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Hmm,

that's weird.

嗯。

It's cold.

It's just gonna be another boring day inside, raining again.

I already made, uh, £550 this week.

Not very good, is it?

Getting lazy.

Lazy and bored.

It's probably gonna rain all day.

Trying to get back into day trading.

Been slacking with it,

not doing any setups, just like randomly

going long, going short. Don't know what I'm doing anymore.

I don't know, I get bored trying to find a setup and I just press, um, all in long. Screw it.

Don't know why it's so hard.

Why is it so hard to do?

And I feel like you can do it, you can be okay at it, but then you get lazy or you get bored and then you just it all up.

Takes too much discipline.

So does everything, really. That's how I get banned or fired from everything. Do it well for a bit when you're in a good mental headspace, and then you get lazy and fed up,

and then it all fails. Just like YouTube as well, really. I mean, I had good mental headspace for a bit, making good videos, and They're a bit lazy, clickbaited.

Everything's like that really, isn't it?

Who's here?

Why should I apologize to TB? He should apologize to me. He was rude to me.

How is he here? I banned him. He's not here. What are you talking about?

Unless it's a fake TB. I banned the real one.

Well, if you didn't want hate from me, you shouldn't have been an annoying twat every day in the chat. Stop pissing me off and I won't be rude to you.

I'm hungry.

I need to make this food last another 10 days.

Hmm.

Burger.

Plastic chains.

Do you really think day trading is a scam and they're all just lying, or do you think it's actually possible? I don't know, sometimes.

Maybe it's just not possible for majority of people, but it's not impossible.

Yeah, but if you follow these strategies and rules and stuff, do you think it could be possible to be profitable.

I don't know.

I've kind of lost faith in it.

Investing's easy. I mean, you just like put bits of money into an ETF over the long term,

and it usually works out well.

I don't know how else to make money online.

I want a way to make money online that doesn't affect my personal life. That's the dream, isn't it?

No, I don't want to do voice acting.

Boring.

I'm not giving up on trading, it's just, hmm, I don't know, not really.

Believing it

much,

or it's just too hard.

I guess I'll wait until September for a crash.

Oh shit, hey, Banzai.

Conchi.

嗯。

Yeah, I bet Thailand isn't raining this much.

I don't think it's raining in Harrogate now. It rains in Devon all the time.

I feel like I can never go to Thailand now.

I've got all these girls I gotta wait for.

嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯。

How do I stop—

how do I stop the screen from timing itself out?

Oh girl, so bored. I feel trapped in my house. Nothing

to

do.

I feel sick

off that burger. Oh, a bit heavy for Breakfast.

Ah, what I'm for, Bora.

Wow, look at all that.

I wonder why there's a dark patch here. It was already there when I got here.

So domestic. There's nothing to do apart from clean the house.

Literally nothing to do but clean and cook and do laundry. So fucking boring.

It's like I'm paid to clean and cook.

What else is there to do in life, really?

Get a girlfriend, watch shows, eat food.

And then die in horrible pain. Great.

Going to Japan's not going to make me happy. I haven't been happy in Japan since Probably 2017.

And when I went to Chihiro's town and I stood outside of that apartment we used to live in, I felt so sad. It just made me feel like 5 years ago when I was living here in this building In this very room,

there were hundreds of thousands of people who loved me,

loved my channel.

This was the most famous place in all of Amagasaki.

Hundreds of thousands of people tuning in to see my boring life in this building. I went back there knowing that they're all gone now.

They all moved on.

It was sad.

Made me feel very depressed.

It was a stupid idea going back.

This is where it all began,

where people found— where most people found my channel when I was living in this little apartment with a woman called Chihiro.

Fast forward 5 years and it's all dead.

It was kind of like when I went back to the guest house

where I had such a great time when I was 20 years old, and then went back there about 7 years later and it was dead.

Everyone's gone.

Moving backwards is never a good idea.

You do it because you miss it and think it would be nice, but then it's not nice. Which is not the same as what it was before.

Weed girl? I told her I went to work,

so I'm not going to reply to her until about

3. If I keep messaging her all day, she's gonna think, don't you have to work?

I mean, what about her though? I thought she was so busy at work.

She seems to be able to text a lot.

This monitor is kind of shit. Like, the resolution's really rubbish when you look kind of— everything's kind of fuzzy. Nothing's sharp on it. If you look closely, you can tell it's an £80 monitor.

I do like weed,

girl. I feel like a nice girl like that could motivate me to better my life and Let go of toxic ways.

Believe there's happiness in the future waiting.

At least my savings looking pretty good.

I made £1 so far in my stocks and shares ISA daily interest. Pretty good.

嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯。

What is all this?

My Bella Box cables.

Damn,

you know what would be nice? Like a set of drawers to put in here.

I wonder what that cable was for. It looks like it's been cut. There's no socket, it's just like cut randomly.

I can't even go to Kit Hill, it's raining all day.

Kit Hill, beach, where else? Bog Hill. Bog Hill must be extra boggy now.

Don't really know where else to go.

I thought maybe I'll go to the pet shop and get a fish tank, grow some aquatic plants.

I've always wanted like a slope of underwater grass and it looks like an underwater meadow.

Put some shrimp in it.

Pretty close, over £100 though.

Tesco? No, no Tesco until at least I finish all this food. I've got stir-fry leftover, curry leftover, half the pork leftover.

Is that it? That's like 2 dinners there. Raw pork, it's actually gone off 2 days ago. I better cook all this tonight. Fry it all off.

That's like 2, 3, I got 4 dinners left

and then go shopping again. Jesus Christ, much fucking money. And then you guys say I don't eat enough. How am I spending £300 a month on food then?

No, I'm not getting a new freezer or fridge. Then that— the only thing I have to do is go out and buy food. If I buy so much food I can put it all in one fridge, I only have to buy food once a month. That will give me even less things to go out to do.

I like going out to go buy food because it at least gives me a reason to go out. Otherwise I never go out.

The only reason to go out is to buy food. What else am I gonna do? Could go to the dump at some point, get rid of that monitor.

Otherwise, not really a lot to do, is there?

And when it comes to jobs, either you get some kind of license to operate a machine like a lorry, car, or van, or forklift, or you get some kind of qualification to work in an office where you just sit there typing emails.

I don't know, like office qualification. What else is there really?

No, I've never been to the dump before.

The problem is there's nothing around the dump to do apart from Tavistock.

Really, there's not much to do in the world, is there? I mean, there's like an infinite number of things to do, but I don't want to do them.

Maybe I'll learn to become an ambulance driver.

Now imagine someone dies in the back because I was too slow.

Would that be my fault?

They can't blame me, I was trying my best. What if the road's really jammed? I remember being on the motorway once and it was jammed, but there was like a blue siren with a black car and it was like a doctor's black car. Everyone was like moving out the way to let him through.

I don't know why my Microsoft Edge recently has just been randomly shutting itself down. Really annoying.

Oh, what?

My

landlord doesn't make me do anything apart from pay the rent.

Maybe I'll get another monitor, put one side by side, then I'll have basically the same screen real estate as the 1400 monitor had.

I don't really know the results of the inspection. They haven't said anything since they've done it.

What's a cool job that I would want to do?

I mean, it would be pretty cool to tell girls, oh yeah, I'm an ambulance driver,

but it's a lot of responsibility and looks kind of scary.

I always got scared when ambulance or police cars behind me with the sirens on.

Don't they have to give notice? Yeah, I think they have to give 2 months notice.

I think if I did move out, I'm not gonna dox my next place.

It's not worth it.

So I would have to make like a streaming room

and then maybe decorate the streaming room so you can't really see the fittings,

and then just sit in the streaming room the whole stream.

I don't understand why I'm not allowed a pet. If the— I mean, the neighbor has a pet,

and is the neighbor's landlord the same as my landlord? Otherwise, how does the neighbor know how to contact the landlord? So how come they're allowed 2 cats and I'm not allowed a cat? That's what I want to know.

Unless they just know the landlord and that's not their landlord and they own the house or something. I don't know how it works really. I mean, how, how else do they know my landlord?

Literally everyone here's got pets. One house got 2 dogs, another neighbor's got a cat, and then Mr. Meow Meow the black cat belongs to the other neighbor. How come I'm not allowed a pet?

Not fair.

Maybe the landlord used to live in the house, made friends with neighbors. Maybe

these people must have been living here for decades.

I wonder how long the previous tenant of this house lived here. Seems like it must have been a while. They got all baby fittings and stuff installed.

Maybe they just asked.

Well, then they shouldn't put it in the contract if it's going to be okay.

Surely having a fish is okay. What's the fish gonna do, jump out and scratch the walls?

I really don't see what the problem with having a cat is. What, it's gonna scratch the wall? When have you ever seen a cat scratch a wall? They scratch sofas or beds. I've never seen a cat scratch a wall.

What's the worst they can do?

No, I don't really want a pet. I'm just saying, if I wanted a pet, it would have been nice if I could have one.

Maybe people just have it secretly.

I mean, are you really gonna kick out a good-paying tenant just because he's got a cat?

Do do do do do do do do do. I get a table, put the fish tank here, or maybe here.

Grow strawberries in it.

Yeah, it heats up from the sun, and it also gets very cold when there's no sun.

Oh,

might not be good for fish.

True.

Then maybe— where would I put it?

On my dinner table.

No, I

don't want a duck. Boring. I want a puppy.

No, I don't want anything.

I wish I had like human-looking animals that weren't humans, but then you can have them as a pet.

Is that weird?

Can I get a human as a pet?

I am bored, very, very bored. Don't know what to do anymore. Even if I got a TV, I can't use it. What am I gonna do, put on the TV and then we just stream watching the TV. You guys hate it when I play games,

so I can't even use the TV on stream. If I'm gonna buy something, I want to be able to at least use it on stream.

Although if Weed Girl actually comes over, I might buy a TV.

Got 30 days to return it in case, I don't know, she blocks me.

I want to watch movies and stuff on it with Weed Girl.

I mean, if she comes over, what are we going to watch on this tiny monitor?

Yeah, I'll just get it, and then if it lasts longer than 30 days, then that's great. If not, I'll send it back.

Yeah, definitely won't let her smoke inside.

I'll make her go outside. I'll take her to Kit Hill to get high on Kit Hill. Can I drive? I don't know. I don't think I'd want to drive if I was high though. Kind of makes you woozy. I'd be a bit scared to drive. Isn't it also illegal to drive when you're high? Then how do people—

I mean, if you're going to stay the night over Kit Hill,

because I've smelt people doing weed on Kit Hill before. I could smell it from the camper vans, but I guess they're staying there overnight.

Cook brownies. Apparently it's hard. You got to activate the THC.

I feel dizzy walking around in circles, but then I sit down, I feel sleepy.

Can't win, can you?

I got an email from the real estate agent, said, pleased to say that the property is being well maintained. Lounge and conservatory look great.

Uh, I noticed a lot of recording equipment. Can you confirm that this was not on when I was in the property?

嗯。

A lot of recording equipment.

Oh, it's just one camera

and my smashed Samsung on that tripod.

Uh, what should I say?

Well, they didn't say to turn off recording equipment when they were in the house.

Um, only the Only the

camera by the front door,

um, was active. Only the camera by the front door is triggered by motion.

And it was on when you arrived.

Sorry, I didn't know.

That it should have been off.

The recordings

haven't been shared anywhere, haven't been The recordings—

what should I say?

Only the camera by the front door is triggered by motion, and it was on when you arrived, so I didn't know that it should have been off.

The upstairs phone tripod, that wasn't on. I only have that— I only had that on when I was streaming. When I was in the house,

and it was on only the front was that's triggered by it. Only the camera by the front door is triggered by it.

She saw it. What the tripod with the phone on it? It kind of looks like like a film. Sex videos with it because it's like pointed at the bed. It's not really pointed at the bed, it's pointing out the window.

A lot of recording equipment. I didn't have the Tapo camera at that time,

did I? I don't think I did. No, I didn't.

She asked if it was recording without her knowledge or consent.

If there's something to go to the cops about me for, don't you think people would have already done it?

Well, why don't you do it then? If there's something to go to the cops about me for, then why don't you do it?

Yeah, because I haven't done anything illegal.

You don't need anyone's consent to film in your own house. Yeah, what is the technical, like, legality of this?

Should we just say, can you delete the clips? And I'll just say okay.

Only the camera by the front door is triggered by motion, and it was on when you arrived. Sorry, I didn't know it should have been off.

Yeah, just send that.

She just said, pleased to say, reported back to landlord, property is being well maintained. Really? I mean, the garden's not looking great. Lounge and conservatory look great.

Okay, now you're threatening me. You're banned, Lord of Utopia.

Threatening me with legal action even though I haven't done anything illegal.

What have I done that's illegal then?

Can't even name one thing.

Now threatening me, trying to intimidate me.

Banned.

See, I'm maintaining the property well, apart from that burnt socket and the oil on the wall and the weeds in

the garden and the leaking drain pipe thing, but that's not a problem. I mean, it leaks into this thing and then it just evaporates and dries on its own, so who really cares? And that socket thing, replace that for like £10.

Excuse me. And the oil on the wall, I don't know, what can you do about that? That's right, so that's right, baking soda.

I don't really know how to get that out.

Stupid oil on the paint.

How'd you get oil out of the paint? Soap doesn't do anything.

The oil seeps into the paint, but the soap doesn't.

I just rub the soap into it

like that.

If I soak the soap into the paint

Like that and let it dry.

Oh, why don't they just put the whole wall as tiles like these? These should be all over the wall.

Or if I just cover the whole wall in oil, then it will be the same oil shade.

Oil is really annoying.

It's hard to get rid of, it's hard to clean out of stuff.

Makes food taste so good though. Oil painting was a pain as well.

When you did oil painting, cleaning the brush was a nightmare. You needed that— oh, turpentine! What if I get that? That's how I clean my paintbrushes in Thailand.

Strip all the paint. Yeah, maybe. I wonder if I can ask them if I'm allowed to put a lawn for the garden.

That could be fun. I go buy like barrels of compost and then lay it and then just plant seeds.

And so yeah, would I be able to lay a lawn in the garden as the weeds are very hard to maintain with the stones?

Yeah, it's raining again.

Raining again.

Repaint on stream. Yeah, if I can get the same color, can I just repaint the whole kitchen? I wonder how much I'm allowed to do.

Can I just rip up these tiles and replace it with a floorboard, for example? Get the sledgehammer out.

And I don't know why there's stains on the glass.

Are they on the inside or the outside?

I said the living room's looking great.

Yeah, my living room is nice. Got a sofa, little rug, my workspace.

Didn't say anything about the garden.

They probably think as long as it's not like that. When he moves out, because they can't say, oh, can you— there's a lot of weeds in the garden, can you remove them? Well, I'm supposed to sit there plucking out 1,000 weeds that are just going to grow back in 2 days anyway,

and then I pluck them all out and then they all grow back again.

Why is it not drying? I'm using a dry cloth and it's just smearing the water around instead of soaking it up. Look, it's still wet. No use for this cloth.

These stains are on the inside. Of the glass, not on the outside. I can't clean it.

It's like there's moisture inside of the double glazing,

but I can't clean it.

It's like I'm paying them to maintain and look after their property. They should be paying me.

They're getting paid to have their property looked after. Shouldn't it be the other way around? That's what I feel like.

I feel like I work here. It's like a work and you live in the place kind of job.

Live-in job.

Why is there so much stuff everywhere? I don't get it. I don't use this camera anymore. I don't need this camera anymore. That wireless camera is really good.

You can get more of them, put one out that side, get another monitor.

Pretty good. Tapo. Tapo.

TP-Link.

No, I wouldn't rent out my car. I might need it.

What if I need to go meet a girl or something?

This fireplace top looks kind of dusty.

I mean, the whole thing looks dusty.

Aloe vera is growing a lot.

I can't believe it's been nearly 7 months since I moved in here. I remember when I first did the viewing for this place, I thought, wow, there's no way I'll get a house like this. I thought there's no way I'd get this place.

I nearly moved into that farmhouse place. With the barn conversion. So glad I didn't.

Wouldn't really want to live on some farmer's property. It'd be weird, like I'm squatting.

The water sprayer is nearly dead.

Is it because I'm not watering it or because it's just naturally dying?

Sometimes I forget to water it.

What's that weird looking insect?

It's a horse.

Should I ask weed girlfriend? I mean, should I ask weed girl if she would be my girlfriend before leaving me? I feel like she'd probably say yes.

I don't think she's ugly.

I've seen quite a few pictures of her now.

I just— I don't know what her energy is like because I haven't heard her voice.

Like, is she derpy or is she Kind of sarky.

I'm gonna have to do a voice chat at some point. Just a voice message.

Why would they put a set— like a child safety thing on a fake fireplace? As if it's going to be hot and dangerous. Oh no, don't touch the fake polystyrene logs.

I don't know why they put a child safety lock,

and then why not take it off when they left?

Buy a house for 19K? Where?

I feel very proud of my home now. They said I was well maintaining it. Well, well, I don't know what that is.

Yeah, it would be pretty good content if I buy a cheap shitty house and then try and fix it up. I saw one before, it was like £100,000, had no floors, it was all concrete and ugly.

Imagine me trying to put in the flooring.

Can't just record in your own home if you have visitors.

Yeah, if it's like secret recordings, I get it, but it wasn't secret, was it? I mean, my camera is pretty obviously there, otherwise how would she notice it? It's right on the window.

If I had like secret hidden cameras, then that's kind of weird.

I took the sign down, the warning sign. That would be kind of strange.

I just don't really think, um, a lot of recording equipment is true. I've got one camera there and I had that one— this is what my bedroom looked like, so I got the one camera there Which is pretty obvious.

And then you got my smashed Samsung on the tripod, which I don't really use anymore because I've got that one now.

Not really need— I don't really use this tripod since I smashed it. The smashed Samsung and the smashed Tripod.

In 2 months I might be able to have £10,000. That's pretty cool.

Got £5,000 at the moment.

When I get my YouTube and Kick pay in a few days,

£5,000. Problem is my income's kind of down now. I'm only making about

800 a week

on Kick. It's about 3,000 a month. That means after expenses I only have about 2,000 left.

Um, slowing down a lot.

I reckon I could probably save 2K a month.

Viewership's really died off.

So in 2 months it would be October.

I really want to aim for 10K savings. That's like a big psychological milestone for me, 5 digits.

Go to another country, I mean, that's just spending more money. So any extra money I make will be eaten up by the extra money I spent to make it. Don't know if it makes sense.

Seems like it doesn't make sense. Like, I spend couple thousand, go Thailand to make an extra couple thousand, and who is even saying I'm going to make a couple hundred, couple extra thousand?

It's too much of a gamble. Yeah, I'll def— my viewership definitely go up to like over 100 again, maybe 150s for a bit in Thailand,

but I need it to be consistently 150-ish every day for a month to make, uh, 6K.

I'd need to be doing something interesting.

Just doesn't really feel worth it.

The problem is I don't really want to go anywhere. And I don't really feel like it will boost my viewers by that much to make it worth spending the extra money. I don't know why you're not very exploratory anymore. Because I'm bored of it. It's boring just sitting in a hotel in some random country, meeting some random

woman that you don't even like to have not very good sex. It just feels pointless.

Been doing that my whole life. Didn't get me anywhere, did it?

If I just kept my head down, worked hard, and saved up money in my early 20s, I could own a house by now. 15 years of saving money. But instead I just blew it all. 15 years fucking around in Asia doing nothing that achieved nothing and has got me nowhere. I haven't got anything now that I got

thanks to the 15 years of fucking about in Asia. It led to nowhere.

Nothing I have or can do now is thanks to my previous 15 years

of messing about in Japan.

Don't have anything to show for it.

Yeah, I just had sex a load of times. Big whoop. My dick got hard and ejaculated in a hole. Wow. Didn't even result in any children.

If I just kept my head down, early 20s, save up my money.

I could have owned a property now, could have, I don't know,

got enough money in stocks to live off.

Yeah, I had experiences, I guess you could say, but those aren't really helping me in life now, are they?

I did what every young person does, or teenager does, which is having a good time, drinking, meeting people. But people do that for a couple years and then they grow up. I did it for 15 years. I did it way too long. Most people get out of that phase when they're like 22 or something. They start thinking

about saving money and buying a house and their future. I never thought of any of that until recently.

If I go back to Asia, it'll just be another 15 years of achieving nothing.

Now I want to save my money and not blow it on stupid frivolous things.

Set it aside,

rebuild my financial position.

I want to get to 10K, then might send mum a couple hundred.

Realistically, how long to get 10K?

5K, maybe 2 months.

2 months, it would be October, wouldn't it?

No, I don't want to sell my car. It's a nice car. You'll not get a nice car like that again for 5K, so why sell it for 5K?

I put £4,000 in my stocks and shares ISA. I'm generating 40 pence a day risk-free.

I've got £260 in my CFDs. I've got about £500 in my Kick balance that will get paid out on Thursday.

And I've got £220 from YouTube coming in a few days.

Yesterday you said 50p. Yeah, I just rounded it up. It goes up and down because I've been taking money out to move into stocks.

I bought £80 of Vooch today, and

what else?

Yeah, I bought £50 of gold and £80 of ROJ

for my portfolio, slowly building it up.

I got the Vanguard S&P 500.

V-U-A-G. I got the VUAG.

I got iShares physical gold ETF, not Barrick Gold.

Yeah, but I'm mainly waiting for September and October. That's when market usually weakens. I just did a little nibble,

get it started.

Brand new portfolio.

Got to rebuild.

I don't

really think there's big things I need to spend money on.

Do have council tax again coming in November, £700.

That's the next big one.

And I don't really know about Thailand anymore. It seems like a lot of money

and not really much outcome out of it unless I was actually just gonna move to Thailand. But if we're just saying a couple months away to escape winter, that makes no sense. That's not saving money at all. That's just spending extra money that you didn't need to spend.

Just suck it up and put on a jumper.

A trip to Thailand could cost nearly £1,000 or more. That's a big investment, not knowing if it would even break even.

I'm not making that big kick money anymore, so I feel like I can be a big spender. Oh, I'm gonna spend winter in a hot country like I'm rich or something.

I don't need central heating, I've got electric heating. It's the same thing.

I'll just move this heating into this room and move that fireplace back in. Put them on at the same time. I shut these curtains to keep the heat in. I've got these thermal curtains. If you do that, it keeps the heat in really well.

Yeah, apart from being cheaper, it's the same. It heats up a room. How is it any different?

I don't know yet, really.

I will have further clarity once I find out what happens with Weed Girl and Spanish Girl.

But I got 2 new matches, Filipino girl and— I don't know where Caerphilly is, isn't that Wales? Welsh girl, but I don't really think I'm gonna meet her.

So until I've exhausted all the girls and gotten banned off the final apps where I can't get any more matches, Don't really know.

Depends how desperate for sex, I guess.

Where's

Cafe?

Really? Yeah, it's in Wales. Oh my God, 2 hours 40 minutes away. I'm not going there.

I'm gonna change the follow thing. I don't know why I'm getting so many stupid trolls recently.

You got to be following for

1 week before you can chat. I'm getting so many stupid trolls coming in.

Going on about my car for some reason.

It's really annoying. The account— it says account made today.

Have fun waiting a whole week before you can chat. And then banned, and then you have to wait another week.

Yeah, there's some stupid rumor going around that I didn't pay the finance when I did.

Oh no, I think they got scammed. They paid money to do like a check on my car and it gave them incorrect information,

so they got scammed, didn't they?

Yeah, I've got the email right here.

Uh, let me screenshot it.

Dear Mr. Lord, thank you for your recent inquiry. We're pleased to confirm all payments have been received. In respect to our agreement, we hold no further interest in the vehicle below.

Per show,

208. So why don't you screenshot that and put it on the fucking Reddit?

But they won't, will they? They won't. They won't do anything that puts me in a good light, will they? Why don't you screenshot it and say Daniel proves that he has paid it off? But you won't, will you?

Fucking haters.

They'll go crazy over some stupid baseless rumor that I haven't paid off the finance, and then when I just show you proof that I've paid it off They'll go all silent and they won't make a post about it.

Show me again. Okay,

if they delete your posts, you know they're just biased against me. There, screenshot this, put it on the fucking subreddit,

and then tell them to shut the fuck up about saying I didn't pay the finance, because I did.

There's a bunch of more ones.

I bet they delete the post because not allowed any posts that paint me in a good light. Only allow posts where it makes me look bad. Stupid dumb biased subreddit, isn't it?

All they want to do is hate. They'll look for a reason to hate because they want to hate, and they ignore anything nice I do. Or they twist it into something bad. Completely biased.

Yeah, they were accusing me of faking that I was in Devon, that I was actually hiding in my mum's summer cabin pretending. They're so stupid.

I don't know what kind of database you can pay to find out someone's PCP status, but it's obviously not real, is it? Or it's out of date. It's either a scam or it's out of date. I don't know how

you can— what'd I lie about?

Not paying the car off. Such a stupid, pointless lie.

I haven't lied about anything. What have I lied about?

Every time I've been accused of lying, I've proved that I wasn't lying.

I only lied back when the channel was getting views and I used to clickbait, make clickbait videos. I don't really do that anymore because it doesn't get views anymore. So there's no point lying. I only lied when there was a point to lying. There's no point lying anymore. The channel's dead.

They don't seem to get it.

If there's no benefit of lying, then why lie?

It's just some weird troll attempt.

Don't

know what rent is like in Kent.

For a place like this.

Yeah, in Harrietsham it's sunny. Oh my God, it's sunny and cloudy, 22 degrees

all week, and here in Devon, fucking raining every day.

Look at the weather in Harrogate, so nice.

It seems to rain a lot here.

I'm telling you, when I was in at my mom's house this summer, every day was nice and clear skies. I was out playing football. But here in bloody Devon, I can't— seems like I only go outside 2 days a week and then I'm trapped in because it's fucking raining all the time.

Stupid Devon.

There's Wales like this too.

It rains all the time.

Where's that weather website where you can see the rain clouds over the country?

BBC weather. No wonder no one lives here.

Where's the rain?

What's that blue? Is that rain?

Yeah, that's rain precipitation.

Yeah, look, the blue stuff never touches Kent. This big patch of blue, it's always coming over Devon, and then it's like, look, this is Monday,

Tuesday.

Look, you're this— this is today, Tuesday. You're this big massive rain cloud here.

Yeah, seems like it goes away Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday,

and it comes back on Monday.

No rain in Kent. Look, none at all.

You got like a whirlwind here, hurricane. Damn, look at that thing, massive.

What is that, like a Beyblade?

Stupid weather. It's funny how this is all tracked. How do they know which way it's going to go?

Stupid rain. Look, all the rain is there in Devon, Cornwall, and then Kent, nice and dry.

Maybe get iPhone 17. That might be good.

The big news, um, real estate agent asked me if I was filming. Without her consent or knowledge? I said no,

no, of course not.

Would never do that.

Well, I mean, if it's such a big deal, she should have said make sure all recording devices are turned off.

I heard iPhone 17 is not going to have a charging port and it's going to be fully wireless. It's pretty bold.

So how am I supposed to charge it? It's going to have that MagSafe charger, like a wired MagSafe charger.

I guess

it could work.

I think most people have like a Ring camera or Blink camera these days. It's not weird, is it? But she said, I notice a lot of recording equipment. There's just one camera and a phone on a tripod.

It's not that much

compared to now. At least now I've got 3 cameras.

Oh, it's all wet.

This is kind of weird.

Ew.

Yeah, but don't you think they shouldn't use my toilet if they're doing a house inspection?

It's kind of weird.

Is there water inside of

it?

Chlamydia girlfriend used to work in a bakery. That's why she was so yeasty.

She probably infected all the buns with her chlamydia yeast.

It's all sticky. Why is everything sticky?

Not a big fan of this kitchen roll holder. Why are there so many parts to it?

See, that's why it's nice having girlfriends from other countries like Japan where they'll never find out what I'm talking about. Do you think Camellia girlfriend ever found out that I've been talking shit about her for the last 8 years? She wouldn't even understand what I'm saying. The only way she'd find out is if the guest house manager

told her because he found out. And he used to fuck on the girlfriend every night at the guest house. I don't know, I really doubt he still knows her contact details though,

or even cares anymore.

I don't think people really stay in touch after they leave the guest house.

It's still sticky. Oh my God.

Everything's sticky.

The whole thing's all sticky.

Maybe my fingers are just sticky.

Mate, you always walking around, dude. That guy, mate, I watch your stuff on Twitch.

Oh yeah, what's my channel name then?

Talking rubbish. Still sticky. What the fuck? Maybe I'm becoming Spider-Man and everything's just sticky now.

I'm washing it with soap. Why is it not coming off?

See what post I got.

One letter.

Water.

£135. I've got to pay water again.

I already paid it.

What's this for?

June to August, £135. Fucking hell. What's that? June, July, that's 2 and a half months

charging me nearly £60 a month for water.

It says my daily consumption is 222 liters.

Am I using that much water? Maybe because I do so much laundry.

Wastewater charges £80.

I don't know how to supply a meter reading. I don't know where the meter is.

Uh, £130.

My savings.

Do

you think it's from, um, all the washing, laundry? I do. And also flushing. I try not to flush the toilet too much. I don't pee as much as I used to. Have you noticed? Before, I was peeing every 10 minutes, nearly.

£130 for 2 months and a half. June 1st until August 11th. That's 2 months and 11 days.

Remember last time TB got all mad because I didn't phone up the company and he was like, your social anxiety, blah blah blah. Like, he thinks I have crippling social anxiety and it's making me waste money. He's such an idiot. Like, he thinks I'm scared to phone someone. I can't be bothered. I'm not scared, I just can't

be fucking bothered.

In TB's mind, he thinks I've got like crippling anxiety and it's ruining my life. What a fucking moron. Remember I said hello to some random guy and he was like, wow, Daniel said hello, you can do it. Yeah, you fucking dumbass, I can say hello to a stranger. Fucking idiot. God, TB became so fucking annoying.

I couldn't stand him in the last few weeks before he disappeared. He just became so irritating. I don't know what his problem is.

Like, he thought I wasn't going to get the sabaloi because I'm scared to go into the shop. No, I couldn't be bothered.

I don't know where the water meter is. Yeah, I could text the landlord and ask, but I can't be bothered.

Fan turned hater.

My earliest viewer that still watches now. I don't know, really.

The water meter lady came to my mum's house. My mum helped her find it, and then she said after they confirmed the actual reading of the meter, they charged her more money because she was being charged for using less than what she was actually using based on the estimates.

I never really noticed TB on the YouTube streams because there were more people in the chat, but now there's less people in the chat, I'm noticing people more and finding them more annoying.

In a YouTube chat, there'll be a lot of people that I don't even recognize because there'll be a greater number of subscribers to draw viewers from.

Now we have a much smaller pool of viewers to draw from, and it's always the same people in the chat every day. So I notice when people start annoying me, whereas on the YouTube chat, half the chat was people I didn't even know most of the time. That's why I like YouTube more, because it felt like I

had more viewers or like more active people in the chat.

I only get annoyed when I start noticing the same username being consistently annoying.

Daniel remembers— remember that?

Yeah, YouTube streams are better because I kept them short and I kept it focused on talking, not just watching me clean my house. Then going to Tesco. I did all that off stream. I did all the boring stuff like house tour stuff off stream, and then I only saved the pure talking bits for the stream.

But now I have to stream as long as I can to make maximum money because I don't get any donos,

whereas YouTube streaming was all about maximizing the donos. Stream when most viewers are awake.

Give people enough time to come and join the stream and drop a dono.

You missed the sitting down setup. Yeah, I used to have my face on the camera.

People like the head spasms. Remember this?

The head spasms. Oh God, that made me dizzy.

Yeah, maybe plenty of people who have small chats don't have annoying people in the chat whinging and whining about every bloody thing.

Yeah, of course the head spasms are fake. What, you think I go on a date and I'm like, like that on my date? It's all fake. I don't vomit on my date. I'm not like, so how was your date? On my date. Of course it's all fake. It's just, you know, for entertainment purposes.

What, you really think I'm like this off camera?

Nice to meet you.

Imagine me on a date and I'm like

Oh God,

why'd you do that to us? Because it's funny.

Creating framing in mirrors. Yeah, that was because I wanted to be close to the mic, but I didn't want my face to be really close to the camera. So I'd point the camera into a mirror. You also look more attractive in a mirror because it creates distance. The angle is more flattering. Yeah, I remember the mirror streams.

I had that little rotating mirror, put it on the table,

and then I bought a mic and I started using mics.

How do I fake vomiting? It's not vomiting, it's a hiccup.

If you hiccup too hard, you accidentally might vomit. I'm not actually— I'm like holding in the vomit.

If I hiccup on a date, I'll keep it very quiet. It's like I don't fart on a date. If I'm alone, I just fart all the time, let it rip.

Yeah, a hiccup's like— and then sometimes you hiccup too hard, feels like you're about to

vomit. Like that.

Streaming is a very complex and misunderstood activity.

Some things you do on stream, and then sometimes you do things that are not on stream, off stream.

It's the art of entertainment.

I want iPhone 17. I want it now.

Maybe I should message the landlord about this water thing.

I feel like I'm getting ripped off.

I'm getting charged £50 a month for water.

Maybe the estimated water reading is based on the previous tenant's usage. I'm pretty sure the previous previous tenant had at least 3 people in the house, or they were a single mother. They definitely had a kid. I don't know if it was 2 adults and a kid, or just a single parent and a kid.

Well, what am I supposed to do about it?

Maybe

I've got a message. Landlord.

Hello.

Um, where is the water meter located?

The water company

is saying I'm using 222 liters of water a day, which I think is incorrect.

Should I bother the landlord about this?

The water company won't know where my water meter is. The landlord should know.

I'll just message my I just asked where the water meter is.

Do you think it's in the house? Maybe it's like— I don't know, where would it be? At my mum's house, it's by the road.

Maybe it's like by the road entrance.

I don't know where to look for it.

That shirt was a waste of money. I'm never gonna wear that. You got this thing, immersion heating.

Maybe the last time the water company came to read it was like a year ago. Before I moved in.

I do do a lot of laundry when the weather's good. I do like 3 batches of laundry because my laundry machine, washing machine, is too small to do it all at once.

Why do I keep this shirt in there? Why not?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the letter said it's an estimated reading.

Says you've used the equivalent of 3 bathtubs a day.

On what?

Says 222 liters per day average consumption.

It says we aim to take a meter reading twice a year. We had to estimate your reading on this bill. You can supply meter reading at blah blah blah blah blah.

Okay, where's the meter then?

So they just estimated it and assumed I have 3 bathtubs a day.

Imagine having to pay for water when it literally falls out the sky for free on a daily basis.

TB's banned because he only comes back To try and get people to leave my stream so he can fuck right off.

If you don't want to watch, that's fine, but don't come here and start trying to tell everyone to stop watching. This is my livelihood. I'll protect it fiercely.

Don't give a fuck if you've been watching for years. You're fucking banned. You're attacking my livelihood?

Then we're enemies.

Don't see me coming to your work trying to make you lose money, do I? Do you?

I haven't been going to the toilet as much as I used to recently,

mainly because I've been drinking this.

I have about 5 minutes in the shower. There's no way I'm using 200 liters.

How much water? I don't do my laundry every day either. I do it like once every week, maybe.

The most water I use, probably when I do my dishes.

If I piss on the weeds, do you think it will kill the weeds?

Natural weed killer.

Call what company? I'm not making any monthly payments for my car. It's paid off, so I don't really care. What some random database company is saying.

The record's probably a year out of date.

I buy a lawn mower and I mow my rocks. I remember Dave Gibson was mowing the lawn and then a stone flew out and smashed the summer cabin door. My mum was cussing him for weeks.

They had to pay like £400 to get a new replacement door window thing.

She was like, fucking David Gibson, fucking idiot.

As if it was his fault.

No, nothing happening today. I don't have any dates. Spanish girl said she's not free until next week. Weed girl not free until September.

And it's raining all the time.

Where are we going?

I just don't think I ever find a girlfriend who's going to be okay with me streaming and stuff.

Spanish girl's a tricky one.

She's very busy all the time. Weed girl texts me a lot, like all day long.

I have to say, oh, I'm going to work now, talk to you later. Otherwise she'll just text me all day.

So she says she's really busy, but then doesn't really seem that busy.

Who's buying iPhone 17?

New phone for Tinder. Play around with iPhone 17, back on dating apps, send it back.

Genius. I can do Tinder on a TV, can't I? If it's got a browser.

No, I don't really want more girls at the moment. I've got enough girls that I need to get through. Once I've gone through these current girls, maybe I'll look at getting back on. At the moment, I've got enough on my plate. So get the 85-inch,

£900.

65-inch.

It's got the AIPQ Pro sensor. Wow! Do do do do.

Do do do do do do do do do.

Lan lan lan lan lan.

Lan lan lan lan lan.

I don't really want to spend more than $500.

TLC 65-inch.

65 inches, pretty far away.

Well, that would be nice, cuddling on the sofa. With my weed girl.

I wonder if her armpits smell like weed.

£430 for a 55-inch.

Get it on finance.

The good thing about finance is, like with the monitor, I only paid £200 to use it for 9 months and then got my £200 back. So I didn't spend over £1,000 for it.

I only paid for about 9 months out of the 4-year contract before it broke.

If you can get it on 0% interest, finance is pretty good. It's just when you get interest,

it's a bit annoying.

50-inch for £250.

I have put VOD highlights on my YouTube. They will flop. They don't even get 3K views. No one cares about watching me walking around outside.

Don't care about me driving. Don't care about me talking to strangers. They just don't care about anything I do. Fucking idiots on YouTube. Don't know what they want.

Want me to mature and change and grow as a person, like get a job or something. Prove them wrong.

They actually don't want me to make videos. They want me to just quit and get a job. That's the fucked up thing about my subscribers. The only subscriber viewership where they actually want the creator to not create anything and go away.

Bunch of dumb fucks.

You should be begging me to make more content, not hoping that I stay away. Fucking idiots.

They want— yeah, they want low-cal stupid drama so they can come back and say, oh, just give up YouTube and get a job, have a normal life, Daniel.

I'm already on TikTok. My biggest TikTok got 25,000 views.

But it doesn't make any money, does it? You got to get millions of views to make any money.

33K now. Really?

Why is it getting views now?

Yeah, it's easy to blow up on TikTok, but it's meaningless. It doesn't result in a natural following. People just randomly click and watch stuff and then click off. They don't care who made it. They don't click on the channel. They're just cheap, worthless throwaway views. It's not as powerful as having a consistent community.

I mean, 100 viewers on Kick is worth more than a million viewers on TikTok. That says a lot, doesn't it?

Just like YouTube Shorts

barely make any money. 5K views YouTube Shorts makes like 50 cents, but a 5K video you make $25.

It's a manhole cover.

Apparently there's a manhole cover.

Okay, I might have to meet the landlord.

Maybe I've got to explain to him

stuff. Thailand trip with AJ. AJ kind of wants me to like decide if I'm actually doing it or not, otherwise she's going to make other plans. But the problem is I can't decide because I got girls to meet and I've got to wait until next month to meet one of them, so I can't really decide anything. And

you know what I'm like with deciding things. I can't decide to do something in November so far out when I'm like, what if I meet a girl next week and then I've got to call it off? So it seems like it might not happen

if AJ is the type who needs to book things months in advance, because I'm not really capable of doing that. Things with me change on a daily basis.

Yeah, knowing me, I booked the flight and say I'm going and then meet some girl next week and then, oh, we're moving in together. Sorry, AJ. So I can't really say for sure.

I feel like the earliest I could say is probably like October.

My whole life is dictated on

who can be my girlfriend,

and since AJ is not interested, then I can't really put her on high priority.

Unfortunately. And besides, how would I date AJ anyway? She lives in New Zealand. I'm not going to go to New Zealand.

It's not really logistically feasible.

Hopefully when I'm 50, I've found the right girl for me,

locked her in. I mean, not physically, but metaphorically.

I don't know, New Zealand just looks like the UK, but I don't know, more boring maybe.

I had a friend who moved to New Zealand for farming. He was into farming. He had an opportunity to work on a farm in New Zealand. He came back after 2 weeks. He didn't even last a month there. He said it was boring and he missed his family and friends.

Yeah, that's why most people stay where they're born, because they have family and friends and their whole life revolves around their family and friends. Jobs, you can get a job anywhere.

Can't really replace your family and friends that easily. That's why people are anchored where they're born.

Unless you're gonna move all your family and friends with you, or unless you're a loner, no friends loser like me.

Yeah, it takes a lot of strong will to leave your family and friends behind, like Chris and Connor.

PewDiePie, but they got significant others.

You have to be very ambitious and like career-oriented,

just ditch everything behind.

Like me.

Oh God, I gotta meet the landlord. He's gonna check my water meter for me tomorrow.

Maybe I've seen him before. It'd be kind of weird if I'm like, oh, I've seen him before.

He said it's out there somewhere.

Apparently it's underground, like under a manhole cover.

Yeah, he definitely knows about my videos.

I don't know if he's, if he's seen any of it.

I don't know, I don't think he's going to come in the house. It's been kind of weird, isn't it?

Today's Tuesday.

Well, he's already seen the house because the estate agent did the inspection and probably showed him what she saw because she would have taken photos.

I'm just trying to tidy up my house a bit.

What do you think looks scruffy? The dumbbells on the floor don't look great with the underwear.

I would never have found that water meter if I didn't ask. I didn't realize they put it under a manhole cover.

I wonder if he's gonna ask about the cat.

Awkward.

Have you seen that video of Jackie Chan trying to catch the falling rods and he couldn't catch a single one? Damn,

looks like his kung fu skills didn't last into his old age.

You know, they, they drop the rods and you're supposed to catch them using reflexes. He couldn't catch a single one. But he's like 70 years old, broken every bone in his body, but I could take him.

He says he won't leave any money to his son, and he doesn't even acknowledge he has a daughter anymore because she's like a lesbian now. So he's like written her out of the will completely. But he says he won't leave any of his fortune, of his 400 million-dollar fortune to his son because he says if he's capable,

he can make his own money. If he's not capable, he'll just waste mine.

As if the charity is not going to waste his money. You say the same thing about charity. Oh, if the homeless and poor people can't make their own money, then they're just going to waste mine. If the homeless and poor aren't capable, then They'll just waste the money too on drugs and alcohol. Oh God, market's crashing.

No.

I don't know if I'm gonna have to meet him though. If he's just gonna take the reading and then text me what it is, or is he gonna knock on the door and tell me face to face what it is? Maybe I should wake up early tomorrow, look presentable. I mean, I already wake up pretty early anyway.

I just don't really know what time he's coming.

Could have asked.

Can't be that early.

Dann, dann,

dann doch den linken. Was soll das?

Kind of harsh, isn't it? Because Jackie Chan was like the anti-drug ambassador, and then his son Did drugs and humiliated him.

His son went to jail for drugs, didn't he?

Give him a couple million, like, I don't know, give him $2 million just so he has some security. It's a bit harsh. $400 million, not even going to leave him $1 million.

That's just

rude. I don't know, if I had a son and he was a dick and I hated him, maybe I wouldn't leave him any money as well.

Good thing about not having any money, don't have to worry about this.

Unless I worked really hard and this sounds like a lazy good for nothing. Then I'll feel like, why have I worked so hard just to give it to this lazy sod? Well, then it would be my fault that I didn't raise him with good work ethics. Can't blame the kid for everything when you were the parent.

You were supposed to raise him into a good person and you failed,

so it's kind of your fault, really.

That's the problem when you're too busy with your career, you can't really be a good dad.

Still puffing? No, I quit ages ago. I don't know what you're talking about.

Not addicted at all. Actually, I don't feel any different. I'm just bored, but it tastes kind of nice.

But I think there's something wrong with this.

Because I don't feel anything when I suck that one, but then when I suck this one

I don't know, I don't really feel anything.

I think I'm just immune to it.

They should make a dildo-shaped vape and then you suck on it.

I am inhaling into my lungs.

I feel a bit of like a fuzziness in my brain, but I don't think I'd say it feels good.

What, this is supposed to feel good? It feels like you hold your breath and then suddenly start breathing and you get a bit of a head rush. That's what it feels like.

Like, I feel a bit lightheaded. When I do it, that's it really. I don't really feel good.

Why do it? I don't know, it's just like something to fiddle with,

like a fidget spinner that gives you cancer.

It just makes you feel a bit lightheaded.

I wouldn't buy any new ones after this is finished. Waste of money.

Cigar looks kind of cool, but probably way too strong.

Uh, is market gonna tank? Yeah, I just feel lightheaded, like I span around on my chair loads of times.

SMT divergence.

As you can see, SPY is going down, NASDAQ going up. SPY making lower lows, NASDAQ making higher lows.

Day trading's easy.

I'm long.

People will send you more. Sell it on eBay then.

Maybe I'll make a vape shop. Not supplied by viewers.

Yeah, I just feel kind of dizzy now. Whoa, whoa,

tidy up my house. My IRL streaming backpack,

where should I put it?

Wouldn't mind getting some colored pillows to brighten up the space a

bit.

I wonder if Weed Girl gets really horny when she's high too.

I

wonder if the parents do it as well.

Surely the parents must be fine with it then if she lives at home, if she does it at home.

Maybe she just does it out the window.

I mean, I can't really let her do it in my house. I might get in trouble.

He tells her to do it in the car before she comes in.

Hmm, that sellotape's kind of ugly.

Why is this plug socket kind of weird looking?

Whoa, what's that?

It's like a built-in tripper thing.

How come only this one has a special tripper thing

and not the rest?

I hate the dust you get on the top of these.

I might have a cupcake.

Good thing when you've got flour and some sugar you can make infinite cupcakes.

I wonder how many cupcakes you can make.

It's more like a fruitcake but tiny.

Remember when I moved all the furniture over there when I had a bad back? And then I moved it all the way back for the, uh, weanage.

My back was so painful then.

Ever since I stopped the overhead lifts, I don't really get the backache anymore.

It was just compressing too much weight down on my spine.

Just stick with bicep curls.

Can't test out my new gloves.

Push in the washer, but I kind of like having this extra surface to put stuff on.

I've got nothing in here. Why is there a hole there?

I'll see you in a minute.

I'm gonna put some stuff in that cupboard.

Yeah, that looks way better now.

My Honshu. I don't really use it much now. I've kind of stopped making soba.

No, I'm not going out today. It's raining all the time. Not very nice.

There, how about that? Looks pretty good now.

Oh no, I never drink this fuel anymore. So disgusting.

Wasted my money. Remember I thought I was just gonna eat fuel because I got fed up of cooking? Took me ages to figure out how to make food properly.

I kept messing up the rice.

Maybe I'll put the fuel in the bin.

It's probably all mouldy anyway.

The stuff is definitely bulk.

This phone looks so stupid.

Would you want that? Why would you want such a big phone screen?

Just looks silly.

I don't want a really big phone screen. They're already too big.

Ah, market's tanking. I'm down £12.

S&T divergence isn't working. Maybe it's going to rip. Market opens 15 minutes.

My portfolio

up 90 pence.

It's got AI analysis of my portfolio.

Portfolio total value has remained almost the same as the amount invested, showing no significant gain or loss.

Portfolio's beta is 0.86, slightly less sensitive to market ups and downs.

Now it's in my new Stocks and Shares

ISA. It's got a 4% interest rate, pays out daily.

Portfolio is split evenly between stock market index fund and a gold fund, balancing growth potential potential with traditional safe asset.

Portfolio's overall Sharpe ratio of 1.39 indicates reasonable balance between returns and risk.

Lack of sector diversification could limit exposure to different parts of the economy.

The portfolio takes a balanced approach, combining broad stock market fund with gold fund to mix growth and safety.

Consider gradually adding more varied investments to reduce risk and improve exposure.

That's pretty cool.

I've got 100 in Vanguard and 70 in iShares physical gold.

My first month

back in investing. Next deposits next month.

You got AI now, can't lose. Didn't have AI back in 2020. AI is just everywhere now— investing, trading, Amazon. It's crazy how it's just kind of gotten everywhere.

They should put it on dating apps next, so you just have AI chat for you. AI chatting to another AI.

I think my bank had a 6% interest rate savings account, but you weren't allowed to take the money out more than twice a year. It had to be locked up.

Every day is the same. Well, yeah,

that's the goal.

Girl situation. Spanish girl not free until next week. Weed girl not free until next month.

We're sitting in a period of consolidation.

I've got 2 new girls. One's in Wales though, and the other one's Filipino.

Not really that interested. I don't want to go all the way to freaking Wales.

She's in care

really, but she says in her profile she likes nerdy-looking incel guys, so I said that's me.

I'm on OkCupid and Match.

Nothing good comes from a girl who says that. Yeah, that's why I'm not really taking her seriously.

She says she's attracted to nerds who look like they've never touched a woman before.

And she's like 25 years old, so just seems like a troll, a time waster.

Where

should I put this lamp?

It'd be nice if these were battery operated and didn't need to be plugged in.

It's a bit annoying they'd have to be plugged in.

Oh, this big chunky US— I mean, multiple plug socket thing. It's got USBs as well.

Put that on there. It's like a Minecraft lamp.

Looks cute.

And then this one, don't know.

Could put it in the kitchen. It's not enough plugs.

The guy in the van's driving around with his door open.

Is that a woman or a man?

Oh, she forgot to shut the back door. It was wide open.

Sometimes I wish I had a van. It looks kind of cool.

Don't need to pay rent. Imagine saving £1,000 a month because you live in the van, but then you got to pay for what? Petrol. I can go sit on Kit Hill all day long. I just load up the van with pot noodles and then I'll just live at Kit Hill. There's no parking, there's no like police. There's

no sign saying you can't stay there forever.

People stay overnight all the time in camper vans. There's nothing saying that you can't just live there.

Only problem is I don't know how to charge all my stuff.

Get some kind of power generator, solar panels in

Devon.

If I plug it into the van, it will drain the battery and then I can't move.

Unless you make an extremely low-powered setup where you just use mobile phones. No lapo topos.

Oh, what?

He's coming here. Someone bought me something.

Hello.

Okay, who bought me stuff?

Thanks so much,

I think. Mystery Amazons.

One of them says Marks& Spencer's on it. Can't be alcohol, there was no age verification.

Feels crunchy.

Doritos. It's all flattened. Oh, there's a hole in it.

Flattened Doritos. I hope they're not stale.

More Kit Kats. I haven't finished the other ones.

Oh, it's like rainbow.

Put all the ingredients in a bowl. Add 500 milliliters of water.

What, for Kit Kats?

Must be food then.

Oh Jesus, that's a lot of mama.

I hope I like tom yum.

Starry Mart, 10%

off. Is it all tom yum? I kind of want to try it because yesterday's tom yum was horrible. Didn't taste like real tom yum.

But what does he mean, put it all in a bowl? And add boiling water. Oh, don't bother putting in a pot.

So you're supposed to just put boiling water and not cook it.

Yeah, I might have one because I was kind of, um, wanting tom yum. Oh no, market opens now.

Oh God, is it tanking? I don't want to look.

Rubbish goes out tomorrow.

Yeah, but they don't tear very well when you try and tear it. When I try and tear it, it always just stretches instead of actually tearing,

and it doesn't tear in a straight line. I don't trust the perforation.

Well, this is what he said to make it with. I would have personally cooked it in a pot.

Now cover with this.

Oh, come back later.

Oh my God, it— I'm down £32. Holy shit,

it's tanking. Oh my God,

SMT divergence didn't work. Good opportunity to buy. Well, I'm already all in long, can't buy anymore really. Unless it's going to bounce here.

It tanked.

Ah, I lost £50 going long the other day and I'm down £30 again.

Tanked. If it's gonna bounce, it'll be on this blue line, I think. Tank. Tanking.

It swept Asia low.

It's gonna rip.

Asia low swept.

Yeah, my shorts are still open, but they're all still red. My long's red and my shorts are all red. How can I be long and short at the same time and still be losing on everything? That's what's actually crazy.

BOS, break of structure.

Not good. Oh,

it's bouncing now.

It's ripping.

Come on, rip it.

Are you sure it's cooking?

It smells a bit like soap. That's why I never really liked tom yum. It's got like this weird soapy smell,

but I thought I could practice in case I did go to Thailand.

I think it's gonna rip.

How's my portfolio doing?

That's my portfolio.

I'm up 80 pence

since I started.

Trading 212 is so much better than Freetrade. It just looks good as well, the UI.

Bouncing hard off here.

I'm only down 7— I mean, only down £15.

Wow, look at it rip!

Ripping hard.

Oh no, it's tanking again.

I'm scared.

I don't know.

I don't know if I like it.

Very spicy.

It's, um, tricky to get used to. It's got a very— oh no.

I think it's like an acquired taste.

嗯。

So, hey,

I guess.

Hmm, it's weird.

It's got a very tangy taste. Tangy, creamy, and spicy.

Still not like— not as good as pot noodle.

Oh my God, it's tanking. Tankin' even more. I'm down £40.

Jesus.

Oh Jesus.

If I just didn't go long, I'd be up £90.

My shorts are down nearly £200. My long's down £40.

Yeah, at the same time, I'm too— my shorts are down too low and my long is up too high, and price is like in the middle of both of them. I'm long at the top, I'm short at the bottom.

Why can't I flip that?

Got a bearish fair value gap.

No, it's probably going to bounce on this blue bar order block.

It rejected hard off this change of character.

Holy shit, down £40 on my long. It will bounce, don't worry. Market always goes up, am I right?

Always goes up.

In the bull market.

Estate agent said she wanted to make sure the ones inside my house were not recording.

What one's inside my house? There was a camera on the tripod.

Uh, no, no, nothing inside the house was recorded.

Nothing inside the house. What's being recorded?

Nothing inside the house is being recorded. Yeah.

Okay,

I

mean, it did look kind of sus that the phone was on a tripod at the foot of the bed.

Me and my kinky girlfriend just been doing some live sex.

Not. Weed Girl seems like she'd be up for it though. Weed Girl said she'd be up for doing a threesome in Amsterdam at the red light district.

That's even freakier than what I would be up for, to be honest.

Maybe I'd kind of like watching a male hooker bang my girlfriend and then we take turns on her.

Maybe that would be hotter than me and 2 girls.

I mean, would you take your girlfriend to Amsterdam red light district and bang her with a hooker? A male hooker?

She definitely seemed like she liked the idea of a male hooker more than a female.

She said she's not saying she would definitely

be interested. She said it would be an interesting experience.

What, getting banged by a male hooker in front of your boyfriend? I'm sure it would. I'm sure it would.

Okay, but then I get to bang a girl in front of you. Fair's fair. What kind of fucked up relationship is this gonna be? We just go red light district, we bang people in front of each other. It's not cheating though, because we are consenting.

That's a good way to sidestep the cheating thing, isn't it? Like, you want to have sex with other people and not upset the partner, then you just Do it in front of the partner like Handmaid's Tale.

But in Handmaid's Tale, it was always 2 women and 1 man, not like 2 men holding the woman down.

Maybe we do it like Handmaid's Tale. She holds the girl down.

Plenty of people do this. I've never heard anyone do this. It sounds kind of freaky,

but if I get to bang other women and she's okay with it because it's professional and I'm doing it in front of her, sounds pretty good. It's like cheating but not really.

Well, I don't really know enough people to be able to Judge what's normal, I guess.

I don't know if I'd want to do it. It's kind of weird.

I'm weird, but I'm not that weird. Threesome's never really been my kind of thing. I'm a very vanilla

One girl at a time kind of person. The thing is, I don't want to have sex if I have to pay for it. It doesn't count. I could easily do that by myself. I want like real feelings from at least one of us.

Girls think hookers not cheating because it's not emotional, it's like transactional, but then it's not fun.

Transactional sex is boring.

Note to self, if I get with her, don't take her to Amsterdam.

I brought up Amsterdam to talk about the edibles, and then she instantly starts talking about male prostitutes.

Interesting.

This soup's so

spicy.

That's okay, I guess. Not my favorite,

although it does have that tom yum flavor that I was looking for that the one I had yesterday didn't have.

It's got that tangy

spicy taste.

I don't know, I get kind of put off when girls start talking about orgies and threesomes and swinging. It's kind of weird because it makes it feel less special between us

if she wants to involve other people.

I want a special bond between 2 people, me and her.

Potatoes are

the best.

I'm not gonna drink that, too spicy. I'll try a bit.

Um, I don't know, it's like tomato sauce with milk in it.

Um.

Nah. Oh my God, it's so spicy.

Oh God, it

kind of stinks.

Okay, let's check the trading.

950 macro.

Could have pretended to like it.

Um, well, I never said I liked it. I just wanted to try it

to see if I could learn to like it and see if it brings back Nostalgia from Thailand, but I never really had it in Thailand, so I guess not.

It's okay, I guess. Maybe eat it more, start learning to like it. Kind of like buns x. The more you do it, the more you can appreciate it.

It's 3 o'clock. Maybe I tell her I'm back from work now.

Thanks. I'm finished.

I finished now. No, I'm back home now.

I made $140 yesterday. Whoa, it's ripping.

Whoa,

estate agent said, hope all is well, with a question mark. Or should I say

Yeah, it's good, thanks.

Um, don't know really what to say about that.

Why are they even asking you that? Yeah, I know, I should put hope all is well, question mark.

Everything's all good, thanks for asking.

Smiley face.

Um, should I mention the weeds? Just struggling

managing the weeds in the garden.

Just been struggling

keeping the weeds under control. In the

garden.

Replying to the estate agent,

and she seemed concerned that I was filming inside of the house when she was here. I said no.

Don't worry.

Would be nice if I could just lay a lawn.

I've kind of already started laying some lawn, that little patch of grass.

I was hoping the grass would just spread. It has kind of started to spread,

but it's kind of losing against all the weeds.

Do I even use the garden? I just use it to dry my laundry.

The cats use it to shit in.

Cats fertilizing it nicely. Nice rotting meat fertilizer.

1989. My long is down 1989. Exactly my birthday.

Shorts down, longs down, everything's down.

I think it's going to rip though. That looks like power of 3 consolidation, manipulation, and now we got distribution. I learned it from Traveling Trader.

The market only ever does 3 things. It either goes up or down or goes in a straight line flat.

After it's gone flat, it always either goes down or up.

It's called the power of 3 setup.

See, look, consolidation, and then it will do the false breakout move,

and then it'll do the real move after the false move. The false move is just to sweep liquidity. And trap people, get their stop losses.

Now we're going up, just as I thought.

Halo Warbond coming to Helldivers. To. I haven't played that game in ages.

I kept thinking they should have just made a Halo game like this, would have been really cool,

and then had Flood instead of insects. I hate the robot enemies, they're really annoying.

I played that game so much.

I can't stop streaming. It just makes too much money.

I would have to make—

I would need 30,000 views per video to make what I'm making on Kick, and I would need to make videos every day making 30K views. It's just not happening.

I'm making like $150 a day.

This is the best opportunity to make money that I've had since 2018.

I don't even have any ideas for videos anyway. I can only make the same stupid bum jokes over and over again so many times.

YouTube's dead.

Just don't have the ideas anymore.

Yeah, it's very sad, but what can you do?

I just don't really have strong opinions on anything to be able to make a video about.

5 things I hate about living in Devon.

Yeah, and then people from Devon might see it and then start recognizing me outside, which would not be good. So it either gets no views and then it's a waste of time, or it does get loads of views And if it gets loads of views, it'll be from people who live in Devon who are getting upset over

it. And then I'll start getting recognized, and that's not going to be good.

When you make a video shitting on a place and it gets views, the people who live in the place are seeing it.

I don't really want that kind of attention.

I mean, what would I even say anyway? Oh, it rains all the time and people drive really slow. Oh no,

I

need to say some insane thing. That could either get me banned or in trouble with the police.

So no thanks, I'll just stick to boring streams.

And I'm done making videos about Japan. Why Japan hates foreigners, blah blah blah.

Why I lost all respect for Joey the Anime Man.

Oh God, I just can't do that stuff anymore. It's just so cringe. Doesn't even get views.

The market's not ripping or tanking. This is boring.

I tried making a bunch of videos before Kick. They all flopped. Not even 5K views anymore.

This is before I started Kick. How I plan to pay back my mum, 4.5K. Why I regret leaving Thailand, 4K. My financial plan to get out of debt, 3.7. Why I hate living in the UK,

5.8. And then before that I got some views doing Switch 2 stuff, but before that I was getting 6K, 4K, 4K, 5K, 5K, 7K about Sleeping with Blood Bucket. Didn't even get 10K.

5K, 5K, 5K. 7K, and then this is the Turkey Tom bit, so I had slightly higher views.

Yeah, it's just I haven't been able to get 10K consistently since years ago. I have to spam out low-effort videos getting 4K views every day.

I had to spam out a video every day and do a live stream to make about $1,000 a month.

My content just sucks, unfortunately,

unless I say something extremely extremely inflammatory and just get loads of haters.

I can't seem to make anything that's good that people really love.

I tried making Amazon Flex videos and I got banned.

I tried something new and I got banned for doing it.

That's what I get, a slap in the face.

Yeah, I don't really know what to do with YouTube. It's just kind of a dead end.

I think Kick's a dead end too, but at least it pays good.

It's just too tiring having to completely change my whole life every 6 months to keep people interested.

Apologize to TB? No, he should apologize to me. He started it.

I didn't even do anything wrong.

I'm up £1 on my investing portfolio. See,

£1 gain.

See, people say I don't know what I'm doing.

Up £1 already.

Oh, that tom yum is not good for my stomach.

Very volatile. I think it's gonna tank. Fucking hell. Oh God, I'm down 30 pounds.

This

looks so bearish.

I think I'm gonna close it. £50 loss yesterday, £30 loss today.

Oh God,

I'm down 40 pounds.

Oh God, it's tanking hard.

I bought the top on the index funds. Oh my God.

It's tanking

hard.

Well, if it tanks, I'm gonna close some shorts maybe. And keep the long open.

I got screwed again.

Down 45 pounds. Oh God. I lost £100 longing now.

It's fine, it will bounce really hard at some point,

and then I'll just add more. I'll just dollar cost average into long CFDs.

Can't lose.

If I just didn't do any trading on CFDs, I would have an extra £400.

In my savings.

Yeah, the reversal's coming, don't worry.

You just watch,

reversal's coming soon.

Not even worried. Now what am I going to do with this lamp?

Hmm, where should I put it?

I need Weed Girl to gently stroke my hair.

Any ideas?

Don't know, really.

Didn't really need to buy 2. I used to have it on here, but there's nowhere to plug it in since I got the monitor.

Put it back here then.

Let's unplug the printer.

Yay,

we have light.

Got a lot of noodles now and Doritos that got flattened.

Oh, oh, that's good. I thought they were just in there, not in individual packs. I thought they were on sale. Nice. I thought it was just like a big bag of them.

Yeah, I might have one actually.

This one got flattened a bit.

What do weed people like? Doritos.

Toilet.

Down 51 pounds.

嗯。

What's new? I went on 2 dates, didn't like them.

Yeah, all my viewers left me.

Kick income down 50%.

Basically, that's it.

Only making about 140 a day.

Life's shit, isn't it? One day you're making $250 a day, now you're making $140.

Good thing I sent all the stuff back, like Nighthawk.

Nah, I can't bother going Thailand.

Not wasting more money on this.

I do not want to make big decisions based off of kick.

I've spent so much money on my IRL setup, and then the viewers just went down anyway.

AJ still wants to meet, but I don't know if I want to go to Thailand anymore. Crips is completely gone, and Venus is gone too.

Now I've got 2 more girls I'm waiting to meet,

but I have to wait until next month because they're busy.

I didn't like Gamer Girl.

She didn't look like how I thought she would look.

I wonder if I kept my earnings secret, would there be more viewers?

When we were waiting in line to buy ice cream, this woman in front of us turned around and then said to the gamer girl, I really like your jumper. And I was thinking, really? It's just a pretty normal looking jumper. And I thought, oh shit, I should have— I should be the one saying this stuff. I never

compliment the date's looks when I'm on the date,

but girls love that stuff, don't they?

I'd rather be single than have to meet these girls again. I did not like Indian girl at all.

She wasn't attractive at all.

I couldn't wait until the date was over. As soon as we separated, I felt so happy.

I went straight back to my car and I got out of that shithole. I couldn't wait to get out of there.

Nothing better than just sit there in silence with your music. Doing 60 miles per hour, no traffic in front of you.

That beats any day, anytime.

I'm so uncomfortable.

Gamer Girl was a lot nicer, and I didn't really have any problems spending more time with her, but I would not want to date her.

Yeah, I lost nearly $400 on these 2 dates buying the clothing, buying the tickets, the fuel. And then not streaming all day cost me easily $400.

Yeah,

but I'm not looking for sex, I'm looking for a girlfriend.

I don't know why you people still think all I want is sex. I'm looking to have a girlfriend. I don't know why you think I just want to have sex one time and lose $500.

You guys have like this weird idea of who you think I am,

even though I keep saying it over and over again.

It's like you want to believe that all I want is sex, even though I keep saying differently.

You people just want to believe in this image that you have of me, even though it's not even real.

I don't care about sex that much. I'm looking for a partner that I could spend time with and enjoy each other's company and have sex, obviously.

You just don't understand me.

How do I lie for a living? I haven't made clickbait fake videos in ages.

You're just really, really dumb.

Yeah, obviously I had sex with Blood Bucket for sex. I don't want to date Blood Bucket. She's like 55 years old and she's got no hair.

Your last video is clickbait.

Um, it's just a caption in the thumbnail. To make people think I was going to steal the phone. It's not really lying, all YouTubers do it.

I mean, it was a free phone, I just didn't keep it. It's hardly a lie. That's a really, really big reach.

All YouTubers put stuff in the thumbnail to exaggerate.

With YouTube, exaggeration is the name of the game.

You should know this by now.

Is PewDiePie lying when he does his titles?

One of PewDiePie's titles was something like, our house got invaded, and it was literally just a spider that he sucked up in the vacuum. Is he lying?

Don't be so stupid.

No, I still do IRL. It's just been raining every day.

Wow, I should make new content that would make my channel grow. Oh, I didn't think of that. Well, I'll just start doing it now then. I'll just magically conjure up this amazing new content that's gonna make my channel grow. Oh God, if only I thought of that myself.

Didn't realize all I had to do was make new amazing content and then my channel will grow. Thanks for telling me. Going to be a millionaire now.

I've only been doing this 8 years, but I never realized that. I thought I had to make boring content over and over again.

Trying to help you. Wow, such help.

All I had to do was make good content. Wow, I didn't know that. Wow, my mind is blown. You should be offering courses to people with this mind-blowing advice.

I did talk to people. I talked to at least 10 people in that phone video and it didn't get any views.

You guys give the shittest advice ever.

Yeah, well, it's been 2 months of doing this and it's fucking boring. I'm bored out my skull.