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Climbing a mountain in Kyoto
2019-07-28 · 11 min
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We're in Kyoto. $25 lunchbox. It's Snoopy. $25 for a bloody lunchbox? No thanks. What a fantastic view of a helicopter landing pad. Uh, so hot.
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0:07–0:48 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_0We're in Very hot in Kyoto today.
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0:51–0:58 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_1More escalators. Well, this station is weird. Look, it's like a massive hole in the ground.
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0:58–1:15 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_2So, but when she sent me a message, I don't have a choice.
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1:45–1:51 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_3We're in a tourist area.
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2:05–2:08 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_4I'm climbing a mountain.
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2:25–2:41 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_5Your bag's too small. I'm sweating.
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2:41–2:50 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_6Me too.
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2:50–2:52 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_7Oh, more steps. It's never-ending. We're still climbing. The mountain.
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2:52–3:15 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_8Oh, exhausting.
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3:15–3:18 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_9Are we at the top yet?
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3:18–3:20 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_10Oh yes, yes, yes. 20 minutes from here to reach the top.
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3:20–3:27 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_11How did they build a staircase up a mountain? Crazy. It's just so weird. Hundreds of years ago, they just decided to build a staircase up a mountain. Someone's living here.
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3:27–3:45 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_12Someone's living here.
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3:45–3:46 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_13Can you imagine living on a mountain? Weird. It's quite peaceful when there's no people around. Very peaceful. You can listen to the sounds of the jungle. Very nice.
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3:46–4:06 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_14Very quiet place. What's in here?
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4:08–4:18 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_15They'll tell me off again for filming. For some reason, the people who own these shops, they don't like me taking photos or videos around it.
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4:19–4:27 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_16Old man staring at us.
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4:27–4:28 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_17Apparently there was an old man sitting there staring at us. Spider.
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4:28–4:39 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_18Touch it.
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4:40–4:40 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_19It's nice and cool here. Waterfall flowing into a plastic bucket. What a beautiful scene. Go inside. No. Have a shower. Look at the plastic bucket. Stick insect. Sticky stick insect.
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4:46–5:14 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_20Sticky insect. Yeah, really?
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5:14–5:16 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_21Because it looks like a stick. We made it to the top. This is Mount Inari. Better than Mount Fuji. There's so many red gate things everywhere. Why are there so many? What is the point of these red gates? What do they mean?
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5:17–6:08 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_22I don't know.
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6:08–6:10 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_23You know nothing and you call yourself a Japanese woman? You don't know your own country. They got told off, not allowed to sit on the steps. No sitting. Get off the steps. We're at the top of Mount Inari. How do you feel?
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6:10–6:44 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_24Yeah, we achieved.
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6:44–6:48 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_25We achieved.
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6:48–6:49 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_26Yay! Look, they put spikes.
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6:49–7:00 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_27So you can't sit here. They put plastic spikes there. They're so sneaky. Give me water.
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7:10–7:20 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_28Take his stuff, take his stuff, steal it because it looks like a stick. Hey, how do you feel?
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7:20–7:51 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_29Bored.
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7:51–7:54 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_30You bored?
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7:54–7:55 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_31Very bored.
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7:55–7:56 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_32You anywhere you said bored, stupid monk.
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7:56–8:01 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_33I get her.
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8:11–8:12 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_34She doesn't even know how to use a camera.
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8:12–8:15 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_35Look, this is racist. Japanese only. Look, it's racist. Japanese only fortune telling. Foreigners not allowed. No sitting.
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8:16–8:32 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_36No.
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8:32–8:34 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_37No sitting.
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8:34–8:35 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_38Why are you here?
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8:35–8:37 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_39You're gonna get told off. Do not give food to monkeys. It is dangerous to see eyes with a monkey. Who's this? Something bit me.
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8:37–8:52 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_40So where?
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8:52–8:54 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_41Here.
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8:54–8:55 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_42Look, the skin getting wet.
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8:55–9:00 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_43So many insects everywhere. Disgusting insects. Yuck. Smells like smoke. They're having a barbecue. Barbecue in the mountains. Roast boar, roast monkey. What are they doing? They're praying.
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9:00–9:31 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_44Praying.
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9:31–9:32 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_45Very nice view. Why is he blowing a horn? Mr. Meow Meow.
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9:46–10:29 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_46Meow meow, another cat coming.
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10:29–10:31 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_47It's the cat from before.
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10:31–10:37 · rev_fe46fc03a1dbaa5612f0e367ef0654e5_48