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Testing. Today going to Tesco.

I need food.

Hey.

Need to get bin bags,

eggs.

Uh, fed up buying bread. It keeps going off. There's too much bread in the bread bag.

Can't they just sell like 5 slices? I don't want the whole loaf.

I need milk.

Made $102 yesterday.

$100 a day now, down from $240.

嗯。嗯。

Might as well go Tesco now. I don't know what we're waiting for.

11 o'clock. Hopefully it's not too crowded.

Just might just go Tavistock Tesco.

I really need to go to the big one.

I don't know if I do laundry.

I want to wash this jumper because it— I don't know why, it kind of smells like vomit. That's really weird.

What else have I got to wash?

I think that's it.

I don't know if it's worth just washing one jumper and a towel.

I wish the weather was nice. Could have gone to Kit Hill.

I miss walking around in the sunshine. When's this horrible weather gonna stop?

Stop. It looks okay now, but then it will suddenly start raining.

Oh, the ice is growing back. Maybe I unplug it whilst I'm gone, let it melt.

Turn it off.

Doesn't stink anymore.

I didn't even eat those spring onions and they've all gone weird. Kind of stopped eating spring onions now.

Ice keeps growing back.

I don't know, I can't just wash one jumper, can I?

I do want to go to the dump.

Uh, maybe not.

No, I can't just watch one genre.

Could wash my bed sheets. Um,

says rain at 3 o'clock and then sun at 6 to 7.

No, maybe tomorrow.

Tomorrow is

raining again. So annoying.

All right, I need—

I need bin bags.

And eggs.

I guess I'll get ready to leave. It's been a week since I left now.

Testing

IRL mode.

Ah,

a new one.

Uh, what?

Testing.

Hmm.

These massive things will never come in between. You're part of my entity. You're foreign.

Excuse me, could I actually have just recently egg mayonnaise? Thank you. This one? Yeah, I know, the bigger one. Sorry, I didn't get one. Oh, this one?

Thank you.

Uh, don't need any. Should we get some

Cooked meats. Yeah, you got ham. What else do you like? Beef. Yeah, just get some beef then. Get a lot of fresh toys. What cold meat were you eating? Ham. Yeah, come on, let's get some bits so we can make tasty for you and— yeah.

Sorry.

Uh, I wouldn't reckon that.

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Oh,

is

that— card accepted.

Would you

like to continue?

I think that was somebody else's receipt came out with mine.

£60.

Oh, come on, fucking hell, what are they doing?

Uh,

what's

going on?

Oh,

traffic lights here now.

That's why

Everybody knows my name now. It's like the best thing feels strange. Look quick in the mirror, try to stay yourself and see somebody else.

Cause I've had everything, but no one's missing him, and that's just fucking lonely.

Oh my God, what are they doing here? Fucking hell.

These

cars.

Oh, fuck. Fucking cut us off. Jesus fucking Christ.

I don't know why people drive if they're scared to drive.

Testing. Weekend driving is the worst. These grannies, they go so slow.

I don't know, if they're scared to drive, don't drive. They're doing 30 on the fucking 60 road. At least they slow down to let me overtake.

Cost

£60, my shopping.

Not cheap.

I'm gonna defrost the fridge.

Oh, it's all melted. Oh, I don't even need to scrape any ice off. Should have just done this last time.

Oh God,

I should put a bucket under there. Dripping everywhere now.

Need

more towels.

My drive ruined.

Really? 30 miles per hour on the 60 road?

God, what is wrong with people?

At least do 50, I don't know.

Hmm, it's a pretty good trick actually. Don't need to scrape anything.

Excuse me.

Ah, the fucking pennies. Why do they always come out?

I got Chinese selections. Might have,

might have something.

Watch.

Ah, I got a beef roast dinner. I'm not cooking anymore, I'm bothered.

I got chicken chow mein. Does it shut? Ah, it's too big.

What? Why is the cheese stuck to the glass? Why do I even need this? Do I need it?

But tiny bread,

sweet and sour chicken,

Doritos.

Ah,

oh

yeah. Oh yeah, this is my lunch. I got sushi,

dragon rolls,

onions. I don't know why I bought onions even though I'm not going to

Eggs. Oh, smash!

Orange.

Chicken tikka. Rustlers. A Rustlers.

KitKat sausage roll,

milk,

jamon,

another pizza. That's not going to fit in the Fridge, is it?

Fuck.

£4.20 though. I have it for dinner, it'll be fine. Uh, vindaloo, £2.40.

That's it. What?

A really nice road to drive on here, ruined by old people doing half the speed limit.

Scared to drive? Don't drive. Imagine being scared of doing 60. 60 is nothing. Try doing 80. Imagine being scared of doing 60. Imagine being scared of doing 50 or even 40. Like, doing 30 on the 60 road is insane.

Oh God, maybe that's going to be me in 30 years.

Can't be

that scary.

There, sushi and Chinese food.

Look

at

these little things.

£60. This is, this is not soy sauce. What the fuck is this gloopy thick stuff. Why don't they put soy sauce? Thank God I got my own soy sauce. Imagine not putting soy sauce on the sushi. The hell is that thick gloopy stuff?

It's like this thick, gloopy,

uh, stir-fry sauce.

Can't be bothered to cook anymore. I shouldn't have bought the onions, actually.

Recently my dinners have been kind of rubbish. A bit fed up.

I do miss having a long walk and then coming back starving. That felt so nice.

嗯。

They even have cheese and onion here.

Tavistock Tesco is so annoying to get to because you go through the town centre bit

and they're doing roadworks, jammed up, and all these old people crossing the crosswalk all the time.

Saturday, Sunday, everyone comes out to this stupid town centre as if there's anything different on the town centre compared to any other

day. Why they all come out at the same time?

Oh, what's this?

I thought it was gonna have pork in it. It's like weird vegetables.

The Amazon, that

is the Flip 7.

That I bought thinking I was going to do IRL in Thailand, and now I'm not.

Did you see me help the disabled kid in Tesco? He was like, could you please help me get the egg mayonnaise?

I felt like I was working there.

It's just weird because you go all the way to Tesco, just get egg mayonnaise. It's so random.

Oh, spring roll's horrible. No flavor.

Being disabled must suck. Imagine not being able to stand up.

How'd you go to the toilet?

Getting a girlfriend must be nearly impossible.

I don't even know if I want to be alive anymore.

Oh, I feel sick. It's so carby.

Can't drive either.

It tastes so flavorless.

Oh, I can taste it all.

If I get diagnosed for autism, do you think I get some protection from things I say online?

Oh God, I feel sick.

Everything's just so carby.

What if I have Tourette's and I can't control the things that come out my mouth? Which is kind of true.

Oh, these hula hoops

Rubbish. Pine flavor. Should have gone beef flavor.

Not a very good lunch.

And I've got nothing to do for the rest of the day. Nice.

I wonder if those ready meals taste horrible as well. They're about £3 each. You could buy 3 you get 3 for £8.50,

so it comes down a bit. How much is that?

£2.80 each,

something like that.

But for £2.80, you could buy a bag of

rice. And then for another £2.80, you could buy all the vegetables you need. And then for another £2.80, you can get the sauce

and the meat. And then you could probably make 10 of those.

I don't know, you need a lot sauce, probably like 2 jars of sauce,

and then you get sick of it because you make too much.

I'm just bored cooking because I always make the same stuff over

over. And all that deep-fried stuff, the mess. I just can't be bothered with all the oil everywhere.

Deep frying was part, a big part of my recipes,

like fish and chips, the tonkatsu, or the schnitzel as British people know it as. I didn't know it was called a schnitzel Because I first ate it in Japan, so I learned of it as a tonkatsu. Never heard of a schnitzel before,

but British people don't understand what a tonkatsu is, but they know what a schnitzel is.

Mm-hmm. Doesn't sound very appetizing. Schnitzel.

Yeah, I can't be bothered with all the mess.

I'm getting really lazy. I just cooked chips and peas and some meat.

What was my best dish? The fish and chips are always not amazing. Usually comes out soggy and doesn't even taste like fish and chips anyway.

Just a bit bored of food, bored of eating.

I

don't know what else to say.

I think I probably will stream my drive back home because it's free charging, isn't it? I get my charging paid for just by having this stream on.

I'll probably leave at like 8.

Or maybe 10.

I don't know. For the setup, because I'm not leaving my laptop here, I can't do my usual setup where my laptop's in the house. Obviously I want to bring my laptop with me, so I'm gonna have to stream using StreamRun, which I haven't used before, but it looks good.

I'm going home to visit. My sister's coming too with the baby.

The problem with StreamRun is it costs 40 cents an hour to stream, but you— when you make a new account, you get $10 free credit. So I've still got $10, which should last me 20 hours, so I've got more than enough credit. Or I could just stream direct to Kick, couldn't I?

But then you don't have disconnection protection. Might get home, have like 20 VODs,

but I think on the motorway it should have internet.

I'll go nice and early, but not too early. I don't want to get stuck in rush hour. Maybe like 9-ish,

maybe between 9 and 11.

First stop is Amesbury, 130 miles away, for the Tesla charger, and then onto the M25.

Southbound. Never done such a long trip on my own before.

Should be fine.

I'm thinking I do some Uber Eats as well when I get back and stream it.

I got to set up my Uber Eats account again, go farm that McDonald's.

Imagine I make like $60, $70 Uber Eats plus my $100 on Kick. I'll be making nearly $200 a

again. I just stay at my mom's house whilst grinding Uber Eats and Kick and whilst paying for my Devon house even though I'm not in it. How stupid is that? But still, it makes me more money than if I stay here.

That's the crazy thing.

Might do that.

God, I hate the weekend.

No stocks, driving sucks because of all the old people doing 30 on the 60 road.

Everywhere's all crammed up as well if you go anywhere, and the weather's

sucks. It's quite warm in the car though,

just a bit windy. Might rain soon.

Major jump. Got you again.

Doing it.

Don't spill the soy sauce.

So easy, so gullible. Got you.

Rinse it or don't

I'm

not missing the crypto run. I've got about £30 in Sweecoin.

Should I buy more? I don't actually have any money unless I go into overdraft.

Oh, that's a lot of milk I wasted.

I've got £2,600 cash and about £2,500 invested in gold and S&P 500, about $300 in

CFDs.

Ah, delivery.

Cheeseburger with cheddar salad, large onion rings, Eton mess. I hate that.

We will preorder the food so it's ready for collection. No thanks.

Where the hell is it?

Della Boli. Oh, it's near Tintagel Castle.

I don't know how these fast food pickups work.

Nice. Wow, my Sweetcoin's up 4% now.

Look, I bought—

where did I buy it? I bought there and I bought there. I bought there and there. I didn't buy any down there.

Though. It's up 262% this year.

Looks pretty good. Probably get back up to there at least.

Yeah, next week should be interesting.

99% chance of 0.25 cut.

Another B livery.

Same one, cheeseburger.

Do you like my new vape?

It heats it up somehow. It comes out warm.

Yeah, but the other ones don't do that, like this one.

It doesn't come out warm,

and neither does this one.

I don't really do cardio. Do you think I'll struggle to do those

really big walks I used to do on stream?

Well, then I don't ever do cardio, so who cares? I just do pure power exercise with my biceps.

I'm such a rude driver. I don't do the hand thing to anyone. I can't be bothered.

I get distracted doing the hand thing. I feel like I'm gonna crash.

I like it when people have their hand on the wheel and they just go like that. That's pretty cool. And sometimes they do it really enthusiastically, like they go, ooh, that's

fun.

One time I didn't do the hand thing, they chased me down, horned at me, and then overtook me and then horned at me again.

Stupid idiot. Some people get pissed.

Are they looking at my face as they drive by? I don't look at people's face. I see the car as its own entity. I don't imagine people inside of the car.

Is it just a British thing, or do you do it in your country as well? You do the hand thing?

My driving instructor always gave me shit for not doing it. I'd be like, do it really feebly. Now I do that with my hand because my fingers look weird when I have them all together like that.

I don't have those chunky sausage fingers to make it look cool.

You know that the motorway traffic cops, they have that sign on the back window giving instructions like, do not overtake? Can I get one of those? I put thank you on it so I don't have to bother.

My instructor said I'm a very— what's the word?

Not selfish, he didn't go that far. Said I'm not a very courteous driver. I don't give a fuck, get the fuck out my way, bitch.

Because I give way to you and then you're gonna do fucking 30 on the 60 road.

No one's driving faster than me apart from some Audi driver.

Got my hot Peugeot coming through, get the fuck out of the way.

I've got 130 British horsepower.

I mean, if I'm doing 60 and the stupid Audi's right on my backside, then I get a bit annoyed because I'm doing the limit. What, you want me to do 80? Okay.

I need to get myself an Audi. I've evolved into an Audi driver.

I left Kent as a noob driver. I come back as a master driver now.

I'll be yelling out the window, learn to fucking drive!

And then they chase me down. I'm like, I'm really sorry.

One time I overtook this car and it was the neighbor because I arrived home and the same car overtook pulled into the drive. I thought that they chased me down.

It was like a visitor of the neighbor.

No, I got 3 points. Don't they expire? Because I got it back in November, so it's nearly been a year, hasn't it? I think they expire after 2 years. Stupid points.

They said

dangerous maneuver whilst operating a motorized vehicle. Vehicle. 4 years! Oh my God, my mum got one too ages ago for speeding. I think she did like 32— oh, 32 in a 30 zone or something silly, like 36 in a 30 zone.

That's why I don't really want to drive in Kent.

Too many hazards.

No, they didn't offer me a course. I couldn't believe it. I thought they were going to offer me a course for a time offence.

£100 fine, which my mum paid, and then 3 points. That's not fair.

All I did was change lane in a straight-ahead-only lane without indicating in front of a police car, in front of the police station as well. It was dark, I couldn't see anything. You can't tell if it's a police car just from headlights.

Yeah, I deleted my Instagram and my Twitter and my TikTok.

Oh, maybe I delete my Twitch as well. No, I don't know, maybe I need my Twitch at some point.

Getting rid of it all.

They did apologize to me, the police. They said, because you did it right in front of us, we kind of had to take action. I was like, that's okay, you're just doing your job. I thought by being really polite they might be a bit more lenient, but no.

I can't believe all I did was a— I can't believe I didn't indicate. I always indicate if I was changing lane unless there was no one there.

Maybe I just didn't push it hard enough,

or maybe I just didn't indicate. I don't remember. I was really stressed because the stupid hospital kept phoning me. They couldn't start my mum's procedure without getting my phone number, and my mum didn't know my phone number, and they needed my phone number before they could do the medication. Location. So they kept spamming my phone and I

needed the screen to look at the maps. The phone call kept coming up blocking my maps

and I was in the wrong lane to do a right turn. I should have just went straight ahead to the roundabout and done a U-turn.

Neighbours standing in the middle of the road out there having a chat.

Gossiping about the neighborhood, probably.

The neighbors all seem like they're friends with each other.

Don't know about the TV. Maybe,

maybe later.

Yeah, I think I'm gonna stream the drive home because then I get free electricity, don't I? Kit can pay for it.

Free Tesco? Not really, cuz the Tesco shopping bill is nearly as much as I make in a whole day. 1 hour at Tesco probably made me like 7

£10 off my shopping by streaming it.

Is it confirmed then? Are they increasing the tax-free allowance to £20,000? That's crazy. I'll never have to pay tax again.

I barely make £20K.

I mean, I would have if my stupid Kick viewers didn't stop watching. But now I don't make enough money to make $20K a year, I think. I don't know, how much is that a month?

Oh, I probably do make more than that still. It's $1,600.

I probably still make that, but it means I've got to pay less tax because it'll be harder for me to get over the $20K. A limit. It looks like they're actually doing it. It's not just a, a might do it.

Oh, it's just a campaign, campaign pushing for increasing the tax allowance.

By September 1st, petition gathered 281,000 signatures, exceeding the 100K required for Parliament to consider a debate.

Well, of course the public are gonna strongly back it.

Who wouldn't? Who's gonna be like, oh yeah, I want to pay more tax?

Raising the threshold would create £50 billion shortfall in government revenues.

Yeah, so why would the government approve it if they make £50 billion less?

Nice, I got 266 points. I can turn it into a £2.50 voucher.

Single people must earn at least $30K a year to live well in the US.

Okay, am I living badly?

That's 2.5K a month. Actually, I think I make about that still.

Last month I made,

I made 3,600 last month, but Kick wasn't this bad last month.

So far this month I've made 1,500. I'm not even halfway through. Should get another another £1,400. I might make £3K this month.

I did 2 bee liveries and made £50. There's a bee livery now. I can't be bothered. They want some burger from a burger shop. It's offering £30 now.

Oh, they can't

I don't want to do some random fast food thing. I just want to do a Tesco.

No, they must be paying way more than £30 because if I'm getting paid £30, they must be paying like

£50,

cuz I don't know how BeLivery can make a profit then if they're paying— if the customer pays like £40 and they pay me £30,

BeLivery takes what, £10?

But Beelivery has to pay me the 30 plus however it costs, how much it costs for the burger.

Some people don't care, they just want it now, they don't mind spending extra.

Profit margin must be really small for delivery,

but they don't really do anything, do they? They just provide the web website.

Maybe I'll clean the shower.

It's full of hair again.

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Protein the naked way. Plant-based natural ingredients with nothing to hide. They get protein bars. You unfollowed who? All right, this was— I think the biggest iPhone event that I've been to. They had a lot of new hardware, so phones— they just got a bunch of microwave meals, all the accessories for this stuff. A lot of people at

this event, but I spent as much time as I could with these devices before I got kicked out from that space. I have a lot of thoughts I want to share. So first, the phones. We have the iPhone 17, the iPhone 17 Pro, the Pro Max. And the last one, arguably the most interesting one to me, is

the iPhone Air. So there is no more iPhone 17 Plus type product. It's been replaced in spirit by the iPhone Air. And if you'll notice, there is no numerical moniker. It's not iPhone 17 Air, it's just iPhone Air. And I'm assuming it's because it's probably not going to replace this every generation. But this product has a big

screen and good specs because it's Replacing the Plus product, and this is a ProMotion 120Hz screen. But this device is very thin and very light. It does have a titanium frame and ceramic glass to keep it as rigid and as strong as possible. We'll see how that holds up over time, but this is a remarkably thin and

light iPhone. It has similar vibes to the S25 Edge product that we saw a few months back, but that device, it's got a very sharp edge just because it's got very pronounced squarish edges, right? The S25 Edge product from Samsung. But the iPhone Air has rounded edges and it feels very different in hand. It actually feels much

more comfortable to hold. Not that, you know, phone comfort is all that important, but it is something I noticed like right off the rip. So this device has 12 gigs of RAM and the new A19 Pro chip, so it's got the same kind of hardware specs as the top-end Pro products this year. But oh, what's this? The

regular Wide angle lens. There is no ultra wide. There is no optical zoom. Thirty-two pounds. They want four barefoot Merlos, one Smirnoff.

Where the hell is that?

Ah,

I might take this.

Oh God, I just came home, for fuck's sake.

Paying £32 though.

About an hour away.

Iceland Waitrose has that.

They not sell it at Tesco?

Oh, they do.

Oh god.

What? Someone took it. Fucking hell. I pressed accept and it said it's already been taken. Fucking— who took my fucking bee livery?

I would have done that.

Able to crop the sensor for like the optical-like, uh, telephoto, but it is a single-lens camera. You also lose the ability to even have spatial videos or like 3D depth videos if you're looking for that. That would have been easy. It's 5 bottles of wine.

Ah, £32. I didn't think it would go so quickly. Internal space is mostly battery. It's only that top section that has like the camera components and the chips. It is a very densely packed device, mostly for battery. Now this battery is not a physically large battery because it is a very thin device and it's not silicon carbon

like next gen. And you're powering a relatively large screen. All of these things work. I really gotta be quicker. Long battery life on a device. And the quoted numbers that they have in terms Meet the new Status Pro. Pick up the Google Pixel 10 Pro XL with O2 and save up to £700, plus get an extra £200

when you trade in from under £46. The typical battery life testing that they do for these devices is pretty good on paper. Now, if this was any other company, I would be like, that was annoying because there's no way they're hitting that. But Apple has a track record, at least from my testing, to be very aligned with

what their published numbers are. So I need to do some proper testing then. It's not like long battery life, but it is way longer than I would expect considering how thin this device is. There is a new low-profile battery pack. It's fairly big, it's very flat, and it's got like a rounded design compared to the previous generation.

And it also uses USB-C charging. But this pack, every device that I tried to connect up to it did not Fit nicely except for the iPhone Air. So I tried it on the 16 Pro Max, I tried it on the 16, I even tried it with the new iPhone 17 Pro devices. It's just not built for anything.

They engineered it so it only works with the iPhone Air. Normal camera hump, it just needs that really thin camera hump like the visor. Everything else did not fit nicely. There's also a very thin case that Apple makes for this device. It's only 0.9 millimeters thick, but when I had this thing on, it just changed the shape

and feel of this device drastically. I feel like this phone is going to appeal most— I like the black one— that just don't mind cases on the device. The moment you throw a case on it, then what's the point getting a slim one if you put a case on it? Most of the appeal of what makes the

iPhone Air the iPhone Air. There's also a bumper case for it that has pretty stiff rubber compared to what I've seen from previous Apple bumper cases, but again, it just changes the way the thing looks and feels. But overall, it's a very nice looking device, but it does have a single camera, it does have a relatively small

size battery, and based on my ears, single speaker. In terms of color options, the black iPhone here is actually the only black looking iPhone that they're offering this year in terms of like the new ones. The blue color is very pale, it's almost like a cool toned white. The star Starlight is okay, but the white color to

me is my favorite. Now all of these devices have that polished titanium rail and it does get pretty smudgy. So the iPhone Air is priced at $1,000, which if I'm being honest is a little bit cheaper than I thought it would be. Not that it's a cheap phone, but considering Apple and the pricing that they have for

like the super thin products, it's— I would have expected like $100 or even $200 more. Now I think for most people looking at this price tag and at this product, there's gonna be like 2 camps. One group be like, that's crazy, $1,000 for a phone that has less features and less battery than a normal phone. What? Like,

who wants this? And then the other camp looks at it and is like, that is a very nice and elegant and almost just different looking iPhone. For whatever reason, that's appealing. For me personally, I did not think that this would appeal to me. I still got my iPhone 12. The way that feels, just the idea of a

super thin and light phone is awesome. I just, I think I value like a good camera and a good battery way too much. So we'll see in proper testing, but it's a very interesting phone. Uh, now in terms of phones that have— it's funny how these tech reviewers sitting in a hotel, they can't wait to get home

to make the video. Pick up a pro phone like right after holding the iPhone Air is so weird. It's, it's almost like these are like— got to get that video out quick, don't you? Fat, and it's because of the shape. They are actually a little bit bigger than the iPhone 16 Pro devices, and these have rounded corners,

but really when you pick these things up, they actually feel like pudgy or like just bloated in comparison. It's a unibody aluminum design this year. There's no titanium, so it's milled out from a single block of aluminum, and because of that, the back panel has no seams. Like, the back panel is just part of the same material

block as the rail. There is a piece of ceramic shield on the back to allow for wireless charging and to give it that kind of frosted glass texture. It runs the new A19 Pro. Look how small this camera bump is. You can't even see it. Bigger numbers equals better. But it also has a vapor chamber, and it's

very interesting to me that they vapor chambered to cool a phone before they did any of their laptops. And even when they had their overheating MacBooks with Intel chips, they had regular heatsinks, but On this phone, vapor chamber and an aluminum build. Like, I enjoy good thermals on all of my devices, but how hot are these iPhone

Pros really supposed to get? That is a very aggressive and capable thermal system on a phone. Now, the camera system on the Pro devices— all 3 cameras are 48 megapixels now. The telephoto now also goes up to 8x zoom. It's an optical-like zoom though, so it's a sensor crop again. I did test it out real briefly, but

I'm going to reserve my judgment for the proper review. The images do look good though, and having extra zoom capabilities is always nice. The colors are limited this year. There is no black color. There is a dark blue and it does look nice, but if you're someone that just needs to have a black phone, it doesn't exist.

The orange color, it's really cool to look at, and when you just like pick it up on your phone and playing with it, it's very cool. I don't know if I want to own something that is so loud. It's got a very similar orange color to the orange you see on like the Apple Watch Ultra devices. It's

like that really bright, almost like emergency orange. There's also lighter color options. I like the white with this kind of natural silver color. Uh, last but not least, the regular iPhone 17. So the biggest change for the regular iPhone 17 is the inclusion finally of a 120Hz ProMotion panel. It's finally here. So it's only the iPhone 16

16e that doesn't have a ProMotion panel at this point. Uh, it has 8 gigs of RAM and it uses an A19 chip, so not the Pro chip. So everything is a little bit kind of tuned down in terms of performance, but thanks to Post Office, we can forget travel honey woes and bring on sandy toes. And a

significantly bigger battery. Now the rear camera is still arranged vertically, though ultra-wide a 48-megapixel sensor, so it's just more capable, but I'll test that in the future review. Now the front-facing camera for all 4 of these devices have a new square sensor that allows you to change the aspect ratio and zoom in and out a little bit

with just a button tap. You don't need to rotate the phone to be able to go into landscape, and also because it's got that big sensor, it's able to do the Center Stage stuff that we've seen on the MacBooks and the iPads. It's just a way more versatile front-facing camera than before. Pricing on the base model is

the same as the previous generation, but it now has more storage at that base. It's now 256 gigs, which I think is like a nice thing, all things considered. Uh, okay, AirPods Pro 3. So these were very impressive. I put these in and I couldn't really get a gauge of the actual sound quality because it was very

noisy environment, but when the noise cancellation kicked in— Is he half white, half Asian? So much more capable because he doesn't look fully Asian. He's got that pointy nose and it's very distinct as to how much more, uh, just powerful the noise cancellation is on APTX. They claim 2x. I believe it. If that's something you're looking for

and you always thought that APTX was not strong enough, these are legit. Now the other thing that was interesting are the tips. So these now use a— I never really paid attention, but yeah, he does look kind of not fully Asian, but obviously not white. It actually feels very much like silicone, so it's just squishier silicone. And

when you put it in your ear, it does feel different. So the buds themselves sit out a little bit further, especially his side profile looks whiter.

Unfortunately, it's just unique to the AirPods Pro 3, and it It does have a heart rate sensor, which I imagine for most people that care about fitness, if they already have some kind of fitness tracker that does it, there are some cases where having it in the bud is just a better— like if you use machines that

you want to be able to transmit and you don't want to wear watches, there's like various cases. But I think for most— I'm gutted I missed out that £32 delivery. I pressed accept and someone just took it. Last thing real quick, Apple Watches. So Watch Ultra 3 has a slightly bigger screen than before, like the bezel on

the edge is a little bit thinner. But the most interesting thing to me is the new capability for the heart rate sensors to be able to— they pop up maybe 2 or 3 times a day. Like, hey, what's my blood pressure? Check it. I don't even think it's capable of doing that. What this thing does do— you

don't get a lot— monitors your blood pressure. But I only take it if it's easy, like a Tesco or near

So I'm busy checking what they want and where they live before I press accept. By then someone's already taken it.

We don't know how accurate this stuff really is, and I think it's still waiting for approval, but the idea of it is very well done. Now, this is not the first time we've seen this. Samsung has blood pressure capabilities on their watches, but they do need a secondary device to calibrate that thing regularly, and it's just not

something that a lot of people— Reminds me of Amazon Flex. The blocks pop up and they go so quickly. You'd be constantly spamming refresh. For new blocks, and then a whole bunch would drop. All the good ones get taken straight away because these idiots use bots. I don't know what they— they root their Android, have like a

bot automatically grabbing them. The best ones were the 1 PM blocks.

Ray Dalio still going on and on about the decline of America.

Through this, in varying degrees. The second force is the internal political and social force. In other words, like between the left and the right with wealth gaps and not— okay, it definitely has the internal conflict power in which there's a fight between the left, you know, the hard left and the right due to wealth and values gaps

and people not believing that the system will work for them. And so democracy is at risk because they don't believe this. They're not going to follow the rules in the sense they don't believe the rules are there. Number 3, it's of course the leading one side in pain, and that if you look at the probabilities and the

paths and the symptoms, broad-based productivity— it's not an easy thing to do. It goes back to Caesar, you know, he used to get out of the place that's a terrible place, so can I successfully Desperately be an immigrant or whatever money. I'm still hooked on the game. I'm hired to be director of commodities, both to— your business

is only 20% of its data.

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I don't understand the switching from iPhone to Android videos as if it's a hard thing to do.

I've got an Android and an iPhone, they both do exactly the same thing.

They always go on about the iMessage thing. I've never used I use WhatsApp and Facebook. Who uses iMessage?

Just use WhatsApp or Line.

I never once used iMessage.

Introducing the newest member of the iPhone family. Hey, a whole

new— our attention Was to make an iPhone that feels like a piece of the future. Powerful, yet so thin and light it seems to disappear in your hands. Oh Jesus! I hate that thing. We're also using 80% recycled titanium, the highest ever. Space Black, Cloud White. Oh come on! Sky Blue. Jesus Christ! Introducing the newest member of

the iPhone family.

Why do they think we care what it's made out of? I wouldn't even know if it's titanium or aluminium. Who cares? Ah, I'm bored. Oh, I wish I took that delivery.

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Toyota Yaris Hybrid. It's kind of an ugly car.

There was this house I delivered to doing Every, and they had a blue Toyota Yaris Hybrid. The back is really weird looking.

The front's kind of nice. Back's ugly though.

9 hours to go.

Oh God, it's buzzing.

Just think my pizza's okay out here. It won't fit in the fridge.

My fridge fully restocked.

Wait, isn't today the 13th? These go off today. I better cook these all off.

That's what you get buying reduced food,

isn't it? Wait, today's the 30th. I better cook all my sausages then.

Gonna make a lot of sausage sandwiches.

We're going to exercise.

Elbows shouldn't move so much. Shut up.

Easy,

easy.

Well, if I'm using my elbow, I get a strong elbow, won't I?

My elbow would be more powerful.

I'm a boobage.

Wow.

Getting ripped.

Yeah.

My

sausage is burning.

There, my protein.

Uh,

oh

God.

That's how the ripped stay ripped. Oh, I forgot my SD card. I've got to format it.

There's beeping.

Stop beeping.

Oh

God. Oh.

Whoa, did you see that? Holy shit, I'm getting stronger! Did you see that? I can nearly go into vertical mode.

Definitely it's having an effect.

Soon I'll be walking on my arms. Don't need legs anymore.

See, you just do a little bit of training every day, muscle gets stronger.

Definitely making progress on that movement.

The trick is— I mean, the thing I want to do is go from stationary on my hands and have the muscle strength to rotate vertically. Yeah, anyone can do a handstand using momentum, but that's cheating.

I want to go from horizontal to vertical mode like a Harrier jump

yet. I need bigger shoulders for that.

Yeah, then handstand push-ups,

ultimate goal.

It takes a long time because

I don't want to damage my shoulder joint,

so you gotta do small amounts every day.

Damn, look at my bicep. It's like a water balloon.

Looks huge.

The bicep bigger than my forearm. Is

that weird?

Yeah, well, who cares about forearms? Whatever.

It's like a swan.

Yeah, I quite like the handstand exercise because you can actually see the progress you're making, the more you can rotate vertically. I'm a bit bored of the dumbbells because

Uh, I don't know, you don't really notice much improvement anymore unless I will eat more,

I guess.

But with the vertical handstand, yeah, I see myself being able to rotate forwards and still support my balance and weight better and better.

Do you think these are cooked in the middle?

That's why I don't do leg stuff, because it's boring.

What can you do with your legs?

Stand up.

Wow.

Yeah, it's cooked. Oh, I didn't buy containers. Oh, fucking hell. I was supposed to buy Tupperware.

Although I probably don't need it now if I don't do much cooking.

I need to sharpen my knife.

I might sharpen it now.

What is that?

Wow.

C'est

le shop.

It's the same.

Why does it seem kind of gungy?

I don't think it's cooked.

Do do do do do.

You enjoying the stream?

Stream to your liking.

So glad my dear friends enjoying my stream.

Can I put in the other flavors from the old one? Where's the old one?

This is the old one. I like, uh,

but did these run out or what? Why don't these work anymore? I like the sour blueberry.

I don't need 2 fresh mints.

Hmm, blueberry's nice.

How many viewers do you think I lost because I banned people? Do you think they really stopped watching just because I banned them?

This one's weird. Look at this one. Elf Bar

Blue Raz Lemonade.

Definitely not addicted.

Shut up, degenerator, before I ban you.

Tonight the Prime Minister has finally announced that— tonight the Prime Minister has finally announced— what is he speaking General election, a moment the country needs. That was last year. Why are you showing this now?

The moment the Prime Minister has announced. I find his voice really annoying.

Sausage.

We built this city

rock and roll.

I've only got 66 songs in my playlist. That's why the same songs keep playing over and over. I don't know what else to add. I keep removing them because I get fed up.

I get fed up with Nightwish.

Now I've only got 64 songs.

They're so hard finding songs you like.

Justin Bieber's okay, I guess. I just like that Lonely song. I find it relatable as a fellow fagboy.

Muscle.

Do you think he got bummed by Diddy? I'd be depressed too.

Dun dun dun dun.

Sausage, anyone? Daniel sausages.

Come on, get on it, sausage.

I'm bored.

Is it warm out there?

Not really.

Sucks, aren't we boring?

Baby, baby, baby. Oh,

he did get bullied a lot, didn't he? Everyone used to take the piss out of his hairstyle.

I mean, it did look pretty stupid. It looked like a helmet.

He looked like such an idiot.

Whose idea was it for him to have that haircut. He's only 5 years younger than me, 1994.

Oh, shut up, Dante. My hairstyle is better than Bieber's.

Let's see your hairstyle then.

So if you go to Japan, do you just think every Japanese guy has a bad haircut because you don't like the haircut, just because you're not used to it? Very close-minded.

Wow, undercut, how original.

Here's everything that's technically worse about the new iPhone Air that makes it so incredibly thin. So eSIM only, globally. No room in there for a SIM card. Cooling— this has the new A19 Pro chip with one less GPU core, but thermally this will be way more limited than the Pros. Battery has to be worse. If I can't

put my SIM card in, how am I going to use my phone number?

Apple still said all-day battery life in the keynote, but there's just way less room in the phone, so I'll believe it when I see it. There's only a single camera. Speakers are also definitely smaller. You can tell by the grills. There's no millimeter wave 5G, and it does wobble just a little bit on a table because of

that big single camera in the corner. But all of that adds up to a razor-thin 5.6mm phone, and holding it, it's ridiculously light and super cool and made of titanium. But will that titanium be bend-proof? I don't have it here yet, so I can't tell you the answer to that yet. They're fading way harder than it needs

to be.

Get out of my way! This billionaire just changed Speed's life forever, cuz Speed had no idea he just met the greatest trader in history.

Everyone, my client is coming. Just came back

I don't know,

iPhone Air does look kind of cool, but no wide angle, no

SIM. What else?

I've switched my SIMs a lot cuz I got too many.

Isn't eSIM even any good for streaming?

I don't know, I've never had good experience with eSIMs. They always seem to suck.

I like my S10 Plus dual SIM card tray.

But if I'm gonna get a new iPhone, I want it to look really cool, so it would be the Air, wouldn't it? But no wide angle,

streams look rubbish.

I'm so happy with my iPhone 12 Mini.

Well,

Does the job.

They should just make one without a camera. I think it would look way better without a camera. Or maybe just put a really small camera. I don't want that massive lump. And then make it a couple hundred dollars

cheaper. Really don't care about having 48 megapixels.

I'd rather the phone just be flat and not have a massive lump at the top. Looks weird.

I think 12 megapixels is plenty. It's not like I'm trying to sell my photos or make massive prints. I don't care about 48 megapixels.

Yeah, well, I'm not making pornos, am I? And even if I did, I wouldn't want to make it on a super detailed camera.

I just don't know what to do with it.

All I do on my phone is check my stocks, look on Amazon, watch a bit of YouTube.

Don't get I'm not exporting massive files.

Nah, I'd rather get something else. I mean, if I was gonna spend $1,000, I'd rather get a $1,000 TV.

Or get a tablet, maybe.

Pay attention. Pain plus reflection equals progress. And from that principle, my company became the largest hedge fund in the world. Managing how much? $150 billion. But I learned that history of things that never happened in my lifetime before were important things to understand in order to predict the future. So are you optimistic about the future of the

UK? No. No. Okay, in order to bet on what's going to happen on the global economy, I learned that there's 5 big forces that create a big cycle that's repeated through history, which lasts about 80 years. The Fourth Turning. Oh my God, that force that creates wealth and opportunity gaps, and it's connected to the second force, the

internal conflict where you don't trust the system, causing wars between the left and the right. And it's not easy answers. Like tax the rich, and we can get into that. But the third is geopolitical, in other words, international conflict. Then there's acts of nature. And then number 5 is man's inventiveness, particularly of new technologies. Now the question

is, who wins the technology wars? The winner of that determines how the New World Order works. Is this something to be concerned about? No. The question is how you as an individual Handle. How do I as an individual handle it? So there's building your financial strength, flexibility, importance of being open-minded, and how to get more out of

a minute, not how to work harder. And I really urge your audience to learn all of this. So first of all, Motorola Q, BlackBerry.

You can count on Apple to do something wrong in the most creative way possible. The iPhone iPhone Air has a lot of internal redesigns for how they made a phone so unnecessarily thin. And we can at least credit them that they didn't completely remove the USB port, but they did install it off-center. Turns out they couldn't just

put in any old USB-C port in there either because they made the frame too thin, so they had to 3D print the new port out of titanium, the same material as the rest of the frame in order to make sure you can still get the USB 2 speeds that it can deliver. An asymmetrical 480 megabit per second

3D-printed titanium port just so you can slam a battery pack on the back of it and convince yourself that you made the right decision with your stack of cash. What's the best advice that you would give to your younger self? Steve Jobs said it beautifully: you could have a Timex watch, you could have a Rolex watch, they

will both tell you the right time. Time. And then he also said you can get somewhere in your Rolls-Royce, or you can get somewhere in your little Volkswagen, which maybe costs $1,000. A lot of clinicians are— you want to hear something really fascinating? Sure. You've got Tesla, who gets funded by JP Morgan to create wireless technology, but

Tesla gets a little ambitious and says, I'm going to do wireless communication, but I'm going to take your $150,000, I'm going to do wireless energy, we'll do free energy around the world. And Morgan's like, how do you put a meter on Tesla's like, what do you mean propel mankind forward? Morgan pulls his funding, tells everyone in the

investment class this guy's a kook and if you invest with him you don't do business with me. A few years later, Wardenclyffe Tower gets torn down. Tesla's in poverty. Yeah. And where are those 20 boxes? And why was the government so quick to respond to that crime scene? Yeah, they showed up at that guy's house quick. Uncle

John Trump. Yeah, Donald Trump's uncle reviewed Tesla's death ray secrets and found mysterious royal letters I wonder what they got from that. You want to hear something really? How did Linus Tech Tips start? The short version is before I became a dad. Breaking news: this image could show. Thank you very much. Why would you? Oh, look at

that reverse fate. Somebody, somebody very close to that was. Please don't ever do this.

There seems to be this trend online of people going to glaciers, specifically in Alaska, and drinking the water. And just because it looks like blue Gatorade doesn't necessarily mean that it's safe to drink. On one hand, you have tons of people saying that glacier water is full of ancient bacteria, animal feces, ice worms, and more, and under

no circumstances should you ever drink it. Then you have people like Ludacris who went and drank from a glacier in Alaska and said it felt like every single one of the cells in his body was being hydrated at once. Oh my God! Oh, Professor Martin Truffer, who studies glaciers for a living at the University of Alaska, says

that glacier water is extremely clean and doesn't really pose a health concern. But official government health websites do not recommend drinking raw glacier water and say it should always be treated before consumption. If you're obsessed about good design,

this yellow crust— one of the tiniest houses you'll ever see is away on this ordinary road in York, you'd easily walk past and miss the little cottage that was built around 1863 as a surgery for the doctor who lived next door on Bishopthorpe Road. These days it's officially called the Little House, and it's a holiday home capable

of accommodating 2 people. You can quite literally see the entirety of the house within these 2 photos. Follow along for This is actually why MotoGP riders run to their garage after crashing. We've all seen a MotoGP rider sprint back to the garage after a crash, especially during qualifying. The reason for this is actually much simpler than it

seems. A MotoGP rider has 2 bikes, and if his first bike is destroyed, he can use his second bike under suitable conditions. This is actually— so let me get this straight. The bank calls you up, they give you the bonds they want to sell, they give you clients that give you money to run your business, give you

fat fees for doing so, but you represent the investors. Is that right? Yeah. All right, let's say you have a pool of $50 million in subprime loans. How much money could be out there betting on it in your synthetic CEOs and swaps right now, tonight? $50 million.

Billion dollars. What? So let me get this straight.

Hmm, quite nice and warm today.

Nice day to sit around doing nothing.

If I stay at my mum's house for a month doing Uber Eats every day plus Kick, I could probably make £70 plus £85.

I would make £160 a day

for a month.

Oh, I make £4,800,

and then you minus my rent that I'm paying for the house that I won't be in.

I could probably net £3,400.

After expenses, and then a couple hundred for insurance. I guess I could probably net £3,000 after expenses. Imagine I just end up living at my mom's house whilst paying for this place because I can make more money there if I did Uber Eats. I can't do Uber Eats here, there's no way to do it unless you drive

an hour plus, and then I don't even think you can get any Reese's deliveries anyway.

How dumb would that be? But I'll still make more money.

Money. I get free food as well.

$3K a month. I just grind Uber Eats whilst live on Kick.

Most McDonald's pay about £5 or £6 per delivery. If I did about 10 or 12, I'd clear £80 plus my Kick money.

There's no way to make extra money here. Uber Eats sucks. Uber Eats sucks.

Banned from Amazon.

I thought, what if I drive an hour to Tibbetton and turn on Uber Eats?

Because they got McDonald's there.

Our brand new AI computer. Look at this.

I want to get rich today. This terminal— okay, what do you want? You want to hear something really fascinating? Sure. There's a location in the Western Sahara Desert of Mauritania called the Richat Structure. It's a site that astronauts typically use to reference from space. It is a geological feature that is said to be volcanic in nature, and

it just so happens to match more than a dozen striking similarities to what Plato had described as the lost ancient capital city of Atlantis, which was said to be made up of concentric circles— 3 of water, 2 of land— which matches the Richat Structure. It also is said to have an open Opening to the Sea of the

South, and if you look at it from satellite imagery, you can clearly see that water had ran through it. And furthermore, it was said to have mountains to the north, and you just so happen to have mountains called the Atlas Mountain Chain, which Atlas was said to be the very first king of Atlantis, and the very first

known king of Mauritania is also named Atlas. You want to hear something really fascinating? Sure. There's a location in the Western Sahara Desert of Mauritania called the Richat Structure. It's a site that astronauts today Typically used to reference from space. It is a geological feature that is said to be volcanic in nature, and just so— Hello, madam.

Some cars have features that do nothing for performance, safety, or practicality, but they still are pretty cool. You know those thin lines in the rear window that melt frost? Well, that's your defroster, and most cars hide them in straight, boring lines. But in the '80s, Audi had a better idea. On some Quattro models, they shaped the heating

lines to spell out Quattro. And next up, Mini once installed a gauge called— showed up on some Mini convertibles in the late 2000s, and it literally counts how long you drive with the roof down. Why? You know what's next step? See it. Why do games need to be installed today when in the past you could just pop

them in and play? And can games even— the iPhone 17 just unlocks something that your Sony camera can't do: open gate recording. Let me explain. This is the sensor size of a full-frame camera. When you record a video, it only captures this part. Looking for more than good night? This app finds people who want to keep a

position at our firm as a financial analyst.

Nice.

Take a photo here.

Oh, I got my ovaries back on.

Damn.

I wonder if I go sit outside the Tesco with Uber Eats on, would I get anything?

Maybe we try tomorrow.

Unless you got any better ideas.

Who knows, maybe old people using Uber Eats to buy at Tesco. Why would you do that when you could just go on the Tesco app?

How far away is Tiverton?

Maybe Okehampton.

Devon is 1 hour and 10 minutes away. Oh my God,

I moved so far away from where I started when I came here. When I first came to Devon, I was staying in a place near Tiverton. Called Bampton.

That's like north of Exeter now.

Before I became a dad, I realized I can't keep ignoring my pension because

Thank you very much.

What are you doing? I'm the founder of Humble Crumble, the world's first crumble bakery. What's the most— Are you ready?

Ever heard of Grigori Rasputin? I don't think anyone's done it like Bubble has yet. This guy got denied. A roller coaster for being too tall, over two meters. At Tokyo Disneyland, he was shocked by the strict height rules. But instead of walking away, he claimed he was only 195 centimeters. With a quick shift and sneakers off, he

slipped right through. This guy got to not.

Welcome to the— Why your dog licks that horse, son?

You want to hear something really fascinating? Sure. When you look at the Sahara Desert and the fact that it was green for 9,000 years and then it stopped being green at precisely the time we're told ancient Egypt emerged— oh, that doesn't make sense. That defies how civilization works. Why would a Civilization only emerged after the climate got

worse. We have this huge area which would have been perfect for civilization, full of rivers, lakes, grasslands, perfect climate, and it's just missing. And there's basically been no archaeological work done across the whole— and Sahara Desert is massive. You could fit the United States, you could fit anything in there, like a whole preceding civilization leading up to

ancient Egypt. When you invest with eToro, listen, because life does not give a damn about

Excuses, please.

Even 97 years later, this experiment is still running. Luckily, I found it. This owner was shocked. Your voice! That's such a cheap guitar that

Your iPhone 17 needs our most advanced mouse case yet. Hello Apple, this is Copy that to the court.

That's right, you do. Copy everything. Oh, hi there. I'm Sam Tucker from the company that's Apple's biggest competition when it comes to making advanced robotic CEOs. Yeah, see, we got the motions down. Now we just got to work on the emotions. Anyway, you may have heard recently that Apple just announced their new line of iPhones that look

a lot like my phone, starting with the iPhone Air, which is clearly a carbon copy of the Samsung Galaxy Edge with its super slim profile, titanium frame, SIM card tray, Oh, it doesn't have a SIM card? Oh, alright then. Dual cameras? They only have a single camera, really? And of course, a 4-digit price? They only have a

3-digit price. Is this still Apple we're talking about? Looks like this big innovator is falling behind. I mean, we've already got our latest folding phones out there, while Apple's folding phone won't come out until the next JerryRigEverything Everything video. Oh my gosh, don't hurt yourself. So people can do this in Apple Stores too? All right, next there's

the iPhone Pros that come in a new bright orange color that's clearly a ripoff of our Samsung oil rigs. That's right, remember about Samsung Heavy Industries? Come on, Apple, that's also my sumo name. Anyway, talking about heavy industries, Apple made their camera plateau thing so big, you could probably fit the Samsung camera in there. I'm talking about

the big one. Oh, and did you see that special dual record feature where you can capture both the front and back cameras at once? Yeah, well, Samsung did that over a decade ago, way back in the S4 days. And hold Hold on a sec. Put an orange case on that and it looks just like the Pro. That's

it, Apple. I'm calling our lawyers. Hello, Sue? No, I'm not asking your name. I'm telling you, Sue. Apple. Now, the old new phones from Samsung. Sorry, I mean Apple. When they're not copying themselves, they're copying us.

The leader has no life.

Do not give up forever.

An HBH will have hot.

Over the years you've had a number of car accidents, let's be honest. If you're going to race cars, mate, you're going to crash cars. Uh, still for death. This is you in a— So did you know that if you have an SVG— Do not try this at home.

Fun fact, after putting the windows onto London

Newest skyscraper in 2030. Looking for more than good night.

Oh my God, oh my God, it's one of what?

This is me when I'm driving.

Me driving to Tesco. That's what I feel like.

That's how I feel like I'm Driving.

Dear God, 150 flat right, 100 flat right, maybe 70 flat left.

I'm already on my way, Mom. Oh no, I hit that guy! Why is she still tight?

Oh

God.

Just stop your feet, you motherfucker! All right, let's have another one, I guess. Let's see what's going on. Yo, boss man, for every rep at 135, I'll give you a dollar. You down? Seriously? Yes, sir. Well, that's easy, bro. Every rep at 135 you do, you get a dollar. How many think you're going to get today? Like

75. Yo, 75? You going to take all my money, bro? This guy has a genius

If

you're obsessed about good design.

My mother had a— what happened? My mother had a wild night with someone. Alien freak and then died, bringing me into this rotten superhero-infested world. From the moment I could walk, I was everyone's favorite punching bag. Mocked, beaten, laughed at. I was left with nothing but daddy issues and zero power. What happens if I plug in my

friend's iPhone to my

All

of

these coming down.

23,000 words I never see. 24, the way you think is going, I don't know. Tell me. Okay, let's go.

When you go out traveling in a country where I've traveled—

9:30 PM. Oh, thanks.

Here's a trick that not many Many people.

Guys, One State RP isn't just about racing missions and tasks. You can throw a party.

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If girls hate their period so much, if girls hate their period so much, why do they have it? Just don't have it. Why would you have it? My Girlfriend, she stopped. She doesn't have one. She's she hasn't had six.

Tracking body composition.

Wait, what? Hij zegt ze motoren werken. Werken, werken, werken, werken, werken, werken. En twee en twee. Throw it as hard as you want. Go on. Watching it zip.

You've been standing here for 12 hours.

When I sit alone, come get me.

Don't take these beautiful things that I've got.

The poor girl was caught and raped by the arrogant rich second generation who took pleasure in torturing her. You got this, you got this, you got this! Somebody call the doctor!

You are shaking. I've become president. Let's start by lowering taxes. Amazing. All right, the next step is probably to build schools. Great. The children in the country—

anime opening feeling. Give me my toy right Before I became a dad, I really—

This way.

When this DJ was making some— this game is Snake Clash. Your mission:

ranking the funniest cat moments.

I'm sorry, I have no legs. Look at this belly, so chunky. I'm so sorry.

Dracarys. You know, their parents says, this fire is crazy, but this fire is crazy. Crazy, but yo, look at her nails. I've been married long time ago. Where did you come from? Where did you go? Damn it. Mom said if you get her one more bad present, she burning. All right, so I'm thinking we

should get her a highball.

Mum says if you get her one more bag— I don't think anyone's done it like double eyes.

Thank you very much.

Jet2 holiday, and right now you can save £50 per person.

Why are you talking?

Order

it. In a room full of people.

When you in— Mama

just killed a man, put a gun against his head. Won't match, we could nap his head. Come on, let it just be gone. The power of God has thrown it all away.

Come on,

didn't mean to make you cry. If I'm not back again,

A lot of things. Are you gonna be part of the cop? Why do niggas wear spiked shoes and gloves when they're in action? It's not just to look intimidating, does spikes actually make their attacks way more deadly.

What if you get a locked

You again. It goes like this. The fourth, the fifth, the metaphor, and amazingly, the basilica composing hallelujah. Hallelujah. Hallelujah.

I want to make some.

I just found out there's an actual clinical name for what you call it.

This is what people call the Milk River, a place that— when God wants you to grow.

How can you just walk away from me when all I can do is watch you leave? 'Cause we shared the laughter and the pain and even shed the tears. You're the only one who really knew me at all.

So take

These future engineers were challenged. Guys, we're gonna make some poses. Are you happy?

I'm not searching for happiness. I'm searching for peace. If there's happiness, there is sadness. If something can rise, something must fall. If you can Attain something, there's something to lose. That's why stop the moment. I don't know what type of happiness you need. Being satisfied.

Where I am standing. Can you do me a favor? Just keep your eye— Discipline your thoughts.

Testing, testing.

Enjoying the stream.

Unban TB, maybe.

Since I'm

bored, unban everyone.

Everyone unbanned.

Mass unbanning.

Damn, how many people do I ban?

That's a lot of banned people.

Everyone unbanned. Damn, unbanned.

I banned so many people.

That newspaper guy wants another newspaper.

Oh my God.

Heart to heart

to heart.

Let's go, let's go!

Let's go! Get your hands in the air right now! Hey, get your hands up!

K-pop's so cringe.

I

don't

care.

哎呀，快点！

Salut, baby.

I think you're the one I'm searching for. You go inside and back. I think you're the key that opens up a new door to the universe. Oh, come on, come on, baby. We're gonna share the memory that you made.

Just like country music but with Korean.

Hmm, I don't know what music to listen to.

サ バ カ ンダ です。 モ ー ショ ン、 オ ラ ク ラ ンド シ ンデ レ ラ。

For

each other

until God knows so hard.

Can I hear?

Nestaranya sesa dunia tuhannoi nakit kajir nakit.

My water,

my life, my water,

my life.

啊， 活 在 解 锁 状 态， 慢慢 慢慢 打 开。 啊， 温 暖 爱 总 在 拉 他 妈 加入 地 瓜。

心 情 在 安 稳， 苦 肉 算 狠。 每 一 天 都 该 感 到 自由 主 观， 甜 美 可 爱 引 你 醒 来。

再 来 梦 梦， 花 在 空 中 变 成。 Why does the volume keep getting really low and then really

loud. Stupid iPhone,

I need max volume. I can barely hear it.

Why does it do that? Fucking iPhone, why

is it really low and then really loud?

What is Thai music? All the

sounds. Same.

Oh, okay, that's so depressing.

It's the stupid notification sound.

Black

group, black group.

The time use is really boring.

I'm thinking my way home.

Oh God, I don't know what to listen to.

My booty's itching. Oh God. Oh,

intense itch.

It's a pain.

Time for coffee.

Who's that person who kept saying to make coffee without milk? No, he said make the coffee without water. What the hell is that?

Milk-only coffee.

Oh, boring.

Oh, it's rubbish. No flavor. Why didn't they have cheese and onion there?

Just salt flavor.

I'm cold.

I'm not gonna have dinner because I'm not hungry now.

我 从 来 拆 开 苹 果， 梦 寐 以 求。 对 抗 瓦 拉 尼 亚 土 改， 挽 救 当 代。

Why does every word sound like it ends in i? Like jai sai krai. It's like jai jai jai. Well, I can hear it.

Can you hear it?

哦， 白 过 空 乐 来， 斜 坡 之 上 歪 斜， 遥 吞 月 斜 瑞 玛。 雅 曲 爱 好 文 人， 心 神 非 哈 梅， 爱 闻。 And they rhyme everything with I.

What

is this?

Why do they say jai so much? Jai, jai, jai.

Hmm, won't be listening to Thai music, I guess.

I don't know what else to listen to.

No.

Do you chug coffee as well, or do you sip it?

Oh wow, thanks. What's the plan for the future? No idea. No

plan.

No.

Dinner ready.

Finding good music is hard.

EDM. Do you know this Korean EDM?

Oh wow, thanks so much. It was the worst place to pick up girls in. They're so boring and unresponsive and only use beginners for free drinks.

Yeah, not nice. You try pick that up, try pick them up and they just stare at you going, number, number, number. Shut the fuck up, idiot.

Shut up. Oh my God, they're so annoying. They stand there with their stupid brown-dyed hair and their stupid fingernails.

All they say are the same three words: "すごい" and "え" and "マジ" and "嘘." All they say are those words over and over.

えーすごい。えーマジ？おい。

Oh God. So hot.

What

is this song now?

No,

not— Tell us the best serial experience in Japan, and how old was she, and why was she the best? Uh, I forgot now. I don't kiss and tell anymore.

Oh, this music sucked. I can only find about 60 songs I like, and then I get bored of them, don't like them anymore.

Nom nom

nom. Om nom nom.

Om nom.

Oh wow, thanks. Is it not boring to be in that house alone when you can travel the world and buy ladyboys for 2 marks?

That doesn't sound very fun.

Do you think I can even get hard with a ladyboy? What if I get really hard though?

You never know.

What if I prefer it up the bum than banging her?

I've had my Uber Eats on the whole time. I didn't get a single thing.

There's not even any restaurants nearby.

Where the fuck is TB? He's gonna get banned.

Again.

I unbanned everyone.

Where's my apology?

Suspend this when you got 200 viewers.

Is Kick dying?

Yeah, so back, back to what I was saying, um, I'm very happy because A, I'm I'm not hungover. Yesterday I was hungover like crazy. And also, me and Safi are getting, uh, married. Uh, well, I've proposed to her. Uh, her ring— Safi's ring— it's been designed. It's pretty good pickup. I'm just thinking where I'm gonna do it.

I don't know what I'm gonna do it. Uh, and no, I don't want to do the back of Tesco's with the shit scent of society. No, I don't do a Lidl or Audi car park. No, no. I don't want to go to it. I want, I want.

Are you hungry?

Fine. Put. I put there. Oh, I want to buy. I want to buy. Well, first try.

The guy, I love her wife so much, but she have a gun hiding in the house and they finally broke up. Well, depend on where he from. Some, some city that he from, he need a gun. He, he be here in America, he need a gun because you don't know one day gonna be some 5 people go

to their house, try to rob them. You need a little gun to protect yourself. My dad has a sparta. A knife? Yeah, for the intruder. But you have to like having some kind of control thing that you're not going to use in the wrong way. You have to be not avoiding but evil.

嗯。

God, I don't know what to do.

Boxing's boring.

Oh God,

life's so boring.

うん。確かに。

Damn,

warp speed.

I'm too fast for the signal to keep up.

Slow motion bit.

Slow motion bit's funny.

Why am I slowing down so much?

This song's funny.

4 hours of this next week when I drive home.

Don't

know, maybe a week. Do some Uber Eats.

Everyone's white. I'm like the only non-white person.

Wow, maybe jump.

Rolling into the Tesco with the club music pumping.

嗯。

Take a nap.

I'm the one that's

They're gonna clean up your looks with all the lies in the books to make a citizen out of you. Because they sleep with a gun and keep an eye on you, son, so they can watch all the things you do. Because the drugs never work, they Gonna give you a smoke.

Goodbye. I encourage y'all to smile. I expect you won't cry.

Disintegrate! My shell is divine! Disintegrate! All of you have to die!

I'm

wasting—

6 hours to go. Halfway there.

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I'm wrestling with a titanic restaurant sinking into a financial black hole. Um, this week's probably about 60 to 65. Good. Healthy. You can call it that. The harder you work, the more fucking trouble you find, surely. Yeah, so good, really. I need to know how head chef cum probation officer— No, I don't get any money from VODs.

About the interior of the building, AJ, I think he's just coming and rubbish the whole place. Not a thing to deal with. But if you can let your work live and bake, what we've done in 3, 4 dishes that are tasting naturally. Really fucking focus on that tonight. Yeah, that's a big ask and a massive responsibility on

your shoulders. I need a waitress now. I've got to go look after my customers. This is nonsense, right? I've told him what happened. I've told him what fucking happened. Talk to me. Why? Because you don't listen. I'm in denial. I do this all the time. This is how I run my fucking restaurant. It's not true. That's why

you miss shit.

You are a twat, do you know that? You stupid fucking silly lunatic. Anyone your business is, you're a fucking knob. You have to go away now. Go and talk to my customers. Go and talk to the fucking regulars out there. What are they going to say to me? Don't ask a regular. You are the best host in

fucking Hampshire. Probably some of them. Are you that fucking blind? I'm not saying that that there isn't massive improvements that can't be made in it. But if you think that this is the way I run it and I can't run this, you're wrong. So fuck it, I've done my best. I don't need to talk about this anymore.

Unfuckingbelievable. That was good. Massive responsibility on your shoulders. I don't know why she did that, but she did it. That's all I know. Yeah, that's all you know. I don't think you're capable of running a fucking bar, let alone a restaurant. Point cheap labor, no fucking training, and you expect them to get up to speed? When was

the last time you trained a waitress? Enough, I've got to go and look after my customers. This is nonsense, right? I've told him what happened. I've told him what fucking happened. Talk to me. Why? Because you don't listen. I'm in denial. I do this all the time. This is how I run my fucking restaurant. It's not true.

That's why you're in this shit, you fucking fatty. Don't call me fat. You are a twat. Don't call me Fucking silly. This is how you run your business. Don't call me fat. You fuck away now. Go and talk to my customers. Go and talk to the fucking regulars out there. See if they've ever seen a service like

this. What are they gonna say to someone that's over everything? Yeah, um, um, good, good. Happy with that, Nigel? Yeah, yeah, top choice. So, okay, what's funny, Pete? Nothing. Go on, show the joke. Go on. It's just You may be 18 years of age, but you're not that fucking old to get kicked out. Okay? Yeah. So fucking

calm down. Yeah. A little bit of fucking respect. Yeah. And let your cooking do the talking. Oh, this is so funny. Focus, enjoy it, and fucking put your heads down. Don't go silent on me. Do not go silent on me, because when you're silent, they're silent. You've got to control it. Come out of the traps. And those

orders, I need them quick. Okay? Good. Let's go. Go, boys, ready? All the girls got that 2010 emo hairstyle.

Help him put them on the plate as well. I say you got to flatten the pancake, man. I really mean it. Customers are backing up, we're in the shit, and there's too many. Got starters, dude. Come on, don't give me that. There's a fish cake, you're mushing from toast. Yeah, I know, it's in the container.

I don't know why anyone would want to work in a kitchen. Do you just tell me to fuck off? Is that the thanks you get? Listen, let me just tell you something to your face. I know you think it's cocky and smart and fucking hard.

I've talked to Martin and he's shallow. Me and you're saying, well, you're in here shouting. You've got a lot to learn. This is what happens when the kitchen's not committed. A shepherd tells me there's 2 hot starters, too much, one fish cake a week to eat, mushrooms on toast, and a chippy little in the corner shouting his

mouth off. Yeah, you think someone would show a little bit more balls than that, wouldn't you? Martin has lost his grip over the kitchen. But I was right to put my trust in Pete, who showed he can deal with pressure. Right, well done, lamb. Meaty lamb. Do I have it cold yet? Yes, egg cold. There you go,

that's table 18. It's right, it's stone cold. That's the 3rd dish I've sent back out of 3. My egg was completely rock hard. My Yorkshire pudding was black. It's a shame. I was getting excited about tonight.

This is heartbreaking. Martin couldn't cope with the numbers, and he didn't handle his kitchen tearaways well either.

Thanks to Post Office.

And I went in there at the time because things were going slightly pear-shaped at home, so I lost myself. Yeah, if we're gonna do this, then fucking concentrate. Everyone's got problems, troubled past, fucking shit to deal with, but if you can let your work shine— Nile, I do this all the time, but if you think that this

is— You are the best host in fucking Hampshire. Helping TV65. Good. Helping in Gunston. Yeah, well, that's a surprise. He's coming and rubbish the whole place. Not a thing here he likes. Nigel's joining me for lunch to discuss his so-called British menu. It's packed with 60 dishes from around the world. Um, did you get involved with the

food at all? Yeah, I discussed it obviously with Martin. Mhm. Incredibly, Nigel's fiercely proud of this silly menu. Sharp steak. I'm going to be brutally honest with him. I'm going to have the sharp steak topped with tomato salsa and mozzarella. Sharp steak. There's a bit of a Hampshire thing going on there. Sharp steak. My starter appears to

be from Africa.

And this is Moroccan chicken wrapped in filo paste. What's modern British on that?

What is modern British on that? Nothing. It's very spicy, isn't it? And it's Moroccan. You seem upset. What's the matter? You seem upset. I was just waiting for you to slate the meal like you've slated everything else since you came in the place. Oh dear. This is Nigel's idea of a modern British classic, cheesy shark. What was

the chef smoking when he came up with that one? Have you tried it?

Well, man, you're a fucking gangster.

Now, don't go all defensive. I don't like it. How's your lamb? Beautiful. Honestly, really, do you think the food is good? Yeah, of course I do. You're playing with me, aren't you? No, I think you're taking the piss on me. That's what's happening. So, shark and mozzarella? Sorry, please. Your menu and see what you put together. It's

easy to take the piss out of other people's stuff. We're going through my menu now. The shark's half a centimeter thick. Yeah, it's cooked and then gratinated, so it's cooked twice. It arrived with a plate full of water, so the fish was overcooked before it even got anywhere near my mouth. So why are you trying to be

smart? If I said to you it tasted shit, accept it. Not a great start. I want to try Nigel's favorite fillet of beef. This is cooked by Peter, so you know what a great experience. Just 18 years old to be cooking for one of the best chefs in, in the world. Maybe we should ask Nigel what I'm

going to think about it before we go. I know what you're going to think about it before you even try it. He's so defensive. How did you find the steak? Um, it looked like someone was sick on my plate. That's fine. Um, the Apart from that, the steak was cooked nicely.

Well, the least I could say is, you know, it can only get better from here, can't it? Uh, Christ, yeah, definitely. Nigel's pitting himself that food is great and clearly doesn't want my advice. I just hope the head chef isn't as pompous as his boss. How are you? Good to see you. And this is Paul. Paul, nice

to see you. Hello. Peter, Peter, I had lunch with Nigel. Yeah, sadly very disappointing. I wonder what these people are doing now. I just found it old-fashioned. This must be over 10 years ago. And when you say modern British, yeah, where was the beef from? Where's the beef from? It's, uh, that is not British. The steak was

cooked nicely. Yeah, pink. It didn't need all the gunk around there. I, I wish the shark was okay for you. That was Watery and overcooked. You thought it was overcooked? Where's it actually from? Might be, uh, it's the South Indian Ocean, I believe. And you buy it? Guys, you want to listen or— Yeah, we are listening. Show

some respect. Are you just gonna stand there and piss your pants? I'm trying to have a chat, but it's— Sorry, sorry, guys. Show some fucking respect, all right? Sorry, carry on. Can't stand up or—

What I'm trying to get through, yeah, is modern British. It's hard to identify anything substantially modern British. Yeah. So I'm here to help. Okay. This man hasn't understood that yet. Right. I didn't enjoy my lunch. It doesn't need to be that fancy. It's probably over and stuff. Yeah. And it is on the verge of being pretentious. Do

you think they went bankrupt? An insufficient flavor. The Granary is an amazing location. But everything about it is fucking wrong. I think we can do that quite easily. I'm slightly pear-shaped at home, so I lost myself. I'm on the fucking shit. Goodbye, outdated boiler.

I do not want to work in a kitchen.

I think when I'm done and dusted with this industry, I'd like to become a Michelin inspector. I'm just not— give it away. No, no, no, but I was going to put those percentages on the show.

Yeah, I did that once when I went to, uh, Delia's, uh, cookery school. I got into so much It was so funny because there she was, uh, asking these questions and answers, and I had this— sadly, I can't be, I can't be made to look younger, so that, that issue's fucked. So I got made into this old

retired school teacher, like 80, hobbling over. I went in and

Jeremy and I are going to do an experiment. He has bought this marvellously fire-damaged 307cc. You can see where the fire was just here. It's out now, so that's okay. Good. Yes, and I have bought this utterly dreary 407, and now we're going to test them as if we're not interested in cars at At all.

In these horrible cars, it didn't take us long. What's wrong with Peugeot?

Maniac!

And turn. Look how old the cars will look.

Why is he driving in first gear?

Didn't Tesla sue Top Gear? They said Tesla's a bad car.

It sounds like he's driving in first gear. Why is the rev so low?

How many fucking ads do they have to watch? Oh my God.

It just clicks on it.

So 2, 2 and a half revs, another gear.

Oh no, you're supposed to press— that's it.

Soon James had an

accident. Salmon blast! Oh dear, oh dear, dear, dear.

You crashed again? Yeah. Did you crash on this corner this morning? Yeah, I haven't got around it once yet. It is— check out why they put corners on. I mean, why would you? Well, I was going quite fast. I was in 3rd. Oh.

While James's car was being towed out of the ditch, I took the opportunity to demonstrate yet another incredible Standard feature on my car. If you want to lower the passenger window, you can do that from a switch on the driver's door. If you want to get it back up again, you can't, so you have to go round

to the other side. Okay, I remember my mum's car, you had to wind up the window here, but if you do that, you're going to trap your arm in this get here. Now, Proteus thought of that, okay? Obviously you can't open this door, look, there's no door lock, that's for security reasons. So you pop back around here,

and this is incredible, simply pull this switch, okay? Windows all go down now, the roof detaches, and now, now look. Why not just do it from inside then? Without stretch across, getting my arm trapped. You see? Weird joke. Brilliant. With James's car out of the ditch, we relaxed by

tuning into Radio Perjury. Jeremy Blanchard, BBC Radio Two. Is Britain foolish? How we started this. Alison in Warfield in Berkshire texted. I can't park at Waitrose, so yes, we are too full. Good caller.

That's very nice of him. He just gave me a little push there to let me know he was coming to pass.

Corner, corner.

I don't get it. Why are they driving badly on purpose? I've done it. I'm round. Despite the soothing while, the result people like a real fire in their homes. I've got one in my car. It's a good job this car has a chimney. Obviously that's a very good design feature.

When I met up with James again, it was at the Peugeot driver's worst nightmare. Peugeot is the best car I've ever had.

No,

there's one of those in Launceston, double roundabout.

What is the point of it? Why not just make it one big roundabout? Why are they doing a double roundabout?

Maniac! Oh God, no more double mini roundabouts ever, please. After such a terrifying Ordeal, we needed hot sweet tea to calm our nerves, so we went to a nearby garden center. Will Howell emails, I suggest we bring back workhouses. That would deter people exploiting the state and having as many children as they want. Place that in the

entrance.

I'm not coming forwards.

Seen this joke? What? Carrots stop you getting cancer. Really? Yeah, but the mail said it was tomato— tomatoes. Or was it tomatoes give you cancer? Well, Diana gave you cancer. Or was it house prices? Well, let me Immigrants do housework. I get confused. Afternoon tea over, we got back on the road.

After a busy day, we were heading home, and to get there, we fitted our cars with something called Satellite navigation. Incredible device. It was a present for my children. It knows where I am on the planet. I remember when people used to buy those sat nav things. I remember my dad had one. Now you just put your

phone on.

Yes. I don't know how anyone knew where to go. Without sat nav. You look at the road signs. According to the electric map, I go right.

This is, um,

overgrown. The council should really do something about this road here.

It's weird, isn't it? You hear stories all the time about idiots who, oh, I was following the satellite navigation and I drove off the cliff or into the canal. Must be a shortcut. Bloody clever. Here we are, home sweet home. Oh joy,

I knew he was going to do that. So there we are. Peugeot. They were brilliant at making strong cars. They were brilliant at making sporty cars. And for the last decade, they have been brilliant at making cars. This is the perfect car for the world's imperfect drivers. The simple way to stop speeding— making fun of my Peugeot—

to anyone who's caught breaking the speed limit, and that will sort the problem. Jenny and

Why do they hate Peugeot so much? Soon it will be time for Peugeot to change his mind again and think of something new. And who knows what that will be? Knowing Peugeot, it could be a type of, uh, gas. The Peugeot 9-piece rhythm blues band. Only time will tell.

Hmm,

I like my poetry.

800 miles on a single tank. Jesus.

Um, bah.

Well, what's a cool car? What's a good car then? Or a Toyota?

I think my car's pretty good.

Yeah, I got pizza tonight.

Expires today. £4.20.

Oh wow, it's growing! Damn, look at it, a little clover.

What's

that?

啊。

Cold.

Look at my ribs.

Voilà.

I don't know what to do.

60.

嗯。

The Tesla Supercharger is right near Stonehenge. I go past Stonehenge. I guess when I came here I didn't see it because it was dark.

I could do a quick stop at Stonehenge on the way home, have a look at it.

Where's the car park? Jesus,

on Google Satellite it's like swarms of people.

Is that a bus stop?

It's like a bus stop.

Where's the car park for Stonehenge?

I can't believe Chihiro went there alone without me. She didn't even ask if I wanted to come. She just went off on her own. She thinks she had a Tinder date.

Oh, there's— why is the car park so far away from the actual Stonehenge?

Well, then you get a bus from there or something. I think you do. I don't think they let cars too near it. There's like a massive queue of people. I think you just park over there and you get this shuttle bus.

Why didn't they put the car park closer to it?

Toilet.

I

don't

stay.

Really, didn't I? Today's been slow,

real slow.

One hour to dinner.

We're gonna play some Rainbow Six.

Oh God, Jesus Christ,

disgusting.

Look, you see, look at this screw. Imagine you step on that.

Uh, it's like something broke off it.

So if I unscrew it— why even is there a screw sticking out like that?

Oh, it's supposed to go in there,

but it snapped

off.

Why is it blue?

I'll just unscrew it then. It doesn't even screw into anything.

It just spins around.

How'd you get it out?

It just spins around.

I'm guessing it was attached to the metal bit and then it snapped off.

If I can break it off, maybe.

嗯。

Oh God, it stinks.

Oh,

it's all rotten,

rotten plastic for the bacteria. Imagine you step on that, all the bacteria gets in your foot, you have to get amputated.

Where's that stink coming from?

Fucking hell,

why is there a fucking screw sticking out of the drain?

Idiot designed this.

Oh

yeah, let's just put razor-sharp pointy screw where people stand barefoot.

Genius. I don't even need it here. It doesn't even do anything.

Oh God, let me stab my hand.

Oh.

Oh, I got it off.

Yeah, stupid screw.

Genius.

Drink it.

Oh, now I don't have to worry about stabbing my foot on this.

And

then

Yeah.

I don't like this green.

Oh, it's spraying everywhere.

I don't even see the point of having this. This is what— this is another thing to clean, isn't it? I'm not putting it back on.

Why do they put these stupid ridges here?

Sounds like a house of pain.

Disgusting. Ah, this thing, so slimy.

哎呀，呃哈，那。

You know, I clean this so much, it gets dirty so quickly.

This is the shower.

I'm gonna get a new Ciao, Hank.

Oh God, I remember how disgusting Mila's shower was. Do you think they ever cleaned it? It was like a square one and it had these sliding doors like this that closed into the corner. I took my glasses off but I could still see everything, just looked kind of brown, as if Mila's grandmother does this every week.

Imagine how disgusting people's showers are.

Bits of dead skin and hair.

You think regular people do this every week, or am I just weird?

I've never seen my mum do this.

Now it's got this rough plastic on it.

Let's sign it

down.

A

bit rough.

What can I use to sand it down?

Maybe the sharpening stone.

That's

pretty rough.

Oh, I know, the toenail clipper.

Genius, it's got a file on it.

Fucking genius. Bet you would never have thought of that.

Oh.

It sounds like that jibber jabber toy. Remember that? The long black neck and you shook it and it would go

It really does sound like it.

Okay, should be pretty safe now.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Then don't put the metal thing back on. Then I don't have to clean it anymore.

There, see? Don't need the metal thing.

I don't see why you need the metal thing. I took the stupid screw out.

The metal thing just gets dirty and it's hard to clean.

Nice and clean.

Uh, uh, uh, oh my God, why is it brown?

Look, there's brown stuff under it.

It's under the plastic rim.