Kick Livestreams/dinner and bf6 2025-10-25 05_32 [871a60a3-dinner-and-bf6] 480p

Yeah, well, what's worse? 8 hours a day real job, 5 days a week, or 12 hours a day every day streaming?

It's either easy work but long hours every day, but real job would be shorter hours but higher intensity work depending on what the job is.

I do 1 hour dinner

and then 2 hours gaming.

Gaming isn't about enjoying it, it's about speeding up time.

It's like being on a long boring flight for 12 hours. You do whatever you can to speed it up. Unfortunately, I can't sleep.

Ah, the destination is not being broke.

And paying off bills.

What is the end goal?

I don't even know.

Because it's not going to get any better, is it? I'm not going to make more money and my expenses are not going to get cheaper.

The only way is to cut down on food,

cut down on driving.

I've got no plans this weekend. Go Tesco and spend under £20 for 6 days of food. What are these?

Mango.

See, this is why you always need scissors to open everything, because nothing is designed well enough to be opened by hand.

I'm good. I'd rather just have a real mango.

Ugh,

I

thought they'd be nice.

Does it even still have vitamins in it?

I never got the point of drying fruit.

Not very good.

Where everyone tuning from?

Oh God, I'm hot.

Oh God, at least I get to taste it again.

Yeah, the NHS is so good. They couldn't even save my dad from a little flu, even with all the stupid equipment.

Can send a man to the moon but can't save a man from a little bit of pneumonia.

I just— I don't understand how

even with all the drugs and the antibiotics and antiviral and this and that,

why can't the body fight off the fucking infection when it's— it like, it goes beyond the point of no return where it just cannot come back from to fight off the infection.

Like, why can't you just inject some antibodies into his body?

It's just a virus. Why is the body so weak?

I bet I'm going to die like that too.

Really hope not, cuz you can't even speak.

Cuz if I'm going to die, I'm going to be F-bombing the fuck out of everything. Be like, fuck all you. But you take away my ability to speak

When I know I'm not gonna make it. Oh God.

When the day comes, you'll be like, the hell? That was it? That was life? What do you mean it's over?

How the fuck can it be over?

I still didn't get my dream girlfriend. I didn't have a threesome. I didn't become a millionaire.

I just think when you get to the end of life, it's going to be like, what, that's it? It'd be like the ending to a movie where you're really unsatisfied with the ending,

when you think, oh, it's just getting good, and then it suddenly ends.

Yeah, I don't live forever, but I want to at least feel like

I achieved what I wanted to achieve.

I swear to God, if I end up single again next year, I'm selling everything, I'm going to Japan, I'm going to fuck my brains out.

If you're saying I only got 30 years left and only 10, 15 years left of peak performance.

I'm just gonna fuck my brains out.

Like,

I want to come home and get a job and build generational wealth, but with how expensive everything is Even if you make good money, you're not able to save anything.

So if I'm going to be broke here, I might as well be broke somewhere where I can fuck my brains out.

I'll give the car to my mum. I'll wipe out 10K debt. Off my debt. She can have the car, then I don't owe her the money.

Well, might as

well play some Battlefield.

Lockdown. Tomorrow I gotta really try not to spend more than £20. Maybe I'll go to Lidl, but I got a £4 Tesco voucher.

Hopefully Tesco's not too crowded.

I'm level 35.

I need level 42 for the next shotgun.

Aldi is cheapest. What, cheaper than Lidl?

I gotta start going to Lidl.

But Lidl doesn't have self-checkout.

What I'm gonna do at Tesco, I'm gonna use a little thing where you scan as you go to make sure you know exactly how much you've spent.

Hi.

Security objective in hold position.

Well, I'm not ready.

Texting my GF. Okay, I'm ready.

Ah, I'm dead.

He dead.

I did.

The reload speed is so slow.

Yeah, I think I like this more than Chivalry.

Chivalry's cool and everything, but the respawn rate is so slow.

What? How am I getting the new COD? What, there's another one coming out? I thought one just came out.

He not dead.

Who that?

I don't— I kind of want to play a battle royale. I like how tense it gets in the buildup.

Ah.

Yeah, Battle Royale's coming out next year, isn't it? Battlefield 6.

I keep dying.

Too many of them.

October?

What, this October? Really? That'd be pretty good.

Whoops.

I'm number 5.

He dead,

he dead.

He dead. Oh, triple kill! I'm number 2.

He dead.

Oh,

dead again.

What?

He

dead.

I dead. Number 4.

He dead.

They dead.

Imagine there's a flamethrower.

That'd be crazy.

He dead.

I dead. He

dead.

He dead. Oh, that was good.

Yeah, I like this more than Chivalry. I'm number 2

and we're losing.

Whoa, I killed him! I'm number 2.

Hold

in.

Oh,

where's my melee?

I'm pressing the wrong button.

Melee only did 30 damage.

He dead.

I'm number 3.

Oh, headshot! Did you see that?

No, I'm number 3.

Whoa, eat it!

Oh, he

dead, he dead.

I'm number 2. Damn, number 1 guy's got 8,000 points.

Oh,

can I get 3,000 points somehow?

He dead.

Ah.

Oh,

we're gonna lose, but I'm number 3.

Ah, I thought we were doing good.

Objective ready to engage. We control the objective. The objective is under control.

I did, I did.

Ah.

No,

whoops.

I can't see.

I can't see a thing.

What? How does he see me?

We lose.

What's the market doing?

Oh,

market tanked.

Good thing I didn't go long.

I got annoyed, I went all in long, and then I quickly cancelled it at a £2 loss. I thought, this is definitely the top if I'm going all in long. I'm not going all in long at the top again.

Where's that 8:30 data low retracement? Maybe Monday.

Okay, not bad game.

My tea.

Ah, so nice without all the stupid trolls in the chat.

Peace and

quiet.

What does flechette do?

Can't believe you can get a suppressor for the shotgun. Kind of

weird. When I'm turning off—

same level again. All units, secure the objective and maintain control. Oh, I got him.

What?

He dead.

He

dead. Oh, there you go. I'm here.

Oh, I got him!

I'm number 2.

Oh, he dead.

Ah,

need a gun.

Uh, you

dead.

You

dead.

Kill it!

What? I missed every shot.

I couldn't believe I was still alive.

This game's been a lifesaver. Because there's no way I could have done 12 hours streaming

just talking.

I would have been so bored.

Now all I have to say is, he dead, I bled.

Does the trick, apparently.

I'm number 2.

Oh, I got him.

Ah, he kept going sideways.

Oh, he dead.

You dead.

I die every time I kill someone.

Oh,

he did.

I'm number 3.

He dead.

Number three now.

Eat it.

Eat it.

Ah,

bits of mango stuck in my teeth now.

Oh,

we're losing still.

He did it, he did it!

Damn, I'm good.

Not that good though.

You dead.

Oh, killed 2.

Still losing. I'm doing so well.

Ah, lost.

Marque, tanking.

Back over £800 on my CFD.

God, mango is so tough.

It's like chewing leather.

Now my tooth hurts.

I think it's like moving my tooth.

It's like getting stuck up in the gum.

I hate this level. Boring.

It's making my wisdom tooth hurt.

He dead. He dead. He dead.

He dead.

Whoa, I got him! I thought I was gonna miss that.

It feels like— feels like cheating being up on the roof.

Bueno.

Yeah, until they do it too.

Real— eat that.

Oh, bitch, a mango in my tooth now.

What?

What?

Where is he?

Objective out— is under our control.

What? Oh, I hate this level.

Oh, kill him!

What? Oh, I got him! Damn, did you see that?

Like little ants.

Oh, come on, that must have been a headshot.

I'm dead.

Oh yeah.

Oh.

Up number 8, really? I really don't like this level.

Can't believe that.

Ah, where

everyone tuning in from? Everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from?

God, I hate this level so much.

I can't even be bothered. This is a waste of time.

Losing anyway.

This level's so bad. I don't know how they made such a bad level.

Worst level ever.

God, I hate that level. It's just roof campers running between the 3 buildings, no cover.

You don't think my hairstyle looks like Hitler's hairstyle, do you?

A lot of people think I, I'm like a Hitler lover because I have his hairstyle.

It does kind of sweep to the side like his did.

Well, maybe it's just me thinking that then.

He not dead.

Oh, he dead.

Get in the bus.

Who takes their panties off in the bus? The hell? What?

What about smoking just some mango?

Oh God, that was bad.

Oh, we've

got 2 hours left. Nice.

Eat it,

eat it,

add it.

Yeah, I remember when last time— was it last time? Might have been last time I met Pia. She was at a station or something, said some weird guy tried talking to her, and I was thinking, really? Random guys just come up to you and say stuff?

That's weird.

I thought it only happens if you're like extremely hot. Wearing something very slutty. It seems to just happen

if you're just a girl and you look youngish.

That's wild.

Yeah, I like his outfits.

It's rare in this day and age for girls to wear feminine stuff like skirts. So many just wear trousers now. Boring. Like, if I want to date someone wearing trousers, I'd just be gay. I want someone like dressed like a girl.

I don't know why these days women dress like men.

Like they feel offended at the idea of having to dress feminine, as if it's a bad thing.

But maybe it attracts unwanted attention from weirdos, so maybe they got a point.

What? How did he survive 2 grenades?

You're dead.

Well, I'm number 7.

I can't kill any of these recently.

I think

not a lot of girls look good in a dress anyway, or a skirt.

Eat that.

I'm dead. I'm number 6.

You're

dead.

Ah,

number 6,

he dead.

He dead.

He dead.

I'm dead. Lost again.

He

dead.

Oh, we lost again.

Can't believe it.

Where everyone did it from?

No, what's the Sora app?

Never heard of it.

So it's streaming at

What, just watch AI-generated TikToks? Doesn't sound very fun.

What does he even do for fun anymore?

Crazy how his whole life was all about streaming.

He just doesn't stream anymore.

Sad when people don't need to hustle anymore.

So it's the end of the story.

Got nothing to root for or against. He did.

I did.

Kick is where I'm gonna make my millions too.

Are you gonna give me a deal?

Vaya.

Get it.

Well.

What? He did. I did. I'm number 5.

I did.

Boring weekend begins. No stocks.

What?

Oh God, 2 more hours of this.

Getting tired already.

He dead. He dead. He dead.

I mowed them down.

With my skill.

His legs. I'm helping you.

Hit it. I'm number 5.

Uh, there's no bots here, Ollie. All genuine viewers.

I'm dead.

We're gonna win.

What?

He

dead.

I dead. I'm number 4.

Oh, I got him,

idiot! Hi! Oh, he dead! Ah,

I'm number 4,

we win easy!

That market's tanking. Told you,

but you didn't listen.

Probably gonna tank over the weekend.

Where everyone tuning in from?

Do you remember when I was reading out monotremes on Wikipedia thinking I was gonna have to do that?

Thank God.

Stupid gate, get out of the way.

Well, it's raining every day here as well.

Storm Benjamin, they call it.

What?

How'd you do that slide? I I've been playing this game for hundreds of hours. I still don't know how they do that slide.

Maybe it's crouch and prone at the same time.

No.

What?

I'm number 8. I hate this level.

We both pretty suck a lot.

Look at

the ladder. No, we got all the points.

Where are they?

Miss every shot.

I've gone to the truck.

I just dragged them like a sack of potatoes.

Did you see that? That's funny.

The dragon's so funny. Uh, I'm number 8. I'm doing really badly.

Ow.

Where are they?

What? I keep getting weird flashbacks of Chris Broad now.

When I play this. Oh, headshot! I keep getting weird flashbacks. Chris Broad moaning about slop tubers now, because I watched that video when I was playing it.

I wish I didn't have to make this video, guys. I wish I could be editing my video about Okinawa Island with Natsuki. Really wish I could be editing that. Instead of making this video.

But enough's enough, and I have to speak out.

Is this a utopia? Is this a utopia? Is this a utopia? Is this a utopia? Classic video.

I don't really like to have to make this video. I'd much rather be making a video about Okinawa Islands.

Is this a utopia?

I don't think it can see through the smoke.

I'm number 8,

but at least we're winning.

Oh God, I don't even have 1,000 points. I'm doing so badly this game.

I hate this level. Only like 2 levels, I've realized. I hate all the other levels.

There's too much junk everywhere, I can't see anything.

He dead.

Ah, who

got more views, Oriental Pearl, Chris? About their videos about each other.

I don't think Oriental will get many views because she usually gets views from clickbaiting a certain title about languages. Well, Chris has a more dedicated audience that will click on anything.

Let's see.

I reckon he's got 400K views on it already.

What? He got 1.8 million views on it? What?

Jesus,

that's so funny. Like, he was whining about sloptubers and Making videos about the fall of Japan, and then he makes one ironically as like satire to criticize people who make videos like this, and then he gets like 4 times the views he usually gets. He should just do what they do and he'll probably get like the 10

million views Oriental Pearl got. I reckon she got 200k.

Oh, spot on, she got 200k views.

I can't believe he got 1.8 million. If he had done Japan is falling, he'd probably get like 5 million.

I don't think he got the views because of the drama. I think it's because he framed it like the sloptuber videos, like what is happening in Japan, it's all going downhill. But his video wasn't about that, it was about criticizing people who make videos like that. This is funny.

He kind of, I don't know,

proved how easy it is to get views doing that stuff by making one, getting 2 million views nearly. He dead. Oh, oh.

He probably made $2,000 off that video.

Imagine making one video, $2,000. Enough money for my whole month.

Should I make one? Japan is falling.

Maybe I'll make one smart.

Oh, I got him!

The fall of Japan.

God, I miss, I miss, I miss the dopamine rush of getting views on YouTube. Out of all my dopamine gambling stuff, nothing beats blowing up on YouTube.

It's just so fun,

even more fun than stocks.

God, I missed that.

It's just crazy. Like, some people do trading, spend their whole life learning to trade to make a couple thousand, and then Chris just— and then some people like Chris, they just gotta switch on the camera and

Conjure money out of nowhere. I bet you anything Chris is pissed. That— I bet you anything he's like, oh, for fuck's sake, my videos where I spend months editing and researching

don't even get a quarter of these views, and then this video I shot one afternoon just ranting gets 2 million. He's probably thinking, why do I even bother?

He did

it, he did it, he did it! Oh, triple kill! Did you see that? I killed him, he res'd him, I killed him again, and then I killed his friend. That's what you get. I'm number 1! Screenshot it.

Tell Ollie I'm not sucking anymore. I'm number 1, look.

Where's everyone gone?

What? What? Where? Oh, they went over there.

Oh, I keep vomiting my mouth.

He dead. Oh

God, that sound when you hit them with the shotgun, so nice. It's like, like a metallic sound but also fleshy.

Um, number 1.

No, don't steal my number 1.

I can't find anyone.

Oh, I got him! Did you see that? Jesus, that was insane damage.

He back.

I'm running. What, what happened to my grenade? He dead.

He dead. I'm number one.

And oh my God, look at the score! Don't look at the score,

don't look at the score. I think I know why I'm number 1, cuz the whole team is shit.

The whole team sucks. Look at the team, the whole team sucks. Half of them don't even have 1,000 points.

I wondered why I was number 1.

Yeah, whenever I'm number 1, it's because the team is terrible.

Ah, check stocks. Uh, stocks finished until Sunday night. It started to tank a little bit. Please tank on Monday or Sunday night. I will make so much money if

I can get the account to £900. I will close out all the shorts. I don't care how much I lose.

I don't want to be short anymore.

Being long-term short has not been good.

It's better that you're wrong on not going short, and then if it does tank, then you can buy the dip.

Uh, you can pro— you can benefit 2 ways if the market tanks. One, if you go short, and 2, you buy the dip.

Buying the dip seems way less risky.

Going short never really worked well for me.

I just— I never want to have a short without a stop loss ever again.

I really need to start making some rules.

Like, stop loss can never be bigger than 2% of the account.

Oh, I hate this level.

Yeah, I would have been— I would have made more money if I stuck to stop losses and rules

instead of focusing on making profits. If I just focus on sticking to the rules, I would have lost less money.

He dead.

He dead. You're not dead.

No, I like trading. It's fun

and it makes you feel cool, like you're into finance. And then you can watch stuff like CNBC and pretend anything they say actually matters, because once it's in the press, it's in the press, guys.

Patience, don't react.

Like I always say,

we'll—

is he dead?

Wow. Abundance mindset. Don't chase. Once it's in the process, in the price. Patience. Don't react.

Those are all the phrases I picked up from my favorite YouTuber.

Wait, I'm number 5.

Oh, he got splattered.

Oh, I hit him. Why didn't that kill him?

My FPS just Whoa, I shot a bum slug up the bum, nice and slimy. Why is my FPS tanking? I'm down to 50 FPS.

Where's my 70 FPS?

Why am I lagging?

I feel like my whole system's lagging. Whoa.

You dead.

Whole system's lagging.

He dead. He dead.

I'm number 5.

Yeah, I wonder if people are gonna get mad because I keep spamming the grenade launcher.

My game's lagging. What?

I notice I'm usually the only person doing this. With the grenade launcher.

Yeah, whatever. I mean, if it's effective, then it's effective.

Whoa, what? Oops.

Oh, I got him.

Ah, I don't know why my whole system's lagging now. If I close Chrome down—

I'm getting 40 FPS.

Really annoying. I don't want to restart the computer.

Maybe if I restart the game. It's going up to 50 FPS now.

I need more system resources.

Well,

Oh,

why did I start playing this again?

Because it makes time go faster

and it does feel quite good to play.

I might turn the game off and on again.

I would not be able to do 12-hour streams without being able to just

doom scroll and not talk, but then Kick started bollocking me for it.

I wouldn't be able to do 10-12-hour streams if I had to talk without doing anything else.

Ah, hit him once.

Level 36.

Oh, I got the USG-90.

He dead.

I'm number 6.

You're dead, you're dead. Oh, kill 2. I really want level 42 so I can get a semi-automatic shotgun.

Hit it.

What?

I can't play with this lag.

I'm dead.

Oh, I got him!

Oh, I got him!

Oh, I got him, but I didn't get him.

I'm number 5.

Oh,

I

got him!

What? Oh, it's so laggy now.

Oh,

I'm dead.

Imagine I stream like this on YouTube. People who haven't watched in a while will be like, what the hell happened to Daniel?

What?

I'm dead. I really want this game to end so I can restart the computer.

He

dead.

He dead.

Number 5.

Ready to engage. We're on track to win the fight. Let's close this out.

The graphics have gotten worse as well

to cope with the system struggling, I guess. I think I'll turn it off and back on again. The whole computer's just lagging.

Let the system cool down or something.

Where everyone tuning in from? Damn, the double vape hits hard. Whoa,

Chris offered to have a drink with Sora. Fucking traitor. He says that to everyone though.

Sora's always, always like brown-nosing Chris, sucking up to him. Bet Sora wishes he could go on Trash Taste.

Yeah, if he goes on Trash Taste, what are they gonna interview him about? About his stupid penis jokes?

Sora's whole content is just like saying erection instead of election.

Although his music ability is quite good, I guess. It's cool he can play the guitar. I need to fart. Mute.

Mango, anyone? I got dried mango. And I got mango vape.

I can't believe Chris's video about Oriental Pearl got nearly 2 million views.

Next, he should do white guy speaks perfect Japanese, shocks locals.

Terrifies locals with his fluent Japanese. They all go running and screaming.

Nipple effect.

One more hour to go. I hit my $100 target.

I'm gonna start streaming a bit later tomorrow because I've got to go Tesco.

God, it feels like it's been ages since I drove last. It's like you forget what it feels like to drive, and then the idea of it becomes a bit scary,

having to be completely aware of the roads and the danger of the speed.

What are the scopes they got?

Clear sight picture, clear sight, clear— you got thermal 3x, could be quite fun.

6-round shell tube. I want explosive shells.

Oh, I got that US. I might try this out for a bit. That looks cool. Look at the handle. It's like a bagel, like a bagel ring. Look, I got my FPS back. 80 FPS now, buttery smooth. I just turned the game off and on. I don't get it. Computers are so weird. Look, this is like the

gun in Rainbow Six.

Certain classes like Rook had it.

He dead.

Memory leak? Yeah, something like that. I don't know what that is.

I've heard it before.

What?

Bailis, look at his name. I saw another guy called Manu in the game as well.

How come they got the same name as my viewers?

Bailis got friend-zoned by Shin.

He dead.

Well, I miss my shotgun.

One shot, one kill.

Trick shot.

I can't see.

Hey, that takes so many bullets to kill with this.

I like shotgun. It's got power.

Beat it.

They usually kill me first because my grenade

doesn't shoot instantly like a bullet. Ah, play like only one life to live. Nah, I like my kamikaze playstyle.

No,

I chose to do Adrenaline Rush wrong time.

Is he dead?

Oh, I'm number 5.

What?

Hit it.

Yeah, my view count's pretty good on Kick. Don't need YouTube anymore.

No,

no.

Yes, Kick's been very good to me. I love Kick so much.

I want to become the best streamer ever.

Whoa, I got him! I'm number 6.

Yeah, pay's good, but I've been spending Way too much. I can't save any money.

Whoa, that

Whoa.

I did.

Ah,

I should have shot back. I'm number 5.

I'm dead.

Ah, 22 damage. Why didn't it explode? I'm number 5.

Watch, they'll come out here.

We're gonna win.

He died. Oh, I got him.

This gun's pretty big. The magazine, 51 bullets.

What?

We win.

Huh, not wasting my life, I'm making money. What, so everyone else working are wasting their life?

How else am I supposed to pay the bills then?

I had a very exciting 2020, 2, 3, 4.

Nothing wrong with having a quiet year.

I had a very adventurous 2024.

Pretty sure end of this month's going to be a banger as well.

Hopefully. Yeah,

I played Hollow Knight, but I don't like it. Boring.

Why is it so smoky?

Wow,

stab him! Why is it not working?

I pressed the Adrenal Rush instead of the melee. I really need to rebuy the melee.

Where's the fucking key bindings?

Vehicles.

Uh, where is it?

Right there.

Melee, melee, melee.

Where's melee?

Oh, it's so hard to find anything.

Melee. Okay, I need to put it on.

Number 2.

No,

mate. Um,

G. That's why I hate keyboard and mouse sometimes.

There's not enough buttons around WASD.

Why is it so smoky all the time?

Why is it so smoky and so bright? I can't see anything.

Ow.

Ow.

This gun's so big, gets in the way.

He dead. This gun's pretty good.

I want thermal optics on it.

What?

What? Torch is so annoying. You

dead.

Wow, we're winning.

Eat that! I'm number, uh, 7. I thought I was doing well.

What?

Well, how do you do like a weird jump?

My FPS is tanking again.

56.

I've got 50 minutes to

stream. Oh,

I'm number 7.

Wow.

I knew that was gonna happen. I knew someone was gonna come up.

He went flying.

I'm number 6.

So hard to defend this bit because there's 3 points they can come up on those zip lines.

We win, number 6. Pretty good, easy.

Mm-hmm.

6 more days until I meet my girlfriend.

I can't believe how upset I was. On the first date, and now I'm like, yeah, whatever.

Okay, whatever, I guess.

Good luck trying to figure out women.

First they want you to pay for them, then they don't want you to pay for them.

How's 6 days, 2 more weeks?

Can't even count.

Met her on a dating app.

Oh, not this level.

This level's rubbish.

Tips for dating apps? Uh, just be yourself.

Be honest, can't go wrong.

Don't put your dick pic on your profile.

That was my biggest mistake.

'Cause once you get banned for that, you're banned for life.

They'll put you on the data list of shadow banned, black banned, or whatever the word is. They'll never take you off.

Oh, nearly got him.

So you could be a dumb kid and then do something silly, and then you get punished for life. You try making your account, they'll just ban you again.

Ah,

got him.

I'm dead.

He dead.

He not dead.

What? He was going forwards and he suddenly went to the right.

Uh, got a 3x scope. Maybe that one.

You know, the tiny little muzzle thing. It's like having a small willy.

That's such a weird-looking gun.

No, I don't want to be this class. I accidentally— ah, fuck's sake.

Someone kill me.

Oh God, not this guy again. Why are you always going on about eating shit? Something wrong with your brain?

I thought you left. Why are you back again? Can't you go away?

All he ever talks about is eating shit.

We're still winning the fight. Our strategy is working.

You're the kind of guy, if a girl got banged by a dog, you would keep bringing it up over and over and over again, wouldn't you? Sicko.

You're a— what?

I never said it's normal. I said shit happens.

Happens with gay guys all the time. Like, they bum each other and then they suck each other off, and then maybe there's some poop on the dick.

Well, I guess you wouldn't know that since you're an incel.

No guy would even want to suck your dick.

How many guys sucked your dick? Probably none.

I already hate this level.

Oh, we won.

Give you the ban? You're not worth having to minimize out the game to click on the ban button.

You're not even worth bothering to ban.

40 minutes left.

I want to have that, um, Philip Solo TV guy

2 weeks ago. He's still trying to do it. Spending a day in Canada's most dangerous city, 20K views.

The people in his videos always look really weird. My penis, you know.

He fell off too.

I used to get so many views doing the eating at the worst restaurant in my city thing.

Did people just get bored of that shtick?

Oh wait, it's not even playing. I thought it was looking for a new match.

I hope Ken Tent summarizing all my kills and deaths on Battlefield 6.

You mean you never looked up anal porn where the girl's bum is all pooey and the guy puts his dick in anyway

and it's like he's banging a chocolate donut and it's oozing out?

Can you imagine the smell?

And then imagine after you nut, you gotta then clean up all the poo everywhere. What a mess.

Who says I think it's normal? I'm just saying, have you ever watched it?

I looked it up a few times. Might look up tonight now

since we mentioning it.

Pooey bum girl fucked in ass raw.

I never say it's normal. It's weird,

but sometimes it's fun to look up weird stuff, isn't it?

Whoa.

Oh, the double vape hits hard. Oh, that's like 40 megs of

nicotine. Holy shit.

Damn, it was like 2 cigars at the same time.

Go, go,

go!

I haven't done that other level in a while, the one in that Middle Eastern city. Reminds me of Chris Broad.

What? It's been a while since I watched Jab. I might look up some Jab. Pooey bum J-girl rammed by smelly old man.

Chihiro's zigzag butthole. Remember how people kept going on about the zigzag and then she'd just get more and more pissed?

The zigzag, that was a good meme.

She was so mad when I described her butthole like that.

Uh, this machine gun takes too many shots to kill anything. You're just not alive long enough.

He dead.

Uh,

change my gun. Bleib

alle

hier, Leute.

Hit it!

Wow, I missed every shot.

He did.

I'm number one. That means we're gonna lose. If I'm number one, it's probably because everyone sucks. I'm number one.

Oh.

What?

Ah.

Oh, I got him!

I'm number 3.

Oops.

I'm number 4. Sipping here.

He dead.

I dead.

How many guys do you think Jahira banged since we broke up?

I'm number 7. I dropped from 1 to 7.

I'm dead.

What do you think is hotter, when the girl sucks you off and then you say good girl, or when you her posts and she says good boy.

I don't know,

I feel like to do the good girl thing

you gotta have a beard and smoking a cigar and you just came home from a hard day of work.

And she's like, how can I serve you, master? And then you push her head down and then you go, good girl. But I don't feel like I'm that guy.

Maybe I'm more into like pleasing older women than having a younger girl please me.

I don't know which one turns me on more.

He dead, he dead. Oh, I missed every shot. Don't care.

I'm number 05. Actually, I never pleased Mizuki. She, she was a pleaser.

She would always just— the thing I like about Mizuki is you didn't have to tell her to do anything, she just did it. Like, you didn't have to grab her hand and make her touch your dick, she would just start sucking off. I was like, okay, I guess I'm getting sucked off.

She's definitely a pleaser.

Number 5.

Too bad I could only bang her once because then she got her period.

But she still sucks me off every night.

I was hoping I could bang her again, but then stupid Faster started to get suspicious.

Faster ruined so many of my

successful matchups.

Like, I had to early eject from so many situations. You know, it's not easy to match a woman and then move in with her straight away for unlimited sex. I managed to pull it off both 23 and 24, and I had to early eject.

I can't believe I ran back to Thailand so desperately. And then became more miserable again. It was literally the same thing with Chihiro,

where I could have had freedom, but I ended up going back, getting myself trapped again, and then becoming depressed again.

I ran back to Thailand because I didn't really like Korean girl. I didn't like her more than— I like Faster more.

Whoa, he did.

Yeah, well, I'm miserable and depressed now because, I mean, I've got a girl, but now it's like really hard.

It's really hard to

meet up and stuff. I've never had it like this before. Usually it's always been, you know, you— if you like each other, then it's like unlimited sex. But I'm not really getting that. I'm like being drip-fed very slowly.

They did

move to her city. Okay, I'll just start applying for apartments and like secretly go do viewings, and then I'll be like, surprise, I moved in next door.

Do you think she'd react well to that?

I rented a second house just for us.

Whoa, wild.

He dead.

Oh, did I get— I didn't get him.

I'm number 3.

That mango dries out your mouth.

Whoa.

Well, I have been texting her,

but she hasn't— she kind of stopped texting now. I'm guessing she went to bed.

You're dead.

It's not early if you gotta wake up at 7 or 8 to go to work.

He dead.

He

dead.

Why is everyone just standing there doing nothing?

He dead. I'm number 2.

He dead.

I dead.

Oh my God, did you see that? That was insane.

I'm number 2.

20 minutes left.

I might do more. I feel like I can keep going, actually.

Mo money, mo money.

Ah, should have been easy.

He

dead.

He dead.

I dead.

I'm number 2 and we're winning. If I can come top and we win, that's double duty.

He dead.

Ah, market's closed. 2 days.

So boring.

How does he see me through the smoke?

Hit it.

I did.

Oops,

I did.

I'm

number 3. Whoa.

What's my melee? I was right up his bum.

I'm number 3.

I'm

dead.

Enemy forces have the advantage. Find a way to gain control.

I missed.

I missed. I'm dead.

Oh, getting bored of this. I've got 15 minutes to go.

I think I'm gonna go to bed in 15 minutes. 15 minutes.

My head's pounding.

Oh God, I want to go to bed.

I'm

number 5.

Did it!

Number 4,

13 minutes.

I'm dead.

I thought we were winning.

Okay, I'm done. What's

this? Oh, I can't play anymore.

Raw dog the last 12 minutes.

My snacks here.

I knew that was gonna happen.

God, it stinks here. I need to get rid of the rubbish.

5— 4 days until I can get rid of the rubbish.

4 days of rotting garbage. Good thing I'm the only one here.

God, I haven't even folded my laundry.

I can't even be bothered to fold my laundry. I just take it off the rack. Like, if I need underwear, I'll just take off underwear. What's the point putting it away? I'm gonna take it out anyway.

Get ready for bedtime.

Another long day.

Hello, Beer, where you tuning in from?

Tuning in, where you from?

It's hard to enjoy my house when I'm just sat in front of the computer all day long streaming, so I never get a chance to just, I don't know, Like sit on my sofa for a bit,

enjoy my sofa, enjoy my house. Because you know, the house, usually it's really nice having a house because you out working all day. So you're outside all day working and then you come home and it's quiet and comfy. You relax on the sofa, you put on the TV, make some coffee and food and just enjoy the house.

I never get that feeling because I'm always in the house,

so I'm never away to miss it,

you know what I mean?

That's the nice thing about having a house. It's like a service pit. Like, imagine you're a car and you're going into a garage to get all your bits and bobs filled up and fixed. And washed. It's like a service pit where it's got all the stuff a human body needs, like warmth, comfort, food, water, washing facilities.

No, I didn't really miss it when I was at my mum's house,

but I felt like I don't know, I thought I'd— because the reason why I came back was because I thought I was going to be meeting my girlfriend every week. I came back from my mum's house and I met her once

and then twice. The second time was last weekend. So since I came back from my mum's house, I've only met her twice because I thought it's, it's close. I'm closer to her here than I would be from my mum's house.

But now I might as well just stay at my mum's house, shouldn't I?

Although I don't think I could play Battlefield 6 at my mum's house. I don't think the internet would be good enough.

Yeah, I felt sad when I left my mom's house.

It's like, oh, now I've got to do fucking hours of driving.

But I was excited to get back because The next day I met my girlfriend, so that was nice.

But yeah, I could have just gone back to my mom's house for like 2 weeks in a bit until I meet her next, but I'm sick, so they didn't want me to come back because of the baby.

And I thought it wouldn't be fair if my sister decided not to come home with the baby because I'm there because I'm sick, and then my mum doesn't get to see the baby. Because my mum looks so happy when she's with the baby. I've never seen my mum look so happy. She always just seems grumpy and irritated

all the time, but when the baby's there, she looks so happy.

So yeah, I'd feel bad if

because of me the baby couldn't come.

If my sister got sick, it would be terrible. She already looks really tired and exhausted waking up in the middle of the night. She goes to bed at like 7 or 8 PM to wake up at 5 AM to feed the baby.

Imagine doing that when you're sick.

So yeah, I

guess now the main point of being here is just stream as much as I can, play Battlefield 6.

And then I don't know really,

like, I could go meet my girlfriend, book a hotel, and then the next day I could do the rest of the drive back to my mum's house so it's not just one really long drive all at once.

Was it 3 hours yet? You've got 4 minutes,

4 minutes left with me.

And then see you in 12 hours.

I'm looking forward to getting out of the house.

If she cancels again next week, I don't know.

I'm already kind of numb to it now that it's already happened. If it happens again, I think I won't be as shocked. So what happens is when things unexpected happen for the first time, it's a big shock. But if the same thing happens again a second time, then you're like, ah, well, it happened before, so it's like

in her nature. It's not really unexpected anymore. It's actually kind of expected. It's like when she first got a migraine, I was like, oh, that's kind of weird.

But now I know she gets migraines and it happens quite often, I'm not really that surprised by it.

Think of it this way, if she does cancel again, at least I got 2 days extra streaming. That's $200.

But I feel like it can't be like this forever.

Like, our rela— this cannot be our relationship. I mean, things have to move towards a point where We're seeing each other more often.

Yes, we're meeting next weekend.

So yeah, I mean, I don't really know like what the future holds with this whole thing.

Basically, someone's got to move. Either I gotta move or she's gotta move.

I don't know how we can have a relationship where we see each other every other week because of the distance.

I don't see why she can't move.

If she's quitting her job and she lives with her parents, though, I mean, what's— unless she's got loads of friends there.

Why do I need to see her so often? Because I am operating on a limited

amount of time here. Before this whole thing implodes.

So I want to get as many meats as I can before the inevitable implosion.

Yeah, sure, if I've got no secrets and I've got nothing to worry about then maybe I wouldn't be so desperate. But

I've built a house on a mountain of sand.

But I mean, I don't know, like, if things become— how do,

how do we proceed from here?

I guess we got can like talk about living together.

Although, so the thing is, if we were going to live together and she said, can she move in here,

that would be bad. Very bad.

Now she probably won't invite herself to move in with me. She'd probably want me to invite her, but I would not want her to move in here. Too dangerous.

Way too dangerous. So either— right, before we get to that stage, I need to either move out of here back to my mum's or move into a new place.

Why dangerous? Why do you think?

If I get a new place, I'm not doxxing it.

So either I, I'm gonna move out to my mum's house, back to my mum's house, And I tell her I'm moving back to my mum's house because I can save more money and there's more work

that way. I mean, this place is done for us, you know, it's over.

Or I move from this place to a new place. Although I think moving back to my mum's house first would be a safer idea. Because I don't think moving in with the girlfriend would be really a thing until at least mid next year. But I mean, I don't want to— I don't know, I mean, I wouldn't really

want to be hasty and move in with her before July next year so I can get some savings up, so I can like sort out some

of my story.

I'm just thinking if I like pull the trigger on moving out of here.

Although I think if I'm going to move out of here, maybe after December would be better.

So if I'm at my mom's house and she's at her parents' house, then we would only be able to meet like book in a hotel. But I mean, she could come to my mum's house. Like, if my mum goes somewhere and I've got the house myself, she could come around.

And booking a hotel is actually cheaper than renting here.

Well, yeah, not straight away, but I'm just thinking, obviously, this, this relationship, it has to be heading in some direction, and the first step is to move in together.

I mean, that's where— that's the whole point.

Isn't that— that's the whole point of having a relationship.

But if it never gets to the point where we're going to live together, then what's the point?

Then I'll just keep looking for someone until I find someone who does want to move in together, because I don't want to live alone.

Yeah, I know it hasn't been 6 months, but I'm planning ahead.

I'm saying that if we get to the stage where we're gonna discuss living together, I don't want her coming here because this is— this place is too hot.

I need to get a new place and not dox it.

Now, the problem with being at my mum's house when or if we discuss moving together is if we do decide to move in together and we get a place, she's gonna want to look at the place with me. Like, we decide together what place to get.

Uh, I mean, if she's like involved with the whole contract and stuff, that could get very problematic.

So if we were gonna move in together, I want to do all that alone and get it sorted out by myself. And then she moves in,

so it's all in my name.

So, um,

if I move back to my mum's house

for 6 months That would give me 6 months to save up £2,000 per month. That I'd save up £12,000 plus the £6,000-£7,000 I've already got.

I could pay back my mum mostly,

but if I was going to rent a new place, I still need that £10K buffer to prove that I have. I mean, I've made a lot of money this tax year, so it would be quite easy. To pass the income requirement check for next year if I rent a new place. Plus I'll have this place as my

reference, which should— although I didn't need a reference to get this, but I don't think they care that much about the reference. They only care about the income check. Like, you, you got to be making $27K to rent this place. Yeah, but what if I lose my job after I get the place? It makes no sense. I'm

I mean, I literally lost my job after I got this place.

Anyway, I'll go to bed now, so bye-bye.