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It was my WIFE'S fault

2018-12-11 · 13 min

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  1. 0:05Daniel

    Where's your sofa?

    Segment details0:05–0:06 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_0
  2. 0:06Chihiro

    Hmm, my sofa.

    Segment details0:06–0:09 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_1
  3. 0:10Chihiro

    I want to sit on the sofa. Today is so cold. Here is uncomfortable.

    Segment details0:10–0:17 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_2
  4. 0:17Daniel

    It's your fault.

    Segment details0:17–0:20 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_3
  5. 0:20Chihiro

    No, your fault.

    Segment details0:20–0:21 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_4
  6. 0:21Daniel

    You told them the wrong room number.

    Segment details0:21–0:23 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_5
  7. 0:23Chihiro

    No. You should ask, should ask the delivery man. This is my sofa.

    Segment details0:23–0:32 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_6
  8. 0:32Daniel

    I don't have proof. I don't have the receipt or proof.

    Segment details0:32–0:39 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_7
  9. 0:39Chihiro

    I sent text to you. Delivery man coming soon.

    Segment details0:39–0:47 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_8
  10. 0:51Daniel

    Your fault.

    Segment details0:51–0:52 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_9
  11. 0:52Chihiro

    Not your fault.

    Segment details0:52–0:54 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_10
  12. 0:54Daniel

    You told them the wrong room number.

    Segment details0:54–0:56 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_11
  13. 0:56Chihiro

    Delivery man was waiting about 20 minutes.

    Segment details0:56–1:02 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_12
  14. 1:02Daniel

    I was waiting as well.

    Segment details1:02–1:09 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_13
  15. 1:09Chihiro

    You were like a scary dog.

    Segment details1:09–1:13 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_14
  16. 1:13Daniel

    I was waiting for them to ring the doorbell.

    Segment details1:13–1:17 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_15
  17. 1:18Chihiro

    You are going around this room. So funny. Scary dog. Ah, so cold today. The sofa will come next, next Tuesday.

    Segment details1:18–1:39 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_16
  18. 1:39Daniel

    Monday.

    Segment details1:39–1:43 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_17
  19. 1:43Chihiro

    Not Monday, Tuesday.

    Segment details1:43–1:45 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_18
  20. 1:45Daniel

    I thought it was Monday.

    Segment details1:45–1:47 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_19
  21. 1:47Chihiro

    No.

    Segment details1:47–1:48 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_20
  22. 1:48Daniel

    Monday, deixa eu ver. Live, I think.

    Segment details1:48–2:26 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_21
  23. 2:26Chihiro

    Uh. いい わ ね。 いい で しょ。 もう ちょっと こ っち 端 行 って よ かった な。 机 入 る？ ここ。 う ん。 もう ちょっと だけ 押 して。 え？ ぐ ら いい い じゃ ん。 うん、 もう 行 かな き ゃ。 じゃあ ね。 バイ バイ。 Ah, oh, it's freezing.

    Segment details2:26–5:01 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_22
  24. 5:01Daniel

    Leather is very cold.

    Segment details5:01–5:04 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_23
  25. 5:04Uncertain audio source

    Oh, ah, it's hot.

    Segment details5:04–5:09 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_24
  26. 5:11Daniel

    No, no, no, no, no, no. So who likes my sofa? My brand new sofa.

    Segment details5:11–5:17 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_25
  27. 5:20Daniel

    Oh, it's heavy. I'm gonna scratch the desk.

    Segment details5:20–5:38 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_26
  28. 5:39Daniel

    Let's open it properly.

    Segment details5:39–5:40 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_27
  29. 5:40Daniel

    I wanna make sure I don't show my address though. What's that noise?

    Segment details5:40–5:55 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_28
  30. 5:55Text to speech

    Konnichiwa, Daniel.

    Segment details5:55–5:57 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_29
  31. 5:57Text to speech

    Konnichiwa.

    Segment details5:57–5:57 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_30
  32. 6:19Daniel

    I'm making a table!

    Segment details6:19–6:21 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_31
  33. 6:21Daniel

    You could kill someone with this.

    Segment details6:21–6:25 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_32
  34. 6:44Text to speech

    This time was better than the canned pie.

    Segment details6:44–6:46 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_33
  35. 6:46Daniel

    And then you just screw it in like so. Oh no, these ones are too long. No, it's not these screws, they're too long. It's sticking out. That was easy. Legs are on. Keep your eyes glued to the ground.

    Segment details6:46–7:29 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_34
  36. 7:31Daniel

    Press 2. If you know what I mean.

    Segment details7:31–7:35 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_35
  37. 7:35Uncertain audio source

    Press 2.

    Segment details7:35–7:38 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_36
  38. 7:41Daniel

    No, 84!

    Segment details7:41–7:42 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_37
  39. 7:43Daniel

    Abandoned me. No, stop complaining about your subscribers. It's not good luck. Welcome to my office. How do I make it go back? I want to lean back. It's fine like this as well, actually. Oh yeah, you can kind of lean back like this. Yes, perfect.

    Segment details7:43–8:56 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_38
  40. 8:57Daniel

    This can go here.

    Segment details8:57–8:58 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_39
  41. 8:58Daniel

    Playing games here and then watching YouTube here. That can be my YouTube screen.

    Segment details8:58–9:05 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_40
  42. 9:07Daniel

    Need to charge it. I haven't charged it for ages now. This could actually go behind the sofa, and then I could put it under the table.

    Segment details9:07–9:16 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_41
  43. 9:16Daniel

    Oof.

    Segment details9:16–9:21 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_42
  44. 9:21Daniel

    Put this behind the sofa, and then Put the multi-adapter here.

    Segment details9:21–9:34 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_43
  45. 9:35Daniel

    Warm.

    Segment details9:35–9:35 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_44
  46. 9:35Daniel

    Look at that.

    Segment details9:35–9:38 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_45
  47. 9:39Daniel

    Put it here. I'm not sure if that's a good place. Do do do do do do do do do. Oh, and we have some super fish oil. Look how big these are. A bit hard to swallow.

    Segment details9:39–9:59 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_46
  48. 9:59Daniel

    He expects me to swallow this?

    Segment details9:59–10:01 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_47
  49. 10:02Daniel

    I bite it and chew it into powder. It's Christmas for Daniel. Christmas Day for Daniel. It's a Christmas David Daniel. Look.

    Segment details10:02–10:29 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_48
  50. 10:37Daniel

    Yes. Pockets. Where are the pockets? And look, this floor chair, you do this and then it flattens out and you can use it as a little sofa, you see? So we can eat here, and then after we finish eating, we can sit back on the sofa and make love.

    Segment details10:37–11:09 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_49
  51. 11:09Text to speech

    Where did Daniel go? He laid down on the sofa and vanished.

    Segment details11:09–11:30 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_50
  52. 11:30Daniel

    It's my camouflage.

    Segment details11:30–11:32 · rev_17844ab1f2e501c24abeca3513d5d130_51