Staying at a Luxury Traditional English Inn

Mrs. Mimo, how are you today?

Your son's present.

It's my present.

Oh, it's a cat.

It's from me, not her.

It's a blooming kettle. I want a perfume.

You got lots of perfume.

I told you it's finished.

It's a good kettle.

My kettle. She bought me a kettle. I got kettle all over the car.

Your kettle's ugly.

No, I can wash it.

I didn't know you want perfume.

I say that perfume.

Oh, give it back to me then. I'll take it to Japan.

Yes, tell you. I say you tell me you want to buy me anything. Get any this one. Do you remember?

I don't remember. She's not happy with it. Ah, this is why I hate buying presents for people. I did think about it. I saw her ugly kettle and I thought, get a new one. Look at her kettle. Look. It's this rusty-looking metal tin can. Look at how ugly it is. Look, there's all this rust on it and there's all chalk stuck to it. And yesterday we went to Canterbury. My mum drove through a massive puddle and now the car isn't working and we're supposed to be going to the New Forest today. So we have to get this repairman to try and fix it. Otherwise, we'll have to get a rental car. You broke the car.

Thinking it's all sweet time, so cute. Why did she have to drive through a puddle?

I thought she knew that would be bad for the car. It was a pretty big puddle.

Don't film me.

Why? We're going to the new forest. Going to miss the train. You broke the car.

I missed it and I'm lucky. Missed it and I'm lucky.

Now we have to go to the train station, go to Maidstone, get a rental car. Oh, and bring all the presents. Christmas holiday from hell.

I got you a kettle.

You got it for yourself?

No, I want to feel it when I show.

My dad's old school, abandoned. Made stone. Where's our train? Where's my ticket?

Why does it say return? Super off-peak day return.

I thought we got a single.

That's what I thought we got.

I think it's the same price anyway.

Is that a different— Lovely, thank you, thank you.

Mr. Doggy. Yeah, what are they doing here? Can't see, I'm too short. Good old Mainstone.

It's 075. Yep. We need a utility statement. What do you mean? A bill to prove that you didn't say that. I didn't see that. I just saw it said get a DVLA plate. I asked you, you say I didn't say that.

It's been nearly 2 hours and we finally got the car. We had to find utility bills and get a bank statement. We can finally get the car! Oh, we're getting a red one. I want the white one.

Yeah, me too. Nothing's over here. I don't think we don't have any vehicles.

Oh, then struggle for a minute.

Oh, I'll show you. There's a couple on here.

Our new car. Very nice. It's gonna rain.

I'm hungry. Hey, somebody never closed the door properly. It's open.

Daniel, you're not me.

Somebody don't ever close properly. Let me see. I'm not used to driving this. Somebody door. So then where did you go if somebody— Wait a minute, wait a minute. I'll try something. I'm not used to this car. They have 2 clocks. And then straight. Yeah, straight. Oh, sorry, this is car, I'm not used to it.

Where's my seatbelt?

Where's the M20?

It's a nice car. I like that little dashboard screen.

It's quite new.

Where the sandwiches? Sausage sandwich. Can't even open the sandwich.

Huh? Oh my God! Open it, open it.

Pull here.

I don't know how to you open it. Different. So easy. Not dangerous.

We're here.

This means that building. Yeah. Where to park? Maybe in here. Go down. You can't go down anymore. I think that is the parking. That's yeah, in here down. No, is it the parking we allowed? This one? Yeah.

We're here. In the middle of nowhere. Wow, look at this scenery! Look at the view! Beautiful English countryside. It's a nice car, Peugeot. What's that purple thing? Someone's underwear. Wow, look at that. There's a pheasant over there. I don't know if you can see it. Wow, looks very scenic. My water, you still can drink it. It's broken.

Stop, grow up.

Oh my God, I don't want it.

Oh my God.

Let's go. We're staying one night, and then we're going to the New Forest for Christmas. Oh, look! There's people.

Red bag.

Red pan.

Yep. Thank you.

Did you book for Peter?

Isn't he cold?

I didn't book. But we can get dinner for a few. Yeah. Yeah.

How can you wear a t-shirt? So you're wearing a t-shirt.

What time the dinner start? Sorry, what time do you start your dinner?

Uh, 6.

Should we have it 6?

You want—

we got another journey.

Yeah, perfect.

Thank you very much.

Are they both double beds?

I believe. I can't quite remember. I guess we'll find out when we get into this one.

Never mind, I won't touch you, sir. Get in there. You've got other person.

Oh, sorry. This one hasn't been done.

You mean the room haven't been done?

Yeah, sorry about that. For some reason, this one hasn't been done. So I'm gonna get someone on that ASAP. Would you like to have a drink at the bar first?

Is it on the house? Sorry, it's the room not done. Now we've got to spend money to drink.

Yeah, we'll give you a drink on the house.

Nice.

Sorry about that.

Let me put the bag here.

I'll, uh, I'll quickly get someone on that.

Thank you.

Let me see the room.

I left my wallet in the car. How can you left your wallet in the car? Because it's in my other bag. And my makeup. Bring it all down. Make sure you lock the car. Put your bag here.

Turn on the light.

Go down to have a drink. Nice bed. And I can make coffee here.

Bathtub. Very nice. Very nice. Why is it so dark? Very fancy. Nice bathtub.

Oh, same bathroom.

They're giving us a better room.

Ah, that's nice. Why is it better?

It's the, the best room apparently.

Ah, pop, pop in the room! No, no honey! Sabrina, my love, give it to this married couple.

Yeah, this is the honey and sweet.

No, finish! I can't take pop in front of my daughter. No, you have it. He's not gonna overcharge then because— This one is this tea is yours. Yeah, I'm not having this room.

And breakfast is between eight and ten in the morning.

Okay. All right. Thank you.

Interesting place for a bathtub.

Yes, so cook breakfast.

Yeah.

What's this?

We're going to a new forest.

Okay. It's a little space. Do you like the room?

Yeah.

Why is it so dark? There's no ceiling light. There's only these side lights. There's one here. Doesn't work. Kind of dark, isn't it? And it's not even nighttime yet. There's still a bit of daylight. You can scoop the coffee using this.

Where? The coffee. Where's the coffee?

This is coffee. Nest cafe.

Eating.

Oh yeah.

But it says decaf. I want caffeine. Is it all decaf?全部デカフだよ。It doesn't matter. Wow, look at the bathtub. I can't wait to get in it. Look how big it is. Compared to Japanese bathtubs, which are just like little square boxes, you can actually stretch out your legs. Wow, look at the scenery! Oh, bumped my lens. So this is the nicest room. Apparently they bumped us up since our room that we were supposed to be in, they Forgot to clean it, so we got a little upgrade. Little upgrade. What?

Going where? We're going to the park.

We're coming.

Come down. How's your room?

It's nice.

Are you gonna have a bath in front of the sun? You got tea?

You got a shovel too?

Yeah. Okay, go down and then we have a drink. Sit down.

I don't think so. Yeah, we got one.

It's a Christmas dinner.

My switch.

Sit here. Sabrina, you sit there. What's she doing? Why do they put 2 tents?

Very romantic. Nice.

Don't take my picture, I look so tired.

I'll blur your face out.

Put a smiley face on editing my video. Then he only pour himself water. So he don't pour all the sister and wife.

I'm not your servant.

Bring up a son. Only then when he say, wow, these people not enjoy life.

My dinner. That was hot.

Thank you.

What did you have?

Fish cake or crepes? Hero, you're not having starter? We asked for everything to just come together.

Cut it smaller.

No, have one, one. Dip it in the sauce. Is that the cheese? Hot cheese? No, what is crab? What is fish cake?

Tastes like a sausage.

Tastes like— look, it's all green. Vegetables like Don't touch it. I need a better table to throw it. Take a picture first.

Take a picture. It's not in focus.

Portrait too close.

Not portrait.

Boiled cabbage. Boiled cabbage. You can see.

Boiled cabbage.

Yes, yes.

You want to give it to It looks blurry. Maybe your lens is dirty. She's got cod, and I've got something else. This is quite nice. Cabbage.

No, I'm not. What's that then?

Bath time!

Yay!

Get in the bath! Can we fit in together? It's like a massive feeding tray for horses. Bubba, Bubba, but Daniel.