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all the way down instead of— I don't know, it kept bouncing. I kept thinking, oh, is this the end?
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0:00–0:05 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_0And it tanked more whilst I was driving. I can't believe it.
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0:10–0:13 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_1I don't know if it's nearly done tanking or not. The account is 4% away from margin call. What time is it? 12
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0:20–0:30 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_2o'clock. What
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0:34–0:38 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_3a tank.
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0:51–0:51 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_4What's
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1:05–1:12 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_5the damage? £400 down on CFDs.
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1:17–1:22 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_6Oh God,
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1:25–1:25 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_7£400 down on stocks and shares ISA, £450 down on Bitmine, £80 down on Tesla.
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1:27–1:35 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_8Surprisingly, the Vanguard S&P 500 ETF is still green, and silver's up a tiny bit.
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1:37–1:43 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_9Everything's down.
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1:45–1:47 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_10So I just went all in short. I'm up £9 already. It's so easy making money today shorting. I've made like £100 shorting, realized. But all my longs at the top are down £760.
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1:53–2:07 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_11It's okay, it's gonna bounce at some point.
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2:15–2:18 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_12Uh, maybe SPY bounces on this fib level.
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2:20–2:23 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_13I'm gonna take my £9 actually.
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2:30–2:31 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_14Oh, £10. Thank you very much.
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2:35–2:37 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_15I'm gonna take my £10.
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2:39–2:40 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_16Okay, maybe I won't. Maybe I won't take my £10.
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2:46–2:51 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_17Oh, okay, maybe £5. Okay, £5 in.
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2:55–2:58 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_18We are all in short, entire account.
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3:04–3:07 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_19Oh, maybe it's bouncing now. Where do you think the SPY is going to stop tanking? Here? Look at my account, $460, down from $1,000. It's insane.
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3:10–3:25 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_20I was all in short all the way down there, and I'm all in long all the way up there. It's ridiculous.
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3:31–3:36 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_21I shouldn't have cancelled out that mega short. That mega short was like— where was it? It was like at 23,000. It was like down there. It would have only been down 200. I closed it out down 400.
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3:39–3:53 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_22All I had to do was hold it for one more day.
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3:58–4:01 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_23One more day.
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4:10–4:11 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_24It's crazy. I held that massive short
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4:13–4:19 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_25For 5 months and I sell it a day before this massive tank happens. I can't believe it. The timing is just insanely unlucky.
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4:21–4:35 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_26I thought that was it. I thought that we were done tanking, uh, there.
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4:37–4:41 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_27Down 600. Yeah, look, I'm at 465 now. When we left Ramsgate, I was at 600. It dropped another 150. I should have left the short open whilst I was driving.
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4:45–4:55 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_28I'm 4— I'm 5% away from being margin called. If it keeps tanking, I'm going to have to add money and buy this dip. Is anyone buying the dip?
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5:01–5:12 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_29Bitmine down to 37. Only silver has kind of held kind of strong.
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5:14–5:19 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_30Yeah, I test drove the new car, took my mom and Dave Gibson to Ramsgate, got fish and chips, we went to arcades. I won a bunch of stuff. I won these wireless AirPods. Wait, let me change camera.
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5:26–5:39 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_31I got these wireless AirPods, very cheap Chinese things.
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5:43–5:47 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_32I got this little purple thing which I'm gonna give to my girlfriend because she likes purple,
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5:51–5:56 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_33and I got
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5:58–5:58 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_34this keychain, and I got blue one as well, but oh, I dropped it on the floor. So got some prizes, fish and chips. God, I destroyed the car battery. I think started the day at 182-mile range.
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6:01–6:21 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_35Um, I think there's 60 miles left on it. How
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6:24–6:28 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_36What? Can't be. It's only 64 miles to Ramsgate and back.
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6:31–6:36 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_37I was kind of flooring it.
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6:39–6:40 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_38Where's that Citroën app?
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6:42–6:43 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_39God, I'm down to 50 miles. What?
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6:48–6:50 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_40A 64-mile round trip Used 130 miles of range. What?
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6:53–6:58 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_41That's insanely bad efficiency. And when the range says 180 miles, you think, oh, only 180. I only did 60 miles, I only got 50 left. That means— wait, what?
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7:03–7:15 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_42I got 50. That means I used 130 of range for a 60-mile drive. Oh my God,
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7:18–7:23 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_43I
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7:31–7:31 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_44should add more money.
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7:34–7:35 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_45How much is this tank? It's only a 4% tank. It could go down to there. That's the next level. Then you're really fucked.
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7:39–7:47 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_46If I don't either hedge my longs with a massive short or add money, I'm going to get margin called if it doesn't bounce here.
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7:52–7:58 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_47We spent hours at the arcades. Shoving 2p coins into the machine. Probably spent like £20.
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8:11–8:17 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_48I just wish I wasn't sick.
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8:40–8:41 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_49You know, the stupid move that I predict I'll make is I will go all in short right at the bottom of this crash, and then it will rip, and then I'll be down $500 on some massive short at the bottom. That's what's gonna happen, isn't it?
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8:47–9:02 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_50Seems like it's gonna bounce on this fib.
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9:10–9:13 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_51I don't think I've drawn my line.
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9:22–9:23 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_52It should be like, like that.
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9:30–9:32 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_53I reckon it should be like that. That means we're still not at the fib.
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9:34–9:38 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_54Looks pretty accurate.
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9:43–9:45 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_55God damn, it's crazy. I made over £100 shorting today, realized, but still the whole account's down £400.
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9:56–10:03 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_56I wasn't going that fast. I mean, I was doing like 70 on the motorway for an hour,
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10:21–10:26 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_57but still, I mean, a 64-mile drive shouldn't use 130 miles of range. I was driving it in sport mode as well, to be fair.
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10:31–10:46 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_58Yeah, I'd expect the same from my old car.
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10:49–10:51 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_59That's just how it is. If you don't drive like a granny and gently accelerate and do under 70, then you're not going to get the estimated range.
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10:53–11:04 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_60Yeah, I was showing Dave Gibson the acceleration, so I put it in sports mode and I floored it.
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11:14–11:18 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_61I got horned at the roundabout joining the M20. I was in the left lane.
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11:21–11:26 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_62For some reason I thought it was its own lane,
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11:29–11:32 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_63not part of the roundabout, and I could just go ahead, but then I don't know. I let one car in and then this other car came in behind me because I cut in and horned at me.
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11:35–11:47 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_64And then he overtook me on the motorway and then I overtook him back and I was like, fuck you,
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11:49–11:54 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_65overtake me, fucking overtake you back, bitch. Fucking horn at me.
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11:56–12:01 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_66You horn at me because I cut in front of you and then you drive slow as fuck. So I overtook him back. He's like, oh my, right of way, I was going around. Shut up, fucking prick,
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12:04–12:16 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_67in your shitty cheap car. I got a fucking Citroën EV, get the fuck out my way, fucking bitch.
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12:21–12:28 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_68I never understand horning at people. I just can't be bothered.
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12:33–12:36 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_69It's so pointless. I think unless you're trying to alert someone of your presence, then what's the point of horning?
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12:39–12:45 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_70Yeah, I always kind of mess up at the roundabouts, like I enter it too early.
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12:50–12:53 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_71The car is not as agile as the Peugeot. And also the turning circle is not as good. And also you've got like, oh, it's like steering a boat with that steering wheel.
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12:56–13:08 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_72With the Peugeot, I could just be like, but this one I gotta be like, whoa, keep turning it.
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13:11–13:16 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_73Go short, all in short.
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13:19–13:20 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_74We ain't at the bottom yet, guys.
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13:22–13:24 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_75Damn, I make £50 if it goes back to that. All-in short is powerful.
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13:28–13:33 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_76Why'd I get rid of the Peugeot? Well, they gave me some bonuses, cashback. I really like the look of my new car.
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13:35–13:43 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_77As soon as I saw it in the forecourt, I was just drawn to it.
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13:47–13:50 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_78That's just— it looks so good.
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13:53–13:55 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_79Tank it. Oh wait, you can't see.
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13:58–14:01 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_80Tank it, tank it.
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14:04–14:07 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_81Look at my— uh, well, I went back to 500, so if it goes back down there, it won't drop back down to 450. It will stay at 500, and I'll take profit 50. I don't think it's bottomed yet, which means it probably has.
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14:09–14:22 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_82Yesterday I thought it bottomed and I closed out all my shorts. Big mistake. Do you think my fib level's drawn correctly? I went from this low covering this high and,
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14:25–14:39 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_83um, yeah, it's lined up. Get rid of this. Get rid of these lines. Well, it has lined up with these areas.
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14:42–14:49 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_84I thought it was— it did try to bounce here. Tanks again. It didn't even try to bounce there, just tore right through it.
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14:53–15:01 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_85Well, I'm up £5 already. The power of all— oh, what? I just lost it all.
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15:04–15:09 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_86What? It moved like 1 millimeter and I lost it all.
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15:13–15:15 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_87I'm already in Tesla, I'm down £22. I thought, uh, Elon's pay package getting approved would rip it.
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15:23–15:29 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_88And when this finishes tanking The rip is gonna be nice
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15:33–15:38 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_89unless I'm all in short, then it won't be nice.
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15:41–15:43 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_90Oh God, I'm down £15.
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15:52–15:54 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_91Oh God, I'm down £20 now.
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16:04–16:07 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_92Now I thought— I think maybe the bottom is like there. Fib line with trend line.
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16:20–16:26 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_93We went to Wetherspoons. I had fish and chips.
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16:35–16:38 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_94We were playing the, the penny machines in the arcade for hours.
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16:54–16:58 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_95The guy just gave me this. I said, can I get this? And he just took it out and said, here you go.
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17:02–17:07 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_96Quite cute. And I got this earbuds.
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17:09–17:12 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_97Yeah, Ramsgate's quite nice actually. I usually go to Dover for like a beach town. But is that— Ramsgate is way nicer than Dover.
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17:36–17:46 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_98It said I averaged 3.6 miles per kilowatt.
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17:49–17:53 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_99Uh, percentage of my portfolio for Tesla is 4%.
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18:00–18:05 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_100I think that's what it means.
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18:08–18:09 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_101No, 24% of my portfolios. I got 40% in Bitmain, 24% Tesla, 15% long S&P,
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18:13–18:23 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_10210% normal S&P, 5% silver, and I got like a couple hundred in rare earth, 100 in light strategy. £20 in Beyond Meat, which is down £85— I mean, 85%.
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18:26–18:40 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_103Oh God, I'm down £34 on this short now. Did I just time the bottom perfectly?
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18:42–18:47 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_104Knowing my luck, I exit this short and then it tanks.
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18:55–18:58 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_105Imagine it just mega rips now.
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19:00–19:02 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_106I'm out. That's a £30 loss.
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19:08–19:09 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_107Whoops. And now it's gonna tank.
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19:32–19:34 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_108Watch.
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19:40–19:40 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_109Back in.
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19:43–19:43 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_110Oh, for fuck's sake.
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19:56–19:57 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_111Oh my God,
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20:05–20:06 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_112come on, that's not the bottom. Why would it bottom there? Bottom there, wouldn't it? Like that.
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20:12–20:19 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_113Uh.
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20:39–20:39 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_114Fuck, there's another £10 lost.
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20:56–20:59 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_115What?
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21:05–21:05 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_116Do you think that's another 15 gone? I just lost £50
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21:21–21:24 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_117and it tanks as soon as I close the fucking short. Why does it do that?
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21:27–21:31 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_118Current balance, $492. It should be at $540. I just lost $40-something.
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21:40–21:47 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_119Now the thing on the right is the value of the NASDAQ right now.
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21:55–21:59 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_120Yeah, I was at 1K a couple days ago. Now I'm at 497.
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22:03–22:06 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_121I was shoving penny coins into the arcade machine while shorting the market. I made like £100, but now it's gonna tank, isn't it? Yeah, fuck you.
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22:11–22:21 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_122Ah,
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22:35–22:35 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_123give me some green.
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22:40–22:41 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_124Yeah, Noah. Yeah, yeah, Noah. Yeah.
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22:47–22:52 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_125Yeah,
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23:00–23:00 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_126Noah.
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23:04–23:04 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_127I'm already in all along.
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23:27–23:28 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_128£8.
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23:32–23:33 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_129Whoa, it just ripped.
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23:43–23:45 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_130£6.70.
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23:48–23:49 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_131I'm at 487.
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24:12–24:13 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_132I had a nightmare last night. I had a nightmare that I had 9K in CFDs and it went to zero.
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24:26–24:32 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_133I woke up in a cold sweat.
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24:34–24:35 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_134I would not recommend trading. I've lost so much.
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25:17–25:20 · rev_65b8baacec8d790d25187003a563d088_135