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Someone sent me a HIV test kit...this isn't funny [h9BY19dVrfI]

2019-01-08 · 14 min

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  1. 0:10Daniel

    They sent me this pamphlet about social anxiety as well. This is definitely someone from my channel who sent this. They sent me an HIV kit and a cognitive behavioral therapy brochure.

    Segment details0:10–0:22 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_0
  2. 0:22Sabrina

    CBT.

    Segment details0:22–0:23 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_1
  3. 0:23Daniel

    For social anxiety. It's definitely someone from my channel who sent this. I didn't order this.

    Segment details0:23–0:29 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_2
  4. 0:29Sabrina

    Definitely. What's this?

    Segment details0:29–0:34 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_3
  5. 0:34Daniel

    Who sent this to me? Should I take it? Take the test? I need to fill this up with blood using this needle thing. And then put it in here and send it off. Should I take the HIV test?

    Segment details0:34–1:08 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_4
  6. 1:08Sabrina

    Take it.

    Segment details1:08–1:09 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_5
  7. 1:09Daniel

    I'm scared. It says best location is your middle fingers. Twist twice and then remove. I only have one lunt set left because I wasted the first 2, and they only work once.

    Segment details1:09–1:25 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_6
  8. 1:25Sabrina

    But I never phoned them back.

    Segment details1:25–1:30 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_7
  9. 1:30Daniel

    I wonder who sent this, who ordered it. Don't want to do it. Which hand should I use?

    Segment details1:30–1:49 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_8
  10. 1:49Sabrina

    Your left forefinger.

    Segment details1:49–1:52 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_9
  11. 1:52Daniel

    I have to blur this out, it's graphic.

    Segment details1:52–2:01 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_10
  12. 2:01Sabrina

    Yeah, what does it do?

    Segment details2:01–2:04 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_11
  13. 2:04Daniel

    You press it onto your finger and then it activates the spring and then it punches It says your skin, that's what it says. I'm scared. Ow!

    Segment details2:04–2:16 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_12
  14. 2:16Sabrina

    It's so loud.

    Segment details2:16–2:19 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_13
  15. 2:19Daniel

    Did you hear that? Oh, it's bleeding.

    Segment details2:19–2:22 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_14
  16. 2:22Sabrina

    It's so loud.

    Segment details2:22–2:23 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_15
  17. 2:23Daniel

    Oh, there's so much blood coming out. There's a big drop. It says I have to milk my finger.

    Segment details2:23–2:32 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_16
  18. 2:32Sabrina

    Yay.

    Segment details2:32–2:32 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_17
  19. 2:34Daniel

    It stings.

    Segment details2:34–2:35 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_18
  20. 2:35Sabrina

    It's weird. At least they give you a plaster. You didn't swab your injection area.

    Segment details2:35–2:48 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_19
  21. 2:48Daniel

    Why do I have to swab it?

    Segment details2:48–2:50 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_20
  22. 2:50Sabrina

    It's a pre-injection swab. You're meant to swab it. You have to swab it before you pierce it.

    Segment details2:50–3:04 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_21
  23. 3:04Daniel

    What happens if I don't swab it?

    Segment details3:04–3:06 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_22
  24. 3:06Sabrina

    Then you get bacteria inside your cut.

    Segment details3:06–3:09 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_23
  25. 3:09Daniel

    So?

    Segment details3:09–3:10 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_24
  26. 3:10Sabrina

    And you might get HIV.

    Segment details3:10–3:12 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_25
  27. 3:12Daniel

    I have an immune system. Unless I have HIV, then I don't. I don't think that's enough blood.

    Segment details3:12–3:48 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_26
  28. 3:48Sabrina

    Enough. The camera makes it look I need more blood.

    Segment details3:48–3:57 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_27
  29. 3:57Daniel

    I don't think it's gonna work. I stopped bleeding now, and I wasted the other 2 prick things. I need more blood. What if I give myself a nosebleed? Stop bleeding. I couldn't get enough blood, so I'm just gonna send off what I did manage to extract. It might not be enough. It's really hard to make yourself bleed on purpose. I tried giving myself a nosebleed, I tried cutting my hand. I couldn't do it, I was too scared.

    Segment details3:57–4:41 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_28
  30. 4:41Sabrina

    I like this, you know.

    Segment details4:41–4:43 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_29
  31. 4:52Daniel

    It's a nice little box actually, and just pop it into the post and it should get there. Biological substance category B. Gosh, bloody freezing. I feel a bit silly coming outside in my slippers. Uh, should I have worn my slippers outside? Maybe I should have put my shoes on. Let's put my shoes on. Posting.

    Segment details4:52–5:29 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_30
  32. 5:29Daniel

    Post this.

    Segment details5:29–5:30 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_31
  33. 6:02Daniel

    Oh, it's cold. Oh, it's cold.

    Segment details6:02–6:12 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_32
  34. 6:13Daniel

    We shut the door.

    Segment details6:13–6:20 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_33
  35. 6:24Daniel

    It's our last day.

    Segment details6:24–6:25 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_34
  36. 6:25Chihiro

    Yay!

    Segment details6:25–6:26 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_35
  37. 6:26Daniel

    Not yay.

    Segment details6:26–6:28 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_36
  38. 6:28Sabrina

    Um, then why?

    Segment details6:28–6:30 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_37
  39. 6:35Daniel

    Me?

    Segment details6:35–6:35 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_38
  40. 6:35Chihiro

    Me. I have a hairpiece here.

    Segment details6:35–6:45 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_39
  41. 6:47Daniel

    My screwdriver for my, my Joy-Con housing. I got this yesterday to, um, make my Joy-Con look nicer, but I don't have a screwdriver for these screws, so I ordered one yesterday and it just came. Let's just look at mine. Why are they broken? It's coming out. Oh, they're all triangle ones, the triangle screwdriver set. Tri-wing screwdriver set. Look a bit cheap and rubbish, but I suppose if they work— Cost £12.

    Segment details6:47–7:32 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_40
  42. 7:51Cammie

    Chicken is white color. This is tofu.

    Segment details7:51–7:55 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_41
  43. 7:55Daniel

    I think they glued it in.

    Segment details7:55–7:57 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_42
  44. 7:57Cammie

    Tofu. You like it?

    Segment details7:57–7:59 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_43
  45. 8:01Daniel

    Okay, ask Sabrina try.

    Segment details8:01–8:04 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_44
  46. 8:05Cammie

    Don't worry, you cannot finish. Oh, I put too much noodle. I don't know how to use chopsticks. If you cannot finish, all wasted, and I will be angry. Yeah, because I—

    Segment details8:05–8:23 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_45
  47. 8:38Daniel

    Let's put it back together. I don't want to do this anymore. We might not be able to put it back if we take it apart, and then I won't have a controller for my Switch. Looks weird now. Gray and white. Sabrina, what do you think? I couldn't get the front on. Yeah, but I didn't put all the screws back in, and, um, it feels strange.

    Segment details8:38–9:43 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_46
  48. 9:43Daniel

    Why does it feel strange?

    Segment details9:43–9:46 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_47
  49. 9:46Daniel

    The right button clicks, but the left one doesn't, and the bottom one clicks a little bit. No, not really. Now I need to do the next one.

    Segment details9:46–10:02 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_48
  50. 10:02Cammie

    I understand the blowaway of 55.

    Segment details10:02–10:10 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_49
  51. 10:27Daniel

    Look, it's white.

    Segment details10:27–10:31 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_50
  52. 10:31Sabrina

    How long did that take?

    Segment details10:31–10:36 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_51
  53. 10:36Daniel

    About 4 hours.

    Segment details10:36–10:37 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_52
  54. 10:37Sabrina

    Did it work?

    Segment details10:37–10:39 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_53
  55. 10:39Daniel

    I think so.

    Segment details10:39–10:41 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_54
  56. 10:41Sabrina

    What was it before?

    Segment details10:41–10:42 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_55
  57. 10:42Daniel

    It was dark grey.

    Segment details10:42–10:44 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_56
  58. 10:55Cammie

    Going to eat now, stop messing about with this.

    Segment details10:55–10:58 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_57
  59. 10:58Daniel

    Why are you so tall? My feet.

    Segment details10:58–11:01 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_58
  60. 11:02Sabrina

    Do you like them?

    Segment details11:02–11:03 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_59
  61. 11:03Daniel

    No, you're too tall now.

    Segment details11:03–11:05 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_60
  62. 11:05Chihiro

    I'm taller than you.

    Segment details11:05–11:07 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_61
  63. 11:07Daniel

    Making me feel insecure.

    Segment details11:07–11:09 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_62
  64. 11:09Cammie

    Are you wearing this for the posh restaurant?

    Segment details11:09–11:12 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_63
  65. 11:17Daniel

    She's angry because I'm giving the coat that she picked for me to my mum and taking back my old coat. She's crazy.

    Segment details11:17–11:24 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_64
  66. 11:24Cammie

    It's the same old coat. Everything on the table, you just eat. And when Dad orders something from the app cart, he might just want plain old chicken soup. What do you think? That's for Seth. Then you got seaweed number 1. Tomorrow, I hope— I wish you good journey back home. And we got to wish her happy birthday next month. Isn't it her birthday next month? 20th. Okay, starter. Wow, a lot of seaweed starter. A lot of seaweed. Which is the A one and which is the B one? What's wrong with it?

    Segment details11:24–12:33 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_65
  67. 12:33Daniel

    You don't like lobster?

    Segment details12:33–12:34 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_66
  68. 12:37Sabrina

    Crispy, the taste.

    Segment details12:37–12:38 · rev_a66959d487a4c2b6668638a5d9232d0a_67