My thoughts on Daniel so far... [JgfsO7SndwM]

Shit.

I need to press this. Oh, okay, press that and then press stream. I understand.

I'm live. Hello guys, welcome to Daniel's room. Talk with Mila. Show tits? No, no tits. I have no tits. Stop it, you perverts!

You can see me at the beginning. You can see me at the beginning clicking it and then just come.

Hmm. Come sit with me here. I don't like it.

Why not?

I'm shy. Daniel wants me to talk to you guys alone, but I cannot. I'm too shy. He needs to sit next to me. Where is Daniel?

Is he holding a gun? No, she wanted to make a video.

No, he forced me to make a video by myself, but I couldn't. So now we're doing a live because that is less awkward, even though it's still awkward.

Stop talking.

No, what should I say?

You have to tell them what it's like living here, and then I can make a video about it.

I really don't like talking in front of the camera.

Why? What do you want to do then?

I don't know why I agreed to this.

What if I hide you? There, they can't see you now. Is it better?

It's just as weird.

Why? They can't see you.

Just put me back inside. Should I tell the truth?

About what?

About you.

What is it like living at Daniel's house?

Daniel's kind so far. He makes me tea.

Is that it?

Yes.

Um, guys, help her. Ask her questions.

The tattoo is a shark. If you couldn't notice already. Why so many Dutch people again?

I don't know. Apparently it's lagging.

Don't sit in the corner, Daniel.

Why?

Actually, this is worse than making the video by myself because people are actually watching.

It's your third, third stream.

I know, but it's different.

You have experience now.

I'm not experienced. Who's that behind you? There's no one behind me.

Okay, we have to stay on topic.

Oh my God.

Oh, thank you.

Gabby. You can buy a new sweater now.

Now I can finally change my clothing. What if I get the same type of jumper? What are your thoughts on Daniel so far?

I think Daniel's kind. Oh, and he's sweet.

Talk about how weird I am. That's what everyone likes.

Well, today he wiped his ear with an ear pad and he licked it. Don't leave me alone here.

I don't know what to say.

You put on the livestream, you talk.

They're complaining it's laggy. Let me check, see if it's lagging.

No, I have like 5 tattoos. Someone send you money.

Oh, it's Caesium. Thank you.

Come to the Discord, okay, Hand?

Okay, what if—

What if what?

I sit in front and then you sit behind me?

How do you mean?

It'd be less awkward.

I'm not sure. Ah, yosh!

I'm making it less awkward.

Fuck you! Why would you hit me?

I'm sorry.

Daniel is a woman abuser. You hit me in the face!

Oh, thank you. Phoenixology.

You messed up my hair.

I'm sorry.

Hmm, that doesn't help.

Massage your earlobes.

Live massage.

Let me sit here in front and then you sit in the corner.

You sit in front with this chair and I'll go behind you.

Move more. I will take control of the ship like a man.

Oh, okay.

I don't like this angle.

Why not? Looks fine. You always look like this.

I like it like this.

Hmm. I don't like it like this. It's too straight.

Why is it so bright in here? You can't even see my red light. It's only 4 PM.

What the fuck? No, what about me?

Okay, you have to ask her questions because we're awkward. I want the topic to be her thoughts on me so far, but she just says I'm nice.

Well, I don't really have something to complain about.

You must have something to complain.

Do I?

Really? Well, I guess that's a good thing then.

Do you have something to complain about me?

How's it like? Dating a guy. I'm not shorter than her. I'm five centimeters taller.

Yes, he is taller. A little bit. A tiny bit.

Massively.

This is my personal mirror.

Let me fix my hair. Okay, I'm ready. Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba. And stop trying to find her Instagram.

Yeah, why is everyone trying to follow me? It's not nice. There's like 50 people.

These weirdos found her Instagram even though— I don't even know how they found it, actually. How do you think they found it? Your friend was telling everyone.

Yeah, I think my friend told them, and then eventually they just copy and pasted it. Why would she share my Instagram?

Why did you close the door?

Why not? Do you want your mom to come in?

She might come in. It'd be funny.

Okay, I'll open the door.

Stop complaining about the lag, I can't fix it.

Where's Sabrina?

She went for a walk.

Ah.

The internet seems to be a bit slow today. Show them the VR. Look, we got HTC Vive Cosmos, my new present.

It looks funny.

It's really nice. We got lots of games. I got Half-Life: Alyx and Beat Saber.

And stabbing people.

Oh wow, what the—

what?

Thank you, Bill Ray. Very generous. I think a lot of people are unhappy with my apology video. It got 400 dislikes. Very kind from Bill. I need a more powerful one.

Why do you want your face to be red?

Because it looks romantic. I'm setting the mood. Place a circle in front of her face like this. Last night we stayed in a tent in the garden.

That was pretty nice.

It was really cold and wet.

It was nice at first.

Don't you feel tired?

Hmm? No, not tired. Why? Do you feel tired?

Not really.

We still slept like 6 hours.

Yeah, we slept on the grass. I would not go to Ireland unless there's a girl there.

Goodbye.

I said if, only if, if not when.

But of course there's girls in Ireland.

Look, he's doxxing your Instagram.

Oh no, why do you do that?

But oh, I got deleted.

My Instagram is private anyway, so it's okay.

The mod moderator deleted it. Thanks.

You guys can't follow me even if you wanted to.

She says it's a private.

Yes, I'm a very private person.

Why are people so obsessed with finding her social media?

Someone asked to drop all my photos inside of a file so that people could watch it. Like Dropbox my Instagram. Your mom still wears her ring. Monogamy, yeah.

What? I didn't notice she was wearing a ring.

Hey Mila, how many times can Dan cheat before you leave? I don't do cheating. If he cheats, I'm gone.

Zero times.

I mean, he can't cheat. We're not in a relationship. So yeah.

Yeah. Why is there lipstick here?

Do you want to wear it?

No. What was I gonna do?

Oh yeah, that's not how many money you got. I know, you already have like—

I need to update it.

Many.

I hate having to update it. Why can't it do it automatically? Are you guys in lockdown? Yeah, it's been a week now since we locked down.

So I'm stuck at Daniel's house if I want to or not.

It's so expensive to get plane tickets anywhere now.

Going back to Netherlands would be like €300.

103, 104, 10485, 104, 104.

The stream is way behind.

Plus 10685. I'm nearly done. Takes ages to do this.

Is he marriage material or a fuckboy? He's a fuckboy.

No, I'm loyal, loving, and devoted.

In your dreams.

I spelt it wrong. I put new sweater fur, Daniel. Okay, let's get back. Serious questions need to be answered. The red light hides the acne. Haha, he's the first person who, who noticed. Oh, thank you, Linda, but your message got removed for some reason.

Hello? I don't like that you messed up my bangs.

I didn't. I don't know what to talk about.

How is it living like with me? You tell them.

Um. Yeah, it's hard to answer that, isn't it?

It is! Do I annoy you in any way or form?

Sometimes.

Like what?

Like when you hit me.

I didn't!

You just hit me.

You hit me too with a pillow.

Kind of, but that was gently.

No, you smacked my face.

She beat me.

Something else.

Um, I don't know. I don't want to hurt your feelings.

But you can say one thing.

I'll say it when you're gone.

No, that's so mean. He will probably do that.

Is Daniel good in bed?

Yes, he is. We had a very nice time yesterday in the tent.

Should we do it again? Should we sleep in a tent again?

But not today, it's wet. We can in the daytime.

It was just a bit cold. It'd be nicer when it's warmer, then you can roll around in the grass. What happened in the Discord? I got angry with the Discord. People were saying stuff about me.

Oh no.

So I removed everyone's roles and banned some people. The Discord's a mess. It needs to be— I feel like deleting the whole Discord and starting a new one.

Someone said I shouldn't be on Reddit. It's toxic.

Do you want to talk about the Reddit? No, you were having a nice conversation with the people on Reddit.

Did you see it?

I saw it.

Oh well, I was just—

I don't know, they're stupid. I forgot what they were saying.

Complaining about me.

Huh.

That I shouldn't be with you. And they were saying bad stuff about you.

That's what the whole Reddit is? It's just them saying bad stuff about me?

Yes.

They're just jealous because I got a nice girl.

Hmm.

And I'm a famous YouTuber.

Lies.

That was just going on and on about how she's living her life wrong.

Yes.

And when she's 40, she'll regret it.

Oh, you, you read everything!

Well, who knows what you're gonna be doing when you're 40? That's ages away.

Yeah, of course, it doesn't matter.

Anything could change. Something could happen to change the way you think or change how you live.

You're never secure, so just do whatever.

Threesome with Sinon, would you be up for it?

No.

Aha, me too.

Threesome with Sinon? Maybe with another guy.

What? You'd prefer a guy instead of a girl?

No, I'm just kidding.

If you had to do a threesome, would you prefer 2 guys and you?

Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, definitely 2 girls. Yes, 2 girls. 2 guys is a no.

Uh-huh.

My bum will not be touched.

Hmm, I wouldn't want to do 2 guys. That'd be weird.

But do you like your bum to be touched?

Not by a guy. They're saying the stream is lagging, but you can hear us, can't you? Oh, thank you.

Yes, I think she's pretty. That's my honest answer. No, I'm not mean like you.

But you could beat her up.

Why would I?

Who would win in a fight?

I'm not sure. I'm quite weak, actually.

But you're taller than her. You tower over her. That's true. You have the height advantage.

I could push her over.

Oh wow, look, we've damaged these already.

You did that. You smacked them into, into the bed.

When will your sister start a channel?

Never. I might ask her to do a livestream next since Sabrina is more comfortable in front of the camera.

People seem to like her.

Mm.

VR is so good. I don't know why I didn't get VR gaming headset earlier. I thought it was just gimmicky, but it's really fun. Some games are shit though, but we found some good games.

When will your sister start a channel?

Never. Why do people keep wanting girls to start channels? They said you should start a channel as well. Yeah, they wanted Chihiro to start a channel. Why don't you just watch my channel and I'll show them to you and I'll get all the money?

No, it doesn't work like that. Maybe I should make a channel and profit off you.

Mm-hmm, like the Hong Kong guy.

Yes.

Do I look cool?

Yes, you look beautiful.

Are you looking forward to having Daniel ruin your life?

He's not gonna ruin my life. How can you ruin my life? I'm in control.

We'll see. Why are you so awkward?

Because you want me to talk and that makes me even more not want to talk.

People want to know your opinions.

But I don't know what to say. You want me to say something bad, but I really have not much to complain about.

Well, I guess—

People don't really get on my nerves quickly.

People won't be happy to hear that.

Why? They want drama.

Because they think I'm weird, and then they'll think living with me would be stressful or something.

But Daniel is weird, but I like weird people, so it doesn't bother me.

Oh, thank you, Bill. Get some cereal.

Noice.

For £10. Where can I get cereal for £10?

You should buy some this.

Oh, he gave 50 as well. 60. Yeah, you could get cereal for 60 in Japan, but only from an old Chinese woman. I, I found this massage place in Japan, but they don't massage.

What do they do?

They do other things.

And you've went there?

I went there 4 times.

And it was an old lady?

They weren't old. They were like forty something, and you liked it. It was not bad. It was right next to the train station.

How convenient!

Why isn't Streamlabs tipping working? It only works if you use the. Oh wait, I forgot to write the link, didn't I?

What link?

Um, there's. There should have been a link, but I forgot to. I forgot to put it on the description. Hold on. It's streamlabs.com forward slash Daniel is bored.

Woo t t t t t t t t Shit, I can't use it. If you're reading this, stay blessed. How kind of you. You stay blessed too.

Thank you, very kind. Did you see all those people moaning about people donating to me on the last video?

Yes, stop giving this child your money.

Wait, I'm trying to— okay.

Thank you, Carlos.

Oh, I did it wrong again. Streamlabs is stupid because if you do a Super Chat, it doesn't get added to the donation ticker or the donation goal. I have to add it in manually.

Why are so many people mad about your sweater?

I don't know. I don't wear it that much, do I?

On Reddit they were also arguing about it. They say it's disgusting.

I washed it last week, didn't I?

Yes.

You made me wash it.

You've been wearing it now for like 5 days, maybe.

Hmm, I like it. It's nice and baggy.

Smells fine.

Not too tight. And I wear a shirt underneath it, so this absorbs all the sweat and oil. What happened to Kanaeito? I don't know, he kind of disappeared. Which is what I'm hoping the Hong Kong guy will do. He hasn't uploaded since a week ago, so I'm not sure if he's still uploading his Chihiro and Casey videos.

You're ruining his channel.

Hopefully he got the virus. So in conclusion, thoughts on Daniel so far are he's nice and he's weird. That's it.

Yes, I don't know what else to say. Sometimes he gives me this look that is kind of scary. This look.

This one?

Is that like your serious face or something like that? It's really creepy. You give it sometimes.

It's my no expression face.

Maybe that's your I'm annoyed face.

No expression face. I want to be friends with Mila. How can talk to her? You can talk to her now.

Yes, talk to me now. Then we can be friends.

Best friends.

Mila, how can talk to her? How can talk to her?

Is Mila loud during cereal? No, no, she's very quiet.

Daniel makes sound too.

Maybe I'm louder. Yes, I only make sounds when I really enjoy it. Why do we always end up talking about this? Do I still hate Ben Dean and Zach Choi? I never hated Ben Dean, but I do kind of hate Zach Choi.

Who is Zach Choi?

He's this stupid Asian guy who just eats food and he has 6 million subscribers.

Hmm.

He used to be smaller than me 2 years ago, and then in a year he just blew up. Oh my god, he has 7.5 million now!

I've never seen this guy before.

A year ago he had less subs than I did. And he has—

You need to step up your game.

All he does is eat junk food and he doesn't even talk. And he has over a billion views now. Jesus. A billion just from eating. Makes me sad. I put in so much effort into my videos.

Try harder.

It was shocking. I just woke up one day and I randomly checked it and I saw he had 1 million. I nearly choked. I hate when that happens, when a tiny channel overtakes you so much. It's depressing. And then your own channel doesn't grow. No matter what you do.

You lose your viewers. I don't want to do this livestream for a long time.

It's only been half an hour.

I know, it's already too long.

Well...

I don't like it when the attention is on me. It needs to be on you, and I feel very burdened now that I am the one who's supposed to be talking. I don't want to be talking.

What if you sit on the bed and I sit in the chair?

It doesn't make a difference. People are still watching me and listening to me.

But you're not the focus of attention.

Why are you standing on your chair?

I'm getting fidgety.

I need your permission to date Shishi, smiling face with smiling eyes.

No, no one's allowed to date my ex-wife. She's only allowed to be with a new guy who doesn't know my channel. How do you see Daniel in 20 years? I will be 51. What?

That's crazy.

Yeah, well, you'll be 45.

I know, I'm gonna cry. I don't know what I will be doing by then.

We'll have babies by then.

A whole family.

I don't have any goals because I already achieved all my goals. My goals were to make money online somehow.

My goals are to travel. Travel, travel, travel. Only travel.

Hmm. Oh, they keep spamming like. So annoying.

Yes, I know about Daniel's past. I have watched his videos. I don't think it's great.

What? You said you didn't know about the Japanese girl thing.

Ah, no, I didn't.

What was it about?

I haven't heard. You wanting to touch Japanese girls or something like that? I don't know.

But everyone wants to touch Japanese girls. They're cute. Why would you not want to touch Japanese girls?

Don't put it like that. I don't prefer chubby boys. I like skinny boys. Like Daniel.

I'm not too skinny.

You're quite skinny. Can it get any more skinny?

Yeah. I'm not anorexic.

Not far from it.

I'm not! I eat more than anyone else eats in this, in this house.

You weigh like 47 kilograms.

But I eat more than you and Sabrina does.

That's true. That's weird. Why do you stay so skinny?

I don't know. I don't know what to talk about now. I find it hard to stream unless I'm alone.

Should I leave Daniel alone here so he can stream alone to you guys? I think that would be better. No, I don't want to be in it.

I'll stream by myself next time.

No, do it now. I'll leave you, okay?

No, I want to play VR. Hmm, I got a new game. It's called Superhot.

Superhot what?

It's like, it's like Pistol Whip. But there's no music and you go slow motion, you shoot people.

That sounds a little bit boring. It's not.

I don't know, people think it's good. Do more Cooking with Daniel. I did one today, a new one.

I love your sweater.

On my second channel, I made salmon and mushrooms. I love your sweater. Thank you. I bought it in Japan.

Can I leave you alone?

Okay.

Yes, I'm gonna leave Daniel alone. I'm gonna go because I don't want to be on the camera. Goodbye everybody. Goodbye.

She's leaving.

Wait, can I sit in the background?

No, that's why I asked you. I said you can sit on the bed.

Yeah, but then you still want me to talk.

You don't have to talk.

Really? Okay, I'll sit on the bed then.

Just pretend you're not there.

Okay, pretend I'm not here.

Looks funny. Why is my chair so high?