Kick Livestreams/AMAZING day out 2025-08-03 20_07 [34490262-amazing-day-out] 480p

I'm going to save me.

Oh God, it's fucking raining. Hey, it is raining.

There's

So many people here as well. It is kind of close. The fuck is this car doing? It's so fucking close. When does it stop raining? Oh God, it's raining a lot. Oh shit. I got horned at, there's caravan that overtook him. He hoed at me. I was gonna overtake the caravan and then as IO was overtaking, another car was coming the other way. <laugh>. And then they hoed at me. There's plenty of space. I want the rain to finish and then I go out. Maybe I'll park up there. I am gonna take my parking. Um, pretty tight. I

Cool. Maybe hit the Tesla. I don't know if that's room. Now guess. Oh yeah. Uh, that Tesla, the model y charging. Uh, I guess I'll buy a parking ticket. <silence> Hmm. 80%. Hmm.

Where's my tripod? Drizzling. Maybe I'll bring my towel. It doesn't seem too bad. Never wear my hat. Check my second one. That's my people would still come out for a walk in the rain. I'm not sure which signal stronger. Ee or Vodafone Could be ee Well, maybe three. It, uh, rub. It doesn't say when the rain's gonna stop. Usually it does. Tesla. Model Y. I'm gonna get soaked. Maybe I'll wear my, my jacket.

Yeah.

Could wear my jacket. Oh shit. Look, the sun's damaged it. Where? It's been in the car.

Yeah.

I don't need the hat. The hood could wear the hood. What a great day is it? Fucking stupid raining country. I can't believe it just rained all month. July. Now August two.

It's

Supposed to be summer, British summer and people driving. So slowly. Uh, someone, uh, doing 30 miles on the 60 miles per hour road. Unbelievable. I can't believe how slow people drive. And then the stupid caravan pulls out on me and then does 20. And then I overtaken me hos at me. I mean, if you're gonna go slow, don't pull out on people. Then. Fucking annoying, stupid idiots. They probably got, they probably got 30 years more driving experience than I do. And they drive slow as fuck. So far. Not very amazing day out. Is it? They've got like a little popup cafe thing over there. How long it's gonna rain for? It's kind of hot. Wearing the jumper and the jacket. I might take the jumper off.

I

Five pound parking to sit here all day. I am getting all these girls following me on Instagram since Venus linked to my kick Czech Republic. Damn. She's cute. I might have to just walk in the rain. Uh, BPC weather. Oh my god. Drizzle and moderate breeze all day until six o'clock. Look. Oh fuck

Sake.

And then Monday it's raining all day on Monday and then Tuesday it is cloudy. Uh, really Shit, isn't it? I don't even know how to get to the viaduct. I think I know how to, I don't know why they don't make it easier to get there. I am at the reservoir, but I'm not going to bog hill. I'm going to the viaduct. But this is rubbish weather to go there too. On. But it's raining on Monday. Wow. I don't wanna wait all the way until Tuesday. Oh. Might have to wear my hat.

I

Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Hmm mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm. Mm. I hope I've got connection as well when I go down there. There. Oh, it'd be embarrassing if the caravan I overtook also comes here. They hoed at me. They did not like it when I overtook them. Yeah. Maybe I go if they, if they get here, are they're gonna be kissing me. I don't think they're coming here. I mean, you never know. Caravan could come here. I, although you don't really see caravans here 'cause I don't think you're allowed to stay overnight. Where's my hat? I need to get a waterproof. Fuck. Plug my phone in case the water gets in there. I think it just gotta go. Phone's gonna get wet.

Tesla.

Hold on. I've got the everythings. I still got the little notes. Yeah. Should we get an umbrella? What goes up there?

We are following, we are following our,

You dunno. We

Oh, the wedding.

I don't know where they're going. Maybe it's down there. I don't know. They put some fucking signs up. Maybe. Oh God. I would not wanna go on to Bog Hill today. They're wearing shorts and I'm wearing a winter coat and a jumper. Two pairs of Trouss. Why is there a gate here with a padlock? It doesn't even go anywhere. Horsey horse. Why are these horses so tiny? How'd they get here? Why are they so tiny? It's like some weird little level in Resonate Evil. You go down there, get the special key. Where's Chuff Weasel? He usually knows about the area. How do I get to the uct? It's where those women were. So I was thinking, I go down the steps and then I go along the valley, but I, I don't know if the connection's gonna work down there because it's a valley. I still can't see it looking good.

Uh

Oh. Lou, maybe it's back over there. If there weren't so many people might have asked them but they were talking at the same time.

Uh,

It would be in that direction, wouldn't it? 1972. 53 years. 53 years old to the beer. Duck get there. I'm wondering if it's down there. Look, there's the bridge, the ve that I can see over, over there. Read the sign. This is private land. Keep to the footpath. Grazed by cows. So we're allowed on it. Even though it's private land. Melbourne viaduct. Oh, it is this way to Melbourne Viaduct private land. But I'm allowed on look. The sign here to Melbourne <inaudible>. Yeah. It must be this way. Nice. This hat's pretty useful. Good for when it's, um, uh, not cloudy and good for when it's raining. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Hmm. Good for when it's bright and high. UV rains and good for when it's raining. You look quite tan. Now here my hands are really brown. Uh, there's also an abandoned quarry and an abandoned train station. Pretty cool. I want to go there today. It's not even raining anymore. Take it off. Maybe. Hmm. It stopped raining. Nice. Whoa.

These

Trees funny. Don't think I need to buy food today. I've got leftover. Lamb could go tomorrow instead. Oh my God.

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Of trees. Well, they build bricks into the tree roots. Look, there's bricks in the tree. Roots the hell like a wall of trees. <silence>

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E signal.

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It's there or not.

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If you just say, I know this person, Daniel. I was, oh, there it is. And they said I know his name Daniel. And then the other one said, do you know this person? The fuck were they talking about me? You, hello? It's right over there. Did you hear that? I don't know if I was streaming or not. 'cause my connection keeps coming off and on. That was really weird. That can't have been a coincidence. But I didn't say anything to me. You didn't hear it? What? Uh, one of the best things always happen when I'm not connected. There's three women. I just walked past them and as I walked past them, she said, I know his name is Daniel. And then the other one went, you know this person that was, they didn't look at me when they said it though. How do they know me? I mean, why not say something like, hi. I mean you're talking about me right in front of me. Kind of weird. Whatever. It reminds me of that time in Manchester. Suddenly heard some girl shout. We love you. Daniel. Was that to me? I don't get it Weird. Constance. It's

Coincidence getting a bit hot now. Surely they're not talking about me right in front of me as if I'm not there. I went right past them and then they went, I know this person. Daniel. You, you know this person like that <laugh>. That was funny. There's no way I get recognized in the middle of nowhere. I'm not even famous. They sounded European like French or something. Someone doing campfire. I dunno if it's worth doing bonding. Ee is, ee is dead. EE edge. What's that? What that noise? Dam it disconnected at the best point. It might be saved on my phone as the rod. I'm try and find it. Where was it at? Like two hours in. Oh, it's so weird. I mean if you walk past someone and they're saying, oh I know that person. And then they say your name. What are you gonna do? Could have just been talking about another Daniel's. A pretty common name. Edge is two G. Oh look, what is that? It looks like a big oven. So the bar is doing good. What's that? It's like a massive pizza oven. Can you see? And a toilet that is so random. A random massive oven.

Hm. Look, someone did a campfire here too. Look, there's the UCT built in 1872 by William Grl, Waffel, I forgot his name. Something like that. Famous, uh, architectural engineer built a bridge in London and in Devon. Two bridges. Actually I forgot what I read on Wikipedia. They built many bridges. This is one of two of the only wrought iron trussel bridges in the UK originally connecting Oak Hampton to be. It was originally a single track bridge and then extended to a double track. Also used during World War II to transport things shut down in 19 something, something converted into a cycling track. Very fascinating. Phony. I could remember all the details properly. How I get over this. It's a nice gate. My mom should have had a gate built like this. I dunno why my uncle built a gate where the bar is here and you put it into a hole into the ground. Why not have a post and then have like a lever thing? It's so much better. I don't know why my uncle made the gate like that. Wow. Look. 19th century engineering. If you go up on top of it, if I can find a staircase case,

Well look how old is it like 50? No, a hundred. No wait. If it's built in 1870, it's over a hundred years old.

Jesus.

Why do they call it a viaduct? Or is it viaduct? Instead of just calling it a bridge, how's it different to a bridge? Or is a viaduct a type of bridge? How do I get up there in the woods? It used to be a river. This whole valley bit was a river. Um, but they built that dam in 1972 and then the whole thing dried up. So I guess that was the point of the uc. So uc is a bridge that goes over a river. Isn't that what all bridges do otherwise? What's the point in building it? Oh, it carries water, but it's a bridge for trains. Weird. I'm walking away from it. I need to, I wanna get towards it. Why not walking away? It's a weird smell. Like burning rubber. Sounds like there's a lot of traffic in it. Oh it must be the A 30 can hear a lot of traffic. I keep wheels spinning my car. When I stop at a junction and move off when I'm not on eco mode, it will spins a lot. I've got too much power. What's that sound? I can hear an engine. Is this someone's house or is there a dog there?

Public bridal way. Uh, not someone's house there. Oh no. I can get to the road. I saw a dog, some guy driving a truck. That shit dog sees me. It says it's private land but it also says public bridal way. It looks like the road. I just don't it don't look at the dog. Don't show you dog. I don't know where I'm going. Oh shit. Hello doggy. What? What? Good dog Mr. Doggy. Friendly doggy dog. I thought he was gonna bite me. Oh ugh. The dog scared the crap out. Me. Where the fuck am I? I seem to be walking further and further away from the Melbourne thingy, but there's nowhere else to go. A horse. What? The duck is over there. Why am I going away from it? Oh shit. Fuck. I'm on the wrong side of it. Oh no. I was supposed to be on the other side of it for the staircase. That's why those women came. Oh my God. I gotta go back. I go back guys. Ah, fuck yeah. I gotta go back. Fucking shit. The staircase thing I saw on Google Maps was on the other side of the viaduct. This side. I don't know where this side goes.

Well at least I'm friends with the doggy gy now. Uh, I hate it when you look lost and then they see you're lost and they ask you where you're going, but you already kind of know where you're going and then you tell them where you're going and then they tell you directions going in the other way when you know it's this way. But you don't wanna be rude and ignore the help. Um, yeah, it's on that side. Oh, it's raining again. Oh fuck. I lost my hat. Where's my hat? No, it was in my bag strap. When did I lose it? Oh my god. My not my hat. I like that hat. I forgot when I didn't feel it anymore. Well, it's not here. I must have dropped it earlier. Fucking shit. I tucked it in my bag strap and it fell out. I didn't even notice it fell out. Oh no. I am going back the way I came anyway. So it should have dropped along the way. Maybe you can see on the stream when I dropped it. It might be when I touched the dog. I lost the boomerang and now I lost the hat. <laugh>. Oh god.

Melbourne farm. I must have dropped it earlier. How did I not notice Venus trashing Daniel in her last post. What today? What's she saying? Keep my eye out for it. It might be when I open the gate, stretch my armpit out. I'm pretty sure Venus is trolling me. She's either actually in love with me or she's trolling. Hmm. Which one could it be? She said you're crazy. Not smart. Yeah. Yesterday's post wasn't it? You talking about a new one today or yesterday's old one? I've seen it. She apologized and we made up with Wayne's. Now I'll find this hat. I don't remember when I dropped it. I haven't seen it yet. Well, she's crazier than me. I didn't stab no one.

I

I can't believe I dropped my fucking hat. I thought it would be pretty secure in my bag strap like that. It is hard to see 'cause it's brown like the ground. I gotta look at the ground the whole time. I don't really care what Venus does. As long as she doesn't either break my property, uh, get me banned or get me in trouble with the police. Apart from that, I don't really care or give me aids. Those are the four things I was concerned with. Crypt. Fuck. I really dunno where my hat is. It kind of blown away. 'cause it's not windy. It should have stayed in place. Well I dropped it. I can't believe I lost it. I was just saying how much I like the hack. It has to be here. I remember touching it when I saw those women. Oh, <laugh>. Yay. My baby. Ha ha got my hat. Oh thank God. <laugh>. Good thing that I turned back where I put it in my bag. It's not raining anymore anyway. Jesus. I can't believe I dropped it safe in the bag. Whew. Got my hat skin kind of hot now with this coat.

Whew. Thought I lost my hat. Didn't even notice I dropped it. The thing I took that black jump off. Yeah, I think 'cause the steps going up to the top on the other side of it. Not this side. That's why I think those women turned back. I think they're going there too. I made $220 yesterday. 13 stream. 16 an hour. If I see those women again, should I go? I'm Daniel. You mentioned me earlier. I what this little building is for. That's like a checkpoint. They brought the wagons. I thought they put little flower. Uh, what's that? Uh, is that a tampon or is it a diaper? Oh it looks like a diaper. Is it like a period pad? Why did you take your period pad off there? Take it home, sniff it. It's hot though. She pulled her pants down there. Smelly period pad. Maybe it was one of those women I just saw earlier. She ovulating. Why are you touching it? I only touched the edge. She's fine. It's not where her pussy was touching. It smells like ovulating pussy. Bring it home. Signal gets a bit crappy over here. Wow. I wonder if there's dead things at the bottom.

I'm gonna nut on it. A nut on the bit where the vagina touches. There might be eggs on it. It can grow a baby out of it like a fungal spore. I touch the pose. See? Okay, I think I know which way I saw it earlier. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Oh my god. Scary way. Oh god. <laugh> just, oh I like it. Hold. She's not, would not wanna bring a fat person over there. Oh fuck. Oh, I see people on top of it. God, it's getting hot. I shouldn't brought my jack. How do I get over there? I need to get over there. But all these stones. Maybe I follow that little trail or that trail. How'd they get up there? Oh, down here. Oh, training again. Oh, okay. Well this is very lovely. I am going up to the Melbourne viaduct. I didn't know you can go on top of it. I think this is the way I saw a little staircase on Google Maps. It takes you to the top and they got the abandoned train station that they used to use for it Looks pretty cool. I feel like I'm in Jurassic Park.

Yeah.

Oh look at that. There's like a creepy little train tunnel. See like an

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Was it disconnected the whole time? When did it disconnect? I was saying guys, guys, where are you? It said I was streaming and I had connection but it was doing the iv. Oh, that's why you guys talking about IV cam. I see. This is why I gotta monitor the stream myself. Um, dammit. 'cause I had connection the whole time. It just wasn't streaming for some reason. How long was it out for? I already got a monitor, the three myself. Right. I'm at the top anyway. What? Someone put a phone here? Uh, why is there a phone? Did someone leave their phone there? It's just a phone. Is it their phone? Should I take the phone? Excuse me. Did you leave a phone on that rail?

No.

No. Someone, someone's left the iPhone there. Not on the rail. Yeah, it's just sitting on the rail. <laugh>? No. Um, no it didn't but Okay. I'm not sure who it is. Okay. Someone left the iPhone there are gonna see it. I mean I can't take it. 'cause if they go down there and ask people and then they're like, oh yeah. And then they come and look for it and it's gone. And then they see the other people and they say, oh, we saw an Asian guy and it was obviously me. That's okay. I mean I could take it to the police station. Wow. Look, I'm getting soaked. Wow. Are they not gonna take it? Maybe I'll take it. Nah, nah not mine. It looked like pro max something or plus No, it had the triple lens on it. It looked like pro max. They're going down. They're not going down. I wanna go down that bit anyway, so I'll take it. I can't do someone left their phone. They, that's crazy. They must have been taken a selfie and just forgot. And those people went down the um, steps back down there. But I saw kids in the family down there.

It looks like a pro max. I don't know. Maybe I'll take it. Shit. Someone's been phoning it. They've been phoning it. You think it is weird if I take it someone's phone? Do they not remember where they left it? But I wanna go into the, I wanna go into the abandoned train station. I, I pick up when they call but I can't unlock it. Well look. Abandoned train station we have to lock button doesn't work. I'm pretty sure you got unlock the screen. Wow. Look, this is the abandoned train station. Temporary permissive footpath. Oh God. It's got that weird like old smell, like old world smell. It's got like that 19th century coal mine Earth, stinky World War ii. Everyone's dying in a ditch smell. If people come back this way, it could be theirs. Look, there's a train station. They blocked it all off. But there's even like a rail for bicycles. It's kind of been that old. Seems like it might have been used not too long ago, like 50 years ago. There's no one on the bridge. Maybe I'll walk this way or someone coming. I ask them. They might just say it's theirs even though it's not.

Excuse me. Did you lose a phone? A phone? It was um, on the bridge just sitting there. Not yours. Not mine mate. Okay, thank you. Oh look, the train station. Excuse me. Is this your phone? No, it's not it John. Okay. <laugh> family just went down that, so yeah, I'll check with them. Yeah, it was, we have three kids with them. Deliver them. Okay, that's well look at the train station. I wanna see the train station. How do they not remember where they left the phone? They could just say, oh yeah, it's mine. Thanks mate. <laugh> can do like a social experiment. Who's honest? I'll be like, ah, it's my phone actually. Trick. Excuse me, <laugh>. So my phone, I must perform my good deed. Hello Is train station penalty. 200 pounds. Then when did they stop using this? I saw a Snapchat on the, on the home screen. They really can't remember where they left it. That's crazy. I saw that family. They were on bikes blasting in process. Looks like. Um, I can't really tell. I mean it's got Dynamic island must be 15 or more. It could be like 16 plus. No, it must be a pro. Max got triple length.

That family won bicycles. I don't know if I can catch up. I can't believe you talk to people. Well, I mean I can't just walk off with a very, this phone. This is a promax. That must be like a th 1,200 pounds. Can't just leave it there. Someone with malicious ideas might take it. Why would they say, did you lose something first or did you lose something? No, that's kind of weird. They're like, hello? Did you lose something? <laugh>? You lost my marbles mate. Danny has morals. Well, I mean, what am I gonna do with it? Can't unlock it. Can you? You have to like hack it. And also they probably got fined by iPhone on it. So they might be GPS tracking it. Imagine I get a knock on the door. And also I've live streamed myself picking it up so the police might come. So now I'm kind of stuck. I shouldn't have picked it up actually. Yeah, I'm using the flip phone, but I'm holding it in my hand now. I'm not doing discreet mode. Oh God. I'm not catching up if they're on bike. Excuse babe. Haskin sucks. Or I mean, a phone number came in on it and the name popped up. Is that him?

Maybe it's him. Excuse me. Uh, have you, have you lost the phone? No, I, I found the phone up there. No I haven't. Oh, okay. Thank you. Thank you. Maybe it's theirs. I don't think it's their, no, I don't think it was that. They won't even speak in English. I reckon it's that family I saw earlier with the kids put it back. They'll be tracking it if they know it's lost. Yeah. Uh, I feel like maybe I'll put it back. If I take it to my house, they're gonna come to my house. I think they're gone. Not fucking that one. It says find my phone alert. They're looking for it.

What's

That? I can't, it's it's doing like find my phone alert. It says enter passcode. They're trying to find it. You could, there was no, uh, it wasn't ringing the phone. It was like a, excuse me if you lost the phone. Oh, okay.

I'll that go away.

Okay. This way. Down that way. This way. Um, I came from that way. Yeah. At the bridge. We must get this phone back. They'll ask you if they're looking for it. Uh, maybe I'll stop asking random people. It's kind of weird. Maybe I just ditch it on the ground. Just think I should ditch it. I might just ditch it. I don't know. This track goes on forever. I'm turning back. Oh fuck. Hit a police car. I've seen this trail on the maps. It goes miles. So if they've ridden, ridden down there, there's no way I'm catching up. I wanna explore the abandoned train station.

I

I might put my hat on. I can't believe they just left it there. I don't get it. I mean they took a selfie. They put it, they obviously put it there to take a selfie and then they didn't pick it back up. Look good.

People

Come in behind me. Did you miss anything? Good. Uh, found a phone. I might just put it back. I can't be bothered to go to the police station. And if I bring it to my house, they're gonna come to my house. Well look at this thing that's crazy. They just abandoned the whole station. Just left it like that. Police station. Is there one in Oak Hampton whilst I'm at the police station? Maybe I'll say. Hmm. Don't know. Am I under investigation or what? I'm here to turn myself in. Call them using Siri. How'd you do that phone Jackie? Just to confirm I'd

Call.

No. Okay. I won't do it. Phone Tom. Which one? Oh, I'm phoning him. Phoning him.

This is the Vodafone voicemail service.

It's not picking up phone. Jackie, just to confirm it's okay. What do to who? J-A-C-K-I-E. Jackie, just, just to confirm. No phone. Jackie. J-A-C-K-I-E. Just to confirm

You'd

Like to recording Jackie help.

Hello?

Hello? I found an iPhone on Melbourne uct.

Oh,

I'm guessing it's yours.

Yes it is. Yeah.

Uh, um, where are you? I could bring it to you. Oh,

Are you sure?

Or, or I could leave it where I found it.

Um. Oh, I'm not sure what to do. Shall I ring the person? They, he's with someone else. So, um, they're going to the Fox and house, the pub. Are you anywhere near that?

Is that in Oakham?

No, it's the other way towards um, out of Oakham. It's the other way. Which way are you heading?

I'm currently still at Melbourne uct.

Okay. Um, is that where you found it on a wall? Was it? Or?

Yeah, it was just on a chain link fence propped up.

Okay. Alright. Do you mind just wait. Um, I'll just ring the other person 'cause he's with his sister and see whether he wants to come back for it.

Okay, I'll wait at the viaduct.

Oh, thank you.

That's okay. Thank you so much. No problem. Bye. Fuck some hound. I go to the pub and be like, is this your phone? I don't think she was with the person that lost the phone.

Okay, good.

That's Tom running backwards by, where's the Fox and Hound guys? She said it's the other way. It might be towards credit. The Lens's getting wet. I'm guessing it might be Tom's phone. How long are you gonna wait? Dunno, maybe they'll gimme some money. Being a good guy. Oh, just stand in the rain. Don't worry. Um Oh shit. I muted it by accident. Yeah, I was saying can someone find where the Fox and Hound Pub is by the time I get back to my car and drive there? They might have already left. I think my jacket accidentally pressed the mute button. Abandoned train station. Letford. Wait, Lit's Not far. That's where Letford Gorges. That's crazy that this train station used to operate and people used to walk up and down here to get the train. Oh Lit. Ford's that way. Oak Hampton's. That way it says Littleford. Maybe they went this way instead of the other way. Maybe they came back for it and it wasn't there. Shit. Oh it's Buzz. Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Yeah, calling. He's coming back for his phone.

Okay.

So yeah, he should be he'll recycling any second you might see him but if not, thank you so much for ringing though. Okay. I'm really

Kind of you. That's no problem. You just wanted to make sure it was safe.

Oh, thank you.

Okay. Bye

Bye.

Yeah, I guess so. I reckon he's coming back from that way. I reckon they went that way 'cause Woodford's that way. Those other people I asked, they didn't give a shit. It'd be funny if you already came back this way and it would've gone 'cause I took it and I walked in the other direction. It says cycling back. I look like, I mean if I was trying to steal it, I wouldn't be phoning them Would I? Can't accuse me. Didn't do nothing wrong. Rain clouds moving in now we gotta wait for Colin. Wow. We got content today, guys eating good tonight. Maybe I clip this for YouTube but get some good points for Karma. I wonder which way he's gonna come from that side or that side. I reckon it would come from that side 'cause they said they were going to Lipford which is over there. A volcanic theory 9,000 years ago. Massive deforestation 10,000 years ago. Got ice age 300 million years ago. The big squeeze

Cooked

With rocks and Copper Mag is distilled. The two make bottles. Wow. Come on Colin getting soaked here.

Oh God.

Oh Venus was spamming my Instagram. I wasn't paying attention. She was trying to call me

Colin.

Colin, there's a bunch of people just standing in the field over there not moving at all. Who you know um, you know. Well who's that blonde girl in Resident Evil four remake. She's friends. She was friends with her. Ella Frey or something. She's friends with a lot of people in that space. Like uh, Taylor or these other girls too. I would've left the phone and gone home. Yeah, but hm. Something to do isn't it? No, not Jill Valentine. She's brunette. There's another girl on re evil four remake. She's got short kind of blondish white hair. I don't get it. He put the phone in there to take a selfie there I'm guessing. And then just left the phone there. How'd you even do that? Rebecca Chambers. Oh, is that the name of the character? I wonder if it was that family with but I thought they went that way. I didn't 'cause they were there and I came this way. They didn't go past me. So maybe he's gonna come from that direction. Come on Colin. Come on Colin. Getting bit wet. I don't think that's Colin. You said he's riding back on a bicycle. Excuse me. You love him <laugh>

Call in <laugh> cold. This place kind of depressing. Yeah, it would've been nice if the weather was good. It's gonna be raining tomorrow as well. Coming.

Hi.

I might come back here when the weather's good. Oh, they must have gone really far. If he's riding a bicycle and he's still not back. Does TIL mean that is life. This is life The inside.

No.

What if it's not coming? Oh today I learned people abbreviate everything nowadays and what they're saying half the time doesn't know what TIL means. Yeah. 'cause I'm not not a kid. I'm millennial. We invented the internet and the OG means where the fuck is Colin? I am using the flip seven at the moment. Uh oh. I hope there's not water getting in my charge pole. I really think they're gonna come from that side. I think it's a a 16 pro max. There's people over there on the bicycle. 'cause that them can't be, I mean if it was them they would stop, wouldn't they? There's two people on the bicycle coming, but this is a bicycle track so it's not weird. There's people on the bicycle. Oh, so these people again? No, those are the ones that asked earlier.

I need call her.

Call her.

Hmm.

Does he know where you are? Yeah, I said I'm at the bridge. Venus is asking when when are we gonna sex? You want to sext me? How'd you know their name? It says on the phone because they were phoning the phone so it had the name pop up onto it and then she phoned the guy that she thinks it belongs to. But it sounded like she wasn't with them.

Mm-hmm <affirmative>

Two bikers come in. It's not Colin. Maybe Tom was the guy at Collin's with. And then he's like, I'll phone my phone. Can you if they go into the pub, he's with someone. Oh he must ride really slowly. Can I come with you to the pub? I don't have any friends. This will clear my name of bad deed. If this one good deed, they got a good signal up here. Streams looking clean. Maybe the phone was there for half an hour. Might be in there longer. They might be at the pub. And they're coming from the pub now. A bunch of people down there wearing orange jackets. I know what they're doing. Is it like an army thing? It's taking a long time, isn't it? That girl on tire friendly? She asked if I knew what freelancer is. I said no. She said it's you pay money for sex. I said how much? She said 5,000 bucks. That's like a hundred pounds isn't it? That's like half the rent of my condo back in Bangkok. And then I asked her can I take video? And she was like, what kind of video? Porno. Graphical video Maybe. I asked her if she'd be pretend to be my girlfriend on stream instead of sex.

It's funny, these prostitutes just advertising on this dating app. Why not? If you want prostitute, it's a pretty easy way to get one. 5,000 bucks. 25 pounds. No it's not. 'cause my rent in Thailand was 11,000 bucks, which is about 250 pounds I think. I don't know. I mean maybe if I was really horny and like we create a rapport instead of using a middleman. I hate it when you gotta use a middleman like a pimp. I want it to feel like, oh it's my girlfriend coming over. Gimme the girlfriend experience. Maybe if you see her enough times she falls in love quits her job and you save her from the evil world of prostitution. Oh God. Taking ages. Hello. Hi there Colin. I have your phone if you want it back. 200 pounds. I hidden it in a secret location. Who? Imagine I'm like I have your phone. I have hidden this in the seafood location if you wanted PayPal me 500 pounds through this address. You have 10 minutes to comply. <laugh> uh, how long have I been waiting? 35 minute buy bicycle from Fox and Hound. Did she say they were at the Fox and Hound or they're on the way to it?

It's not cold. It's warm. It's just the rain is a bit annoying. It stops now but it's still drizzling a bit. It's quite a humid feeling. Who am I meeting meeting Colin? I found his phone. Looks like iPhone 15 Pro Max or 16 Pro Max Triple lens Dynamic Island feels pretty fast when I touch it. It was just sitting on one of these rails so I picked it up. Colin sounds like an old man's name. Doesn't it? Like 50-year-old Colin. I think Dave Gibson would love it here. He loves his bicycle riding. This is um, one of the famous cycling routes. Route 27. How many viewers I got?

Hmm.

One 16. Eh, that's like $15 an hour getting paid to stand here waiting for Colin. If I get 150 viewers it's more like 16 or 17 an hour. And the difference between a hundred ish viewers and one 50 is like a couple of dollars per hour. Not massive. I mean at least we're not down like 70 or 80 viewers. Which sucks. Where do we start traveling again? I don't know. I kind of like my car and driving. If people are saying I have less viewers 'cause of the time zone. The time zone will be even worse when I'm in Asia thinking I postponed Thailand to like November as I originally planned. Colin's still not here. Where's my phone? I think I'm pretty far from you see where's the dam? Oh the reservoir's over there for my car is like over that little hill. I walked pretty far raining again. At least the bar is strong. I'll downplay it. And I say oh just I was only waiting like 10 minutes but he knows how long I've waited 'cause he rode here. Maybe it is finishing his pint at the pub prediction ended. Oh that was the last one.

How long have I been waiting <laugh>? Where the fuck is Colin? It would be nice if you showed up soon. Unless I walk towards him, but I don't know which direction I think it come from that direction. If I walk that way I could head towards him. But if he's coming from that way then I've gotta come back here. 'cause he'd be like where's my phone then leave the phone could do. Yeah, I said melding via ducks. Didn't there? It'd be fun if he says you could have just left it there mate. Well he didn't have to wait mate. He could have just left it there. Does he know what you look like? No. I didn't even say my name. Well I don't know. I don't know if he went to the same car park as me. Which way will be back to Wait, where's the dam? Oh the dam's over there. I don't know if you can get back this way. I got here by, I climbed from down there. There's like a little footpath with a step way. KCIP is ending soon. Really back to YouTube I guess because there's no point doing Kik if there's no K-C-I-P-I don't get any subs and I get no, I get no donors now.

Why I'm back on YouTube tube. That's why I got a stream every day and squeeze it as hard as I can. That's the fear isn't it? That they could just announce. Oh yeah, we're ending it not working out is it? That's why I can't be spending large amounts of money for it. I do do TTS. Yes, but no one donates apart from that one guy. Yeah, I don't get any donuts. I don't know which way to go anyway. I might, I wanted to go that this way. Colin not come in here. Oh shit. Someone's been phoning seven minutes ago, three minutes ago. Oh shit. Jackie phoned. Fuck phone. Jackie help

Calling Jackie help.

Hello? Hi. Hi. You phone?

Hello? Hold on. Hello?

Hello?

Yeah, just hold on a moment. The guy. Hello there. You have my brother's. You have my brother's phone? Yeah.

I found the phone on the uct.

Did you put it back? Because he came to look for it and he Wait he was there 10 minutes and he couldn't find it. Did you sort of walk away with it and

Then go back and put it back? Yeah, I walked the other way and then I came back. Oh. Should I leave it here or

Are you

Sorry? Have

You still got it?

Yeah.

Okay. Can you bear with me one moment because he's come back for it and now he's come back again 'cause he wasn't there. Just

Bear. Oh, sorry about that.

Just bear with me one moment. Yeah. Ring Bear with me. Okay. Yeah. Ring my phone. Yeah. Ah yeah. Um, can you me, I just wanted to get, so just bear with me and see where my brother is. Yep. Do you wanna gimme that? Hi Carl. Um, I'm speaking to Did you want to just keep it? Okay. Um, he's saying now 'cause he is back with us. Could you just keep it and he'll come and collect it?

Uh, should I bring it to my house?

Yeah, you do. You live in Newton?

Uh, I live in Chiton.

Uh, where is that?

Um, in between Tavistock and Ton.

Oh, okay. And where are you heading now? You were on the Granite Wasted. Are you?

Yeah, I'm still at the ucs, but I didn't have any plans. You were Sorry? I'm on the Melbourne Viaduct.

You're at the VA

T chair? Yeah, the vit.

Where are you heading? Are you heading, where are you heading to?

On a walk? Um, I would've headed home. I could drop it off. I don't mind.

So do you pass the Foxen Hounds Pub? If you are that way though.

I'm not sure where that is. Is that in Oak Hampton? That's on the main

Road. Just following the Granite Way. 'cause if you are going do you're go, if you go back to <inaudible> on the South road that goes over the mo.

Yeah.

Yeah. So I think you are gonna pass the pub where we are at, which is Fox and Hounds.

Okay. I can take it to the Fox and Hound. Yeah,

That would be brilliant. Yeah. Okay.

Thank you. Sorry, I'll walk the other way

Too. So you just call us on this number? It's the main road that goes up. The <inaudible>.

Okay. Yeah, basically.

Yeah. Thanks so much for picking it

Up. No problem. Okay, thank you. Bye bye. Because

Sorry, when you get here, I'm gonna come out. Yeah.

Shit. Um, yeah, I should have left it. Now I've gotta get back to my car. He came back to look for it. It wasn't there. Oh my God. Now I've gotta get back to the cart. So it's ucs, not ucs. Okay.

Wait, wait.

I dunno if it's gonna f down here. Too lazy to come back and pick up the phone. I wonder if they're pissed that I took it. He came back for it.

<laugh>

I would've been. Good thing I checked the phone because they weren't gonna come were they? Oh. Waiting for Colin for nothing. I should have left it. I I walked the other way. I walked the wrong way. I think I came this way. I'm pretty sure I came from this part.

<silence> <silence>

Extreme risk of fire. I'm pretty sure it came this way. See it's streaming. It's kind of my fault they couldn't get the phone back 'cause I took it. Left it. Oh fuck. Oh, the bridge. No time to be scared. Oh fuck.

<silence>

Oh,

Sit back.

Ha huh? Oh,

My car's kind of far away,

Huh? Huh huh huh huh.

How many minutes to Fox and Hound from Melbourne Reservoir?

Huh?

Huh?

I had to run down the valley and then Upper Valley. That's why there's no connection.

Huh? Huh?

Actually, I quite enjoyed the social interaction. When you've got a reason to do it and you're not disturbing people, it's fine. I feel like I've might, I might have seen it before. I, I might have delivered there. Doing every Okay, we're back. Yeah. I should have just left the phone there. I didn't realize they might come from the other direction and look for it.

Huh?

Huh huh. Okay.

I put the phone in his back

So I can

Carry it in.

Ugh. Ugh.

It must be this one

10 minute drive. I look disgusting. Uh, get the fuck out of here. Uh, this guy's blocking the road. Come on. Get away.

It's,

Uh, five miles away. Um, they went so far away.

Feel like I'm doing

<silence> <silence>

I think it's streaming. Let's go. I'm at the Foxton hound.

<silence>

Wait, how do I get in? Excuse me. Excuse me. Are you Colin? I'm looking for Colin for this phone. No, not me. No, no. Colin, I thought you were gonna say Colin friend. No. <laugh>. They said they were here. Okay. I'll try all together.

You to get part.

Is this your phone? Thank you so much. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I took it. Thank you so much. That's okay. This is Colin. Hello. I cycled all the way back. We just missed each for that. Yeah, I went the other way. Oh, sorry. I should have left it there. Sorry about that <laugh>. That's okay. Really appreciate. That's

Okay. Bye.

Thank you.

Okay.

Did I get it on camera?

<laugh>?

Oh, that was awkward because I didn't know who it was in there. All on cam at night. Uh, we did it. That guy was like, are you calling that <laugh> calling my phone? That was good <laugh>. He was like, I thought you were gonna do a joke calling my phone. <laugh>. <laugh>. That old guy was funny. Oh wow. I got it on camera. All in good quality as well. That was fun. <laugh>. Oh God. I didn't know what to do 'cause I don't want to open. I don't wanna open the Siri in the pub and go cold Turkey. I didn't want, I couldn't unlock the phone in the pub and I didn't know who to give it to.

I

Didn't. They see me walk in holding it though. Oh God. Did you see the other old guy? I said, excuse me. Are you calling <laugh>? I found the phone. Are you calling my phone? <laugh>? Well, um, what should I do now? I might go home. I can't drink a pie. I've gotta drive. I'm not Dr. Driving, although I think you're allowed to have certain amount of alcohol.

Let's

Go home. That's enough. Excitement

For one day. Horrible

Rainy day. I have gained reputational favor in Devon. I'm doing,

Uh, that was <inaudible>.

Uh

Hmm. Oh, <laugh> Colin. Ugh. Hmm.

Oh God. Socially well streaming out like this. Why'd I do that? I thought it'd be fun. Stream's not getting much signal here. Maybe I'll share my hotspot. Something to do, isn't it? I didn't realize it would take that long. I thought I'd just give it back to him on the bridge. Just share my hot spot. Why is it not working? Data <inaudible>.

<silence>

I dunno. Maybe let's just go home. You might get better later.

Oh my God, I

Didn't realize this quest was gonna take so long. I thought let's just give it back to the guy on the bridge. I dunno why. It's like, oh, whatever. Go home. 17 minutes. Okay. I put my uh, which way? I don't know which way. I think it's this way. Shit. I went the wrong way.

<silence> <silence> <silence> <silence>

So, um, I am home. Oh, oh, oh,

Oh Jesus. What a day. I'm soaked. I think we deserve a pot noodle. It was nice to um, have a little interaction with the locals. Quite like that.

Eh?

Ah, where's my, oh, what? Oh, there it's testing. Testing. Whoa. Testing. Oh, my feet are soaked. Oh, just my feet are soaked. We need a pot noodle. What? Wild goose chase. Yeah. I might edit today's little adventure to plan YouTube. It's quite fun. What should I call it?

Oh no. Oh no.

Oh, thank God. I thought I had no more pot. Needle. Got two left. If I had no pot noodle, I would've cried. A THC vape. Mm-hmm <affirmative>.

Mm-hmm

<affirmative>. And a coffee. Excuse me. Are you calling? I found the phone. Are you calling my phone? The guy thought off of the joke thinking I was trying to do the joke. <laugh>. That would've been a good joke, mate. You Colin. Colin my phone. <laugh>. He was witty. You can tell he spent many years down at the pub bantering. I honestly didn't even think of that. Colin calling my phone <laugh>. They all seem like such a friendly bunch at the pubs. I bet you could just go there and like chat to people. My feet all wrinkly from being wet. What a weird thing. I know. Why? Everything's fucking sticky. My steering wheel was sticky. I felt like Spider-Man gripping on the steering wheel. I had to go this spoon sticky. Everything's sticky. Maybe not turn into Spider-Man. I think today has probably been my favorite

Day

Out World stream. Although in hindsight I shouldn't have taken the phone

And

I don't know how they would've cycled from that pub back to that bridge. It took me 10 minutes to drive. There would've been an hour cycling. Oh, it's nice and warm in here. I trapped all the heat in with the doors closed because good thing I checked the phone because I didn't realize they were trying to phone the phone. It would've been waiting on that bridge all day. Colin, are you, excuse me? Are you Colin <laugh>? Are you calling my phone <laugh>? That granddad is funny. Uh, today's been interesting. I quite like that. I'm calling my phone <laugh>. I must have seemed weird going around. They could have at least, I don't know. I said what part or say like we are to the right hand side of the main entrance. Oh. Oh, what a day Looks nice in those little pubs. I wonder if the food's good. Hmm. Are you allowed to have a drink and drive? I think you're allowed a tiny bit of alcohol. But for me a tiny bit of alcohol is a lot of alcohol. I would not drink and drive. Yeah, they were really nice. He stood up and he shook my hand. He did say thank you. What you mean?

What was that? And you say, excuse me loudly. It sounds funny. Yeah, because people can't hear me. My voice is so quiet. Excusing me, <laugh>. I get anxiety that they're not gonna hear me.

I didn't really get to see the thing. I went there to see very well. 'cause it was raining the whole time and I was worried about the phone. I'm gonna go back there again in a few weeks when the weather's better. Oh, I go back there and have a proper look at it. It's so funny. Will Smith's daughter looks like Will Smith in drag. He looks like Will Smith but wearing makeup with long hair <laugh>. He got the same ears too. She's got weird hairline. Look at this hairline like the hair. The hairline is like zigzag on her face. Like this bit here is is like the actual forehead. You don't have hair growing on your forehead.

That is one tiny forehead and she's got a star shaped forehead. Look, her forehead is like, I mean her hairline is like zzi. It's like Lisa Simpson hairline. I Why do mum shave her hair off? Uh, not sending money to Venus. She's richer than me. I've only got 3000 pounds to my name. <laugh>. Imagine I took the phone, walked off, he came to look for it. It's gone. I go back and put it there again and then he is gotta come back again to get it <laugh> and he'll be like, who took it and put it back? That's pretty good. Um, Tinder photo.

Yeah. I saw the video of Venus. I saw it yesterday. Damn. That girl on the bike was hot with her legs. That guy is a lucky guy. How do I get a girl like that? Beautiful legs. Hmm. Today was funny. I lost my hat and then I patted the dog and then I met Colin and I took his phone back to him and there was that weird bit where those women, I wonder if I can get those. Uh, 'cause I think the stream went down, but it might be saved to my phone. I walked past these women and they went, what'd they say? He said he's called Daniel. And then the other one went, do you know him? And then I walked past him and didn't say anything to me. And they're talking about me is really weird. Like they were talking about me in front of me, but then didn't say anything to me. It was really strange. They were calling Venus today. Uh, she seems busy now. I'm gonna have my pot noodle.

I got not my water. Um, no. Hmm. Ah

Hmm.

Maybe they thought I tried to steer it. Maybe they thought I tried to steal it. Maybe they thought I tried to steal it and then realized, wait, they're tracking me. I better take it back to them. No, it's not. What happened?

Mm.

See the flip seven comes in useful. Very useful with the flipping. That's the whole point of it. The point of getting the flip seven was exactly the first time like that to go discreet pop noodle

And coffee.

I don't know. I messaged Venus an hour ago. It says seen but didn't reply. I phoned her in the morning. She didn't really say much. She was at some restaurant or cafe. She goes to bed early and she wakes up pretty early, which is interesting for a DGen. Usually they stay up really late. Wake up really late. And she woke up at like 7:00 AM or something. 8:00 AM I don't remember what she, she said. Hmm. Alex's drunk nearly all the time. Like that Ukrainian girl was high on weed all the time. I find it hard to talk to drunk people. Oh God. My feet look disgusting. That skin panning off. It looks fun going to the pub with your mates for your family. Get some pub food. It's nice when they got a fireplace as well. My sister took us to some nice pubs when my dad was alive. I think she had like a pub thing for a bit. We went to a few pubs, like a nice crazy fireplace. Uh oh. Yeah. I went for a pub lunch with my mom Dave Gibson, my sister for my mom's birthday last year. No, wait, I was, when was it? It can't have been last year. It must've been 2022. God, that was a used ago then.

Yeah. I remember talking about stocks I think because I was still really into them. Oh God. Are you calling? Calling my phone <laugh>. Just going up to a random person in a pub to do a weird joke like that. <laugh>, he thought I was pranking him. Like I'm a prank YouTuber. Yeah. So I do that. So I say go up to people and do cringe jokes. Colin calling my phone <laugh>. Oh God. The guy who lost his phone is called Colin calling, calling my phone <laugh>. It took me a while, but that's a click. I really wanna show you that clip of those women saying my name. I hope it's saved to the phone. These are so good. Oh God. Oh, on how many steps? I did only 9,000 today. I burned 275 calories. Yeah, I didn't walk a lot today. 9,000

Ms. Mr. Dokey, walkie. It's so

Exhausting. I need a moment. You catch my breath. What's Venus up to you.

Okay. Me. You'll never fucking escape me. You'll never fucking escape me.

You'll never escape me.

You'll never fucking escape me. You'll never fucking escape me. One. Hey, this is, I mean, so when you tell someone you're smart, I mean you don't really have to tell them you're smart, not tell them. Okay. So it depends like, okay, someone, you're talking to someone and have this talk to someone. They can say you're smart or you're stupid. Right? So you don't do that instead say

She does that middle finger thing too. Like me that used to do <laugh> toes. Second of Spain was resolved. 200 years of inbreeding <laugh>. Really? Is that what you really look like?

What is he even thinking about?

I could take a bear in a fight. Not like a grizzly bear, but like a black bear. Jump on his back. Put it in a headlock gun.

Are you Japanese or are you mixed? I'm Indian <inaudible>. What's that mean? What's the color of your,

You know her? Who?

What's a popular Japanese last name? Ada? I heard they usually mean something. Ada Mountain <inaudible> through Japanese Akata inside <inaudible>.

Which girl?

Okay. AKA Nice speed inside,

AKA

Name.

If you're single and ready to meet

<laugh>, please don't come over here with that. Oh, oh <laugh>. I can't go.

No, I'm just, you're trying to look for love tonight, sir. Oh, we got some bating there.

She's cute.

Oh my God. We just kicked that camera. I like it.

Accident.

The top 10 Brut celebrities as put on by you. Mike. My,

Wait, how did I go to the beginning? How did a kiss?

This is royal jelly. A rare substance produced by worker bees. That turns

You talking about Venus.

This is the best for,

What the fuck are those? God that looks so uncomfortable. And these middle things in your face.

All right, I'm gonna skip these. Skip a milk mute. No milk. This man has lived with his own mother for all I wanted. Excuse me. Which country has never been to war usa.

Yeah. I wanna wash her hair so badly. If Venus washes her hair, she would look so much better. I wash it for her. It would take five minutes. I think if she just washed her hair, she would instantly look 15% better. Now you see my hygiene's not so bad. <laugh>. I shower every day. Well, at least she hasn't shave. If she shaves all her hair off, it's over. Maybe in 10 years time she'll shave it all off. Like blood bucket.

In Japan, we don't say, he's not my type. We say, what type of foreigner are Japanese women into or attractive to

This saggy life? Girl. Still going What? To YouTube channel. I forgot about her. A saggy life. Yeah, she's still going. She gets confused sometimes.

Mm.

What type of foreigner guys are

The,

Apparently there are some fonts that only Japanese. Excuse me.

I was wondering like, where did you get that? Oh, wait one second.

Chinese people reacting to black guy. So funny.

They're

Just so casually racist, but they don't think it's,

Hello everyone. This is your boy Jerry in China, and today

Jerry's in China.

Some of these people are really good at Chinese. I don't know. I mean, I don't even know if they're actually good or not. Sounds good. Maybe they're rubbish. I chat by, um, see if I've got any tender replies. I got one of them unmatched me WhatsApp girl. Didn't reply. So what you just gonna add me to WhatsApp and then ignore me? What's the fucking point then? Okay, rest. Time over. Back to work.

Ah,

Such a gloomy day. Such a gloomy day.

Where's my eye? I mean, big fan Sam song. Fucking

WhatsApp

Girl. Didn't reply.

Stupid fucking bitch.

Didn't even open the message. Don't you think guy should come to Girl <laugh>? Yeah. I said, when can you come here? Hmm? It's a quiet area. Where did you move from? I moved from Kent. This conversation getting boring. I need to ramp it up. When do you wanna come over? Yamar? 37-year-old from Yamar wants me to come to Bristol. Oh, what I say conversations died a torpedo and disaster. If she wants to come over, attend the conversations better than my live chat chap. Completely died. Whatever. Don't care. Conversation has gotten boring. We're just talking about where we live. Oh, what else to say? Women suck at having a conversation and so I just say, sorry, do you wanna come over? When? When can you come over? I don't give a shit anymore. So, I mean, you try hard and you put effort into having a conversation, not being a creep. And then you get fucking ghosted anyway. Stupid fucking WhatsApp woman. The one like the nymph, the nymph woman didn't even open my message. And she was online yesterday. Loads of times. Dating prospects. No one basically. I've got a couple matches here and there, but half of them don't reply. Half of them reply. But really slowly

Going to Thailand might be my only choice if I wanna have sex. I feel like I'm not gonna get sex here. A man needs pzi. I like a fish needs water.

Oh, hey Venus. How's it going? Oh God. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Hello.

Wait, where's that?

Hello?

Hello. Hello.

What are you doing?

What I'm doing? I'm just hanging out.

Me too.

Yeah, me too.

Do anything interesting.

Yeah, I was just saying like that, like, you know, um, um, you know, like I love people know you actually. Not really, but Yeah.

You love what some

What? No, uh, some people know you. I was just saying like a couple of followers of mine. I know you. That was, no, not really. But yeah, some people know you. Some people I can show you this guy. You like that? Oh, you know that.

Yeah. It's nice.

Yeah. I'm actually going to jump into the river right now.

Are you sure?

I'm just fucking No

<laugh>.

No, I wish I could. I'm just kidding. No, just like, like a bunch of like green stuff over there. Yeah.

It's not raining there.

No it's not.

Oh, it rains so much here. I can't go out and do much

For real. That's pretty bad. Yeah. Yeah. I, you know. Yeah.

Who is Dex Puppy?

Oh, that's, um, that's actually a fan of, it's a fan of mine and she's also my friend, kind of. So we actually video called, like we chatted earlier today, had a really good time. Like we were drinking alcohol together in front of the camera and shit like that. She's a good friend. Um, you know, I mean, if I was not gay we would be lesbians or something like that. Not really, but yeah. I'm just kidding. But, uh, the, yeah, she kind of like, she's really cute. Well, sorry I show my face. I should not have. Um, anyway, she like is my brand and also fan. Like, she watched my YouTube channel when she was smaller. So like, she's way younger than me, you know, like 21 pounds. Like, so she's like younger than me. Uh, I dunno. She also knows, she knows six mod, the, I can't call him a musician, but whatever. No, he's a musician, but like he makes music and she knows Six mod and Yeah, six basically decided should go chat up Daniel. Like we kind of know each other. It was very surprised to know him. Mm-hmm. I remember. Funny coincidence. Yeah.

Yeah. Sounds nice.

Yeah, it's really funny and cute.

Where are you going now?

Oh, where I'm going. I think I'm going to a cafe. Like I'm saying cafe. 'cause I usually drink alcohol there, so I'm not really ca

Mm.

Yeah, I drink cafe but not really, so. Yeah.

Sounds good.

Yeah. So that's what I do.

What?

Yeah. Oh no, I just said that's what I do. Oh, okay. So how's your live stream going?

Yeah, that's good. I found an iPhone 15. Promax outside

That. That's very cool. Thank you. Yeah, you're welcome.

Yeah.

Hope you have fun. Yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

Talk to you later then.

Well thanks. Talk to you soon. Bye. See?

Uh, so tired after I go outside. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Guy just casually leaves his iPhone 16 pro max outside like that and isn't even worried. God, if, if that happened to me, I'd be freaking out. I would not just be sitting in a pub having a casual lunch and a laugh. That phone's like 1000. I don't know how many pounds. Go guy. Must be rich. How you, it was at least at 15 Pro max. Oh no. When was the dynamic island? It could have been 14 or 13.

Hey again, Daniel. What's new?

When did the dynamic island come out? Which model? For a triple camera, lens, phone, iPhone, pro max model

Dynamic Island came out with the iPhone 14 pro and pro max models in 2022.

Hmm. Could have been 14 or up.

Interesting. That troll was so lazy. Remember that troll yesterday messaged me with pictures of a hot girl. I said okay, show proof it's you. She got pictures of another girl or he of another girl and then just wrote in her username with her finger as if I'm gonna fall for that. As if I'm not gonna be able to tell that you just screenshot the picture and wrote it with your finger. The account's deleted. Now God, these trolls are so dumb. I mean if you want me to think you're a girl, don't choose fucking hottest girl you can find on the internet as if I'm gonna believe a really hot girl like that is ever gonna message me. Send me nudes. I dunno why these trolls are so stupid. Another troll was the same. I said, show me a picture of your face. And then they go and get a picture of some really hot looking only fans model. At least make it believable. Just like choose some mid looking girl off a dating app and pretend that's you. They're so dumb

Dear. Have I am in board here?

If you're gonna meet a girl, where would you take her? Here? Probably not Bog Hill. Unless she's like a hiker girl. Maybe Kit Hill is pretty easy 'cause you could drive straight to the top and there's not really much walking. Just like stand at the top there and look around for like 10 minutes and think then where'd she go? S go <laugh>. I, I mean, I dunno where else you go. Beach Maybe. I said you can come visit me if you like. She said Yeah, I can do. I said, I'll take you to the hill when the weather's good. She said, what is the hill? I said, kit Hill pretty nice. Cheese ring. Bog Hill, <laugh> Churchill. I'll give you a tour of the best Hills in Devon. I don't know, maybe the beach. You don't really want to take a girl on like a trek unless she's a Reer lunch at Strawberry Fields and then Bulk Hill or I take it to the woods. Work hard, eating harder. 150 centimeters, 75 kg. Yeah, I'm sure you eat a very hard fuck hard too. Mm-hmm <affirmative> Mm-hmm Do you fuck as hard as you eat? Damn. She replied quick. She must be horny.

I am Daniel, you look cute. Smile face. Oh hey aj, how's it going? You missed all the action. I found an iPhone Pro Max and then I tracked down the owner and then I met him and shook his hand. Do you wanna see where was it?

Wait, how do I get in

Main door

Then I go in the building. Internet gets good in the building for some reason. Maybe not <laugh>. It is a bit laggy. There's an explanation. Why is it so light? Colin,

Are

You Colin? I'm looking for Colin for this phone. No, not no. Colin. I thought you was gonna say Colin friend.

Colin a friend.

<laugh>.

They said they were here. Okay,

Thanks so much. I found,

Is this your phone? Thank you so much. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I took it. Thank you so much. That's okay. This is Collin. Oh, hello. I circled all way back. We missed for that. Yeah, I went the other way. Oh right. Sorry. I should have left it there. Sorry about that. <laugh>. No, it's fine. That's okay. Really appreciate. That's okay. Bye. Thank

You.

I'm so glad that bit streamed properly without lagging. Oh, nice.

<laugh>

Colin. Yeah, I went to this bridge and I found the phone. This is the phone. Look, the phone is just sitting there. Say

That phone.

The iPhone Pro

Max. It's the phone.

It could have been the 14, 15 or the 16. It's got a triple lens.

Say that phone. Excuse me? Did you leave a phone on that rail? No. No. Someone, someone's left a iPhone there. <inaudible>? Yeah. It's just sitting on the rail. No. Um, didn't. Okay. Sorry. I'm not sure who it is. Okay.

<laugh>. I went back and I took it.

I'm getting soaked. Why? Again?

It was just sitting there. <laugh>. How'd you leave your phone there?

I don't know

My phone now.

Maybe I'll take it. Shit. Someone's been phoning it. They've been phoning it instead been cold.

I didn't get to see the abandoned station much. Yeah. I'll go again next time. I think when the It's better.

Nice smell. Oh, long ago, late. Did you lose the phone? It was um, on the bridge just sitting there. Not

Yours. The girl nearly fell over. I didn't notice that at the time. <laugh>. I did not notice that at the time. It was um, on the, how did she nearly fall over?

Was sitting there? Not yours. <laugh>. Okay.

The girl kind of looks like aj.

Oh look, the train. Okay. It was um, on the bridge just sitting there.

I the sound <laugh>. Oh, that's,

Excuse me. Is this your phone job? Okay, so I'll check with them. Yeah, it was three kids with them. Okay.

Did he say solid job?

Them? Solid job. Okay.

Solid job. What did he say That solid job jump <laugh>,

Train station.

<inaudible>. <laugh>.

They really can't remember where they left it. Namic Island 16. No, they very too hard. That's kind of,

There's another one. Excuse

Me. Uh, have you, have you lost the phone? His break? I found the phone up there. What'd he say? Uh, have you, have you lost the phone? I found the phone up there. No I haven't. Oh, okay. Thank you. Thank you. No, maybe it says

You look angry.

We can reach.

It's the bit when I phone them,

They're trying to find it. Clip this for YouTube.

Yeah, that was fun today. Where's a bit on a phone? High?

I look like I,

I was standing in that bridge for ages. I think I was there for half an hour.

Just bear with me. Okay. Ring my phone. Yeah. Um, can you me, I just, just bear with me and see where my brother is. Want that. Keep it and they'll come and collect it.

Uh, should I bring it to my house?

Yeah. You do. You live in Ton?

Uh, I lived in Ton. Yeah. I'm still at the s but I didn't have any path. The Via? Yeah, the Via

The Via Duct. Are you heading Via Duct? Are heading

To I would've headed home. I could drop it off. I don't mind.

So do you pass the Fox and Hos club? If you are that way though?

I'm not sure where that is. Is that in Oakham? That's on the

Main road. Just following the Granite way. Because if you're going, you go back to to on this road that goes over the mall.

Yeah.

I didn't, I think

You are gonna pass the pub where we're at.

I don't hound.

I can take it to the boxing hound. Yeah,

That would be

Brilliant. She wanted to see if I was coming that way anyway, but I wasn't. But I don't mind. It's like five minutes, five miles away. Yeah.

Thank you. Sorry, I walked the other way.

This too. So you just call this on this number? It's the main road that goes off the cover Stop.

Okay. Yeah, basically.

Yeah. Thanks so much for picking it

Up. No problem.

Okay. Thank you.

Bye. Bye.

Sorry. When you get here, I'm gonna come out. Yeah, me? I just wanna get Colin

From hair's getting, so Colin sounds like an old man's name, but

Hmm.

To get the train.

That was Colin passing you on the bike? I don't think I remember seeing him.

Who? You still. And then I think my Colin, I mute. Oh God.

This.

Oh, should I And I came this way. They didn't go past me. I might take the jump off it. <inaudible>. Okay, go ahead. <inaudible>.

It's

Funny. Prostitutes just add

When I was walking the other way,

It's in Siri. Got that wi? No. Okay. That mate Not yours. <laugh>

Girl.

It was um, on the bridge just sitting there. Not yours. Not mine there. Okay. Is he

Too short for the bicycle <laugh>

Phone? It was, um, on the bridge just sitting there. Not yours. Not mine there. Okay. Is this

Your phone? That Colin

Job. Okay. Solid job. Okay. How do they not remember? Like Yeah,

It's fun crap. Enjoyed it. The abandoned train station was cool.

Sit there. My,

Maybe it's him.

Excuse me. I think it's uh, I feel like maybe I'll put it back. I will ask about, okay. This way, down that way. Um, I came from that way. We must get this point. Just kind of di track miles

Now. I only have extreme anxiety if I'm like, I mean, I could never go up to a girl unless I had a reason to. But if the goal was to flirt with the girl, I would never be able to

On.

But if the goal is something else, like something innocent, then I'm not really that anxious

Is anything. Go and click one

Now. The biggest fear is you like a girl and then you shoot, go shot and get rejected.

Just do that.

I don't know why men are so scared of that.

Hello?

Hello? I found an iPhone on Melbourne ucs.

Oh,

I'm guessing it's yours.

Yes it is. Yeah.

Uh, um, where are you? I could bring it to you.

Oh, are you sure?

Or, or I could leave it where I found it.

Um, oh, I'm not sure what to do. Should I ring the person? He's with someone else. So

Viaduct in the Cox and

House, the pub. Are you anywhere near that?

I thought that's how you say

It. Is that in Oakton?

No, it's the other way towards, um, out of Oak Campton. It's the other way. Which way are you heading?

I'm currently still at Melbourne. Uct.

Okay.

UMD on a wall. Was it? Or? Yeah, it was just on a chain link fence propped up.

Okay. Alright. Do you mind just wait. Um, I'll just ring the other person because he's with his sister and see whether he wants to come back for it.

Okay, I'll wait at the viaduct. <laugh>.

Oh, thank you. That's

Okay. Thank you so much. No problem.

Do you think they found it funny? Come on. Maybe someone in the whole country says it like that too. Maybe unknown the north. Fuck. Hell, maybe Americans say it like that.

Go to the pub and be like, is this your fucking, that's maybe Tom. Maybe.

Do you think he overtook me on this path?

Oh, gimme some money. That's the fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. S not crazy.

He's cycling any second. You might see him, but Hello?

Okay. Hello? Hello.

Yeah. Calling. He's coming back for his phone.

Okay.

So yeah, he should he'll recycling. Any second You might see him, but if not, thank you so much for ringing though.

I find you. That's no problem. Just wanted to make sure it was safe

Week. I didn't see anyone. Right. I I wasted there half an hour.

Graham. I wasn't trying to, you know that block. She's friends with a lot of people in that space. Like, uh, yeah.

I don't remember seeing that guy. Hmm?

I put the phone in the back so I carry it in private.

There's no way I'm gonna try steal an iPhone on stream when it's being GPS tracked. I'm not, I'm not that stupid.

People just, I've heard it in a stupid location. <laugh>, if you wanted me 500 prompts you visit us, it could.

Pot new was a pretty nice iPhone.

Yeah. They could just say, oh yeah, it's mine. Thanks mate.

Fun day out. Well, I have been craving human interactions to be honest. I've been completely isolated and alone for five months. I think that was the most, I've talked to people in five months. Who sends a scamming? What? I didn't scam anyone. And the relatives will say, oh, Daniel tried to steal the phone. Oh, idiot. Daniel took the phone when he should have just left it there. They'll spin everything negatively. Or they'll say, oh, he only did that because he's, he doesn't know how to unlock a locked phone. And he was scared he would get caught. I'll just twist everything negatively. I think I at least deserve credit when I do a good deed. Otherwise they're just hating for the sake of hating. Oh, I brought in all the mud. Well, and I'm nice to the cat. Let him sleep on my beanbag. And I gave him some food. Oh, my Tinder girl says she would like to see Kit Hill. I would like to see it is, what should I say? Um hmm. Well, how have you not been to Kit Hill? But you live here? Yeah. I snuck back on Tinder. They haven't found me yet. I will get a WhatsApp quickly before I get banned.

Should I pick her up from Plymouth? Uh, can I add you on WhatsApp? I'll get a WhatsApp quick before I get banned. I might be able to meet a Spanish speaking girl. She seems chill with my directness. So the girls don't like it. I think it's weird. I wanna find that video. When I walked past these women earlier today. Switch phones, switching phones.

Whoa,

Whoa. I dropped my flip. Seven. Okay. Let's see. Got all the VADs saved on the phone. I don't know if it actually saved it even when I was effing. I think it would've, it's also in really good quality. Like native quality almost. Look, look,

Look. I know this name. His name is Daniel. You know the

Did you hear that? Did they say hello to me and I ignored them? I didn't know. They said hello to me Daniel. How the fuck do these middle-aged women know me?

I know this.

Did they say hello? Oh, they said hi. Did she say hi? I didn't hear that. Can barely hear it.

I know this name. His name is Daniel.

Really? You're just gonna walk past me and say I know his name. His name is Daniel. I was so confused. I thought, are you talking about me or someone else called Daniel?

You know this.

Can I isolate the voice? I will. AI audio enhancer with the Samsung Flip seven. Look, I might be able to enhance voice really random in the middle of nowhere. European middle aged women know who I am. No way. I didn't know what to do. They didn't, I mean, they said it sounds like they said hi. And I ignored.

I know this name. His name is Daniel. You know this person.

I can't hear what the rest of what they said you noted about him. The fuck were they talking about me? Oh, it's right over there. That's so

Blind.

I wonder if we can transcribe the audio.

I know this name. His name is Daniel. The

AI enhancement. What's he saying? Yeah. It must be a coincidence. The stream disconnected when I walk past it.

Hi.

She said hi. Weird.

I know. This morning name is Daniel

<laugh>. His name is Daniel. Yes. I'm Daniel. A AI enhancement. Is that what she said? You know, that sounds European. Listen,

I know this name. His name is Daniel. You know

AI enhancement? Uh, that's so weird. Oh God. Weird stuff happens when I go outside. Isn't it?

His

Name is Daniel. You know this person.

I don't know why. If they were talking about me, why would they say that in front of me and not stop me to say hello or something. So weird. Mm-hmm. Hmm. <affirmative>, her subreddit just talks shit about her. Yeah. <laugh>. Yeah. They all turn, they like turned on her 'cause she's done bad things. It's kind of like my subreddit. Why We're a perfect match. I don't know. I am not really into alcoholism. I'm into to wanna be healthy and look after your body.

<laugh>. You drink alcohol every day? Yeah. Half a bottle. I don't drink like five bottles a day. <laugh>. I do 15,000 walking streams as much as I can. Although she seems to walk a lot too. She's always walking. I don't know. What should I have done? Should I have turned around and said, are you talking about me? That sounds kind of aggressive. You're talking about me. I I didn't know what to do. They were talking about me in front of me or that's what I thought. Must have been a coincidence. You know this person, I heard a man's voice coming from the phone. Maybe they were talking about some video they were watching and the man's voice. I mean the voice from the phone. The man was called Daniel. What said Bintang? Is that a beer? You can have eight beers and not fall over. I have one beer and I feel wasted. A video of you. It didn't sound like my voice did it. Let me check. What are the chance? I don't understand. How would they be watching my video as I'm walking past them? <laugh> Or maybe they saw me earlier and they were like, what? What was that, Daniel? And then they brought my video up.

But it sounds like, um, Google map's. GPS voice. Yeah. I remember they were listening to Google Map was saying her southeast. No, it wasn't like a YouTube video or anything.

I know this name. His name is Daniel. Do you know this Spencer ai? No. AI Hunter.

Oh, is she saying that AI voice is Daniel? It sounds like she's saying the AI voice.

I I know this name. His name is Daniel. Do you know this Spencer? Ai AI enhancement?

He's an AI enhancement. Sounds like she's saying she knows the name of the AI voice. I don't think they were talking about me. It was a really weird coincidence. I think it's more likely it was a coincidence than they were actually talking about me. I'm not that famous. Who, what's that? It's just random women. I walked past today and it sounded like they were talking about me.

I know this name.

AI enhancement.

He's an AI enhancement. What does that mean? Oh God. So many weird things happened. It's so weird. People sound like they're talking about you, but they're not stupid. Daniel name is too common. Where's that bit? I got horn at idiot caravan person pulled out in front of me. Went really slowly, like 25 miles per hour. And then I try and overtake and he starts speeding up. So I speed up to, but then another car was coming towards me on the other side and I was like, oh shit. And then they hoed at me, like, get the fuck outta my way slowly. Yeah. If you already started the overtake maneuver and then suddenly a car on the opposite side comes what you do, do you slow down, cancel and maneuver? Or do you speed up and try and like squeeze through the gap and hope the person you you're overtaking slows down. So whatever

You calling.

Yeah, I've got better.

I found his phone.

Oh right.

Oh yeah. The video that's saved to the phone is much better quality and without lagging. But

Are you calling,

Excuse me. Excuse me. Are you Colin? I'm looking for Colin for this phone.

No, not me. Colin. I thought you were gonna say, are you Colin friend, brother? No. No.

Um,

They, they said they were here. I found his phone. Oh

Right. The back dining room maybe. Okay,

You cutting. Very good of you.

So job

<laugh>.

I got upload to see you. She was

So funny. Do you part excuse.

Is this your phone?

Thank you so much.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry I

Took it. Thank you so much. That's okay. This is Colin Col. I cycled all the way back. All missed each that? Yeah,

I went the other way. Oh, sorry. I should have left it there. Sorry about that.

<laugh>. No fine.

That's

Okay. Really appreciate it. That's okay. Bye. Thank you.

The first interaction of the day when the stream lagged. Which one was that? Yeah, I've got all the bots saved onto first the S 10 plus and then now the flip seven. I got 512 gigabyte storage, saving everything. I'm like, Hmm.

They

Must spend the mornings where editing it. Put it on YouTube. Did Colin say thanks? I'm pretty sure he did. I keep forgetting what people say. I got all the VODs saved on my phone. I roll Pros call. 'cause whilst you're streaming it saves the video to the phone. This must have been one of the kit heels.

Wow.

Wow. Quality's quite nice as well. I think Crypt is way crazier than Venus. I don't know. Who do you think is crazier? Venus does crack, but Crypt did. Fence. Fence. Way crazier than crack. I don't know if Crip does anything. Now. They're also the same age, aren't they? But Crips dad killed people. But Venus's mom is crazy. I know. We're like, who's the craziest girl now? Craziest hiding my room. Girl's tear list. Who even knows anything about Venus's dad? It's always about her mom. Or the drama isn't when people say crack. Isn't that cocaine? Crack cocaine? I thought it was cocaine. I don't know if she actually does it, but she jokes about doing crack when you shout at a man on a bike. Oh, he dropped his light. <laugh>. Imagine that was Colin <laugh>. Colin made his reappearance. I should have brought out the light and said, oh, by the way, is this yours as well? Now the guy who dropped the light, he looked, I don't know, he looked more macho over the beard and stuff. Colin <laugh>. Maybe I'll see him again. They must live in Okehampton.

<laugh>.

Are you Colin? I've got, I've got Colin's phone. Were you calling my phone? <laugh>? What did he say?

<laugh>.

Oh God. This is so funny. British people. Funny.

Excuse me. Is this your phone? <laugh>? Excuse me. Excuse me.

Are you Colin?

I'm looking for Colin <laugh>.

I'm looking for a Colin. My phone.

<laugh>.

It does sound like a joke set up. Like I was about to deliver the punchline. Looking for a Colin.

I thought you were gonna say calling friend's brother.

Calling friend's brother. What

<laugh>

Enhance the audio. Maybe I'll do that for content. I'll go up to people and do cringe jokes.

Well, yeah.

Excuse me. Excuse me. Are you Colin? I'm looking for,

For this phone. Oh, there's a guy who does that on Instagram. He goes up to random people and he goes, um, I'm, look, I'm meeting my hi my grinder date here. Are you Teddy Big bum or something? It just goes up to random people like that.

No, not. I thought you were gonna say Colin. Friend's brother <laugh>.

Colin's friend's brother. I don't understand what you were saying. Uh, what, what a funny day. I think I've broken my flip Seven volume rocker. Oh, it's fixed now. It felt like the buttons were stuck before for the volume. But I feel a sense of achievement. Um, I feel like a lot happened today when it was literally just a ten second interaction with a couple people. My head's buzzing. I feel like I just performed live on a concert in front of a hundred thousand people when it was just a couple seconds of talking. Like in my brain. It feels bigger and way crazier than it actually is. People have these interactions every day all the time. But I have it once and I'm raving about it all day long. Because every day I don't talk to anyone. I I don't see anyone that touch anyone that touch Colin's hand. I'm never washing his hand again. It's easy when you have a reason to talk, to say something or talk to someone if you don't have a reason. It's weird. Like you're just trying to have chitchat. Small talk for no reason. I can't do that. I need a reason to do it.

Oh, my coat's all wet. I forgot about it. I guess I'll buy food tomorrow. I wanna go to the retail park tomorrow. Uh, have a look at shoes. My shoes have holes in them. Uh, maybe I'll put them in the washing machine again. Oh, those stinks. Bulk water, bog stench. I've got no food. I've only got leftover shwarma lamb hard like a rock, broccoli and chips. Tomorrow I might go little instead. Hiking boots. Maybe. Maybe Weddington boots. Yeah. I shook Colin's hand. Bet you're jealous. Oh, my hat got wet. Oh, what? The tag from the hat came off my tag. Um, I need normal shoes and hiding shoes I guess. Uh, I don't really wanna waste too much money. Did you give a nice firm handshake? I think I did. I don't like doing handshakes. I felt emasculated because other men's hands are always way bigger than my hands. And my hands feel like women's hands. I don't have big chunky man hands with sausage fingers. I have delicate, frail hands.

<affirmative>.

Yeah. I've got weird long fingers too. I can't do the middle finger 'cause it looks weird. Like ets finger. People just make it fun of me and they're like, oh, what a long thing. Do stick it up your bum. No. Yeah.

<laugh>

Looks like a pepper.

Talking

To a guy for four months. Found out he had a wife. What? How'd you find out he had a wife? How'd you know how to message the wife?

I

Not easy cheating.

<silence>

Good night aj. Sorry about your four month guy thing. I will blow your ring. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Yeah. This nicotine stuff doesn't do anything. I don't get it. How do people get addicted to this stuff? I really don't get how people get addicted to stuff like drinks and cigarettes. What strength? It said 20 mg. Isn't that, that's wrong.

It doesn't do anything. <laugh>

Get cravings. I don't know. Maybe I'm doing it wrong. I can feel something in my brain, but it just feels like, I wouldn't say it feels good. It doesn't feel bad. Well, if you drink alcohol, I've said 18 plus.

No. I think, um, porn is probably the my best advice and masturbating. This other stuff does nothing. Bob with Brown getting railed up the backside. It's my vice. You're not harder than anything else. I feel like these vices are to distract people from sad pasts or scary futures. It's like you're in the now, but when you are masturbating or having sex, you're not thinking of the past or future. Right. You're just enjoying the pleasure in the current now. Which is why I like it. And nothing, nothing is as intense and as strong as waning or fucking drinks and other stuff doesn't come anywhere close. Maybe pot noodle is like a, the closest, but it's not near too bad. I can't wink anymore 'cause I've got a three more day.

Ooh.

After sex, I'm winking next. Strongest pleasure. Pleasurable. Thi feeling would be probably food. I guess. You're calling pot noodle. Disgusting.

Banned.

Fucking banned. Fuck you. Fuck. I haven't raged anymore recently, haven't I? I dunno why I was raging so much. My first few weeks of kick. I was getting so triggered. I don't know why.

Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm

<affirmative>.

Mm-hmm <affirmative>.

Oh shit. I forgot to reply to this girl. What's you are looking for? I'm looking for girlfriend and you. I will come to Thailand soon. I thought there's one thing making me not want to go to Thailand. It might be my car. I didn't realize I'd enjoy driving this much. It's like the feeling of motion. Plus you get to listen to your music while seeing stuff. It's like you're out in the world and you're seeing stuff happening in a really comfortable seat without wind or rain getting in your way. It's the best way to travel, which is annoying people slow in front of you. I never thought I'd rage at people being slow in front of me. I always used to think, oh, I don't mind if people slow in front of me 'cause I'm slow too. Hello? Hello. What's up?

I'm good. I am livestream.

Yeah.

Pretty cool. So

Are you streaming?

You streaming?

Are you?

No, I'm not streaming.

Why not? I

Don't know.

Why don't you stream animal crossing anymore?

Because it's boring.

Oh, you used to stream it a lot. I remember.

Not really. I, I, I mean I did like stream it to try out the technical studies of, of my Nintendo switch. But like, I don't really like, you know, stream. I like my privacy, so I don't really stream a lot, you know, <laugh>.

Wow. Did you get a switch too?

I used to have a switch. Yeah.

Did you get the switch too?

Oh, no. No, no. Not right now. Not right now.

I'll let you play on my one.

Thanks.

I've got a Mario Kart world.

It's very cool.

Do you like Mario Kart?

Yes. I like Mario Kart. I'm actually okay at racing <laugh>. Would you let, what do you like? Let me challenge you to games.

Yeah. <laugh>. But I'll beat you. That's cool.

For real

<laugh> maybe. So.

Yeah. And I do have Animal Crossing on my phone though.

Oh, I didn't know it was on the phone.

Yeah. I can also get, yeah, it's, but I haven't played a lot. I I also go like, I mean, I don't know if we are talking applications or what, but I got Netflix also and I started watching this show like called How to Sell Dr. Drugs Online Fast. It's pretty funny. <laugh>.

It's like a TV show.

Yeah. Like, uh, like TV show? Yeah. Like, no, it's for Netflix. It's a Netflix original. Hmm.

Sounds nice.

Yeah, it's pretty funny. Yeah. Like high schoolers start selling amp online. <laugh> and pretty funny man. Yeah. So I watch too much of it, but anyway. Yeah.

Do you like Breaking Bad too? That's about drugs.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. <laugh>. It's pretty funny. 'cause on the subreddit, my haters sub red. People think I'm constantly on drugs, which is not true. <laugh>. Yeah. I, I probably cannot say this 'cause like, it's on the live stream, but like, I probably shouldn't say it. The government is gonna like, probably hone my ass. <laugh>. I'm just kidding. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. But like, you know, if you take a drug once, you're not gonna like repeat it like every single fucking day. Like, that's not how it works. I mean, you can do it, but like you, you get wrecked ass. You get fucking wreck.

Yeah. Don't want to get addicted. Yeah,

No, that's not like what happens. I mean, you gotta like, you know, like, it's like, like, you know, 'cause like, not everybody knows a lot of shit about it. Like, just not good, good enough information about it, you know? Yeah. I think a lot of people are misinformed and shit like that. But Yeah. Well, I tried going on the dark web. Have you been on the dark web? No. That's actually maybe a good topic to talk about also, livestream wise. But have you been on the dark web?

No. It scares me,

Man. I mean, I tried going to the dark web 'cause I wanted to shoot up heroine. Sorry. But like, really? So like, I wanted to buy like a pound of heroin for like two, like whatever. So, but like, that's it. And I could not find anything weird. Like literally just so fucking hard to find. I think you need to use it like a hacker or otherwise you cannot find shit. Mm. Like, otherwise it's boring. 'cause there's like literally nothing

<laugh>. Did you try Fentanyl?

Well, no. That I don't know that. No. I, I just can't get it. But I heard it's kind of deadly.

Yeah. Stay away from it. Yeah.

Yeah. No, no, no. I mean, yeah, I mean, I don't know about it. 'cause, you know, and I also can't get it

Probably for the best. I

Know. I mean, I also took a bunch of ketamine in the past and I never got into a K hole. If you ever read the news about ketamine, even about Elon Musk, apparently Elon Musk says ketamine. Like, they, they say shit like that. You get into the K hole, like where you feel nothing and you're just stuck in a hole. But I never got that. So like, yeah, like the information about drugs is like pretty weird, you know? Like you can't really, you know, <laugh>, but yeah.

Mm.

Anyway, what the fuck are we talking about?

<laugh>? I dunno. <laugh>.

Yeah.

They ask what what are you trying to run away from by taking drugs?

Nothing.

Just bored

For fun. It, it sounds good with myself. <laugh>? No, it's fun, man. It's pretty fun. Nice time. You, you never party man. You don't party.

No, I'm very boring.

Oh, no, you don't party. You should try partying with me.

I'm scared. I don't wanna die.

No, that's the point of it. <laugh>. That's the fucking point. You're, you're supposed to feel like you're gonna die and then you don't get it. That's the philosophy. Okay. Like, you feel like, oh shit. Oh shit, I wanna die. Like, it doesn't happen. Oh, yay. That's the point. Come mom, let's try a new things.

Nah, I stay away from that stuff. Stay away from it. I, I do, I tried weed. That's about it really.

Well, how was your weed experience? If I can ask that?

It makes me really horny and I can I fuck for like an hour.

Yeah. <laugh>. That's interesting. Yeah.

Yeah. So I need to go, if I do weed, otherwise I'll fuck the sofa or something.

Wow. Okay. Yeah. You ever try anything else than weed?

No, that's it really.

Okay. But you drink alcohol, right? Do you not get like, turned when you drink alcohol or like smoke cigarettes? Like you drink alcohol and you smoke a cigarette or that?

I drink beer, but I can't have too much. Otherwise I feel terrible.

Oh no. <laugh>.

If I have something stronger like vodka or wine, it makes me cry. <laugh>.

Oh no.

So I don't drink it. Oh

My God. Well, yeah. Um, yeah, I don't know. I usually, I am p drunk, so like, I drink, but like, I'm not like actually drunk. So if, if people don't notice that I am like drunk, so like, I can drink and like not get drunk.

Yeah.

Yeah. I don't really believe in addiction, you know, like, you know

What happens if you just don't drink all day? Do you feel terrible? Well,

No. I'm just me. I usually, I, I don't eat or maybe I eat something or like just chill and vibe out. Maybe, you know, maybe like, you know, my day changes, not really changes, but like, I was about to say, like, just like, I'm the same. I, I can't totally go like periods of time without drinking, which is why I can like, you know, like drink and like still go to appointments or like, you know, do normal stuff. Like, it doesn't really, uh, it doesn't really fuck me up that bad.

So you can stop whenever you want.

Yeah, I can stop. Yeah.

That's good. Yeah. So you're not, you're not drunk now?

Um, I did have like a drink an hour ago, but like, no, I, I would not say. I mean, it's hard to explain 'cause I'm like, not like, ugh, I'm not like all over the place. I'm like, not like drunk. Drunk. Mm-hmm. So I'm like normal. Yeah.

Yeah. You sound normal now.

Thanks. Yeah. <laugh>. But I did have like a drink, but like, you know, it's like with alcohol, you, you kind of like, you know, like, it depends person. So yeah. I don't know the,

Hmm.

I don't know. Yeah.

Yeah. I can't drink much otherwise I feel like I'm gonna fall, I fall asleep. If I have too much,

You can

Fall asleep. So it won't be fun if I drink too much.

That's okay. <laugh>. I wonder what the people in the chat are saying.

Uh, they said this woman will ruin your life. <laugh>.

That's so fucking funny. <laugh>.

And have you been to rehab? Someone said,

Wow. Okay. No, like, that's like a lot of people, like when you drink or like, if you ever, like, say you try to run, like, they'll say like, wow, you gotta get your life checked out. I'm like, no, that's how it works. No. Like, no. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Actually most drugs are neurological enhancers if you know that. So like, it doesn't fuck you up. It just makes you better. So like, but like, you know, a lot of the things, like, there's a music style called being punk. Like, I mean, there's a lot of things I just pull it. I mean, you know, being punk just means like, being a little bit like different and being like, wait and like that. And I, I don't think that drugs talk you up. IIII don't think that, you know, like drugs fuck you up or that it's going to be like that in some kind of way or that you need to go to rehab or shit like that.

Yeah.

You know? Um, this is my personal opinion. Mm-hmm. Can you hear me?

Yeah.

Oh yeah. Yeah. It's like, people are just like overreacting. You know? It's kind of like the matrix. I mean, I'm not like talking about the matrix, like some skitzo nerd, but like, um, it is true that people do overreact to towards things that are like anarchist, like on our kiss. Like, are supposedly bad for you. Or like, people definitely take your health way too much serious. I would not choose a health. I mean, I barely go to the doctor, but that's not 'cause I'm sick or wanna be sick, but, 'cause I think like people like way too much. Like depend on that. I mean, sometimes they get sick, but like, you know, like you don't need to like, speak out about that. Or like, when I don't really believe, I mean, this is gonna get me banned probably, but maybe you can agree. But I don't believe, and maybe like Daniel, I think you're the type of person would actually agree with me on that. I don't believe in mental health issues. <laugh>?

Yeah. Yeah.

I don't think, yeah. Like, no. I sit, I find my locker. Yeah.

Are you in a dormitory or like a hotel?

Yeah, I'm in a dormitory, like in Budapest. It's kind of nice experience. It's like a new build one. I'm like just trying it out. 'cause like, I barely, I usually rarely like travel, so. Yeah.

Hmm. Do you meet any people that

Out? What did you say?

Oh, because you said you're looking for your, your locker. So I was guessing. Oh

No, I'm not looking for my locker. I was actually looking for the door. Oh. But yeah.

Hmm.

But yeah. Uh, yeah. 'cause like in Switzerland. Oh yeah. I don't like Switzerland. 'cause you know I have the Swiss passport.

Hmm? What's wrong with Switzerland?

Oh, the, they fuck you up now? I don't like it.

In what way?

Well, I mean, I met a guy. I mean, I don't wanna make you jealous. I do, I think I met a guy, but like, I actually just met some random dude and he was like, wow. And I sat down. Yeah. Yeah. I, Swiss people are autistic. Like, it's like, I cannot say that or I get canceled. But it's like they have autism. Like, it's like so super strict there, like really weird. Mm. Like I just cannot deal with them. And like, I think the psychiatric ward, can you hear me?

Yeah.

Yeah. So can you hear me? Hello?

Yeah, I can hear you.

Oh yeah, the psychiatric ward. There is like a prism. Um, I mean they just suddenly put people into like, it's called in. And then it's like you, you get against your will into the psychiatric ward, which pretty fucked up now. Yeah. I mean that's like, just crazy. Like, it gains your will into a psychiatric ward. Like with like, and you, you have to like get to get out. You have to like, put up a lawsuit with, and I didn't even do anything like that. Fucking weird. I mean, I know how to get out of it or like not get into the psychic guard by acting the right way. But it happens way too easily. Or like, people are incredibly rude. Like first they act polite and then they freak the shit out. Like, like for no fucking reason. They act like crazy as shit. Shit.

So I have to call the police on my Airbnb owners, no matter means. Actually my landlord, uh, 'cause he, and then he like took my phone and threw it against the wall. I was like, dude, I'm leaving this fucking country, man. <laugh> because like, he threw, he, my landlord took my phone and like threw it against the wall. And he's like a fat guy in his fifties. And like, I was so freaked out. He threw also into the garden. He threw onto the wall and into the garden. I had to fucking catch it and to fucking call the cops. And the cops like, took me away, bro. It was so fucking crazy. Um, I just could not, and I don't like the food there. I think food is like a big, like, reason for me to leave the country. It's like everything tastes like fucking shit there.

And you can't get good shit. Which mean I alcohol people like creepy, you know? I don't like it. I don't like Switzerland. Like some people think it's, it is nice talking hungry. This is too, the banks are great. I love my Swiss bank account. It's very good. I love the Swiss rice that I have. I think it's very privileged, but good. I would not stay there for the food and the people. No, I pop off to Hungry Man. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Where it's much more free. I like, people are extremely nice here. Nice. Can you actually hear me?

Yeah,

I'm here. Okay. Yeah, I just felt like people in Hungary are like really nice. Like sometimes they're all really nice. So like <inaudible>, but like, it's good now.

<laugh>. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Sounds nice.

Yeah. Anyway. Yeah. So how is London like? I actually used to live in London.

I don't like London. I'm not in London. You

Don't like it? Why not?

It's scary. People die. Why

Is it scary? <laugh>. I mean, I used to live in Brixton. You know Brix though?

Isn't that a really dangerous part of London?

It's, it's what

I heard. It's very dangerous in

That heart. Yeah. I heard gunshots actually by the, by. Not daily, but like, I used to hear gunshots when I lived in Big Springton, which was pretty fucking weird. You know? Like just suddenly, suddenly you were like A B, like B. Yeah. It was pretty weird.

I wouldn't live there, but anyway.

Yeah.

Yeah. I wouldn't go anywhere near London.

You

Would what? I wouldn't go anywhere near London

For real. So you live like near Bath you said?

Uh, in Devon.

In where?

Devon.

Devon?

Yeah. It's kind of near, but, okay.

Oh, okay. Got it. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. <laugh>. Okay. Got it. Yeah. So what do you do for fun usually? I mean, how do you have fun?

Hmm. I don't do anything fun. <laugh>. I just stream and then that's cool. I drive my car and then I get food and then I come home

Is cool. You ever order Uber Eats or something like that? Or just cook by yourself? Because I haven't watched, you know.

No, there's no Uber Eats here. It's too far.

What the fuck? You okay at school? Okay. Yeah. I saw you like, yeah. Yeah.

I just cook every day. Like

Cooking bacon and eggs. <laugh>. Yeah. This morning

I have to cook everything.

It's cute. Yeah. Not really, but yeah. Okay. Yeah. Um, yeah.

Do you think my cooking's bad?

Your cooking's bad?

Do you think?

No, I think it's good. Oh, thanks. But you shouldn't. I said you, you said something like, there's like something red in your egg and I, I just thought you shouldn't freak out that much. It's probably gonna be okay. You know, don't freak out. I wanna comment that. But I couldn't.

I just thought his blood or something weird.

Yeah, probably not. I mean, <laugh> like a mini, like a mini chicken baby.

Yeah. Maybe I should have let it hatch and get free chicken.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm walking through Budapest right now.

Okay. So yeah. Well talk to you later then.

Yeah. Talk to you later. I, I'm gonna check out. Yeah. Bye bye.

Thank you. See ya. Push back on some stuff. Uh, can't be bothered to be honest. I mean she could say four plus two is seven. I'd be like, yeah, I guess so. At least she's getting out and about getting exercise. Cool. What do I do for fun? Oh, I play Mario car. I should've said that too late. I ride Bobby's dildo. I stimulate my prostate. My prostate glands get stimulated. So what do you think of my new girl? Mm-hmm <affirmative>. I need a P. Okay. Tomorrow I want to go to the retail park. Dunno if I bother going to a car dealership, I know what they'll have. They'll have cars I don't want. Do you think an SUV would be fun? I guess it would feel higher up, but it would feel slower. I don't know if I like feeling going fast. Maybe I do now. Maybe I'm hooked on speed. The need for speed. I'm a bit of a granddad when it comes to this partying stuff. I guess I'm a bit dull. I just don't wanna get into trouble. You know? I don't get messed up. I'm very clean nosed. I'm not buying a car. I just thought maybe I'd take it to dealership, see how much they would buy it for, if they would. And then see what other cars were on. Offer her. Maybe I get a Vroom, vroom car instead of a, although I like my electric car. It's funny. Ow.

Does she know you stream on kick? Yeah. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Toilet. One thing I have noticed recently is girls do like to talk about drugs, don't they? Alternative is the bus. Yeah. No, I wouldn't get rid of a car. But sometimes I do think about changing it for a different car. But then I've gotta buy petrol, which is kind of annoying. It's easy to just plug it into my house. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Floor cleaning content. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That's how you clean the floor. All the bits of stuff get stuck to my foot. My foot. Why is it called a foot? But feet are not called a fit. Who have two fit and one foot. Daniel is bored out of his mind. Mm, yeah, I guess so. So bored that I get massive dopamine. Just from a five second interaction with some guy called Colin. Colin shook my hand. Ha

Ha.

Do you think you'll mind if I put him on YouTube or if he's mad? Hmm. I don't know. Maybe I shouldn't put 'em on YouTube. Like people don't really want thousands, thousands of random people on the internet seeing you. I feel like it would be a dick. Well, I blur their faces out. I could do that. Yeah. Wouldn't want to be rude. They'll never know. I don't know. The weirdo haters are gonna be looking up every guy called Colin in Devon to harass him. You know, the irony is he probably wouldn't mind, but he wouldn't mind if the weirdo haters start harassing him. So really it's the weirdo haters that are causing the trouble. Not me. Like I'm pro. I'm like, I'm selling the ammunition and then they're the ones firing it randomly at people.

Mm-hmm <affirmative>.

I didn't do nothing wrong. Hey Venus, I'm very nervous talking to girls. That's why I'm shy on the phone. Maybe I get AJ on the phone. You know, I did wanna get crypt on the phone before she disappeared. I thought it'd be fun. I wonder if AJ would come on the phone.

Hmm.

I didn't have sex in five months. Very horny. I wonder if AJ's got like a thick Australian accent or is it just mild? Imagine AJ just throws out the C word casually.

<laugh>

Is kiwi acting accent. Same as Australian. Same thing, isn't it? Oh no. Fuck.

Oh wow.

Hmm. Oh, okay. Did I ever meet Venus? IRL? No. Nearly did when I was in Japan.

<silence>

Ah, stupid phone. Now I understand why Daniel can't keep a conversation. Re why? Then I asked a multitude of questions. Yeah. Venus, what do you smell like if you had to describe your smell? I would describe my smell as, Hmm. That shit. I don't smell anything right now.

<laugh>,

Maybe slightly oniony, damp onion. I don't know. Maybe like Twiglets or Marmite. You smell nice. Yeah. But like a potato or like wheat. Here's the worst conversation partner I've experienced. Yeah. It's not wrong. Yeah. Well I'm specialized in the art of talking to myself, not to other people. I have specialized in solo talking. Colin went back to the place. He lost his phone, waited 10 minutes. But did he know exactly where he lost his phone? Yeah, I reckon he remembered. He left it on the fence. He must have put it there to take a selfie. He took a selfie using the main camera lens. That's a pretty pro move. Most people use a selfie camera to take a selfie using the main lens as a selfie camera, as pretty pro move. Like he knows what he's doing. It would be like doing this. He's using the main cameras as a selfie camera. I don't think I walked past him because I think he came from the other side and I was walking in the other direction. What did they really cycle from there to the dog and Fox Inn or something of the persons telling him a thousand things? He can't relate to anything. Well yeah. 'cause I never done drugs. So you never had gay sex. So if I told you about my experience writing Bobby, you'd just be like, mm-hmm <affirmative>

I really doubt any drug comes close to the intense feeling of a 12 inch dildo up your ars asshole stimulating your prostate. How about that? What Sam Pepper's watching on his street. Some guy with a girl's butt in his face five, five hours into an Asia market. Nice. Yeah, I think Bobby's like 12 inches. It must be at least 10. Makes mine look really small. Although mine's about the same thickness as his. It's just his is way longer. And his balls are massive. Where Mr. Mi army are today. Maybe he came when I was out. Oh it's, it's nice and warm in here. Where is my battery bank?

Uh

Hmm. Bella Box. I don't know what to do now. What do do now? Maybe Venus will like it in bath better. 'cause it's a town, isn't it? Well, it's far though. It's a two hour and a half drive. 118 miles. I don't think I could do that. Well, I mean I should be able to because my range is like 190 fully charged. But driving at motorway speeds. Bristol is also a big city. Is Bristol safe? I don't wanna drive my car into a city.

<laugh>. I am on the Venus Angelics. I've read it. Venus called into livestream with Daniel. Lord says she wants to date him. Match made in hell. Yikes. They're already coming for her on that sub. Why does he have all this info on the screen? Is it supposed to make us feel bad for him? So we give him money? Daniel's currently going through a debt arc to 12 viewers reporting his earnings to tax UK authority. No, I don't put the debt on screen to encourage donors. I don't get any donors. It's a track by progress. It's fun seeing the numbers improve. Neat streamer and low Cow was obsessed about Japan when they married a woman sat online doing live streams, talking to idiots and being horrible about her. Basically up later he went back. Japan stayed near where she lived, called the police on him for stalking. Daniel is worse than most. He's worse person than Venus. Even. He has a stink fetish and repeatedly talks about bestiality. No I don't. He has OnlyFans hosting explicit content. Uses filters on his face. Oh no. He uses filters on his face. Boohoo what? In Japan. He involved himself with an older satanist and their friend a group of vampires. <laugh>. He selects vulnerable people usually, usually with poor English. Then love bombs them with promises of marriage. No, I don't. What the fuck are they talking about? As some of us think he presents genuine danger.

<laugh>. As someone who's been watching Daniel since 2018, he's way worse than Venus. Really? I sent you a DM about what happened to me since I don't want to exposure myself. Who's that? Dan is in Horton. What does that mean? Complete Spanish. He looks like a local cow himself and a shitty person. She can't survive from this poor girl. Venus is so lost. They think I'm like this. This demon that is the combination of two train wrecks the world has been waiting for. As crazy people think I'm this psycho, crazy guy. Don't know what happened to when a psycho narcissist meets a stoic narcissist. Which 1:00 AM I? Maybe he'd prefer Margaret <laugh>. Oh God. Daniel pissed in a sofa in Airbnb. Put spatula up his bum. So I put the tissue paper up my bum too. No one complains about that.

Come

On this. Go

Home. We'll pick it on. Sink off that. Yeah. What's the dating app for someone that you <laugh>?

She needs a party animal. Yeah. That's not me, is it? I'm gonna sit in my house, do nothing. Kind of guy playing with my willy.

How do you say? Look at this cat.

Why am I getting loads of Japanese stuff on my reels now?

La This is my first time in California. My first time in la. Who's excited to be here?

So

Cringe. Okay. All right. Thanks guys. Thanks you. Thank you La This is my, there's no way he's going out there. They do not realize. Please

Introduce yourself. I'm te

Girl. I wish to hear like that

My

Would never have divorced. Her

Singing idol song. Japanese Idol song. Just one song. Songs. Yeah. And I have pet. Uh, how many? One. Okay, so I have a pet. I have a pet. Hmm.

The fuck is this song So stupid. I had a dream. I was skateboarding last night. Now I remember.

Excuse me sir. Where you from? I'm Brazilian, south Italy.

What

The scariest thing is when you skateboarding, you try do a trick and the board goes up vertically and you land on the tip of it with your nuts or with your bump or if it hits you in the face. Never happened to me. I never tried doing any tricks whilst moving. I'd always stand still. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Needs a new passion to obsess over. Yeah, could do. I was really obsessed with the Bella box and eye roll streaming stuff. Now I've got it sorted out. Not really much else you can do is it? And could try using the bella box again. But it always ends up in me getting stressed out. No one even clipped any of the stream today. Even after all those fun things gonna have no clips after a month or the bots gonna disappear. I think the bella box is cool. It's just annoying. I know. 90% of the time you don't even need it. Mm. Disgusting. Oh yeah. Might do some exercise before I forget.

Ah, getting. See Lindsay? Oh. Huh? Done.

Oh Bobby Brown. Welcome back. I forgot I banned you. So sorry.

Yeah. Well

Do I have a six pack? No, I have a no pack. What bite or what bite are you talking about? I don't have any bites. One in my arm where I don't have a bite. What bite? I dunno what you're talking about.

Hmm.

Oh, it's another a dam. It is them. How do they build these things? Why do they build these things? 'cause this would've been a big river wouldn't it? Without the dam. It would've been like a big wide river. Why do they dam it? How'd they build it? Do they? I don't know. Don't they have to damn it first before they build the brick wall. Otherwise they'd be building the brick wall in the water. It looks weird. It's like big body of water here and then down here. Nothing. Avon Dam reservoir. Look water. Huh? River Avon. The viaduct. The viaduct. <laugh>. Is that another dam? What's that one? My hand's shaking from the workout. That means I did it. Well what's this pile of stones? Fascinating. This is a random pile of stones. Who built that? I can't hold my hands still. There's a bunch of forests over here. Well these forests makes you think was the whole country just like this before farming started. They looked like Christmas trees. Beva. Forest believer. Now no forests last time went to a forest. Didn't have a connection. Ooh. Forestry England. As long as the forest is not in a valley, it should be okay. I think it's 'cause it was in a valley.

34 minutes. So on the other side of the mos rundle stone. This road goes through the mo. I'm hand shaking the zoo. I find zoo a bit boring. I don't like most of the animals at zoos. I only like the big cats. Monkeys. Boring giraffes. Zebra boring. I only like a few types of animals. Car park.

Hmm hmm.

Forest could be cool. Two bridges. Hmm. Goes through this way. Pork hill Car park. Alright. Pork Hill got a new hill. A new hill to add to the rust of pork hill. And damn that's one Porky Hill <laugh>. Pork hill pew or what's that windy post? Granite cross. Oh my hand's shaking. Stupid workout. No TB never came back. Make a stop in Budapest. I don't know. Right now my mind is all over the place. My mind, I don't know. It feels like veering away from travel. I can't remember last week I was actually thinking of getting a ticket to Thailand next week. Now I don't know. I got Spanish girls. Uh, WhatsApp. I've got two WhatsApp now. And the other one doesn't reply. I feel like I should get my car cleaned. Might meet Spanish wrong. I said can you drive? And she said Yeah, but she doesn't have a car. There's buses. Hmm. Should I get her to take the bus or should I offer to pick her up?

<affirmative>.

Hmm. Maybe I've gotta hide some things. Like if anyone came over the mic, I've gotta hide that mic.

Shit. She

Sounds like she wants to come over. Like I just said you can come over and visit me. And she was like, yeah. Okay. And now she's mentioning buses getting her action now. Probably got hide all this dildo stuff. Like the bottle open at dildo thing. Although she might be funny. I just said, oh friend sent it to me as a joke. What if she looks in here? Yeah. Spanish girl. I got her WhatsApp. What do you think I should hide? Uh, I'm scared. My, my cast stinks. Oh my. On my dildos. And also I should get some clean clothing. Although lube could be. I know. I mean if you need lube, the girl's not really into you. She should be dripping. If she's into you, you wouldn't need lube unless you're doing anal. Oh fuck. Where do I I hide Bobby behind the little door. That's what you see these doors are for stashing stuff. I hide him in here. Oh, is that asbestos? Imagine she opens it and see's a massive ddo with text, isn't it?

She

Said I won't be around until after 15th of August. Then we could meet. Oh, is she in Spain or something? Are you abroad

Now?

Okay, sounds good. Not now, but we'll be soon. Going to Spain.

<laugh>.

I thought so. 15th. Two weeks. Can I come? <laugh>, cancel your trip. Well she gets a Spanish guy in Spain. You should cancel and come here first. <laugh> see playful. And I know it sounds kind of needy. I blew it with the other girl. She doesn't reply anymore unless she found someone else. The other one. Hmm. The other one's online. But I mean she was online at one o'clock today it, which is like 30 minutes ago. She just doesn't reply anymore. No, not the watermelon boobs. That was the one who I said we could spend the night at Bath. And she just said cheeky. She didn't say anything after that. Let's see what she said to my little joke. Yeah, I lost the watermelon girl and I lost the nymph girl. Now I got a Spanish girl and my other two matches Don't reply. T roster. Uh, I mean it's not even worth counting them 'cause it's so easy. I've got like 10 Thai women who wanna meet. It's not even worth caring about it. She said not canceling now it's planned and everything.

<laugh>.

Just kidding. Have a nice time. Do you need a lift to the airport? <laugh> become a free taxi service. Hmm. Won't be around until after the 15th. Sorry. I'm stuck in England until at least then I guess this girl's kind of cute as well. I've gotta make sure my name is the same one on all the apps. 'cause she might be on other apps as well. Yeah, I got Spanish. Go on WhatsApp now said the drawing.

I like the way she talks. She doesn't sound too serious or you know, oh I need humor. Sar I speak sarcasm. Influence, sarcasm, whatever. It just seems like a simple text that said I won't be around until 15th and we can meet smiley face. I like that. You know, simple casual. Not all this. Oh you didn't even make me laugh yet. Oh we didn't even know each other's favorite colors. Just you know, get straight to the point. We gotta meet and then we see if we like, we like each other's picks obviously. And then we've gotta see if we like each other in real life. And then we have sex. And also I like that she doesn't have a car 'cause it makes me feel powerful. How does she look like? She looks kind of Spanish but not Latino. Like white Spanish. She got brown hair. Five foot two. I thought maybe an Italian girlfriend would be cool. I saw this guy on YouTube. English guy, white guy with a Spanish. I mean Italian wife. Italian women are sassy and they've got a funny accent. Hairy leg and pussy. I don't mind. She have hairy armpit for all I care. I rub my nose in it.

You have hairy bum. Whatever. I know why men these days are grossed out by body hair. As long as she doesn't have a mustache or a beard. Hmm. Should I just leave it like that or talk more? I said okay, have a nice time. Which part do you go to? I'll show up. <laugh>. <laugh>. Which part do you go to? Okay, I'll be there. <laugh> waiting at the airport. I'm gonna go now. I'll go now. I'll wait outside the airport. <laugh> just leave it. Mm could do. I mean we've arranged. We are gonna meet after she comes back. Wait, I actually forgot how old she is. Uh, 33. Not bad. She said she'd get the bus here. I said I'd come pick her up. I think she liked that. But what if she thinks I'm lame 'cause I drive an ev.

<affirmative>

Is ev lame. Be honest guys. If you meet a guy and he shows up in an ev, would you think less of him? Would you think like, oh is that your mom's car? Maybe I'll go car dealership tomorrow. Have a look. I think I'm gay. Oh, what kind of car does a guy usually show up for to pick up a date with? Like in my age range. 36 years old. Although I've said I'm 34. So

What if I usually I look younger than I actually am. Maybe I'll get my car serviced like a valet or something. Hers or Evie a bit feminine. Yeah. I've seen other people driving this car and they're usually like 50-year-old fat women. One time I was driving down the A 20 coming back from Canterbury and another car, red Pergo also ev same as mine was coming the other way. And he gave me like a beep, beep beep. Like that <laugh>. It was funny. Yeah. But I don't wanna show up in like a boy racer Volvo hatchback. Like I'm a an 18-year-old who just passed his meth. His license test. I've got a car fresh and I've got a two strawberry fresheners inside of my car looking kind of messy. Number one I delivered for every for months. Which messed up the inside. Got little stones. I don't have a proper vacuum cleaner. I could go to a petrol station. 'cause they have vacuums don't they? It is fun having a car when you're looking for girls. 'cause you might show up and pick them up. They appreciate that. What kind of car would be cool? You'll see the cellar tape on it and think I'm retarded.

Go to a good bar. But is my hair really that bad? It's not that bad is it? Well the the shape, are you saying the style is bad or like the quality of the csam and shit? Like what's bad about it?

Oh, grays. Fucking grays.

I can't get those bottom ones out with one hand. I need two hands. I wear my Volkswagen t-shirt. Is that great? She's probably got grays as well. You know, I've got pimples. She's not replying now. Quite easy to get the WhatsApp actually. It's just, they doesn't mean they're gonna reply though. Although it is good to get them on it. In case I do get banned. I keep forgetting. Use my skin cleanser 'cause I end the stream. I got straight to bed. Gotta remember tonight. Two weeks. Ah, fuck sake. Maybe if she replied faster. We could have met yesterday or the day before. Tomorrow's the fourth then you got 11 days. So it's not really two weeks, is it? Do you think she she would, it seems like she's pretty keen and she would just come straight to my house without having to take her anywhere. What do you think I should do? What should hide? Hide that. What of these Maybe I hide my weird drawings. The bear. Oh yeah. I don't know where to put them. I'll put them in the cupboard and uh, hi. Maybe the minions. You might find it cute though.

I need to make my house girl ready. I'm like a bird preparing his nest for the mating ritual. What about this photo <laugh>? She'll be like, why do you have a photo of yourself? I don't know. I mean it could be funny but also she might think, oh he's a narcissist. So I was testing out my printer. It'd be nice to talk someone. It'd be nice to have a girl in the house again and talk to her hero voice. Smell her smell. You know, there's a lot of nice things in life, but it's just nothing nicer than having a cute girl in your house. Nothing beats that. Really. Money's nice and everything. Cards are nice. But I think whiteboard's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's

Fines.

Everything. Here's fine. Dunno about the, the cock and ball bottle. Open it. It could be funny. Yep. Two weeks to prepare. That's fine. Although the apron, no, she might thinks weird. I've got a girly apron. That's all fine. That's all fine. That's all fine. It's just not gonna look through my cupboards. But you never know. I think the main thing is, um, tripod this, the tripod and the microphone. I'd have to hide that. And the dildo stuff and the baby oil. I might get a new incense stick. Tomorrow's mine's nearly out. I'll get rid of the incense stick. Yeah, I wash the bedding. Oh, this rug though. When you stand on it, sometimes I feel bits under my feet like this. Uh, bits of card and seeds. They're really hard to clean This. I need a powerful vacuum. I don't know, even like this rug, I like this one more. I should have bought a second one of these. She can make me some que dealers. I think my main goal is I should, I need to try and get a girl. Really. The problem is I can get a girl easy in Thailand, but then I won't have my car and house, which I like. I like my, I like having a car and the house.

The problem is a young girl or I don't know, a young woman is not gonna want to live here 'cause it's boring. She said she likes it. She said she likes the countryside, but she likes living in the city more. I think most girls are gonna be like that. I mean, she's not that young. She's like 32 or something. Like if I brought Venus here, she'd be bored out of her fucking mind. There's nowhere to walk to the towns. Uh, just have a pub and that's it really. She'd get wasted in the pub shake, beat the rug out in the garden. Could do. I've gotta move the sofa 'cause the sofa's on it. I could take it to Bete Beach. That's quite nice. Got a town nearby too. I'm hungry. You got lamb chips? Broley. This one hasn't even asked me what I do for a living. Do you think that's because she's just DTF? Like if they're just DTF they don't care what I do for a living. 'cause they're not thinking of me as like, oh no future husband. I don't even know what she does for a living. All we basically said was, oh, you speak Spanish? Yeah, I speak Spanish

And we just talked about where we live. I just said, I live in Chiton and she said she lives in Plymouth and we talked about the countryside. And then I said, I'll take her to the hill. I said, you can come visit me if you like. She said, can do. I said, I'll take you to the hill. <laugh>. She said, what is the hill Kit Hill <laugh>. I find it crazy that people live here, but they don't, they haven't been to Kit Hill or Bog Hill. You are on a phone. Okay. Hold on. Hello?

I'm in a fucking dormitory right now. Um, like, I don't know. It's kind of loud, so I feel kind of weird.

Yeah.

So <inaudible> babe. Yeah.

You meet any cool people there?

No. Sorry. Can I ask them? Should I ask them? I don't know if they're cool people. Like I'm scared. I don't know. Quiet. Should I ask them if they're cool people?

Uh, if you want <laugh>.

Well, I'm scared, man. Shoot. I could, but I don't wanna No, I you're tempting me to. I I can't. I don't want

You don't have to. I

Okay. No, I'm kind of like, 'cause they're like fucking now and like, shit, like, they're like extroverted people going around.

Show me the bed.

What? Show me. Show you the bed. Yeah. This is the bad baby. <laugh>

Looks cozy.

Yeah, it is cozy.

Yeah. That's nice.

Cute. It's it's cute. I like it. I like, I like it. 'cause it's like a hamster cage. You know. You can, you can like put the, the curtain here and like, put the curtain right here. Should be cool. <laugh>. But yeah. <laugh>. I'm gonna look whoop Chris in the background.

<laugh>. Yeah. Cursor makes it cozy.

It is cozy. So like, yeah, there are other people in here. I like they talk to each other. Nah, like, I don't wanna like harass anyone, but I also wanna talk to them 'cause I'm like, shut the fuck up. Or do you wanna be friends? Either one of them <laugh>? Mm-hmm.

Hopefully they don't snore

You. What?

Hopefully they don't snore.

Well, they don't snore. No. I don't know. I just don't wanna like, make any conflict. So like, I'm quiet. I'm gonna like, you know. Yeah.

And get kicked out.

Yeah. Right. Or like, make trouble. That would be bad. So like, yeah, <laugh>. So, yeah. You know, because I'm always up for stupid shit. I usually the person who gets like fucked up, like I'm usually the person who like, you know, like says things you should not say. So like, I try not to say the things I should not say, you know? So I'm just trying to be quiet. Mm-hmm. Required, you know, you never know. You know, every anybody could like, you know, like anybody could like, like, you know, like get a knot towards you. Like, in my past apartment in the Airbnb in Switzerland, where there was, oh shit man, I can't even talk about that. It's so fucking crazy. Like, I didn't do anything but like, someone said something about me and that got me kicked out. But it was more like the, the apartment owner. I, I say I'm sorry 'cause like somebody at the apartment owner, I, I'm not really gonna talk about it, you know, like it's a fucking mirror. So anyway, I try to just say too much stupid shit. Also, I should not be scared. I mean, maybe I could make friends if I said hi to them.

<laugh>. So you are fucking mad out there. Yeah. Well,

The dude is fucking close too much.

I'm

Gonna say anything. You think it's flash?

He can probably hear you.

He can probably hear me. I mean, okay.

He sounds British.

I I I should just like opened the curtains, but I can't get talking. Should just say

I'm

Or not.

No,

I mean, they seem chill. What

Up to you.

You also wanna say hi.

I don't wanna say hi. I,

No, don't. You don't wanna say

Hi? No, not really.

Say hi. I'm actually also kinda shy today. I usually like, I, I usually, I usually also like just say hi to other people. But like today I'm just like, kinda like,

Should

I just say like, hi guys, what's up now?

Like, hello. What's up

Outside my mom?

Sorry, I forgot.

Should be like, what up?

Sounds very noisy.

Yeah. It gonna

Be like, no it's not. Well it totally now,

But it doesn't matter. I do kinda wanna do it, but I, I'm kind of scared. Usually I'm a little shit, so I don't know people all the time, but like right now I just can't do it. I can't be a little shit outta

Well, they sound nice. Don't be scared.

Yeah. So we all

Can. I, I I can't do it. I don't know what's holding me there.

Oh me.

You wanna say? No you don't.

Nine already.

<laugh>. Yeah, exactly. Here.

Oh seven P.

We should probably say hi. I like, I should. That's okay. Oh, I'm kind of scared.

See you later. <laugh>.

I know I'm not stupid enough. Like if I get fucked up enough badly or like alcohol. Not really that myself. I'm like <inaudible> and I drank alcohol actually. So it's not really alcohol. So it's like just me. Uh, right now. I can't be like, ugh. I guess I just really wanna talk to you Danielle.

Mm. I'm here for you.

Yeah. Yeah.

Thank you.

<laugh>.

Um, so Danielle, how was your day? I saw, I saw you like half. I fell asleep in the afternoon. Actually. I sometimes see random naps. Like they're pretty random. Like I take random naps. Fall asleep. Yeah. But like, how was your day? Like? 'cause like I saw like get in the morning, like you, you woke up like made toast and I suffer many because you even like made egg and bacon on. You saw like, there was like blood in the chicken.

You didn't see her when I went out

Pretty. No, I didn't.

Oh. That was the best bit

For real. What did you do? They, they like, yeah,

I just walked around.

You walked around? Okay. That's cool. Um, yeah. That's pretty cool. Yeah. Um,

Yeah.

Uh, and then you went back home and I mean, I guess it's still streaming, right? Yeah,

I'm streaming all day.

That's cool.

Gotta make that money.

Wow.

Okay. It's okay. That's okay.

It's okay. What?

Well, it's just someone walking on the door.

What are you up to?

Okay. Um, I think there's students in the door. I'm just gonna make an door. I wanna like, I mean, if I said hi, I would throw <laugh>. Make sure a fucking scene or something. Ignore. I think it's better. I just feel like so fucking like, annoyed by him that I do wanna throw a scene. Like, uh, about, uh, and then you want, did you have dinner yet?

No. I'm gonna make it soon. Getting hungry. Gonna have lamb.

You basically, you're gonna what?

Have lamb,

Lamb,

Lamb.

Wait like lamb or like,

Like a sheep

Lamb. Yeah. And understand that lamb, that you're gonna have lamb or like you're gonna cook it yourself, right?

Yeah. I already cooked it. It's cold now. I

Okay. It's impressing. It's interesting that you took them for yourself. Yeah. You know, if you were together, I would just order Uber eats for us.

Yeah, but there's no Uber Eats. Yeah.

Well I would order whatever there is.

There's nothing here. <laugh>.

There's nothing in them that Devon. No. Okay. Got it.

Not where I live. Well,

Okay. <laugh>, I'll not cook for you. I'm just kidding. I would order, that's okay. I would figure out a way.

Oh, cook for us. I

Would figure out a way. That's sweet. But you don't have to,

You can have pot noodle.

That's cute. I like pot noodle a lot actually. Really? Especially with, yeah, especially with our bowl.

Beef and tomato.

Yeah. Yeah. Chili tomato meal.

Beef and tomato.

A tomato What?

Beef and tomato flavor.

Chili tomato. What did you say sir? I can barely understand that.

Beef and tomato.

A beef and tomato. Yeah. Yeah. I heard of the flavor in <laugh> in Japan. There is like a flavor that's called <inaudible> tomato. And that's like maybe only one flavor I've heard of. Yeah. Mm-hmm. But can I ask you a really weird question? Like this look really weird. You, you are not actually 49 kg. Are you?

Not a what?

Uh, because you weighed yourself in the morning and then so like 49 kg. Yeah. Um, dude, no you for, are you, I wanted to leave you.

I'm 49 sometimes, sometimes 48.

You, it's okay, ma'am. Look, I actually figured this thing out. I guess it's, I just go around south, but like I, when I am like 50 kg I look, I look like 38 kg. So like, people think I can show you my legs right now. You wanna see my legs? Okay. I literally like, well where the fuck are my legs? Okay. From like, dear on my legs. And I am not under kg, but like, I'm like, I'm not like 38 kg like some skinny bitches like say they're like 38 kg. But like, I don't know, like I was maybe made for progress <inaudible>. Like maybe I'll like make you like fight people because like, I, like I am ski like skinny, but like the weight, like is the weight difference is different. And like, I can lose like, a lot of weight. But like, not lose weight, but like, that's so fucked here. So you, so I can I carry you so I can like do the princess. Fuck with you.

Can you lift? Can I do that? Can you lift 49 kg? What? Can you lift 49 kg?

I don't know. At this point I think yes I can.

<laugh>. How much do you weigh?

I can, I don't know. I barely stopped on the scale. I don't know. Yeah. But like, I have a tight go. I, I mean I don't wanna really talk about my weight 'cause I'm a girl. Yeah. But like my, I mean you can see my legs here. Like, so like, you know like some people like said okay, like you, like some people like to call me fat. Like especially so like wait, what?

How tall are you?

Little bit less.

What's that

One? 58.

Oh, you're breaking up Your internet's pretty bad.

Yeah. Hello?

Hello? I can't hear you very well. I talk to you later. Oh, barely here. Internet. Don't have wifi there. I like a bunch of British people in the dorm. Surely they can hear her saying that they're fucking annoying and stuff. <laugh>. She was not even whispering or keeping her voice down. Imagine you just hear a voice coming from a bed in a dormitory with the curtains closed and you can hear stuff like you people so fucking annoying. <laugh>. Yeah. Say it louder. Huh? <laugh> sound like two British people. Damn. My butt looking good. You think you can pick me up like a princess? You can try. Let's see if I put on any weight today.

49.

Yeah, well I'm very skinny. What can I say?

<laugh>.

It's okay. You don't need to tell me your weight. You can have a go on this. I'll let you have a go on the scales, but I'm uh, 1 7 5 centimeters tall. Five nine. Can I punch the shit out of you? Um, no thanks. Well I'm insecure about my weight. I wanna put on weight. That's why I'm building my muscles with my dumbbells. Show how your biceps. Okay. No Venus. No punching. Why you wanna punch me? Well my knife doesn't have a point. I only have a cleaver. No stabbing with my knife. Only chopping. Mm-hmm <affirmative> cut. That was perfect. This came out. Please are my meds

My Gary to I need to exercise. Hold on. Oh. Oh. Biceps be bulging. Bicep be bulging. Go on voice chat. Mm. I gotta make dinner maybe later. Hmm. I am hungry. English battery.

I've got ah, 5%. I've got switch phones. Hold on. Okay. Phone switched constantly charging phones up when you stream 15 hours a day. How many times do I charge up these stupid phones? Damn. My biceps getting massive because pain. Okay so I've got lamb shawarma. Ah, stupid ice. Damn ice. Getting out controlling it. Oh this is kind of satisfying. Oh, for that bit. Oh that's a big one.

Yeah.

Look all that. Geez that one. That's big fat one there. Oh my hand's cold. Oh god. Oh so cold. Oh Jesus. Oh it's so cold. Mm. Now uh, no I don't have a dust pan. I just gotta let it melt and then mop it up. I think this way. Water everywhere. My lamb. Mm. Actually I shouldn't put the lamb in first in his cookie chips.

Can't believe I used up all the food already. It feels like I only just got it. That was 77 cows worth of food

And

People think I don't eat enough. Pretty. Yeah this broccoli was kind of rotten. Kind of Lance men in the real

Can do. Did

Juicy suck again?

We get the chiney.

And then Mila's grandmother would be proud. She was a good honest woman. Survive two world wars, survive the bombings of Rotterdam. Welcome me into her home and cook me food without asking for anything in return. A true traditional woman of her time. RIP Mila's grandmother. I forgot her name. It's like car alarm sound. Yeah, car alarm. Beautiful. Stunning. Dunno how many of it's done since her grandmother probably died unless she's like 102 years old.

Ah. Another hard day of work.

Oh, tastes so much better than the first day.

Hmm

Hmm. Um

Hmm.

Plan for tomorrow. I gotta buy food. Buy food. I need baking. Powder and flour. Self raising. Make cupcakes.

Hmm mm Oh oh god.

Dinner done. It was okay. Lamb was better than the first time. I made it less chewy. I think it gets less chewy over time since the day you cook it where it is at peak chili.

Easy.

Already prepared to count orange. Easy. That's what happens when you become a pro at life. Easy.

Hmm.

God It smells like rotten garbage. Rotten garbage.

Oh

I had a cold now. Oh thank God I've got this blanket. I'll be freezing without it. The last orange. If let see if there's any good. It feels kind of hard. Loosen up the membranes. Oh is it green? What kind of car would you recommend to impress girls Honda Civic? Nah. Too much like boy racer. I don't like boy racer vibes. I'm not trying to date an 18-year-old teenager. I'm trying to impress a grown woman. Maybe a grown woman would think Oh, Evie Pergio not too crazy. Nice color. Yeah. A Lambo is gonna impress a 19-year-old, isn't it? I'm talking about proper material ladies. Maybe like an Audi. Proper German engineering. Oh and she's pretty good. Juicy, sweet. No complaints. I mean I'm not trying to impress the girl with my car as in look at my car. It's so expensive. I'm rich. I mean I wanna impress her by showing her that I'm a mature and responsible man. Ready to start a family. Maybe SUV maybe like uh, Nissan Cash. I shop in a van. Get in the van. Love. Get in the van. Love. Um, Daniel bringing you up. Oh shit, my name's not Daniel.

You gotta remember my name's Jason. Ask me. So weird get being called Jason. Jason <laugh>. Imagine you having sex. And she's like, ah, Jason. Oh. And I'm like who the fuck is Jason <laugh>? Oh wait is me <laugh>. It'd be weird. Like you're getting cucks whilst you're having sex with her. Oh Jason, fuck me harder. It'd be weird. What would I say I do for a living? I might just say every, it is boring so they won't ask too much about it. And I've got proof because I got those little every notes everywhere. Well she says, what's your craziest story as an every driver? What I say one time I went on a date in Scotland and the girl asked me what was my craziest story living in Japan. And I was just thinking, I can't tell you any of my stories, but I'm gonna say I got sucked off by a guy that might have made the date more interesting. She wouldn't have ghosted me. I need to stop being so scared of telling my stories. Not these girls would find it funny. Got sexually assaulted by a Japanese gay guy in a park and used to slap my dick.

He was trying to make me come but I didn't. Hmm?

I

Can't think of any funny stories. Let me think. I just don't remember. I got chocolate all over my shirt.

Oh

My stomach. I can't tell the actual funny stories 'cause it makes me look bad.

Like, um, leaving the parcel by the doorstep and not ring the doorbell. And she moaned at me saying it it like she nearly tripped on it. It makes me look like I don't care about other people's safety. Who walks out the front door without looking at the ground? Is it just me or does no one else seem to look at the ground when they're walking? I would never open the door and walk out without looking at the ground. I look everywhere. I I'm looking. Look what right now I'm looking forwards. I can see everything that you can see. I can see this bit. I can see the kit Kats. I can see the grout. How do you not see it? Such as your funnel vision. And then she had a big go at me 'cause I didn't ring the doorbell. But then I've gotta explain why I didn't ring the doorbell. 'cause I can't be bothered to be honest. Slow me down. Some people are rude as well. Like they don't say thanks. They don't say hello. They just grunt at you and take it. Ah. Ah dammit. It's only nine o'clock. Another two hours. And the time between now and finishing time is the SOIs. After I finished dinner and I finished my tea, God it drags.

What do you mean staying inside all the time? I go out almost every day. I've been going out almost every day. How do you think I got so tanned? Uh, that's my hand. Other side. Pink brown, pink brown. Pink brown. Pink brown. Pink brown. Brown pink. Brown pink. I can't believe you think I stay inside all the time. I just went out all day today. That's a crazy statement. Mm Ah some good tea. I enjoy the tea so much more than the beer. Jasmine tea is the bomb. Uh, it's so relaxing. Look how brown I am. Look at that. Oh look how brown I've been browned

Cooked

By the sun. Ah mm-hmm <affirmative>

Do it right.