Kick Livestreams/my plans to move to Thailand 2025-07-21 22_06 [83546985-my-plans-to-move-to-thailand] 480p

Big news, everyone!

I got my stock money this morning.

Got my stock money. I'm out of debt.

We shall do the honors momentarily.

Um, finally stopped raining. Yeah, I got my stock money this morning and UPS picked up the Nighthawk.

I wonder if it stopped raining for now.

I wonder if we, we accelerate Operation Thailand. The only thing I'm worried about is, isn't it rainy season in Thailand for the next few months? I'm sick and tired of being here because it's raining all the time, but I don't want to leave here. Because of the rain, and then it's raining in Thailand. That'll be funny.

Wait, my glasses are dirty.

Yeah, I'm so bored and I got all this money and I'm just thinking, why don't I just go to Thailand next week? What am I waiting for? And then I looked at the thingy and it said

Um, August is the wettest month in Thailand, so I don't know. I want to go to Thailand soon, like now, but obviously plane tickets are more expensive if I go now.

Plane tickets only start getting cheaper around 10th or 11th of August. Anything before the 10th of August It's like £1,000 or £800. Maybe first half, first week of August, it's like £700, £800. But then if you wait until mid-August, it's like £500 for direct flight.

Oh, I don't know. I don't know. I really want to go now. I'm bored and I'm sick and tired of this rain.

The condo I want to book is basically the same price now, next month, two months, three months. So it doesn't really matter. I found this nice condo. It's right next to Central World, like right bang in the middle. Really nice, sweet city views.

Um, taxis like four hundred. Seems like it's a bit cheaper now. So the place I want to book is like one thousand three. 300. Taxi's 1,700.

It could cost nearly 3,000,

2,500. Or you can get like a China Airline which has one stop in some Chinese airport, which is about 250. I can't believe it, £250 for a layover in China. But I don't like China Airlines, they're scary. They get mad at you.

November? But I want to go now. November's actually the best time to go because it's the end of the rainy season, and also it's cooler, it's not as hot. But then that means 3 months of this in this house, pacing up and down my house like this, and maybe going to Kit Hill and Bog Hill for 3

months. Kick Chan's gonna be dead.

Yeah, November is good timing, but I want to go now. I'm bored.

That's funny, my battery percentage on my phone is exactly the same as the number of views I have. 41.

I'm bored. I want to go now. And what happens if I plug the Switch 2 into the Bella Box.

Do you think it would stream the Switch 2's gameplay to Streamlabs?

Interesting. That would be interesting, actually. I put the Lightning— the USB-C to— no, Lightning to USB-C adapter into the Switch and connect the H— oh wait, I sent the HDMI cable back, didn't I?

Go now then. What's the difference? Difference is £500 more expensive for the plane ticket. Plane ticket's basically double, like £1,000 compared to £500. But £500 is like 3 days of streaming, isn't it? Uh, £1,000 plane ticket, £1,300 for my condo, and then £400 for the taxi. It's like £3,000 nearly. If I go this Friday, why not? I

can't wait. Tomorrow I get my Flip Seven.

I get my Flip Seven. I don't want to go in rainy season. It's like rainy season is the same everywhere in the world. In the UK, it's like rainy season now. It's raining every day.

Finally, looks like it's stopping.

Oh God, I'm like feeling really restless. I want to do something.

I feel like I'm not really trapped and bored here.

Is it really worth waiting a couple months just to save £500 on a ticket? Because the taxi and the condo is the same. And then does it really matter that much if it rains? Because I don't know, I might— I guess I'll walk outside, or I would like to walk outside, but there's a lot of like, um,

indoor complexes, and then there's like the underground shelter under the Skytrain, and then there's like shopping malls. I don't know, I'll probably be in the condo most of the time.

Yesterday I was like depressed. Now today I'm in my manic phase. I'm like, oh my God, oh my God, I want to do this, I want to do that.

I think the weekend really depresses me. I hate the weekend so much. It's like the whole world is on pause and nothing happens.

Then I'm going to update numbers in a bit.

Maybe update the numbers now. Do the honors.

We got credit card debt.

It's annoying I can't make the colors change individually. Zero. Maybe we'll just Make a new text thing with a zero. Make it all independent. Where's text? Text. Add new source.

Zero credit card debt.

Where's green?

Credit card.

Big fat zero. Yeah, credit card zero.

And also I paid off the remaining Amazon payments, £300.

Text

zero

done.

Although I guess Amazon payments when I get the phone will be plus 950— I mean minus 950.

Look at all those big fat zeros.

I got my stock money this morning when I woke up.

So yeah, basically just IKEA loan at 45, and then my mum's debt.

My account, I've got £500 in my account,

540. So after I got the stock money, I had 4,400. Paid off £3,500. I had £1,000 something— no, I had £800 left, I think. I can't remember. I had like £1,000 left. So then I paid off the Amazon payments, and also— yeah, that's it.

The IKEA loan gonna be gone end of this month, automatically paid. Put the positive amount as well. Yeah, I should put like current money.

I'm not gonna have much though because I need to book my Thailand stuff and then it'll be back to zero again. But my rule is I'm not gonna book the Thailand stuff until I've actually got the cash.

So I'll get another 960 from YouTube, my last YouTube pay before coming to Kick. So I've got another one, £9,600-ish coming, should be this week. And then I'll get paid on Kick again, another £1,000 this week. So that's another £2K. And I get the Nighthawk refund, that's £450. So that's £2,500. I get £3,000 this week.

Yeah, I'll get £3,000 and then I'm gonna blow it all on Plane ticket Thailand, my taxi, and my condo. I found this really nice condo. It's like premium suite kitchen, bedroom, city view. I don't know if it has a balcony. I don't think it has swimming pool access either. I don't know, I don't really think I care

that much about swimming pool access. I barely used the swimming pool when I was there last time. It's just a lot of effort, you know, getting naked and then putting on the shorts. And then going there and then getting out and then drying off, and then you're soaked, and then you've got to have a shower to clean

off the chlorine. So a lot of effort. I probably wouldn't even use it much, so I don't really care if it's got— I mean, it might have a swimming pool. I think the review said it has a swimming pool, but it's only for the permanent residents of the building, not for the guests. So that kind of sucks.

So finally dug myself out of the financial hole Sunny got me into. Now back to Thailand. We just made one full circle. Actually, we're still in more debt than I was in when I came home from Thailand.

Oh my God, when I came home from Japan last year, my debt was only 11,000. So even after all this money I'm still owing my mum £19,000. I'm thinking I sell the car, give me £5,000,

and then I don't know, I want to see if I want to stay abroad or keep this place or move out and start— or I just ghost them and I stop paying rent. I don't know what's the worst that'll happen if I ghosted them. They keep my deposit? Oh no. I get a bad reference? Oh no. If

I rent again, I'll just— I'll tell them I won't— don't have a reference, like I told the place this time. Just say I don't have a reference and they'll be like, okay, it doesn't matter. It's my first time renting. I've lived with my mum my whole life.

If I sell my car, why would I stay here? Well, I wouldn't. I would—

I would have like a digital nomad life again

and get rid of this place.

I get rid of this place, I have 1K Kick money a week paid, plus minus my rent here, because I don't have to live here anymore.

So yeah, things are looking up.

Uh, the next setback is going to be Thailand costs.

I guess going to Thailand is not really like a money-saving move, it's more of a I'm bored here. I miss Thailand. I want to go.

And it's also like a testing thing. Well, I'm going to test to see how I like it. Do I want to continue with the Thailand life, or do I come back to my UK life? It's like a test, big testing.

Who's pregnant?

Oh God, now I gotta wait for my Flip 7 to come tomorrow.

Flip 7's on a 2-year finance plan, so it's not really costing me anything, like £20 a month. I think it's on a 3-year plan actually, I don't know.

So big questions are, what do I do with my house?

I don't know.

Looks like it stopped raining.

I got the oil stains out perfectly.

I don't know what this Sam Pepper streaming house is. Every time I ask, no one says anything. I keep asking, what is this fucking streaming house? No one says what it is. Like, what'd you do? What am I supposed to do, just sit in his house and be streamed on his stream or on my stream?

I don't get it.

Look, UPS came today.

I got my Nighthawk sent back.

So what, we just sit in his house like we're prisoners and he's gonna pay us? Is he gonna pay us, or do you have to win to win the money?

I mean, maybe I'd sit in his house if I'm getting 10K regardless.

But he wants content, doesn't he? So he wants drama and conflicts, and I'll just be sitting there hiding. So I'd be pretty— yeah, Boomy was his name, that really quiet Korean guy that Ice hated because he never talked. I'd be like him, and then everyone would hate me because I'm not doing anything or saying anything. And then

I'll just talk shit about people on my own stream secretly, and then viewers be like, Daniel said That's probably what would happen.

I have had lunch. I had chicken and chips with sausage. I gave some chicken to the cat. I chucked it outside and he was eating it in the rain, and then he just stood at the door begging for more. I was sitting here playing Mario Kart and the door was shut and I chucked a bit of chicken

out. He was eating it and then he just stood there staring at me. He looked so sad. It He was like, please, more.

So I let him in, he came upstairs, and then he sat on my bed. So I decided to chase him out because I didn't really want him to sleep here. He was like thinking it's his home.

So yeah, I feel very excited. You see, this is the— I think this is the recipe to life. Have money, do stuff. Don't do money— I mean, don't do stuff and don't have money equals depression. I feel invigorated. I got my money and I got plans.

I feel good.

We have to be in a constant state of movement in life, otherwise you get depressed, unfortunately. But the problem with humans is they, they build towards building an environment where they end up stagnant. Like, we're all aiming towards having a house and a home and lots of money, but then as soon as you get those 2 things,

the house and the money, you get bored and then you get depressed. So it's weird, like, we're so obsessed with chasing these goals and then we achieve the goal and then we get depressed. The goal makes us— I mean, chasing the goal makes us happy, but then getting the goal achieving the goal makes us depressed. It's really

weird. So then the goal is to forever never achieve the goal. We'll keep making new goals, I guess. Weird, isn't it?

Uh, Donkey Kong? No thanks. Just run around chucking bananas about. Boring.

I have cured this depression now. I've got my stock money out, paid off my credit card debt. I paid off my payments debts for the LiveU Solo. I paid, I paid off LiveU Solo, £300. 4 years of paying for that and I didn't even use it. And then I got my refund for the monitor. Payment plan completely

wiped out. That was a stroke of luck. If only I— oh my God, I'm so stupid. I should have done the same with the LiveU. The thing literally nearly caught on fire. I could have just sent it back to Manchester from Thailand and then claimed a repair thingy, and then they would have just ref— I didn't know

they were so generous where things break and they'll just refund it. I mean, I could have broken the monitor myself. They didn't even ask how it broke or proof. And they didn't even turn it on. They— it arrived cracked and they're like, nope, can't repair, refund approved. I should have just done that with a LiveU Solo and

then it would save me nearly £1,000. I would have gotten all the money back.

So stupid, isn't it?

So yeah, we got 2 big question marks: the house and the car. What did I do with it?

I just— can I just ditch everything? I really can't be bothered to sort it out.

Hmm, selling the car, get 5K, because I'm already bored of doing this driving here, walking around Kit Hill. It's boring. There's no girls. I don't have any girls to go pick up, so I don't have a job either, so there's no reason to have the car anymore. Might, might relist it on CarWow.

I'll just take whatever. I mean, even 4K, I'll take 4K.

I've got to get out this dump.

It's weird because it's really nice here, but it's also depressing as well at the same time. It's very confusing.

It's like being on a tropical island where it's very beautiful, but then you're stranded there and it's very depressing at the same time.

If I had 5K, I could just, I don't know,

pay off my mum a bit, get my mum's debt. I really want to pay off my mum at least half of it so that number doesn't look so stupid.

Is his streamer house actually in his house, or has he rented a new place to do it in?

And what are you supposed to do in his house?

Or should I get the car fixed up before trying to sell it?

I don't know where— how— where do you go to get a car fixed up? Like a Peugeot dealership? Do you think they do it? Or just some random car garage place?

So I'm looking at getting £3,000 this week. £1,000 YouTube, another £1,000 Kick, plus my £500 I have already, and then plus £500 for the Nighthawk. I think I should end this week with £3,000 in the bank account. And then we've got rent, August bills, that's minus £1,200, plus another £4,000 Kick. There's 4, 3, 7, 6, 6K end

of August. 6,000 end of August. But I need to buy Thailand stuff, so it's actually going to be less than that, like 3K end of August. Probably like 3K end of August. And then September, 3K plus another 4K, 7K minus rent, 6K. Maybe end of September, 6K. Stupid paying rent and all this bill stuff when I don't

even want to be here and I wouldn't even be here. I'll be in Thailand.

Maybe I just ghost them and I stop paying rent. What's the worst that could happen? They can keep all the stuff, whatever. Keep my washing machine, keep my sofa, keep Bobbi Brown. Don't give a fuck. Keep it all. It's not even worth selling, is it? Like £500 maybe? The sofa was £450 brand new. Probably get like £50,

£100.

And then what else? You've got the washing machine, fridge. Washing machine's like £120 new, sell it for like £40. £40, £10, all this stuff £20. It's not worth it, is it? Just take it all to the dump or just give it away or just leave it here and they can deal with it, sort it out themselves. They

can have it if they want.

Doo-doo. I'm getting hot. It was really cold, so I wear my jumper.

Yeah, what I do is I'll just send them an email saying, oh, I'm in Thailand, big emergency, I won't be able to come back to the UK, my great-grandparents died and I have to sort out my estate in Thailand and I will be living in Thailand, I cannot come back to sort out the house, I have left

the keys— I don't know, they've got their own keys, don't they? I'll leave the key Sellotaped under the window. You can have— so you can have all this stuff. Feel free to do as you wish with all the appliances and stuff. Sorry for the inconvenience. I have left a £50 note for your trouble on the fridge. Goodbye.

And then block. Block landlord, block real estate agent. Never renting again. I'm never gonna do this thing where I rent a whole house. For me and my girlfriend or whatever.

Never again.

Never.

They like it when you leave appliances. Yeah, maybe,

but then if new people move in, they might already have their own appliances. But it's good washing machine, pretty new. Good fridge, only been kicked a few times. Air fryers, everything's good, just needs a clean. Air fryer is a bit greasy.

Unless I'm happy with just going to Thailand for a few months and coming back here. The thing is, I don't want to just go for a few months. I want to go like a couple months and then go to another country and then maybe back Thailand and maybe Malaysia and maybe Japan a bit. But how long can

I do that realistically until I get stressed out and fed up?

Oh no,

can do it forever with Kick money.

Yeah, but kick money won't last forever, would it?

And then what?

Inevitable, you'll end up back in the UK.

I don't know. The only reason I came back to the UK this time was number one, sister's wedding. Number two, I thought if I stayed in the UK for a bit, I can focus on getting out of debt.

I got myself into even more debt.

Why do I even owe my mum so much? It was nearly £10,000 tax stuff and then like £10,000 for the car. That's why I owe her so much. The stupid car cost me £15,000 total because I've paid about £5K out of my own money and then I, I borrowed £10,000 from her, so it's £15,000. In total for

the car.

I'd go and see the baby if my sister let me livestream the birth, but she wouldn't, would she? I'm sure she wouldn't even let me film the baby. So what's the point? If I could livestream the baby, then yeah. Imagine having a baby and not livestreaming it. If I had a baby, I'd definitely livestream. I'd be sitting

here with my baby like this. I'd be streaming like this with my baby here. We do baby content.

God, it'd be so annoying having a baby though. I can't go anywhere. I'm gonna put the baby in the backpack. I guess you can bring a baby on the plane.

Or get a private jet like PewDiePie.

Why would Child Protective Services come just because I'm streaming my baby? It's not illegal to just stream your baby.

PewDiePie did— he vlogged his baby.

I think I'm pretty good at looking after things. Like, you saw how gentle and careful I was with the cat not to wake him up, made him comfy. I think I'm very gentle with delicate life forms. Inanimate objects, okay, I trash it and thrash it around, but It's just a stupid inanimate object, is it?

The monitor? Yeah, inanimate object. You think I'm treating a life form like that? That's nuts.

Monitor's already broken anyway.

Oh, I can't wait until tomorrow. I get the Flip 7.

Everything I've been waiting for all come in at the same time. Oh, it's going to be so cool, cuz what I can do is I can do this and I can see the screen on the back. That's going to be game-changing. And I can flip it It's gonna be so cool.

Yeah, I want to get rid of this too. Look, it's like Call of Duty armor plate. Armor plate reloading. It literally looks like it could stop a bullet.

Chuck it in the bin.

I mean, might as well chuck it in the bin.

Bin.

Oh, it stinks.

Oh God.

Smells like rotting oranges.

Oh God, 2, 3 more days until the bin men come.

Drink all the beer before Thailand. Oh my God, I want to go to Thailand next week. I'm literally looking at tickets for Friday and next week and it's like £1,000 and I don't even care.

August— middle August is pretty cheap. First week of August getting cheaper, but from middle August onwards it doesn't get any cheaper. The cheapest it gets is mid-August, and then from there on it just stays as cheap as it goes, like 500 direct flight. The problem is I have to buy another ticket as well, otherwise Thai airport might

get mad at me. So can I get— I might book like a refundable ticket just in case I change my mind. I'm thinking, um, what's the cheapest flight out of Thailand to the closest country? Like Vietnam, probably. I get a flight from Thailand to Vietnam, like £50 one, to show that I have intentions to leave.

So I'll add that into— I guess

maybe I'll go Vietnam, depends what I feel like.

Oh, you should see the condo that I'm thinking of booking. Looks so nice.

So I'm thinking flights,

condo, 1,350, taxi.

Peak monsoon season. Yeah, that's the problem.

Imagine I go there and I get there and it's raining every day and I can't even go out. That'd be funny.

Maybe let's just be patient, wait for November.

Actually, August is not cheaper. It's cheaper in November.

I mean, it's kind of cheap in August too,

but November's further out, so it's cheaper.

But I want to go now.

500 plus— how much for a ticket to Vietnam? Like 100? It can't be that expensive, it's so near. Return taxi? Who says I'm coming back? Might not even come back.

Also, do I bring my car keys with me? If I don't leave one here, maybe People won't be able to move the car if they really need to. But then what if someone breaks in and steals my car? I can't leave the car key here, especially if people know that I'm out.

Yeah, this place kind of sucks if you want to travel. Heathrow's so far away.

Yeah, maybe I don't come back and I just ditch everything. So what I do is I will take everything that I don't want to ditch. Everything I leave behind is stuff I don't care about. So obviously laptop, switch to Bella Box, power bank comes with me. I think everything else is ditchable. Printer, scales, ditchable. All this ditchable,

ditchable. That's all ditchable. Gotta burn documents, I guess, papers and stuff. I don't know why there's so much stuff in these drawers. I don't even know what that is. Plastic bags. Got a screwdriver set.

I got one of these from Every when I used to do Every. What I'd do is I just— I tore off the barcode and then I got rid of the rest of it because it's too much bulk. I would just rip off all the barcodes, stuff in my pocket. I'd go and then screw it up, put it

in my pocket. I never actually put them in the door, can't be bothered.

And then I generated fake barcodes to trick it into thinking I was scanning a real Every thingy because I ran out of them. I ran out of them, I couldn't be bothered to ask for new ones.

What else is ditchable?

Yeah, I thought I was pretty genius coming up with that. I Googled, I took a picture of the barcode and I entered it into Copilot. I said, what kind of barcode is it? And he goes, it is an 8-pin bar ASCII barcode. So I then I just typed in barcode generator and I downloaded this barcode generator app

and it's got like a whole list of different types of barcodes and it had the barcode that Avery uses. So then I just pressed generate 1,000 barcodes and it did it. And they were all scannable as well. So I thought you couldn't do that. I thought each barcode had been registered in every system, so it had to

be registered, otherwise it wouldn't count as a valid barcode. Turns out they don't do that. It turns out they just print out random numbers and then once it's been scanned already, it cannot be scanned again. So all the fake ones that I've scanned, there's a physical real one that exists cuz they've obviously printed off millions of these

things. And obviously my random numbers at some point will be generated by Every themselves. But then when the driver goes to scan it, it will say it's already been scanned. He'll be like, huh? I— but I didn't scan it. So he's going to be confused and it's going to be one of my fake numbers that I've already

scanned that's now unusable. I must have scanned hundreds of them.

Bro unbanned me. Yeah, well, shut up. I told you Don't trigger me in the last hour of the stream. That's when I'm depressed, miserable, and very angry. So if you want to get banned, then try triggering me at the end of the stream and see what happens. Keep saying it over and over again.

I'm the most depressed at the end of the stream, like the last hour.

People don't learn, do they?

88% of bans happen in the last hour of the stream. Those are the stats.

No, if you're gonna dox, then I'm gonna ban you again.

So I might get a Nighthawk refund in the next few days. Maybe I'll do a new number, my money, like how much money I've got in my bank account. Should we do that? It could be fun to track.

Okay, I'll do a—

can't even see it there.

Hmm, add a new text.

What should I call it? Total money? My money?

Net worth? How about net worth? That's pretty funny.

Right now it's 540.

Yeah, 540.

No.

Hey, how's that? We got net worth, credit cards, IKEA loan. I'll delete the whole IKEA loan soon because that's boring. Not what net worth means. I don't know, what should I call it then?

Bank account. How much money? How much is money? Cash. Total cash.

Well, I got £541 in my account. I got £960 coming this week from YouTube. I got another £1,000 from Kick coming on Thursday. I got £458 coming in Nighthawk.

Feeling financially strong.

Got Flip 7 coming tomorrow.

Oh God, I'm rich,

rich again.

Wow, they say money doesn't make you happy, but Fucking does.

Damn well it really does.

I feel great now. I was feeling so miserable with YouTube and losing my job, barely making any money, drowning in debt, couldn't save anything. It was horrible. I, I was so desperate I was actually thinking of moving to Thailand, getting a visa, and ditching this place. Although I'm still planning to move to Thailand just because I want

to be in Thailand. I like the vibes of Thailand. I like the big shopping centers, the big shopping malls with like the floors of restaurants and the beef noodle shops and restaurants, and then you go up and you've got Jib and electronics and you've got all the gadgets and everyone looks nice and friendly. I love Thailand. I

don't know why I ever left.

Oh, should never left Thailand. I thought I missed England. I missed all the green lush countryside, blah blah blah.

I missed like the vibe of the big shopping centers like Terminal 21, all the restaurants. You go to a restaurant, you do some shopping, it's nice. And then they got some exhibition with animals, aren't they? Always stuff going on. I feel like you can walk around filming, you don't get in trouble,

people don't press you. And I didn't get a visa approved actually. They said I've got to contact my school, but I don't want to spend 15,000 on a Thai Elite visa. I don't have that money and it's stupid. So I'm gonna try to get the DTV visa, but it's not really a big deal. I'll just— I'll go

2 months. I'll go— I can extend it to 75 days and then I can just go Vietnam a few weeks and come back Thailand for another 2 months. Or I can just apply for a school like I did last time and get another student visa if I really want to stay longer.

But for the DTV visa, I need £11,000, which I could do if I max out my credit card, send me the money, and then send it back after I've printed the statement.

Easy. So really I need £4,000 plus my £7,000 credit card. Maybe I can raise my credit card limit to £10,000.

So I've decided I definitely want to bring everything. I want to bring the Switch, BearBox, laptop. Not leaving anything behind. The mouse, uh, maybe the microphone. I don't really use the microphone much anymore because I just walk around like this.

Been playing Mario Kart and I've been enjoying it quite a lot. It's a very nice downtime game, relaxing.

Oh no, battery low. Um, might charge it.

Could charge it. I do like my Switch actually, I'm glad I kept it. It's a cool little device.

No, Thailand's gonna be great. I'm gonna show you my condo, I'm gonna walk around the shopping center being depressed because I'm all alone now, and then I'm gonna waste lots of money at Jib.

And then maybe I'll get really horny and have sex. How about that?

Maybe I'll try talking to girls. No,

maybe I'll go to a girl bar. It depends if I can get the stream set up to work properly and I'm not stressing out about the setup. Once I get the setup sorted, I can stop talking about the setup. Talking about the setup is so annoying. I just can't get it to work.

Suspenders doesn't really meet anyone. He's always in his kitchen, or he's just walking around buying food, or in his car. I've never seen him meet anyone. Oh, he did meet those guys to play golf with, but they're pretty just his friends.

I've unbanned everyone, by the way. Everyone unbanned.

You'll be on clips from Klaus soon. How come I wasn't on it already? I sniped Ice and I was on one of his streams and there was funny stuff happening and the fucker didn't clip anything. None of the fucking clip channels clipped any of it. Useless idiots.

Only person who clipped it was me. To put it on my own channel.

Fucking useless. I get more views than a fucking clip channel too. I've got like 15K views on my clips. Fucking useless clip channels clipping nobodies. Like, who the fuck cares about blah blah blah Benny Mac or whatever?

Like, I'm way more famous than any of these losers. I'm like OG famous from YouTube. These people are nobodies.

People are literally nobodies that couldn't get any viewers unless they stream sniped Ice. I already had my own viewership,

and these fucking clip channels didn't clip me at all. Fucking morons. Go suck a dick.

I'm a literal OG YouTuber. Apart from Sam Pepper and Ice, I'm like third best.

None of these people could make it on YouTube. They don't have what it takes to make interesting content and make videos. They would never make it on YouTube. They only make it on Kick because they leeched off Ice. I didn't— I don't need to leech off Ice. I've got my own following. That's why I'm not collabing with

these people, because I don't want or need their viewers. They can suck it.

Clip von Klaus needs to stop putting his stupid fucking dumb intro bit at the beginning of the video that everyone hates. Every time you click on his video, you gotta skip the first fucking 6 seconds because it's just some weird looking guy with long hair standing there staring at you. Who the fuck is he? We're here to

watch the clip. Why is he putting his stupid intro in the beginning of the fucking every video? It's really annoying. I don't want to listen to stupid music and a TV and a weird-looking guy in a tracksuit. I'm here to watch the clip. It's so irritating. Oh, hey AJ, how was your flight? I messaged you on Discord

if you're okay.

Is the weather good there? Apparently it's raining non-stop in Thailand as well. I guess the weather system is different.

In Bali. Why am I pressed over 6-second intro? Because I can't stand intros. They're so meaningless and pointless and annoying, and everyone there is to watch clips, and they don't care who this Clip Von Klaus guy is.

Every time there's like a long intro, I've got to skip 10 seconds into the video. Just start the video straight away. What is he trying to do, like spread his brand? What is his brand, like some guy wearing a tracksuit and he's got long blonde hair? What's he going to do, sell merch, become a streamer himself? I

don't get the point. If you want to spread a brand, it's because you want to like sell merch or you want to start your own channel, but all he does is clip other people's stuff. Is he going to stream himself and show his face? I don't know. And what's the point of doing it then?

At least the clipped toe channel is not too bad. I think the clipped toe channel is better.

Yeah.

So what time is it now in Bali? I have no idea what the time difference is. I don't even know where it is. It's like Slightly north of Australia, isn't it? Or is it like south of Malaysia? I have not

any idea.

Bali. Actually, Essex Girl was talking to me about going to Bali back in 2020. It was kind of one of the reasons why I was motivated to ditch Chihiro, because Essex Girl was like, oh, let's take a trip to Bali, Daniel. And then I said, uh, I said to her, I've left Chihiro, when do you want to

go? And then she ghosted me. I left Chihiro thinking I was gonna meet S's girl, we're gonna go on this romantic holiday, and then she ghosts me after I ditch Chihiro.

She's such a troll.

Uh, don't be vulgar, TV.

I was like, Essex girl, I'm single again, when do you want to meet? And then ghosted.

She's such a troll.

Yeah, it's the guy's channel, but he doesn't make any content. He just steals other people's content, which is fine, but then don't put your face all over it. He didn't add anything to it, like he didn't add commentary or anything. He just downloaded it and clipped it and put it up. So why is he putting his face

all over it? No one cares about his stupid face.

And he's getting money, isn't he? Because I see ads on his channel.

Klaus is the guy from the intro.

I don't know who he is. Who the hell is Klaus? I thought that's like the guy— who's the guy uploading it? It doesn't show his face, I guess.

Why pick some irrelevant person that even I don't know who is? Who the hell's Klaus? What I know is from the olden days, all I know is Hampton Brandon, Mexican Andy, the guy that vaped a lot. What was his name? Valder Snatch? Boomba Snutch? I can't remember. It's like a weird name.

Valder House. I forgot. Who is that fat guy who vapes a lot? And then the viewers kept asking, like, do you still hang out with him? And I was just like No, as if we're actually friends who hang out.

Voldasad. Yeah, that's the one. I remember his viewers kept asking, are you still friends with Voldasad? Imagine thinking these characters in the streams, they're actually friends and they actually talk after they're no longer in the streams anymore.

Who died?

9 PM. What time is it now? 2 PM.

Ah, similar to Thailand.

What was that place where some— I think British, was it British or Western tourists— hiked up a mountain and then they all stripped off naked and took photos and then they got arrested

for indecency? Was that in Malaysia? That's crazy.

What if someone came? Like, why didn't they start banging as well if they're naked? I mean, if you're gonna get naked, might as well bang

on the mountain.

You get sunburned so bad though, unless you sun creamed your entire body.

It's just raining Non-stop all day here. I can't, I can't even go out.

Maybe I'll buy an umbrella.

If I could buy an umbrella and like a phone attachment, the umbrella can be like a massive selfie stick. I put like, imagine this pole is the umbrella I attach the phone to it somehow, and then I'm holding the selfie stick and it also acts as an umbrella.

You need like a phone mount thing that mounts to a pole.

I was thinking I switch my phone to the iPhone because this one's draining battery and I hate walking around with the charger plugged in. Let's see, I could also test out that mic.

Where is it?

I've got too many apps on my phone.

Hmm, I'm gonna switch. If I close this one.

Okay, so now I've got it here. Wait, can you see it? Testing. I'm on my iPhone now. Does it look different? How does it look?

I think it— I don't know, it kind of looks weird, like 60 FPS or something. It seems really smooth. Do you notice a difference?

It looks weird. Like, it's really smooth.

And then what I can do is I can start charging this phone whilst I use the iPhone.

Looks choppy. Not really. Something weird about it though.

Does it sound better or worse?

How do I change FPS?

Auto ISO.

Um, it

turned itself off. What happened?

Oh.

You can only have one active at the same time.

Testing.

Hmm.

What if I do this?

Testing,

testing. Oh no, playing ads.

I think I only have the paid version on Android, not on iOS.

Oh no, I could test it. This is why I want my Flip 7. It's better to have 2 Androids. Then I can't do split app as well, so I can't— look, on my Android what I do is I have the chat on this side, I have the camera on that side. I can do split app like this.

Can't do that on iPhone.

Yeah, I've got the wall— I don't have the paid version on iOS, I think. I'm charging this phone, so I use this one for a bit. I need more phones. The Samsung screen smashed, not usable. I need my Flip 7. It's funny, you need like 3 phones to actually be functional.

Or I could use my magnet battery.

Maybe I use my battery bank.

I've been near Daniel multiple times by accident. Really? Like where? I don't even go out though, so how would that even happen? Maybe I'll switch back to Samsung actually.

Uh, testing. Yeah, this is better. I'll use this.

Once in Korea. But the one time I went to Korea, you were also there back in 2020. Strange. Someone saw me at Leeds Castle when I took Sunny there. I don't know who that was.

I came home and I got a comment saying I just saw Daniel at Lee's Castle, so it must have been real.

Oh my God, it's not working.

The alignment— can I plug in the wireless charger into the phone? I need

USB-C to see.

Maybe I can plug it in because the wireless coil is not aligning with the Samsung properly.

What? Oh,

it doesn't work like that. That's weird.

Oh, the battery bank's dead. What? But I've been charging it. How's it dead?

I hate it. I don't know why this happens a lot. I'm charging stuff and I wake up the next day and it hasn't charged at all.

No, I need Android. iOS sucks. I need my split app.

Bit annoying.

One time I charged up the power brick overnight and I woke up next morning, it didn't charge at all.

And there was a day I wanted to

do IRL.

I wish there was a web browser on Switch. I heard there's a way to get a web browser on it. It would be a cool little computer.

Me and AJ can play Mario Kart on it because you can take these off.

See, it looks like a little computer like that. Oh, you should get the Legion Go because that looks like a Switch with a little tablet.

That'll be a cool little computer actually. Oh, I want the Legion. Oh damn it, I should have returned the Switch 2 and gone Legion Go because then it will do what this does but have Windows on it, and then I could stream off it as well.

Hmm, but then I can't play Mario Kart.

So how come you only stay in Bali for one day? How is it different to Lombok?

I thought it's like beach, beach place, both of them.

Is there anything on Switch that's kind of like utility, utilitarian?

You have friends in Lombok. Oh, I see.

Oh, I gotta sign in again. What? Why does it keep asking me to scan the QR code and sign in?

If Nintendo just brought out Mario Kart on Steam, that would be amazing. Then I wouldn't need a Switch anymore, which is exactly why they don't do it, because then people won't buy Switches.

I like a good racing game.

So what's new on Switch? Tony Hawk's Bananza.

Cyberpunk 10% off.

Emulate Switch games. What, even Mario Kart World with online capability?

Sounds illegal

and buggy.

It doesn't sound like it'd be a very good experience.

Damn, £60 for Donkey Kong,

so expensive.

If they brought— why can't they bring out GTA 5? GTA 5's old.

Legion Go would be nice though. It's tiny, you can run Streamlabs off it. I use my— I use it as like a streaming server for the stream to stream off.

How much are Legion Gos? I wanted one in Thailand when it came out 2 years ago.

Legion Go,

£600. No.

I thought it'd be cheaper now. Why is it still expensive?

I want the tiny computer.

Like, I want something like this. I want this but runs Windows. That would be so cool.

Can't I just hack it so it turns into a Windows device? Because I love the form factor of this and the kickstand's really cool. It's nice and slim.

And then I run Streamlabs off it and I send the stream to it.

Guess I'm stuck with the laptop. I wish the laptop breaks, then I can get something new. Maybe I accidentally— oh, Mr. Meow Meow scared me. Mr. Meow Meow, not even going to say hello?

Excuse me, it's rude. Not to say hello first.

I think he smells the black— the black cat was in here earlier. Maybe I give him some chicken. I've got some leftover.

Oh, he's gone. Sunny's cat used to do that too, and the cat's gone. Maybe I give him some chicken. It's kind of hard and cold now.

Yeah, oh, you want— oh, he just snatched it! He grabbed it right out of my hand.

Did you like the chicken?

I'll give you more.

This bit's kind of big.

Where's chicken, bros?

Ah, I'll give you the last bit.

Do

you like chicken?

Yummy.

MSI Claw, but I want just a screen. I don't want the controllers. I just want a tiny screen that can run Windows. I've only got sausage.

Jump.

Is he gonna jump? Clever boy.

Too big,

too big for him. Oh, my sausage!

You like sausage?

I wonder if he's thirsty.

Yeah, it was a bit salty.

Water? Don't want water.

Okay, he's gonna sleep under my bed again. I shut the door.

God damn it, fuck's sake.

Every time. Well, second time.

I can't see it. I don't know why it likes sleeping under here.

If the cat's here, I want to see it. I can't see if it's under the bed. Now I can't get it out.

Oh, whatever.

I can smell Sunny's meat still lingering.

Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum. Okay, plans for Thailand. We want to accelerate. I want to go now, to be honest, but I think it's rainy season. I think August is the wettest month in Thailand, but I want to go in August.

I'll go away until September then. I want to go now.

It's a whole month stuck here. I could go first of September, couldn't I?

I'm bored.

I'm trying to go Thailand August and it's raining every day. It did rain a lot, I guess. I don't remember exactly which months where it rained a lot when I was there. Forgot now.

No, I'm gonna go out every day. I'm gonna go to the market. I want to go to Chatuchak Park. I want to go to all the shopping malls. And then I want to,

hmm, I don't know, maybe like floating market and walk around. I can't do that if it's raining every day.

I'll do that for the first week and then I'll get bored and depressed again and sit in the condo all day wanking.

Oh, I got some OnlyFans money. £20. Add it to my net worth.

I've got £28 in bit— I mean crypto. I've got SweCoin. I've got 0.000088 Bitcoin and I got 7 SweCoins.

Sweet.

Rent the house out to who? I'm not allowed to do that.

Unless I do it secretly. And you know what I'm like with secrets. Nothing stays secret.

Anyone in the UK want to rent my house? £500 a month. But it's secret.

Add £21 to my net worth, Giles. Yes, sir,

we're getting richer. Holy shit, press wrong button. We got 561 in the bank now.

Yep, I've got all my stock money today. Credit card is at zero.

Feels good. Yeah, I'm glad I sold the stocks. It was really stressful watching it go up 5%, go down 2%, go up 1%, go down 7%. Nothing was making a clear move. It was just ping-ponging up and down.

I'll do my own streamer house. I'll copy Sam Pepper. Who wants streamer house content? Girls only. Viewers get to choose the girl who sleeps in the master bedroom with me. One girl can sleep in the closet, and then she has to do jobs to earn her way up to get a better bedroom. One can sleep in there,

one in the conservatory, and one there. And one, the, the most unpopular one sleeps in the garden in the tent.

Who wants to apply? Streamer House Devon 2025.

And then they all dress up wearing maid outfits and they do cleaning.

I forgot the cat's still up there. What's the cat doing?

Mao Mao, what are you doing?

Mr. Mao Mao,

you're gonna sniff every damn thing in the house?

There's nothing in there, it's just plastic.

Well, if Pia breaks up with her boyfriend, needs a house, she's welcome anytime.

He's gonna steal my beanbag.

My beanbag. Where's your cabinet? No catnip.

You can still smell it on the floor.

There's still bits of it in the carpet.

I think you found some.

What, you want to sit on my lap?

I thought he was going to sit on my lap.

It'd be nice if it eats all the dead insects. I've got a big moth over there and I've got a big grasshopper.

It's like a living vacuum cleaner.

So all I'm waiting for now is my Flip 7.

It's gonna come tomorrow, not today.

And then test it for my— test it with my IRL setup. I don't want to fiddle with the art. I might make a YouTube video actually because it might be trending still. Do not buy this rubbish.

Be nice if it comes in the morning, but if it's being delivered by Amazon, it might come in the evening, which would be really annoying.

Where has he gone?

The main point of it is to flip it, fold it, and put it in my backpack strap. So I can walk around without people knowing I'm streaming. Then I won't feel nervous.

He gone back under there. Where's he gone? Why does he keep going under there?

Can you see it?

Where's he gone?

He went under there.

What are you doing?

Good night, AJ. Have a good sleep.

Where's my torch? Oh, here. Can you

see it?

Oh, there he is. What are you doing?

Oh God, he's covered in dust.

Oh, why are you going there? His face is covered in dust now. Look at his face.

Stupid

dirty face now. Oh, don't rub it all over my rug.

Do you think he plays, or is he too old? He looks quite young.

I need cat toys, like a string or something.

Whoa!

I think he's looking for somewhere to sleep. His face is covered in dust and spider webs.

I'll make him a bed. Here, look.

Not my backpack.

Doesn't look very comfy.

What if I get him a box?

Maybe he'll like this one. That's gonna scare him.

I

think it's scaring him.

Hold on.

Oh shit.

He likes boxes. Do you like your box?

Come here, clean your face.

Let me clean your face. You won't let me clean it.

Uh, is he gonna lick it? Uh, there's cobwebs.

Every time I rage, I permanently lose viewers. Who have we lost? Poppy, Moon, Walamo. I don't know, I feel like Walamo is still here sometimes. Mummy now.

Most people I ban, they keep coming back, like Gunnar Larsen.

Gunnar Larsen, I know I can rage at and ban, he'll come back every time.

Yeah, certain types of people take it very personally and then get upset and then don't come back. People like Poppy,

they like to criticize, but they can't take it when you talk back at them. Like, they want to talk shit, but then you talk shit back to them, they get upset.

Kind of dumb, isn't it? If you don't want someone to rage at you, then don't make them upset, maybe. They say things that upset me,

and surely they must know that it's gonna upset me.

When you get mad, pop bandages.

So stupid.

Maybe you want to go in the box later.

I unbanned her, so it's not a waste.

But I'm banned everyone anyway.

These look kind of cool, like if you paint it gray you can turn it into some kind of structure.

I want my flip 7. One down. I've pulled my thighs from riding Bobby yesterday. My inner thighs here from squatting. I was squatting over him on the beanbag, pulled my thighs again.

Well, not all 130 viewers chat, so I can't even rage at them because they're not chatting, so they're not saying anything. If they don't say anything, I can't rage at them. Maybe that's why they don't chat.

Only the bravest dare to chat and face my wrath.

Oh, at

least your Go would be pretty cool,

but then you add a keyboard, you add a mouse. It's basically the same size footprint as a laptop, just 6-inch, 7-inch screen instead of a 13-inch screen, 11-inch.

No, I won't get one. It just seems it'd be cool if I had to ever get a new laptop. Either a MacBook Air would be pretty cool, or like a gaming handheld, and then I use it as a laptop.

Can't I make like a Raspberry Pi with a tiny little monitor, super glue it to the top of it?

All it needs to do is run OBS.

Good job on your debt. Yep, all thanks to Eddie.

One young billionaire from Australia solved all my life problems.

Funny, isn't it?

I forgot the history of Eddie. I was reading it the other day. I think he was into some kind of gambling website. He's also really into crypto and Bitcoin stuff. Figures, doesn't it?

He also streams, you know. He's got his own Kick channel and he streams.

He's like 27 or something. He's just a youngster, but he's a billionaire. He's one of Australia's youngest billionaires.

And he used to love Ice Poseidon back in the good days, like 2017. Ice Poseidon didn't even know what Kick was until 2020. He only found out about it because he met Suspenders. Kick— I mean, Ice was still trying to make it on YouTube at the time. I remember he got like 3,000 viewers on YouTube on his

Japan subathon. And people getting all excited when he was getting up to like 5,000. Rookie numbers compared to what you get on Kick.

People say that Eddie paid Ice like $26 million, something like that. That's insane.

I would buy a house in the UK and then I buy— I mean, you don't even need to buy anything. I mean, what is even the point of buying when you have the money to just rent? And not have to worry about looking after a property. I'd just rent. I wouldn't bother owning a house and looking after

it.

I would just rent and fly around and live carefree, nothing tying me down. Rent a car, rent a house.

Buying a house, I don't know, like you gotta think far into the future, like your legacy, your grandkids. I don't care about all that. I don't even have a girlfriend. How am I thinking about grandkids?

If you stream Saturdays, I stream every day. He gifts out subs on stream. How do I get his attention?

I think I'm too boring for him to notice me. You'd have to be like one of those crazy IRL people.

You could easily just invest 26 million into a risk-free savings account and make like 100K a year. Passively. You would never have to work.

But then it's kind of depressing, isn't it? You now never have to do anything. Now all you got left to do is chase your sexual desires.

Ginny back in Europe. She's a traveling machine.

Is she gonna get punched in the face again?

She should come to Kick too. I don't know why anyone streams on Twitch when you could come to Kick and make 10 times more. The main reason is that you have all your audience on Twitch, whereas only a fraction would come over to Kick. Feels like you've lost a chunk of your community. Maybe the money's not worth

that. I do miss having all my community on YouTube, and it was a shame not all of them would come over, but when the money is

5, 6 times better on Kick

I would go on an epic quest to find a new girlfriend who looks just like Mila,

or I'll just get her plastic surgery so she looks like Mila.

Do Kick streamers even get girls from the channels? Like, I just can't imagine Suspenders having fangirls, or I can't imagine Sam Pepper having fangirls. But if you make a YouTube video and it gets views, you end up getting all these girls coming to your channel. But I can't imagine it happening just from streaming.

Is Crypt still around? No, no changes at all. Like Still following me on Instagram. No activity on Reddit or Discord. There's been no changes anywhere to any of her social media. Really weird, isn't it?

Maybe she's depressed again.

I have a feeling something shady went on at this camp. This seems kind of strange. Everything started to change when that camp thing started.

Oh, the stock market opened up. I forgot about it. Mr. Meow Meow, you still exploring my house?

It's exploring every single nook and cranny.

Why do they have to sniff everything?

Can't they just look at it with their eyes? Why has he got to smell it too?

Okay, check the market.

Oh my God, it's still ripping!

Oh my God, I'm down even more money.

Uh, Barrick Gold ripped, Tesla mini ripped.

Market ripped.

Hmm, what is the cat doing? Oh, he found his beanbag. I think that's what he wanted. I made it nice and warm for him with my bum. You found your bean bag. He really loves the bean bag.

Here, let me clean your face.

Here, here, let me clean it. Look, you're all this on your face.

He was waiting for his bean bag.

I hope I end up not wanting to go to— I hope I don't end up not wanting to go Thailand because I miss, miss the mountain.

Beanbag stealer.

You stole my beanbag.

I'll take him with me to Thailand.

He's washing his face.

Yeah, well, cats are easy to please. All you do is give them food and give them a place to sleep that's comfy, and that's all they need. Don't need to text them, you don't need to talk to them.

Although I've probably given more attention to this cat than I've ever given to Sunny.

The best thing is they don't speak and they don't have access to the internet.

The haters can't say anything. To upset it.

I love how they just— they don't care about anything.

Like, there could be an entire website trash-talking this cat and it wouldn't give a shit. It wouldn't even be able to understand it.

I can be so happy just being oblivious to everything.

I bet the cat is happier than I am.

His arm looks as skinny as mine.

Twig wrist brothers.

Nice saliva bath. It's funny they don't stink from licking themselves. I would stink if I licked myself.

Proud of you paying off your debts. Well, thanks.

My next goal is send 5K to my mom.

I would love to pay for this Thailand trip and also send off 5K to my mom at the same time.

I reckon Maybe end of August I could do that.

Yeah, Toffee's breath used to stink really bad, but Mimo always smelt really good.

Toffee's teeth started falling out as well. I remember seeing him just kind of like chewing on his tooth as he tried to get it out. And there's a yellow spike thing just fell out of his mouth, and then his teeth just going missing one by one. Toffee was very unhealthy looking.

Sophie went to the vets a lot. He had a leg amputated because he had a tumor. He had a tumor in his back leg, so it had to be amputated. And then he also got hit by a car. And they had to do all this serious surgery on his stomach, and then he had a floppy stomach for

the rest of his life afterwards.

I don't think I was around when it happened. I don't remember it happening. I just remember being told it happened.

I think I was still a teenager. I mean, I was just in my bedroom. I didn't care about anything.

Yeah, Toffee had a tough life. Hit by a car, got dragged across the road, stomach got all twisted up.

I don't know how much it cost, but it must have cost thousands for the surgery. Then he got cancer and he was hopping around for the last few years of his life.

I think he died 2018. When I was in Japan. And then Mimo died 2021 when I was in Manchester. PP died ages ago, like 2004.

And Tiggs died. Tiggs didn't live very long, maybe 2 or 3 years old. Got hit by a car, didn't survive. At least the guy came and knocked on the door. I don't know if he said he hit it or if he just found it. Maybe he lied. Maybe he hit it and then he said, oh, I found

the cat, it wasn't me.

You could dig up the grave, find Toffee's skeleton.

Do you think the cat gets annoyed? By me just sitting here staring at it. I'd be annoyed.

He's got really nice big eyes.

Open your eyes. He's shutting his eyes now.

Pushkin used to get mad if you film him. You point the camera at him, he comes up to you and whacks the camera like he knows what you're doing.

His eyes going open. You can hear the bird.

Hunter senses activated.

The

birds triggering him.

It's like he's sitting on his little throne.

He'll be sad if I leave. He won't be able to sit on his beanbag anymore.

Let him sleep then. I'm hungry.

Might have some crisps and pepperoni.

Oh, these Fraggles, they're pretty good.

Too small.

10% salt in one packet.

10% of your daily recommended intake in one bag. Yeah, I kind of feel like I'm craving cupcakes. Maybe I'll make some cupcakes since I've got so much milk. Yeah, I might make some cupcakes. Maybe I'll make them now

and then they can cook whilst I eat my crisps.

I need to use up that milk. The milk's going to go off in a few days.

Sugar, some more sugar, a bit of salt,

more flour.

And then milk.

Mix. Shit, that's way too much milk.

It's more like a pancake now. I got more flour.

What happened to Barrick Gold?

I put way too much milk. Oh my God. It's not supposed to be this runny. Now I need more sugar.

Okay. Oh, now I've put too much flour.

Maybe I'll put some lemon. I got lemon juice.

Preheat the oven

and

then get the cupcakes.

Oh, oil.

Give it a

taste. Mmm, more sugar,

a bit more salt.

Barkle didn't moon. What are you talking about?

It tastes good just like that. Okay, so

now start filling up the cups.

Could probably make a lot of cupcakes. I made too much.

I could make loads. I could save the battle.

If only I had a syringe, would make it easier.

The air fryer smells like chicken. I hope it's not going to make my cupcakes smell like

Okay, first one's going.

Goes in like this.

Why is it

not— um, 30 minutes.

I can make so many cheeses.

4, 8, 10. I kind of made 20 out of all this.

Wait, oh no,

I thought— do I put eggs in it? Wait, was I supposed to put an egg in it? I don't have an egg anyway.

Egg would make it fluffy, wouldn't it? Otherwise we're going to get like a scone. That's fine. I like scones.

I haven't tried making it with an egg. I don't have any eggs. I, I only have one egg.

I remember I made frying batter with egg and it was horrible cuz the batter wasn't crispy. It was like spongy, like a cake. Yeah, I never tried making it with an egg. Maybe that's why my Subcase always flat.

What if I use beer to make it bubbly?

Oh my God, I don't know if I scared the cat.

4, 5, 9, maybe, maybe 20.

I didn't think I'd make this much.

Okay, whatever, I'm not bothered. I've got like 20 cupcakes now.

Do it later.

Oh God.

Oh, did I get done? Hold on.

Wow, thanks so much.

Balago, balago.

Oh God, the market is ripping.

I'm down like £300 on my day trading account.

It'll tank, trust me. Any moment it's coming.

Crispy bacon.

I added £200 to my day trading account, so it went from £420 down to £130 now.

Next bills, um, first week of August, so I've got 17 days.

2 weeks and a bit. I'll make another £3,000 before then.

Market ripping.

Spies at 6:30. Jesus.

Yeah, well, keep— it can't keep doing this. It's insane. It's going to tank any moment.

The problem is it's probably going to rip and then tank back down to the previous all-time high. So I'm going to add more money to it to go short more

because it will rip and then tank and then rip and tank back down to the previous all-time high.

So just let it rip more. It will tank back down to the previous all-time high.

Easy.

Easy money.

I'm DCAing short SPY.

I know what I'm doing, trust me.

So no one believed in Michael Burry, did they?

Monosodium glutamate. Is that why it tastes so good?

Disodium ribonucleotides. Yeast.

Dried yeast. Yeast and MSG, my favorite.

Rapeseed oil.

Yummy. What's in this?

Monosodium glutamate. That's why British food tastes so good. Everything's got MSG. Disodium inosinate. Disodium guanylate. Sodium nitrite.

Uh, where's my sodium ascorbate? Gonna get stomach cancer.

Give me more nitrites, it's good for my bowels.

Meat stick. It's like a breadstick but meaty.

Everything I like eating has MSG. So you think Pot Noodle has MSG?

I bet Russell's Burgers got MSG.

I could fit this up my bum so easily. This is nothing compared to Bobby's dildo.

I fit this up my bum, I wouldn't even feel it.

It adds flavor,

the taste of

ass.

My air fryer's beeping.

Bobby must be at least 10 inches.

I can fit it all the way up until the base.

Oh, what happened here?

Spillage. Oh no, the batter is making the cut very kind of soggy.

Is it done? It looks like it's done.

You know what's funny? How does the air fryer know when it's starting to burn? I think it has a smoke detector inside of it.

Oh, nice cupcake.

I put these in,

let them cool down.

My bakery, £5 for one.

Oh shit, my day trading account destroyed again. I'm at £134.

£134.

Oh Jesus.

Will it ever stop ripping?

Ah, okay, whatever. My dreams of being a day trader destroyed.

Basically just gambling at this point. I'm not even trading. I'm just short hoping it's gonna go down. There's no risk management, there's no setup, there's nothing. I just don't care.

If I went long, yeah, then my £400 would be £700 now, wouldn't it? Oh God, I could have made £300 plus the £300 I lost. I'd be up £600. Yeah, well, I've got Kick now. I don't need it, don't care.

Whatever, I'm making £150, £160 a day.

It will crash at some point.

Oh, my Flip 7's being dispatched, arriving Tuesday.

Nice. £300 is like a whole month of shoving stuff up my asshole on OnlyFans.

My hourly rate goes up and down, depends how many viewers I get. Sometimes it's good, like $17, $18. Sometimes it's not so good, $13, $14.

So if it's like 150 viewers, I usually get $16, $17 an hour. If it's low, like 100-ish, I only get about

$13, $14. So we were talking like difference of $30 to $40.

TTS isn't working. It is, I just need to manually approve it.

I don't think anyone donated.

Yeah, only got one dono.

No donates anyway.

Yeah, man.

Yeah, if I got 200 viewers, I'd be making probably $300 a day. But 200 viewers, hard.

You got to talk to people and do stuff. I— highest I got was 180 one from sitting on my sofa, but they didn't stick around.

Well, that's why I want to go Thailand, but it's rainy season in Thailand. Um, August, July, August, September is like the middle of monsoon season.

Rainy season ends end of October. I've been looking at flights.

Suvarnabhumi, if we go middle August

£640, pretty good. 9 PM flight, 3 PM arrival,

direct as well. The cheapest one would be

Why are there no cheap ones?

What?

Oh.

Oh, £250! Are you joking?

Shenzhen Airlines, £250.

About in September, get slapped around by Chinese airport people. Wait, your ticket. Take your ticket out. Turn around.

Shenzhen Airlines,

250. So you arrive at Shenzhen Bao'an International Airport at 5:00 PM, 7-hour layover, and then midnight flight to Suvarnabhumi 3-hour flight. So you got 12-hour flight to Shenzhen and then 7 hours sitting around and then 3 hours to Savannabumi, arriving at 2:00 a.m. in the morning.

Jesus, can't even get a taxi at 2:00 a.m. £250 though, that's damn cheap.

370 KLM.

Is it KLM Airlines or was it Malaysia Airlines? I forgot. The one that got shot down. Well, that's September.

I feel like I should print out my ticket. I'll get shouted at again. China Southern Airlines,

250. That's so— that's cheaper than the taxi to Heathrow. How can a plane— how can 2 plane flights, because you got to do a layover, be cheaper than a taxi?

Indonesia, that was really expensive. I checked earlier. DPS Bali,

£400. China Airlines, or see— oh.

They don't have direct flights to Indonesia. You got to stop at—

you got to stop— where's Changi Airport? Is that Singapore? You got to stop in Singapore. There's no direct flights.

Nah, I'd rather get a direct flight from Thai Airways.

And spend a couple hundred more.

They treat you good.

Direct only. What about Eva Airways? £500. Thai Airways, £545. Leave at 9, arrive at 3. It's pretty good.

This is for end of August, but I want to go beginning of August. What are we waiting for?

Oh, £1,000. Beginning of August is expensive.

First 10 days of August are really expensive. Like £1,000. £900. If I really desperately want to go in the beginning of August, I'd have to spend £1,000.

But then after the 10th of August, it gets cheaper.

£680.

15th of August, 640. 7/18th

of August, 500. Oh, 555. That's lucky. 18th of August, that's still a month away. I want to go now.

16th,

£680. Ah,

it's like £500 more expensive if I go in the first 10 days of August.

Holy crap, market's ripping.

Maybe I just gotta shell out £1,000 then.

I could go next. I could go this Friday.

Yeah, carry on renting this place, I guess. Oh, 1,259. Get a flight this Friday.

That's nearly triple the price if I just wait for— I could get business class if I just— it's like, get Economy, £1,300 for this Friday, or wait until September and get business class for that price.

No, I'm not taking a bus. It's like 8 hours drive.

I don't know, should I wait a month to save £500? I make £500 in 3 days.

I basically got £500 back for free by sending the Nighthawk back.

So if I get the bus, I need to get a taxi to Exeter. Taxi to Exeter is £170. The bus is like £20, so I'm still spending £200 to get there. But it— but now I got to get a 2-hour taxi and then I've got to get an 8— 7 or 8-hour bus.

It's not wasting £450, it's wasting £200. You think it's free to get to the bus stop? You think the bus stop is right next to my house? I've got to go to Exeter. Do you know how much it costs to go to Exeter from my house in a taxi? Nearly £200.

Imagine thinking I live in Exeter.

If I take the bus, the whole trip will take, I don't know, 10 hours, and then I'd only save £200. Not worth it. My cupcakes.

Yeah, maybe there's a bus here from here to Exeter, but It'll probably take like 3 hours stopping every— stopping at every town on the way.

So it's either like a 15-hour bus ride for £50, or, you know, you're trading time for money, aren't you? And I don't want to sit on a bus, 2 buses, for 15 hours. I'm not Sunny. I don't know how Sunny sat on the bus for 11 hours to come see me.

If I was Sunny, I'd just— unknown. I would demand my boyfriend he pay for my taxi, or he drives here himself if he wants pussy. But Sunny was quite generous in the way that she was willing to get on the 10-hour bus. I would not get on a 10-hour bus to go see Sonic. You think? Yeah, she

kept complaining because I didn't come and visit her, because yeah, I'm not gonna drive 6 hours to Devon in my car and spend hundreds of pounds on charging unless you've got your own place I can stay at.

There's no train station at Tavistock, I think. There's one at I think Gunness Lake. So then what? I park— how do I get to the train station? I've got to get a taxi to the train station, don't I? It's just too complicated. Look, I go on Google Maps and then I look at Exeter. Let's say I want

to get to Exeter

with public transport. It says 4 hours. Look.

So

where's my house?

All right, so

I gotta walk out my house down this road to the bus stop, and then I've got to get the 117 bus that has 32 stops and takes An hour to get to Bedford Square. So I get this blue line, an hour on the bus all the way up here, all the way there. It goes to— it goes

in a massive circle for some reason. What? It goes like this and then back down instead of just down there.

So I get off at Tavistock. Bus station, and then I walk to the railway station. Oh, there is a railway station in Tavistock.

Where's that? Where's the rail station? What is GWR?

Oh no, no, I get a bus. I get a bus outside the Bedford Hotel in Tavistock. The yellow line. I get a bus, another hour bus, so that's 2 hours now on the bus. I get an hour bus to Oakhampton. Oh, that is so dumb. Look, I'm there, it wants me to go to Oakhampton to get the

fast train, but it takes me all the way around like that. I go up, left, down, and then back up again instead of just straight up to Oakhampton. And then I would go to Oakhampton, it takes 2 hours to get to Oakhampton by bus from whereas it takes 20 minutes by car. We've been to Okehampton Post Office

and it took 20 minutes. It takes 2 hours by bus.

And then from Okehampton, I would get the GWR 38-minute black train to Exeter. And then from Exeter, I've got to walk to get another bus which takes 17 minutes from Exeter train station to

Livery Dole. And then I've— oh no, that's just the place I randomly clicked. I don't actually know where the Flixbus stop is. It's somewhere here, I don't know.

So then, yeah, I arrive at Exeter train station full of chavs, probably beat me up.

And then from here I've got to find the bus stop. That goes all the way to London. So now we get Flixbus.

Are these Flixbuses? No. Now we're gonna get on these buses all the way to London. It's gonna be like a 6-hour bus ride.

So it's like 3 hours of buses to get to Exeter and then 6 hours bus to get to— no thanks— to save a couple hundred pounds.

You're insane. Taxi to Oakhampton and then the bus. Yeah, I still gotta ride the bus for 6, 7 hours to Heathrow

and then the bus. The taxi to Oakhampton is probably £100. I'll look it up.

From my house to Oakhampton.

Oakhampton rail station.

Let's see how much.

It says no results. What? I can't even book a taxi.

That's insane.

It says sorry, there aren't any cars available. My house to Oakhampton.

Nothing,

nothing. See, I can't even get a taxi there. I hope I can get a taxi to Heathrow. It says I can. I put Heathrow and I put my house. This is £400. Wow Cars, £400 one way.

So yeah, very tricky.

I'm not fussing around just to save a couple hundred pounds when I'm making $6,000 a month.

Imagine spending 15 hours on public transport just to get to the airport to save a couple hundred.

I still need to get the bus from Exeter to Heathrow. It will take 5 or 6 hours. No thanks.

Not worth it to save a couple hundred pounds.

Just get a taxi.

No one complained when PewDiePie got a private jet to Japan, did they? Are you guys moaning and whining over a couple hundred pounds?

Oh, I just got some money. Oh, my Amazon refund. My money! £590. No, you're retarded if you think it's worth spending 15 hours on public transport just to save a couple hundred. That's insane,

especially when you've got the money.

£590 now. I got my refund money.

What do you mean I don't have the money? I make 6K a month. You think I care about a couple hundred?

Wait, what? It's not even finished.

You think I want to get public transport after I've been driving a car for a year? No thanks, surrounded by chavs and oldies.

You do realize I've been getting taxis to the airport all the time, and you're only moaning about it now for some reason. I don't know why you're only moaning about it now. You know, every time I went to Japan, I got a taxi.

I have never gotten public transport, trains and buses, to get to the airport. That is some peasant move. Imagine getting the train to go to the airport like a peasant. I've got to walk half an hour to the train station, ride the train for an hour to Victoria, change to the Underground, ride the Underground for another hour,

and then they're gonna walk all the way to the terminal. And it will cost like £50 or £60 when a taxi is like £200.

Really think saving a couple hundred pounds is gonna make any difference in your entire life story? Yeah, it would be like your gravestone says died at age 80 Managed to save a couple hundred pounds because he didn't get taxi to airport. As if it fucking matters.

No, taxi's £400, not £450.

Okay, TB banned. Being rude non-stop all day. I think you need a timeout to chill out.

Take a day off.

TB being extremely rude over a couple hundred pounds just because he's too poor to get a taxi himself.

Time to take a break, I think. Go touch some grass, have a coffee. Time to chill out. Imagine, imagine getting mad because someone gets a taxi to the airport. That's so stupid. It's my money, mind your own fucking business. Imagine nagging and criticizing someone because they want to get a taxi to the airport. Who the fuck are

you, my mum? Fuck off. Get the fuck out of my chat.

Imagine thinking I'm gonna walk down— oh, you think I'm gonna walk to the bus stop with my luggage and then get a fucking bus to Oakhampton and then sit on a fucking train for an hour and then walk from Exeter train station to wherever the Flixbus is and get a fucking 6-hour bus overnight. You're insane. I've got

to get a 12-hour flight to Thailand. You think I'm gonna add a 15-hour bus plus train ride on top of that already when I'm already stressed out and tired just from having to fly 12 hours?

God, people are stupid. Fucking idiots. They think, oh, I'm gonna save £200 and double my travel time. Morons. Utter morons. You have no experience traveling, you don't know how tiring it is, and you think it's worth saving £100, £200, £250 in order to, um, What, you think it's worth

spending all day on the bus just to save a measly couple hundred? That's so idiotic. And then you've got the nerve to call me retarded? You're the fucking retard. You're the fucking retard that prioritizes a couple hundred pounds over your sanity from having to get transport all day long when all it takes is a couple hundred extra

to get A taxi ride all the way there. You're the retard, not me.

Fucking call me retarded. Get the fuck out my chat, fucking moron. Get the fuck out here. Never come back. Join mummy. Get the fuck off my stream.

Constant daily rudeness I have to put up with.

No, you think you can keep pushing and pushing and I won't do anything? Yeah, you keep pushing, pissing me off, and see what happens. You're fucking banned.

Every day is jabbing, jabbing, jabbing. Yeah, you jab too much, mate.

No, he's always Doing little jabs at me every day. Don't think I don't notice it.

I will get the fucking business class, first class taxi just to piss you off more. How about that, fucking idiot?

I'll max out my credit card, get first class, see how you like that.

Imagine thinking I'm gonna get public transport to the airport. Get the fuck out of here.

Barely save anything. Save £200 to torture yourself on public transport. You know how long it takes a Flixbus to get to Heathrow? It takes like 7 hours. It takes like 8 hours.

Flixbus.

From Exeter to Heathrow,

say August, one way.

Why are they all overnight? 1 AM to 5 AM, 4 hours, £25.

I don't want to get a bus in the middle of the night and get there at 5 AM in the morning.

So it's £25 and about 4 hours, but it's overnight. So now I've got to sleep on the bus.

Nah, I'll just get a taxi.

Well, how much is the train? How long does that take? I don't care because I'm getting a taxi, okay?

Look, 6 hours on the train.

Look how complicated it is to get there.

6 hours. I've got to get the bus to Tavistock and then the bus from Tavistock to Plymouth and then from Plymouth I get the GWR train to Paddington.

Oh my God. And then I get the Elizabeth Line underground subway thing to Terminal 2 or 3.

Oh, there's no taxi to Oakhampton. I just looked.

I got 20 kg backpack. I'm not hauling this backpack all the way to this stupid bus stop, breaking my back.

Yeah, there's taxi service to London. There's no taxi service going to stupid Oakhampton. Won't make any money.

I'm not getting on the stupid peasant bus.

There's a bus stop there in Chillerton.

How much does it cost anyway? Like £100? Get a train? It must, it must be at least £200. Because to get the train from Harrietsham to London Victoria is about £40, and Devon is at least triple the distance. It must be like £100 by train and then £15-£20 for the buses. So it's still, I don't know, £150

to use the train versus £400. Oh wow, you're saving £250. And then your travel time is double, plus all the stops and walking about.

No, I couldn't bother. Let's get a taxi.

Yeah, 4 hours from Exeter, but it's 2 hours to get to Exeter. It takes like a half an hour bus to Oricampton and then nearly an hour train to Exeter. So it's at least 2 hours walking, waiting, transferring. 2 hours to Exeter, 4 hours from Exeter, 6 hours.

I get to Heathrow in 3 hours and something in a taxi. The taxi should take about 3 and a half hours. By car,

but yeah, 3 and a half hours by car,

half the time, and I don't have to do any stops. I get dropped off directly at the terminal.

Yeah, okay, how do I get to Lisgaard then? Do you know how far Lisgaard is?

Look how far Lisgaard is. 3 hours.

To get to Liskeard on public transport?

3 hours!

Oh my— I gotta get the bus to Tavistock, which takes an hour, and then from Tavistock I gotta get the bus to Plymouth, which takes an hour, and then from Plymouth I gotta get a train to Penzance— no, to Liskeard— that takes half an hour. That's 2 and a half hours just to get to Liskeard, and then

4 hours from Liskeard, that's 6 hours. I'm telling you, I live in the middle of nowhere. To get to any of these hubs where they've got a big train station, it's going to take at least 2 hours. The bus to Tavistock is an hour.

Yeah, I can get there by my car, but then what? I just leave my car there for 2 months. This at the car park. I can't leave my car there and get towed.

I'm just gonna leave my car at my house. I don't really care about it.

I might sell it, actually. I don't know, I'm thinking I might sell it because even if I come back to the UK, I don't really want to do these driving streams anymore anyway. Bored of it. I'm bored of driving some random bog hill and then walking around 5 hours.

I don't even need a car, I just order my food from Tesco.

So I probably— maybe I sell the car next month.

I only was keeping the car cuz I thought Crypt was going to come.

I might start, um, relisting my car actually.

And then, I don't know, I need— I don't know,

I need to know how I feel. After being in Thailand for a bit, maybe I hate it. Maybe I hate it and I want to come back here and I miss having a car and I'll get another car.

You give me 4K for the car?

Hmm, but I was offered 5K. By carwow.com.

If I leave the car here and come back, who knows what's happened to it. It could have all rusted up, the tires are all deformed. I might have to get all new tires.

I might need all new tires because when I come back they'll be deformed. I think it costs like £400 to replace all the tires. They might give me a deal— buy 4, 20% off.

Maybe I'll leave the window open so it has ventilation.

I leave like a tiny gap open in the window.

Yeah, well, I would have made so much money from being in Thailand, I'd probably just have plenty of spare cash to fix the car.

Fine, I'll unban TB, but stop going on and on about stupid public transport.

No,

I'm getting a taxi. You can't make me change my mind. It's not worth it. It's not worth saving a couple hundred to get the train. I want to get straight there and get on the plane, not fussing about. I'm already stressed out because I got to get to the airport without missing my flight. I do imagine I

get on the train and the stupid British trains always getting cancelled. Oh no, there was a leaf on the train track, train delayed, train cancelled. And then I'm now freaking out and then I get a taxi anyway. That's what happened. British trains are so unreliable.

I've had so many times where I needed to get to the job centre and the stupid train was cancelled. And then I had to get the replacement bus.

So I'm just, I'm trying to minimize stress, and some you just have to pay extra money to do that. Unfortunately, I'm not willing to ruin my most important day where I need to catch a flight with stopping here and stopping there and getting bus there and getting a bus here just to save a couple hundred. It's not

worth it. A couple hundred It's not worth it. A couple thousand, yeah, maybe.

If I was saving 500, then yeah, maybe. But save a couple hundred, no, not worth it.

Have holdups on the motorway. Yeah, true.

If my flight is at 9, I should be at the airport at 6.

6. I should, I should leave here at like 12 really to give time for traffic delays. So if, if we leave here at 12 and it goes smoothly, I get there at 3 or 4, and then I've got 5 hours until my flight, which would be plenty of time.

Or maybe I book it for 11 just to be extra safe. To allow up to 3 hours of motorway delays. I really hate living so far away from the airport.

Yeah, I did think about booking a room the night before just to be extra safe, and then I've got all day to get there, and then I'll just do a stream in the hotel room. That'll basically pay for the hotel, I guess.

Could do, but it's more faffing about. I just want to kind of get there as quick as I can. Time is money.

I'll book a room at Heathrow like I did with Chihiro. Me and Chihiro, we booked a hotel in the airport when she went back to Japan. We had sex in it. It was our last sex before I went on my Europe rampage.

I had sex with Chihiro in the hotel, and then 2 days later I met Pira, and then I had sex with Pira, and then I went to Germany and I had sex with a Turkish girl, and then I came back home, and then I met an Essex girl but didn't have sex, and then I went back to

Japan.

Sex trip. 2019 was epic.

Why don't I drive my car to Thailand, go through Russia, meet Moon on the way?

Tell Moon, Crips out, Moon back in

only if she bends the knee. I want the apology formally written.

Crips out, Moon can get back in only if she's good girl.

Imagine how triggered she'd be if she heard that. Because she's got no sense of humor. She's got like no sense of humor at all. She takes everything seriously.

I told her to bend the knee last time, she was like, fuck you, Daniel. These people are such morons. They got like 80 IQ.

Imagine getting mad at saying bend the knee when it's just like a meme from Game of Thrones. Have you not seen Game of Thrones? I'm just memeing, I'm not being serious when I say it. Bend the knee.

Oh God, people need to lighten up.

So yeah, do I get a hotel? If I get the 9 PM flight, I don't need it, but if I get the 11:50 AM flight, I would need it.

Maybe I'll livestream the whole taxi ride, but then I wouldn't be able to talk unless I chat with the taxi driver.

That would be funny. Livestream the whole trip to Heathrow. I would if I wasn't nervous about talking. If I just tell him, by the way, I'm gonna be livestreaming, then maybe it won't be as awkward. But then I won't be able to just talk freely because I'd feel silly because he would hear everything.

Damn it, I wish self-driving taxis would hurry up and be a thing. I would love it. Imagine the taxi pulls up and he takes you there and you can talk and there's no other driver.

Uh, maybe in 20 years' time.

Yeah, I know they don't care, but I care. My behavior and mood completely changes if there's someone here. Like if there was some guy sitting at my computer fixing my computer, do you think I'd be talking like this? No way. I would be basically a mute. I'd be like, okay, I wouldn't even say a word. I don't

care if they don't care. It's not about if they care or not. I care. Everyone keeps telling me we don't care or they don't care. I don't care if you or they don't care. I care because I care. I care. It affects me. I don't care if it affects them. It affects my ability to do my job,

which is talk. I can't talk if there's people around me. I don't care if they don't care. I know they don't care. I care.

I feel embarrassed talking to myself, and especially the things I talk about. I feel embarrassed.

Imagine I'm just talking about banging Bobby Brown and he made me shit myself and I'm in the taxi. No way,

I wouldn't be able to talk.

Yeah, maybe if I give the car back to my mum, uh, then— I mean, basically it's her car anyway because she paid for it, so I just give it back to her and then I don't have to pay her back the 10K. Genius.

What? Who got scammed? I unbanned TB. No one got scammed.

I only owe her 10K if I keep the car, but if I give her the car, then it's her car that she bought for 10K, and she got a good price because it was a good car. Would probably cost like 12K to buy brand new.

So I don't know when I need to figure out when am I going to Thailand.

Do I just ditch the car here? I gotta bring my car keys with me because I'm not gonna risk someone breaking in, stealing my car. So I'll bring both of the car keys with me,

put it in a special bag,

hide it in the loft. I need to make sure so if someone does break in, there's nothing here to steal, but unless you want some beers or a printer.

So I need to figure out when I want to go. Do I really care if it's rainy season? I could stream in the rainy season, whatever. It's not going to rain every day, it'll just rain like a bit in the afternoon.

So maybe I'll go in August, like middle August,

and then if I really love it there, then I'll just go Vietnam for a week or two and then back Thailand for another 2 months. Well, I might go to immigration, extend it from 60 days to 75 days. So I could stay 6, 4, 8, 10 weeks. It's a shame they don't let you extend it to 90

days like Japan does. I don't understand why Japan lets you stay for 90 days but Thailand only lets you stay 60 and you can extend it up to 75. Why don't they, they just make it 90 days? Do you not want tourists in the country longer spending more money in your country? Why are you limiting it to

60 days?

So I'm thinking middle to end of August to go, so I'll be there September, October, or maybe I go in September. Oh, I don't know.

Ah, I just— I don't want to wait 3 months. I'm bored.

Maybe I'll go October instead.

I don't want to abandon Devon. I want to come back, which is why I want to keep the house.

Unless I love it so much overseas.

Mr. Meow Meow loves my house.

Do you want your belly rubbed? Look at his arms.

He's twitching.

Oh, I want to take Mr. Meal now.

God, I wish I was a cat.

Life looks so easy.

Why is it easy? I'm in a dream. It's twitching.

It's twitching.

Last time I had human contact this morning,

I said hello to the UPS man.

My cupcakes are done.

What, you mean touching a human? I haven't touched anyone since Sunny. How would I touch anyone?

Cupcakes ready, guys. Help yourselves,

plenty for everyone.

You've got to let them cool down, otherwise they get stuck in the paper.

Pimples are healing up nicely.

Definitely because of the aspartame.

I cut the aspartame out my diet, skin's getting better already. No more Coke and no more energy drinks, no more Sunny Sugar.

Damn, this box is really heavy. It's very thick.

Yeah, I like having a house because you can store stuff in the house. And you can live in it without your nagging mum being there. So yeah, maybe I just try and make it work so I've got a house and I travel like Jin E.T.Y does.

Why not? Best of both worlds. I have my cake and eat it, unlike Sunny.

We— his body's so tiny.

Got tiny rib cage, tiny stomach.

Maybe I'll change net worth to savings. That's more accurate. I think it makes more sense if I change it to savings. What do you think?

Savings.

Yeah, looks better.

Mummy and TB gone.

Thank God, they're the most annoying people. They're like the most— 2 most annoying people in the chat.

My net worth now,

isn't it minus £18,000 because of the car debt, the mum debt?

Well, my car is an asset and it's worth £5K, so you can minus that off the debt.

I don't know how to calculate. You gotta add up all my belongings, like £1,000 laptop,

£500 sofa, a washing machine. I own a lot of stuff. I probably own thousands of pounds of stuff. £5,000 car. I own probably thousands of tech, like a Switch 2, Bearbox, 4 phones, Flip 7.

So my net worth is probably closer to £10K, minus £10K. Minus 5K.

Yeah, I sold all my stocks. I said already like 100 times.

Yeah, I think savings is more accurate wording for my money.

Why is there water on the floor?

It's not leaking.

Must have spilled it.

And also, the taxi is going to be a business expense. I'm a content creator. I'm going to Thailand for content. The taxi is to get me To Thailand.

I'll ask AI.

Cupcakes, business expense.

Hey Daniel, if I'm a streamer on Kick and I make travel content going to Thailand and I need to get a taxi to go to the airport, can I write that off as a business expense? Yeah, you can write off travel expenses like taxis to the airport if it's for business. Just keep good records and receipts to

back it up. It's always best to check with a tax professional to make sure you're following the rules. Anything else about your trip you're curious about? So my taxi ride is going to cost £400 from Devon. Kind of expensive, but also convenient. So I can write off the entire £400? If the taxi is solely for business travel,

like getting you to the airport for a work trip, you can generally— Yes, I'm definitely going to Thailand for a work trip. I am a travel streamer on Kick. I make travel content.

Awesome, sounds like a deductible expense then. Just keep a record of the purpose of the trip and the receipts, and you should be good for claiming it. Enjoy Thailand. Any other travel planning you need help with? So what about my flight ticket? And also, what about my condo that I book in Thailand? Is that a business expense?

Yep, your flight ticket and condo stay can be considered business expenses too, as long as they're solely for the trip and not mixed with personal use. Just document everything well for tax purposes. Anything else you need? Well, I'm gonna go for 2 months, so I need to book the condo for 2 months. Will the whole 2 months

be tax write-off? The 2 months could be a tax write-off if the stay is strictly for your businesses. But if you're mixing in personal time, you might have to prorate the expense. What do you mean personal time? Obviously I'm gonna live at the condo, so obviously some of it will be personal time, like going to the toilet,

sleeping, and having a shower.

Yeah, I get what you mean. When I say personal time, I'm talking about any non-business related activities. Yeah, but I'm gonna stream the entire thing, so all of it is gonna be business related. It because I'm streaming.

Got it. Since you're streaming your entire stay, you might be able to argue it's all business related. Document it thoroughly, and you'll need to explain the business purpose if questioned. But I'd double-check with a tax pro to be sure you're covered. Enjoy the trip. Sounds like a great adventure.

What if I fly in my good friend AJ to Bangkok from Indonesia, would that also be a business tax write-off if she's going to stream with me?

If your friend AJ's travel is directly related to your business and she's contributing to your content, you might be able to claim her travel expenses as a business expense. But this can get tricky, and the tax authorities might scrutinize it more closely. Definitely consult with a tax professional to ensure everything's above board. Sounds like your trip is

shaping up to be quite— Yeah, maybe I get her business flight and then it's a business expense because he's got the word business in it.

That's a clever take. The term business class might sound like it fits, but it's more about the nature of the expense than the name. If it's genuinely for business purposes, like having her join your streams, then that might qualify. But a tax pro can give you the final word on that. So if I think it qualifies, but

then the tax people say actually you can't do that, will I get penalized for making a mistake?

Hello?

Yes, I'm here. If you claim something incorrectly, you might face penalties, but it usually depends on whether it's an honest mistake or something more intentional. If it's a genuine error, you might just need to pay back the tax owed with interest. Best to consult a tax pro to avoid any hiccups. Okay, so if I stream my entire

trip to Thailand, can everything be a business write-off? Food, hotels, swimming, gadgets, flights, and taxis— if it's all for streaming content, it's a business write-off.

That's the idea. If it's all genuinely for your streaming content, it could be seen as a business expense. But make sure to keep it legit and well documented. The tax authorities will want to see that these See, told you. £20,000 business write-off. Put it all on the credit card

if you streamed. I mean, my business is I'm a streamer, so if I'm streaming it, it is business related, which means I can write off as business expense. Don't have to pay any taxes. Haha, suck it. Taxi business write-off.

Maybe I put my whole house rent as a business expense since I work in my house. I use the whole house for streaming, don't I?

No, no, no, no, no, no. Stupid cat.

Sleepy, sleepy. You remember I said last year I'll never get in tax problem again because I'll never make massive money again? It's like I jinxed myself. I literally said I'll never have tax penalties like I had before because I'll never make that big YouTube money again, because let's face it, I'm never going viral again. And now look,

I'm making more money than I've ever made my whole life. Now I'm going to pay the tax.

I'm pretty sure taxi ride to the airport is a business expense when I'm going there for business.

Uh, flying AJ out is not about banging, it's about we hang out and

she comes on the stream and that will help me make money, so obviously I've got to give her something back. Can't expect her to do it for free.

And then hopefully we get on well and then we can meet again, and then she can be like a recurring character because she goes to Indonesia a lot. Maybe I go Indonesia too. Or maybe she can come Thailand again. It'll be nice to have some recurring characters that I don't hate.

The only one we had was Blood Bucket and Hong Kong Guy, but then things went weird with Blood Bucket after we had sex. Yeah, ever since we— me and Blood Bucket had sex, we didn't meet again.

Did you notice that? Things get kind of weird when you have sex. Like, if I bang Hong Kong guy, I would not meet him again. I only met him again because I thought it would be content, but no one cared, so I was kind of annoyed. Didn't even get 100 viewers on that stream with the Hong Kong

guy. I was so pissed, and I had to pay for yakiniku. I thought I'd get at least 150 viewers. I thought people would be like, oh wow, Hong Kong guy. No one cared.

People barely even remembered him. But if I had sex with him, they'd be, oh wow, are you gonna have sex again?

So sad, isn't it? And then people wonder why I don't have friends. Number one, I don't want friends with guys. And number two, it doesn't even get any views. I hung out with a Hong Kong guy, like, who's a friend, didn't get any views. I get more views if I'm alone. So why would I hang out with

someone if I don't get any views and I don't even get any sex? For that reason, I had to cut off Hong Kong Guy forever.

You remember the last thing he said was something like, don't think I'm going to be seeing Daniel, don't think me and Daniel are going to be meeting again. Yeah, he was right.

Unfortunately, there's No point meeting him again. I don't enjoy his company. He doesn't bring views, and we're not having gay sex, so he brings nothing to the table.

Who has a crush on me?

No, she never said that.

When am I gonna pay my mum? So according to my calculations— oh look, Mr. Cat, my meow meow sleeping.

Where's my pen down there? Do I know Miyako? Is she that hot Japanese girl? Yeah, I thought she's on YouTube. No, she's— isn't she on Instagram?

Look, I got one Sunny hair.

She's also on Kick. Wow. So, um, according to my calculations, I will have

3K,

3K end of July,

6K

end of August.

Um, 9K,

maybe 9K end of September

minus expenses. I reckon I could save £3,500 a month. There's 7K, 9K, 10K. Yeah, it's 3— end of September, maybe 10K.

End of October, 12K.

End of October.

So I reckon, hmm,

12K.

Minus 3K for

Thailand, maybe

9K

end of October.

9K. So maybe I can pay my mom 9K back. End of October and fund Thailand.

Could be doable as long as I don't splurge.

9K end of October, but I got a minus 1K AJ's expenses. I don't know if I'll get more viewers if I'm in Thailand. Depends really, might get less.

9K. Oh, don't forget I've got council tax again, £700 November, and also income tax January, another £700. Yeah,

I'm hoping we get more viewers, plus with AJ. People might be interested.

So 3— I'm spending 3K for taxi, flights, and my condo for 1 month. So another month be like 5K food, probably like 5K 2 months in Thailand.

5, maybe 5. Maybe I stay in Thailand. Maybe I do 2 months, I leave, go Vietnam for a week or two, go back Thailand another 2 months. I do like 5 months there and then I just ditch my house. I'll come back here in March next year. The car will be a rust bucket.

AJ might feel pressure. AJ doesn't have to do anything. She just has to let me point my camera at her and then talk. That's it. That's all she has to do.

Would I use my IRL setup in Thailand? If I can get the damn thing working. If I can go Thailand and turn on the fucking hotspot, then yeah, I would use it. But it seems like I can only turn it on when I'm in my house.

When I met Blood Bucket, all I did was I just pointed my camera at her and she read chat and I got 200 viewers. I went from like 100 viewers, 120 viewers, up to 200 viewers just because I pointed my camera at Blood Bucket. I didn't even do anything. I just sat there not even talking. You look

at the Blood Bucket streams, I'm just pointing my camera at Blood Bucket and it doubled my viewership. You just get them to re-chat and interact with the viewers and get double viewership. Easy. You don't even do it. Don't even need to do anything, actually. We could just sit in my hotel room and get snacks, but I don't

know if she'll feel comfortable being in my hotel room. The stream will be on, so it's not like I'm gonna try anything.

Or we can go to, I don't know, It's just,

it'll be kind of noisy and hectic outside.

Let's find somewhere a bit quieter.

Bathtub stream. Yeah, the hot tub, hot tub, hot tub stream.

I saw this one channel on Kick. All they do is they get a bunch of girls in bikinis and they wrestle in like a water paddling pool, and they got thousands of views. It's so funny.

It's like bottom of the barrel content, but it works, so who cares?

Yeah, all I need to do is like with Sunny and Blood Bucket, we just walk around, I'll point the camera at them and they talk to the chat. Faster was terrible cuz she never talked to the chat, she just ignored it and walked off. She was really boring. I did streams with Faster and I didn't get the

same viewers like I did with Blood Bucket and Sunny. I need a Phase 1 Sunny.

I kind of ruined things with Blood Bucket after I had sex with her, unfortunately. I probably shouldn't have had sex with Things got kind of awkward and weird after we had sex.

I just— I can't figure out the mailbox. The hotspot doesn't turn on.

Outside. Maybe it will magically work in Thailand when I switch out all the SIMs.

Dimash thinks it's like the SIMs confusing it, but I'm going to have to switch out the SIMs when I go Thailand.

Yeah, so she doesn't need to feel pressure. It's a very easy thing to do. You just got to be okay being on camera,

and everyone knows what she looks like already, so it's not like she needs to hide her face. People know what her face looks like.

Well, if I go Japan, Blood Bucket wants me, maybe we could

imagine 200 viewers on Kick.

That's why I wanted Chihiro back. Imagine Chihiro on Kick, get 300 viewers, maybe get all the old YouTube viewers back.

But I can't. She's moved on.

So now I need to decide when I want to go to Thailand.

Um,

I looked at Suspender's stream and it wasn't raining on his stream. I don't think it's raining nonstop every day just because it's rainy season.

Yeah, things do kind of get awkward when you have sex with a female friend.

Things weren't awkward when me and Sunny started having sex, but then Sunny started getting mad because she wanted to be the number one girl, not like the side piece. So she wanted me to dump Faster and make her my girlfriend.

You know, things start off fun and then girls start, you know, they want to lock in the relationship and then they start expecting more and then they build resentment and then they dump you.

It's always like, oh, in the beginning it's fun, and then they go, yes, in the beginning it was fun, Daniel, but I need more. It's not enough. I need this. And I need that, and I need you to compliment me every day, and I need you to text me all the time like you care about me. And

then it's always, oh, but in the beginning you didn't need that. And she goes, yes, but things changed. I want more. They always want more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more. They never want what they had in the beginning of the fling, and they just progressively want more, more, more, more, more, more, more. And

then they build resentment and then they dump you.

But I would never want to— like, me and Blood Bucket, we're not going to date, are we? So obviously it was just going to be a bang

as friends and then stay as friends.

So yeah, I mean, imagine Blood Bucket demands she becomes my girlfriend. Never going to happen.

Friends with benefits gets awkward because it's like, yeah, I want to have sex because why not, but then I don't really want to date them. So then they get mad because you don't want to date them, then they feel like they're being used.

Or maybe you have sex and, and you want to date them but they don't want to date you, and now you feel annoyed because you're like, oh, but we're having sex, why can't you just be my girlfriend? And then she goes, I'm not looking for a boyfriend, Daniel. And then you get jealous because she's meeting other guys

and you can't control her. So it gets all messy, doesn't it?

I don't know. I mean, friends with benefits,

it's fine until someone starts catching feelings and wants it to be monogamous. But if you both don't want it to be monogamous, then it's not going to work.

Gets sticky and messy.

So maybe decide if you want to date them or not before you have sex. If you don't want to date them, don't have sex. But let's face it, I'd probably have sex anyway and then worry about consequences later.

Up to you.

It's not like I'm gonna say no if someone says you wanna have sex.

I've never turned down sex. Actually, I have, technically.

When I booked that hotel for Pia, she asked me to stay with her and I said no, and I went back home with my mum, played Rainbow Six. So I kinda did. In— but we already had sex, so I don't think that counts. I think what it means is you never had sex with them before, and then

they ask— they like offer you sex and then you say no. But I already had sex with her in the morning, so maybe that doesn't count.

Maybe I'll try my cupcake.

Might try my cupcake now.

Might check stock market quickly.

Tanking a little bit.

I think it's gonna tank. Cupcake time! I'm hoping that it peels out of the cupcake cup without sticking.

Why is sex most important thing for you? It's not money is more important than sex. I'd say sex and then safe— no, safety, money, sex.

Hmm. Oh, it does come out. Interesting.

Oh, interesting. Before, I coated the cupcake cup in oil and it still stuck to it, but this time I put the oil in the batter and let it cool and it didn't stick. Interesting. Here's my cupcake. See if it's any good.

It's kind of raw in the middle.

I mean, it's still good.

Maybe some syrup.

I've got some Golden syrup or maple syrup?

Crips would be proud, respecting her country.

Unless she's not patriotic because she's actually a native. Do you think Native Americans hate America and they're not patriotic? You never see any natives in the army, do you? Like they don't want to die for the country when it's not their country. Their country got destroyed.

Hmm, pretty good.

Bit raw,

bit doughy.

Why do the natives live separately on reserves?

I thought segregation came to an end. Why is all this racial stuff always between black and white people, but no one ever talks about natives?

Why don't they integrate?

Is it because they're

racist?

Paper sticking to it.

Yeah, isn't there a massive protest in Essex about migrant hotels?

Isn't this what happened in Liverpool and

they arrested people over Facebook posts?

Why is my flat— I mean, my cupcake so flat? It's not really cup-shaped.

I think Blood Bucket watches my kick.

She refused. Do you remember 2 years ago I said I'm on Kick? She said no more Super Chats from me then.

She probably thinks it's a scam website. A lot of people think Kick's like a shady, shady website where you're going to get scammed somehow.

This is basically just milk and sugar, isn't it?

Milk, sugar, and flour.

It tastes good, it's just the texture is not very cupcakey. It's very flat.

Ah, so stark.

Might have some milk.

Oh

yeah, that's some nice milk.

これだ。

Do do do do do do do.

Ahem.

Maybe I'll buy those Thailand tickets.

Maybe.

Fire— is Eva Airways any good? Or what is Eva Airways?

I never heard of them. £500 direct flight.

Taiwanese. Oh, I thought it was like African. Is it any good?

6:23. 14th of August. 8th of August. Oh, imagine in 2 weeks I could be in Thailand.

It seems like it's cheaper than Thai Airways.

If I book it now, I'll go into overdraft unless I get this fire.

Second half of August, you can get direct flights for 500 unless I get a cheaper flight. With one stop, like 280. Hey, Hainan Airlines.

I can get a cheaper flight that's not direct.

Do I really have to wait till November? Oh my God, what am I going to do?

Well, I spent the first $6K paying my credit card off and paying rent. Rent, credit card overdraft was like $5K, plus I bought some stuff.

I just paid off my rent— I mean my credit card, and I've only been on Kick 1 month. So I'm hoping the second month start rolling in some money.

I've streamed it exactly one month, but I had to pay off credit card overdraft and rent.

We're in the second month now.

Is the weather really that bad? I don't remember because I didn't really go out. I was in the condo most of the time,

but I remember the evenings were usually rain-free. We'd usually go out in the evening when she came back from work and we'd go shopping.

I think I made $7,000 one month. No,

6,000. In July I've made 4,000. In June I made 2,500. I made 6,500.

Pretty good.

Well, AJ won't come until November, so there's no point going in October. I mean, there's no point going August to September and then, what, leave?

Unless AJ comes earlier, but I think she said she can come in November because she's going to Indonesia again in October.

I hate waiting.

Isn't Kick just a big tax write-off for them?

They're like, operating expenses with Kick, $1.7 billion tax write-off.

All these streamers using our bandwidth that we have to pay for, our business expense.

I doubt AJ wants to come to the UK. She seems like the kind of person who likes tropical weather and beaches and stuff, hot countries. I don't get the feeling she would like the UK.

So if I look at

November, £500 direct flight.

I really hate the weather now. I didn't realize it controls so much. Dictates so much. It's like you have to plan your life around the stupid weather.

Why am I going to Thailand again? Because I'm going to meet AJ. Bangkok will be more interesting than Devon. It's cheaper, and I have a yearning for nostalgia. I miss Thailand. Life was better.

Life in Thailand was so much better than this. This is shit. This is rubbish.

There's nothing to do outside apart from just drive around empty fields and go to Tesco. The beach is nice, I guess. The weather is just terrible all the time. Sunny maybe 4 days out of the whole month.

The house is nice, I guess. It is nice and peaceful here, but oh my God, I'm so bored.

Everyone's going to Vietnam. How's the weather in Vietnam? Yeah, I thought I could go Thailand August, September, and then like a month in Vietnam and then back to Thailand for November, December.

I'll buy my outbound ticket to Vietnam.

Book my ticket now

then. August, September Thailand,

October Vietnam, and then back to Thailand November.

How about that?

Why not? I'll book it now. You just watch. I'll, I'll do it. I swear to you, I'll

Do it, do it! I got 590 in the bank.

Um, August.

Really? Is the weather that bad? Let me look at suspenders.

Oh, he's with that girl again. Look how happy he is with her. She's quite cute though, to be honest. She's not bad looking,

probably better than most of the girls that I've seen on this channel.

It's funny how he went from like emo penguin in Japan to now basketball player. The fuck out of here. If anybody, the only person I have to thank are the people behind the scenes and iceandkick.com. Those are the only motherfuckers I gotta thank. You know what I mean? Not some old-ass man that introduces me to cheap whores.

Get the fuck out of here.

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