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Oh, there he is.

Hello, Mr. Meow.

Mr. Meow back at it again.

If I start giving him food, he won't ever leave. Will you?

I mean them well. I'm hungry.

I don't have much food. I got sausages, bacon.

What do you want?

Yeah, what's wrong?

I've only got bacon and sausages.

I don't know what to do with this yogurt. I guess I just eat it.

Not for you.

Pork loin, peppers, and broccoli.

Got to do a stir fry tonight. Maybe I have chips.

But he thinks this is his house.

Very, um, shocking, disappointing with the YouTube results.

Couldn't even get 100 views.

Now I'm thinking moving abroad's not a wise idea unless I get some kind of drama. People just not gonna watch.

I paid the 1,000 baht for the, uh, visa documents. Keep it open as an option.

I thought if I streamed on YouTube it would be a different vibe, but it was exactly the same.

It was just the same.

They all left me.

They didn't even care. No one even cared I was outside because It's all the people who were watching me on Kick who've seen me outside already. No one was like, oh wow, Daniel's outside. It's literally the same people apart from Blood Bucket.

I'll go all in on Kick now. There's nothing to go back to on YouTube. It's fucked. I thought maybe it'd be 100 people there.

Yeah, I've got to start making good videos again, basically. If I knew how to do that, I'd do it already.

Very, um, concerning, because when the Kick money runs out, what am I going back to? Dead fucking YouTube channel.

Yeah,

I need girl drama. If I can't get a viewer girl, I need to hunt for a non-viewer girl. I need to get back on the dating apps. I just really can't be bothered.

I really wish I could get people interested some other way.

Fella with girls.

Oh God, I don't know anymore.

The biggest risk is I try and move to Thailand, I move there, and then Kick dies, and then I'm back to YouTube making barely anything. No one cares about Thailand, do they?

Maybe I'm better off staying in England doing short trips.

My Flip 7 case got magnets.

Very disappointed. They kept saying, oh, the time zone this, time zone that. Yeah, well, I'm gonna be in that time zone, aren't I, when I go to Asia? That's the time zone I'll be in.

Very hungry, y'all.

Hungry, hungry. Bacon and chips.

Eating his catnip, his diet of catnip.

Well, gotta hunker down, grind out the Kick streams.

Uh, the IRL setup is pretty good though. I think maybe we can even try it somewhere new.

Pinterdale Castle, maybe.

At least one thing works. The stream setup works, and then I got no viewers.

I had my most ever viewers when the stream setup was terrible.

You know, it's depressing getting low viewers, but at least on Kick I'm making money. On YouTube it's low viewers and I'm making fuck all.

Kick for life, baby.

YouTube, I'm afraid that is you done, mate.

Nice cooling Greek yogurt. Fucking YouTube, I've got 114 fucking K subscribers. Why don't you tell my fucking subs I'm fucking live? You stupid fucking useless fuck. Can't even do your only one and only job.

You're telling me out of 100,000 people, only 50 people care? You're joking. You just didn't send them a notification, that's why.

As if 100,000 people said, oh, Daniel's live, and didn't click it. Yeah, you didn't tell them I went live, you fucking stupid fucking YouTube cunt.

Shitty algorithm. No.

If you told all my subscribers I'm live, we're fucking getting more than 50 viewers. I'm telling you, you're just not telling them.

Shitty algorithm. Whoever designed it needs fucking slapped. Kill my fucking channel with fucking hell.

The algorithm killed my

channel.

Greek yogurt.

Cat's gone already. Well, I guess you didn't want any food then.

Oh no, it's gonna fall over. The spoon's too big. Okay.

Oh, fuck, we're gonna die.

Uh, look who's

back.

It's golden syrup.

Well, I only bought the yogurt to make the chicken mustard thing, um, so I got leftover yogurt.

No, that's mine. No, no, no.

No,

not for you.

Like he's waiting for his food.

You want food?

No, no, not

happy.

No,

no.

Why?

Okay, I give you sausage. Yeah, this is

great.

It's hot.

It's

hot.

Yeah, good.

Apex predator can't even eat sausage. Oh, it's hot. I told you.

Yeah.

Yeah,

it's good enough.

Without sausage.

Clean my plate.

I'm licking the bacon grease.

Oh,

he doesn't want yogurt.

Okay, now what?

Yes,

very good.

嗯啊。

Oh, the rubbish people here. You can hear them dropping glass.

I've got no more chips. I've only got bacon and one sausage.

Wrap the sausage in bacon. This is the same, isn't it? It's still bacon and a sausage.

My mum did that for Christmas. I don't know if she made it or she bought the pre-bought, pre-made ones.

You sound down today. Yeah, I

don't know how to be interesting.

Viewers are leaving.

I'm trying to think

what I can do.

I mean, some stupid dumb idea.

In the end, makes me lose more money than I make, but at least people find it interesting for a bit.

This

is like what it was like end stages of Thailand arc, me making pies.

Bored.

Pies and painting.

Could make a pie.

Oh God,

Fasta was basically the same as not having a girlfriend.

Fasta did not make the views go up at all, and no one cared about her. I don't remember streaming in Thailand and anyone asking about Vasta.

We did a couple streams together

on Kick, actually.

Maybe I got to be in Japan to get people to click again. Maybe the Japan stuff's what gets the algorithm going for me.

嗯。

When I started going to the Thai school, I kept talking about the Thai school and people said it was boring. I kept nerding out about Thai grammar.

I think the best dreams were with Sunny and Blood Bucket, so with people.

I think I had nearly 200 viewers with Sunny and Blood Bucket. A lot of donos as well.

If I could approach girls and do that, I'd have an infinite supply of girls. I wouldn't have to rely on my viewers.

But finding people who want to be on stream that I find attractive, that I can even have the confidence to go up to, really, really hard.

So easy when it's a viewer saying, hey, I'm in blah blah blah, do you want to meet up? We can stream. I feel like it's a gift from God.

That's why we have to protect AJ.

She's the golden goose.

AJ must be protected at all costs.

I'll fly her out too. I don't even care about sex. I just want a girl on the stream.

That's all I care about. I mean, yeah, sex would be nice, but it's not the goal.

Fly me out? Are you a girl?

I don't even know what you look like. You gotta be up to my standards.

Yeah, maybe I've got to pay people. I mean, I would be paying AJ, wouldn't I? But she's not doing it for money. I'm hoping she's doing it because she wants to meet and like it's fun.

But might as well just go to a bar girl and pay them like suspenders, thus.

It's like hiring an actor,

actress.

I mean, I wouldn't say no to sex if you change your mind and just I don't know,

up to you really.

Blowing 1,000 on AJ for no cereal. It wouldn't be 1,000, it was like 150 for a plane from Indonesia to Thailand.

And then a hotel, I don't know, I get her a cheap one,

cheapest hotel.

Yeah, but it needs to be genuine. If I just pay a bar girl, it's like really fake.

I don't think viewers care about some random bar girl. They're like Bloodbuck and Sunny because they're real people.

Maybe I'll go to Restormel Castle tomorrow. Get the car charged up.

I might get some crisps.

I'm really stuck in a rut mentally and physically.

The thing is, I like the UK. I like my car. I like my house.

I don't really want to leave, but then I also want to leave.

I need to like enrich my life here,

not ditch it completely.

Oh, it's cold.

Because what happened is I ditched my life here just to switch out for this exact same life in another country, because I was doing the exact same thing like this in Thailand before.

Damn, these are good.

We have the best crisps.

10% of your daily salt in one bag.

Um, it's good for low blood pressure.

No.

Did Sunny not realize how toxic the chat was before she met me? She must have known because she was watching the streams,

because Sunny got depressed with how toxic it was. But she must have known how toxic it was, she just didn't experience being on the receiving end, I guess.

I think she just forced herself to go through with it because she liked me and wanted to hang out

and wanted to help me,

but it was making her depressed. I mean, it makes me fucking depressed too, to be honest. I get fed up of it. It's not like I'm enjoying it either.

Getting insulted by a bunch of retards every day.

But who would do it for the money?

No one would enjoy this shit.

You get called a retard, you get called a retard by a bunch of retards who are mentally ill.

That's what the joke is. A bunch of autistic people calling each other autistic.

When I came back to YouTube from the 2-week break, I really enjoyed it actually. I was like, oh my God, I can't believe I nearly left this. Showered with Super Chats, had 150+ viewers. You see, taking a break doesn't make the channel decline, but if you come back with nothing, then they won't be interested. If you come

back with something

How come no one made a nickname for Blood Bucket,

like Bloody or something?

I don't remember any blood bucket nicknames.

I think the friendship challenge thing Sunny came up with is like a coping mechanism because she was catching feelings and falling for me. But knew it was not going to end well because of my history. And she was right.

She knew things would end badly, but she was catching the feelings. So she was like, hey, friendship challenge, definitely not a date.

But I reckon she was catching feelings from at least the second meeting.

And then she said, well, everyone thinks we're doing it anyway, so if I'm going to get insulted as a homewrecker, I might as well be having sex then. She said, why be insulted as a homewrecker and not get any sex when I could be getting sex?

So it's like she thought she was suffering the negatives without experiencing the positives. So she said, oh, fuck it, let's just have sex, Daniel.

Yeah, she's a weird person.

Her decisions are very motivated by external pressures.

And I've never seen a girl do so many shit tests as well.

Oh, I was just testing you to see if you were going to give me your hoodie because I was cold. I wasn't— well, I'm not really cold.

She was like trying to see if I would offer her my hoodie, and I wouldn't because I was cold. We were at Leeds Castle, I was freezing, and she was wearing a t-shirt and she was pretending to be cold.

And I was like, do you really want the hoodie? Okay, so she took the hoodie and wore it, like triumphantly got me to give her the hoodie. And then she goes, uh, not really, Carl, just testing you. And then she gave it back and she started sulking at Leeds Castle because I saw her scar on her arm.

It was like a patch. And then I said, oh, how did you get the scar? And then she explained, and I forgot what— I forgot how she got it. And she goes, do you think it's ugly? And I was like, uh, no, I mean, it's a scar. They all look kind of weird, but she seemed upset because

I, I didn't say something positive.

And then she started saying, you said I was ugly. And I said, no, I didn't. She was being really weird in the gift shop at Leeds Castle.

She was kind of sulking at me, and I was like, what? Because I didn't say your scar is beautiful. It's a weird-looking scar.

It's like a patch on her arm.

Of course it looks kind of weird. It's a scar. That's what they look like.

She wanted me to compliment her scar.

Dante's not banned. I checked earlier. It's not banned.

Yeah, she's being very— I think she's being really strange on the Leeds Castle thing because it felt like a date, like we were together. And she also got upset because my mum kept telling everyone she's my girlfriend.

She said, can you tell your mum stop telling everyone I'm your girlfriend? And I thought, okay, but I thought you wanted to be my girlfriend. I think the idea of being my girlfriend scared her, but then later she wanted me to ask her to be my girlfriend, which I didn't, which then upset her.

Yeah, so I thought you didn't want people to know you're my girlfriend, so why did I then ask you to be my girlfriend?

Why don't you ask me to be your boyfriend?

And then she got— she nearly dumped me last year before Christmas because I didn't ask her to be my girlfriend. I said, well, do you want to be my girlfriend then? She's like, oh, it's too late now, Daniel. There's not even any point asking now.

Okay, so what's wrong?

I don't know what you want then.

The problem with girls is they want you to know what to do without being told what to do. Like, uh, when we had the butter incident and she went into the bedroom crying, I sat on the bed and I was like, what's wrong, Sunny?

We got food in the house, just ask. She was like, you didn't offer me a spoon of your pot noodle. And I said, I offered you a whole pot noodle and you said no.

Then I said, so what do you want me to do?

And then she didn't say anything, she just went completely quiet. So I said, okay, well, don't know what to do then, so I'll leave you to it. And then I left her in the bedroom, and then I snuck off to the petrol station and bought food. Came back. I guess that was the correct thing to do, cuz

she was like, oh, I'm— I don't know why I'm so happy that you did the right thing without me having to tell you to do it. Oh, and she started crying cuz she was so happy cuz I bought garlic bread and I bought pasta and chocolate.

So weird.

I don't know how any guy is supposed to navigate that minefield. You got to be like genius women understander,

understander of women bachelor's degree.

She gets really moody when she's hungry, and then she desperately needs a donut or a cake. She really loves cake, like chocolate cake. She'll need a plate of chocolate cake as well and a cup of tea with 5 spoons of sugar.

Definitely needs to cut back on the sugar.

Maybe she snuck down at night and ate the chocolate cake and put the plate in the sink. That's why my mum thought I left the plate in the sink.

The mystery unravels. She snuck down at night scoffing the chocolate cake.

Yeah,

and then she didn't want to say, oh, actually, Daniel, it was me that left the plate in the sink. So sorry, but at least you got kicked out and you're coming to Devon. Yay! Then I can dump you there after you got yourself in thousands of pounds of debt and stuck with a house. Good luck getting a

new girlfriend. See you, dick.

She outplayed me.

Drew me out to this desolate place knowing I wouldn't be able to get a new girlfriend if she dumped me.

Now I'm just stuck banging Bobby and watching porn.

I don't know how all these guys doing porn, how do they meet these women? How do they know these women who are okay to be filmed?

Like that tuk-tuk patrol guy, how does he fuck all those Thai girls raw and nuts in them too?

And on camera, he blurs out his own face but he doesn't blur out the girl's face. So can't they get in trouble legally because it's illegal to make porn? I'm sure the authorities can track him down even if he's blurred his face.

I don't know how these porn guys do it. Where they meet all these women? How come I never meet any of these women?

Where all these slutty women prepared to do porn?

Do they pay for them? Is it like a network? Is it just word of mouth?

I don't know.

Agency. But I thought Tuk Tuk Patrol is just some guy, like he's on holiday in Thailand and he bangs girls and then films it.

I left my house. I just didn't get into any situations where I could meet girls apart from at the Thai school. I met that English girl. If I asked for her Instagram, she definitely would have given it.

I think you've got to be friends with like a shady group of degenerate guys who know where to get all the girls.

I don't really want to be part of that world. It's just kind of miserable and depressing, full of weirdos.

And they'd like share the girls around with each other. Maybe

some guys are very good at getting girls in, like bringing them into the circle.

Yeah, she had scars all up her arms. She was definitely not normal, but she might have been freaky.

I think she was— I think she was attracted to me in like not a sexual way, but like she was drawn to me because maybe she could tell I'm also a damaged soul. Why does she keep stopping suddenly to turn around and talk to me? I didn't see her do that to the other guys.

Funny if she finds out later who I am. From Toki Tom or something.

She'd be like, oh my God, that guy was in my classroom. He was weird and never talked.

Hey, we got 100 viewers finally!

Definitely all real, unlike YouTube,

because I'm British.

Yeah, yeah, I did remember when I joined the class, it was class 4. We all have a new teacher and we're doing introductions. The teacher was going around each person and then she comes to me. She asks everyone where— what their name is, where they're from, and then it's my turn. I said, Daniel, I'm from the UK.

I kind of— I was sitting behind her at the time. I kind of saw her like perk up a little bit, like, oh, UK. And I remember the Japanese guy in the class as well. I never talked to him. I kind of— I wanted to. One time I walked home to the train station and he was ahead

of me and I was like following him and

I thought, should I go up to him and say hi?

Nah. I remember some words in Thai sound a bit like Japanese words, so I thought maybe I can get his attention if I say them in a very Japanese

way, but I don't think he noticed.

He was too young. He was like 18 or 19. I don't know, university student. He had a Thai girlfriend.

It would be nice if there was someone else in their 30s. That'd be cool. I meet like a Japanese guy, go drinking.

I had a Japanese guy friend before. I quite liked him. He was in his 40s. I was in my late 20s, and we went out, we got drinks and stuff. He used to get girls and say, oh, Daniel, I got some girls, do you want to go out? He got 2 girls. We did like a 4-person thing,

and then he got cancer.

And then I think he just focused on treatment stuff.

I met him at the guest house. He was pretty cool. He was also divorced, had kids living at the guest house. So I seem to attract other weirdos. Like, the Iranian girl was a weirdo too,

and she was like drawn to me and we became friends.

Yeah, I like the Japanese guy. He's cool. He's in a few of my videos if you go all the way back to 2017.

I did message him a couple years ago saying happy birthday,

hope the cancer's okay. And he said, how did you know about my cancer? I said, you've been writing about it. On your feed and I've been seeing it. How do you not know that I know? You know we're friends online and I can see all this stuff you're writing.

Maybe he felt embarrassed.

I was kind of falling for the Iranian girl. I thought she liked me. She kept hanging out with me every night. We used to go for midnight walks around the neighborhood. She would take me to her ex-husband's house and we'd stand outside of it. She'd stand there like giving it the middle finger. She'd throw her cigarette butts

into his garden.

I was thinking, geez, that guy dodged a bullet.

She was weird.

She's actually subscribed to my YouTube channel. I was doing YouTube back then as well, but I hadn't blown up yet. It was 2016. The Our Happier people hadn't found me yet, I think. Or did they? I forgot. Well, it was 2016. It was very early days of YouTube. I only had a couple hundred subs.

But I was making weird emo skits in my room,

trying to be creative.

That was before I started doing all the oversharing in my life. I used to try and do little travel vlogs like Casey Neistat, and then I tried artistic acting, creative stuff.

And then I started oversharing and got hooked on it. I like the way it felt. I like the way it felt when I just talked about these dark secrets that I would never say to anyone. It felt kind of like confessing, like a confession chamber. I like the reaction I got. People found it funny.

And that's when everything went bad.

People don't like it when you talk about them, especially without them knowing about it, and especially when you're talking shit.

They really don't like it.

Sunny was so desperate to get me to not talk about her, she even threatened police action against me because she knew what was going to happen. I'm going to endlessly talk about her for years and years. I literally talk about exes I had 15 years ago.

This is gonna be used as a talking point forever.

That's what you sign up for.

You'll be immortalized

through words.

I wish the Iranian girl had sex with me though. Would have been hot.

I think other people thought we were doing it. Cuz I saw this Japanese guy see the Iranian girl come out of my room in the middle of the night. He must have— he must have suspected we were doing it.

At least people thought we were doing it.

The Iranian girl smelled good as well. She had like that

Musty armpit smell.

She was very aggressive, like she would swear at you and like play slap you.

Not a gentle girl. She— I remember she kicked my hand, knocked my phone out of my hand. And mud got into the speaker grill and I got pissed. I was so mad, I sulked at her.

Oh, I don't know, I was taking a selfie or something. She just karate kicked my hand, kind of like Mila did. Remember Mila? First time I met Mila, she kicked me. She was like, hey, like that. I don't know, she kicks my hand.

If you're trying to do a handshake, it's supposed to be done with a hand, not a foot. Mila was so weird. I was standing outside the McDonald's at Victoria and she was in the McDonald's, so she snuck up on me.

Didn't she say, I don't know why I did that? Yeah, I don't know why either.

The Mila date video was fun. Got 55,000 views. People love a good story with a girl. You meet them, it becomes serious, they move in, and then drama happens and the breakup.

Classic storytelling.

I hated it when she went no like that. It was really annoying. Well, she kept going

Hmm, hmm, hmm. No, it was so annoying. Her little verbal habits started to really irritate me.

Hmm. I think I started to irritate Sunny. Like the way she would start mimicking me, like mocking me.

Like the way I said okay, I would say Okay, and then she'd go okay like that. It was kind of annoying.

Okay, it's not that weird, is it?

Maybe annoyed at—

that's what you do. What?

What the no thing? I don't do the no thing.

Okay, it's hard to stop. It's kind of fun, like saying bog hill.

Daniel also goes, uh, not like that. I don't go, I go I do it like the Minecraft villager.

Hmm, I

reckon I spent more money on data than I actually made from the YouTube stream.

No, probably not. I think I used 2 gigabytes.

Petrol, gigabytes, and what else

eating into my $7 profit margin?

Hmm. I go hmm, but I go hmm. Hmm.

Hmm.

Oh God, we need a new girl. So unfortunate Crypt flopped out.

Or fortunate, if you think about it.

Ew, ew, ew. Hi, hi, hi.

It's weird, my viewers are stuck at 104. It doesn't go down, it doesn't go up either. Is that a bug? It's been at 104 for ages. What do you see it as?

Might do a Kick outside stream tomorrow, somewhere new.

Tintagel or Restormel? I'm thinking Restormel and I work my way up to Tintagel. Tintagel is the final boss. I think we're gonna need EE SIM card. Because it's at the coastline.

I'll start off with the Bara Vodafone combo and then see which one's stronger, and then I'll load up EE into the third phone,

and then I can switch that out.

No, I haven't bought tickets to Thailand yet.

Because

I just still don't know when I want to go. I still don't know what to do about the visa.

I've contacted my school today and they're going to send me the documents, and then I got to send that to the Thai Elite people, and then I got to max out my credit card, get a Thai Elite visa.

Today's stream was really good, wasn't it? The internet was great, the app worked fine. I was really pleased with it. Probably smoothest Kit Hill stream I've ever done.

Weather's getting good as well. We just got to wait for the wind. The wind is really annoying.

Okay, he was getting rid of Bella Box and Nightwalk. Yeah, yeah, definitely less is more, keeping it as simple as you can.

Are there no phones where you can put 2 SIMs in it and it can use them both at the same time? S10 Plus has got dual SIM, but you can only use one at a time.

I do miss some vibes from Thailand that I was feeling.

I don't know, it's like something, something about Thailand I really miss.

Probably not Thailand though. It's probably the relationship I miss, but it was in Thailand, so the closest I can get to reliving it is being in Thailand again.

Do I plan to raid any Kick channels? No.

I don't really like raiding.

People don't care about who this random person you sent them to is unless you already know who it is.

They just click off straight away.

Yeah, I got a miso soup bowl for my yogurt.

That's funny, the cat burnt his tongue on the sausage and then did a spring jump

as if he thought the sausage came alive and bit him.

Why did it spring up like that?

It's so funny when they do that spring. It doesn't even look like a jump. They just bounce upwards. Boing!

Oh, I love this.

Oh, can I get my bowl? I mean, my box.

This.

God.

Job a-done.

I'm such a responsible adult recycling.

A recycled and clean mug house.

And I don't even get a thank you.

Should I got my money?

Ah,

where's my Nighthawk refund?

Nananananana, Nighthawk refund.

Refunded, refunded, refunded, return complete, return complete, refunded.

They're gonna ban me.

Where is it?

We must refund it.

There it is. Return started. Refund will be processed when we receive your item. What? They received it? I mean, I sent it off on Monday, didn't I?

Says picked up, received, issue refund issued on the 29th of July. It's being processed at the return center. Okay,

Jeff Bezos can suck my nut.

What to buy next?

Hmm, TV.

About Sony WH-1000XM. I need the best sound.

I'll livestream on the plane. I thought I'd livestream going to the airport. I get the bus to get train. That'll be the most boring livestream ever where I barely talk because there'll be people everywhere.

I don't really want to buy— I got the best phone in the world. There's no phone better than my phone. No phone has the specs and can flip in half like my one does.

They need to make a flipping S25 Ultra.

I've got vapor chamber. The phone was nice and cool the whole time. 28 degrees,

doing split app and streaming whilst in the sunshine.

Oh, market's opened. I need to gamble because I'm bored and depressed.

Gonna yo it over.

Come on, why is it taking so long?

And I can't get Stake, it's banned in the UK.

Market not doing anything.

Tesla tanked. I sold Tesla at 320. It's at 307.

Suckers. I don't know, market's just not doing anything.

Oh, boring.

We're in the 950 macro.

I reckon it tanks.

Do you like my new case? It's got MagSafe.

I'll put it on later. Yeah, such a good case where it's got a massive hole there.

Uh-huh.

I'm down 210 pounds.

The YouTube stream.

See if it looked good.

Booking.com ads. Nice.

Yeah, it looked good the whole stream. Amazing. It only went gray screen a little bit.

Best ever looking stream.

I'm a bit cold.

Skin looks good.

It did like a weird slow-mo lag. What is this?

The new one yesterday, it did like a slow-mo lag. Look, the new— look at this, it lagged here. On my face, and it wouldn't slow mine.

It looks like I'm nothing.

I posted a new one yesterday.

I'll walk about, talk about things. I always hide. I have my hat.

Yeah, look at probably one of the best streams

in terms of technicality.

Got focused on the money, not what makes me happy. And this don't make me happy anyway.

This don't make me happy. What do you mean doesn't make? Why is my English getting weird? This don't make me happy.

I'm slacking with my grammar.

Day by day.

Yeah, it seems like this is the way to do it.

This is how it's gonna be. IRL server to Norway, 2 sims.

You gotta find out what sims work best in the area. And then switch it out if it doesn't.

Ugly hat. Yeah, but it saved me from turning into an orange Loompa Loompy. Oh God, when are we gonna get out of this depressive rut? I need something to get excited over. I was excited about the phone, excited about the bell box, and excited about paying off my debt. Now I've done all that, I need some new

things. What can we get excited over?

I need to get excited about pussy again. That's what really gets me going.

Maybe I'll get on Japan Cupid.

We need a new love interest.

Japan Cupid.

Login. Maybe I sign up for the premium so I can start messaging people. It's a business investment. My photo is from 2021. Age 19 to 50. I'm just going to cut out the 20, the young ones. I put like 30 to 50. Maybe in the UK you've got some people on Japan Cupid.

46, Marietta.

Oh no, I need to poo.

Oh no, I'm getting spasms.

Hold on, where's my iPhone? Oh no, I can't poo without my phone. No, no.

Where's my fucking iPhone?

Okay, Pooh is out.

What we got on Japan Cupid?

Mia, a 38-year-old Korean in Manchester. Oh, she looks good.

She's a doctor. Nah, I don't want to date a doctor. They're too serious. They'll be like, oh, so what's your career?

They're very critical about your career if they're a doctor.

She's looking for a 50 to 63-year-old.

Kind of old.

I give her a heart. I should update my profile.

Maybe says I'm currently living in Osaka. I've got to change that.

Currently living in Devon

in the UK.

Okay, such— I've got some messages.

I've got a bunch of messages. Sophie, 35, from Berlin says hi.

I need to pay to see the message. That's rubbish.

Berlin. Oh wait, I didn't change the country I'm in. I just changed the description. Living in United Kingdom,

Devon.

It's Harvest Dog.

Tehran, 24. 35, Brazil. 27, South Korea.

I'm looking for 30 to 50

in United Kingdom.

I just like all of them.

Luna. I don't know about K-Bargrudy.

I've not talked to her for 3 days now. She's gonna get mad again.

And what about search? Maybe search Thailand

on Japan Keep It.

Hmm, Thailand. Oh, there it is.

Imagine Fast is on here.

They all look the same, like weird kind of Photoshop looking.

Like, these ones look so fake. That's it, there's not many.

Nah, maybe this one,

or maybe this one too. The rest look like, um, they got this filter on.

They don't look like real people.

This one looks real.

Okay, what about

Japan? 50 years old.

Maybe that one.

I would not want to date any of these women.

51. Holy shit.

嗯。

I just don't see myself caring about any of these women.

She's gotta look real, not too good looking, a little bit ugly but not too ugly. But also friendly and kind of derpy looking

with a nice attitude. Not like a toxic, what do you do for a living?

Not, not toxic like that. Fasta was cool because she never— like,

she didn't dump me because I'm not rich or had a proper career. She was okay with me doing YouTube.

I know if the woman is interested in making a family and she's looking for a guy, then she's right to be concerned about what the guy does for a living. But because I've got a stupid job Makes me feel bad.

4 months ago.

Moon Hat, 39-year-old.

Beautiful. I feel like if it's not natural and you had to force something to happen, and then, I don't know, things feel best when they just fall into place naturally. Like, Faster, I didn't try it. I just messaged her randomly and I was like, hey, suddenly it just fell on my lap. I didn't do anything.

When things just naturally happen, they're the best. When you do this, I'm like, okay, now I'm trying to force fate. I'm trying to force something to happen now. This is when it never turns out well.

Disappointment.

Chi Chi, 38, Yokohama. Again, a new Japanese girl called Chihiro. 40 years old now.

I like her.

Hi, how are you? Should I sign up for premium? Because if they're not premium, they can't read my message unless I'm premium.

Skipping the hot ones. Look, I'm not wasting my time with the hot ones. I'm not getting a hot one, am I? You got to focus on like 35 to 40 who are not too hot. That's how you get the best chances. Let's face it, we're not getting no 25-year-old hot girl.

You need extreme rizz or money to get 25-year-old hot girl. You need amazing rizz or you need to be very handsome. You need to know your lane, stay in your lane.

I aim for 33 to 40 who are mid-looking, who have like that innocent kind of look, you know. I'm just a Japanese lady, I'm looking for love, I have a cat, I like baking and I like walking. And then they live alone and they got that nice little job working in an office, but they're kind of sad

and lonely and they're looking for a guy.

That's like a grade A trade.

That's what you want to look for.

I don't even want to talk to 25-year-old hot girls. I know this. I know it's just a waste of time.

I can only get those girls through YouTube, like Sunny or Mila. Outside of YouTube, I can't get them. All I get is grannies. Huh.

Well, I've got a message from Emily from the United States, 27, Bakersfield.

Says Emily sent you a message. Upgrade your membership to read it.

Um, she's in the army. No thanks,

she's got army clothing on.

She look like she'll beat me up.

Look,

I mean, she looks good, but she's in the army.

Nah, not American girls. I don't like American

girls. They're too aggressive for me. They'll beat me up.

Oh God, my tongue hurts.

What might work is I pay for premium, I hit up all the girls in the UK— Manchester, Sheffield, no, doesn't matter where they are—

aim for like 30, 45-year-olds.

There's a bunch of English women I'll just copy and paste the same intro to every single one.

Ask AI, write me an intro. I just get AI to talk for me. I've never dated in the age of AI before. I'm old school.

So Thailand's really at war. That's kind of weird. They're known for being peaceful.

Hmm.

Thailand war.

Thailand seals border with Cambodia after military clash kills at least 12 people. How do Cambodia and Thai military capabilities compare? Thai army deploys F-16s in disputed border area. Jesus.

Why are Cambodia, Thailand fighting?

Cambodia violating international law by laying landmines within Thai territory. Well, it sounds like Cambodia is the one in the wrong. Why are they laying landmines? They probably say, oh, Thailand stole our territory.

Stupid humans fighting over stupid borders.

The borders of the 2 nations were drawn after the French occupation of Cambodia.

Thailand also has conflicts with its southern border with Malaysia.

Because the Malays claim the territory, but apparently Thailand took it.

Disputes boil down to differing interpretations of colonial-era maps drawn by the French 100 years ago, and this is still causing trouble.

The Europeans messing stuff up again.

嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯。

Sad Pepper just watches other streamers' content.

Bong bong.

Thank you. You too, you too. See you next time. Thank you, thank you.

Make Japan content again.

Even last year was way more interesting in Japan than it was in Thailand.

I don't know why it's like nothing happens unless I'm in Japan. Sunny and Bloodbuck and all that happened in Japan.

There is this feeling of being in Japan that you don't really get anywhere else.

I'm gonna start looking for some Japanese MILFs.

It's hard streaming outside in Thailand because of how hot it is and the noise. You feel trapped in a shopping mall.

It's not— you gotta wait until nighttime to go out, I guess.

That's because I had a girlfriend in Thailand. I didn't have a girlfriend in Japan, so I went a bit wild.

I never really had a girlfriend in Japan apart from Chihiro, but she was a wife. Since Chihiro, I haven't really had a Japanese girlfriend

in Japan. I haven't done the Japanese girlfriend experience since 2020.

Went from

Thailand girlfriend experience to British girlfriend experience.

The problem with banging MILFs or GILFs is that, yeah, it's fun to have sex and nut in them, but I don't really want to go outside with them and be seen together. It's a bit embarrassing.

I don't care if we're just at home fucking, but I don't really want to go out on dates and stuff. But I want to go out on dates, but with an attractive woman, or someone my age at least.

Maybe if I get that premium membership, start spamming out messages.

But I gotta do it secretly, otherwise stupid haters are gonna try and interfere.

I gotta do it offline.

I don't know why, but Thai women just don't really interest me much.

If I had to choose between a, like, a Thai MILF and a Japanese MILF, I'd go with the Japanese MILF every time. It's like something hot about them.

Maybe I gotta watch more Thai porn to like rewire my brain.

No, I'm not really into the Southeast Asian look.

The only ones I like are the Chinese ones.

I guess Sam Pepper's girlfriend looks okay. She looks like Proper Thai. Pedley.

I have had a Southeast Asian girlfriend. The French girlfriend was Southeast Asian. She was proper Thai, like brown,

but grew up in France.

But I haven't had like a real Southeast Asian girlfriend before.

I thought some of the teachers were quite good-looking, but I think they were Chinese Thai.

Faster was half Chinese.

I saw this video on Instagram, this Korean man. Was in the UK and he had like a floppy hairstyle, a bit like mine. And then he goes to a Turkish barber and just gets the regular haircut they do— fade side, faded back, puffed up on top. And he looked awful after they finished. He looked so bad.

Like, Westerners look better with the fade and like a Western hairstyle, but Asian guys look really bad with it. He looks so much better with the normal kind of like fluffy Korean Asian hairstyle.

You try put a Western hairstyle on an Asian guy, it looks weird.

That's what I've been saying.

Everyone keeps telling me to get a fade and change my hairstyle, but it will look awful. I don't have the face for it.

I think Asian guys more suited to kind of like fluffy look with the fringe,

like a softer look,

unless they got a really hard masculine face.

Which I don't.

Damn, weather's good all week. Sunny, sunny, sunny, sunny, 20 degrees.

Sunny, sunny, sunny, sunny.

嗯嗯嗯嗯。

嗯。

I don't know. I looked at a bunch of 40-year-old women in the UK.

Some look okay, I guess.

Getting hot now.

Oh wait, I didn't close the prediction. Choose outcome. Yes,

I forgot about that.

91% said yes, didn't they? I guess you're not going to win much then if most people said yes. I did stream on YouTube.

New prediction, will Daniel rage today?

No, I didn't like it. It made me miserable. I had 60 viewers. The channel's dead.

I thought if I went to YouTube after being away for a month and do something cool like walking around outside, which is new for YouTube,

I thought people would be like, wow, Dan's back! But I got nothing.

Yeah, there were a few, I guess, like Blood Bucket.

What I need is like a video, something vague, like explaining my situation

with a new problem. I need a new problem to complain about and explain how it was not my fault.

Night drive.

Do not come to

Japan.

This fucking guy.

Who the fuck is he? I wish he wasn't there. He's like third wheel. He's not even a YouTuber or anything.

You remember everyone hating on this woman? She won the Miss Japan contest, but she's not Japanese.

My Thai kitchen.

God, he's got 2K views. My elephant video.

I was so mad. I thought this is really cool, we're in the jungle, there's elephants, I'm doing stuff, and then I get 2 fucking K views.

What is wrong with my audience?

Confronting Ice Poseidon in real life. That was funny.

He looks really funny when you watch him streaming. I don't know, he just looks like a really tall skinny man pointing this camera at people like,

like that, with all these wires coming out of his backpack. It is quite a funny sight to see.

Maybe go livestream the Cambodia border. I'm live at the border of the war zone, shells coming in, and then it goes boom.

Maybe that'll wake me up.

Well, he's

got a nice chin. Not weak.

I like her ears too.

I don't remember this.

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Oh my God, oh my God, she has a husband! This guy just came to the apartment, rang the doorbell, I stupidly opened the door and he came in. So fake sounding. Husband. And then he's told me to pack my stuff and get out the house, and he said he was going to take me in his car, and

I tried to walk away and And then he was following me, and then he tried to grab me, and then he said he would phone the police.

Oh my God, I can't believe I was filming this.

Where are we going? I don't know. I, I want to get out. I'm here. I'm scared. I, I don't know.

It's kind of funny. I can't— He's your husband. No, he not My husband, he used to be my husband, but he— what? He loved me so much, he don't want— what do you mean he's not my— he used— but he used to be your husband. Why did she say he used to be her husband? Was he her

husband? Me live out of him, but I'm live out of him so wrong. He don't want me. A new boyfriend. How does he know about me? I don't know. He knows my name. He said Daniel, and then he said come with me. Yeah, that was creepy. He knew my name. That you are Daniel. His car, he's gonna

take me. I think my mom tell me.

I don't know. I hit him. I scare him. Wait, the place is burning. Không ngăn cản khẩu.

Sai. Đó khi mà bên can bạn người ông mà léo, mới sai người khẩu. Mà léo. Người nào mà người sẽ đá thủ luôn. À, thôi phải. Ví dụ như là nhà hay khẩu anh cũng qua cũng là khẩu anh thì có đông nào sẽ đá khẩu lên thì ông ông ra.

มีมาเป็นสิ่งทั้งไหม?

อันนี้อ่ะเป็นให้โบจ์เข้าเรื่องอย่างนี้ค่ะ translateไหมโอเค so like she she told me like on her on his money right she she said like she work on his pharmacy store yeah and she said like you have to get money I want to, and she want to, so you know, okay. Yeah. But her ex-boyfriend, they like the money. She want to

spend his money. Okay. So like, she use all my— so my sister, she use the money from the property loan. Yeah. To build her house. Tầm tầm mà mình thấy ở trong cái hội thảo. Thì nó là công đoàn an lương gần à? Họ công đoàn an lương gần, cưa hay hay phù ạ? An lương gần hay

hay phù với sự kiện của họ? Không biết cứ cho mọi người đó cả xây dựng được một bài văn này là được. Một đoạn văn sẽ như thế nào? Họ ông người mà a là cưa hay phù với lại cái đài ạ? Cưa hay phù

อยากเอาไปข้าวข้าวเอาเรื่องเล่นมากอ่ะอ๋อ so like she started like getting into Gordon so like she have the very sort of like the money type man is hot really Gordon eat khao with you อ๋อ ก็ไม่ขึ้นของลอนนะ ก็ไม่ขึ้น it's so funny we have to Get her sister to translate for us.

Oh God, I was thinking, what is this? It's like 90 Day Fiancé where we can't even talk to each other and then we need her sister to translate.

Her English was really bad when we first met. He's told me pack my bags and then get in his car. He's gonna take me to the train station or else he said He's gonna kill me and burn the place. So you know, right? Um, it's not only his fault what happened. So like, I, I just, I told

you,

you don't want me A new boyfriend. How does he know about me? I don't know.

He knows my name. He said Daniel. Car, and now she's trying to find it. Poor Foster. So bad for her.

I made her happy, you know.

She was really happy with me. All I had to do was put a bit more effort in and stop being so grumpy.

Just felt so sexually unsatisfied.

I've seen her photos from like 10 years ago. She looked pretty good.

She had that Thai girl kind of look— pale skin, long black hair.

Could barely recognize her.

She even knew about my OnlyFans, but she never said anything. She would just say, I also know about the other thing you do. And I was like, oh really? I didn't ask what it was because I kind of knew what she was implying.

I can't believe she let me come back after I cheated the first time. I thought it was over.

I really hate that I did that. I just— I don't know how else I— what else I could have done.

It wasn't just that. It was also, you know how my channel dies if I stop doing things. So I felt pressure that I had to like do something.

That channel was on its last legs.

I was in massive debt

and really horny.

The stable, comfy relationship was just not doing it for my financial life or my sex life.

Oh, I'm sure it's like another way I could have made money.

I need chaos to keep people watching.

It's like a little TV drama episode, that whole ex-husband thing. I don't know why she said he was my husband. So were they married, or

bad English, or was that the truth?

I don't know.

What's that?

Things with Fasta started off so chaotic, like I couldn't trust her. I thought she was crazy.

And then I got used to her and I like understood her. And then things became so comfy. With us. Like, I felt really relaxed around her.

I felt like I could be silly. I didn't have to pretend to be a normal person.

I didn't have to keep my YouTube a secret.

We had a nice little domestic life.

A little home.

It feels like it's such a— like a completely different world away after everything that happened.

And then we met that last time in Tokyo in Japan, and I just, I felt really miserable because I, I was meeting Sunny and I was having like this great fun time with Sunny, and then going from that to back to Vasta It felt

boring.

It was already not the same anymore. She had gone to America. I had experienced 10-year-younger pussy.

Like, what we had in Thailand, it felt like it was already dead when we were together in Japan.

I just felt like, okay, I've got to do this one last thing.

I wonder if when I said goodbye and I walked away from that apartment in Osaka, she knew that was the last time we'd see each other.

I think maybe she had it in the back of her head.

I remember saying, I'm gonna think of a plan for us. She was really happy.

She always wanted me to come up with the plan

for us, not just for me.

I don't know, I didn't have a plan. The plan was I was just going to stay at home and make money. Get out of debt and then maybe go Thailand again. Which is— I mean, I am going to do that,

it's just without her.

That's still what I want to do. It's just got sidetracked with the Sunny thing, which delayed me by a year. But Kick could help speed it all up. Kick could help reverse the lost year.

I've got to stop moaning about kick and like pull my finger out.

Faster kind of haunts me in my sleep.

I feel really bad about it, and I wish there's something I can do, but really the best thing you can do is just like let her move on.

Just let her forget about you. There's literally nothing else you can do or should do.

Sometimes the best thing you can do is just remove yourself from their lives.

I don't even think I'd want to go back anyway.

The idea of, like, sex with a new woman is too intriguing,

but it takes a lot of work to find again.

I don't know how I'd ever be happy in a long-term relationship because the sex is gonna get boring eventually, and then my life will become settled and boring, and the viewers will lose interest. Then I've got to ditch the girl to get a new life.

No matter what happens, the channel dies if I get into a long-term relationship, unless there's a lot of drama. And if there's a lot of drama, the relationship's not going to last, is it?

That's why Chihiro had enough. She had enough of all the drama. I was just milking drama endlessly for the channel, and she was like, enough's enough, I'm done.

Has she got a new boyfriend?

I don't know.

She's happy, that's good.

I think she cut her hair really short because it's like a way of saying, I'm done with men and romance. She kept saying to me, if we break up, I'll be her last boyfriend forever. But you know how dramatic she could be.

Women cut their hair off when they've like given up.

Because they don't care anymore. They only have the hair long because they want to be feminine. They only want to be feminine to attract a guy. They get to a certain age where they realize, yeah, I'm too old for this, and then they cut the hair all off and perm it like a Korean ajumma.

Chihiro is like 45, but she still thinks highly of herself, so she hasn't given up.

Cupcake and coffee soon.

I got painful lump under my tongue.

I have many pains in my mouth. I got an ulcer, I got a lump under my tongue, I got my chin pimples. Not feeling very healthy.

I need some vitamins

and cod liver.

Oh God, strange to think how I ended up here after everything that happened.

Still, still very strange thinking that I'm in this house with the car. Every decision you made led up to this point.

No, I haven't booked tickets yet. I'm waiting for the school to send me my documents, and then I'm going to send them to the Thai Elite people, and then I'm going to see if I can get the Elite Visa. I don't know if they've done the background check or not and they just need the documents, or they

haven't even done the background check yet. I think they have done the background check. That's why they know that I went to school and got an ED visa. So maybe I just need the documents and then I'll be approved. And then I just need to get £15,000.

I've got £3,000 so far.

I'm trying to get the £15,000 visa. I decided I don't want to live in Thailand anymore.

Can I really commit to a 5-year thing? I mean, I wouldn't only live in Thailand. I'd go to Japan a few months here and here, here and here.

I wouldn't stay in Thailand the whole 5 years. It would just be a home base, wouldn't it, whilst I look for a new wife.

Probably should make next girlfriend my new wife if I can. I could have made Faster my wife, but I felt like I'm a bit too young still. I still want to fuck about. But now 40 is coming. Maybe I should look for an actual wife, next one, and then I've got like 20 years left, then done with

this world.

Not really going to be fucking around when I'm like 50, am I?

It'd be nice if I get a girl same age as me or a couple years younger. I just don't want to— I don't want to date someone who's like 5 years older and she's like 40-something.

As someone who's 36, I should have a girlfriend who's like 32, 33,

ready to make babies.

Followers only chat. You gotta be following for a week. Maybe I'll change that.

How's new phone? Pretty—

it does IRL really well. Very stable and nice. The flipping feature will be very useful.

Feels nice and smooth as well to use as a phone instead of just streaming with it.

I haven't used any of the AI features. I don't really care for that.

Maybe I'll switch the stream over to my S10 Plus. Where is it? Put on my new case.

See in here. Oh yeah.

Switch phones.

S10 Plus,

put on my new case. Problem is, if it's got the case on, it might not fit on the bag strap.

I can turn

嗯。

Seems kind of loose.

I don't know.

I guess it works.

It's kind of loose. Look,

it was the cheap one. I got the £15 case instead of the £25 one.

No, I can't touch the fingerprint scanner very well.

This bit's loose, look.

Look, it doesn't fit tightly on it.

Bit rubbish.

Return it. Yeah, maybe.

嗯。

But it seems like I finally sorted out a house to do this.

No way.

Looks like someone came this way.

We were just talking about you.

You know, in Japan you have to be so specific when you write down the name for the bank. I had to read out my entire name, Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, but that was a nightmare to spell out over the phone. And of course it was wrong, so they call again and I have to do the whole thing

again. I was like, email it to you? And they're like, no. One time I had a fraud detection thing call up. I was sending myself money. You know, lately Russia bad. What do you always say that? My banker said it too. No way, really? Yeah, he was like, fraud must check. And then he's like, what's your email.

And I'm reading out this email to him, and it's like a 9-hour process of me going, see, it's .co.uk because I'm UK. And he's like, I don't know what that is, I put .com. Some of my official documents from— oh no, just have misspellings as well. You know, in Japan you have to be so specific when you

write down the name for the bank. I had to read out my entire name. If you owed money to Mouse or any talent, it's like, what if Mouse was not in a financially secure position? Mouse really needed that money. Would you just like not give it? My ship—

these faces look really weird. Have you seen this on Death Stranding 2?

I don't know, they look weird.

Very lifelike but also kind of creepy.

Why does he have 3 women in his bunker? You know this song?

And what the hell is this snake thing? It doesn't even look like him.

His nose is too big. Why is his nose so big? Look, it does not look like Snake. The hell is that from? Is it like young Snake? How you doing, man? Hey, my name's Trevor. I'm with the bail bond company. I need to talk to Antoine. Girl Scouts? Bail bond company. Need to talk to Antoine. Uh, Shit,

my bad.

I'm officially surrendering myself over to you, Lieutenant Payne. You're craziness. There's a video. 3, 2, 1, action.

Look, her face is weird. And why do they always play the same song?

Why is her face so oily looking?

This is legit freaking me out.

Why does it all have the same song?

What's the most money you've made on Vinted? It's really annoying.

My autistic special interest is MrBeast's teeth. His teeth have— I don't like this case. It doesn't even fit securely. It's like loose around the edges.

This is the best they can do.

I guess it would keep the edges safe if it dropped.

Hmm.

I had a much better case on my Flip 4. It was like hard plastic, not this rubber. What is this rubber? Look, it was like hard plastic and it snapped on.

Fuck, I have to buy another one now.

This one looks way better. £40 for a Spigen. Spigen do good cases. See, it looks like hard plastic.

Oh God, where do I get this one then?

£40. This one sucks. See, look, it's all loose and rubbery.

Okay, bolt it. We'll return this case tomorrow.

It's rubbish.

See, don't get cheap stuff, it's rubbish.

Post office pickup, £2.

They're refunding £9. Is it really worth it anymore? I'm like risking getting banned over £9.

May as well just keep it as a backup case,

just in case. The case cost £10.

I've got this case for the phone, but it's really bad.

I can barely touch the fingerprint scanner. It's all loose.

It's like rubbery and it moves about all over the place. It doesn't even— look, it's just coming off. It doesn't clip in or anything.

Look, it just easily slips off. Like, if I try and close it, it all flexes. Look at that rubbish.

Yeah, I had a good case for the Flip 4. It was hard plastic, very thin, and it snapped on. This is like floppy rubber. Look at

this. We'll go bareback for one more day.

Mm, £40 case versus £10 case.

Yeah, well, I need a good case, don't I, to protect my investment. It's funny, I've upgraded all my stuff to the newest thing. So I had the Switch OLED in Thailand, I had the Flip 4 in Thailand, and the iPad Now I've got the latest Switch 2 and the latest Flip 7. Now I need the latest iPad,

and I've got a Bella Box instead of a LiveU again, which I'm not using.

Things don't change, do they?

We now need a new woman

for sex and content.

And cuddles.

Order from Temu and wait 2 weeks, and then it's rubbish anyway.

I need it now.

I need it now.

I already went outside this morning. I did a YouTube stream.

I don't know if I bother with a YouTube stream again.

People said, oh, there's not many viewers because people were sleeping. Okay, so what am I supposed to do when I'm in Thailand and Japan? Only stream at night?

So now's a good time for viewers. It's middle of the night in Japan. I'm not going live in the middle of the night. What if I get a girlfriend? I'm having sex.

I might be having sex.

You think I'm walking around all outside all night just so the time zone fits your convenience? I've

got the Spigen AirSkin Aramid case, composite material, military grade. Fireproof, waterproof, dustproof

from Spigen,

and it looks quite flush. Look.

Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye.

Where's my iPhone? I've got four phones, or three. Fourth one smashed. Oh, something there.

No no.

The official Samsung case. Oh yeah, could

have done. I need the Galaxy Buds too so I can listen to my music.

My music. Needs to be listened to.

Is Apple Music on Android?

Oh, it is. You think they would only make you, um, need to have an iPhone to use Apple Music. Interesting.

What if Kick collapses? Then I'm screwed. Back to YouTube. Good thing about YouTube is I can do sleep streams, so I just never turn it off.

Wait, does my new case have, uh, I mean MagSafe?

I didn't check.

Do I even need MagSafe? Oh, I can— no, it doesn't have MagSafe. Shit.

Cancel. What?

I don't really need it though.

We only need it for the car mounts. But you can make your own MagSafe by buying a magnet and sticking it on the back, which is what I did to my Samsung.

No, it doesn't have MagSafe. Fuck, I didn't check.

嗯。

This one looks stupid.

Should we do a prediction? Will TV come back?

I don't think I really care that much about Maxine.

Yeah, well, he was

calling me retarded for wanting to get a taxi. That's not very nice, is it?

I'm just supporting local businesses.

Samsung UK. Let's have a look what Samsung's got.

No, I can't be bothered spending all day catching 2 buses and 3 trains. No thanks.

You think Andrew Tate's getting on buses and trains to get to the airport? We're men of high value.

There's literally no difference though between using this and the Flip 7. Do you notice any difference? There's literally no difference. Look, I'm not even using the Flip 7. It's in my hand. You thought I was streaming on it. Now you didn't even realize I did a little switcheroo before your very eyes.

It looks exactly the same.

Yeah, but I can, I can flip it in my fucking flipping pocket.

See, look.

So I want to go Tesco, and then we walk around Tesco and we do POV shopping,

and no one even knows because I can flip it.

Wait, what am I doing?

I need to go food shopping soon. No oranges, got no bread, got no chips.

Whoa, what's that?

Oh, Rainbow, thanks for the subbie.

Oh, I got Kickbutt, nice.

So if I put the case on and

then flip it and then put it— is it— feels— does it still fit in the strap?

Oh no. Oh, it's a bit tight.

Oh,

oh no,

it doesn't fit in the strap anymore when I put the case on. Oh, it just fits. Cool, that was tight.

See, look, I walk around like that. And no one would know.

Maybe if I stretch it out a bit.

At least it's very snug, it's not going to fall out.

If I put it in—

oh, it's really hard to get in. Yeah. Oh, that's better.

So I mean, if I'm outside trying to do that, it's not super smooth.

Look at this bit,

it's like a loose thong string.

So if I want to get it in quickly, you do like this.

It's not super easy with the case on.

It's kind of hard, actually. But that is not coming out though. Look.

Can't even tell on stream. You wouldn't even know.

It's really hard to get in. I can't get it in very easily. You'll jam it in there. There must be a certain angle where it slips in easier.

Yeah, like that.

It's really annoying.

I might have to go caseless.

I don't know if I bother with a case. It's not like I'm gonna sell it, and it's not like having a case ever protects it from being smashed.

The only phone I ever smashed was that Samsung, but the case wouldn't have helped that.

Maybe I cancel that spigot.

I don't know, it's a nice design. It'd be a shame to hide it in a case.

It is a bit loose without a case. It's a bit loose without a case in the strap, but then it's too tight with a case in the strap.

Ah, it's really hard to get in there. You gotta jam it in. Oh. 对。

How was the YouTube stream? It was rubbish. I got 60 viewers. It went up to 80 and then dropped back down to about

65. It's all just the same people who are on Kick. I thought there were more people on YouTube. I get more viewers on Kick than I do on YouTube now.

YouTube's truly over.

Just— I can't get it in the strap.

I don't know, I feel like I just don't use the case, maybe.

It's not worth wasting time streaming on Kick— I mean YouTube— when I should be streaming on Kick.

Maybe I just had to get it out of my system. I thought, oh, YouTube was better because Chat was nicer and it felt more like community, blah blah blah.

It's the same as it is here.

Hmm, I might cancel that case.

I don't know.

I also feel like with the case, the case makes it too big for the tripod as well.

Almost.

It's too thick.

Hmm, I might just go caseless then.

This other one's going to be too thick as well.

Might have a coffee.

Well, it's not letting me cancel it. Well, I'm pressing the cancel. Oh wait, cancellation isn't guaranteed.

What?

And nothing happens when I press the cancel button. I'll do it on the computer.

Amazon, Amazon.

Oh no, I can't do it.

I mean, it doesn't look that— I could try it out.

Yeah, I'll, I'll try out.

Take off my shirt.

Nice and warm now. Don't need Thailand. Is that moth still not dead?

What shall I buy next? I'm bored.

Cupcake, anybody? Still got lots of cupcakes.

What, Hulk Hogan died too? Why is everyone dying? First, I think Osborn— you're joking.

No, not David Attenborough, my favorite David.

Bro, it's hot in here. Almost like Thailand.

Click

on the window.

Coffee and cupcake.

Mr. Meow Meow left. He ate my sausage and then ran away.

Oh no, cupcake.

Oh, hey AJ, how's Indonesia?

I've got my Flip 7. Do you want to see?

Look, it goes like this, and then

it goes like that,

and then it's small, and I got a watch.

Can't see it very well.

Oh,

there. Look, it's like a clock.

Yeah, it's good. I like it.

And then you can open apps like, um, calculator.

Got calculator.

YouTube.

Is now a good time to start investing? You get like hate for that.

I don't know why screen's so dark. Oh, you can watch YouTube on this screen.

My share price is high. Yes, and we took out data low on— it's actually quite nice having a little square phone in the palm of your hand like that,

because when it's like this When it's open. I don't know, it's too long.

The screen is nice. It looks like,

like they're actually there and it's not a screen,

like they're physical things on a surface. Well,

Yeah, and you can use the camera as well like this.

See.

Or you can make a video like that.

Definitely worth £1,000.

I might go out somewhere tomorrow, try it out.

Maybe somewhere new, not Bog Hill again.

I did a YouTube stream earlier today with it. It was pretty good.

So are my cupcakes. Why are they so flat?

No eggs. Well, I need to put eggs in a cupcake. Maybe next time I try that.

I use milk and flour and sugar.

It tastes like a cupcake.

And I paid 1,000 baht to the Thai school. They said they'll get my documents together and then I send it to the visa people and they could get me a 5-year Thailand visa. That'd be pretty nice.

Maybe I'll get a house in Thailand,

the streamer house.

Better than sand pepper.

Well, if my mom's going to write me out of the inheritance, then I think I deserve at least 20K. I'll take the 20K as insurance in case she actually doesn't leave me with anything.

Yeah, she inherited the house, so

half the— I mean, my dad put more than half of the money into the house. I reckon my dad put like 80% into the house. Maybe my mum did 10-20%, because my mum did help to pay off the mortgage.

So I should at least get half.

That would have been my dad's money, my dad's part. I'm pretty sure my dad would have wanted me to receive something.

It's not fair my mum gets to decide what happens to all of it just because she legally owns it.

If I got money, what'd I do with it? Let's say I got 200K.

I think I'll just put it into some safe investment that generates something reasonable, like 5 percent a year, 5 to 10% a year, that would get me $20K a year. I don't need Kick or YouTube, I'll just live off my investment. I wouldn't blow the whole thing buying a stupid house, I just— I'd just rent.

I don't want to buy a house and then be stuck with it. I've got no one to leave it to anyway, I don't have any kids. Let's say I get like $200K, which is lowball number.

I put it in S&P 500 dividend ETF,

then I don't have to worry about making money anymore.

Inflation. I don't know, I'm pretty sure $20K would still be pretty good in 10 years. Like, 10 years ago $20K was pretty good, wasn't it? If someone gave you $20K 10 years ago, you wouldn't scoff at it, so you wouldn't scoff at it 10 years later now.

Like, $20K 10 years ago still was pretty good money.

I'm just wondering, huh, I set myself up a life in Thailand

with the money.

Or pay it back to my mum,

who obviously doesn't need it.

Well, what else are you going to do with it? If you got 200K,

you could buy a house and live rent-free, I guess.

All you'd have to pay is

electricity bills and stuff, utility bills.

Okay, shut the door then. Didn't even ask you to.

I get the 20-year Thai Elite visa. It's like 50K, isn't it? I lived there for 20 years.

Just hope they don't go full-out war with Cambodia

and blow it all at top to Shinji. Yeah,

I book a cheap hotel, top of the Jinchi, every night a different girl.

I actually did book a hotel near top of the Jinchi. It was called Sun Plaza Hotel. And I was outside of it, and then this guy came up to me. He goes, are you Daniel?

I got recognized a lot last year in Japan and the year before. It was weird. I remember I was in Fukuoka last year and I was outside of the APA Hotel. The guy came up to me, this Asian guy. I forgot about it. I got recognized like 5 times last year.

Last year, 2024 and 2023. I was in Fukuoka last year outside of App Hotel, guy recognized me. And then this other guy in Kyoto recognized me when I was with Sunny. Sunny took our picture.

And then this other guy in Tokyo recognized me. And then I got sniped twice But meaningless than this other guy, TQ Sam's friend. It was like, a bunch of us live in a guest house and we all watch you.

Hmm,

the streamer guest house. Why doesn't TQ Sam come to Kick? He'd probably get verified. He's got 5K subs on YouTube.

I never got recognized in Thailand. Yeah, I get recognized in Japan because I guess I'm famous for Japan stuff. It's a shame I don't like Japan anymore.

I feel like I'm more into tropical warm climates with beaches and stuff. Japan's not really about that. It's more about city life and quirky stuff and anime.

Yeah, maybe Okinawa.

Okinawa could be good, couldn't it? Because it's Japan and it's warm and it's somewhere I've never been.

I'll go ahead and, uh,

I want to go now, but the UK weather is starting to get nice,

so I don't want to leave yet.

Oh God, Booking has an AI advisor now. Everything's got an AI. Even Amazon's got Rufus. Have a look at hotels in Okinawa for

maybe October, maybe September.

Guest house, £366.

Southern Village hotel room.

Bed in dormitory, £230.

Filter apartments.

Well, they don't have

apartments. Oh, entire apartment,

850. Why did the girls— what?

Oh, the Thailand park. I don't know,

I really don't know. They seemed maybe from Vietnam. I don't know, actually they weren't Thai.

I thought, are they viewers? They don't even speak English.

What, cuz I'm handsome? I'm not that handsome. Look.

Am I handsome enough for some random women to come up to me and ask for a picture?

Really weird.

And then she tried doing the heart thing like that, and I didn't understand what that meant. She, she turned to me and went like this. I didn't realize I'm supposed to connect hearts with her. Connect something else with her, right?

Mm, look at that.

Yeah, everyone got unbanned. I was drunk and depressed and I got triggered. I'm not proud of it, but it is what it is.

It's got like a ladder going up to the bedroom. Seems okay, I guess. Basic.

Imagine bringing a girl and she's got to climb up a ladder. It's not very smooth, is it?

I'd be scared she falls off the ladder if it's a big chop chop girl.

It looks pretty decent, to be honest.

850 for Japan is not bad for an apartment. It's got a nice view as well.

Okinawa. Interesting.

I think people might be friendlier and nicer in Okinawa as well. I don't even know why Okinawa is part of Japan. It's so far away from mainland Japan. It's basically another country. Look how far away it is.

It's closer to Taiwan.

Lagoon Palace.

Condominium Yuyuki, £2,000.

Yeah, I saw Ice was in Okinawa and he said people were more chill and didn't get in his face about streaming. They didn't mind the cameras in Okinawa.

Wow, look at this place.

Pretty nice. Go swimming too.

Swimming. Can we go to the US bases?

Can I rent a car? Maybe I'll rent a car. You know, maybe I should set up my international driving license.

Now I'm a pro driver. I rent a car and I do a driving tour around the island.

This building.

That's okay. Hmm, yeah, it's hard driving and talking at the same time. My mind goes blank as I go into complete focus mode.

I need someone with me to, um, keep the chat entertained

whilst I do the real work.

Okinawa, one month, then back to Thailand.

Sea Park Hotel.

嗯。

This thumbnail. Oh my God, who the hell is that?

That's a loud click. I wonder how much better the S25 Ultra is than the Flip 7. The Flip 7 is newer.

I love that click. Listen to this.

I do like the form factor. That is nice like this.

It's probably not really noticeably better.

Look, I can trade my stocks, see how much money I've lost. 400, 140.

I'm down,

but I do my stocks like this.

That's really cool.

You can put any app on the external display.

Any hot girls on Thai Friendly? Maybe I'll bang a ladyboy if I get desperate enough.

When does iKILLM go to zero? Probably this week, I reckon.

I really love this external display.

We've got one more day. It might be the end of the month when they take out the IKEA light.

Payment. Oh, I got a refund for that case. I cancelled it last minute. The Spigen.

Yeah, I don't need a case. I think I take very good care of my phones, actually. Look, iPhone 12 mini, 5 years usage.

It's only got my acidic sweat scuff marks on the edges. See, that's where my finger sweat melted into the side of it.

I can't believe my sweat melted the phone. Look at that. Look.

Look at this, it's crazy. My finger did that. Look at the way it's grooved where my finger naturally rests,

and then I chipped away at the edges.

It adds character,

and I got to enjoy raw-dogging it for 5 years.

There's a few cracks on the back.

Yeah. I can't see it.

Someone recognized me in Japan when I was with Faster, and then Faster just walked off. Faster didn't even say hello, she just walked away.

Thanks for backing me up. That guy could have been crazy.

I took her to that village that Chris Broad made a video in. I forgot the name of it. Japan's ancient samurai village. And this, uh, this British guy said he used to watch me.

What else to buy?

Yeah, everyone who recognized me used to watch me. Like, the guy in Kyoto didn't even know I was with Faster, but I was cheating with Sunny. If he was still watching, he'd be like, oh wait, I thought you were with us. Are you cheating? He had a baby as well. He was riding a bicycle, he had a

baby on the back of it, like the Happy Wheels dad. And he got off the bike and then he said, can I take a photo? Sunny took the photo for us. He was quite nice, seemed pretty normal.

He was like, Daniel, Daniel, are you Daniel? He was also British.

I was like, oh, thank God about some normal viewers. Sunny's not going to get freaked out if Meaningless sniped me when I was with Sunny. Sunny would have been like, oh my God, these are Daniel's viewers.

No, got some cool viewers, got some chads in the audience, like, um, I don't know, that guy.

Banana.

Wow, look! Tescoach hunting axe.

Multifunctional. And they can't even spell.

A gift of tomahawk native axe to honor Crypt's disappearance.

RIP.

S25 Ultra is cheaper than the Flip 7. Look, you can get it brand— you can get it secondhand, £800.

Where's the cat? He was here earlier. I gave him some food and then he left. He burnt his tongue on my sausage.

He got the necro-jitter.

The Necojita.

I don't know what to buy.

MacBook Air, be good for my streams.

IRL stream with a MacBook Air.

I'll go to a coffee shop, set it up so I look like I'm working, but I'm secretly streaming.

No, I'm not streaming on YouTube anymore.

No, I didn't smash a phone in the Samurai Village. That was in the Shinjuku Apple Hotel.

Everything was fine in the samurai village. It was before that we had some arguments in Tokyo. I remember the first day she arrived and I took her to walk around Shinjuku, and then we went to Royal Host, and then I drank one glass of drink and then I was bursting for the toilet. It was horrible. I just

wanted— we were in a nice place, very quiet park, pretty, and then I was bursting for a toilet and I was like power walking.

I walked in some random car park and I just went— the security guard was at the entrance, I just asked him if there's a toilet. And he was like, "Uh, sir, this is a car park." And I was like, "Yeah, is there a toilet?" But made me ask again. I don't fucking care if it's a car park.

Do you have a toilet or do you not have a fucking toilet? Answer the fucking question, bitch. Stupid irritating Japanese old man. I said, "Toilet, arigato." He's like, "ここ駐車場なんですけど." Shut up. I didn't ask if it's a 2-shit job or not. I asked if there's a fucking toilet. Are you deaf? Or I'm gonna piss all over your floor.

And then he answered, he just said no. So I walked off. I was like, okay, whatever, fuck you. We went to a park and I found a toilet at the park, thank God.

I was bursting.

Yeah, we had a few fights in Tokyo. So first there was that Apple Hotel rage. The reason why that happened was because I took her to Tokyo Tower, and then after I took her to Roppongi Hills. And on the way to Roppongi Hills, she started giving me silent treatment,

and it was really awkward. We went to McDonald's and we just sat there eating in silence, and she was making such a fuss at the McDonald's. She was like, uh, can I have extra salad but no sauce? You can't go to McDonald's and like customize your burger. You just get what you get. It's not a restaurant. Thank

God the cashier spoke English because it was like a tourist area. I could not be bothered to translate.

I'll just give you my salad and then scrape the sauce out. Why are you making a fuss? The problem with Fasta is she, she kept talking to people thinking they're going to speak English like in Thailand. She thinks she's in Thailand. In Thailand, she'll just go up to anyone if she needs help. She'd go up to anyone,

ask for help. She thought she can do that in Japan, but it just made things worse. Like, we, we got confused with buying a train ticket somehow. I don't remember what happened. We wanted to buy a Suica card, but I didn't realize they stopped selling them because of the semiconductor chip shortage. So I was like looking around

trying to figure out what to do, and then she just goes up to this train security guard and asks him. Obviously he doesn't speak English, so now I gotta speak Japanese.

And then he points us somewhere and I'm like, that was not helpful. I said to her, you can't just go up to Japanese people and speak English, they don't speak English. And then I gotta start speaking Japanese.

So yeah, I couldn't get a Suica card, so we had to download the app and make a digital one.

And this other time we got on a Shinkansen, but we didn't reserve the tickets. I don't know why.

And we were sitting in someone's— no, wait, we did reserve 2 tickets, but they weren't next to each other. They were kind of, um, one was there and one was there. But we wanted to sit together. So we sat together, and I sat in the seat that was reserved for someone else. And I was thinking, oh God,

the person's gonna come at the next stop, and I'm gonna have to explain why I'm sitting in their seat. So then we stop at Nagoya or someplace, and then this old woman comes towards us, and I think, oh God, that's her. So then I quickly explained to her, I said, do you mind if we switch seats? And

she's like, oh, okay, I guess. She didn't seem very happy though.

The whole ticket thing was a bit, bit confusing.

And then we had this other fight at Ueno.

I said I wanted a drink and we went to a vending machine and then she said she would pay and then I joked saying— she wanted to pay with the Suica card and I joked saying actually that's my money because I put the money on the Suica card and then she got mad at me.

And we had a standoff on that Ueno Bridge,

and I was like, I was just joking, why'd you get mad at everything?

I don't know, she was like sulking at me and getting mad at the little things, and then I snapped and I raged in the hotel.

I think I just wasn't being very attentive because I was hung up on sunnies, and she could probably tell. She could probably tell that I wasn't very paying much attention to her. I wasn't very affectionate, maybe.

I think she was— she could pick up on it.

She would ask a question and I'd be like, I don't know. She said, why is it called Roppongi Hills? I said, I don't know really, because there's 6 trees, something about that.

She kept asking me questions I didn't know the answer to. I'd be like, I don't know, and then she got mad.

And then I just felt like, God, when I was with Sunny, we had such fun conversations.

We were just joking about stuff, talking about drama from the channel, bug bucket this, meaning this, that. It was nice. Talk to a native English speaker.

And then I felt very bored going back to Farsna.

It was hard to fake it. I actually just felt like ditching her and like getting a train and go see Sunny.

Sunny was so cool in the beginning, then she turned out like a fucking

Not funny, Sunny.

So about half an inch.

Okay then,

the mob has spoken.

I'll do it on my external screen.

Banned insulting my sonny. I wonder if you can like— oh, oh, we should download a game. Oh, oh, I didn't think of that. What game would be good on the external screen?

Imagine GTA San Andreas,

Genshin Impact.

This screen is too tall.

I don't know.

GTA San Andreas.

Why is Darkest Dungeon not on Android?

Isn't it on iPhone, or is it on iPad?

No, it's only on

iPad.

Damn.

I wonder

what kind of gear Ginny uses. I know she was using Nighthawk at some point. She changes her gear so much. She's still using the Starlink.

Maybe she want to meet up with me.

She looks about my age too now. Getting old.

32. Oh yeah,

she wears a lot of makeup and she uses that weird filter that changes your jaw shape. I saw it pop on and off once. When she moved— when she turned her face, it popped on and off. Her chin suddenly got wider and then went back to being pointy again. She's also very vain about her looks, so we

got that in common.

They want to look like anime characters, don't they?

Uh, Farsa had very strong filters as well. She had that Chinese app that completely changes your face shape, makes your eyes really big. I would say, oh, I don't— why you put the filter on? It makes me look weird. And then she'd be like, okay, I'll take it off. See? Look ugly.

She kind of had a point. We both look kind of haggard without the filter. We both look like, I don't know, middle-aged people. Maybe because we are middle-aged.

She used to send me pictures of our selfies and she'd be like, don't ruin our relationship, and then just send me a selfie of us to like try and emotionally manipulate me. To be like,

I miss you, baby, and then send the picture of our selfie together to remind me of us being together.

Yes. There's no good games on Android. It's just a bunch of stupid Final Fantasy games.

San Andreas. I reckon GTA 4 would run on Android at this point. Again, so good.

Monopoly.

I used to play that Metroid— Metro game. Sunny got me into it. You manage a train network and you create stations and you got to ship people around before you get overrun.

It's quite addictive.

I haven't bothered getting a game.

I swear I already bought San Andreas before.

Get PS5? No, I'm not really into PlayStation games.

I'm more of a Mario Kart person now.

Do you think I should send back the printer and get £40 back?

Death Stranding 2. What, is it only on PS5? No, I don't really want to. I like the first one, but then it got kind of silly and boring when you start getting guns and you start killing people. Got stupid.

I like just delivering stuff, doing my job. I didn't like the weird story.

Norman Reedus is a bit of a boring character too. He's just very gruff, doesn't talk much, very dry.

He's basically just Norman Reedus. It looks like Norman Reedus, sounds like Norman Reedus.

He's just playing himself in a game. I don't know why Hideo Kojima likes Norman Reedus so much.

I think Hideo Kojima's got like a man crush on Norman Reedus.

Nomen.

Japanese person tells me they got a ticket for speeding, which is super rare in Canada. There are a lot of speed cameras and most people speed. They got a speeding ticket. I don't believe them, but this is what they told me and they swore by it. They were like, I've had it. They said when they got the

ticket that they refuted it and said, that's not me. It was them. They just said, that wasn't me. And apparently that worked, even though it's their car with their license, but they didn't admit that it was them. So one of the cops was just like, okay, it worked.

This guy's very good looking. Not him, that guy, Nick Holt. Very handsome man.

Yeah, he's in that sleazy skin show that I hated. Bunch of teenagers doing drugs, getting drunk, having sex.

Something I wouldn't know about.

He didn't age well? What? I thought he— I think he's a very good-looking man.

I didn't like it because it made me feel like a loser because I didn't experience that party lifestyle. I was a loser playing video games in my house all alone,

not having fun with hot girls and getting drunk.

Who is this girl in Death Stranding 2? Why does he have 3 women in his bunker? One's pregnant.

They all look kind of weird.

What's with all the black goo stuff?

I thought when I was 17, I thought I'd go to Japan, get a girlfriend like this.

Yes, I'm asking, asking, asking. So how long was the flight? Oh, 1 month. 1 month? Wow, such a long flight. I am difficult. Oh, you're difficult? Oh my God. Okay, so what's the main purpose I used to

watch

these TV shows in Japan— no, Japanese TV shows in Japanese— thinking all the women look like this. I'll get one like that.

How deluded.

Yeah, I'll get a girl like that when she's 40.

I was obsessed with Japanese women.

I'm not really impressed with these facial animations in video games when you know all they did was put a load of sensors on the actress's face and then they just motion captured it. That's cheating. You didn't make it in a game engine. You just copy and pasted a real human's face into the game. Motion capture is so

sleazy. Everyone's like, oh wow, animation. You just recorded a real person's animations and mapped it into the game. You literally just traced over something.

Not impressed.

It's kind of like rotoscoping, that old weird animation style.

Why is Snake so ugly in these recent clips?

Snake's supposed to look more manly. Why does this guy look a bit like the guy from Doctor Who?

This guy looks a bit like, I don't know, like a crackhead. He's supposed to be Snake.

Feels weird.

What was that face?

She was like Down syndrome, Eddie. Funny.

These faces are so goofy. What are these faces?

Look, I'm gonna go cross-eyed face.

Millionaire at 17.

I need to pee

everywhere.

Toilet time. It seems like the Flip definitely has faster charging than the S10 Plus.

Yeah, Hulk Hogan did die. Everyone's dying now.

70 years goes real quick.

He was 71.

He did

I'm hungry, John.

I wonder what happens if we lose all the planets. Do we get pushed all the way back to Super Earth and then we fight on Earth? Because that'd be pretty cool. I know it's Africa. Why is it called Super Earth? And then why is Mars the only planet? What happened to the other planets? Yeah, fuck off.

Helldivers 2 really saved my butt in Thailand. Channel was dead, but I managed to get thousands of views thanks to Helldivers 2.

I actually got quite hooked on it. It was good.

I liked all the weapons. I like the,

um, yeah, I remember people who have come up with tactics like railgun weak spots. They do the railgun with the shield. I like the jetpack because you could jump up high

and then they couldn't get to you.

I wonder what they've added to it. Last time I played it, they nerfed the railgun.

Où

est-ce qu'il commence?

Restormore Castle tomorrow.

The fly keeps sitting on me.

A fly seems to avoid the spider nests— I mean, spider webs— better than the other insects do.

50-minute drive. Oh God. I opened the door, the wind blew it shut, and if I open the door, more might come in.