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Visiting Universal Studios Japan with my wife -)
2019-06-20 · 13 min
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Boring. I'm not really impressed so far. Came here 9 years ago, looks the same. So expensive, so expensive.
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1:09–1:26 · rev_1ecad5b977537760133d7e274c04b912_0They're gonna check our bags.
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1:26–1:31 · rev_1ecad5b977537760133d7e274c04b912_1So annoying.
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1:34–1:53 · rev_1ecad5b977537760133d7e274c04b912_2Juice.
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1:53–2:02 · rev_1ecad5b977537760133d7e274c04b912_3They said I'm not allowed to take my juice out because they want me to buy the. Overpriced stuff here, I guess.
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2:03–2:08 · rev_1ecad5b977537760133d7e274c04b912_4Pamphlets.
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2:11–2:11 · rev_1ecad5b977537760133d7e274c04b912_5Why do you want a pamphlet?
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2:12–2:14 · rev_1ecad5b977537760133d7e274c04b912_6I need a map.
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2:14–2:15 · rev_1ecad5b977537760133d7e274c04b912_7Why? Why is the music so noisy?
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2:15–2:18 · rev_1ecad5b977537760133d7e274c04b912_8Because music made park here too loud.
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2:20–2:23 · rev_1ecad5b977537760133d7e274c04b912_9Where where do you want to go? I don't know.
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2:27–2:29 · rev_1ecad5b977537760133d7e274c04b912_10Anywhere.
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2:30–2:30 · rev_1ecad5b977537760133d7e274c04b912_11Ah,適当に歩いたらいい. I'm not riding that. You can ride it alone. No thanks. Why is there snow? It's not even winter. Better be good, Chris.
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2:30–3:22 · rev_1ecad5b977537760133d7e274c04b912_12Part of beer. Very sweet.
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3:46–3:59 · rev_1ecad5b977537760133d7e274c04b912_13Sweet. I want to try it. Part of beer.
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4:00–4:03 · rev_1ecad5b977537760133d7e274c04b912_14Cheers!
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4:06–4:06 · rev_1ecad5b977537760133d7e274c04b912_15Tastes like caramel. Caramel soda. I don't like it. You have it. It's the Harry Potter castle, very famous. We're in Jurassic Park now. It's very exciting. I have a good news. My juice. It's moving.
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4:07–5:00 · rev_1ecad5b977537760133d7e274c04b912_16Kiss it.
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5:03–5:04 · rev_1ecad5b977537760133d7e274c04b912_17Here, open it.
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5:06–5:09 · rev_1ecad5b977537760133d7e274c04b912_18What is it?
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5:12–5:14 · rev_1ecad5b977537760133d7e274c04b912_19Are you having fun?
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5:19–5:23 · rev_1ecad5b977537760133d7e274c04b912_20I'm tired already.
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5:24–5:28 · rev_1ecad5b977537760133d7e274c04b912_21Yeah.
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5:29–5:31 · rev_1ecad5b977537760133d7e274c04b912_22All these buildings look so fake. Fake town. Finish. Did you like it?
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6:03–6:21 · rev_1ecad5b977537760133d7e274c04b912_23I couldn't ride it. Ride them.
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6:23–6:27 · rev_1ecad5b977537760133d7e274c04b912_24You couldn't ride anything?
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6:28–6:29 · rev_1ecad5b977537760133d7e274c04b912_25Anything.
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6:30–6:30 · rev_1ecad5b977537760133d7e274c04b912_26Why not?
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6:31–6:31 · rev_1ecad5b977537760133d7e274c04b912_27Your word.
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6:32–6:33 · rev_1ecad5b977537760133d7e274c04b912_28My what? I don't want to ride anything. Make me feel sick. Boring. Let's go home.
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6:34–6:47 · rev_1ecad5b977537760133d7e274c04b912_29Goodbye, barsers to Japan.
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6:48–6:52 · rev_1ecad5b977537760133d7e274c04b912_30These stupid people sitting on the staircase, blocking the whole way. No consideration for others. She's so boring.
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7:03–7:43 · rev_1ecad5b977537760133d7e274c04b912_31She just comes home and sleeps.
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7:43–7:45 · rev_1ecad5b977537760133d7e274c04b912_32Hahaha.
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7:45–7:52 · rev_1ecad5b977537760133d7e274c04b912_33I'm frying on my kitchen floor.
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8:16–8:23 · rev_1ecad5b977537760133d7e274c04b912_34What should I fry next? I'm gonna get breadcrumbs. Oh, I could get fish! Oh, I could get octopus legs and then just fry it. Mmm, it's cooked pretty well. How many sausages do you want in the hot dog? The sausages are quite skinny. So we might need 2. Oh, that's a good-looking hot dog. Spilling out. Add some spit.
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8:23–9:15 · rev_1ecad5b977537760133d7e274c04b912_35I didn't really—
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9:15–9:18 · rev_1ecad5b977537760133d7e274c04b912_36I was just joking. I would never spit on my food. That's disgusting. Look at that hot dog. Pretty good, what do you think? Oh no, the ketchup's leaking out the backside. Oh, that's a good hot dog. Here you can have a close-up view. It's beautiful, look at it. This is gonna smell funny. Oh, look at it! It looks like a sponge, moldy sponge. It smells like dog food. What's that? Is that mold on it? Oh, what's this? I think it's fat. I need a tissue. It smells like dog food. Oh, I've lost my grip. My chopstick grip wasn't strong enough. Look, there's like candle wax all over it. Can you see that? It's like fat.
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9:18–10:43 · rev_1ecad5b977537760133d7e274c04b912_37Okay.
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10:48–10:49 · rev_1ecad5b977537760133d7e274c04b912_38Okay, I'm gonna try.
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10:49–11:07 · rev_1ecad5b977537760133d7e274c04b912_39Mmm.
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11:17–11:19 · rev_1ecad5b977537760133d7e274c04b912_40It tastes like nothing. There's hardly any beef flavor. It's like it's 10% beef and then 90% fluff and cardboard. Smells like oil.
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11:19–11:39 · rev_1ecad5b977537760133d7e274c04b912_41Look, dropped it.
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11:39–11:59 · rev_1ecad5b977537760133d7e274c04b912_42