness to the weird religion, so, um, I think, um, it was destined to happen. Yeah, destined to happen because, um, the Moonies were Are terrible. I don't like the movies. Do I use Twitter? Yes, I do. Sometimes. Does Daniel need to be more alpha instead of being mainly beta? Well, alpha is kind of intimidating, don't you think? Have you and Daniel made cereal yet? It is out of the question. No. Um, have you seen any of Yakshakoji's films? Yes, I think I have. Um, NH, what do you like about Daniel's show? I think, uh, it's interesting because he's honest and I can have him going on in the background. What do I do all day? I care for the cats 24/7. Um, Poondog, yes, I have read Pet Sematary, and I've also seen the movie. And he's back.

The toilet seat's cold.

It is?

It doesn't get hot.

It does, it does, it does if you sit there long enough.

Oh.

You have to wait until it heats up. When you sit on it, then it starts to heat up.

Oh.

You gotta sit on it for about 5, 5 or 6 or 7 seconds and then it starts to heat up. I think they want you on camera.

Really?

Yeah, I think they're bored of watching me. I would, I would be bored of me.

If we're both on camera. Okay, now the cat's on camera.

The cat's on camera. That's so funny. There's a little lag here. He's all over the place.

Looks like Daniel is sniffing his ass.

Were you?

Were you?

How dare you! You have to ask first, politely. May I smell your ass?

Hey, Tiger.

Tiger likes to be on camera.

Mm-hmm.

I think he's gonna sit here. Is girlfriend okay? Is she texting you? Um, you gotta check up on her.

I'm not sure.

I wonder if she's here in the chat.

Maybe. Maybe she left me on read.

What's that mean?

Read.

She just read it. Yeah. Okay. Maybe she's busy. Esther, where are you? Where's where's where's the? I like the pot noodle, by the way. It was delicious. I like British food, actually, to be honest.

I really do.

Yeah, it's nice.

Yeah, I love— I mean, I like going out to eat in England. It was fun and delicious. I like the English breakfast. And I love afternoon tea with the little cucumber sandwiches. So delicious. And the scones.

Fish and chips?

Fish and chips I love, but it kind of gets my, my acid reflux to go crazy. Too much oil.

Yeah.

But they taste good. It's hard— do they sell the same fish?

It's cod.

Cod? Do they have cod here?

I think I've seen it. Is it tara?

Oh, tara. Yeah, they have tara. It's shiro misakana.

Yeah.

Tiger, if you sit here, I can't see the chat. I love watching the chat.

He's trying to stop you from looking at it.

He's like, don't look at it. It's toxic. Don't look at it. It's not toxic. They're lovely people here. What's a savaloy?

Oh, it's the big red sausage. Savaloy sausage.

Oh no, I haven't had that.

No, that's my favorite.

I've seen people eating it though.

It's like a frankfurter.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

But meatier.

I know what you mean.

They're pretty good.

I'll try it next time I go to England, if ever.

We had blood pudding yesterday, didn't we? Blood sausage.

Yeah, we had blood sausage. What is it called again?

Blood pudding.

Blood pudding. Oh yeah, we had blood pudding. Everybody know what that is?

It was okay. I didn't hate it.

Me neither. I wish I had— they had crackers with it. That would have been nice. I kind of liked it, actually, to be honest. It's nice and savory. Sunny loves it. What's battered sausage?

It's like fish and chips fish, but a sausage instead of a fish.

Sounds delish, delish, delish, delish. Now we're talking about food again. Getting hungry. Yeah, cat wants the warmth of the table.

Yeah.

I can't read the chat, baby. Fish sticks are good. Yeah, yeah, I know you already had your McDonald's dosage tonight, right?

Yeah.

Why you don't have dogs? Well, Popcorn Girl, I—it's not that I don't like dogs; it's just I just happen to have lots of cats.

This person says he opens stream, sees lady sniffing cat. Yeah. What has happened to Daniel's channel? Yeah, what has happened?

There's just an old lady sniffing a cat.

Imagine getting McDonald's in Japan. I have had a lot of McDonald's. I had it 2 days ago as well.

You have it every day.

Because I feel comfortable in, in there and ordering there.

It's your safe—

Yeah, safe, safe place. Yeah, especially if they have the touchscreen ordering thing, then I have to get it. Yeah, because I don't have to talk to anyone.

Don't you love COVID in that perspective? Everything's just screaming and everything.

That's why I like Sushi Row as well. Didn't have to say anything. You press the thing, print a ticket, go to your table, start ordering.

Yeah, and then you can pay by the machine thing.

The royal host was a bit annoying because he had to choose so many things like the sauce and the toughness. No, it's for picky people.

Yeah, it's for picky people who want to choose everything. Like, you have to choose the sauce and you have to choose the side.

Or I said, is it free? Yeah, I asked it again.

You did?

I don't know why I keep saying that. You want to make sure. Because it's like, do you want a side dish? And I'm like, is it free?

You have to make sure.

If not, then no.

They usually don't offer things if it's not free. And if it's, if it's not free, they would say 何々円でこれ追加できますよ and stuff like that. Usually they only say, no, don't eat my biscuits.

No, no. What do you want to drink? Yes. Have you heard that story? What? When I was a teenager, yeah, I ordered my first McDonald's by myself. Good for you. And then he kept saying, what Would you like? No, he said, "What drink would you like?" And I kept saying, "Yes, please." And he said, "No, what drink would you like?" I must have seemed like a foreigner. This was in England. Yeah. I always got my friends to buy it for me, but then they said, "You should get it yourself." Oh, and then you tried it.

Yeah. You're like, "Yes, please. Yes, please." Did they say, what bloody order? I don't understand. I'm asking you what kind of drink you want, you bloody fuck.

No, the sales guy looked like a young guy, so he looked kind of nervous, like he didn't know what to do.

So they were both— you're both confused.

Yeah. And then my friend stepped in. Yeah, he was like, no, what drink would you like? I was shocked because we queued up together and I thought they were gonna do it, and then they just suddenly turned around and said Than you order it.

Well, you have to try, you know, you have to try everything once, don't you?

Yeah, my mum always used to get it for me, so I didn't have to ever order it myself.

Yeah, well, now you can order it yourself because of that experience.

Yeah.

Good for you.

Because like my mum, she couldn't buy her own, um, train ticket until she was like 20. 23 or 24, because everybody would do it for her. She didn't know where to put the money in and stuff. I need to put my iPad on top of the cat.

Can you go to a goth Lolita cafe with Blood Bucket? We went to a vampire bar yesterday. We did. I don't think they would let us film it though.

Well, they take pictures.

Yeah, but you have to pay like ¥1,000 just for a picture, so a video would be—

Video, but, um, maybe they'd like it for promotion.

I'm not famous enough. You don't have to say that.

Say you're a famous YouTuber. I need 10,000 viewers.

Yeah, just say you have like a million thousand viewers.

It would be promotion because they were saying that lots of foreigners come there too.

Mm-hmm. So it'll be promotion.

Maybe somebody streamed there already. I wonder if there's a Gothic Lolita cafe somewhere else. I wouldn't want to go to the same place again. I've got cat hairs all over my face.

Just say you got 100K subs.

Yeah.

Yeah, people are impressed with the sub count, but they don't check the view count.

They don't know the system.

Yeah, they think, wow, 100K subs, he's famous.

Yes, 100K subs is way more than—

I've seen people with 2K subs get more views than me, get like 10K views.

Isn't it like, um, because they're like newbies and stuff?

Yeah, YouTube likes new channels. When my channel was new, every video was getting loads of views.

I think that's what it is, view count.

Because you're like a fresh face. No one, no one's like, oh, this guy, click off. When that happens, then you get screwed by the algorithm.

We're losing viewers, Daniel.

It's going up slowly.

Is it? Where is everyone?

They didn't click on the new stream. Maybe they're still watching the old stream.

Yeah, maybe. Let's see. Confused Octopus, which cat is your favorite? They're all my favorite. I don't have a favorite. I love them all the same equally. Pep Guard, what do you think of Danny's cereal addiction? I think he should get professional help.

What?

What? What?

It's healthy male activity.

No, it's not. Not the, the way that you get so obsessed with it.

What? I didn't do it for weeks.

Yeah, no, that you're You're your loyal boyfriend. Um, your loyal boyfriend and you're going cold turkey. Yeah.

So I'm banned on all the apps and I'm broke. Yeah.

We have to get you. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.

Don't get me.

No, no, no, no. Gotta make sure who's watching.

I have to get my girlfriend an amazing gift. Yes. Is what you were gonna say? Yes, exactly.

Yeah. What are you gonna get? Ask her for a present from Japan, a souvenir from Japan. What would it be? What would be the best thing? Does she like sweets?

Um, I don't know.

Something Japanese, like, not like a thing, but something to eat, because usually people like to have something that's—

Kobe beef.

Yeah, Kobe beef. Yeah. He's playing with the biscuits.

Oh wow, like Stranger Clegane. Sad Osaka housewife here. Blood Bucket, help get me out of the house, you gorgeous thing.

Come here, come, come, come.

Wow, I haven't seen Stranger Clegane in a while.

Stranger Clegane. Hello there.

I remember them from last year's subathon.

Yeah, she was here yesterday or the day before.

I didn't know they were she.

Yeah, pay attention, Daniel.

Because I'm picturing Clegane from Game of Thrones.

Oh, okay.

I don't know if that's what her username is based off. Have you seen Game of Thrones?

No, I haven't. I can't keep up with it.

They're these two really big guys with their surnames. Again, you don't know what I'm talking about.

Soon do again. Osaka housewife. She should come over and we can talk. You're welcome anytime.

New stream character unlocked.

Stranger clicking. This heart thing is really in the way.

Yeah, I can't see the newest chat comment either. Okay, Charlie's seen.

Does Sad Osaka housewife here. BB, help get me out of the house, you gorgeous thing. Orange heart.

Ah, thanks.

Stranger Clegane, come over.

We can go to bikini bar. Bikini girls bar.

Bikini girl bar together. That'd be fun.

Go give it a good whack. Well, uh, eating the plastic.

Yeah, he does that. The cat looks displeased with Daniel. Bibi, what do you think of Yoko Ono? I don't think of Yoko Ono. Do the cats speak Japanese or universal? Cat language. They speak universal cat language. I talk to them in English and Japanese and also in pseudo-French.

I saw a thing on Instagram, there's like a way to talk to cats making those sounds.

Oh yeah, they go, they, they, they come over when you say, um, or something like that.

I think the one I watched was sounds to make when they misbehave.

Oh, like, like, shh.

Like, mm-hmm.

I know what I do when, when, um, they do something bad. I go, I go, and they run away. The hissing noise, like a snake. You got a dono.

Oh, from Fish?

Yeah.

Thanks, Fish.

I know Fish.

Fishy.

Fish, Fish always donates without—

Fish-shaped waffle.

Yeah, Fish-shaped waffle always donates without saying anything.

Hmm. Mysterious.

Mysterious.

Fish-shaped waffle is like that Japanese thing. Taiyaki.

Taiyaki. Yeah, that's what I thought. Isn't that what it is?

I don't know.

Fish-shaped waffle?

I don't like taiyaki.

What's wrong with it?

Don't they put potato inside?

No, they don't.

I forgot what they put inside.

Anko.

Oh yeah.

You don't like anko or mochi, do you?

No.

Sometimes they have, um, Some taiyaki with some custard cream in it. Those are kind of good.

I should put sausage.

Oh, you mean you want it—

I want a savoury one.

For lunch?

Yeah, like Cornish pasties.

Oh, I see. It would taste good with sausage.

Have you had Cornish pasties?

Yes, I have.

I love those.

I love it as well. Tiger, you're not supposed to eat the plastic. Do do do do do do do. Taiyaki. Yeah, this shaped waffle has been here a long time.

Are you guys gonna go somewhere? Not tonight.

No.

It's like 1 AM.

Yeah. Can I hire the cats to kill my enemies? Yes, they're— depends on the price. They're very gentle souls, so I'm not sure if they're able to commit crimes. But I will happily kill your enemies for you. Beast Nuke, my art is on sale on a website. I will— it's somewhere.

Can you remove the heart live reaction icon? No, I don't think I can.

There's no way.

Can I?

I wish you could.

I can't. No one even presses it.

No, look, look, there's hearts flying.

Yeah, someone's pressing it now.

Yeah, but it won't go away and it gets in front of the comments and you can't hear the— you can't see the latest ones.

How do I remove it if I can?

I have no idea. You're the YouTuber. My, my Base Nuke, my, my art website is listed on my Instagram profile.

I think they put it there to stop people spamming emojis in the chat, so now they can just spam this instead.

Oh, just to get it off their chest? Yeah. Okay.

They should let you put custom emojis into it.

That'll be good. Yeah, that's true. No, no, no, no, no, no. Stop buying the biscuits. You want me?

Destroy more now.

He's destroying it. Tiger, everybody's asleep. Why are you awake? He's excited.

Are we back in Blood's house? Yep, doing sleepover.

Yeah, doing sleepover. Pajama party.

Where's he going?

Going on your lap.

Well, he's sitting next to me.

Is he sniffing your willy?

Thanks, man. Smells like pot noodle.

Yeah, it really smells like pot noodle. It's a pot noodle. This noodle is a pot noodle. This is funny. Sherm K says, you might be the most hated man on YouTube, but the cats love you. Daniel's not hated. Yeah, he's smelling your stinky willy. Um, dumb dumbass, you ever hex anyone? No, I, I do white magic. Where'd he go? Oh, there he is.

He's sitting next to me.

Uh-oh.

Melatonin, thank you very much. Thank you very much. Those are my tattoos.

Thank you.

Would you think I'm like— I've been thinking about it. It's like I'm like the total opposite of what you desire, aren't I? Yeah, I think that's so funny. Like everything you said is like— I'm like, check, check, check, check, check. That's why, that's why, that's why, um Pastor doesn't have to be intimidated by anything.

Hmm.

She should know your taste.

Ain't that true, Tiger?

Hi, hi, Carrie, sending you coffee from my heart. How many tattoos do you have? Um, well, I've got sleeves, so I don't know how many you'd count that as. I'm an albino version of your mom. Dum dum, are you gay or bi? I am. bi, uh, and pansexual perhaps. But why do women fight each other so much? I don't know, I don't know, I really don't know because I'm all for peace and love. I don't fight. Daniel, why do you only have one mod?

I don't know. I don't usually need mods. Sometimes there's a spammer. They asked if you shaved your eyebrows.

Yeah, they're gone.

What?

I don't have any eyebrows.

Because you shaved them?

I shaved them. Yeah, shaved them off. They're in the way. I don't like them.

Oh.

I shave everything off that I don't like. I shave the back of my head because I don't like it. Just shave it off, shave it off.

What's wrong with hair on the back of your head?

What?

What's wrong with having hair?

It's just, it was like I wanted to make a ponytail and it wouldn't kind of come up. So I just shaved it off.

Ah.

Actually, it's meaningless. Just on a whim, I did it.

Hmm.

Some of these comments are really funny.

Hmm.

He wants this. Someone wants to set up so we're both in view. See, they want to see you. They don't want to see me.

But I'm managing the camera angle.

You're managing the camera angle and you're also fixing up something with so-and-so.

I'm negotiating terms.

Negotiating, yeah, negotiating terms. There you go. Here. I warmed the seat for you.

Here you go.

And you can see the camera angle from here.

Mm-hmm.

Let's see what it looks like. See? You, me, and the cat. He's gonna be sitting in front of you. Whoa. This is how it looks.

How's that? The stream setup?

Yeah, it's kind of delayed, isn't it? Is that the way it is?

Yeah, it's always delayed by a few seconds.

There you go, Daniel.

Wow, thanks, Carrie. Daniel only has me as mod because he trusts me not to abuse my power. Yeah, I had a few mods before, but they kept Banning people they didn't like.

Oh, just because they didn't like them personally? Yeah. Terry, what are you eating? She keeps on eating the plastic on the biscuits. Miss Carrie is a wonderful mod. I think Tiger just doesn't know where to go. He's like—

When you try and move him, he braces.

He wants to stay there. He likes sitting in front of the camera. Oh, he wants to be right in front of the camera like that. Such a— he's so vain.

Daniel only has me as a mod because he trusts me not to abuse my power. Tears of joy.

Wow, very generous. I need my mic. I don't know if this sounds good or not. I haven't used my microphone in ages.

Your little thingy? Your puppy thing?

No, the big one. I sold the small one.

Oh, okay.

I wish I didn't sell it now.

I knew it. Then I could have the mic here and I'll have the cable, right?

Bye.

Is it every— everything okay? Can you hear us? Oh, there you go. You're the cat.

Yeah, it's kind of late. Agreed?

Yeah, it's always too late. Yeah, sounds okay.

Yeah, okay, good.

Good enough?

Good enough for everybody?

His face looking right into the lens.

Yeah, this is the complete opposite of camera shy, isn't he? Wants to be up front. Any interesting questions? Off he goes. Good thing you didn't knock the camera down. No, you're not allowed in there. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You have to go out.

How many people do we have now?

148.

148, sounds nice.

He's going crazy. He's going crazy again.

Ding Chan, hello! Don't go crazy. That goes on like at 5 in the morning. Okay, you gotta be ready for that.

Not so peaceful after all.

Not so peaceful. Okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay. What's wrong?

What's wrong?

Okay, everything's fine, everything's fine, everything's fine.

A cat alarm clock.

Yeah, 5 or 3 in the morning sometimes. I, I can hear them from upstairs. You don't do that when guests are here, okay? You don't do that when guests are here. You're quiet, okay? Quiet.

Okay, okay. Baby, baby.

Kerry B's cat heard the sound. Oh really? I think people who have cats who can hear it. Yeah, their cats will get startled.

Did, did Carrie's cat do something?

You're surprised?

I'm getting thirsty.

They can watch me sleep and then suddenly wake up to that sound.

Yeah. Oh, I feel like I'm filming. This is fun.

You want to sit in the filming— filmer's chair?

Yeah, Tiger's in it though. Tiger wants to be the filmer now. Well, this is fun. We can watch Daniel.

This place has a strong witch house vibe.

Witch house vibe, yes, because it is a witch house. Yeah, you're gonna be woken up by cat noises. It's the BB and Daniel Show. Hello. Tonight's guest— can you hear music?

It's like creepy music.

It's, it's, it's classical music. It sounds slightly creepy. It's just funny.

We should do like the Georgian Cake Crush, right? Japanese lesson.

Oh, Japanese lesson. Oh yeah, what should we say? When someone's in your way, you say nokete. Nokete. Is that a good lesson?

So is it nokete or dokete?

It could be— it can be both. Dokete means like put it— put something away, out of the way. And nokete is like The same thing, practically. But I would say doite, doke, doke or doite or yeah, doke is.

I got told doke in. How was it?

Missionary or something. Oh, doke is so it's so vulgar. Yeah, Mira, doke. Yes, did I? I gave him a fortune reading. Desert Rose, yes, I do drink alcohol. Obasan, what kind of magic are you into? I'm into well rune readings. This is weird. Yes, it is. I cannot do tarot. Um, can you brew potions, spells, voodoo? Um, I cannot do it myself. I need a friend to do it with me. Did I know that Daniel used to kill and torture little animals?

No, he didn't.

That's what they said.

Never.

I believe the chat. What? Who said that? You're, you're dumber. Sparkling. Oh, we can see my art on my Instagram, um, Blood Buckets. Blood underscore Buckets. This is going too quick. I can't catch up.

I love animals.

Poondog, Blood Bucket, light up a cigarette, enjoy. I would love to, but I don't want to ruin Daniel's virgin lungs.

My pristine lungs.

Yeah, your pristine lungs. Israel or Palestine? Um, they should both just go to sleep. That's what they should do. He didn't torture it yet. There's a show and hide, um, button here. What's that? There's a show or hide button for a comment that was very funny.

It's probably a naughty comment.

Yeah, it was asking if you stuck a finger up a cat's butt and smelled it.

I did what?

A finger up a cat's butt.

No, I—

And you smelt it.

I put the finger up my own butt and I let the cat smell it.

Oh, okay.

That's, that's worse. I didn't like force it to smell it.

It just came and smelled it.

I just held out my finger and it came up.

Okay.

To give it a sniff.

But you know that that's what cats do, don't you?

I wasn't like headlocking it.

Yeah. Oh yeah, he told me, he, he said you, you stick— you stuck your finger up your own butt.

Yeah, I didn't stick it in a cat's butt.

Okay, you stuck it up your own butt. Okay, that's possible.

But I was like 10 years old.

It's not like I was an adult. Are you sure? Yeah, I was a kid. Did it lick your finger?

No, he just sniffed it and then walked away.

Oh, did he make that face?

No.

Paco, Paco, kitty cats. Oh, I like Mishima Yukio. Peter Anderson. We're having a little orchestra here. Guess what? You got a dono.

Oh, Carrie B. Thank you.

Oh, Carrie B. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Thank you.

My cat is getting scared. The stream's scaring people's cats.

Yeah. The cats are going crazy. I'm sorry, Sunshine Jay. You're making—you're making cat fighting sounds. I think you need another bottle of water.

Hear me?

Yeah, it almost sounds empty. Yeah, maybe I'll finish one up.

Stay hydrated.

Bye, Blood Bucket. Have a nice stream, heart.

Thanks, Carrie B.

We're all watching you watching your phone. If you can't look at each other, if you close your eyes for a second and they reciprocate, it's time. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I know that one, yeah. Am I going to Daniel's sister's wedding? No, I don't think so. Not invited. Did Danny get that spanking? Not yet.

I just got tied up.

Yeah, you just got tied up and you couldn't stand up on your own. Sparkling Heart, will I do a cooking collab with Daniel? I can't cook, so Daniel will do the cooking if we do cook. That, that— I think that, that place is occupied, Shermke. Mira, yeah, I would love to make a cooking video. I would like to eat the food that Daniel cooked.

How's that? You can make a pie.

Mm-hmm. Apple pie. Yeah. Don't BB set up a YouTube channel? How would that work? I cannot talk by myself. Yes, Echo, we are still live streaming. Daniel is getting tired.

Yeah, a little bit.

Yeah, you have to do a sleep stream. Need a sleep stream. Everybody's so awake.

Yes, daytime everywhere.

Oh yeah, you're right. We are in the land of the rising sun, so in the day's end— excuse me.

I set up the sleep stream.

Yeah.

And brushed my teeth.

Yep, it's bedtime, Daniel. Daniel, it's bedtime.

Okay.

It's a school night.

It's cold in here. I put 30 degrees Thailand climate. Oh, it's freezing.

I've got it at 25 right now, but you can make it higher or lower. Okay.

Okay, I'll leave it by your bed with the light.

What do you guys think of the setup?

Don't know. Chihiro, Chihiro, Chihiro, Chihiro, Chihiro, Chihiro, Chihiro, Chihiro, Chihiro, Chihiro, Chihiro. Chihiro, Chihiro, Chihiro, Chihiro, Chihiro, Chihiro, Chihiro, Chihiro, Chihiro, Chihiro, Chihiro, Chihiro, Chihiro, Chihiro, Chihiro, Chihiro, Chihiro, Chihiro, Chihiro, Chihiro, Chihiro. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, see no hat? You see? Yeah, it looks comfy. Good, good, great, great. Let's see. No, Duck, I don't want Daniel for myself. He's everybody's. Hi. Oh, Easter Cove, thank you very much. Your house is beautiful. Thank you so much. I am sure your house is cozy too. Oh, sure, MK, you have the same hoover. Dyson. Um, your hoover doesn't work. Oh, that's a pity. You are great, Blood Bucket. Love you. Oh, thank you so much. That's so sweet of you. Sweet of you. Sweet of you. Bleep bleep. Daniel is a lord. Treat him as such. Okay. Gotcha. Thank you, RR. Love you too. Isaac, love you too. I'm I'm I'm um keeping everybody company. We can watch him brush his teeth. Mira, it's very nice that everybody. Seems to like me. It's very, very humbling. Oh yes, Simina size seventy-eight. Desert Rose, thank you very much. You're sweet too. Wu Shang twenty-three. I know Japanese people get weirded out about I love you because. I don't know. They say I like you, which means I love you, which is kind of weird, but it's just the way it is. Daniel, they want you to be wrapped up in the in the covers.

Not yet.

Not yet. Okay, you have to. You have to rinse your mouth. I'll wash your mouth out with soap. I will. Did I pronounce that right? How's that? Breakfast, Johan Sven. Breakfast in bed for Daniel tomorrow? No, he'll have to make his own breakfast with what is not in the refrigerator.

McDonald's sausage McMuffin.

McMuffin? Do I have to go down to the Shotengai to get it for you, or do we get Uber Eats? Uber Eats. Oh, I will— oh, Sunny, Sunny wants I need to tuck you in. Is Daniel nervous? No, he seems like he's very much at home. Okay, he's gonna go out and spit. He's not gonna drink it, he's gonna spit. I am not obsessed. Wasan teach us some real Japanese next time. Few useful phrases to show off. Sure, anytime, Lester. Yes, he's going to. He's he's. Rinsing his mouth just at this moment. Oh yes, honey, I have to hide my spatulas. Gotta hide them right away. I never know what he's gonna do in the middle of the night. Blood bucket. Oh, Papa Kias, yes I do listen to black metal. The 78 says I need to give you a bedtime story. I have to lock the kitchen door and hide the spatulas.

I look so small on the bed.

Yeah, you do.

I thought the room looked small, but it looks big now.

Yeah, the camera angle, I think. Yes, I'm totally obsessed with you. Yes, I am. I'm totally obsessed with Daniel. I think about him 24/7. Daniel, have you done your homework? Naughty boy. Are you gonna sleep in your jeans? Asks Sonny.

Nope.

Do you want some jammies? Do you want my jammies?

No, I've got inner trousers.

Oh, inner trousers. Oh yeah, you got your sweats. Your sweats. Sonny wants you to take your jeans off. Aren't we all obsessed with Daniel? Isn't that why we're here?

Mhm.

Oh, Sunny, thank you for commenting on my British accent. It's not that good, actually. Clubfillers Pink Knickers thinks I'm desperate to sleep with you. Excuse me? Oh yes, definitely. Oh yeah, Daniel is also obsessed with Daniel, which is true. How many of us can you take for you to be our mommy? I am everybody's mommy. Almost old enough to be his grandmother. Yes, almost. I gotta let you go to sleep, huh? Everybody sleep stream now.

He's crying.

I'm gonna try and shut him up, okay?

Try to adjust the lighting.

Okay, you sleep tight. If there's anything, just call me, okay? Okay, good night. Good night, sweet dreams.

Too dark. How about this? But then it's too light. I didn't bring my eye mask. I think I could sleep like this. The light's on the lowest already.

How about this?

It's still really dark. Change it to red. I don't think there's red. Oh, super red. Well, time for bed. Check the batteries. Yeah, it's charging. It said multi-window closed, overheating. The charge is being weird.

All right, okay, phone's getting really hot.

It's doing that weird thing again. It's doing that weird thing where the charger keeps popping up, the charging symbol. Why does it do that? Good night, Daniel.

Good night.

Ah, it's doing that stupid thing with the battery charger. It keeps saying charging and then this flashing green thing pops up over and over again.

Oh my God.

I think it's something to do with the cable not plugging in securely. I don't know how to fix that.

There you go. Cat's all night now.

I don't know, my phone's glitching. I got the, the battery charger plugged in, but you know the percentage charging pop-up thing? It keeps popping up, disappearing, popping up, disappearing. Look, I'll take a video. Look, and it's not, it's not charging. I don't know if there's a problem with the cable or— I tried the other— Or maybe the phone's too hot. Maybe this cable instead. It says make sure the cable and charger are connected properly. Now it's fine.

18%.

And I can't do split app because the phone's too hot.

Stupid problems.

Clean the USB ports, but this one's fine. This one, it's the other one. Well, this charger is supposed to be good, this battery bank, but the cable— I think maybe the cable's messed up. I've only got 5% on the battery bank. I can take this one out and put it in the battery bank, but then the battery bank's not charging. Yeah, it's charging now, it's fine. I think it's the cable. There's something wrong with this cable. Okay, now it's not doing that thing. I have no idea. I'm gonna try putting it back up. Uh, it's doing it when I plug the battery bank into the mains. When I take it out... That's really weird. Oh, now it's fixed. So when I unplug the battery bank, then it stops doing that thing.

That's weird.

So I can either charge the phone or the battery bank, but not both at the same time.

I keep needing to poo, but nothing comes out. Barely anything comes out. It's a good view.

Good view of the sleeping action.

I hope the phone's charging.

I think it is 18. It just stays at 18% though.

18. It's too dark, they can't see you. Look here. Is that better? It's too bright. Too bright? How about there? Okay.