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So, hmm,

I thought I'd do day trading today instead of Uber Eats.

Um, I kind of already lost

£30,

but it's okay. Still got the whole day left. I'll make it back. Uber Eats yesterday was really good. Made £84

minus £10 charging minus £5 insurance. That means net profit was £70. So I have to try and beat £70. I make £25 for the Kick stream if I do 6 hours. I make— no, I make £22

if I do 7 hours.

I don't know, I might make $30. Which would be £22, which means to beat Uber Eats I gotta make £40, £48 day trading.

Can I make— I've already lost £30 today, so I need to make £70 day trading to beat, to beat what I made yesterday on Uber Eats.

I would have to make £50 day trading plus my £30 loss.

If not, it's back to Uber Eats tomorrow.

I sorted out the water bill thing. Oh God, it was so embarrassing. I had to go out on the driveway and open up the drain cover again, and then I got my little cup and I scooped out all the water. Um, but it looked weird, like I didn't remember how it looks like. There's like a little plastic

lid you gotta flip open, and it was all covered in mud water, so I had to like rinse off the mud water, and then I finally was able to see the reading.

So I phoned up the water company and I told them the actual reading, and they amended my bill.

They gave— they, they took my bill from £200 down to zero and gave me £25 credit.

So that was pretty good. I'm managed to get a £200 bill down to zero plus £25 credit.

I asked them, is it normal for the drain thing to be full of water? And they said, yeah, that's normal. It's so embarrassing having to do it in front of the neighbor's house. I don't know why the water meter is in front of the neighbor's house and not in front of my house.

And also there seems to be only one meter. So where's the neighbor's meter? Why does there just seem— it's like that one meter is for the whole house. So are we like sharing a meter? I don't get it. Where's their meter?

But anyway, that's sorted out. I just gotta remember I'm using 3, just like I predicted. I'm only using 3 cubic meters per month. Because it was at 43.

Oh, I'm up £10 on my trade.

Up £11.

Move stop loss breakeven.

Whoa, what happened? The hell was that?

Up £11.

Up £13.

Account's at £1,010. It was at £1,024 this morning, so I've lost £14.

They might not be on the meter, but they're living in the same house. We're, we're like sharing a house. It's semi-detached. I don't understand.

How's it not sharing a house? It's the same building, it's just split in 2.

And just like that, all the fucking profit's gone. Look at that fucking joke. I hate— why does it do that?

That's so annoying. Fucking stopped out

every fucking time.

Why does it give back everything?

Oh my God.

Well, I opened up all 3 of the drains. 2 of them don't have anything inside of it. It's just like a hole into the ground. The 3rd one is my water meter, so I don't know where everyone else's water meter is. Why is my water meter in front of the neighbor's house? I don't get it. Why is

it not in front of my house?

This is why I hate trading.

You're like, oh great, I was right, I'm uploads, and then nope, all fucking

back. Why does it do that?

It bounces so fast and so hard.

It's like touches a point and it's like, woo!

All your profits gone. Woo! So irritating. It happens in a second. I can't even click on the cross fast enough.

It's so irritating. Thing.

Uh.

You can go from being up £12 and then lose the whole thing within 5 seconds. It's so fucking annoying.

And then it will stop you out and then go down anyway.

Fucking hate it sometimes.

Now I can't— where's my stop loss? Oh, it's back up there.

It's doing this stupid Wedge thing again. I hate the wedge. It's doing this stupid wedge. Probably the most irritating pattern is the fucking wedge.

Look, it touched the bottom of the wedge and bounced back up.

Like, it'll probably just go until the market opens, and then it'll go either up or down. It'll go woo.

Or it'll go— whoo!

I should have known that was gonna happen.

It never breaks out of the wedge until it gets to like there at the end of the wedge.

I hate the fucking wedge.

It's up £13 now. It would probably take another hour to get back down there again.

God fucking damn it, I fucking hate trading. I should have just gone out and done Uber Eats. Fucking irritating.

No.

I'm down £4.

Well,

I can't get my KickView account up.

Because to do that, you gotta do interesting things.

Ah, for fuck's sake.

Ah,

within 5 minutes you can be up £12 to be down £10. What a fucking joke.

Oh,

if you're gonna do that, can't you do the same for this side? Come back down then, fucking idiot.

I can't get my viewer count up because I've got an audience that wants me to do things that I don't want to do.

I have the wrong audience.

What my audience find interesting, I don't find interesting.

I don't want to do— if I had to do stuff that I don't want to do, I might as well get a fucking job.

The whole point of streaming and being a YouTuber is I do things I enjoy and you fucking watch it.

For some reason, I've got a fucking stupid audience that don't like what I like doing and want me to do things that I don't fucking want to do.

Why the fuck have I got this fucking audience? Fucking useless.

Yeah, people change. My interests changed over the years. For some reason, the audience didn't change at all.

Yeah, I had breakfast, but the hash browns look weird. I think I had to chuck them in the bin because it was like all gray looking. Bacon smelled kind of funny too, but it says it goes off in 10 days.

Not fair. PewDiePie changed what he did and his audience stuck around,

still gets the same views he was getting years ago.

He built his audience off of gaming stuff.

Now he just does boring life vlogs with his baby or his kid, or talking about stupid boring stuff like Linux. Still gets millions of views.

I share loads of stuff about my life. I just shared the water meter drama.

PewDiePie doesn't share his relationship. When, when does he ever talk about like some problem he and Marzia having?

Um, I wasted the whole day when I could have been doing Uber Eats, making a guaranteed £70. Instead, I've lost £13 plus £24.

Yeah, I mean, good news is I got my water bill reduced to zero, and they— so basically I get my water for free this 3 months because I overpaid the other 3 months with the incorrect reading, and I've got £25 credit back.

So no water bill.

That means I just got to focus on paying for the rent.

From content to charts. What content? Oh, I cheated on my wife. Well, am I supposed to just have wives and cheat on them for the rest of my life for content?

Yeah, like age 45, I'm on wife number 4, guys. I cheated again. Whoops. What kind of fucking retarded life is that that you think I want to lead? What, you think in 10 years' time I'm still going to be making content about cheating on my wife? Grow the fuck up, people.

Do you think I'm just— my whole life is gonna be about cheating and having wives? Well, my whole life is just gonna be 90 Day Fiancé,

wife number 10. What, what the fuck do you think was gonna happen?

Fuckin' annoying audience.

I can't believe that. It's up £12. Why didn't I just fucking take it? I never take the profit and then it ends up going red.

Okay, we're coming back down now.

It's like, um, Big No-Neck Ed, you know, that 90 Day Fiancé guy. People only found him entertaining because he was so stupid and dislikable. The irony of a guy who looks like that complaining about how a woman looks or is, is pretty good comedy.

I wonder what he does now. Didn't they both make YouTube channels and then he had to disable his comments because he was getting so much hate?

I like this guy called Mr. EV. He's this British guy with an Italian wife. All his content is, is about EVs and like cost of living in his house, and he talks about his bills and like his solar panels,

and I really enjoy the videos. I think, God, that guy's life must be so great. Got a beautiful wife. Make videos with, got a lovely audience where he can like show his family and his house and his friends and family. He doesn't have to worry about fucking freak weirdos and doxxing.

And then he could just make nice content about, I don't know, how much money he earned from his solar panels or some EV he's testing out. God, I wish I was him.

But he's such a nice, friendly, wholesome guy,

and I'm just so full of anger and toxicity.

I'll never be able to get an audience like that.

He's got a house, owns his house, so he can like get windows and solar panels.

If I got a house, there's no way I'd film it.

Stupid trolls end up trying to mess with it.

Come on, come back down into the wedge. Cheated me out of this profit. At least come back down.

The annoying thing about the car is trying to— I'm trying to save the battery by not having the aircon on, but if I don't have it on, all the windows mist up, so I have to have it on. I put it on the minimum setting.

So it blows out cold air, not hot air.

But then I start getting a bit cold in the car. But if I don't have it on, all the stupid windows start misting up.

Sometimes it'll be fine without the aircon on, and then it'll just suddenly, randomly, for no apparent reason, just suddenly start misting up.

I've tried those dehumidifying beanbag things. They don't work.

The most irritating thing about driving a car is when the glass— when you can't see or the sun blinds you and the road turns into like a mirror of sunlight.

I don't know who I'm competing against.

There's some white people, some foreign people.

Usually the foreign people hang around McDonald's and fast food.

I don't know why it's always the staff. At the fast food place or the supermarkets are always white, but the people doing deliveries are mostly not white.

Like the McDonald's staff in the kitchen, all white.

Why don't they do delivery work?

How's being in the McDonald's kitchen any better?

I can't believe I was up £12 and I'm down £13.

Yeah, I mean, they do look kind of young. Probably can't afford to get a car. They're probably like 18 or 20. They're probably like 17 to 19. Maybe it's their first job.

Getting a car when you're that young is expensive because the insurance is really expensive. I got lucky because I started driving late, so I'm older, which means my insurance isn't as expensive.

I don't see how Uber Eats is not stable.

People always going to want home delivery.

Restaurants always going to want to be able to sell the products to people at home as well. Why not? Extra money for them.

So unless Uber Eats management really screws everything up where they go out of business,

I don't see why it would be unstable.

Trading is so boring.

Is there any news today? I didn't check.

What day is it? Wednesday.

Oh, non-farm employment change. Red folder, 8:15 AM. It's in about an hour. IS PMI Services, 10 AM.

Unemployment claims tomorrow.

That's probably why it's wedging.

Don't know if I'm starting to regret my decision to stay at home today.

Oh,

I've got to sit here for 6 hours staring at this fucking chart.

Oh, yesterday was pretty crazy.

Where is it? Yeah, it was this, wasn't it? It went whoosh, back down, back up, back down. Massive movements.

The problem is I don't have the overnight EV tariff. Costing me so much to charge my car up.

£10 for a full charge when it should be like £3, really. I don't understand why I can't get a smart meter here. Why is there no WAN coverage?

Living in the middle of nowhere sucks.

I left— I accidentally left my heating on again overnight. What is wrong with me?

That's nearly £2.80 of wasted electricity.

Second time it's happened now.

I feel like I'm making such stupid mistakes recently, like telling the water company I'm using 20 cubic litres a month. And then wondering why my bill was so expensive,

and then leaving the stupid heating on overnight.

Oh, it's like I'm getting dementia,

making such stupid weird mistakes.

Yeah, they gave me a refund, £25. They, they brought my bill for this quarter down to zero and then gave me back £25 because I think my last bill was £130, which I overpaid. So they gave me back £25 because, yeah, really I should be spending £30 a month. So that brought my bill down to £100 for

the 3 months.

No, I'm not owed more than £25. What are you talking about?

Because I paid £130 last month. Yeah,

I only paid £100 because they gave me £25 cash back, but they also reduced my bill for this quarter down to 0 from 200, which means

that I don't pay anything for this quarter. Plus I got— I don't really know what the exact calculations were, but I mean, I'm pretty happy about it because I think I paid 180 the first quarter. And then the second quarter I paid £130,

and then this quarter I paid nothing

and £25 cashback, which means I only paid £280 for 3 quarters, which is 9 months, which means I'm paying £31 per month. If you divide £280 by 9 months. Yeah, £31, that's what it should be.

So I think it makes sense.

And the next quarter would be in February.

So I'd probably have to pay £70 because I've got £25 in credit.

I was really stressed out thinking I was gonna have to pay a £200 bill.

And if I listen to what the first guy said on the phone, he was like, oh, it's a catch-up bill, talking rubbish.

Catch up my backside.

The only reason it was £200, because I stupidly put in an insanely high reading.

So what is it breaking out the wedge already?

I should probably switch long.

Oh shit, I didn't mean to press that.

Switch long,

we're going up.

Oh, well, pal, up to about

Oh God, now I've got to make 17 plus 24 plus 50. No way I'm making that.

I've got to make back what I lost plus the £50.

It's just impossible.

Basically, I need to make £100, so I would need it to like go up there.

Could happen.

But it will take all day if it was gonna happen.

It also needs to break this line.

Like, that would be— seems like a reasonable trade. And you would just set this and leave it and go off and do something else, wouldn't you? Not just sit here staring at it all day.

Would be the best way to do it.

I feel like the more you zoom in like that, the more you freak out over

like tiny little moves like this.

Whereas you zoom out and look at the bigger picture.

But it's hard not to just stare at it and get freaked out.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

I feel like maybe I should have gone out and done Uber Eats.

Do Uber with my car? What, passengers? I don't know how you do it. Well, let me ask AI.

How do I go from delivering food to passengers on Uber Eats?

You need to meet Uber's requirements for rideshare drivers.

Update your profile and go to account work hub. You'll see option to start process for rideshare driving.

I really— I swear I've seen every part of the app and I haven't seen that.

Where is it?

I don't think we have DoorDash in the UK.

What did it say?

Go to Account and then Work Hub. There's no Work Hub.

Hmm, EV Hub delivery only.

I don't understand.

No, I'm not using AI.

There's no button account.

Security.

I don't see this work hub.

I don't see work hub.

Button. Switch from Uber Eats to Uber Rides. You need to go through Uber's Greenlight Hub. Meet UK's licensing requirements. Oh, you must hold a private hire driver's license called a PCO license in London. Why in London?

And the private hire vehicle license from your local council.

You need to book an appointment at your nearest Uber Greenlight hub. What a load of fussing.

What steps do I do living in Devon?

You must first get a private hire driver license from your local council.

You have to be 21 years old, hold UK driving license, right to work, blah blah blah. I need to contact my local council.

Background check, medical examination, English language test, topographical skill test. Get a private hire vehicle license.

Once you have a council-issued license, book an appointment at Uber Greenlight Hub.

PCO license.

PCO license.

So I gotta do background check, costs £60. I gotta do a medical test, £80.

I gotta pass a topographical skills assessment. Ensure you're able to use an A to Z guide to locate places. What is this, 19 fucking 89? It's 2025. We've got Google Maps.

You've got to pass a topographical skills assessment so you can use an A to Z guide to locate places as well as plan routes from one point to another.

Uber Ignition Center, which is based in London. Well, I gotta go to London. What a fucking joke.

Total cost to get a PCO license could be up to £700.

Valid for 3 years.

Oh, I can't be bothered. Why do they make it so hard?

How is it any different carrying a lump of meat called a human being than a McDonald's?

I

can't be bothered.

TFL application form.

Transport for London.

Does it even make more money than delivering food? It better do.

Nah, I don't want to do it anyway. It's the idea of having random strangers in my car is kind of weird.

I remember Ice doing streams in his car doing Uber passengers. I wonder if he got banned for doing that. Seems like something you get banned for. Filming the customers without them knowing.

Well, I mean, he did say he was doing stream, but by that point they— it was too late. They were already on the stream. Register.

Are you existing applicant? No.

Password. Oh, why won't

it let me?

Please click— ah, I've got to read them.

Activate account.

Uh, okay, why don't you online customer account? What do I have to do then?

PHV driver license.

Apply for new taxi driver license.

Which one? Select this option to apply for a new private hire vehicle license. You'll be required— select this option to apply for a new taxi black cab driver's license.

Is it PHP then?

Oh, it says if I'm in Devon, you do not apply on TfL website, you apply through local council's licensing department.

TfL website only if you're in London.

Apply through local council— what's website for Devon Council BCO license.

Westborough— West Devon Borough Council.

Stupid. I mean, what if I leave Devon? Then what?

Okay, I found it. Taxi licensing. Is it taxi driver license or private hire vehicle license?

Do I apply for taxi license or private vehicle?

God, I hate this keyboard.

Private hire driver license. Okay,

next.

Um, private hire vehicle. What's a Hackney carriage vehicle? New license, have them posted. No, no.

Number of seats, 5. Vehicle model, Citroën.

VIN. Body type SUV. I don't know, my bin. I got it here.

Where

is it?

Oh, the number's so fucking long.

I hate

typing in registration numbers.

Oh, why is everything so annoying in life? Type this in into that. Provide this, provide that.

Uh, it says CCTV. No,

small SUV

insurance name.

Oh, fucking hell.

Now I'll get my insurance number.

Oh, policy number.

Start date.

Next. Issuing garage. What?

Oh, MOT.

Wait, what?

My car is still under 3 years old, so it hasn't done MOT.

How do I do that then?

I'll put a random number then, whatever.

Uh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh my fucking God, I've got upload V5 insurance certificate,

public liability insurance certificate. What the fuck is that? MOT certificate. I don't have MOT certificate.

The car's still under 3 years old. I haven't done MOT. Oh, I can't be bothered with this.

I got V5 and I got the insurance certificate. I don't have— what's a public liability insurance certificate?

Proof you hold public liability insurance covers you if a member of the public suffers.

So I need to apply for a

Tick below to confirm that you upload relevant supporting documents.

I don't have a— because I haven't even started.

AskUberDriver.

I can't be bothered, it's too much hassle.

FTA standard vehicle test certificate.

It also—

my car is under 3 years old, so I haven't done MOT yet.

Mm-hmm.

Or maybe I'll just provide those 2 things.

So I'll just take a picture of it.

And then

Upload file.

This is so annoying. Why is everything like— everything is so annoying in modern life.

So many things you apply for, sign up for. Provide this, provide that

certificate.

I download my certificate.

It won't let me not add it.

What if I just— meh, if I added MOT, what if I just upload the same thing?

I just upload the same thing for all of them.

Oh, I got paid £24.

To apply—

fuck off.

The fee for electric vehicle is £24.

I'm trying to apply for a taxi license, but they want MOT. I haven't done MOT. Because my car's still 3— less than 3 years old.

And then they want like a standard vehicle test certificate,

and then I don't have those. And then they also want me to pay £24 to apply. I can't be bothered.

Fucking stupid. Dumb process. Make it so hard.

To make money.

I'm not gonna go and pay for an MOT just to get stupid things, or I'm gonna apply for a stupid license.

I'll just stick to food.

Does it even pay more money than delivering food and groceries?

Why bother?

More upfront costs: PHV license, medical, DBS, council fee, hire and reward insurance.

You must really want to be a taxi driver to go through all that bullshit when you could just deliver McDonald's.

What a load of fuss.

I mean, where would you even go to? Who even gets an Uber ride in Devon anyway? You would have to, like, go camp outside Heathrow Airport and hope you can get a passenger who lives in Devon. So then you, like, take them home and then you go home yourself.

So, oh yeah, I'll drive 4 hours to Heathrow Airport. Well, maybe go to Exeter Airport.

No, I can't be bothered.

Up £6.

4 minutes until

non-farm employment change. Red folder.

Wait, what? Oh, it's Wednesday today.

Oh, it comes out in 3 minutes. I thought that was the number.

Come on, ripping! I want to make £100.

One, one, one.

One, one, one.

Or maybe I'd get a job driving one of those big vans for Asda or something.

I don't know, I mean, why not just— I don't know, I don't see the point.

What do I do when I'm not trading or working? I've been watching Amazon Prime recently. I watched this Resident Evil movie yesterday. Yeah, I, I remember now who that woman's from. I remember seeing her before and thinking she looks quite nice. She was from Skins, and she was also in The Gentlemen that I watched in Thailand.

She looked way better in the Resident Evil movie than she does in Gentlemen. She looks kind of rough in The Gentlemen series.

Yeah, well, I started watching stuff alone now.

'Cause I just, I don't have stuff to watch on YouTube anymore. I used to just watch YouTube, but I'm bored of YouTube.

I don't understand why they made another Resident Evil movie when there was already a Resident Evil movie that came out like 20 years ago.

But that one was not like,

not really like the video game. The one I watched yesterday was more, it was closely following the video game but kind of different. Like the trucker guy gets bitten by his dog instead of bitten by the woman he hits.

Well, I'm up £12,

and the zombies were weird in it. They could talk in the beginning before they turned into full zombies. And they could also run, which is not realistic.

1 minute until nonfarm payroll, nonfarm employment change.

It's out. Uh-oh.

No,

was it good or bad? Pending.

Expected is 5K, it was -32K. What is that, good or bad?

Previous was 42K, now it says -32K.

I don't understand what that means.

Ripping.

What do you mean -32k?

Oh, this AI.

What's this mean and is it good or bad?

What does ADP mean? This means 32,000 jobs were lost in the private sector.

That's not good. The forecast was to gain 5K jobs, but the results were we lost 32K jobs. Is it going to tank then? That's not very good.

A negative number means fewer jobs, which signals weakness in hiring.

Weak job growth often pressures US dollar lower since it suggests lower economic momentum.

The release is worse than expected, loss of $32K versus a gain of $5K. Oh shit,

maybe I get out of that.

Oh,

will it make stocks go down?

Increase the risk of stocks falling in the short term.

Ah, shit.

And it rejected off that line again.

Maybe I get out.

Uh-huh, my £15.

No, go short!

Now it's going up.

Now it's going down.

Close the long, go short.

Come on, it's tanking.

But if growth— if job growth is weak, investors may expect Federal Reserve to cut interest rates sooner. Lower rates often boost stocks. Well, then it's bullish.

I better get out then. I don't know. It says bad. But if it means it makes them gonna cut the rates, then that's good.

Fuck's sake.

Well then, go long.

Put stop loss there.

No,

no,

no, not get my stop loss.

Ah, fuck's sake.

I mean, that looks pretty bad, the rejection.

I lost £50 today.

Go short.

Just fucking do it. Oh my God, I'm long and short at the same time.

Maybe I'll close, close my long.

Let this go up and then I'll close it.

Okay, close my long.

Put— lose £27. Jesus.

That could make £80 if it goes down there.

All right, I have chosen my direction. I'm going short.

Oh God,

fuck my account.

I lost nearly £60 today.

Damn, it rejected exactly off there.

Yeah, I'm starting to feel like this trading thing's just not possible.

And the times I do win, it's not because of skill, it's purely luck. It's not because I saw some genius setup or anything.

Damn, still look ripped.

Down 15 pounds.

Oh.

Come on, tankin'.

So many Amazon vans and vans outside.

Postman van, every van's here, Amazon van's here.

Everyone else just working hard to make money because they have the brains to realize

that this is not a good plan

to make money.

I mean, it could easily rip up to there, couldn't it?

I'd lose £147.

Now the neighbor can't get into the driveway because there's all these vans blocking.

Higher high, higher low, higher high, higher low, higher high, higher low, higher high, higher low.

Didn't break the down— I mean, didn't break the uptrend, so why are you going short?

Oh no, 956.

No,

I went short exactly where it bottomed. I can't believe it. Now I'm gonna go long exactly at the top. You just watch.

I've timed the bottom exactly. Oh my God, look at that! That's insane. How can I time the bottom perfectly but in the wrong direction? I can't believe it.

And then it will rip and I'll be like, oh no. And then I'll go long up there and then I'll close that and then it will tank.

So whatever you feel, do the opposite. Right now I'm feeling like I want to go long,

so stay short. Okay, see, look, it's working. See?

Now I'm feeling like I want to go more short, so I should go long here, shouldn't I?

Wait, what am I really feeling?

I'm feeling like I want to go long. No, wait, no, now I'm feeling like yes, it's tanking.

Oh, I should have gone long.

I think when you feel like you should have put in more shorts, then you go long. When you feel like, oh, I should have gone long, then you should go short.

Hmm,

if it broke that line,

then that would confirm— might start confirming downtrend.

Uh, come on, tanking.

What's Weeaboo saying?

Rug pull in 55 minutes. Puts will print.

$32K layoff doesn't mean anything.

Hmm,

not much happening.

I can't be bothered playing Ark Raiders. It's too late anyway, it's probably not trending anymore.

I'm getting wrecked.

Down £20.

Maybe I'll switch long.

Why does it keep doing that?

Switch long.

I lost £70 today. What am I doing?

I lost all the money I made yesterday on Uber Eats.

I really gotta stop this. I think people were right. I need to just give this up. This is fucking stupid. This is so fucking stupid. I don't know what I'm doing anymore.

I have no idea what I'm doing anymore. I can't do this.

I just— I don't have the patience for it. I mean, you're supposed to wait for a setup.

There's no fucking setup,

so I'm bored, so I'm just clicking.

It's just fucking— nothing's happening.

Do something, fucking market.

What is that? Oh. I didn't close the short. I thought I closed the short.

Ah.

Now I gotta make back £65 to make back what I lost. I need market to go here.

Take profit here, £120.

Easy money.

Put a stop loss there.

I can't play Chivalry for 5 hours, that's the problem.

You know what I think?

I think you might as well pick a random direction in the morning and then set your profit to like £100 with a stop loss £50

and then go to work and then just let it do whatever.

We either made £100 or you lost £50. It's just eeny meeny miny moe.

You're gonna either make £100 or lose £50.

Because it's so hard to do this without distractions.

Set it up there. £500 profit, no stop loss.

That would take a month, wouldn't it?

It's bunching up against this line

like it's going to break out.

Whoa, silver ripping.

Bitmine's doing a bit better. I wonder if Bitmine reversed yet.

But that looks like it reversed here. Higher, higher low, but it kept tanking.

Look, inverse head and shoulders.

Didn't really make a higher low though.

Uh, go.

That's the thing, at the end of the day, you just don't know which way it's gonna go. If someone knew, then no one knows.

And I'm down £10.

I've got 45 minutes to go.

Today's Wednesday.

I think I'll have— I should eat the chicken wings so I can chuck the bones out tomorrow.

I've got this idea to make a cauliflower steak, treat it like it's actual beef.

So I would boil it first and then I'd cut it into like a slice so it looks like a steak. I'd boil it and then fry it in butter. And add garlic powder

and thyme— oh no, rosemary— and see if it's like an actual steak.

Cooking with Daniel, how to make cauliflower steak.

Put a fried egg on top.

Could be pretty good.

Do Uber Eats tomorrow.

I'm not going to make any money doing this, am I?

What happened to, oh, I want to lose £40 a day? It's been 3 days, been 3 days, I've lost £60. I've lost £20 a day, not made £40 a day. I was like, all I gotta do is make £40 a day.

Not making nothing.

I thought, um, EV charger installation as a job seems all right.

Seems like they do it alone. They just show up to the client's house, drill some holes.

I wonder how many qualifications you need,

but then you got to talk to the client and like discuss where it's going to be installed and stuff.

But I'm quite into EVs, so maybe I'd enjoy it.

You need

qualified electrician with Level 3 electro-technical qualification, hold the 18th edition wiring regulations

and complete a specialist EV charge point installation course,

NVQ or equivalent electro-technical qualification,

EV charging course,

You need a Competent Person Scheme membership, allows you to self-certify installations under building regulations. OZEV approval.

Be a qualified electrician, Level 3 plus 18th edition.

How long will it take as someone who only has GCSEs?

Level 2 Electrical Installation Diploma, 1 year full-time.

Level 2 Electrical Installation Diploma. Level 3 Electro-Technical Quali, 2 to 3 years, often done as apprenticeship. 18th Edition Wiring Regulations, a few days to a week.

EV charger installation course, 3 to 5 days. If you go full-time college, 3 to 4 years from GCSEs. Fuck that.

3 to 4 years of training before you can legally install EV chargers at home.

Does it need degree?

Don't need a degree.

Surely it doesn't take 4 years. You just drill a fucking hole and put the thing on the wall.

Why does it need 4 years of training to do that? Chimpanzee could do it. How much would that cost?

College course, £3,000 for level 2. Level 3, £3,000 to £6,000. Total cost, self-funded college route, £6,000 to £10,000.

Yeah, no thanks.

You need the level 3 electro-technical NVQ

The problem is it'll be boring and then I wouldn't be able to concentrate.

I can't be bothered.

4 years.

Why is everything in life so difficult?

Doomed to wage slave at minimum wage.

Doomed to a life of being a nobody. No power, no influence.

It's too hard. 4 years?

And it's boring.

The only cool thing about it is you just show up at some house and then you drill a hole in a wall.

If this was the 1800s, I'd probably live a life of crime and then botch it up and get arrested.

I'd like try and rob a bank or something,

or a train, and then blow myself up with the dynamite by accident.

YouTube was— YouTube was my only way out from a life of suckery. And then I blew that too.

I didn't put in the work when I was younger. I just, you know, flew off to Japan, had sex, had a good time. Now I'm nearly 40, I've got nothing to show for it. Could have been grinding that electrical qualification.

In my 20s, and then I'd be a certified EV home installer by now.

Now my brain's destroyed with an entire lifetime of hedonism.

Because you just think, oh, I'm going to die in a couple of decades. Might as well have a good time.

But the, the problem with that plan is you don't die. I mean, that plan only makes sense if you know you're going to die, like when you're 30 or 40. But it's more likely that you're not going to die.

I mean, I don't want to die,

but I lived a life as if I was going to die in 10 years.

Why is everything so hard in

life?

Back to Uber Eats tomorrow.

Oh God.

Oh Jesus.

Uh, oh my God, I'm down 40 fucking pounds.

Down £50.

Switch all in short.

Uh, my account,

I made about £100 now. If it goes down to there, I'll make my money back.

Put my stop loss there.

Ah,

I hate this.

I hate my life.

I just lost another £50.

Why was I in a better mood on YouTube? Because I had a good shift and I made £80. I didn't have to use public charger.

Up £16, and

now I just— I've lost £100 today. Wow, I'm up £30. See, this is the thing, you'll be like, oh well, I'm up £30, and then it'll fucking bounce.

Look.

It will just rip. It will tank a little bit.

Now what happened?

You gotta wait for the big move.

See, if I just waited for that, I would have made this money instead of losing £100 first.

Come on, give me back my £100. Up £45. Up £50. Wow.

About 55.

Up

60. Come on, tanking.

It's gonna bounce here, isn't it?

Come on, damn, I'm up 70 pounds.

I'm nearly back at 1,000. Like, so stupid.

Come on, tank it.

Holy shit, are you kidding?

I'm up £96.

Damn, I'm back at 1,000.

This is probably when she should take profit, when I got that grin on my face.

Come on, just a tiny bit more. Come on, a bit more.

I'm out! Yes! Fuck you, market! Fuck it, I got my £100 fucking back, bitch!

Back at £1,000. Yeah, damn, I just made £100 from that. Now if only I did that instead of messing about all morning. I lost— I spent all morning losing £100 only to make it back.

Now, now go long.

All in long.

Stop loss there. I put my stop loss here.

No, no,

fucking hell, no!

Come back! No!

Give him back my £20,

you fucking bitch!

Oh!

Now

bouncing,

bouncing.

Come on, bouncing.

Bouncing.

No,

no.

Up £2.

Up £5.

Whoa.

It's spasming.

Come on, SPY.

Come on, it's

36 on oversold.

That has to be the bottom.

I don't like MACD.

No, no,

all

in the short.

Long and short at the same time.

Stop loss

at—

take £5.

All in short again.

No,

orange.

Hey.

Well, whoa,

take

£13. Oh my God.

I'm gonna get banned on Trading 212 doing this.

Whoa,

up £10,

take £10. Oh my God.

I'm losing my mind.

Only a shot again.

Close that. Oh my God, my heart's pounding.

Come on, SPY is at 35 RSI.

Last time it was at 35, it was there where it bottomed.

Reloading.

No, come back.

Whoa, am

I back at 1,000? Yeah, I am.

Bouncing now.

Bouncing,

bouncing.

Come on, bouncing.

Yeah, come on, Spy.

Yeah, boy!

Oh no, no!

It's not gambling, guys. This is the strategy.

I'm getting dopamine rush. Up £6.

Up £10.

Whoa, look at my account! £1,020.

Rip it!

Come on, ripping! Imagine Traveling Trader doing this.

No, come

on. No,

no, no.

No,

wait, what's that low?

Oh, it's a fair value gap.

It could keep going down a bit more. All in short,

They all know.

Come on, give me £5.

Oh,

oh,

no.

Hey.

Oh,

oh,

oh, no, I don't like that short. I don't like that short.

The short's not shorting.

Fuck. Yeah, I am taking it seriously.

Um, when's it gonna bouncing?

Come on, bouncing.

Maybe there's SMT. I know SMT.

Do you think that's the Baosheng?

Come on, Baosheng!

Oh my fucking God.

Okay, sure.

We're bouching or not bouching?

Come on, all it's got to do is bouching a little bit.

A spider.

Ah, it won't bow. Shing. There you go. Sure.

I don't know, maybe it bottomed.

It's kind of stopped moving now. The hell?

I'm back at 1,000 exactly.

No, you.

Do I have any idea what's happening? Yeah, it's trying to bashing.

Come on.

Oh.

Come on, Baosheng! Maybe I'll just take that.

Yeah, yeah,

come on, bearishing then.

Put 50% short here.

What you gonna do?

Market open in 4 minutes.

Damn, I can't believe I got £100 from that one trade.

I think we got Baosheng.

Come on,

Baosheng! I'm back at where I was this morning. What a pointless waste of time.

What a waste of time that was. Maybe I make 100 on the way back up.

I'm scared.

Every other time when it bouncings, it rips hard, but not this time.

2 minutes market open. Should I get out the trade before market open?

Might get out.

I'm getting out. 1013.

My thesis is

you got fair value gap here.

Yeah, I would have made £100 if I didn't lose all the money. I lost £100 and I made it back. I spent the whole morning losing £100 only to make it all back in one trade. How fucking stupid.

Yeah, there's a—

where is it? You got a fair value gap there.

That might have been the bottom.

And then you've got, got London low. Oh, market's open now.

I think maybe it taps more into that fair value gap.

All in long— I mean short. Fuck.

Ah, ah, ah, down 10 pounds. Get out of this.

Oh, get out of it, get out of it.

I want to go 50% long

just in case that was the bashing. If it wasn't, I'll put another 50% in down there.

Great. Maybe there's SMT here. Oh, there's not.

Whoa, up £10! Whoa,

whoa, ripping, tanking.

Oh God.

If it gets back there, I make £50.

Iron hands,

iron hands. Oh,

ah, should have went all in long, not 50%. I would have been up £40.

Maybe it rips.

Damn, damn, I should have went all in long. I only went in half.

Come on, ripping.

Hey.

I don't know,

day trading on the 4-hour candlestick.

Whoa, tanking.

Half an long.

25% long, small risk.

The fuck?

Whoa, silver ripping!

Oh Jesus, I need

iron nerves.

See, the best trades are not with setups, it's with momentum.

When it's spasming violently It's so easy to make money. I just made £100 after losing £120, but whatever.

The hardest thing, the easiest way to lose money is when nothing's happening like that and you try and trade that and you just get chopped up. See, if you just waited for that big move, you wouldn't have lost all the money from there.

This kind of looks like PO3.

You got consolidation, manipulative move, and then the real move will be whoosh.

What, what, what do you mean can't load data?

What, why can't it load data?

The hell is that? Titan.

There's beta in 20 minutes.

And weird, it's not really doing anything now even though market opened.

Come on.

Thank you.

Wow, wow, no! Come back, come back.

Oh God.

Oh God, oh God,

oh God.

Oh, oh, oh,

I'm down 30 pounds. No, no.

Oh God, I just lost 30 pounds.

Oh, Jesus.

Um, back below 1,000. Come on, Baoxing.

Whoa. Oh, oh.

What's it doing? What is that?

Tankin'. Whoa.

Ah, keeps stopping me out.

No, come back.

Why?

Ah, come back.

Oh,

put my stop loss—

ah,

keeps stopping me out.

The hell is going on?

Uh, it's not doing anything.

Wow. Ah, ah,

no.

Come down, down,

down, down, down.

Come on down.

Oh, I'm out. Fucking hell, how am I back below 1,000?

Oh God.

It's just going in a line now.

Ah,

oh.

Come, go down. No.

Oh my God.

No, don't go down.

Whoa.

Go down.

Ah, where you going?

Down.

No,

whoa,

whoa.

Hey,

hey.

Oh my God, this price action is

wild.

The hell?

Uh, zeigen.

960. Oh my God.

Oh,

where you going?

Oh God,

where you going? No!

No,

come back.

No, come back. Yeah, come back. Yeah, yeah,

fuck's sake. 950. Fucking hell.

Now I think it's going up.

Put more longs.

Mm-hmm.

I want my thousand back.

Oh, 4 minutes until data.

Where are my hula hoops?

Trading lucky hula hoops.

Oh, what is that? Look at that.

Deformed hula

hoop.

Where's data?

Uh, 10 AM. ISMM services PMI in 1 minute.

Ah, my hula hoop. Ah, I dropped it.

Where'd it go?

No, I don't like engineering. Wow, ripping.

Come on, ripping!

Come on,

bait is out. What are you waiting for?

It was 52.6 above the 52 forecasted, which is good. Data came out good.

Where's the ripping then?

Come on, I need 20 pounds.

Ripping.

I'm up £35.

No,

maybe I'll close one.

Come on, ripping.

Naja.

Why is it stopping there?

I'm still below 1,000. I can't believe it.

Hmm, no.

No,

damn, Tesla at $440.

Stuck in the middle now.

Ah.

Oh,

oh, oh.

Oh, why did it stop ripping?

All in

long.

Uh,

I put that there.

Come on, Rippen.

Come on, rip in.

No.

Oh,

come on, ripping.

No.

Oh no.

All in show.

Oh no, no,

fucking hell,

no.

Lost £10.

Are you kidding me? I just closed the fucking short. Fucking hell.

All in short,

Whoa! Oh my God!

Oh.

All in long.

No, no, no, no.

Come on, go fucking go up,

go up.

Oh.

Oh my God.

Why won't it go up? Fucking stupid thing.

Go up.

Oh, this is boring.

I hate it when it does this.

Just go up.

Ah, let's play Chivalry 2, maybe.

Go

up.

Okay, all in long.

I'm down £32. All in short.

All in short, no.

Wow,

wow, oh, tanken!

Oh, oh, oh my God!

Good thing I went short. Jesus fucking Christ, up £20.

What was that?

Now what?

I can't move my account anymore because I'm all in long and short at the same time. Suck it!

Loser market is stupid.

Wow, tiger!

Wow!

Tanken. Hmm. Yeah, I work out in the morning.

10 reps, 12 kg. 16 reps lifting from floor, and then 15 reps, 7 kg.

Come on, ripping!

No.

Oh, oh,

oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No.

Whoa,

whoa.

Rippen.

Come on, ripping!

Wow, Tesla's ripping. 440.

Come on, Ribbon.

96. I need £40. Come on,

for fuck's sake.

Come on.

Just ripping already.

I want to watch that Mel Gibson movie Apocalypto.

It looks like Bone Tomahawk, but instead of North American natives, it's got South American natives killing each other.

I don't know if that Aztecs or Incas or whatever.

I don't know how to spell apocalypto.

Apocalypto. Maya people.

Uh, Maya more powerful than Incas and Aztecs? Why were the Native American tribes so brutal?

What is with all the, like, cutting hearts out and rituals and sacrifices and scalping? Oh my God.

Aztec Empire was most military dominant. Maya civilization was most advanced culturally and scientifically. Yeah, so advanced, cutting each other's hearts out.

Did— were they South American tribes?

Oh, Mex. So what, Central America?

Mesoamerican civilizations.

Did they ever come into contact with North American tribes like Apaches or Pawnees?

No. Did not have direct contact with North American tribes,

but they came from the same lineage, didn't they?

Broader family of indigenous civilizations in the Americas. Yeah, but they all came from Siberia over the Bering Strait, didn't they?

I mean, they all kind of look the same, don't they? Dark hair, dark skin.

Did Mesoamerican tribes also scalp?

Yes, there's evidence Mesoamerican peoples, including Aztecs, practiced scalping.

Did this scalping culture come from Siberia?

Why do they all do the scalping thing?

Scalping existed but was secondary to human sacrifice. Scalping in North America— scalping became more central after The Europeans introduced bounties for native skulls.

Why, why does the Americas seem to make humans fucked up?

Like, even the Europeans who migrated to the Americas became all fucked up too. Even to this day, they're all like shooting each other. There's something about the continent of America that like fucks up the human brain.

Why is it such a savage, brutal continent?

Fucking tanking.

God, I'm fucking down 926.

And when I go short, it fucking goes up.

Why does it go up when I short and then I close my short?

Oh God,

I should have just called it a day with this massive tank.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Ripping! What was that?

Ripping and tanking.

Come on. Is that all you got?

Oh, for fuck's sake, not down again.

Come on, ripping.

Yeah, ripping.

Come on, ripping.

Do not make me go short. No.

No,

sure.

Oh,

ripping!

I'm still not back at 1,000. How is that possible? Come on, fucking ripping! That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm talking about.

Come on, rip it.

Still not back at 1,000. I must have lost so much.

Okay, and chopped out.

Oh,

come on, do the big fat green one.

Ah,

wow.

Whoa,

I'm still not back at 1,000. Are you joking? Come on, stop being a prick.

Come on, 990.

Come on, 1,000!

Come on, 1,000!

No.

Ah.

I don't know why it does that.

Oh, for God's sake, I was so close to 1,000.

What a stupid day.

Oh, what's it doing? Why does it do that? Fucking stupid fucking website.

Being weird.

Come on.

What is it doing?

Yeah, maybe I'll take a nap and I'll wake up and I'm rich.

It's just pissing about now up in here.

Oh God,

this bousing took a very long time.

I want to get back to £1,000. Just needs to go up here.

Go,

come on, £15.

Why is it so scared?

Just go.

I'm £8 away.

Oh, God's

sake.

Come on.

Come on,

come on.

Come on,

come on.

Come on,

come

on, I'm £5 away. Oh no.

Fucking hell. Fine, I'll jinx it then. I've got all in short here.

Whoa, whoa.

Spasming.

Ah, stop that.

Fucking hell. Fucking let me put it in.

Jesus.

Come on, this is so fucking annoying. Just fucking do the thing you're gonna do anyway. You know you're gonna do it, just do it now.

Stupid fucking stock market pissing about.

Why is it stuck here?

Maybe I

make a pot noodle. Whoa.

I don't know about games. I don't play games. Chivalry 2 is pretty good.

Ah.

Come on, do something boring.

It's running out of steam.

I felt so stupid this morning scooping the water out of the drain. In front of all the neighbors. Why couldn't they put it somewhere more discreet?

A stupid water meter hole full of water.

I scooped out so much of it.

Yeah, I got out the water and I was able to read the meter, and I phoned the water meter company, told them the new reading, and they said I don't have to pay any money. They got rid of the whole £200 bill

and gave me £25 credit,

so that was pretty good.

Yeah, I was kind of freaking out. I was gonna have to pay £200 water bill, but now I have to pay zero and I've got £25 back, so pretty good.

It turns out I'm only using 3 cubic liters a month, not 20.

So close to 1,000.

Now it's kind of weak.

I'm at 980.

Whoa,

whoa.

Uh, maybe I'll put the stop loss there.

I'm scared this is going to tank all the way back down.

I think it's going to do that.

Total profit over the 3 days is -14. I wish there was profit. My record for profit was £24. I was up £1,024 this morning.

I sacrificed a day of not doing Uber Eats today so I could do this. I could have made £80 today Uber eating. Instead, I chose to take the day off and lose £15.

Well, I made £20 on Kick, I guess, so really I lose £50.

From not Uber Eating.

Stops me out and then goes back down anyway. Thanks a lot, you fucking prick.

Yeah, oh, take my stop loss and then go down anyway, you fuck.

You fucking fuck.

Oh, for fuck's sake.

Sick and tired of your fucking bullshit.

Just go up or go down. What is this?

Stupid humpback-looking fucking bitch. The fuck is that?

975.

No way is it shorting from that. You must be joking.

Really?

Oh, new 4-hour started. What time

is it? 4 o'clock.

Why won't it move?

Come on, I want my 1,000 back.

Just moon it,

moon it.

Oh God, come on,

go!

992.

994. It's like watching a snail crawling across the garden.

Oh, I don't know.

I've

got a toilet.

Nothing is happening.

I can't believe how boring this is.

Why won't it just do the thing?

Better not be going down.

Yeah, didn't think so.

Beach.

Don't even think about it.

Don't you dare.

I don't even know how you short AI or short Nvidia.

Gotta put rubbish out tonight.

Tanken.

Oh

God.

Tanken.

Whoa, whoa, good thing I went short.

Whoa,

damn.

£30.

Oh God.

Well,

I just saved myself £30. From shorting

that drop.

980. No, I don't want your stupid answers.

Don't need you. I don't need anyone.

Uh,

no,

no, come back.

Come on, rip in.

All in show.

8911.

It's not 891.

I think you're blind. It's 982.

Wow, wow,

whoa.

Wow.

Spasming.

It's not 15 hours to make -20. It's, uh, 3 plus 4, 7 hours actually.

Oh

no.

Ah, no.

Okay, we're going back up.

How's this different to what you're doing before?

Because I'm not holding overnight.

Come on, 1,000!

I just need it get back there. I'll get to 1,000.

All in short.

No,

come on, I'm so close to 1,000. Fucking hell,

988.

So stupid. Why is it just floating about there?

The problem with today is that

there's no setup. There's absolutely no setup. So the only thing you can trade today is luck. There's nothing to trade. Where's the setup?

The setup you could say is, oh, it bounced off this gap. Fair value gap, and then it made a higher high, higher low, higher high, higher low. Now we're stuck at this thing where it could reverse and then go.

Head and

shoulders. SMT divergence, go short.

Look, SMT,

it's going to crack, it's going to tank, it's going to crank, it's going to tank. SMT divergence, I told you, I told— didn't I tell you?

£8 up, £8.

Up £10.

Up

£9.

Up

12 pounds.

Up 13 pounds.

Oh

nee, toll.

Up

to about—

take my profit.

Should I take my profit? Well,

maybe.

Uh, maybe I'll take my profit. £10.

Yeah, I made loads of mukbang. I did a KFC everyday challenge in South Korea.

Now what? Tanking?

All in short,

Fuck

no. Oh, I'm down 12 pounds.

Thank you.

Come on,

people.

A bit more.

I'm out.

Oh, I'm scared it's gonna make a big red candle down there.

Oh.

Oh

God.

I was just imagining if Traveling Trader was like, all in short, guys,

and then everyone just goes short, and then it goes long, and everyone gets destroyed.

Just imagine Traveling Trader doing that. He'd lose all his subs. Everyone would be like, fuck you, I lost all my money because of you.

No, you have to picture Traveling Trader and him saying it, otherwise it's not funny.

God damn, this mark is boring.

Look, it's doing like a stupid algo trade now. Look, look at that. That's an algo exactly off this line. Stupid algos.

All the traders gone to lunch now.

All in short,

all in short,

see, told you.

What?

What? That's not what the algo said.

I'm back where I was before.

Oh, come on, I'm £6 from 1,000. £5 away.

Oh, for God's sake.

Day 3 masterclass day trading, I'm down £5.

The setup is we bounce off fair value gap there. Swept this liquidity to go up, but now we're at resistance.

Come on, £4!

I need £4. Oh, oh, pot noodle vomit.

Disgusting.

Come on, £3.

Yay, 1,000 back in

the profit!

Yay, I'm back to where I was 2 days ago!

Yay, now we're making money! All it took was 6 fucking hours.

1,008.

1,010.

1,009.