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All

right, why is multi-stream on?

嗯。

Multi-stream off. I thought I couldn't turn it off.

Yeah, stupid stream's been a mess today because

Prism Studio sucks,

basically.

And iPhone sucks because when I put it in the tripod, it accidentally presses the camera button.

I wouldn't stream with iPhone again.

What a mess.

I could try Stream Run if I was going to do it again.

I just don't think it's worth it.

How many VODs we got today? 2, 2 on YouTube.

The music.

How many viewers do I have on YouTube for the drive home?

What a nice drive home though.

I made £20 delivered box of beer. And some ham and chicken fries.

Where's my money?

They said I didn't provide the receipt, but I did.

Hey, better get my money.

So, hmm.

I made

£9 on Kick today. So I did, I did 2 hours.

No, I did 4 hours. 47 minutes on Kick today. I made $12.

Really, really great idea, guys, multi-streaming.

I made 12 hours on 4— no, 12

I made $12, 4-hour 40-minute stream on Kick. On YouTube I made, I don't know yet,

probably like $30, probably like $25. I got 2 Super Chats.

I don't think it's worth it.

And the Prism Studio sucks. When you get disconnected, it doesn't reconnect.

Yeah, iPhone kind of sucks for streaming as well.

Yeah, disconnected when

When I went outside, didn't it?

So none of the drive to the Tesco was streamed. Great.

Yeah, it started again when I was at the Tesco, when I reset it.

Well, at least I made—

I made £19.50 from my bee livery. Really?

I reckon I'll make like

Maybe $25 from the YouTube streams. And the drive is really nice though. When you go down south into Tenterden, Bitterden area, it's not too different to Devon. As long as you get off the M20, A20 bit between Maidstone, it becomes a lot more rural.

I don't know, it's still— what time is it?

4:30. Dinner, and then I've got another 5 hours. I might be able to make 50 on Kick for another 5 hours. I'm probably more like 40, 42.

So what went wrong was streaming on the iPhone sucks because no IRL Pro.

I think if I use StreamRun, it would have been better on the Android,

but yeah, multi-streaming is a pain.

I can't believe multi-streaming, um, with on Kick for nearly 5 hours only made $12.

Oh my God.

It's like, I mean, it's what I expected.

Yeah, I should have used StreamRun. I would have had disconnect protection and I could have used IRL Pro.

But I don't think I'd do a multi-stream again,

although I like how wide angle the, the journey home was.

How many viewers did I have when I was driving home? Like 40.

Oh, my trade got stopped out. I lost £15.

Made £20 driving, lost £15 trading.

I took this trade.

I took that trade thinking it would bounce on that line, and then it, it didn't. I got stopped out there. £15 gone.

You win some, you lose some.

Yeah, but the annoying thing about StreamRun is

There's no point using it in the house because then you're paying, what, 40 cents an hour

to stream inside?

I only went outside for like 2 hours, so I have to end the stream and then start a new stream using StreamRun.

It's unlimited.

How are they going to make money then?

39 a

month.

I didn't do YouTube, I just did Kick.

I don't think losing 50% revenue

and half the viewers on Kick is worth streaming on YouTube for.

I have to wait 24 hours to see how much money the YouTube stream's made.

It's probably not much.

嗯。

Well, iPhone's really annoying because it's got this button on the side.

So the button on the side, you put it in the selfie stick, it keeps pressing the button. Opening the camera,

and there's only this space here to put the selfie stick bit, and either it presses the power button or presses this camera button, which is kind of annoying.

I'm just annoyed that the stream didn't work very well,

and I'm annoyed my trade got stopped out.

Bit of a frustrating day.

Maybe I'll try a stream run next time.

I haven't tried stream run yet. Okay, I got it set up

like this.

Whoa, my screen's so dusty. I've got the iRoll Pro input and then the disconnect failover protection thing, then splits to YouTube and Kick.

Don't know if I use it. Maybe if I decide to do multi-stream again.

It's really annoying because I don't get data until I leave the house, but I can't fiddle with the stream whilst I'm driving.

Yeah, I could have stopped by the road.

It feels so nice when you complete the delivery and then you put the music on, come home.

12, 15, 88. Spent 15.88 because alongside the beer livery, I bought myself some beer, chicken, and a lint roller. I spent £15.88 at Tesco.

£19.52

earnings.

The most efficient and transparent way to mine Bitcoin without the hassle of setting up—

The classical music's funny. Where the fuck do I park?

The classical music makes the driving funny.

Fuck.

It's like it's some comedy skit.

It's so funny.

Yeah, I don't

like iPhone for streaming. It's good for doing stuff on it, but not— I think Android's better.

I

didn't like Prism Studio.

I got lost in the Tesco. I didn't know where the exit was. I turned right outside of the checkout. I went all the way down, went all the way back, and the woman working there was like, this way.

Yeah, this is my childhood home. I mean, the room at home.

I made $12 on the Kick today, 5-hour stream.

If I did it only on Kick, I would have made $45.

Hopefully the lost $35 is made up on YouTube.

Not deleting anything.

I'm gonna make sure the multi-stream's off. Imagine I left it on by accident.

Oh, it's off. Thank God. Yeah, iPhone not good for streaming. It's this stupid button. How'd you disable that button on the side? I kept putting it in the selfie stick and it kept turning on the camera app.

No, what big sinkhole?

How many died?

First thing comes up, I put Bangkok sinkhole. Wow, massive sinkhole swallows the street.

Damn, it was outside a— was it BTS station? It's massive.

Damn, look at that.

Which part was it in?

Whoa, look at the sewage pipes.

See, this stuff never happens in the UK. Whoa.

Now look at that pickup getting swallowed.

Heavy rain and a leaky pipe.

What

a

mess. Oh, look

at the electric sparks.

Underground train station construction links to that, the construction.

There's like one pickup truck on a little island of road.

Damn, look at that. A giant sinkhole.

Plunging nearly 50 meters deep, suddenly open, toppling power poles, breaking water construction site beneath. As a result, the road surface— extending the damage to the front of the Samson Police Station.

Dozens of officers rushed to seal off the area, evacuate residents, and shut down activities at the police station and nearby apartments. Bangkok Governor Chatuchak Sittipunt confirmed that soil had been sucked into the underground MRT structure while— what was the mayor's name? Chatuchak Sittipunt confirmed that residents and shut down activities at the police station and nearby apartments. Bangkok

Governor Chatshart Citypunt confirmed that soil had been sucked into the underground while an investigation is underway to determine the exact cause.

Oh no.

The Jira Hospital, a major medical center and teaching institution, was forced to suspend outpatient services to ensure the safety of patients. Good thing it happened in front of the hospital, I guess.

Chad Chart City Punt.

What a funny name. Chad Chart City Punt.

What a Chad.

I don't know if I can be bothered to exercise. It's a bit tired now.

Oh, it's stuck.

The sticky roller is sticky.

S6 is pretty far away.

I went there last year to Colchester Zoo. Took me 2 hours.

I

made £270 on Kick this week.

That is, um,

$375.

Oh God.

My income's plummeting.

The driving didn't interest the YouTube people, did it? I thought they might be like, wow, Dylan's driving.

No one cares.

The drive home worked. The drive there didn't work because I didn't have any internet when I left. Stupid Prism Studio didn't reconnect when I got internet back. I don't like Prism Studio.

It's a fancy-looking app, but it's not reliable.

World

market's tanking.

Holy shit.

Triggered my buy order.

I don't know if I want that anymore.

It's like head and shoulders.

What do you mean so bad it's good? That's a banger.

Tonight I wake up and I wanna burn. I wanna burn.

Hmm, you know, I quite enjoyed the drive though.

It makes a difference. I mean, it makes a nice change to just going up to Maidstone or Canterbury.

Never really go down that way much, tend to do.

I feel like music is way more enjoyable when you're driving. Music is nice in the first place, but when you combine it with driving, it's like wine. You combine wine with a steak, it elevates them both.

Yeah, Dave Gibson was on the phone to my mum when I got home. He sounded fine.

I knocked on the door, a man came out and he had clutches, 2 clutches. I asked him if he wanted any help because it was like a box of beer. And some ham. He just eats ham with his beer or something. And baby wipes.

How's he gonna carry that? He said no, it's fine.

I hope he doesn't fall down the stairs.

The ultra wide angle with the clip-on lens makes the driving look even funnier.

What happens if I put it on this way?

My Kenko lens. I bought this in Japan. I had— I remember buying this at Big Camera in Umeda with Chihiro. I think it's because I got the iPhone X and it didn't have wide angle.

Okay, that looks rubbish. It's like a peephole.

It's weird, as soon as I get into my driveway, I lose connection. Oh, my mum's really scared of driving on these roads. I drove on these roads on the way back home and she was freaking out. She looked terrified. She kept screaming. Remember we had that argument because I followed the sat nav through the country lanes and

she kept saying, no, go that way, go back to the main road. And I was saying, no, the Google Maps is telling me this way's faster. She got really mad at me.

Yesterday I made about $90.

Today I made

Today's stream made $12 because I did multi-streaming. It slashed my viewership in half and slashed my income in half,

but I probably made $25. I reckon— I'm guessing $25 on YouTube.

I don't think it's worth multi-streaming.

I end up boring 2 groups of people, and then I end up having 2 dead streams instead of just one dead stream. 2 dead streams are deader than one dead stream.

I don't think it was a worthy experiment.

I told you, I told you if I streamed on YouTube and Kick, I would have less viewers on Kick because people would go over to YouTube, and then I have 50% loss on Kick because I'm not exclusively streaming, and then I barely get any donos unless someone drops like a $20 dono, which is unlikely.

Now I've only got 2 hours until dinner.

And I was ignoring Kick chat because I only had YouTube chat on my screen. I had to get my phone to look at the Kick chat.

Probably won't do it again. What's so funny about dinner? It's 5:20, got 40— 1 hour 40 minutes until dinner.

I don't think chat on screen makes a difference.

Today was a mess.

The problem is I barely have internet connection when I'm on the driveway. I don't regain it until I leave the driveway.

Oh well.

Well, the YouTube viewers got a taste of what they're missing.

YouTube viewers got a taste of what they're missing by not coming to Cape

Wow, this is such great design. Couldn't they make it easier to take it off?

Yeah, people on YouTube expect high-quality short-form stuff

or slightly well-produced stuff, not these marathon, marathon-long nonsense streams.

I might

do some exercise.

Oh, oh, that was pretty good. Did you see that?

Getting way stronger.

Oh,

oh God.

Oh God.

Oh.

Holy shit, I'm up £9 on my trade! Whoa, my buy trade got triggered! Where is it?

I'm up £9!

I put a buy trade in, uh, there.

I got triggered in. I'm up £9.

I lost £15 earlier.

Up £8.

Put stop loss at breakeven.

I'll make back that £15 I lost.

Looks like it's finding support there, just like I thought. Previous all-time high.

Well, Barrick Gold's tanked. Oh, look at Barrick Gold.

I'll probably take profit here at the head and shoulders neckline, £25.

Baby's crying again.

啊。

Whoa, my God! Oh wow, thanks. You messed up. You're a loner now. Guess what? That means me and two other people on disability now are going to dedicate our lives to making fun of you weirdly from now on. Uh, my life's going great actually. I got iPhone Air, but you don't.

Do you have iPhone Air or Flip 7? Doubt it.

Oh, did I get my money already? I made £20 delivering some Beerus and bought myself some Beerus as well, so I basically got free Beerus.

Now I've got the money already.

£42. £20 paid plus £23 reimbursement.

Easy money. Better than Uber Eats. Uber Eats, you do one delivery, get paid like £4. And this one, I do one delivery, it takes about an hour, get paid £20.

I've got to make back what I lost from multi-streaming.

Damn, my hair's looking good.

Look

at those ribs.

Prime rib cage.

I don't think monetization's going on. You've loved, laughed, partied, and even Pilated, so why stop now? Make later life the time of your life and move to a beautiful— oh wow, thanks. So as soon as you left the Discord, all the weasels there suddenly felt safe enough to backbite and trash talk you.

Really? Yeah, better join back and ban them all. All the hyenas come out when the lion's away.

The snickering, weaseling hyenas.

Have you seen the driving stream when I'm coming— when I'm driving to the place with the classical music? It's so funny. It's so much better with music.

It adds a comic effect. Look at that, that's good.

What's that? Oh wow, thanks.

Stupid mouse.

I keep expecting the mouse to be flat and I put my hand over it and knock it over all the time.

Where the fuck do I park? Fucking hell.

Right here.

Oh, shut up, fucking loser. That's funny.

They're scared of these biceps. The jackals and hyenas, cockroaches crawling out my armpit.

That

one's a banger.

Neighbour's mowing my lawn. I can see him.

When am I going back home? Don't know really.

When I feel like it.

Come on, market, come up. I want my £15 back.

1 hour 10 minutes till dinner.

It might just be leftovers for dinner, I don't know.

I got a beer. I got a Corona and a San Miguel.

San Miguel.

Wow. Hey Danny, could you let me know what type of software is not recognizable by AI? I need to create Tinder account and avoid shadow ban. My fellow Tinder swindler, it's called Fawkes, like Guy Fawkes. F-A-W-K-E-S.

You type Fawkes. Facial recognition software. And then where was it? University of Chicago, Forbes 1. Algorithm software tool gives individuals the ability to limit how unknown third parties can track them.

I'll put a link in chat.

Holy shit, that's the wrong link. Holy shit, that's the wrong link.

This one.

The University of Chicago.

I doubt it really makes a difference.

I can survive maybe 2 weeks before they ban me again, but if I didn't use it, maybe they'd ban me straight away.

Someone said they saw Crypt on Coffee Meets Bagel.

She's trying to find her next victim to leech them. She tried bleaching us. She got a couple hundred dollars, don't know, and then she fucked off.

I really doubt they would start conscripting random 36-year-olds.

It would have to be like a World War I trench warfare grind fest

for them to start conscripting. Don't think they're gonna have trench warfare again because trenches are obsolete. Just fly a drone into it and blow it up.

Just make like a cheap $100 drone, put some bombs on it, fly it right into the trench.

The worst thing about joining the army is they'll shave off my precious hair.

My beautiful locks. They'll shave it all off.

Oh, I've got to pay £150 electricity in 6 days.

No electricity for my Devon house.

I don't fake nonstop.

I

feel sick. Uh, you vape it too much, you feel a bit sick.

I could smell food.

I had a weird dream last night. I was dressed up like a woman and I was naked and I was filming it and I looked hot.

I

had big wide hips and I had a red bikini,

dressed up as a woman and naked at the same time. I mean, I look like a woman,

and I was mostly naked.

Watch this.

But you can't do that.

Look at our cars. Why does it look like the cars from Jurassic Park? Like a little,

little electric— well, mine's electric—

little electric theme park cars. It's funny how they're exactly the same color.

Pushkin's not in here today.

Yeah, Flip 7's way better for streaming. I've got multi-app split-screen app, put chat on the right. I've got Aero Pro.

No, he's downstairs sleeping under the table.

He got bored of my room.

Aldi's so cheap. You know, those cat trees cost me only £3.

Pretty cheap.

Look, I brought my chopsticks.

I still gotta go to Tesco to refund that jumper I bought. I went to Tesco today, but I didn't bring it. It's too much in a rush.

Come on, market, rip! I'm up £8.70.

Do the ripping thing.

我 靠！ 这么 二 宝 子， 可是 我 干 嘞。 快 点 点 排 气 装 住 盘。 Okay, I'm so hot.

My kitchen's gonna stink when I go home. I put some food waste in the bin. Been there for nearly 2 weeks.

Then I'd probably go back next week.

I gotta take my mum to the car dealership on Friday.

I might stream it.

I don't know,

I think I'm just following her from behind and then we might go shopping. I don't know, it's not going to be very interesting.

Could test out stream run.

No.

Probably just go live from the stream— I mean, the Kick app. If I was gonna go live, no laptop setup.

Can't be bothered.

I've got to wait 24 hours to see how much I made from the YouTube streams,

but I don't think it's worth it.

I don't think it's worth sacrificing 50% revenue on Kick

for what, sub-50 viewers on YouTube?

I made 74 cents for my gaming iPhone video, made $15 for I'm gonna regret buying iPhone Air.

£7 an hour is better than— you know how much money I made per hour multi-streaming? $2 per hour. It's like £1.50. I made $12 from the 5-hour stream, and I probably made $25 from the YouTube streams

for 5 hours.

That's even less.

Without exclusive streaming, I make less than $3 an hour.

Whole market is ripping. I'm up £12.

Up £13.

I think lunchtime just ended in America. Traders are back.

What's up, traders?

I'm up £14.

Should I take profit and make back what I lost on the earlier trade?

Up £14.

My target is £24.

Oh, £13,

£14,

5th, come on, 15.

£15, ripping! Come on, £24,

£16 now.

Move stop loss up.

I'm

at

16. Push it.

I might put the stop loss at £12.

Come on, push!

No,

no, no.

What is the play about? What, what do you mean?

No, shut

up, Dijon. Loads of people watch it.

We're a community of traders.

I went long NASDAQ.

Oh no, I'm only up £12. Oh,

I feel sick.

Oh no, £11.

Forty minutes to do.

I hope I made back $30

from this stream.

Probably not, probably more like $25.

Toki told me that the guy who killed Charlie Kirk video apparently had a ladyboy girlfriend.

Da da da da da da da.

It's still raining every day in Thailand. Look at that.

It's sunny in

Devon. I'm gonna leave it sunny.

I want to get fish and chips before I leave.

Maybe tomorrow.

Not that I don't like my mum's cooking, it's just I haven't had some good junk food in ages.

I'm gonna get savaloni and fish and chips.

It was nice yesterday, the duck. It just gets a bit tough for the next day.

Come on, market, just whip.

Yeah, because my mum cooks a lot and then we will eat leftovers the next day.

The funny thing is my mum doesn't eat her own cooking. She'll make nice food and then she'll have a bowl of porridge herself.

I never see her eat. She'll have like one bowl of porridge for the whole day. I don't know why.

I love eating.

I just don't eat a lot, but when I'm eating, it's nice.

I might move stop loss to £10. I think it's now or never.

Moving stop loss to £11.

That means I'd lose £4. If I get triggered out.

Lost £15 earlier, make back £11.

It's ripping. I'm up £16. I might lock in £15 actually, break even.

Locked in £15.

I'm up 16.50. I locked in at 15. That'll make back what I lost earlier.

We're in the post-lunchtime pump.

Look at that, that's my stop loss.

£15 profit. I'm up £17.

Whoops, didn't lock my car. I'm up. 17.

Yeah, she came into the garden crying and then she went to the hospital. And then there was screaming and the police came. I thought someone got murdered.

No, I don't know what happened.

Her daughter always seems to have drama with her ex-husband, and one time her ex-husband came over and smashed her car up with a hammer.

Remember, I was streaming, I could hear this banging sound.

I have an idea. Maybe she should file a restraining order against him.

We're pumping. I'm up £19.

But profit zone is £24.

What do you mean everyone left? We got 77 viewers, highest number ever.

Where is everyone tuning in from now, guys?

Well, now it's tanking.

Don't stop me out. No,

no, no. Let's just take one fat red one and I'm out.

Come on, just pump.

Come on, one big fat greeny.

Well, at least I didn't lose any money today. I locked in the £15.

I'm gonna get stopped out. Here we go.

It's right above my stop loss. Oh, here we go. Come on, don't stop me out. No. No, come on, come on, greeny, greeny, go!

No, no, no!

Oh, it's right above my stop. Oh, I'm out,

stopped out. £15.

Oh wow, it's tanking.

Ah, I could have taken the £18.

Can you

see me?

It

sounded like he said hello. Ah, crying.

I'm out of the trade. £15 profit. Lost £15, made £15.

Now look, it actually rejected exactly off the neckline.

Look at that, that's crazy. Look, right off the neckline

of the head and shoulders.

Look at

that, rejected there. Head and shoulders neckline,

classic short setup.

Head and shoulders broke, broke trend line.

Hmm, done trading today. 2 trades, 1 L, 1 W.

Well, I get 2x points at Tesco if I use Revolut. Oh my god,

you get 2 points every £10 you spend.

Ah,

I missed out on all these points.

15 minutes.

Precision timing. Is everything when you're a trader.

Dinner time at 15— I mean, 7 o'clock. Back here at 8:30 or 9, depending how bored I am downstairs. 3-hour stream until bedtime at 12. 60, 70. It might make 60 or 70 and get Might make 25, 30 on YouTube. Hopefully I get 100.

The multi-streaming thing was a waste of time

apart from getting my watch time up on YouTube.

That's kind of useful.

Looks kind of empty. I'm going to just put the stream on the table without them knowing. Oh yeah, I'm streaming. They will run off.

Another thing about streaming is you got to be careful what you talk about. You can just talk about whatever you want, like things you're not supposed to say. You can just talk about anything without worrying about getting in trouble, which is

nice. And the juice.

I'm good, yeah, I'm feeling all right.

You ought to know,

so baby, don't worry. When the day come, this is my kingdom come. Can you feel the heat? I can tell by her eyes it's It's where my demons hide. It's where my demons hide.

Kill the kindness.

Kill the kindness. Kill the kindness. Kill the kindness. Kill the kindness. Kill the kindness. Kill the kindness.

Look at

what you've done. Oh, we did everything right now on the outside.

I'll show you what it feels like now on the outside. I gotta hang on some more. I'm gonna run.

I take it deep every time I pass your door. I know you're there, but I— You got blood on your hands. How do You

need more. 就 比 起 那

多 多 你在 乎， 虽 然 你 爱 的 不 止 自己， 怒 火 而 起。 啊 啊 啊！ 虽 然 你。

We

could be heroes. We could be heroes. We could be.

After you stay right between the lines of fear and blame, you begin to wonder why you came. When things go wrong, I lost a friend somewhere along in the bitterness, and I would have stayed up with

Go, but it always ends the same.

Can't believe the things that I've been faced. Crying on your knees in pain. Oh, some things never change, never change. You break your back to make me feel again.

Okay, don't make me breathe.

What?

Me.

Make

up your mind, make up your mind.

What can be solid? No, I'll give my all to you.

For another day, I can live with my mistakes.

Back.

Let's make love tonight. Make it up for love.

I've been having nightmares, nightmares.

I'm always down with that body on me. Coming out for my liquor, coming out for my liquor.

You take my hand, I know I'm always home. So far from difficult, but take my advice before you live fire. Do things right. After all this time.

After all this time. Oh, before midnight.

Watch me move when I get

you out.

When the love is through.

I had it.

I should turn it off.

Looking for music.

I need your time.

I don't know

where you're not. This is a love we both feel, that we both feel. And how will we ever know?

If you were

to say bye, would I never want another? Baby, I wonder, do I want you or need you? I don't know the difference. I want you to come close, so don't keep it distant.

So

why don't you take me?

Why don't you take me?

This is feeling like the feeling like the first time.

Well, time for the— see you again.