Christmas with my family 2019 [0Q7QSvhj73I]

Our new home. It's just a big field. I thought the New Forest would be like a big forest.

No, just lots of trees.

I imagined this big forest with really big tall trees, and then we'd drive into the forest And it would be all magical, and it's just like a field. Why is it called a new forest? Burley Manor. It's very burley. We need a thumbnail here.

I'm not sure, I'm not sure what this video is going to be about. It's creepy.

Let's just go in and see what it's like first. A lot of thumbnail opportunities. Where's my present?

Go, go!

Fireplace.

I like this one.

Not working. Are you sure this is 14? Yeah, 14.

Oh no, wait, I'm in number 14. Oh, you're number 19. 19. Oh wow, they're so nice. Whoa, it's so pretty.

Yeah, nice and warm.

Chocolate!

There's chocolate everywhere here. Oh, look, Chocolate Studio. And what's this? A little jar of biscuits.

This room is bigger than the other one.

Wow, what's this black thing? I'm quite enjoying these bathtubs. Oh look, there's our car. Where's Mum?

How's your room? Did you see our room? Yeah, very single room. Where you facing? Your money is very old-fashioned bed. We go for a walk in the village.

We have so much tea. Black tea, green tea.

Why nobody? Where's everybody gone?

It looks so sad.

Why you so sad? You look like me, Mom. You look like me.

It's eating all the grass, so they don't have to cut the grass. You touch it. There's another one! We're in the New Forest. It's very muddy. Didn't bring boots. Oh, it's not too bad actually. So this is the New Forest. Very nice, I guess. Whoa, it's a horse! Can you see? Ah, I guess not.

Merry Christmas to my darling, we miss you, my darling, come Inspiri—

This place is so boring. There's no Wi-Fi in the room. There's barely any phone signal, so I can't even upload videos or do anything online. My wife is sleeping. And there's nothing outside to do because we're in the middle of nowhere in the countryside. We're just in a massive field surrounded by trees. I don't understand why we drove hours and hours just so we can be in a big house in the middle of nowhere.

It's not from home. That's to me. From Sabrina? Yeah. Thank you.

Where's mine?

Nothing. Nothing.

Why nothing?

This is the holiday. This is But we got each other the same thing.

Yeah.

Mine in early life. What's that? Thank you, baby. This has got retinol in it, so you have to be careful. What is it for?

It's the same.

What is it for? You put it on your face at night.

How come it's the same if she bought hers in Japan?

I bought mine in London. Wait, oh, it's got different things inside.

Yeah, maybe the Japan version is different.

I actually don't have any toner.

You don't have any toenails?

This— no, this one's the face cream. Yeah, this is a face cream. This is Kiehl's face mask. Yeah, could this be a face mask? I think so. Yeah, I like Kiehl's. Now we open. Wow, my favorite! Say I like it, my favorite drink. Maybe he saw my fridge. I got a cheap one.

Bailey's.

I think he saw—

I like Bailey's.

Maybe he saw the fridge. Thanks, Tammy. He did write a note. Oh, he did? I think he saw my fridge.

I'll open mine.

I keep losing all my earrings. It's for your phone.

It's a Stormtrooper. What is it?

It's a cable guy.

2-in-1 carving— carving table— charging cable. What's a carving table?

Open the red thing.

Thank you.

That's why I know me. Thank you, baby. It's okay. You saw my bathroom got this. I— you saw my bathroom must color. No, it's lip gloss. Oh, lip gloss. Wait, you put put it on your lips and then it feels funny. Feels funny. This one is from Daniel.

Open mine. If you've already got one, then I can have it.

What is it? Oh, headphones! Are they wireless?

Yeah.

Ah, thank you.

Do you have one?

No, I don't.

Oh, so I can't have it?

No, buying things. Oh, now my present for you is rubbish. Oh dear.

No, wait.

Ah, thank you.

They're not really expensive, but they're not the really, really cheap ones.

My headphones actually broken, so I need them. I think, I think, I think Maxwell, my fridge, got a cheap Irish. He bought me a bag whiskey. This is just one, £20 small one. That's the price. Put it on your lips. Okay. Hey, let's see my face. Got a cheek. Oh, so hot. Kitty here. You're welcome. Thank you, Sabrina. My headphones. Why you cough suddenly? I don't know.

It's white, okay? I think they also had pink, pink and yellow, and blue and black.

I think it was the dust in the room. Open my one.

Oh yeah, let me see.

Ah, that was you. Mr. Boy of State chocolate. Now my turn to take over. Ah, Lindor. What with this? It's cute. Turn it over. Made in England. Thank you, Mom. Spring, I think. Look, the label. Look, made in England. First time. David Nieper. It's not from Primark. I know you hate dry mouth.

Open my box.

Thank you.

What?

Do you like the color? Yeah, I like blue. Uh, wear it and walk up and down. It's slimmer than this one. This one is a large. Put it on and let me see. My lips are a little bit weird.

Yeah.

What? Painful?

Yeah.

Is it painful?

Why is it painful?

Um, PB. It's called burning.

Burning?

Yeah, it's meant to be burnt.

Why does it burn?

Sexy mother pucker. I hope she's done it a long time ago. Extreme.

But why does it burn?

It makes your lips bigger. It makes them go like—

Oh, it makes them swell, swell up.

Yeah.

Like they've been stung by a bee. I thought she would already have headphones. Open quickly. So slow.

You can charge things.

Oh look, I put my phone onto it. Charging cables.

Hmm. Ah, it's nice. What do you think? Hope you like it. My little jumper.

Very nice.

Unusual kind. You pull up the collar, keep your neck I can put my switch on it. Look, it's so hot in it. Don't know how you do it. Cute, cute. Yeah, read it.

What does it say?

It says, dear Sabrina, thank you so much for arranging everything for Christmas. I'm really glad to see you. Hope you enjoy Christmas and New Year. Chihiro. Thank you. You forgot to put your husband's name. It's not from Daniel, it's from me.

Hello and welcome back to my new living room. Boring. Why are we here? It's like being in an old people's home.

Daniel, wait, wait.

It's Christmas. Christmas lunch.

Pull. I think you've got to hold like that. No, cross your hands.

I can't, I'm filming.

Ow. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. It didn't bang.

Oh look, got a little present. It's a party popper. It makes a noise when you pull it. I can't open—

whoa!

You made a mess. What's that burning smell? I can smell burning. Oh, I got a Christmas joke. Warning, children under eight may suffocate. They may suffocate on uninflated balloons. Mum, read my Christmas joke.

Children under eight years can choke or suffocate on uninflated balloons. Supervisor inquire. What was that?

It's a Christmas joke.

Looks funny. Merry Christmas, Robert! Stop it, it's not funny. That is why you say burning. Somebody say burning. Yeah, that's the burning one. That is why you say burning.

What's the point of that?

Oh, this is the one.

Not again. Stop shooting things at me.