Trying new experience with my girlfriend

Go live.

Testing.

Testing.

It's streaming. Okay, I'm ready. Okay, let's go.

You want to show them somewhere?

Go where? Where are we going?

Show them guys.

Show them chess?

Yeah.

Uh, I don't think they want to see guys playing chess. You want to see the guys playing chess? We're going to have some wonderful new experiences today.

PSA BC is okay. What is it?

I have no idea.

Let's go.

Where are we going today?

Oh my God, my car to me.

If I can beat one of those guys at chess, then they have to give me what?

Bonus Again?

Oh my God. Look, my girlfriend's not wearing the face mask because of the virus. She's wearing it so you guys can't see her face. She doesn't usually wear a face mask. Yeah, we're gonna do some stuff today, walk around. Get massage. Imagine thinking my girlfriend's wearing a mask because of you know what. Why does the camera look wonky? It looks straight. It's because I'm standing wonky.

Oops.

Why it always looks kind of wonky? We can already kind of see her face. I don't know, she feels— she feels safer if she has the mask on. It's hard to know if it's straight or not.

How about like this?

Oh yeah, that's better.

Yeah, maybe my straps It's not completely straight.

I think this is the best stream setup I have. Oh, my GoPro stopped working. I don't know why. I plugged it into the charger last night and now it just never turns on. I tried everything. I took the battery out, I held the button on and off. I think the GoPro's finally had it. GoPro 7.

I want to get away from this music.

I got that GoPro 7, what, 5 years ago? 2019, 2020, 2021, '22, '23. You finish phone call?

Cannot walk over there, right? Because have a song, Thai song.

But I don't know, I don't know, the music worries me a bit. Yesterday was okay, it didn't pick up the music. Well, not yesterday, the last I don't know, it's pretty loud. You want to see the market?

No.

No?

Okay, if I just keep talking, then it probably won't get picked up, but then I've got to keep talking on and on and on and on. I don't know what to say. Keep moving faster, the music's pretty loud here.

Do we have to go this way?

Can we go another way? The music's very loud. What about this way? Damn music. I don't know how I avoided the music last stream because it was fine. I think because it's kind of echoey, it doesn't get picked up well. Watch out, watch out. Now, when I was in Japan streaming, nearly every stream got a copyright claim by music because in Japan they play music everywhere on the street. Thailand's not so bad, they don't just play music everywhere. In Japan, everywhere you go they're playing music on like these big speakers, so it's really hard to avoid. And then nearly every one of my live streams got a copyright music claim. Some of them got partially blocked worldwide.

Really annoying.

Yeah, it's annoying because they blast out this music when I didn't ask to listen to it, and then they got the nerve to then copyright claim me. Oh, don't steal our music. Well, you're the ones blasting it out into the street. No one asked you to play this stupid music. Turn it off then. Music copyright is so lame. It shouldn't exist. Like, no one is making money by playing music. Do you think I'm making money because I'm playing Ed Sheeran songs? So dumb. Yeah, as if everyone's watching my stream so they can listen to Lady Gaga on the radio on a speaker. What is even the point of music copyright law? What you doing? It's just annoying because my precious ad revenue gets stolen by these multi-billion dollar companies. My precious $20. Uh, we got ripped off at a restaurant just now. We bought too much food and it was like 400 baht and we only ate half of it. Wait, come back! This is where I bought the thing. I bought the— don't say it— W-E-E-D. I bought it here. There, say hello to him. He's nice. No, embarrassing. He helped me go to the taxi.

It's Scatty there.

Yeah, I don't know if you guys saw my Kick stream, but I was doing the W-E-E-D and I got completely messed up, like I was gonna black out. And then the shop owner had to close his shop to take me to the taxi place.

He is a doctor, famous doctor.

Wow, uh, weird fruit.

No, I don't like it.

This stuff's weird.

I don't like it.

It's like a sweet juicy garlic clove. Yeah, I think the blah blah blah thing works. Also, I think the noise of the traffic muffles the music as well, so the algorithms don't pick it up as well. If this was Japan, there'd be music everywhere. Where? Here? Are you sure this is safe for YouTube? They better not be playing music. Oh, no music. Take off shoes.

Yeah.

Oh, there's no music.

Thank God.

Do they know we're Why are there syringes in there? Are those syringes? What's that? Syringe?

Yeah, syringe.

What for?

Where are these from?

Slippers. I'm gonna get a facial.

Sit here.

Don't know what they're saying. I don't know what we're doing here. I think we're getting like a facial, facial and a massage. It's my new content. Do you guys like it? Massage content. It's going to become a massage channel.

What?

What's happening? I don't know, I can't read it.

This one treatment fire and massage, 350 baht.

For face?

Yeah.

Okay.

And this one treatment premium whitening.

Whitening what?

Whitening face.

Whiten my face?

Yeah. I want to do this. You do this.

You want to whiten your face?

Yeah.

Weird. I do this.

You do this.

Okay.

I choose this one.

Why do you want to whiten your face?

Collagen.

Collagen? What's that?

My collagen.

Up to you. If you want.

Help me. Yeah.

Help you.

Marki, do you want?

See me. Okay.

Yeah.

อันนี้ใช่ไหมนะ?

อ๋อ.

กูอังคือน่าไอ้กุกอย่างนั้นเข้ามาไม่เกิดพูดสิ่ง You like cold or hot?

For what?

Uh, have a side on dough, have a Machine for to do your face. You want to choose cold or feel warm?

Hot, warm. Yeah, warm.

I think warm is nicer because my ex used to give me a face massage with a hot flannel, and it was really nice. If it's cold, it'll just be cold.

I think a warm facial would be much more relaxing.

You want to try it first?

You?

I'll wait here.

I think cold would be like having a cold shower, be uncomfortable. I don't understand the whitening thing. She wants to whiten her face? I don't feel like that would look good. I don't know if it's just me, but whenever Asian girls get like the face whitening stuff, it looks weird. I think they look better with natural color, like natural kind of browny yellow color. Looks way more attractive than this like artificial white look. But you know, Asia, everyone wants to be white. How am I going to film I get my selfie stick out, I guess. Oh my God, I hope she's not getting her skin bleached. I don't know what I'm getting. I think I'm getting like a face treatment and massage. I guess I'm paying. Pay for lunch, pay for this too. I think it'll be 850 baht. Yeah, 850.

No, it's not a hammer massage.

It should be like a face thing. Yeah, my girlfriend likes streaming now because she gets free stuff.

What?

This you do together.

Okay, where can I put my camera?

Put put your bag on.

Where? I want to put it here. Where can I put my camera?

Put below.

I want to film video.

Không không có thể video này không để mà. Ah đây đây.

Dạ.

Dù có để không thì cái này. I want to show my vest, huh?

Okay, where can I put it?

Put it where? Down?

Yeah, near me.

But then they can't see me. I want to put it there.

Okay, up to you.

But then they can see you. If I put it here— I don't think—

what?

But I want to put the camera here. I don't think they can see you. Maybe, maybe here. I can see your face.

Hello. Yeah, I mean, it's been for a hard battle. Hard battle for the health of society.

It's an obvious consensus. Yeah.

There is—

there ain't nothing. Oh. Khải Kê, chia Khải Kê. Can we speak with her in Thai?

She, she wants to talk with you more.

This is the first time for you, right? Yeah.

What are they using for something?

Cream, essential essence cream.

But what are they rubbing it on with?

Huh?

What's that thing they're holding?

Composting?

In their hand.

Uh, improve your skin and reduce Acne, pimple, reduce pimple.

Okay. What are you feeling?

Yeah, it's the bedroom. It's your home.

Yeah, it's your home. I like home.

Safety pack internet signal. What's wrong?

Internet signal.

D-tak.

D-tak.

D-tak.

D-tak, okay. I tried to log in with another username.

Try what?

I tried to log in with my username and old password, but I put wrong. His love letter.

His beautiful love letter.

Thank you.

Thank you, guys.

She massage me.

Yeah.

You tell him she give me massage. Are you Jane the statue?

Yeah.

Oh my God, she give you special. Actually, you will finish, but she give you special time.

No.

Can you see where it is?

I can't see.

How do you think about this? On your forehead, she said you have a wrinkle.

Yeah.

You need Botox.

No, I like my wrinkles.

You will look old.

I'm sure you know what I mean. Sure, I'm sure.

You want 18 years old?

I what?

You.

What?

You want to be 18 years old, right? He's still doing massage you?

Yeah. Wow.

It's a bit painful, yeah.

How painful?

It's like a needle.

But are you feeling pain?

No.

After you?

It's okay.

My trip.

My trip.

Oh.

His trip special. I don't have you. See, you have to give her something. Facing?

Right.

Okay, so—

Yeah, I'm gonna say that. What area you live in the UK? Kent.

Kent.

Yeah.

Kent.

Cái London, cái near London đấy.

Yeah.

Cái London. Và bạn yêu thích Liverpool không ạ? Sao chị yêu Liverpool? Chị like Liverpool chứ. Football.

Thai people always say them. Yeah.

Why? ส าม ว ั ย ก ็ ถ ้ า ว ่ า ส าม ว ั ย ก ็ ช อ บ ค ื อ ท ี่ ช อ บ อ ๋ อ อย ู่ ใ น คร ั บ บ ้ าน อย ู่ ใ น เร ื่ อง ว ่ า ช อ บ ต ั ก คร ั บ บ ้ าน ห ร ื อ คร ั บ ข ổ ng อ ั ง จ ิ ด ล ี่ อ ั ง จ ิ ด เ น ี่ ย ห ร ื อ ว ่ า ไป เร ื่ อง ท ี่ ล ี่ ย ั ง ร า มา น ห ร ื อ อะไร แต ่ ถ ้ า เป ็ น ข ổ ng ย ั ง ร า มา น ก ็ ช อ บ อ ๋ อ แต ่ ม ู ล แต ่ ม ू ल You know, tọa ngồi, tập ngồi, German có cái gì kịch riêng kịch dài này nha. Không hẳn ăn kịch này nhá. Tập riêng kịch này nha. Cho cho đủ chuyện là chuyện gì đó thuộc phòng. It. She like to watch, uh, football. UK is number one. And, uh, what else?

Euro. Yeah.

That morning, that morning team.

Manchester United.

Ah, menu. Không không không không.

Thai call menu.

Yeah.

Sợ nhài con hay tới shop menu mua.

You call menu.

You call menu set right? Yeah. But Thai people call menu. She said menu is red coast. Mà Melani ở sực đen được ở đây nhà học rất là lạ. Lưu phu menu. But I may have noticed I'm not here. New country. Weather now?

Hot weather?

Summertime.

Hot?

Summertime now.

Summertime?

Yeah.

Oh, I enjoy a lot with them.

Oh, tao nha ha.

How much degrees?

Maybe 30. 25, 28.

Not hot.

He give you sunscreen? Sunscreen?

What?

Uh, sun cream.

Yes, sunscreen cream.

My nose gets burnt.

Yeah, you need to take care of your face. You have a beautiful face. Uh, a few little things before we leave. Can you let me leave?

Okay. How long do you take?

Maybe 10 minutes.

Why are you not talking with your viewers?

I don't know what to say.

Maybe your viewers feel bored. You want more gold? No. He said your face will be bright, handsome, after you eat rice.

He finished.

Why is it yellow? Golden.

Golden mask.

Wait, this is good for YouTube, actually. It looks interesting.

I know.

How many viewers?

40.

They're bored.

Yeah, just 40. I can't talk when I'm having my face massaged. My face feels numb, like I can't feel my face. I feel like I can't feel my face.

Golden face.

It's cold.

Look funny. You look like a video game character. Only 30 viewers now. What? I'm here. Stop, stop pulling me. I'm here.

Fancy, fancy.

Why you laugh a lot?

Do you look funny?

Not funny, it's pretty. I look pretty. But if you burning I don't know why I feel burning, burning a bit.

How long was that? I didn't think it would be so long.

15 minutes, I think.

Uh, I guess the viewers didn't find it interesting seeing me just lie there on the bed.

Is it midnight in the USA?

No, they just didn't want to see me lying in a bed not talking. My face feels weird, like, um, I like your face massage more. I like when— I like when you give me a face massage more.

No, I want you lie on my side here. You lie on my side and you do—

Actually, I should have chosen the cold one instead of hot. I thought they would use like a A flannel, like a cloth.

As in cold?

Yeah, I should have done cold. Oh, I didn't know they're gonna use like a stethoscope to rub the lotion in. It was like a metal, like a cylinder metal thing. It looked weird with a— it had like a wire coming out of it. What is that?

Next time I will do massage for you.

Yeah?

If you be good guy.

Mhm.

Are you sure?

Is it finished?

Yeah.

Okay.

Now I got pimple. What if she stays cold?

I don't know where to go.

What should we do after the massage? Looks like a boring experience. It was okay, I guess it was relaxing. The massage was good, but when they were rubbing the lotion on, it was just— felt like lotion being rubbed on my face. We've already eaten. I want to see what it looked like. I look like I'm dead. I look like a corpse being prepared. Does his girlfriend hear the Super Chats? Did I even get a Super Chat? I don't think I got any. Did I get anything?

Uh, no.

I feel kind of sleepy now. You finish?

Yeah.

Go to British pub. Yeah, maybe for like another stream we'll go to the British pub. Oh, thanks, blood bucket. If she's getting all pretty, have face reveal. She's in the toilet.

No, not show like this.

Oh no.

Uh-oh.

Thanks, blood bugger.

Put you guys back in the shoulder strap. Hmm, what should we do now? My skin feels kind of oily. Feels like my face is oily. I already had to delete a bunch of comments saying she's like stupid and ugly and stuff. Yeah, my face is all soft but kind of sticky. What should we do next? The massage arc. It's probably Chihiro on her alt account being spiteful.

Guess I'll wait here.

Maybe I can use the footage of her gold face as like a clickbait YouTube video. Ancient Thai golden face massage. Doesn't Chira have a new man? I think she got Through no fault of my own. I wonder how many viewers I'd get if I did like a me and Chihiro got back together stream. Probably like 200. People don't like clickbait videos. Well, as long as they click on it. Who cares what they like or not like? I don't like having a dead channel, but what can we do about it? Meet Ice Poseidon again today. Isn't he in court? I don't know if he's finished going to court Today's not too hot. Can't wait until Ice posts an update. Do you think it's going to be bad news? Like he's going to say, oh, we're stuck here for a year?

I don't know.

How has your views gone, up or down? The views now are like the worst I've ever had. Even my PewDiePie video didn't get any views. The highest views I got was moaning about the guest house manager, about that thumbnail. I've got a pimple on my lip. The more clickbait videos you make, the more viewership goes down.

Yeah, but if I just do honest titles It will go down as well.

So it's like I'm screwed if I clickbait and I'm screwed if I don't clickbait. If I do a non-clickbait title, get like 2K views, you know, like going to a cat cafe with my girlfriend, 2K views. There's not really anything I can make that the viewers would want to watch unless I bait them. But I'm not really, I'm not really trying to bait my viewers anymore. I'm trying to bait other viewers, like PewDiePie's viewers or Ice's viewers. I'm trying to bait them because my viewers don't really exist anymore, apart from the few couple thousand that are left. Out of my own viewership, there's basically no one left to bait. They've all gone. You know, that 40,000-odd viewership I had? My bait doesn't work anymore because they don't watch anymore. Ice viewers are a bunch of pansies. Like, they will try to hate on me just because I say Imagine crying over your mum dying to Deepak. Imagine getting all butthurt over some random Indian scammer guy. Boo-hoo, everyone's mums die eventually. It's called life. Grow up. I mean, Sam Pepper has 2 million subs and he gets like 2K views. When a channel's dead, it's dead. Finish?

Pay.

You pay? Okay, I'll pay since you helped me stream.

Yeah, I tell you, tell me, guys, I will pay for your food for dinner.

But we're gonna make dinner at home.

You want to eat out again? Oh my God, yes! Last time it was so expensive, it was like $30 for dinner last time. Pick a genre. I don't know what genre to pick. Nothing I do is good enough. I just want to livestream, do random stuff. I don't really have a direction. It's just like whatever I feel What do you like doing? I want to be a streamer. Kind of bored making videos now. Hmm, not sure. My change, how much? 850.

Next time I will come again.

You come again?

Yeah, I like it.

Thank you.

What else do they do here? What else do they do here?

Botox. Botox?

Filler.

Filler?

They said I need Botox for my forehead.

Yeah.

No, I don't want Botox. It will look so silly. Like, imagine my forehead all Everyone has a wrinkle on their forehead, especially Westerners, because Westerners use their eyebrows when they talk a lot. Asian people don't really express with their eyebrows much. That's why Westerners have a lot of wrinkles.

You need to have a massage.

On the forehead?

Yeah, facial massage.

6 steps.

Breast massage.

Oh no, if we do a massage 1 hour, my viewers will get so bored. Swedish massage. Breast massage.

Next time?

No, I don't think do any more massage streams.

No, this one.

Breast massage.

Breast massage.

Breasts. I'll give you a breast massage.

No, not you.

I'll give you breast massage for free.

No, thank you.

Oh, thanks, George. You two are cute, please make a baby. Making a baby stream.

What does this mean?

He said we should make a baby.

Uh, cannot.

Why not?

They're near infertile.

Infertile?

Yeah, they're near infertile.

You want ice cream? I don't know, in there. Okay, you pay. Coconut. Okay, and one here, uh, strawberry. Oh, police. Better not film the police. Why are the police here? Police buying ice cream. The police look scary, they've got balaclavas on. Why are the police wearing balaclavas? I better not film the police. Well, if I wasn't infertile, there would be babies already. We've been doing— we've been together for 10 You don't want to mess with the Thai police. It's not like in the UK when you can go up to them with a camera.

What?

They have their police inside.

Uh, why? ID passport them. They're not free for us.

Uh-oh. Okay, let's go. They're getting raided by the police. Why are the police asking them for ID?

Them have, uh, like a police card and police, uh, illegal. Yeah, illegal.

I thought they were buying ice cream.

Where are you going?

Are they Thai?

You Thai?

No. Are they Thai? it in the shop?

I think Thai, but maybe the— some man have a problem, like do something wrong.

Didn't pay tax? Uh-oh.

I think like criminal, I think.

Say what?

Criminal.

Criminal?

Yeah.

Criminals running an ice cream shop?

No.

Why are the police raiding an ice cream shop? They just sell ice cream.

No, it's gold.

Stolen ice cream? No, money laundering.

Pass the pass, but the police just want to check them.

Check them? Yeah, they want free ice cream.

Where are we going? Go back?

Uh, what an interesting place.

I think so.

Where are we going? Oh, this is, this is the park. You know that woman came up to me, take picture? It was here.

Who?

My, my fan.

I will slap you.

This is where I came the first time I did a stream.

I will slap that girl.

No, she like me.

Uh-huh, she's not Thai.

Last year, October, when I first came to Thailand, I came here, did a stream.

Yeah, I remember.

And then I walked that way.

You didn't say you are YouTuber. Yeah, why not?

Secret.

No, you have secret.

I said I'm an artist.

But you still have a secret.

No secret.

Good job.

You know everything.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

I don't like liar.

Not liar.

If you liar, I'm thirsty.

I came here and I was on the exercise machine, and then I went down there and I walked across and I went to— I went to Chitlom.

What's that park? I never come here before. What's this park?

Forgot the name.

You can take a look around here.

Okay. I wish Thailand had vending machines. You know, the number one thing I miss about Japan is they have vending machines everywhere for drinks. Why don't Thailand put some here?

If you have vending machines, what do you think? Many shops will be dead.

Many shops are dead.

Yeah, because have a machine replace the human. Yeah, but we will attack.

Thai people will attack the vending machine.

Say no, say no machine.

We don't want more machine. Japan doesn't have a problem.

No, because Japan don't like to talk, right? You said to me.

Yeah, Japanese people don't like to talk to strangers. So they put machines everywhere, like ramen machine, skier machine, vending machine. Oh, thanks, Super Pups. Get married?

Daddy, I don't want to leave. Thank you.

What? I didn't say that.

I know you might.

No, I'm just scared.

Why are you scared?

Because last time not good.

Uh, that's your past. You still shy?

She tried to take my money.

Who?

My ex-wife.

No, I think she nice.

She want my money and my house.

No, don't talk about her in a bad way.

I told her get lost and then I block her. No, no, no, no, she nice now, but before she was not Nice. Actually, she said she was going to report me to the police.

Maybe she have something. Listen, racism.

And she tried to make my YouTube channel ban, delete my channel.

Because she have something for, uh, she hate me.

Is Chitlom the bougie area? Uh, yeah, it's like the central fancy area.

What are they doing?

Drumming. Yeah, this is a nice park. I went there to take my thumbnail last year, October.

In university, I will do like that.

Last time I did a livestream here in October, I got 8,000 views. Now I only get 3,000 views or 4,000. Isn't it silly?

I want you respect people, respect your ex-wife too.

Respect who?

Your ex-wife. I don't know.

Oh, it's hot.

Yeah, hot.

Oh, nice. I never come here before.

Yeah, nice park. I can't believe, like, if I did a stream like this last October, I think I had about 120 viewers, and now my viewership's so bad.

It's insane.

Very, um, very frustrating. Oh, look, there's fish!

Look at all the fish.

I think the massage woman gave me an extra long Face massage because I'm handsome. Did you hear what she said? She said actually she gave me like 10-minute extra long massage. Hmm, what should we do now? I don't think we'll do another massage stream because it's too long. The hammer massage was funny, but if I can't talk, then people don't watch.

She actually— she have to do massage, you just 5 minutes.

5 minutes?

Yeah, not over 5 minutes.

How long?

But she give you more time because you— she like, uh, because I'm handsome.

Why is she exciting?

Because you're far.

Uh-huh.

No people, no traffic.

Well, there's loads of foreigners here.

No, how far long came in clinic? I try to beg her do massage for this guy more.

Foreigners like going to the massage places on the street with lots of girls actually waiting outside.

Clinic is nice, have a quality Yeah, everything is anti-septic.

But expensive.

Not expensive.

Really?

Yeah, here is cheap. Oh, look, if you do after cleaning, you will start price 1,500 baht per 1 pound. It's so cheap.

Yeah, I guess so.

How much you pay for lunch today?

400 baht.

Oh, how many you massage your face?

350. So 800 baht. 800 Thai baht in UK pounds? Nearly £17 for 800 baht.

100.

Yeah, £17 for face massage and lunch for 2 people. I don't know, it doesn't feel cheap. If it was £5, I'd say it's cheap, but it wasn't. It's like £17. It's like $20. 800 baht in US dollars. The answer is $22. $22. I don't know.

That's cheap.

This is a pound.

Sport a beer gut? I really don't want a beer gut. All the Asian guys in my class have like a massive fat belly. They all look weird, like pregnant. What?

Just a pound.

I don't know, spicy chili.

Chili?

Yeah.

I hate chili.

I love chili, but more than you.

Everyone here is— they look skinny, but they got a massive fat belly.

This watercress vegetable for you.

Can we take some?

Free?

I'm so sick and tired of all the food here being covered in chilies. We went to a restaurant and I got spaghetti, and I thought, okay, spaghetti is gonna be not spicy, and then it's covered in chili. Scarecrow.

Hi.

I think Thai people are addicted to chili.

They love chili on everything.

Oh, this—

everything is, uh—

Humans are not supposed to eat chili. The chili plant developed capsaicin to prevent mammals from eating it. That's why it's spicy. Birds don't feel the spice because they're not mammals.

Lemon. Did you see?

It's a lime.

This is not lemon.

It looks like a lime.

This is called orange.

Why is it green though?

Special orange. I don't know what it's called. Ask your viewers.

Uh, it's just plants. I don't think they are interested.

Wow, that's cool.

We should go back to Victory Monument.

Yeah, go back home.

Go back home already? What else can we do?

Oh, you want to go King Tower?

Go where?

What is it? I had seen the—

oh, I think they got the Death Cafe here. Do you remember?

A Death Cafe?

Yeah, I saw it on the train.

Where is it?

Oh no, not here.

There's a King Tower near Aria.

I've been there before.

What is it?

Uh, have many Everything cheap, no tax.

What do they sell?

Sell, uh, some street everything. When you want to buy something outside country.

I don't know what you mean.

Yeah, but what do they sell?

Other country.

Okay, I don't know. Just go I had dinner here too.

What is it?

2 years ago.

Is it a shopping center, restaurant?

Luxury buffet. This is a super center.

What's a super center? Is it a shopping center?

Shopping center.

Shopping mall. But, uh, get out the road.

You have to, you have to have a ticket. Flight ticket.

You need a flight ticket to go inside?

Yeah, maybe.

No, you don't.

What do you mean?

You need to use—

I don't have a flight ticket.

Use this free.

I'm not gonna buy anything, just look.

I take you, travel. Let's walk in.

Can you put this in your bag? Thank you. No, your bag, not my bag.

I will take you.

Hey, no!

Oh, my forehead's sweating and mixing with the lotion.

When foreigners come to travel in Thailand, they will visit here to buy products in duty-free shop.

Yeah, so they can save what, 50 pence?

Save like 50 pence.

Imagine caring about duty-free. Oh, I saved 3%. Wow. Do you guys barely understand each other? Yeah, well, that's the price you pay. Why is everything in Chinese? They've got Chinese writing everywhere. What are you doing?

Um, I'm looking for the rainbow.

But we're not gonna buy anything. You're gonna buy Gucci? Let's just walk and look.

Take a look.

Yeah, but I don't want to buy anything. We don't need membership.

I can't. I just check. Okay.

It's funny, like in Japan, when you go around the shopping area, you always see Chinese people and they got a massive suitcase full of electronics.

You feel what?

Vomit?

Oh, look, tech and gadgets. I want to see this. I want to see the tech and gadgets.

You want to see? I will check member if I have member card.

But I don't want to buy anything. I just want to look.

You can To go inside, you have to have a member card. Do you understand?

Why didn't you say that?

There's a limit for member card, and you have a—

you have to have a ticket.

Are you sure?

Come. What the—

You're on the highest elevator. Cool, new one. Did you press floor 2?

I missed the floor.

What floor is it? We're on floor 3. We're on— go floor 2.

Tech and gadgets. Oh my God, look how high it is! I didn't notice.

It's like a glass box.

Wow, I pressed 2.

Is this 2?

Yeah.

Yeah, come. It said tech and gadgets, floor 2. Where's tech and gadgets?

Um, what?

Oh, Tech and Gadget, red. Where? King Power Lounge.

There's nothing here.

Let's go back up. I don't understand. There's nothing Go up again?

It's a weird building, but it said floor 2.

I don't understand. Oh, you have to register over there. Why did you come here? You came here to see a restaurant before.

Elevator.

Scary.

Guy's hair looks so sweaty, greasy.

What?

Ah, ray godai. Ah, ray godai. Oh wow, look at that. Thai taste. This place is so empty. I bet everything's super expensive. How much is the tea?

100 baht.

It's like a mall for rich Chinese people. You want to get a drink? Isn't it expensive?

Free.

Free?

Yeah, I have member.

How'd you get it free? Member?

Wow.

Oh, my face looks all greasy and oily.

I don't like it.

The lotion made my face all oily.

And has got this card, can get free because I have more member.

Aha. Japanese rice bowl. I don't like the word rice bowl. Is it just like a bowl full of rice? Why didn't you wash your face? Because it kind of defeats the point of moisturizing your face if you then wash it off. It's like a moisturizing lotion. You're not supposed to wash it off. Even the TV is Chinese. It's got Chinese subtitles.

Sunshine cereal.

Thank you for streaming this. You are welcome. Thanks for watching. Oh wow, look at that camera. It's a YouTuber camera. It's huge. I wonder if you can livestream from it.

Damn, Chinese guys getting tall.

Look how tall they are. Chinese guys tall these days. You look more Japanese.

Yeah, I wonder where people think I'm from.

I don't really look Chinese. I'm not really hungry. I'm thirsty. We already had food. Someone's phone is there. Why is there a phone? I want to get mango smoothie. For some reason, Vietnamese are very short, like 4 foot something. If they're very short, they're probably Vietnamese. Wow, ChatGPT in my chat. King Power Mall team owner Leicester City. Well, the owner of King Power Mall owns Leicester City football team. Every time a Thai person asks me where I'm from and I say England, they always go, oh, Liverpool? They always ask me, am I from Liverpool? It happened loads of times now, usually in taxis. The taxi driver asked me where I'm from and I say Kent, and then they're like, uh, Liverpool?

Liverpool?

Do I sound like I'm from Liverpool?

Liverpool?

Do I sound like I'm from Liverpool? Or they say Manchester United. As if I care about football! Waiting 1 hour for drinks again! Why does it take so long to get a drink? Thai class was pretty weird today. We spent the entire lesson learning this one word spelt F-A-A-K, and it sounds— everyone sounded like they were just saying the F-word the whole day. It's like fuck, fuck. It means When you entrust something with someone or you give something to someone or you put money in the bank, you say fuck. So the whole lesson was like, fuck this, fuck that. So hard not laughing. And then to buy something for someone is faak suu. F-A-A-K S-U-U.

Faak suu. So funny.

How is it a real language? When am I coming back to the UK? Probably next year, June, for my sister's wedding. So to say, to say, would you buy me, will you buy me a drink? It's like pom fuck soo drink. I don't know how to say drink.

Fuck soo. It's like faak, faak, faak.

So we spent the whole day learning that. It's kind of annoying. It feels like useless grammar, plus it sounds weird. I don't feel like it's that important to say. Can you buy this for someone? Where are you living now? I'm in Thailand. Thailand, Bangkok. How did you meet Ice Poseidon? He was streaming and I just went up to him. Am I practicing speaking language out of class? Not much.

Much.

Sometimes I say like 2 words, like they ask me if I can speak Thai, I'll say nit noi, means a little bit, or I'll just say like kop khun khrap. But I haven't really had to use it yet. It's easier to just use Google Translate. How does Goblin Ice pull a girl like Kim? I think Kimberly sniped him, so she was like a fan. I mean, if you're a fan of Ice, that kind of tells you something about what kind of person you are. Like, you're probably a bit weird, like a bit of a weird person if you like a So I don't know what that says about Kimberly. She is kind of weird. When I met her, she— I mean, she's nice, but she seemed a bit weird. You know, like, imagine a movie where the main character is like this crazy guy who wants to murder people, and his girlfriend's so in love with him, she helps him. Like she enables his sick fantasies. Like, I could so imagine her being like that, like helping him chop up the body or something because she loves him. I just got kind of crazy vibes, like I would kill someone for you kind of vibes. Ice is leaving soon?

Really?

Did he post an update about his court hearing? Let me check Discord. I'll be kind of sad when he leaves. So it's been pretty exciting having him here, streaming here and stuff. I don't think he's posted an update. But I'd like to see him in Japan again. The Japan streams were good. Are there any other YouTubers you want to meet? Uh, not really. They all hate me. I thought maybe meeting Chris Broad would be cool, but he probably hates me. They're still buying the damn drink. Oh my God, what are they doing? Maybe I want to meet PewDiePie just so I can brag about saying— I could say, oh, I met him, he knows me. No, PewDiePie knows me. Elvis the Alien told me. Elvis the Alien said when he met PewDiePie, they talked about And he said PewDiePie said that he thinks I'm crazy for destroying my relationships just for views. And then I laughed. Snipe Chris? No, Chris is kind of scary. It's fun to snipe Ice because he kind of I don't know, he seems like he likes being sniped because it— because it's content. But Chris obviously doesn't want to be sniped.

Oh, she finished.

Chris complains about being sniped all the time, so he obviously doesn't want to be sniped. Can I have drink? I'm thirsty.

It's nice.

Free drink.

Not free.

Not free.

This cow, but this cow and have a game here, over here.

What flavor is it? Wow, it tastes so good.

Fish? Really? But I don't like this flavor. Why you like it?

Copying the Chinese people.

What?

It's all like this. Where are we going now? That's what they speak like. Ice Poseidon taught me, use my diaphragm, talk like Ice Poseidon.

What a noise!

Okay, I'll stop. It's actually kind of fun to just shout. What's that?

This, um, pork bun, more famous here.

Wow, famous everywhere. Yeah, nikuman.

If you buy outside, you will buy just half price here.

So how much is stuff here?

Everything here, you can see.

I want to see something that's expensive. Show me, show me something. Oh my God, the back of that guy's head looks like a walnut.

Oh my God, because everything here is so expensive.

Yeah.

Oh, I like Whiskey. My sister bought me whiskey for Christmas.

Really? Where your whiskey?

I drank it.

You drink? You drunk already?

Yeah.

The life is fair. I won't buy new.

You don't like it?

Never.

Welcome to Thailand.

Tuk-tuk.

I need to choke on a bubble. Oh, it's music here. Let's go. Music! We got to go before the music. You want to buy that? Quick, go! The music! Yeah, I'm going down this way. Oh, there's music everywhere. It's just snacks. Peanuts. Uh, okay then. Macadamia. Oh, the music it's coming from in here. Quick, go out, out. Oh my God, the music's coming out from everywhere. Look, 1,000 baht Ferrero Rocher. I don't know if that's— that's $10 for one piece.

3 boxes.

This is a streamer's worst nightmare. What's that?

Theater.

Go home.

Yeah, what's that called?

We believe, uh, this position can make them like a hole for this building, protect building from earthquakes.

Let's go down, let's go down.

Well, I need to refresh my visa again. Uh, yeah, I already paid for level— but I already paid to extend my visa to the school, so I won't go to immigration again, extend my visa. by 6 months. We did what?

I bought it, you remember?

At Chinatown.

Oh yeah, mainly my hands.

Oh yeah, your hands dirty. Nara. We went to Nara in Japan.

J-Pan.

You know this game?

Did you win?

Not win. Need to collect shoes.

I keep choking on those bubbles. It cost, uh, $1,000 for my school, one-year visa.

How much you pay? $8,000?

$1,000 for school.

2,000?

No, 1,000.

You said 8,000 baht for the school.

I paid $1,000. Dollars, not baht. Oh my God, that's scary.

You can see it.

Yeah, I'm studying Thai language. I can speak 4 languages now. $1,000 for 1 year. I saw Sam Pepper handcuff to Swimmer Nick. I couldn't watch it, it was too annoying. It was just Sam trying to be really annoying, but Nick's energy completely changed. He looked so defeated. I guess Sam Pepper out-annoyed Swimmer Nick. It's like, who can be the most annoying competition?

Go out.

Imagine you break that. You would have to pay. If you broke that, how much you got to pay? It says it's fragile. How do we get out? Is this a date? Yeah, this is what I'm like on my dates.

Talk to myself. Was she Japanese?

I heard so.

This way? You what?

I came to Pullman Hotel before.

Came— oh, Pullman.

Yeah, I have stayed here.

With who?

With my ex-boyfriend.

What?

He pay everything.

I pay everything too.

Homeless.

Homeless?

What?

How are we homeless? What do you mean we're homeless?

You pay a little.

What?

I don't understand what you mean.

I give you—

We're homeless because I pay for everything? How does that make sense? Take.

No, I'm okay.

Take.

Watch out.

Are you drunk?

No, not that. I lie to you a lot. I like that, the goblin laugh. I like his laugh.

Like that?

You can't make like—

I can't, my voice doesn't go so deep.

You can make like his laugh.

Motherfucking ass. Yo dude, motherfucking ass. How does his voice sound like that? Yo, motherfucker's beside it.

Like that?

His voice is insane. It travels— his voice travels so fast.

Crazy.

We go back Victory Monument. There's nothing here.

Okay, go back.

Your girlfriend is quite tall. How tall are you? 5 foot 7?

164.

164. So yeah, it's not, not short, not super tall. Normal.

Normal, but it's taller than my sister, my sister and my cousin.

Yeah.

School uniform?

School uniform.

Melts your heart. This way. Oh, my voice is tired now.

No.

Wait, my trousers folding down.

My voice tired.

tired now from shouting. Yeah, and Chinese people— Chinese people are so loud. I don't get it. Why are they so loud?

What?

What?

They hold out their hands.

Holding hands.

Oh, they're—

I like Pullman food.

You like what? Pullman food? Is it buffet?

Yeah, luxury buffet.

Overpriced buffet. Rip-off. What else can we show them?

Can do.

Uh, today is this lottery for now.

Did you buy a lottery?

No, I didn't buy a lottery. I'm unlucky.

I got win just I have you like a zombie.

Zombie? Yeah, you're the zombie. You walk slow. You're the zombie. You walk so slow like a zombie.

But you not laugh.

Well, I laugh all the time today.

You name Daniel B.

Daniel B, not Daniel Lord. Thoughts on Johnny Somali? I don't know, I think he's boring.

Life is hard. Life is boring.

Life is boring.

Yeah, and you still—

Oh, watch out!

You still do more doo-dee-dee. Hi, Paul.

This way? Yeah, I'm out of ideas what to do for streaming.

Pass this way.

I feel like my face is picking up all the dust from the stickiness. Visit a Thai temple? They're kind of boring. Oh, do you remember that Thai YouTuber, Somnaree, that we saw at the market? We're in her video. She posted the video, and if you go to the middle of the video and look at the background You can see me and her walking. It's kind of funny. We're in her video, but you can't really see our faces. It's like blurred out.

What's that?

Thai sausage. Oh, heart. Is that a chicken heart?

No, liver. What's that?

Liver.

No thanks. You want to buy a liver and a heart?

Yeah.

Oh, why? So gross. Why do they always sell weird stuff at the market? Like insects, hearts.

I don't know.

When is Ice going to court? He's going to court today. Maybe he finished. What? What you want to buy?

Okay.

What is it? Bird egg?

Uh, no.

Oh, it smells weird. It always smells weird in the market as well. Yeah, I'm not a fan of the markets, to be honest. Just weird stuff. Oh, quick, music, music, music, music! Thai music gonna take me to court. Come here.

I will eat.

No, no, I don't want it.

Heart?

Disgusting.

This is the heart of Daniel.

It looks like a penis.

I will eat Daniel heart.

No, it looks like a dick. Let's go. Oh, look, Amway.

Amway!

One time in Japan, I went on a date on Tinder and it was Amway. They took me to an apartment and then they tried to sell me Amway products. It was so weird.

Who?

Girl?

Japanese girl. And she brought 2 other guys.

You want to have sex with her? Make love with her?

No.

But her give you business?

She, she brought me to the apartment and there were 2 Japanese men there and 2 women, and then they brought out cleaning products trying to buy get us to buy it.

It's so annoying.

Do you want to go back?

Go over Victory Monument. Or can we, can we— oh, we can't. Or can we, can we go up and then come back? And then I'll say goodbye.

You want to show Victory Monument?

Yeah, I'll show them Victory Monument. Oh, your mask! You forgot your mask.

Look.

Oh, I can't see. I thought you can see. Oh no, it's okay.

People in UK eat or not?

Uh, some people, not many. Most people don't eat organs. Maybe like steak and kidney pie, or they eat pâté. I like pâté. Duck liver pâté is nice.

Pâté, what is pâté?

duck liver and you spread it on toast. You put it on toast.

I don't eat duck.

I don't like duck.

There's Victory Monument.

Come.

Come on, we can go up and then over there. Come. Oh, they closed it. Yeah, why they closed it? How do we go up? How do we go up?

Where?

We can, we can, we can. Where's the staircase? Come on, go up there. What? Where are you going? Uh, there's music. I can't come here, there's music.

This is not music, someone's singing.

Yeah, but I think—

I don't know. Yeah, but they're still singing a song that could be copyright.

But this song not famous.

So it might be, I don't know. Let's go back. I don't want to see market.

Boring.

You want to buy it? I'm gonna wait out here. Hate markets. Noisy, smelly, gross. Yeah, hot and crowded. I can't go near music because of copyright. Probably too late now. Oh, I really hate markets. Oh my God, it's so loud and smelly. The food is weird. It always smells like fish. Smells like fish and weird stuff. There's never anything I want to buy at a market. Uh, yeah, I could stream to Kick and YouTube. Maybe I'll do that next time. What did you buy? You bought a bag of— it looks like my fish tank. Yeah, it's like my fish tank. It looks like you scooped out the water for my fish tank.

I will put in your tank.

Actually, I want to cook some carrot, give to my shrimp. Shrimp like carrot and cucumber.

Carrot?

Carrot and cucumber.

I know, I can't do.

Yeah, shrimp like, uh, vegetable.

And you call the shrimp?

Yes.

Very short.

If they sold nice food at the market, I'd like it. Like, why don't they sell a hot dog or burger or Turkish kebab or like pizza, slices of pizza? But they always sell crab and shrimp. like squid and this weird-smelling stuff. Okay, here is Victory Monument.

Look at it, look at the words.

Look, she just keeps on walking. She doesn't even know I'm not behind her. Look, she's gone. How does she not know I'm not following? Ah, she has no idea I'm still here. Well, I'm gonna go now, so see you next time. I'll probably do a whole A desktop stream Friday. Kind of tired now. Bye-bye. Where is she?

Oh, she's over there.

Bye-bye.