Kick Livestreams/all day MEGA stream 2025-06-28 19_11 [12009049-all-day-mega-stream] 480p

Yep. Nice and early today. Got a new shirt too. It is, um, raining again. So I can't do laundry or go anywhere. Very difficult to do streaming when the weather's like this. I, yeah, I don't mind the rain if I'm not going out. But it doesn't really make you wanna go out if it's like this and I can't do my laundry. I haven't done laundry for weeks 'cause it just won't stop raining all month. It's been raining nonstop for nearly two months now. It's crazy. Um, uh, Sunday seems like it's not raining and then Monday is sunny all day. So maybe I'll go out tomorrow and then Sunday laundry. I mean Monday laundry. I still feel really tired from yesterday. Slept so well. I think I just fell asleep straight away after I finished last night. Woke up completely naked for some reason. Nose is pretty red. Hmm. Very red looking. Hmm. I got burned badly yesterday. Sun creams coming today. Yeah. I always get sunburn on my nose but nowhere else. It's weird. I got sunburn really badly in Japan as well. It's always my nose the top of my nose. I'm not from Malaysia. I'm from the uk. Only if black people get sunburn. I've never seen a black person with sunburn. Well I've gotta start putting on sun cream. I guess yesterday was pretty good. Made $250 from yesterday's dream. You like white shirts a lot recently I think this is my only white shirt. <laugh>. I missed my Malaysia shirt. That looked nice. I think I left it at the Korean woman's house when I ditched her. Had the Patronus towers on it and I, I lost my cow ya t-shirt. I got entire land. I'm not sure what happened to it. Not many t-shirts survived, unfortunately. I got my coding T-shirt with the coding on it. I didn't get any replies from anyone. Bri girl didn't reply. Mina didn't reply. Mina's girl OnlyFans $20 a month. It's called beaner male. Seems like she's pretty active on it. That's probably how she makes most of that money. I wonder what she puts on it. What do I think about the new female attention? I don't know a lot of attention but no actual meetings happening. I a lot of talk and no action. The problem is they keep trying to stop me meeting other people. So they'll say I wanna meet you but only if you don't meet X, Y, and Z. Which is getting kind of annoying. Like can't we just meet as friends first without any commitments? Why do I have to like commit before we've even met? She's just like, meet as friends, hang out, see how it goes. It must with all the ultimatums in the end won't end up meeting anyone like that? No, I didn't get any replies from anyone. Not even Rowan's friend replied zilch Might be lunch or breakfast or whatever it is. Tomorrow I found a place to go to. It's a reservoir. Looks pretty nice. Uh, Melbourne Red Ofir looks pretty cool. And then you can also trek into the mos from there. Might go there tomorrow. Am I going outside today? Mm. No. Unless there's a B livery. I might take a B livery if one pops up. Depends on my mood. Any predictions? Mm. Can't think of any. Am I gonna return the night Hawk <laugh>? But that would take a long time to decide 'cause I wanna test it out more. It is just gonna be windy outside all the time. Unfortunately. I mean I could do Uber Eats and put the camera in the back, but I can't be bothered. Make like five pounds an hour. I, if I streamed Amazon Flex would've gone banned straight away. Leaking all the people's address that's going down fast. Yep. Um, unfortunately all the money I make from this week's going to instantly disappear. Rent, electricity, water is gonna be like 1,400. Rent, electricity, internet, Amazon payments all going out. Also Ikea loan, a hundred pounds going out. So yeah, it's gonna be expensive beginning of the month. So I gotta keep up the grind. I dunno if I, I don't know about the water company. I mean I could phone them. Is it really worth it Over what, 10, 20 pounds a month? I've got two weeks to pay it. I'll pay it later. Is Thailand still on the horizon? Yeah. Yeah. I still want to go. Well I don't know if November isn't November like the rainy season. Imagine you go to Thailand and then get stuck in indoor the whole time. It's the end of the rainy this season. Okay. So that's good. I remember there's like a month in Thailand where it's just non sort rain rains, rains every single day. It rains insane amounts as well. Yeah. November. If we're still on kick by November, I should have made like 20 k. November is what? Four five? No. July or four months away. I should have made like $30,000 by November. If I stick to this, stick to this schedule. Imagine 30,000 minus like 20,000 for paying debts. Well I owe my mom $25,000. So even if I make 30,000, I only have a couple thousand left over. But then I'll be debt free won't I? I I might as well just pay it all off because there's no other big expenses I would need unless I wanna get the tire lead visa. I could get the T le visa instead of paying my mom and then pay my mom off monthly. A couple thousand. Not a big lump sum all at once. And I get five year visa in Thailand. Go live in Thailand, come back here. Go back Thailand. But it's kind of a waste. I think if you get a five year tea Thailand visa and you don't live there for the whole five years, then what's the point? I don't know why I feel so tired. I, it is not like I did a lot of exercise yesterday apart from a lot of walking. My legs don't ache. It's just, I don't know. I feel very sedentary. Oh I make some food. Hmm. Yeah. Getting blown. Imagine getting blown in the face with wind for four hours straight. Which basically was what it was. 'cause I paid for four hours parking, getting nonstop blown in the face for four hours. And also sea salt and sea water and sun. I suffered. Suffered momentously. It was boring as fuck. <laugh>. Yeah. Nothing happened apart from you got to see me walk on the beach. Well we go to the reservoir tomorrow. I think the funniest thing was when I got angry about Beyonce. I think the only interesting thing is I get tired and angry and then I rage. That's the only content. Lo hill farmhouse. Oh look there's another lake. Yeah. Hmm. I wearing the same clothes from yesterday. Yep. We'll be wearing them for another two weeks. I wanna do laundry. I can't 'cause it is raining all the time. If I thought of making art and selling it. Yeah. I have sold some paintings. Yes. I mean last year, $450. Would it dry in the conservatory? I thought I need sunlight. Otherwise it would just, I remember I tried drying it in the winter and it just froze. I put it in the conservatory. Woke up the next morning, my laundry was frozen. All stiff and hard. So I don't know if it would dry, if it doesn't have sunlight. I, wow. I've made $1,950 on kick. Dunno how many days it's been now. Losing track. I think nine days. 4, 4, 2, 9. So today's day 10 or day nine. I forgot. Hmm. Maybe tomorrow do laundry on. I wonder if Mina would do OnlyFans content together or if she just does like bikini shots. No sex. Imagine doing OIE fans and you don't have sex on it or masturbate. I think a lot of women, they just do OnlyFans. They don't actually do anything on it apart from just pose in sexy outfits. She, she's got only fans $20 a month. But I bet she doesn't get naked or anything. She's got a lot, a lot of likes. A 14,000 likes. Which must mean she's got quite a lot of followers on it. She's got a really thin waist. I, oh you can see stats on it. Total posts. Looks like she hasn't been posting much this year. Total OnlyFans photos over time. It hasn't really gone up much. Maybe she gave up or something or stopped doing it. Hmm. She's got 14,000 likes in comparison. I have 3000. She's got 44 videos on what she does on it. I wish she at least gives like a, a trial or something free so you know what's gonna be on it. But there's just nothing. It's blank. Nude leaks. Ooh, what's this? Mina's nude leaks. Hmm. I wonder if I'm on this leaks. nudes.co <laugh>. Maybe save this one. Save for lid. Yeah, she looks pretty hot. She's slim. She's got a really tiny waist. She's kind of got that ego look. I well, Edwin fumbled didn't he losing her? He should have moved to the uk. I was watching their breakup video. I think it was like it was because of the long distance mainly. Well maybe because she started doing OnlyFans and he was against it. Who knows. No, she didn't accept my message. Invitation <laugh>, imagine a hookup with Mina after they were so lovey-dovey in their video response to me six years ago. My turn now getting earlier and earlier. Yeah. I mean it's not early to squeeze in these mega hours mate. There's some cooking. I'm hungry after yesterday. Developed a massive appetite for sausage. I need some energy. God, if I did a 24 hour stream, imagine how much I'd make. I'd make like $500 load up on Red Bulls sponge dirty going through sponges. They get all covered in oil. They get covered in oil. Can't use them anymore. Get rid of that oil too. Shut up. Pizza. You have autism. Why people love throwing around the autism word so much these days. I like everyone's got autism or on the spectrum. Yeah, I mean unless you've got no personality then obviously you are on some kind of spectrum aren't you? Unless you're like a vegetable almost. Everyone's so desperate to label people with things back in the day. They would just say, oh he's a quirky chap now it's always on the spectrum. Hmm. Sausage bacon. Well we have dinner potato. I should chuck these potatoes out kind of old now. Oh dinner. I've got these pork cutlets left over there. I have those. There's now two cooking with Daniel segments in the streams. Lunch and dinner. He's wasting hundreds of pounds 'cause he's afraid. I'm not afraid. I just can't be bothered. Phone people up all the time if I really need to. Time is money. You know I could spend, I could spend hours on the phone to save what? A hundred pounds a year or I could spend hours streaming, making money, money spent not streaming is money lost And I made more, more money by streaming, by wasting the hours throwing up water company to save like 15 pounds a month. Who cares? That's how the rich stay rich. My time is now worth a lot of money. I can't just be wasting my time doing meaningless things that don't really profit much. You guys don't understand business. It's okay. I'll teach you. Why do you think the big streamers never cook and always eat out and get Uber eats even though that's very expensive It's 'cause it will cost them more money to waste the time cooking and not streaming than it would to just get Uber eat. Like XQC pays hundreds of dollars to get maids to clean his house. 'cause if he spends all day clean his house, he's losing more money by not streaming. It is like 20 pounds a month I guess in the, oh where's my breath? I've still got that. MRE. No I still got one more of these. Can I Pasta chicken? Uh, nah. Sick and tired of that. It was so disgusting back when I was broke. Eating flower pancakes. Now we eat in good. What does he keep gagging? <laugh>. It's called birthing. Do you remember my flour videos? I just kept making those pancake things with um, onions and cheese in it. Oh shit. Oh bunny. How is paying 20 pounds a month extra for water living beyond me? Like, like I'm buying a Ferrari. Oh no. The hash browns. I forgot. It's quite a lot of food. Anyway, money was gonna inspire Revitalization. Uh, it did. We've been going out a lot. I went to the beach yesterday. I dunno what you're talking about. I've been doing driving streams, beach streams, cliff streams, kit Hill. How is that not revitalization? Uh, I dunno why you think what you're saying is smart when everything you just said is wrong but is everything you just said is literally wrong. How are you thinking? You're saying anything that makes any sense. Please explain it to me because I just proved everything you said wrong. Like one sentence. You've literally been doing all this new stuff since I've been on Kik and you're saying Oh it is my citation. They're doing anything. No, not Kit Hill on beach on Loop. I said now you're changing the topic. Why did you do this? You make a statement that's not true. I say it's not true and then you just change it to something else. No, we'd done Kit Hill and we'd done the beach, which is new stuff. Which you just said. I didn't do new stuff. I didn't say we're gonna do it on the loop. I just said those are examples of new stuff we've done. After you just say we didn't do any new stuff. Fucking morning piss me up in the morning. You're saying I haven't done stuff to revitalize when we literally just did all this new stuff and they're saying oh you wanna lose just like my fucking mom where she goes, you didn't clean the house. And then I say how I've cleaned the house and then she says, oh you just did that. Yeah I just did that 'cause you just said I didn't clean the house but I did clean the house changing the topping. Now I thought you might interact with people. Well then say that. Say that. I thought with this kick money you would interact with people. I just make blanket statement saying that I haven't revitalized. Well I have. I've done all this new stuff and I don't know why people think this channel's gonna be about. I'm not bold and bankrupt. I'm never gonna talk to people. Go watch bold and fucking bankrupt. Sick and tired of people thinking I'm gonna go out because a social butterfly just 'cause I've got some money coming in. Not bullshit. I say brain dead fucking morals. Oh God. I don't like talking to people. Why do you think me having money is gonna make me suddenly want to go out and talk to people? Are you stupid? If anything, if I had more money it means I would now have to talk to people even less. Oh God. What makes you think I enjoy talking to people. You really don't know me at all do you? I do not like to talk to people. It's boring. Have I ever shown signs that I enjoy talking to people? No. So why would you think I would go out and stream talking to people? Fucking stupid. I like talking. I don't really like talking to people. I just like talking. So stop fucking complaining. I only talk to people if there's something I want. Like sex or food. I am avoiding all interaction. Yeah because I don't like interaction. I don't like people in general annoying and stupid and make me annoyed. Like I'm getting annoyed now. Oh my orange juice, some orange juice channel stays like this forever. No, I'm going to Thailand to meet fucking aj. Oh my god. Are you stupid? I've only said it like a hundred times in the last week. I'm meeting crypt and then go into Thailand and meet AJ and then at some point I won't meet Kbu as well. But Kbu won't meet me until or after I've met Crypt. What the hell I want meaningful interactions. Not random. Talking to strangers for no fucking reason. That leads to nowhere like oh no he is not going to phone the water company 'cause he is avoiding interact. Yeah, well I'm not gonna become best friends with a fucking person on the water company phone. Oh no. He is not going to the fish and chip shop to get Get a sausage. Yeah. I'm not going to make a girlfriend at the fucking fish and chip shop. Am I? So what's the fucking point? It's like a meaningless interaction that will result in any nothing apart from getting a sausage, which I don't really care that much about. To be honest. That's gonna stress me out and not really give me anything in return. So it's like very low reward, medium stress. That's why I can't be bothered. Yeah. Like I am anxious. I've never denied being anxious. Why are you saying I have to admit being anxious when I've never said I'm not anxious. I say I'm anxious all the time. Why are you being annoying today? Tb you're saying well this shit doesn't make any sense and you're like try and piss me off or something. What do you mean admit I'm anxious. When have I ever denied being anxious? Yeah I don't like doing it 'cause it makes me uncomfortable. Which means I'm anxious. Duh. Why are you being fucking annoying today? Give you a bang to make. Shut the fuck up. People being pre, if you say one more thing that's not true fucking bad sick and tired of having to tell you you're wrong over and over. I have never once said I'm not anxious. So why would I have to, why would I admit to something that I've never lied about? I've got sausages here. Why I need to go out and go to a fish and chip shop and order a sausage for the only reason of showing you that I can talk to a person who fucking cares. Order the sausage and you'll be like well we're so proud of you. You ordered the sausage. Wow amazing. Got sausage right here. Fat and juicy. Hmm mm-hmm <affirmative> Oh damn boy. Juice with breakfast. Can't be it. Mm-hmm <affirmative> I feel like I'm in a hotel, like hotel breakfast. Nothing beats the hotel experience. You wake up in the morning with your girl, you bang in the hotel room, finish banging, wake up, get dressed, go down for the breakfast buffet, load it up on the sausage, bacon, orange juice. Uh, I miss traveling and the hotel experience and banging. Hope I find someone to do that with me now I've got money, now I've got money. I wanna book hotels and then get a girlfriend and we have good time. We we stream it and stuff. And then after morning sex go out for morning buffet, go for swim, go somewhere cold. How about for dinner? I miss that. Oh yeah. If anything having less money forces you to interact with people more. Having more money just means you have the convenience of not having to interact with people. So I don't know why you think having more money would lead to more interaction. It is the opposite. Oh no. Uh like if I was a billionaire, I'd just hire a servant and then he'll do everything. He'll go do my shopping, he'll go do my MITI won't do anything. Oh, I don't know how many calories that was. Tell glue man to count it up since he so obsessed with what I eat and pointing out that I undereat. Yeah I get lonely and bored. But talking to the chip shop person is not gonna fix it. Is it what we gonna do like R up the chip shop person? Like yeah okay. That's a form of interaction but it's a meaningless interaction that will lead to nowhere. I want meaningful interaction. Talking to women on the phone from the water company's not a meaningful interaction is a fucking annoying tool that I don't want to do. I want meaningful interactions like having a girlfriend or a wife or meet a viewer who's not a guy. These are the interactions I want. Not talking on the phone to the sausage woman. Ding. People like my mom are very different. She enjoys these little chitchats with random strangers like the postman or some random person in the lift. Like she enjoys it having a little chitchat. I don't see the point and I think it's a waste of time and I don't care. I just don't get why she wants to have a little two minute conversation with the postman every day. It just seems like it's such a waste of time. Unless she fancies the postman or something. I don't know. I I mean if my post woman was hot that maybe I want to chi chitchat to her too. Belly full of sausage. Okay, now we must resume our plans for conquer the world. Destroy my enemies. Fuck Bell. My new project. Surely if she dated Edwin, what's wrong with me? Unless she's got a thing against Asians. I'm way better looking than Edwin and she does only found by du so we have something in common. So we could cut that. But I mean you could say oh I'm not good looking enough to date her. But then she dated Edwin. I'm better looking Atwin. Edwin's got a massive mouth. Although he does have nice white teeth and then you say, oh maybe Edwin's got a better personality. Okay then why did she dump him then if his personality is so brave. Yes, exactly. Also, I like how Mina sounds like Mila. Yeah. You probably thinks I'm an incel. But then I got more girls in fucking headwind ever did Edwin's single. Now he's making these videos about dating and how he got dumped. So it's not like he's having much luck with the ladies either. Someone asked Edwin if he can hit me up with me now. Now they're not together. I waited my turn. I went through a divorce as well. But she has to stop doing weird makeup. Mm-hmm Cryp fly out. Gold is gone. Yeah, I was worried people were not donating 'cause they don't want me to fly her out <laugh>. So I took it away in case people were not donating 'cause they didn't want that. They're not donating anyway they get any subs. Oh well it, no how what are you doing? We've got 1, 6, 7 hours until dinner. We've got seven hours to kill. Back to the drawing board. P would be okay to be on stream. She streamed before hasn't she? On YouTube so I don't see why she wouldn't she because we discussed the road trip picking P up and then going somewhere. I wonder if she's still up for it. Raining. Okay, we've got 900 pounds rent coming. We've got 184 water. We've got 31 pounds internet, 51 pounds, amazon hundred and 58 electric. A lot of bills going out soon. A hundred pounds Ikea alone. Oh Jesus. What else? I think that's mostly it. Yeah. Total love of 900 plus 1 8 4 plus 31 plus 51 plus 1 5 8 plus a hundred. Oh my god. 1 4, 2 4. Going out in beginning of July. Oh grind harder on kick. It's quite a lot of money. Yeah. Electricity's insane because I used a lot in the cold months and it racked up like a debit, like a debt, like a balance of debt in the electric account. And for some reason they're making me pay 150 of it a month instead of spreading it out lower. I used a lot of electricity when I was working for every, charging my car every day, every day. Every day at every. The water is over four months I think. Five months. Yeah. So in winter I was heating my house, charging my car every day. The electricity was expensive but recently it's been pretty cheap. Like 60 pounds. But now we're doing IRL driving more. The electricity's going to pick back up again. Does Devin have a good internet? What do you mean? For houses? My internet's pretty good here. Got 60, 70 download, 30 upload. It's not giga fast, ultra fast fiber optic or anything. But it's good enough. I've never had any problems with it in Thailand. I had way better internet, like 300 download, a hundred upload. Thailand internet was amazing. Hmm. So my current balance in my kick account is 700 pounds. No I think it's 500 pounds. Let me check Colin. That's 700. It says so far the next payout is gonna be seven 20. But there's still I think four days until the next payout. So if I'm making 170 a day plus seven 20, I should get 1,400 for the next payout. So that would nicely pay off all of that actually just gotta keep up the content, keep up the streaming, bash out all those expenses in the beginning of the month and in the rest of the month. No more expenses until the next month. So that will give me the rest of the month to start accumulating 3000 pounds and then next July, I mean August comes us like another thousand something out. Two steps forwards. One step back. Yeah. This is basically all being an adult is all about making sure you make more money than you're spending. So you get to enjoy the benefits of modern life like water heating, internet cars, food, cooking, heat, warmth, shelter doesn't come cheap. Look at my garden. What a mess. I can't go out 'cause it's raining and the more it rains the more it grows. My grass needs cutting as well. Maybe I just pay for a gardener. I can't be bothered. I'm gonna pull those weeds out. If the weather was nice I'd go out and do it but I'm not sitting in the rain. Yeah, I wouldn't mind doing some gardening but I'm not doing it now in the rain. Yeah, no I haven't messaged faster. I wonder if she's messaged me. I wouldn't know 'cause I can't log into my line. Yeah, I probably won't drive. I think if I drive every day it is gonna get a bit boring isn't it? And I'm tired from yesterday. I think I need to recharge from yesterday and then tomorrow I'll be ready to go for another trip. I think we shouldn't do trips every day. It's a bit too much. I need some downtime every day. It's like sunny now. I keep seeing word sunny everywhere and I don't wanna say the word sunny every time I say it now it reminds me of her faster. Didn't like it. I remember saying, oh wow, it's really sunny. And she'd be like, oh baby, you don't like that word. Yeah, me too now. Poor faster. I feel bad for her. Hope she's doing well. It's weird 'cause it's like I feel bad for her and I wish I could have made her happy but then I also would not want to go back to her 'cause I could meet new girls now and that would be more fun wouldn't it? So it is a dilemma. I guess best thing is just leave her alone. I don't know. I miss her sometimes though. I think she was funny but I don't miss her in a sexual way. I just feel like we could have had a good time and she would've been excited for things like visiting the UK road trip. Me driving. I think she, she didn't like driving. 'cause in a, in a relationship in Thailand, it's the man who usually drives. I think me driving would've made her very happy. I remember now is it raining still? I think it stopped. Oh looks some blue, blue skies. 13 hours to go. It's like a prison stream isn't it? Uh, I don't know what to do actually. Hmm. Maybe I'll tidy up myself. I Okay. Shelf tidied. Now what? I am about to go to sleep. You'll still be going when I wake up. Yeah, unless you sleep more than 13 hours. We need more activities to do in the house so that when we don't go out, we've got stuff to do. Now what could that be? How about pinball machine, snooker table? No. Too big and bulky. Gardening activities. Cooking's a good one but it's only one activity. I got this catnip for me. And cleaning the car would've been a good one. But I don't like neighboring me. Oh so the car's not that dirty 'cause it's already recently been cleaned. Oh my Amazon package out for delivery. Four o'clock to six o'clock. Ugh, so slow. The Revolut CEO's hairstyle is so stupid. Looking. What? What is that hairstyle look, this hairstyle the hair. Why? Why does he have a woman's hairstyle? That's a woman's hairstyle. At least mine. I imagine if I had that hairstyle. You think my one looks bad? At least mine. A lot of men have my hairstyle. That's literally a Karen hairstyle. What the hell is that? Should I do that? Why is it so long? It's like long with no layers. So it is just become like a bucket of hair. See it can be a billionaire and you still can't get a good hairstyle. All he's gotta do is just cut it short and it'll look a billion times better. Kiir Starer looks weird. Like he's got a big chunky face. Like his head's a big chunky block. There's a guy that at every depot who looked just like him. Big block had Rachel Waves. Looks weird as well. The Labor Party, they all look kind of weird for some reason. Oh is that the one Pierre went to? Lana Dale Ray at Hamden Park. Glasgow concert. What? Pier went all the way to Glasgow to see Ladale Ray. It's pretty far. I thought she was in Wales. I thought the concert would be in Wales. <laugh>. Who's hot? Lana Del Ray. Bit MILFy now. Isn't she like 40 something? Oh she's American. I thought she was British. Mm, 40 years old. She looks like how women look like in the fifties. She's got that old world kind of look. Maybe it's on purpose. I've never voted in my life. Can't be bothered. What's the point? As if one vote's gonna make a difference. But I would not have voted for labor because all the people in it look weird. I prefer Boris Johnson. I even prefer Rishi Soak Morning, morning. I wonder if anything interesting gonna happen today. No. Unless we get some replies on Instagram from these girls. Am I going out today? No, I'm tired. I feel very low energy. Four hours at the beach yesterday destroyed me. I am waiting for my cable. 'cause next time I go out I want to do the nighthawk thing without the battery. But I need a more powerful cable, which is on the way. I guess I could charge the battery. Now why is Daniel ignoring me? Because you're not saying anything interesting because yeah the Nighthawk ran out of battery because my cable can't charge it. Fus then it discharges. So I had to order a new cable. It's very annoying. Didn't really get tested very well. I <affirmative>. Hmm. It's kind of nice not having to do YouTube anymore. It was very stressful trying to come up with video ideas every day. And then watching every single one flop testing prediction was rigged. It did fix the lag. What are you talking about? Before Nighthawk, it was a laggy mess and then when I used Nighthawk it actually looks quite good. So it looks good. And it didn't lag when I was on a cliff with Nighthawk. No, A three pound cable won't be good enough. I need a high speed cable. Not one of these. I've got loads of cheap cables. I need a good cable of delivering high power. The sim card. Yeah. Okay. Um, the EE sim card worked better than the Vodafone one. But considering the fact that, so what you got take into consideration is that last time, first time I streamed at a cliff was on the Vodafone network and it was rubbish. You remember how rubbish it was. But then when I put the same sim card into the Nighthawk, it was actually good and didn't lag and do the gray glitchy thing. But yeah, EE sim card would've been better. But the fact that it can take a weak signal and boost it for the stream to be stable is impressive. I think the problem is it died I think, I think the net nighthawk died when I left the beach. So I wasn't really able to test it very well. 'cause most of the time at the beach I was using the EE sim card. How is he not bored of his shit life? Uh, number one, my life is not shit. It's quite nice actually. Probably better than yours. I really doubt you have a nicer house than me or a nicer car. Or live in as much peace and quietness as I do so bet you anything your life share than mine. Unless you can prove otherwise. I think my life's pretty nice, just lacking some girls. He has an actual life. Yeah, a boring one that I would not want. I bet he could describe his life and I wouldn't want it. I'd say I'd rather have my life. Thank you very much. Would not want to trade. It feels very empty. What my life? Yeah. It is lacking humans in my life. A side character would be good. Like a new superhero or a new, even a new Sonny would be good but not like Sonny. I I mean like a girl either in the foreground or the background. What about friends? Nah, I'd rather sit here alone. I don't have the energy to talk to a friend. Like if a friend came over, now I've got to entertain them when I just want to relax and zone out and stream. Who's American guy? Which American guy George? Uh, yeah. Yeah. If I'm in some city in Asia and we happen to be in the same city and there's the option of hanging out, then I would say, why not? But I don't talk to him anymore and he blew me off. He said he was gonna come to Thailand and he never did <affirmative>. I remember having friends in school and the only thing I liked about having friends was we could play video games together. But now you can just play games online so you don't need friends. As soon as online gaming became a thing, I thought I don't need my friends anymore. Their only use was so I could kill them in Halo. There was just cannon fodder. And then online gaming happened and, and my desire to see them anymore just kind of disappeared. Last time I had friends was when I was 16. I, yeah, I met some guys on the way like in Japan, but I don't talk to them anymore. So they're not friends are they? I stabbed him in the neck with a snow cookie. Yeah. I was like, fuck it beat me at Paul. How dare you. He ran home crying. One time I raged at my cousin as well. I had this weird thing when I was a teenager. There was like a little ditch at the edge of the garden, like a little ditch. And I used to like keeping my footballs in the little ditch. I had some footballs and for some reason I was very OCD with keeping the footballs in the ditch when they're not being used. And then my, my cousins came over and then the boy cousin was kicking my footballs, but he would kick the balls all over the place and not put them back in the ditch. I got so mad. I went out into the garden and I, I kicked his legs and then he f he like went, whew, like that. I went like this, like that. I took out his legs with one sweep and then I went back inside and my dad went, that's not very nice Daniel. But then I felt very bad about it after I calmed down, felt bad. But they came up to my room and we made up. So it was all good I guess. But I, I don't know why I raged. Yeah, I was quite violent as a kid for some reason. Maybe if this violence continued into my teenage years, I wouldn't have been bullied. I should have carried on being violent then maybe I wouldn't have been picked on. Yeah, I, the problem is, um, all the other kids outgrew me when I was around eight or 10. I was around the same size as the other kids. But then everyone started hitting their growth spurts and all of a sudden all, everyone was really big and tall and I wasn't. So I couldn't really, I felt scared that I didn't keep up with the growth. I didn't have my growth spur until maybe 16 or 17 when I, I suddenly just shot up a bit taller. So I felt like I was outgunned. I couldn't push my weight around like I did in primary school. Maybe because I wasn't eating enough May it might have had something to do with it. I was basically starving myself. 'cause instead of buying lunch I would use the money and save the money so I could buy a video game. My mum used to gimme two pounds a day for lunch and I would not buy lunch. I'd just keep the money. I'd bring like a piece of bread from home and have that for lunch. I'd save two pounds a day at the end of the month I'd have 40 pounds enough to buy a video game. So I was basically starving myself or to buy a war hammer and I wonder if that's why I look like this now what game did I buy? Probably Tony Hawke's Pro skater or WWF 2000 Metal gear. Solid SSX. Tricky. I just love that game. So a shame They abandoned the franchise. Why didn't they carry on making sequels? It's silly 'cause you got like Madden FIFA new games every year but they give up on these franchises that were actually cool. Yeah, I was into gaming since I was probably six years old 'cause my mom got me a game boy had Supermar Land and Kirby and Tetris and then she got me a Sega Mega Drive at Sonic and then I got a PlayStation one and I've got Dreamcast and I've got a GameCube and then I've got a PlayStation two and then an Xbox. I had basically every single console until PlayStation three generation. When I kind of lost interest in consoles, I started to get into gaming. PC gaming. Yeah, I guess I was spoiled. I think my mom's love language is money not words. So my mom doesn't do words of affirmation. She'll just shower you with gifts and then insult you later. She'll buy you stuff and like cook you food. My mom does food and she does gift giving and money but she doesn't do words of affirmation or compliments. So you grow up in an environment where um, you get spoiled with money but then you don't get any um, like nice words. So then you kind of grow up feeling like everything's a financial transaction. There must be a study on how that affects a kid when he is growing up. It probably shapes the way I'm today must have. I, that's why I just won't do well with a girlfriend who wants words of affirmation like Sonny wanted 'cause I just didn't grow up in that environment. If I do do it, it'll be very forced. It's not my natural way of doing things. I try to explain this to Sonny. She said she'll try to understand if I can try and make some effort to give her compliments. But I would just forget, you know, weeks go by and without realizing I haven't complimented her. And then she remembers it and then she'll be like, I don't even remember the last time you complimented me. And that's just sad. I don't know, what am I supposed to say? Looking gorgeous. Her say that every single day. It's just lame. I don't really like getting compliments myself. It feels weird. I remember I was saying to her that the Tesco woman thought I was university student and then she was saying, well that's just 'cause you're a handsome hot sexy man. And I was like okay, calm down Jesus. I just felt a bit weird 'cause you know I'm very humble. Yeah, I was ranting to her saying that it's annoying that people think I'm young 'cause they don't treat me with respect like they would if I look like an adult. I said if you're a woman it's nice to look young but as a man looking young just means you get treated like a child. When I'm old it's like annoying when people younger than me talk down to me even though I'm older. But they think I'm like 18 or something. Oh, sharp oog og. Dude, I didn't ask you to feel sorry for me. Did I? I don't care if you feel sorry for me or you don't. I don't need you to feel sorry for me and I haven't destroyed my life at all. My life's great. My life's probably better than your life but your life's shit. But it's full of annoying people. Name one thing about your life that I would want. Yeah, exactly. You can't even name one. Do you have a Tesla? No. Do you have hot girlfriend? Probably not. Do you have a house nicer than mine? No. Highly doubt it. So how's your life any better? Yeah, exactly. I can't even give one reason. Case point and closed. Unless you have hot girlfriend. A Tesla model Y more viewers than I get and make more money by doing less than I do then I really doubt your life's better than mine. Really would not want to trade lives with you. I do. We need the hot girlfriend. Well yeah it's a full package isn't it? The Model y. A hot girlfriend and making money for doing nothing. That's the dream life. The holy trinity. Yeah. You're a student at university. That's shit <laugh>. Why would I wanna be, that's like oh wow. Do I wanna be a university student? No. So my life's instantly better than yours. 'cause you're a university student. Imagine having to go to university. I would not wanna be a university student. You had girlfriends in high school, you just admitted you're a pedo then. So you bank high school girls. Pedo. I really doubt there's a better job than sitting here doing nothing before $16 an hour. Really doubt it. This is my dream job. I get to just sit here and talk and I get paid 16 an hour. It's amazing. And I can do it as long as I want. It's not like I'm capped. A job will cap you usually eight hours a day. I can do as much as I want. It's unlimited money. The only thing holding me back is I need to sleep. If I didn't need to sleep, I'd just do 24 hours a day. So maybe Amazon Flex paid better per hour. But you get capped. You can't do more than, you can't do more than five hours a day. They won't let you. There's not enough blocks. You do two blocks. There won't be any more blocks until tomorrow. So the most you can make in a day on Amazon Flex is like a hundred ish pounds and you wouldn't be able to do it all day anyway. You'd be exhausted. Imagine doing 15 hours of delivery work in a day. There's just no way. And your car would get wrecked. Plus you'll spend all that money on fuel. You'll get sleep deprived and then have an accident. So it's just not possible. I can do this all day. It takes barely any energy. I just have to talk and sit here and I go blah blah blah blah blah. You have no privacy. Well I don't value privacy in the same way that other people do. Privacy is a commodity that you can trade for money. And I think the money is worth more than the privacy. Privacy is a valuable commodity that I'm happy to sell. Including others. I remember Shahir, she was like my husband's setting my privacy on YouTube. <laugh>. I never thought of it in that way that I'm selling privacy. It's a weird way of putting it. It's vlogging. Yeah. When you vlog your life, you're making money off of your private life, aren't you? But it's just a weird way to say it. I really want to cut this hair. 13 hours to go. If you could just click your fingers, would you want the time to instantly pass? It's kind of like you're just clicking through your life though. It's like you're just waiting for your life to pass by as quickly as possible. <laugh>, it's kind of sad. It should be cherishing every moment you're alive and not dying. But I'm sitting there thinking, oh God, I wish my life would just hurry up and can I speed it up? I need to find something to do. Yeah, no I'm thinking I fly cry as soon as possible and then I can meet Kbu after and then November AJ in Thailand. It's basically the things I want to do. I wonder what kind of prediction we can come come up with. Where's my hot boy Summer now. Moon's not coming. I need to nut my brains out. Moons off the table. Crips back on the table. I wonder if I stream going to pick her up. I'm gonna put the camera in the back whilst I go and pick her up. It could be funny. Could see how awkward it is when I first meet someone, you see the Riz, I'd be like, hello, did you have a nice flight? Okay. And then pure silence for like an hour in the car. <laugh>. It would just be pure silence. I barely talk when I drive. I mean I barely talk anyway but when I drive I talk even less 'cause I'm trying not to die. Kate B's never interested in you? Yes she is. She messages me like every day. But she, for some reason she won't come before crypt comes. She says it would be disrespectful. Yeah, but I said Crypt said she's fine with me meeting other girls as long as you don't make me, not me crypt. But then she said, but if I do meet you then I would want to be with you. So then I wouldn't want you to be crypt. She said she doesn't wanna share either. Okay, so no one wants to share apart from crypt can you handle two weeks come what may. Yeah, that is the risk, isn't it? Like if she comes and I'm just not into it. But now she's here for two weeks and I can't really kick her out. But I guess that's better than just being bored in my house. This content isn't it? I think worst case scenario, it's content. I make money and I get sex then meet Kbu next I, but it's nice to have a couple months before any of this happens so I can start accumulating the kick money test out the gear as well. I want, I really want to have the gear sorted out first. I, and then we are ready to go. Yeah, I did feel fed up with Mila. It was weird, wasn't it? I think maybe 10 days in I started to feel like, you know, I just wanna stream I. And when I streamed with Mila, it was awkward and weird and I couldn't just talk. I wanted to just talk to my audience. So I had to kick Mila out my room and she, she went for a walk and then she came back and I was ranting about her. I remember she was outside waving at the camera and I felt stressed out 'cause I didn't have any alone time and I wanted to just do a couple hours streaming alone. People asked me if I found her annoying and I was like, yeah a little bit. And then she saw it and she came in, slapped me, but then she left and I felt really depressed, which I wasn't expecting. We just, every day it was the same. We just had sex, had food, watched Netflix, had food, had sex, went to bed. Didn't really talk to be honest, like deep talk or feeling a connection. It was just like sex, Netflix and food. It's basically how all my relationships go. And then the girl gets fed up and then she goes, it is not enough. That's usually when they dump me. For me I feel quite happy just having sex, Netflix and food go on a trip here and there. But girls want more. They want like the deep talks and they wanna feel like we're best friends. They want to get to know you emotionally. Yeah, but then they don't, they don't agree with what I'm doing. They want me to get a real job and give up on YouTube and be a normal person. When they start doing that, I feel no connection. That is how you develop no connection with me is when you basically try and push me towards all the things I'm trying to avoid in life. Now if you can join in with what I want to do, which is streaming and travel, then I'll think you're the best go ever. And if you are like in, if you're interested and you get into what I'm doing, like we can talk about the gear, we can discuss setups and like, oh how can we do this and do that. Now we're talking my language. Show some show. So show some interest would be cool. And then we could make some good money whilst traveling the world. But I don't wanna go to shit countries like India. I, I just wanna go to nice places. If the girl says something like, oh let's go to Bangladesh. I'll be like, no, no thanks. I am not risking my life to do live streaming. I want luxury and comfort and safe countries. Five star hotel, Paul Jacuzzi, breakfast buffet and nice swimming pool. No hitchhiking across Russia or jumping on the back of cargo trains. I saw this one girl on Instagram. She's copying that shea guy where she hitches a riot on the back of some coal train and she probably thinks she's so cool doing that. Yeah, so cool. Until you get arrested or you get flung off the back of it and die. She's literally filming herself breaking the law. The authorities can just lock you up. Mila would think, oh wow, that's so cool. So free spirited like a butterfly. I bet she would love that Shea guy. Have you seen the shea guy? He wears a mask. His whole contents just jumping on the back of trains. He's like, oh look at me. I'm free spirit traveling through the world for free on the back of a train. Nothing can tie me down. Yeah. Until the government decides to lock you up and you've incriminated yourself all over YouTube and you think covering your face with their little black mask is gonna stop them from finding out who you are. <laugh>. Okay, good luck. Reddit trolls and four chan people track you down instantly. You can still see all the top of your head. You that little face mask. Not gonna stop people from identifying you. You think the CIA wouldn't be able to find out who you are <laugh>. 'cause you wear a little black mask. LA Yeah I want, I want adventure too and calculated risk. But I don't wanna do reckless behavior like climbing up a rock face with no safety. I value my life. So yeah, you gotta take calculated risks. Luxury and safety is number one. So you need a balance and only goes to nice places And some foreign countries can be very dangerous, especially for women. And I wouldn't wanna bring more women to a dangerous country 'cause um, I probably won't protect you. Like if a hoard of men descended upon us, I'd be like, see ya. I'm not fighting off a hundred Indian men to defend you and then die anyway in the process I'll be like, well I'm going, yeah I guess we're gonna break up but at least I'm not dead. They'll get you too. Nah, they'll be too distracted with the girl. I'll be out there. That's why I mean to avoid the whole situation in the first place. You just don't go to India. It's simple. I would never go to India with a girlfriend. Never. That's stupid. It's uh, Thailand, Japan, Malaysia, Vietnam, Taiwan, South Korea. That's it. Everywhere else is dangerous. Like imagine you finally get big money and then you die traveling in India. What a waste. Imagine you broke your whole life and then you struck gold and became a millionaire and then you die 'cause you went traveling in India. Such a waste. I just went to India but only 'cause he had his whole, whole gang of mates with him for protection. He didn't go alone. No I'd never go to USA. People were insane. There are you accidentally look at them wrong and they'll be like Whoa yo man, what you doing? And then beat you up. Maybe even shoot you. The rage in America is insane. They pull out the guns over nothing like a little. They're getting cut off when driving. They'll pull out the guns. I've seen clips of road rage and then they gets shot. 'cause a guy, the driver had a gun shot. The guy who rode raged at them. They'll have like a silly little relationship spat and pull out the AR 15. I've seen it. I've seen it happen. They're insane over there. Too much testosterone, too much rage. They need to calm it. There's like too much macho bravo ness over there. They're so eager to get into a fight with each other. I dunno why they're like that. I've seen it in the movies. Check my dms. Why is there a hot girl in it? Otherwise no thanks. We've done two hours, that's $30 strong start to the day. Do some bicep covers every two hours. Bicep curls. I'm full of protein from the sausage. Ew, ew ew ew. Yeah. Oh my hand hurts my hand's cramping. Ah, problem with this shirt is you can't see my biceps very well. Oh yeah. Feeling good now. Yeah the dumbbells look big compared to my body 'cause I'm just really strong and I can lift them. What am I supposed to do? Get tiny dumbbells. Yeah, the concrete dumbbells. I didn't get steel dumbbells. Those were expensive. Obviously concrete is cheaper than steel. Why would I get steel dumbbells? No way You could lift a piece of solid iron that size. Yeah. <laugh>. Exactly. If that was iron it would be like 20 kg probably. I like those adjustable dumbbells. You know it's all it built in and then you can choose the weight and it clips on. But they're like 200 pounds. Well they get the job done. I don't really care if they're big. Who cares? Only you guys seem to care. Hmm. I wanna get a new phone. I wanna get S 25 Ultra and I wanna get iPhone 17. I think S 25 Ultra would make my connection a lot stronger as well. S 10 plus is old. The antenna tech in it is old. This is why I'm having problems. Business investment. <silence> A Red Magic Pro has a built-in fan looks pretty cool but it probably can't use wide angle on IRL Pro. Best safe. It's safe to just stick to Samsung. I You are gonna hate the cameras. Well I think the wide angle won't be really detailed but yeah the 200 megapixel main camera will make my skin look disgusting. But I'm pretty sure the wide angle will be not that much better than this. I wish I had the cameras of this in the body of a S 25. I really don't think you guys wanna see my skin at 200 megapixel quality. 'cause I think this is like two megapixels. Let me check. Um 16. 16 megapixel. You're joking. Oh 12 megapixel wide angle lens. Oh gee that's 25 Ultra's got 50 megapixel wide angle. You are gonna see a lot more freckles. Not blackheads. It's weird. Ever since most nose got sunburned it feels oilier than usual. Like it's going all shiny and oily. I weird. Yeah. Annoying thing. There's all these cool Chinese phones like Xmi, Huawei that have interesting phones. But the one thing they can't do is use wide angle on third party apps. Which is why I sent the nothing phone back is 'cause I couldn't use wide angle only Samsung seems to have the, it's like the apps have only designed it for Samsung cameras. The API very annoying because I like some of these Chinese phones they got 50 watt fast charging, a hundred watt fast charging. What about RG gaming phone? Because these gaming phones are cool but they can't use wide angle either. They can only use it in a default camera app. But I don't use the default camera app as a stream. I'm using a streaming app and I wanna cut this bit off. I think it'll be easier to calf when it gets longer though. There'll be more to grip grab onto. So for streaming it's like you're stuck using Samsung. Really? Unfortunately, I this bit here, the back, it's getting too much. So on phones. Hmm. I never use a Sony phone. They don't look very good. The ai, I mean the UI doesn't seem very good and I bet the mics suck. Samsung mics are pretty good. How has this channel got 130? 'cause I'm such an interesting person full of wisdom and knowledge. 20 years of traveling the world and meeting women, having sex, everyone's here to learn something thing. I provide a valuable service. What we are doing today, I'm waiting for my Amazon cable. It's coming in four hours. We need some new timers like time until Amazon comes four hours time until dinner, six hours. <laugh> can I have just loads of timers going on. He asked you how are you so popular? Yeah, I guess if you don't know who I am, you'd see it and think he's boring. He just sits there whining. Well I guess you just don't know the law. Turkey Tom's video is a pretty good introductory video. And Elvis the alien's pretty good to catch up. Yeah. Why did the week he get deleted? Was it deleted by the owner or the writer or the actual website deleted it. I'll be paying off a hundred pounds of the Ikea loan in a few days. Automatic transfer. I really hate the credit card debt. The Amazon payments are really annoying as well. 51 pounds every month for the next two years would be nice to just whack that out. The Amazon payments are for this monitor and my live You solo, which I chucked in the bin in Thailand. You were a passport bro. 'cause you had fetish for Japanese gas. Yeah, that was a long time ago. Now I just meet my viewers or I could sneak onto dating apps today with my new phone and my sims. Put a fake picture find if I matched Sunny in a troller, the Scottish girl call stream is public. What do you mean? Yeah, it's public. Am I gonna return the Nighthawk? I'm gonna test it more before returning it. I am kind of tempted to return the switch too. I, I don't even use it anymore. Now that I'm, I'm too busy streaming now. I don't have time to sit around playing games. Let's see. Switch to return items. Choose response. No longer needed. Comments. Boring <laugh>. Um, refund to my credit card. U-A-U-P-S label. Free pickup. Probably coming Monday. Yeah, Monday to Friday. So I just need to put it back in the box. And I put the box into a box like a delivery. Oh fuck. Scratch my head too hard. Do you ever get like an itch on the back of your head? You scratch it and it's actually 'cause you got like a spot and then you scratch it too hard. It really hurts. I hate that. I must have loads of spots under my hair. I can feel like a tiny lump. Surely they can't let you keep doing this. Why not? I spend thousands of pounds on Amazon every year. You think returning a couple hundred pounds here and there are gonna make them care about you. And if they ban me, I'll just go to some other website. Like curries or PC world eBay. Oh, shut up. What is going on? There's nothing out there. Uh, someone's moving. Triggering my camera. Seems like return a high percentage of purchases. No I don't. Do you even know what I've ordered on Amazon? Apart from the things like the expensive things I've ordered so much. Sim card tea, dumbbell weights, beanbag coffee, chicken stock, Panco, um, vegetable oil, Korean pancake, plastic tub seeds, grass tape, toilet paper. I've ordered loads of things. I just don't talk about it 'cause it's boring stuff. I've returned the nothing phone. The doggy doji Max phone. The DJ I mics cyberpunk 27 7. I think that's it really. How is Thailand plan looking? Um, Thailand plan's kind of scrapped now that I'm making a lot of money. But I still want to travel there. Just not get a visa. Like a five year visa is kind of overkill 'cause I could just go there for a couple months and then come back here. I ordered this desk, this monitor, this chair. Uh, that lamp, this rug. All from Amazon. That vacuum cleaner. Amazon, this pillow. Amazon. I buy a lot of stuff of Amazon. So it's definitely not canceling out the return items. I mean it definitely is more than what I return. Yeah. A high value customer. Yeah. I've got the washing machine as well. All my kitchen appliances. Amazon Air fryer, rice cooker. Oh the kettle was from Tesco. Uh, I don't think I'm a ER Kamori 'cause I went out yesterday. Uri might get the S 25 ultra. How does S 25 ULTRA compare to S 23 Ultra for streaming? Mm. It's got a brighter screen. No for IRL streaming. Not streaming video. Hmm. Actually S 23 ULTRA has less megapixels, which I actually prefer. The S 25 ULTRA has a 50 megapixel wide angle. I'm not sure. I mean this is 12 megapixels and it makes my skin look good. 50 megapixels. My skin's gonna look bad out as soon as wifi snapdragon Gen two S 25 has better thermal control. S 25 ULTRA has newer AI features. Okay, who cares about that AI tools? That's not gonna help me. Is it baby? We'll just get S 23 Ultra. All I care about is stable connection and stabilization. I wonder if my neck got sunburn too. Damn. Look how white my shoulders are compared to my face. Look, my shoulders like pure white. What? Oh that looks weird. Look at my face. My shoulder's so white. Whoa. I didn't realize I was so pale. Look at that. I'm so pale under my shirt and I'm so red on my face. What? Oh the lighting is so bad. Look. Holy shit. I didn't realize my body's so white. Oh my God. Look what? Holy shit. Look at that. Oh I got torched yesterday. Only my head got tanned and my forearms <laugh>. I would look weird naked. So S 25 ULTRA has wifi seven Snapdragon eight Elite modem. Hmm. Well S 25 is newer so it's obviously better. Imagine I get the S 25 Ultra and it looks exactly the same. And you don't notice any difference. Hmm. Well I don't look at myself in the mirror when I'm naked. I don't have a shower in my mirror do I? So how do I know what I look like? I get in the shower and then I get outta the shower and I get dressed and then I sit in front of the mirror to dry my hair. I'm not sit. You think I'm sitting in front of the mirror but naked? Yeah, maybe if I'm doing OnlyFans. Is there a problem with my current one? Because the stabilization not as good as S 25. And also it probably has less antenna technology. So if I get a newer one, have better antenna technology and the stream will be better. Less lagging <affirmative>. Basically all I want is stabilization and stable connectivity. But S 23 is pretty cheap now it's probably just 500 pounds. S 23 ultra secondhand 440 pounds would be a lot better than the S 10 plus. But I want the newest one. I so if I had sun cream, I would've had to put it all over my face and all over my neck. Maybe I should just get a hat. My shoulder's so pale compared to my arms Now scratch my shoulder Look. S 25 Edge. Do you think that's good for streaming? I don't really want a very thin phone because it will slide out of my backpack strap. S 25 Edge versus S 25 Ultra for IRL streaming? No, it's got worse. Calling S 25 Ultra has advanced vapor chamber calling and a bigger battery. Oh, the S 25 Edge does have ultra right? Hmm? Has anyone seen SQ five H? Is it really thin? Does anyone really care how thin the f? I mean this is already pretty thin. I don't really want it anymore. I don't really want it thinner 'cause it will just become hard to hold. Uh, I do have the money actually made $2,000 in a week. Rich, I've got 700 pound. I made 700 pounds in three days since my last payout, which is 240 pounds a day. I'm raking it in actually that was more like four days. So I'm making 1,200 pounds a week. Power of compound investing. We've gotta get a new phone. And what else? What about iPhone 16? Pro max? iPhone 16 Pro max 1000 pounds. Yeah. What about S 25 Ultra versus iPhone 16? Pro Max viral streaming. Hmm SI mean S 25 Ultra is later newer than the Pro Max S 25 Ultra has wifi seven 16 Pro Max has wifi six E got 5G mm wave and sub six same as iPhone 16. Advanced vapor chamber calling for the S 25. I think 16 Pro max has worse heating. It doesn't have the vapor chamber and cameras sensor shift OIS and action mode S 25 Ultra offers more aggressive stabilization. Okay, so that's the winner. Yeah, I guess Samsung's the only choice really. Although iPhone 16 pro for my main phone for like holding it, not streaming with it would be good. Might return the switch to to be honest, I just don't use it. Also if I go traveling I don't think I would even wanna bring it 'cause I'll be busy streaming and stuff. What you think when you go Thailand? Just sit here playing Maricar Switch two is nice but um, I don't know I need toilet. Hmm. I don't know. I do really like playing Mario Kar. It's hard to choose. If I send it back that's 400 pounds knocked off my credit card debt. But also I can make 400 pounds in literally two days. Her next payout is gonna be in Hmm how many days In June? It says next payout would be 2nd of July. There's only two more days. I so four days I get currently I've got 700 pounds in there. But in four days I can add another 600 probably, which means sell all my other switches. I've only got one. I gave my switch light to sunny 'cause she was gonna give it to her niece for Christmas. The annoying thing is I gotta wait a week to get my money and when I want it now. So 2nd of July probably midnight, I'll get hopefully 1,200 pounds. But I need that to pay a rent and everything beginning of July so I can't really splurge it. What's that sound? Oh it's the switch. I wonder what that sound is. I thought it's the neighbor. God I whang so much last night. I don't know why but when I got into bed last night I just stripped naked 'cause it was hot. When you sleep naked, you keep waking up in the middle of the night hard have you? I miss the days of sleeping naked with a girl. You just fuck all the time. It's nice. That's what I like about summer. Don't get cold. You played maricar and it wasn't that fun. What I like the feeling of momentum and moving and the colors look nice and the sound effects I, it feels good. It makes me feel good in a way I can't describe. It's like my brain feels pleasure when I'm racing and drifting and I get the boost, I get the boost power up and I go zoom and it feels nice and I do a back flip off a ramp. Something nice about it. Do I miss Japanese toilets in when I'm in the uk? Uh, just when it's cold I like the heated seats. The heated seat is really nice when it's cold. I don't really care much about the bid day. I feel like just the tissue wiping with the tissue gets most of the poo out. I mean I can put my finger up my bum and there's not poo up there. I I wiped it out with the tissue. Or you can just spit on the tissue and then use that to wipe <affirmative>. Yeah, Bobby Brown's 12 inch co cleans out my anus just like an anus cleanup. Do you really need to clean out every bit of poo from the poo hole? 'cause you're just gonna poo again soon. That's what the poo hole's for is for poos come out of. It's okay if there's a bit of poo up there. I mean no one winds but having some rine in your wee hole. You don't wash out your wee hole with a bide do you? I don't see this obsession with having a super clean bum hole. Imagine the smell. Well who goes around smelling bum holes? Unless you like doing 69, you would have to get right into the crack to smell it. My nose smells when you touch it and then smell your finger. No. I like 69 sometimes. My only fat's been doing good recently. A bunch of people bought the $25 video and I got some new followers. I currently have $280 in my balance waiting to be processed, which is 200 pounds in my OnlyFans, which I can use when it's processed. I'll withdraw it. I take it out and put it into my credit card. I found you from Turkey Tom video on YouTube. Wow. Really? I thought you were here earlier calling me a loser or was that someone else with the same pizza name? Really? There was someone here earlier with pizza in the name and they were calling me a loser Or was that a different pizza? I write your kick link on your YouTube. Oh yeah, good idea. My newest video is all about kick. So I'm thinking if people find the channel recently and they watch the newest video, they'll come to my kick. But yeah I could put a link as well. No wait, no I haven't done it. I thought I did it but I didn't. I'm not a loser. What are you talking about? How am I a loser? I've got house. I got a car, I make money. I don't currently have a girlfriend but I had a girlfriend. I've only got my Twitter and Instagram linked. What else? How do I link stuff? I forgot how to link it. Oh yeah, channel and then what channel? Branding. No customization and then oh here it is. Ah. Links kick. Hmm. Publish. Okay. A link to my kick. I don't think I'm a loser. I'm the coldest guy. I know. I think you're a loser. How about that? You don't know anyone <laugh>. Yeah, that's why I'm the coolest guy. I know 'cause I'm the only guy I know at. Oh no I know Dave Gibson. I guess maybe he's the only guy I know. Unless you count my uncles. I need more water. Uh, it's weird. Ever since yesterday I feel very hungry and very thirsty. More than usual you because I'm sunburned. Really? I didn't think that would make a difference. My face is almost the same color as my chair <laugh> look, usually I'm this color, my shoulder color. I'm very pale. Damn. Look at my neck hungry shit. Oh, oh my God. If I took my shirt off it would look insane. Look at that. Oh my God. Is that white hair? Oh my God. Oh we got a white hair. Oh look at that. Ugh, I got white hair. No, no I'm getting old. I saw that sticking out. Oh my god. We're getting old. No <laugh>. No. That must have been there for a while. There must be more. How do I not see that? It's so ugly. No, my hair's not gray in the sunlight. That's just, I mean look, it looks pretty black now, doesn't it? But this is an actual gray hair but it's just one hair. It's not like the whole hair is gray. Can we find more? Welcome to your late thirties when you start finding grays. Now I had gray hair. I had a long silver, gray hair out at the top of my head in 2018 that I just noticed. Uh, years later. From looking at the photo I saw silver hair long as well. Look at that. That looks so weird. It doesn't even look like a hair. It just looks like a worm. I don't think I see anymore. Probably a whole bunch underneath. When it's underneath it's painted backside. Try and pull out. But when that one was just sitting on the top, like it didn't even care if it was found or not. And it looks weird as well. It's like all wavy. Look, my hair's straight. Like if I pull out a normal hair. Now look, this is my normal hair. I can't see it. That's a normal hair. It's pretty straight isn't it? But this white hair is all weakly like it's a mutant. A mutant hair. Why does it look like that? Like it is weak and inferior. I just saw it sticking out the top. Getting old. Look at it. It must be destroyed. Whoa my god. It went black. Oh, oh that's what you get. That's what you get for making me look old incinerated. Okay. I don't see anymore stupid white hair. Hopefully it grows back black. It's weird. It'll grow white. You pluck it out, it'll grow back black. It is not a permanent white hair. It's just a freak white hair. Dunno if I'll start dyeing my hair might do. Tom Cruise dies. His doesn't he? He can't be bothered. It's such a lot of effort. Makes such a mess. And it also makes your hair very weak and damages your hair. Would you rather have weak looking, ugly, damaged hair but it's dyed or gray hair but it's healthy and thick. My mom dyes her hair. I think she'd be so gray without it. Victoria's mom doesn't gray her doesn't dye her hair and her whole hair is all gray. She looks like a granny. She is a granny. I don't wanna go gray <laugh>. Although I've got way less gray than she did. You know, I'm the age Jira was when I married her. Jira was 36 when I married her. And I was 28. I was 28. She was 36. I'm now the age she was when I married her and she had loads of grays. She used to ask me to pluck them out. Her head was like covered in grays. So the facts that I've just got, just had one and I don't have any others. I think that's pretty cool. Fasta also had a lot of grays. She used to ask me to pluck them out. They should do a gray hair plucking session at the hairdressers. Gray pubes. Yeah, I don't really care that much 'cause it's not like people are looking at your pubes all the time unless you do own your fans. And usually when you have sex it's dark or you're in the bed. So unless you're having sex in sunlight and they're giving you a bj, they probably won't notice. And it's not hard to pluck them out. It's hard to pluck out white hairs on the head 'cause you can't see the back of your head very well. They're usually on the back of the head. I've never seen them on the top or on the side. It's always in the back part where I get the graze. If we send the nighthawk and the switch back, my credit card debt would be 4,500. Which I could easily pay off with the stocks. Eat more fish. Is that true? If you eat more fish you get less grays. Does eating more fish result in less white hairs? Might help delay the appearance. A Omega-3 fatty acids. I've got cod liver oil. I should start eating more. I've been slacking on it recently. Yeah, I better start taking these every day. I kind of forgot about it called liver oil. Ah. Oh I hate S swallowing them. They're so big. It says Omega-3 fatty acids. I Vitamin DB 12 and selenium promote melanin production. Why? While a nutrient rich dieter including fish can support overall hair health. It can't completely prevent it. Leafy greens, berries, nuts and seeds. What about called liver oil? Uh, you chew them. I remember swallowing it and then burping and then I can smell fish. It's disgusting. Cod liver oil Might just be a secret weapon for your hair though. Not a miracle cure. Support melanin production by indirect sleep. Improving overall scalp and follicle health. How to increase melanin production. I, it eats melanin friendly foods. Vitamin A, c, E and copper tyrosine shellfish, mushrooms and dark chocolate. Key mineral in melanin production. I hate all those things. <laugh>. I hate dark chocolate. I hate mushrooms and I hate shellfish. A tyrosine an amino acid. That's a building block of melanin. Soy, dairy, eggs and chicken. I like those. I hmm can't I just have melanin tablets. Melanin. It's so hard to say that. Melanin, melanin. Melanin. I don't like that word. I woke up at eight o'clock today because I needed to wait and then I came on myself and I didn't have any tissue paper 'cause I used it all. I had to carefully get up and waddle over to the bathroom with my dick in my hand. I hate when that happens. I was like this. Don't drip it. Don't drip it. I drip my CUM on the carpet. I have to use tissue paper to mop it up. But I think not all of it was mopped up and now it's dried into the rug. I went to sleep yesterday as soon as I ended the stream. So 1:00 AM I wake up at eight, seven hours sleep. I don't have time for sleep. We've got money to make. Hmm. 12 hours. Yay. Why does Tyrone keep getting deleted? Oh it's showing up on the on screen chat. Chat. Okay. I got ban this guy spamming Ching Chong ban. It's all on the onscreen chat. Onscreen chat. I dunno why people come to the chat spam that and then just get banned. They think it's funny. Is he laughing now? He's like oh then you banned me. Ha ha ha. Got him. Good. Okay, well done. How does Daniel operate on such little sleep? I'm just a machine full of energy. How can he get me banned? The auto mod is automatically deleting it. It's still looking red. Yeah. Look at my shoulder. My body color. That's my body color. Look at my shoulder. My neck. Look. That's insane. I didn't realize how pale my body is compared to the exposed part. The good thing is it doesn't hurt. I don't fear it. Yeah, I got a nice pale sex body. The type of which Japanese girls would be jealous of. Well that's why Japanese women walk around with an umbrella. Imagine doing that in the uk. People think you're crazy. It is now one o'clock. I didn't even think it was that sunny yesterday. I only think I get burned like that. Would I recommend cyberpunk on switch too? Yeah, it was pretty good. Graphics are really good. You can also play mouse and keyboard if you dock your switch. Don't have any more white hairs. I it is a shame. I've already finished cyberpunk two so I didn't wanna play it again but I still would rather play it on pc. It's just a better experience. You also get ultra wide support on PCU. Switch to version doesn't have ultra wide support. But if you wanna play handheld then I guess it's the best way apart from maybe steam deck. I dunno. I liked it. It was good. I played it on pc. My favorite thing was zooming in on girl bums. It's wind burn, not sunburn really. What's wind burn? But that's when you get cold wind, isn't it? Dry, cold, dry air stripping away your skin's natural oils. I thought it was sunburn. Do you think I could read the chats on an apple iWatch? 'cause that would be pretty cool. I 800 pounds. The Apple Watch Ultra two. It'd be pretty cool if I look at my wrist like that to read the chat. Hmm. Do something productive. Can't sit still for too long. I need to pee again. I remember I got the Apple watch for Tira and she was so happy she phoned me then I ignored it. So she phoned my mom. She sounded so happy on the phone. She was like, how do know my husband or ex-husband. And she was wearing it in a lot of her pictures on Instagram and then all of a sudden she stopped wearing it and it disappeared. I bet she sold it. Why did I get it for her? Hmm. I broke up with Mila and I was making a lot of money from stops and I felt generous. I was trying to get back with her as well. I thought if I give her this gift, she's gonna want to get back with me. It nearly worked. We were chatting a lot but a stupid lockdown made it so I couldn't go back to Japan. I need to pay. It costs 600 pounds. Well and what do I get? She reports me to the police. Have I had that nice Once she reports me to the police. Unbelievable. When are we gonna see another woman invade his life again? Well crypt Crypt is coming isn't she? I kind of wish I had that wireless mic now. 'cause then I can sit here and it will sound good. Beanbag time. My back aches If, if I still had the wireless mic, should I buy it again? Oh yeah. Otherwise you're gonna have to get echoey audio. How does it sound? How does it sound? Sounds okay. So usually I'd sit here playing Mario card like that. I mean I could couldn't I? You guys won't even notice the ultimate lazy string. Oh yeah. Oh this is nice. Yeah. So I got your hero that Apple watch thinking we'd get back together and then she got rid of it. I think I saw her wearing it in a few photos on Instagram and then all of a sudden she went back to her normal watch and I thought about hell, where's my Apple watch? And she probably just sold it or sent it to someone. She predated it to her friend. Oh there's a cat out there. There's a cat on the roof. The hell, whoa. What you doing up there? Mm-hmm <affirmative> my roof bitch. Oh shit Mary. Oh no. I've lost place. Why is a cat on my roof? I'm last place and everyone's halfway finished the map. Can I catch up if that cat it like sleeping on my conservatory and it shitting in my garden for some unknown reason. It thinks my garden is a massive litter box and it never, it is not friendly. It never comes over to me. It never says hi. It always runs away. I think I'm gonna leave straight away. Everyone's too quiet. Yeah, I'm out. Not how in the first round, but there is. You're insane thinking you could buy her back with a city watch <laugh>. Yeah, but we were talking a lot in 2021. I thought I had a chance. I bet if it wasn't for lockdown we could have gone back together. I bet you I promised her I wouldn't make videos trashing her anymore and then I carried on for the next five years. Why does she care? I don't know why she cares. Just let me make my money. It's not like I really mean what I'm saying. I'm just saving it for the title. I don't think I actually care about anything. I say Oh God I so sleepy. Uh, I can't be bothered. I actually can't be bothered to even play it. If you ever put on a game and it just feels like too much effort to really care about it, maybe God send it back. It feels like hard work and I don't even get anything out of it. Zero reward, medium effort. If I'm gonna spend money on things, I want it to improve my life and make it easier. Not give me more work to do. It just feels gaining just feels like work that you don't get paid for. It's weird how when you are younger you think it's really fun and you really want to win. When you don't care about winning anymore, you start thinking what's the point of playing it then you know, maybe I'll send it back. Get back 400 pounds. When when's kick sending the money? They already paid me. Next payout is July 2nd. July 2nd, next payout beanbag's dangerous. I can fall asleep like this. Do something. I got 700 pounds from KI for the first five days. About 950. I'm hoping to the this time be a full, not just five days is very long. Hmm hmm. The day does really drag when I don't go out. Yeah. I tend to switch back. Yeah. Obviously I'm gonna pay the debt back. But I'm gonna buy stuff that I need to be able to increase my earnings. Like the Night Hawk. The whole point of the night hawk is so that you guys watch my IRL without it being a lag fest. So I put the EE card into the Night hawk and I put the Vodafone into the phone so that when we're in rural rural area, the EE will cover it. But then when we're in a good area, don't really need a Nighthawk. It should be good enough on the Vodafone coastal line area. The coastline would be good on the ee. Although I don't really plan to go to coastlines tin to Gel Castle was on the coastline. So when I go to Tin to Gel Castle, yeah that would have to be on the EE and it'd be really good on ee. I'm hoping it's gonna be really good. Graphic quality tin gel castle's. Really cool. So this old ruined castle on a coastline and it's got these walkways and bridges connecting the different islands. So in that case, I'm really looking forward to testing the Nighthawk with the ee. I think next opportunity, I would like to sell all my stocks, get this credit card stuff paid off. I saw this clip of slightly Homeless getting stalked by Johnny Somali. That must have been really annoying. How can you stop someone if they won't stop following you? All you can do is go back to your hotel room I guess. But then your whole day gets ruined because of that. Johnny Smiley could have just maintained a couple hundred viewers not being an annoying dick and made good money on Kick, but he threw it all away to rot in a Korean jail cell. It's actually insane. I mean I'm pretty happy getting 120 viewers on my stream. He could have easily maintained a couple hundred without doing crazy stuff. What homeless does a cooking stream as well. Does he still keep it a secret that he's river and he was on that granny show super nanny show. I guess everyone knows now. Oh, suss has the cooking show. Oh yeah. I can't imagine homeless cooking for some reason he seems the type to just get McDonald's all the time. I need to pee again. What the fuck? I'm not peeing so much. I think he's still in South Korea and he, he's not allowed to leave and he is not allowed to work. So he can't stream either. 'cause he is banned. So how is he gonna make money? Apparently some Korean guys buying food for him. Jesus, you are burnt. Yep. Go outside. They said it will be fun that they said like my neck, I'm so burnt. Burn out mentally and physically. Who's drunk? Maybe I cut my hair. I cut this bit off. I had a big spot here but I popped it. Yeah, I might cut that back. Bit of the hair's really annoying me. Looks weird. I keep tripping with my staircase. Like Biden cut my hair. I need to pee again. Front this mirror. Welcome to the OnlyFans Steel. Uh, these are dead fliess on the carpet. Uh, this is, oh I can bring the scissors. Oh, here. So what you do this So you see this, this bit's way too long. See all that's way too long. What you do is this room's really echoy. I like this room. I'm gonna cut all this back a bit off. Okay. So that side's done. But you wanna cut it all as well here even it out. Okay. So you wanna make a taper from the bottom up to the top, making sure it's short at the, and then do the side like this. Go this. If you want your hair cut by me. 10 pounds while I bring hair on the carpet. That's how they do it in the professional place. They let it all drop on the floor, don't they? And they clean it up later. Let's stay rich. How's it looking? Looking pretty good. Fucking hell. Why would I not be sitting alone to cut my hair? Why would I cut my hair with people? Obviously I'll be alone when I cut my hair. It's not hard. You just go. Okay. How's it looking? Okay, good. Okay. This is decades of experience. Just wanna make it look easy. Back seeking. Okay, leave out the signs. I need to hold on. Okay. Hmm. Let's see. Getting there. The shape is forming hair everywhere. Usually I do it naked. Okay, good. Is it looking good? I think it looks pretty good. Obviously not finished but it's getting there. It's like a blacksmith has to pound the metal over and over and over again until it takes shape. Once it starts taking shape, then you start refining it. It's a process. You gotta trust the process. Obviously it is not gonna look good straight away and it's gonna take work. But such is everything in life. Hmm? Yeah. Oh God, my face is so red. Oh my face is fuck. My face is so red. Oh my god. It looks bad. Oh my god. My Yeah guys, it looks good. I don't know what you're talking about. I think it looks pretty good everywhere. What you think? I think it looks good. Still need some, some balancing. Ooh, what's that? No white hair. It's a white hair. I can't see it. That means there's a white hair somewhere there. If I cut half of it off, well it's not gonna look perfect on the first day of the cut. It will take weeks of um, shaping and there'll be bits that I've missed that I'll catch later. It's not a one day process, you know, it takes many days. Magic doesn't happen in a few hours, you know? Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Yeah. That's pretty good. Much lighter. Lighter at the back. Lighter at the top. I need to pee again. I had a lot of drink. Uh, orange. I had two glasses of orange juice and like five glasses of water. So it's not healthy to regularly pee 'cause it flushes out toxins. That's why I don't have many gray hairs for my age. Shaira had loads of gray hairs when she was 36. Shaira had so many gray hairs. She'd dye her hair all the time. Shaira would dye her hair every week when she was 36. That's not healthy. It looks good. I don't what you guys are saying. Yeah, obviously the layers aren't gonna be perfect but it will grow into itself. I just cut all my hair. I've only seen one gray hair in this bundle. There's one mm, there's a bit of one. Um, when you do things yourself, it's not about saving time. It's about saving money. If you wanna save mine, if you wanna save time, then you've gotta spend money. You're trading either money or time And I've got all the time in the world. Time is all outta the art basically. You either pay someone to do a job saving time where you do it yourself. You do it the best you can. Obviously it's not gonna look as good as a professional, but you get it done exactly how you want it to be done. And it's pretty. I can't really argue with that. Can. Hmm? That's pretty good. Damn. My face looks orange as fuck. You should have seen the guy when I went to the, the car park there, member of staff gave me directions. His face was like bright orange. His face was like an um, lumper. I could, you know, he does not put anything on. I went there for one day and I became like this. He works there. He's so getting skin cancer. God, my face looks so orange. It was so weird looking. Oh so ugly. I don't like it. It looks like uh, it looks bad. Uh oh. Oh no. White hair. I've got another one. I am going gray. Oh what's that? Is that agree? Oh what's that? I think it's done. Is my skin okay? Is my face okay? Being honest? Does it look okay? Hmm. It's all your fault making me do IRL. It's what I get now. My skin's wrecked. I need moisturizer. It looks all oily and shiny as well. It's okay. I'm producing my own oils to fix it. What about baby oil, baby lotion. What? The baby lotion. What? My face. Okay so I think haircut's basically on not too bad. Oh my back's killing me. Okay so now to clean up. Okay. Yeah. I don't think I get it much better than that. So yeah, that's how I cut my hair. I hope you found this helpful because so you can cut your own hair. It's not too hard. It does make a big mess to expose the ears a bit more. Mila always used to like that K-pop look, it's all about the ears. Okay. Oh god. This is how I get the K-pop look. Hmm? I could do this all day hot as well. Boiling in this room. How many hours have we left? 10 hours. Oh my. Oh boys in room. Oh god. Hmm. My head's full of hair. God I'm tired. Oh Hmm. Oh testing. Let's have a look. Yeah, much better. God It took two hours I think. Ah huh huh? Looks good. Looks good to me. Oh God. That is how you cut my hair. Oh. Oh God my back hurts. Oh. Oh it's so much nicer now. Before it was weirdly long like down to there. Looks more balanced with the back tapered. I hate it when this bit gets all long. It's weird. The problem is when you start cutting this bit you gotta cut the rest of it. 'cause if you don't then it will look too thick so you end up having to cut the whole thing. You can never just cut one bit 'cause then it will be out of balance. Well everyone's very quiet now. Very talkative A couple minutes ago weren't you? Why so quiet now. Oh be livery one Smirnoff red, 22 pounds. Who? No for 22 pounds, half an hour drive. Um, it's north of Lawton. I go to the launch and Tesco, I get the Smirnoff drop it off there. The hell Yeah. It looks like a farm like the middle of nowhere farm. I'm not going there from the maps. It's like massive industrial looking area. Creepy p new thanks get kidnapped and tied up in the barn. Bamboozled up the backside. There's not even any Google Street maps. It only goes up to it looks creepy as fuck. I'm not going there. It's just like a field with a little lane going into a forest. Look at that. Look, I'm not going in there to make 22 pounds. It's probably some farmer's wife or something. I don't know. It looks like a farm. It's got no Google stream maps 'cause it's all private property. But the public road stops quite far from the actual house. I can't even see. I guess this would be the house. It looks creepy or maybe that's the house. Nah, I can't be bothered. We'll go out tomorrow. Are you sure? Being sunburned makes you thirsty. Why am I so thirsty? I said yeah it makes you feel more thirsty than usual. Your body reacts with inflammation, drawing fluid to the skin surface to help with healing. This fluid shift combined with heat exposure cause the burn can lead to dehydration. That's why one of the key self-care tips for sunburns to drink plenty of water. Oh sun poisoning. That sounds scary. Yeah, she keep drinking water. That's why I had such a big headache yesterday. I guess the heat, the sunburnt making me dehydrated. Yeah I feel really thirsty. You more than usual. That's why I keep pissing. The pay has gone up to 24 pounds now. 24 pounds. Drive Tesco get a bottle. Smirnoff drive 20 minutes and then drive half an hour back home. Uh nah I can't be bothered. Oh. Oh God. I just feel endless thirst like my mouth is dry the whole time. Probably shouldn't drive. Huh? Where's my Amazon? Uh, I've gotta be careful about heat stroke as well. They said the temperature's gonna get pretty high next week And if I go trekking and I'm not prepared, it could be bad. I need sun cream, I need lots of water. Uh, the UK does get that heart. What are you talking about? It can get over 30 degrees. Sun strokes is a real thing. Yeah, yeah. For people who don't drink enough water. That's why I just said I need fucking water. Oh my God. Why are you trying to argue with me about nothing? That's why I just said I gotta make sure I gotta bring enough water if I'm gonna go trekking What you arguing with me about? It does get hot. The fuck are you saying? It was 40 degrees a couple summers ago. Not everyone walks around carrying a gallon of water in their backpack. What the fuck are you talking about? Stupid fucking idiot. Stop trying to disagree with everything I say or you're gonna get banned. I said gallon is just like a random measurement of water to make a point. I didn't really say that. You need exactly a fucking gallon. I don't know how much fucking water you need. Shut up. Pissing me off now. Why are you taking everything literally like a retard. Hmm. I dunno why everyone's making such a fuss about the hair on the carpet. It's all gone now. It's not hard to clean up. It took like five minutes. You think It's my first time cutting hair onto a carpet. You just drag your fingers through it, rake it all up and then you get the fine bits with a sticky roll up or a vacuum cleaner if you've got one. But you've never seen hair on a carpet before. You're all freaking out like a bunch of girls. Never seen a woody in your lives or something. A bunch of hair cutting virgins. No I don't have a Hoover. I've got a tiny one but it's not powerful enough. Uh, Smyrna for order is up to, oh someone took it. Someone's desperate for that 24 pounds. There's a few things I wanna buy but I don't really wanna buy like a bigger fridge. A vacuum cleaner. Well a bigger fridge would be nice. Damn. I don't feel good. Like I don't feel a hundred percent. Is it the sunburn? Surely just getting a bit of sunburn doesn't make you feel like this feel tired, like drained and I haven't even really done anything. I still feel fucking thirsty. Oh my God. Oh. Oh why am I so thirsty? I uh uh uh Whew. Yeah I've got oranges. Oh. Hmm. Ask copilot. Ah. Oh tired. Like my brain feels half asleep. I feel tired today after getting sunburn on my face yesterday. And low energy. Very thirsty. Um, hydrate. Cold. Your skin moisturize rest. Uh, sun poisoning sounds really gross. Like the sun has poisoned. You never heard of sun poisoning before or I don't have blisters. I so it can't be that bad. Hmm. Show up menu. New hairstyle. Why can't Asians get sunburned? Of course they can. Plus I'm only half Asian so it's not like I'm fully Asian. It's like I got freckles That's a European gene and I've got a big Willie just 'cause I look Asian doesn't mean I am fully Asian. So it's saying how come Wales lactate milk when there are fish? Just 'cause they're not fish, they're a mammal. They just look like a fish. But they have skeletons made out of bone instead of cartilage. It is not that big. Well then how come women keep telling me it's really big. Women constantly say that my Willy's really big. They even get scared of it. Crips scared of my willy. She said it looks huge. Even Sunny said it was big and moon was scared of it. All these girls I just mentioned are not Asian. They're literally all white. Also when I was in top position sheet, I made a girl cry 'cause my woody was too big and she kept saying it hurt. But I thought she was just saying that as like a, you know like I don't know a thing you say during sex she kept saying you don't. You don't. Well do you want me to stop or what? I guess I just kept going I guess until I finished. She didn't say stop. She just said you don't, I'm not a very good prostitute then if you can't even handle my dick. Jesus Christ. I thought you were supposed to do this for a living. You're supposed to take dicks all day long. You can't even take mine without going. Ooh. What kind of prostitute are you? You've got one job and you can't do it. At least gimme a refund or gimme a new girl. Switch out the girls then if you can't take it rubbish. Yeah. Only once I had a girl say it hurt during sex. Yeah. I've had a few experiences well in sort of shihi and I just couldn't get hard and then they just had to like rub me off. I, it's weird because they weren't ugly. It's just I didn't vibe with them. So as soon as my dick went in a condom it went small again and then it just wouldn't get, he had to like thumb it in, try and see if it was gonna go but it just wouldn't go. So I take condom off and then she had to finish me off with her hand. Really embarrassing. Strange how sometimes it's really hot and then sometimes it's really bad depending on the girl and you can't really tell until you actually start doing it. If you just look at them you think, hmm, she looks nice. Maybe that's why you need to like talk to them first and see if there's chemistry. Some just have very bitchy attitudes and it's a big turnoff. They're like, but when I'm trying to sniff her neck they're like Oh no, just trying to sniff your neck. Shut up. I paid money. I don't expect to kiss. But at least when like sniff neck and smell the ear. Some of them really boring. Well I feel really tired. I might need my coffee soon. What time is it? Three o'clock. I might need my second coffee. Well yeah obviously a hairdresser wouldn't need a mirror for the back because they just look at the back of your head from their own eyes. Why do they need a mirror? That was a dumb comment wasn't it? No I can't nap. Not allowed sleep on stream. Otherwise I'd just fall asleep and I'd be like whatever. Not allowed. And I have more experience cutting hair than most hairdressers. I've been cutting hair since 2006. That's almost 20 years of hair cutting. I bet you anything, most hairdressers have not been cutting hair for that long. That's why my hair looks good. That another delivery has a lot of weight in the back. I cut it as short as I could. There's barely anything at the back anymore. Look. Yeah, I feel weird. I don't feel good guys. Like I feel dizzy. Sunburn screwed me up. I feel kind of drunk. Do you think I need some salt and get some crisps? I feel weird like I don't know lightheaded. This is why I don't go outside. I've got hmm 40 grams of salt here. Getting hungry. Oh it wasn't just a sun, it was a wind. It had a four hour trek along the cliff and beaches. I have very palable skin. Look that's my normal color. Why orange? Hmm. Oh it's same person you ordered another Smirnoff. See eye roll streaming is not easy. People think all you do is walk around talking to yourself. Hmm. Oh God I feel weird. Uh, will I be doing this at 47 or suspenders does it and he's like 40 something. So why not? Why does it have to be an age limit? We've got nine hours to go. I also feel like my face feels weird. Like it's heavy. Oh yeah. I might make a coffee in a minute. Just getting to that time where I used to start my YouTube stream with a coffee. But isn't coffee dehydrating? I, why can't I make a hydrating caffeinated drink? Ma? I feel so sluggish. Like I'm moving in slow motion. It's like oh uh, I can't believe that me, a bell won't reply to me. She's got a dead twitch, dead Instagram probably dead OnlyFans. And she thinks she can ignore me. I could help her. We can fuck on OnlyFans. Why her contact her? 'cause she's hot and she broke up with that Edwin guy and she's in the UK and she seems freaky. I mean she had a threesome with Sia. He had two girlfriends, Mina and Dasher and she was happy with that. So it, it's not exactly like she's got morals or anything. Look up meaner belt or violet po pocket. No violet pocket on Twitch or be a male on OnlyFans. Meina Bell on Instagram. She's hot. She's really slim as well. Like you could bounce her off your really easily like a balloon. She looks like she weighs 40 kg. I wonder how many times Edward knotted and I didn't accept the message request. Everyone's being boring. The British girl's not replying. Rowan's friend's not replying or no one's replying. Maybe a pot noodle. Hey Daniel. Uh, yesterday I got sunburned on my face and today I'm feeling very tired and thirsty. Sounds like the sun took a lot out of you mate. Make sure to keep hydrated and take it easy And maybe next time don't forget the sunscreen feeling any better now or still rough. Uh, feel sluggish and low on energy. Understandable sunburn and dehydration can really sap your energy. Try to drink plenty of water and maybe have some fruit for a natural energy boost. Rest up and you'll likely feel more like yourself soon. But it's been a day. I already went to bed last night. How come I'm feeling worse today than I felt yesterday. Sunburn can have delayed effects and your body's probably still recovering. It can take a couple of days. Also being tired and thirsty might have made it worse. Keep up with the hydration and rest and if it doesn't improve, maybe consider reaching out to a healthy. Yeah. But why would something affecting my skin make me feel low energy and sluggish. Your body's working hard to repair the sunburn which can cause dehydration and inflammation leading to fatigue. Plus dehydration can lower blood pressure and reduce blood flow to the brain making you feel sluggish. It's a reminder to take care of your skin and stay hydrated, especially in the sun. What if I have a pot noodle and the salt increases my blood pressure is that good? A pot noodle can give you a quick energy boost but the high salt might not be the best approach for dehydration. It can actually make your body retain water rather than me hydrate. You go for something more hydrating like water or a sports drink and eat something with a mix of nutrients to help your body recover. But there's water in the pot noodle true but the salt content in a pot noodle might not be the best source of hydration. The sodium can actually lead to further dehydration. It's more about balancing it out. Okay, well if I have a coffee with the pot noodle coffee might give you a quick energy boost but it can also lead to dehydration, especially combined with the salt in your pot noodle. It's all about balance. You might want to consider a more hydrating option. How about some herbal tea? What about an orange? That's a great idea. An orange can replenish fluids and give you a boost of vitamin C. It can help with hydration and may even perk you up a bit. What about orange? With my partner noodle? An orange could actually be a good choice providing vitamin C and hydration. It might seem like an odd combo but it could work. Especially if you're looking for something refreshing. Just make sure to stay hydrated as well. Yeah, but what about the pot noodle? Having an orange with your pot noodle could balance out the saltiness with a bit of sweetness and tang plus the vitamin C could help your body recover. It's an unusual combo but if you're up for it, why not give it a go? What if I put the orange in the pot noodle? That's a bold move. <laugh>. It might give a sweet and zesty twist to the savory pot noodle. Could be an interesting experiment but it might not be everyone's cup of tea. <laugh> up for trying it out and seeing how it goes it. And would it fix my sunburn fatigue? Might not fix the fatigue directly, but adding orange could provide vitamins. Well I don't care. I'm gonna have pot noodle anyway 'cause I'm hungry. Fair enough. Gotta satisfy that hunger. Enjoy your pot noodle and here's to feeling better soon. Well thanks mate. No problem mate. Take care. Cri mate. Oh, hello mate. Oh, I was my mate doing mate. <laugh>. That's how you get what you want. Uh, pot noodle sounds pretty good. He did recommend it after all. I need toilet again. I'm gonna piss all day. Jesus Christ. There you go. Orange. You don't care about me. I'm back. We've got orange Kofi first start off with the orange for vitamin C and hydration. Orange in the pot noodle. Yuck. Hundred subs for orange in the pot noodle. Nine hours. Hmm. It looks like a orange. Hmm. Oh it does feel quite hydrating. There's moron. Just go out, learn new skills like everyone is doing and get a better job instead of going to kick What? I'm moron. I'm making $260 a day doing this and there's moron telling me to go and get a job. Brain dead. Just can't talk to these people. They're just completely gone. They're they're utterly brain fucked. They're so stupid. I can't believe people are this stupid. I Some media and a comment on YouTube said it. Hmm. Yeah. I love streaming. It's so much fun. Imagine thinking. I wanna do anything else. Uh oh Yeah. The coffee hits the spot. I feel the sugar go into my brain. The brain is such a needy little bitch, isn't it? Oh, I need this. I need that. I need electrolytes. I need blood. I need oxygen. Yeah, but you didn't do anything to earn it, did you? You just sat in my skull doing fuck all. I need this. I need that. Yeah, but you didn't work for it. Do you think that you are the brain or that the brain is like this separate entity in your body that you must obey or else you die? I feel like I'm a slave to my brain, but I'm constantly having to do stuff to provide the brain with the stuff at once. It's like never ending list of things at once. Even the willy is a slave to the brain. 'cause the brain makes you hor it so it sends pleasurable feelings to your will. The brain's so stupid it doesn't even realize I'm talking shit about it right now. Even though he can hear it. No, I see the brain as like a separate entity. I am me. I dunno what that means. Like my thoughts and the things I say, that's me. But my brain like getting hungry is not me. Is just my brain making me hungry? I am not. I mean, I'm inside my brain. If you wanna ask me where are you located? I'm not in my hand because you can chuck my hand off and I'll still be me. So Obviously I'm not in my hand. I'm in my brain somewhere. <affirmative>. Yeah. It's like if you've seen the new Robocop movie where they basically just put his head in a robot and it's just his lungs and it's head and the rest of it's supported by the robot. That's all you need really. You get rid of everything else. You need lungs. 'cause you need to speak don't you? You can get rid of everything else, can't you? I saw this man on Instagram. He got crushed by forklift. They had to amputate half his body and his arms and he's just like a torso with a head. And he's got these two holes with bags where he shits and peas into. It was like a complete lower body amputation. I don't know how I imagine the scene of that like cutting through the body and pulling it off. And then what would you do with it? Put it in a bag. Imagine the smell and the blood. So he just sits in the bed all day. They made like a special seat for him so he can sit upright. I think I'd rather just die. Can't even have sex. They chops everything off. He's got no willie, no bum hole. No bum at all. Like his body ends where the lower rib cages at the end of your rib cage is where his body ends. He's got no hips anything. So sad. Which mean I've got all the volume in my back of my head. I reduced the volume in the back by at least 50%. Look, see, look. What are we talking about? It looks fine. There's not much else to cut. See look. It is as short as it can go. Maybe I just got a weird looking skull like the alien look. That's fine. What you talking about? Oh, excuse me. I didn't ruin the carpet. I I cleaned all of it off. Oh. Talking rubbish. I think it looks good. Oh, I feel a bit better with the coffee. I uh, pot noodle is too dry. I, when Cheyenne coming, she said at least August I might just fly her in. I can't be bothered waiting anymore. I it will take her ages doing whatever the hell she's doing. She said she's doing like work on a reservation camp getting paid $800 a week. But is that US dollars or Canadian dollars? 'cause that's like 400 pounds a week. Oh. Oh those And it is spill spilled my pot needle. Did you see that <laugh>? Oh that scared me. What's a reservation camp? Well she's like a Native American so she has links, <laugh> need smell. My pot noodle. Oh God. It's too hot. Let's just call it a hot noodle. It is only um, 500 pounds for a plane direct flight from Toronto. That would cost me two days of streaming. Let's just go wait for us to get a passport. Yes. I think maybe August would be quite nice. End of July, mid-August so I can save up some money. Oh yeah. You have to subscribe to get the emotes. Hmm. Very nice. Hmm. It tastes a bit weird. Tastes a bit different to normal. Well I from Shana to Cheyenne <laugh>. The names are not that different. You can probably spell Sonny with the letters in Cheyenne. Hmm. There's a new Elliot Roger video out. Not new but it's kind of new. Two years ago, the unseen tapes of the killer version documentary. I'm still talking about Elliot Roger in 2023. He looks so funny. <laugh>, his face is so stupid. I thought he was a troll when I first saw him. He looks so dumb and like the stuff he's saying is so stupid and he does those weird poses. <laugh>, it cracks me out. <laugh> like he, he's, he looks like he thinks he sounds so scary and serious but he just looks funny. <laugh>, uh, <laugh>. I can't believe six people died because of him. <laugh>. What a way to go. If I was gonna get murdered by someone, I least wanted to be someone cool who murdered me. Not this guy. <laugh>. Imagine that's the guy who murdered you. He had a nice car. Yeah, his dad bought it for him. He didn't even buy his own car while a loser. This is the best bet. It's called the electrolytes. Um, the best part is the soup. Yeah. My life is really boring. Even when I go out and do stuff, it still feels like I'm just forcing myself to do it. And it still feels meaningless 'cause I did it alone. People say, oh it's not bad being alone. You can still go out and do stuff. Yeah, but it's still meaningless. I, that's why I always want a girlfriend friend. 'cause then at least when you do stuff together, it creates strong memories compared to just doing it alone. Hmm. Oh, why? There's so many tiny bits of noodle at the bottom. I need toilet again. Toilet number 10. Good news everybody. My urine is clear. Whoa. Oh water. Okay. What time? 4 34 hours until dinner. I think having dinner later is nice because then there's less time left to stream after I've had dinner. I feel stuffed now. Oh God. Oh I feel sick. No, I haven't gone outside today. I don't feel good. I just feel constantly thirsty and tired. I think if I tried going outside, I'd collapse yesterday. Destroyed me. Oh God was suspend this thing Guys, we need money for the Traeger smoker. A hundred subs is a lot of money for the smoker. Why is he grinning so much over a smoker? If you gimme a hundred subs in the next 10 seconds, I will throw it away. 10. What did he make? I think it's crab. Does he just eat the food all by himself or does he at least bring it out to his family? Put it on the bigger screen. No, I'm on the biggest ring. I'm more important. Oh, we to try. Holy shit bro. Oh, I see. All excited. Don't understand Deepak. Hmm? I It's weird. It's kicked down or something. It says patient not found when I go to kick.com. Oh there it is. That was weird. He's in Uganda. What? Listen, you walk, you run behind me. You don't wanna get this Chris Travels guy. He is always just sleeping. I don't understand the point. If you can't make KCPI dunno what happens to Chris Broad. He hasn't made a video in ages. Two months now. Oh, four days ago. The worst thing I've ever done in Japan. I'm sure it's not as bad as what I've done. I what has he done in So the other day I received this comment from a viewer that I think sums up the experience of being a YouTuber. Perhaps I hate this weird face he does when he talks or it's like this. He surely doesn't do that when he talks in real life. I've seen this comment from a viewer that I think sums up the experience of being a YouTuber perhaps better than any other. It was on a recent documentary made on the ish tower earthquake showing the scale of the destruction, interviewing locals and exploring the risks of the potential mega earthquake in Japan. An important video for the response from youth was, so the other day I received loss for the Japanese, the D-Day landing scene in sailing private wine time. This was 10 years ago. I was going through a difficult phase. I was loving my life in rural Japan, living in control what happens to us but we can't control how he responded. It was practical. Scott e and the boss dog is gonna show you the <inaudible>. Try and find the positive in each and every situation. And I soon realize comments are actually a blessing in disguise. 'cause space. It, they're comedy gold. I took all these weird disorientated comments. I dunno what he's talking about. So what is the worst thing he's ever done? It is just like five random things and one of them is the worst thing he's ever done. Comments from people who were like, oh wow, I didn't know you were 53 years old. You look great for a 53-year-old man. Oh God. But today, having turned 35 years old and wondering what the bloody hell I'm doing with my life, I want to do something I don't often do. I really want to open myself up and share with you some stories, personal things that I've never really talked about. Things that I've learned from doing this across 300 videos in the last 12 years. Now I realize I may not be the biggest or the most bestest YouTuber, but I've been lucky to do an awful lot of stuff. I've got to meet people I never thought I would. What the bloody hell am I doing with my life? See lessons in there. Hope for a drink. I've t retreat to my apartment to start working again this time making videos. The first three years video it says video is weird. Labor of love, video or insanity depending on your perspective. It was an exciting time to be in YouTube. You know it wasn't called content back then. It was just pure unfiltered creativity. He wouldn't worry about view counts or algorithms. It was just about having fun. In my case, trying to find my way. Living in rural Japan, I would mostly sit awkwardly and just talk to the camera in my apartment. But there were top-notch special effects poisoned by Japanese friends of British food. Taught them to swear in English. I'm trusting you with the drug. Are you fucking with me? And in one video I even break my table. Yeah, it wasn't so great. I always wanted to be a filmmaker and YouTube kind of felt like the middleman. A way to cheat my way into the world, learn by doing and with a bit of luck and actually get good at it. I didn't really have time to make videos. I have to sort of script edit and film the videos with the cracks between work. And so quality over quantity was a real necessity in terms of support through the first three or four months. Now the bank manager was an older guy and he sort of treat the whole thing like an interrogation. When he looked to my bank account and was like, I had a video go viral, giving Japanese friends Marvel and I gave Japan that visa. One idea was to come back and work and make their companies look a lot bigger than they were you me. But I was desperate. I was really desperate for been clawing it. So I don't know what he is talking about. I have five random topics in one video and they're like, wow, you made it, you look well rested. That's great. It's gonna be a big knife. And the table, they had me this paper with the running order and I looked down in exchange for the flight she sold off inch. I mean could put it on the bigger screen response. But this was an unreasonable situation. I'd already promised this show to thousands of viewers, the event, but now I can't see myself. What's the point? Then? Camera crews running around because this was gonna be like TV show, studio level production influencers had been flown from across Asia to take part in this. There was so many moving parts that, oh God, Chris's face is way too big in Japan. Especially as this was at the YouTube space. YouTube's head office in Asia. So <laugh>, that's a guy trying to find their way through all of this. You know, I had no manager, no support, no experience in this situation. I mean this company was supposed to kind of be my managers at this point and they obviously held off telling me about all this until it was too late for me to sort of back out. But they reassured me, they were like, don't worry, no, I've been disaster looking even worse. And then away it went. Now the show is simply <crosstalk>. Damn, he looks so young. But I'll share with you the highlight reel of awful 'cause. It was insane. Good afternoon, good morning, good evening. Hello everyone. Welcome to Tokyo Live. We're live here from the Tokyo YouTube space. He reminds me of I'm Alex actually. The way he talks with that weird facial like I'm Alex does. He talks just like I'm Alex. Have you noticed that? He just doesn't have the massive tongue like I'm Alex does very similar facial patterns. I like that kind of way of talking will go away. It'll be like didn't happen. Meanwhile, literal everyone, welcome to Tokyo Live. We're live welcome and you've got the nasal foot. Welcome to another video on my YouTube channel. It's like fucking annoying, weird force presenter voice, YouTube space in a very, very big building in the middle. He does that weird snarl as well where he bears all his upper teeth. He was Bo. And instead I saw awkwardly close my eyes while I was talking that if I shut my eyes where reopened them, he would not. I was speaking the camera would like cut away to him. His sister caught him out for doing it. Ha. Yeah, it is annoying Andrew on a bit of car and he held that up. I've never had it or used it or I've idea and I'm not, it looks like he's got makeup on. I wonder if they put makeup on for tv, gonna sit there and lie and be like, oh I love this thing. Uh, look, eat your kimchi. Before they went mental <laugh>, remember eat your kimchi. Look uh, Simon and what's her face? Damn, she looks fat and she's got half her head shaved. Oh my God, look at this. Why do women shave their head like that? It was awful. Simon seemed so normal. What the hell happened? The whole thing was an act. Now he's weird like a zombie talking about books. Look at this guy. He's so, hmm. It's not overly flattering presentation for the sponsor products either. No, he always does that stupid phase like that. What the fuck is that phase he does all the time. So dumb looking. I hate that face. He does all the time. And while this is all unfolding, I'm looking at the comments from, it's like a fish, like a, an ugly fish. He knows what earth is going on. Everyone's extremely bored and confused and the crowd is so underwhelmed at this point. They practically have rigor mortis. Meanwhile you've got Paul Naski who's vanished to the sidelines doing half-baked magic tricks like a drunken children's entertainer who's finally allowed to come on stage for all of 30 seconds to shot the cup of soccer and still somehow become the highlight this complete and utter. It's the all two oh stupid ads giving Chris money now, even though it was supposed to be like the abroad Japan show and I'm in the middle of the sofa, surrounded a bit in by an army of influences. I had to escape it. And I did that by drinking like a bottle of, of I should make a video <laugh>. Top five things women should never do. Number one, shave your head or, or any part of the head. The only thing that should be shaved is your pussy disappear. That's a banger idea right there. Trigger the women dozen companies I have for Martina. Martina was kind of cute if she didn't fuck up her hair. A dozen companies name. I have to say it wasn't for Mark Tea. She got fat. Though it was a bit more experienced in the world of doing this, we would've been really stucked it thanks to her. She kind of helped keep it all together. And from that, I've eternally wrote, meanwhile the MCM company that was running this. But in the back room, the money out a from Scarface came to her head, let a lot of people down, was this soulless corporate parade disguised as something personal. And as a guy, I hated it. When the YouTubers did this kind of weird television event with other YouTubers with a live audience and a professional setup, it ruined the whole YouTube vibe. Idealistic guy who just wanted to make videos get gay. That was my first real lesson in business. You know, I'd been dragged kicking and screaming into the brutal world of business. In reality, the next day I had a meeting with the people over coffee and they were beaming. They were like, wow, you're great. What a success was so much fun. We'd love to work with you and have you on board convey and you feel like you, I'm happy this happened. The worst moments can lead to the best decisions. And that event essentially became the guiding staff in what not to do. And Nick, I still don't know what the worst thing he's ever done is. It's a long term strategy. Dutch a oh look, promoting this book. Good old man. Yeah. Oh look, this kind of scene reminds me when I met Sonny went to her house. Her house was like in this kind of neighborhood with the rice field. She lived in the middle of nowhere. She had a house looking something like this. Like a box house. It was a nice house, very modern. First thing I thought when I went into her house was, I couldn't believe how big it is. She had a massive living room. Big bedroom. She had a whole other room that she wouldn't let me go into 'cause it was just full of junk. She had a gaming pc, like a nice gaming PC with the whole transparent viewing window. I said, are you rich? How'd you have all this stuff? She said drum set as well. Nice tv. I felt like I just walked into a palace after coming from the guest house. And it was nice. I wish I could have gone there. Did I go there just once? I think I only went to her house once. I stayed one night. I think never went to her house again. 'cause we would just start, we just met up in hotels after that. I had no idea it would've turned into this. Oh, she seemed so nice and cool. I had no idea if she was like a nutcase Seemed so normal. I wish I just lived with that. She said I could stay in one of her rooms. And I thought, oh, you are sharing it with other teachers. I didn't realize she had a nice big house. I could have just stayed in that. I mean, I would've just slept in that bed one night. But I thought, hmm, if I lived in her house, I would accidentally dock her and then Foster would get suspicious about whose house I'm in. It was just like, um, it wasn't a detached house. It was like a big building with four separate studios in it. But it looked like a house with a roof. Yeah, it felt really nice and big. And I thought, I remember seeing, she took the predictor photo that we took and she stuck it on her wall. And I thought that was really cute. She must really like me if she put the sticker of us there. I think she was falling for me hard already. And she could tell that it was not gonna end well. But she couldn't help it. When you get the feelings, you get the feelings, don't you? No matter how many red flags there are. I mean there was endless net endless red flags. And she was like trying to talk herself out of wanting to date me. I remember walking in Kyoto with her and she just ran me and goes, I don't even think I would, I don't even think you would be good to be in a relationship with. And I was like, okay. I wasn't asking. She started listing off reasons why I wouldn't be good to be with. Like I don't say thank you and I, I don't do polite gestures like opening the door. And I was thinking, am I supposed to care? We already fucked. I already got what I wanted. Why are you trying to convince yourself not to date me? Don't date me. Then besides, I already got a girlfriend. So we were walking in Kyoto and we were talking about that and I didn't really know how to respond. Like, am I supposed to try and sell you on the idea of dating me? Uh, we had good times though. I can't lie about that. I traveled around Kyoto and stuff. A few road trips. I, hm, I think she probably just likes Asian men. So she found me attractive physically. And I don't know. I mean, she's in Japan. She's surrounded by Asian men. Why not just get a Japanese boyfriend? She had a Japanese boyfriend before me. It didn't go well. I don't know why. She said something like language barrier problems. And I think she did like the YouTube thing in the beginning until she got bullied and then she didn't like it anymore. Basically. Same as Mila. Mila was the same. Mila thought it was cool like streaming vlogging until people started saying mean stuff about her. It's funny 'cause people know that I, I get a lot of hate on my channel, but they don't expect to also end up getting a lot of hate. They think that hate is only directed at me. I've just got a very hateful audience that love hating on people. I, they hate on everyone. <affirmative>. So they think they come on the channel, they, they'll be immune to the hate <laugh>. Chiro didn't get hate. Uh, I don't know. It's got some hate. I, there was nothing to really hate Jhi for. Like she was a very normal woman without any weird jhi. Wasn't weird in any way. A lot of these internet girls are kind of weird and insecure. Shahi was just a normal woman, really not an internet girl. So I don't, I mean if you're gonna bully your hero, how would you even do it? It's very hard to bully her 'cause she's just normal, I guess. Will I take crypto to Thailand? Maybe if the first meeting goes well, might she and AJ can stay in my penthouse suite in Bangkok. Look at him. He looks like such a dork. Just wanted to be a filmmaker. And YouTube kind of felt like the middle man. A way to cheat my way into the world, learn by doing and with a bit of luck and actually get good at it. I didn't really have time to make videos. I'd have to sort of script edit and film the videos and the cracks between work. And so quality over quantity was a real necessity. And after three years I've made about 30 videos and had the What if crypt tells you not to stream anymore, then goodbye crypt. It's amazing community. About hundred thousand years. And for the, I alert his a hundred K sub milestone the first time in my life I felt, was there ever a point when I had more subs than he did? I think he started way before me, so probably not. But the job ended and so did my visa at one 10th of my YouTube premium. Is ad the most evil musician ever. Oh, that's the pedo guy. That's so weird. I was talking about him yesterday. Ian Watkins, the lead singer of lost profits. Weird. It shows up now. I actually didn't know what he looked like. So I guess the kid that he peed though it must be an adult now. Is she in the video? Is that her? Which she was told that the female at the time was on top of the music world. Instead of using his powerful, he turned into a monster and a predator who would target the most own sexual gratification British band and broke into the US music scene during this. This channel sounds really amateur. He's only got 30 K subs. But this video got a million views. Period. The world had no idea that the charismatic front man was actually one of the worst child predators to ever exist with his crime spree coming to an end in 2012 when he was charged with a 13 child sex offense. Bam. 13 does the attempted rape of an 11 month old A baby Jesus. Seven lost profits began touring in South Wales. Shame I I like lost profit music. I had the album in mainstream publicity, headlining their own shows. All the women seemed to love. Watkins portrayed himself as straight edge. Meaning that he would never drink or do drugs when he had a performance. And the rumors that were around at the time they look so emo. And this makes this case even more disturbing. It's got the ssay hair. The thing that was noted often but kept quiet along media outlets in fear of being refused. An interview with the band was the amount of underage girls that were backstage at these concert, his own private dressing. This led to Watkins not to. He's like black eyes caught in his face. Police immediately. That application retrospectively from the IPCC and that's being proven in court was simply untrue. You 35 years in jail, that means he'll come out when he is 70 something. Damn imagine you finally released and it's the end of your life. What a feeling. Half your life locked in a room. I shouldn't imagine that. Well he might live to 90. Who knows. You walk out and you're like 70 years old, haven't had sex in three decades. How are you gonna get it now? You're broke. You're old. You're ugly. Life over. Oops. Back to looking at me. Hmm. Who's hotter, crypt, moon or sunny? Um, moon probably has best body 'cause she goes to the gym face. Uh, maybe Sonny put Sonny's face on moon's body combined with Crips. Don't give a fuck attitude. The ultimate girlfriend. Mm, I need to pee again. I feel a bit better now. P'S coming out crystal clear. Don't even need to flush it. I don't wanna waste the water. It's not prostate cancer. I'm just drinking a lot 'cause I'm dehydrated from the sunburn. My hair looks good. I don't know what it's talking about. I did a good job. Hold on. I did a good job cutting that. Dunno what you're talking about. I'm quite happy with how it turned out. I, it will look better tomorrow once I've washed it and it's set. Oh as if you could do better. You couldn't even cut your way out of a paper bag. Yeah, I feel like I've got less of a headache now. You're not gonna get prostate cancer when you're 36. When you're over 60, that's when you gotta start getting checked. No one gets it. 36. Yeah you can but it's very unlikely. Get your prostate checked with a hot fat dick. I check my prostate every day with my finger. Bobby Brown's 12 inch ddo. So you can't ejaculate. If you have prostate cancer then I definitely don't have it. I ejaculated like three times in the last 24 hours. It's not a question of being gay or not. It's a question of if you had a dick up your bum, would it make you nut or dare you to try not nothing with a dick up your bum. You won't be able to stop it. It feels too intense. Yeah, I nutted loads by getting rammed by my ddo. Even hands free. Barely touching it. Not it hard. If you ejaculate often you're preventing it. Oh, so I guess I'm doing something right. Oh God. I really feel like my life has become even more boring since I started doing kick to be honest. Don't you find it immoral as if I care about morals. <laugh> embarrassing. Mm Um no you said it was gonna change your life. Yeah, but um, I realized even with more money I basically just do the same thing anyway. 'cause um, what can you do with money? You go somewhere and get food. I don't know. Apart from paying debts. What else can I do with the money and buying what apart from buying random tech, how's it gonna change my life? Uh, the only thing that would change my life is if I got kicked outta my house. Otherwise I don't see my life changing unless I meet a girl like a British girl and then she moves in and she's crazy or something. But we are lacking crazy British girls recently. Apart from sunny. God, it's so nice having less hair on the back of your head. Doesn't feel like a mullet anymore. I said really? What is gonna change your life? New goal and moving country. Those are the only two things that are really gonna change your life. Maybe getting a pet. Remember TB this morning whining thinking that the kick money was gonna revitalize my content and then I'm just sitting in my room all the time. <laugh>, well we have done stuff. I went driving, went to the beach Kit Hill. I might go Kit Hill tomorrow. Test out the Nighthawk. I think we've done loads of stuff that I wouldn't have done without Kik. I would never have bothered going outside for YouTube. I yeah, this is my life until I find a new woman to focus on. No more YouTube videos. No. Oh. The only video I can think of is how much money I made on kick in a month. I'm completely finished. At least before kick I was thinking okay, I've got force myself to make a video every day to get that $20 a day. Now I don't have to. I don't want to. What's the point? It doesn't get views anyway. Every single video I've put out recently all got below 5K views. Look, road trip 2.7. How I plan to pay my mum back 3.1. Why regret leaving Thailand three K My financial plan. Three K. Why hate living in the uk? Four, 4K. Every single one under 5K is over if it ends. And then I'll just go back to YouTube. I'll go back to YouTube and I'll just grind out videos. 5K views. The YouTube people will still be there. You had three of them. Why can't you pick one? Oh it is tricky. Moon won't meet unless I ban crypt and stop talking to her and don't meet any other girls. Crypt will meet no matter what. But other girls won't meet if I'm gonna meet Crypt. AJ is not interested but she wants to meet his friends. So that makes it easier I guess. 'cause I don't have to compromise. Kbu wants to meet after I've met Crypt. Yeah and they're all far away and some of them don't have visas. Half of them don't have a visa or, or a passport even. So it's very tricky. I don't think I kill my channel by not posting to it. I think you kill a channel by Overposting to it. No channel's ever died because people will stop posting to it for a while. In fact, the opposite happens if you take a break and come back. People will usually still there waiting with even more interest now. 'cause they wonder, oh where's he been? Look at Harold Boulder's channel. Oh shut up VA tv. What the fuck would you know about it? It is true. Harold Boulder literally takes a year off and comes back in some random country. He gets same if not more views than usual. Now your band, where's your YouTube channel then? It's not the number one thing that kills channel. The number one thing that kills channels is posting too much boring stuff. Uh, one day timeout. Don't ever disagree with me when you no fuck all about what you're talking about. Imagine thinking The number one thing that kills a channel is not posting for a while. What a load of rubbish. Im Alex disappeared for a year and then came back with his apology video and he got more than half a million V views. You dunno what the fuck you're talking about. And then you think you can argue with me. You know nothing. Where's your YouTube channel then? You got no experience. You got no data to back it up. I've got 10 years of data to back it up. Plus I research other channels. What? What? What do you do? You do nothing. So shut the fuck up. Fucking prick. Get the fuck out of here. Disagreeing with me. Uh, no that's not true at all. Shut up. The fuck. Do you know what's true or what's not true? An endless number of examples of people who take breaks and come back and get same views or more views when they come back. What the fucking moron. The channels don't die 'cause the creator take took a break or stops uploading. They die 'cause the creator posted too much of the same stuff that people got bored of. If you take a break, if anything you're increasing demand 'cause you've restricted the supply. If you oversupply, the demand will go down. This guy doesn't know what he's talking about and he thinks he can tell me that I'm wrong. Shut up. Fucking idiot. Oh I dunno. Oh wow. Thanks. Now that moon is out of the picture. Can you show pictures of her? You said she was in her 30? No because she's still around isn't she? So she'll get mad. She says I lost a dedicated viewer. But you know she's still gonna be around. What's the carotene tablet? I hate it when people so confidently assert that I'm wrong and they're talking rubbish. You're wrong. I've never seen a YouTuber take a break and come back and ca came back to a dead channel. The channel would've been already dead when he left. Name one example. Yeah exactly. You can't even name one example. So shut up. If you're gonna disagree, you better have a damn good. You better have some damn good points. Not just blurting out. No you're wrong. No you're wrong. Shut the fuck up. PewDiePie could take a year off and come back and make a video and it will still get millions of views. Well it's ot, plant pigment. Some channels only post once or two twice a month. Crisp broad only posts like once a month. So you think Chris's channel's dying because he didn't post for a month. The hell are you talking about Chris's videos? He hasn't posted one for two months since his newest one And he's got already over half a million views. You're talking rubbish. Look newest video four days ago. The one before that two months ago. So he went two months without making a video. Is his channel dead now then According to twa face vein tv. That's the number one thing that kills chat. No it isn't. Shut up. He literally hasn't made a video in two months and his newest one already has 600 K views. That's not dead. Oh my god. People dunno what they're talking about and tell me I'm wrong. Pisses me off band. Band moons lurking in the high ma room fam subreddit badmouthing you. Really? One minute They love you. Next minute. They hate you saw so immature Moon was annoying 'cause she kept disagreeing with me. She said my freckles were blackheads. No they're not blackheads. I know what a freckle in a blackhead is. She's very argumentative. I don't like it. It's just tiring. If you're gonna be argumentative, at least be right. But then you're just wrong all the time. Like my mom, my mom's really argumentative and she's just wrong all the time about everything. She doesn't know what she's talking about yet. She acts like she does and you can't back up anything with any points that make any sense. I oh shit, he dropped it. I need, he dropped my bowl of water. Oh she thinks you know all the stuff on my face. Look, you know all this. She thinks you can just scrub it off with some soap <laugh>. She thinks you needs to scrub my face. Look, she thinks you can just scrub that off with a bit of soap and a cloth. Okay, sure. I'll just scrub off my skin then. Oh hey Crip. Would you say my face blemishes a freckles or blackheads? Like that's a blackhead and that's a blackhead And may maybe that one No they're not blackheads. They're moles. But you can't, you can't scrub it off. Look, it will just bleed. It's not, it's not just gonna scrub off. It's not blackhead. A blackhead. You can like squeeze it out. That's not blackhead. Moon kept saying it's all blackheads. No it's not This like little tiny dots and freckles. Oh my God. And she kept arguing with me about everything. It's annoying. How's your camp thing? Yeah. Why is kale so mad at you? He seems to hate you. Kale's mad now 'cause I keep talking about sex with blood bucket. Even though blood bucket has not said anything about it. He asked me to stop talking about sex with blood bucket when he was the one who leaked it in the first place. He's mad 'cause I stopped DMing him <laugh>, he's weird. He cooks a a three course meal on a fire. Sounds great. I <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative> If a fly or spider got into the bowl I'd see it and not drink it. So anyway I was saying yeah Crisp Broad hasn't uploaded in two months and then uploaded and his channel's not dead. So my point was uh, if I had to go back to YouTube, yeah I could just go back and they would still be there wouldn't they? They're not just gonna disappear unless it had been a huge amount of time, like five years. But I think people will still be there. They'll just be more curious about where I've been. So if anything it would create more interest not reduce the, if I post too much it would reduce interest won't it? Well I was just mad before, 'cause I thought Crypt was like friends with people like pug man and EDK which I didn't like. I just noticed this. Does Daniel just stare at himself when looking at the big monitor <laugh>? I thought it was obvious. I'm looking at my hair and the chat and chat's there too. Oh my God. Look who's back. Vein tv. You ban anyone that disagrees with you? Yeah 'cause you just said I'm wrong. You said what I just said was not true. When it is true you're talking rubbish and now you're being rude. People take breaks all the time. Like a month break, two months break or there's channels where they only make one video a month or one video every two months. I it's not a reason for channels dying at all. We're talking rubbish. Name one channel that's died 'cause they took a break. Yeah exactly. You can't even name one. Oh wow. Thanks Lil Natty. Do you have any pics of German girl? Essex girl in Manchester girl that you can show us? I've only got pics of Essex girl but not Germany. Girl. I lost her ones. Ryan Heger, his channel's not dead. What are you talking about? He still gets millions of views. I dear. How's it dead? His last video has 7.5 million views. How's that dead? If he came back he would get millions of views again. Is only dead in the sense that he left and didn't come back. If he came back, yeah obviously it's dead 'cause he hasn't come back. The point was if he came back he would still get millions of views. Jack septic guy just gets less views 'cause he kind of fell off. He had his peak and then he got a bit older. A lot of his audience grew up. It's not 'cause he took a break or he slowed down. No it's not. 'cause he took a break. It's 'cause he got old and his audience grew up and that whole screaming at the camera thing whilst gaming fad hasn't been as popular as it as it was before, nothing has to do with taking a break. Well none of these people went on a break and came back so I don't even know how it's relevant. And none of the channels are dead. E either. Sorry, I don't see how it even makes any sense. They didn't go on a break and the channels are not dead. He went on many breaks. Yeah and his channel's not dead. So what's your point? Channel's not dead at all. Like five days ago he get got a million views. <affirmative> Um, I took a break too if you don't remember. I was spamming out Elden ring videos for months. I completely ditched my original audience. I spammed out Elden ring videos for I don't know, four or five months. And then when Elden ring dried up, I went back to my old content and my old audience was still there. So that's my point. Um, no my old audience were not. Not watching the elder ring videos. That was all purely algorithm trending stuff. Shane Dawson, these YouTubers are ancient. Of course they're gonna have a decline. They've been around for nearly 20 years is not 'cause they took a break. It's just 'cause they've been around such a long time and the gimmick doesn't work as well as it used to work. Yeah these people's challenge might have declined but it's not 'cause they took a break. It's just 'cause they're old multiplier doesn't get that many views compared to a couple years ago either. But it's not 'cause they took a break. It's 'cause the channels are old people. Were tired of it. Yeah, my channel's old as well. My channel's like 10 years old now. No drama alerts channel didn't decline because he took a break. He took a break because it was declining anyway. Do you think he would've taken a break if the channel was booming? He only took a break 'cause it was dying anyway. Why would you take a break when your channel's booming? No, I do not agree that my channel would die if I stopped uploading as much 'cause I literally stopped uploading my original content for months whilst I focused on Elden ring. And then when I milked Elden ring I went back to my original content and the original audience was still there. Yeah, my channel's old. That's why the views declined. So it's not because I took a break that it declined. It's because it sounds old. I think you're thick or something. I don't know how I can keep saying something so simple, simpler. I haven't even taken a break. What the fuck you talking about? Oh my god. Talking to you is gimme a headache. I took a break when I made Elden ring videos and then I went back and I had the same views before I started Elden ring. Yeah I know what caused my challenge to decline. It's old and I ran out of the content that made it popular. It's got nothing to do with taking a break. Oh my God, you're so dumb. I left Japan and I left my marriage and there's not been very interesting girls. That's what got me views. It's not 'cause I went on a break. Nothing to do with going on a break talking rubbish. If I went back to Jiro and went back to Japan tomorrow after having a break for a year, the views would be better than it has been recently. 'cause I'd get back what the, I'd get back the content that made the channel popular in the first place. So this whole break things. Lot of nonsense. Yeah. Well we'll see if the kick thing comes to an end, I'll go back to YouTube. Otherwise you owe me an apology. If I go back and I still get 5K views like I did before going on the break, then you're wrong and I'm right. Mm-hmm <affirmative> No, I think if I neglect my channel and have a break and go back, I think I'd get more views. 'cause I'd do a why I'm back on YouTube and everyone would be like, oh my God he's back. What happened? It'll probably get more views than I've gotten recently anyway. You're not banned. I just did a timeout. So whatever. Well you weren't being nice, you said I'm wrong. How's that being nice? I'm not wrong at all. There's loads of channels that took a break and came back and the channels weren't dead. Oh <laugh>. He banned me. The one did a response after I was banned. <laugh>. Yeah, <laugh>. Oh the suspenders with his favorite bar girl again. She must be sick and tired of him. <laugh>. He goes to see her every day. Look every day he's with her after his cooking thing. I bet he's gonna bet he wants a Mario or something. Yeah. Why doesn't he hang out with his wife? I, I don't understand why he got married and then he is just gonna sit in a gold bar every day. What is the point of getting married then? He doesn't need a visa 'cause he can just buy one with his money. Really don't understand. I well the top of my ear looks really white compared to the rest of my face. <laugh>. Look, look where it was covered by hair. 'cause it was covered by hair when I was outside yesterday. Should have had longer hair. It's Essex girl lurking. No, I don't think she's here anymore. Too busy looking after her baby. Probably. I dunno when the baby's due. Yeah. Ryan Heger never came back. So if he did come back and his channel only got a hundred K views then yeah, I guess that's an example. But I really doubt he'd only, I'm sure if he came back he would still get millions of views unless he made a really boring video like cleaning his pot and pans. Depends what they come back with. If they come back with a banger or if they come back with rubbish that the core audience never watched. So if he, if he came back and did, I dunno, a stock market video. Yeah it would bomb but it would've bombed anyway before the break. I Jake Paul and Logan Paul. I, I think it's 'cause its core audience just don't care about boxing. I think 'cause his core audience just don't care about boxing. And since he came back, all he does is talk about boxing. Like this one is two 20, $20 million. House tour got 4 million views. I yeah KSI. He still makes the same kind of content he made when he was popular. He didn't come back and only talk about boxing like Jake Paul does. I Well who cares when the incentive program ends if no one knows when it's gonna end and what use is it trying to predict when it's gonna end. It doesn't fucking matter and deal with it when the time comes. I'll just go back to YouTube. Like I said, there's no other choice. Oh yeah. Another example when I was doing Amazon flex, I barely posted anything for four months and then I came back. There wasn't a decline. I didn't notice a decline. So I have taken breaks and I've come back and there was barely any decline. Didn't notice anything. No I was barely streaming as well. I stream like once a week. Oh I'm gonna ban you again. You're so fucking annoying. You can keep going on and on about it forever. Band again. Shut the fuck up. On and on and on. Jesus fucking Christ. Like a fucking woman. I don't care. I don't believe the channel will decline if I take a break 'cause I've taken breaks before and it didn't lead to decline. So shut up Jesus fucking Christ. Get the hint the first time I fucking banned you. Fucking moron. Fucking retarded idiots. Geez fucking Christ. How many times I gotta ban people until they get the fucking message that I don't give a shit about the stupid fucking points. Not interested. Oh my god, people are so annoying. Splashing out in the chat like a fucking retard. I my God I've been nagged at by a woman. Uh, what Essex scale question. Well, distracting the idiot. Keep going on and on and on about if I neglect the channel, the channel's already dead. Who gives a shit? Oh no. My three K views it as if it'd be so hard to retain fu uh, three K views. If I take a bit of a break, Hmm. Besides I'm not neglecting the channel. I spam out those videos telling everyone I'm going live on kick. And if I did do something drastic like move to Thailand, I'd probably make a video about it. But I'm not forcing myself to make videos that just all flop. It's just low rubbish that if you don't upload in a while, the challenge's gonna die. I mean look at Harold Bolder and bold and bankrupt. They take massive breaks in between uploading. They come back, the channel's still strong as ever. So it creates demand. If they don't upload it creates demand. What he's talking about, it's load rubbish. And then he makes all these examples of channels that are really old like market pie and jacksepticeye. When obviously their peak was already peaked a long time ago and they're just naturally declining. It's got nothing to do with them taking a break or not taking a break. The break is irrelevant. They didn't decline 'cause they took a break. They decline 'cause of declining anyway. Oh that's stupid. Yeah. Talking absolute rubbish. If the content worked then if they take a break and come back and do the same content it would still work. But if the content was failing then obviously if they took a break and came back it would fail even more. Or if they just came back and did completely different content then obviously it wouldn't do as well as content that works. Before I'd have to even explain this. Yeah. Why does Howard Boulder put so many videos out as members only has he gone mental? What is this? He's like made a bunch of videos sitting in a hotel room with weird titles like so it finally happened. When everything fails victory. Most pointless thing a YouTuber can do. And the members only has he snapped or something. Loads of members only videos. What is going on with his channel? Now what <laugh>, this is kind of weird. I haven't checked his channel in a while. Why would he do that? There's so many members only videos and I afraid of skin cancer with my freckles. Um, the whole point of freckles is to disperse UV light. So actually having freckles makes it less likely you get skin cancer. I'm really confused. Why are there loads of members only videos on Harold's channel? He never used to do this or haven't. And some of them look like they were normal videos before but now he's put them, set them to members only And some of them look like really boring ones in his hotel room when he is supposed to be a travel vlogger. I wonder if copilot knows maybe a way to make more money. Oh, but you'd think you'd make more money from ads if you just made it public to everyone. I it is what, 13 pounds a month? I wonder how many paid it Weird. Well I was gonna look and see how long the breaks are between his uploads. 'cause this guy takes really long breaks and he comes back and he will still get really good views. I, I tired after that rage would I ever go to Korea again? I doubt it. I don't really like Korea. Why don't I like it? Um, it just looks depressing the way it looks. Makes me depressed. The big massive apartment blocks. Also the people kind of rude. I feel nervous, intimidated by the people. Kent looks better. Yeah, much better. Got rolling. Green nature countryside. Cliffs got cute little villages with historic buildings like ham's. Really nice looking. Village Korea doesn't have any nice little villages like that. So all just massive apartment blocks and massive cities. And then outside of that you just go like ramshackle looking farms with plastic greenhouse, tenting stuff everywhere. Very ugly. I don't like the food. I only like Korean barbecue but that's it really. And the fried chicken. But that's just fried chicken. It's not really Korean food. Pretty sure they didn't invent fried chicken. I don't like bi bi bap. The soup stuff. I don't like any of it really. Kimchi iss. Okay. I just like Korean barbecue but that's just meat grilled on a plate of metal over coal's. I don't really see how courier can claim cooking meat over coal's as the food. It's just meat isn't it? I just felt really depressed in Korea. I, I only went back there so many times 'cause I had a girlfriend that I could stay with for free and get easy sex. Apart from that, I felt pretty bored all the time. Didn't really feel like I wanted to go out either. No sniffy sock won't get banned 'cause he's an obvious troll. The other guy was not a troll. He honestly believes that I neglect, if I neglect my channel and go back it's gonna decline. Which I disagree. In fact, I think if I neglect the channel and make a comeback with an interesting video, I'll get more views than I was getting before. I You really think if I take a break and then I'll come back with a banger, like while I'm moving to Thailand it won't break 4K views. I reckon it'll get at least six or seven K. He's talking rubbish. You're not a troll. Yeah. Yeah. A troll would say they're not a troll. Don't believe you. The other guy wasn't a troll. Like he sincerely seemed to believe strongly that neglecting a channel makes it decline. Which I strongly disagree. Making boring, rubbish content. What makes the channel decline? If you make banger content and then take a break for a year and come back and make the same banger content, it's not going to die. I mean look at Bill Watz. He took a year break and comes back with a banger song. Bazillions of views. If the content's good, you can take a break and come back. My content's shit. That's why challenge's dead. So it won't really make a difference unless I can get a new girl and start making good content again. He has no clue about the culture in Malaysia. And I never claimed to have a clue. So I don't care. Like yeah, okay, whatever. I don't give a shit about Malaysia culture. I never claimed to have known anything. I also, I don't have Malay relatives, they're mostly all Chinese. So any exposure I had with them would be to Chinese culture, not Malay culture. People need to stop thinking that Malaysian equals Malay. This completely different group of people. My mom celebrated Chinese New Year with me and my sister Malays. Don't celebrate Chinese New Year and give them, give their kids Ow. When I was a kid I got ow the little red envelope with money in it. And then you get gogi, fat choy. Happy New Year. It's not Malay culture. That's Chinese culture. 'cause my mom's not Malay, she's Chinese. Chinese Malay, which is basically just Chinese, but Chinese people in Malaysia instead of in China. It's basically the same. And people, these people, they immigrate to other countries. They don't assimilate. They just create their own little bubble. I And so the Chinese in Malaysia just, they're just Chinese people in Malaysia. They're not Malay. What do you do on Chinese New Year? We used to go to a Chinese restaurant called Tangs Imperial. And my dad got the lemon chicken every single time. Didn't eat anything else. Popping the lemon chi. Oh oh have the lemon chicken again. I kind of remember the last time we went to Chinese restaurant with my dad. He had the lemon chicken <laugh>. I think I went with Chihiro before he died 2018. I'm sure I filmed it and it's in a vlog. And he'd sit next to my sister. My sister. My dad would always used to sit next to each other and talk forever about the most boring things. Me and my mom would just sit there being bored and then start fighting. Yeah, I got 20 pounds in my un pal who's chasing women. It seems like the women are chasing me this time. I can only imagine how weird it was for the in-laws to speak Malay at Dan's sister's wedding. Yeah, <laugh>. I thought that was funny. I thought it was cute that he took the effort. The best man did a speech and then he said, he said a few things in Malay, like a couple sentences. Um, I'm sure my relatives understood it 'cause they know Malay 'cause they live in Malaysia but they're not Malay. I mean it would've been more appropriate if he said some stuff in Cantonese. 'cause that's the proper language. And my mom's native language is Cantonese, not Malay. But I guess 'cause like he, he like everyone else in the whole fucking world, they think Malaysian people equals Malay when they're not the Chinese people. <laugh>. I thought that was funny. But again, I'm just constantly amazed that people think Malaysian people equals Malay people. When my relatives are obviously Chinese people and don't look anything like Malay people. Malay people look like indigenous Thai people. Brown skin. Well I'm sure they appreciated the gesture. That's why Malaysia's weird. I mean Japan. Japan and Korea are simple. Japan, Japanese people, they speak Japanese, Korean, Korean, Korean people. They speak Korean, Malaysia. You got Chinese, you got the Indians. They all speak their own language. And then you've got the malaise who are their first, who run the government. But my relatives, some of them are Malay. 'cause my auntie married a Malay man. So their kids are half Malay, half Chinese. And then some of their daughters married Malay men as well. But the rest are pure Chinese A That's what Malay is like. That sounds like Arabic. I, oh I've got hair in all my cups. Bang. Bonnie Blue. Where's my manager? Maybe he can set it up. I bang Bonnie Blue and I make a video of trashing her. <laugh> my experience banging Bonnie Blue, the be beep beep. Do you like my new haircut? Looking nice at the back. She s smelled like fish and her pubic hair was very long. You left a bit of the hair on What you mean where I'm not finished? I'm still clipping bits. The haircut's not finished yet. It'll take weeks until it's properly finished. It's a work in progress. I got seven hours to go. What a drag. What a life it has two barrows. What do you mean? What the hell is a barrow? Like a wheelbarrow. Won't I ever get burned out doing this every day? Yeah, maybe. But I've gotta make the money. I've got bills to pay idiots to roast. I. The thing is, if I take a break, I wouldn't be doing anything. I'd probably just sleep on the beanbag. So it's not like I have something interesting or important to be doing. Instead I would just be doing this anyway. The only difference is I'd probably be watching something or maybe playing some Rainbow six. Or maybe I would have, I might have more mental freedom to like explore other ideas. Like getting a visa for Thailand. I, I might return the switch. I think I will return the switch. 'cause I'm thinking even if I travel, I'm not gonna take it 'cause it's too heavy and it'll take too much space in my backpack. And if I'm gonna travel light, I want to travel with only minimal stuff in my backpack. 'cause I hate when you get to the airport, you gotta take everything out. All the chargers and stuff. It would be nice to just pack my laptop and not have anything else in my backpack. No. Stop trying to talk me out of it. Why do you want me to keep the switch? I barely even play it anymore. The whole point was to make videos about it to get views. But I don't need to do that anymore. Yeah, I might reset it. UPS man can come on Monday to come pick it up, get about 400 pounds. Get a full refund for it. I'm not setting yet. Oh yeah, I think I just return it should do a prediction. Ooh, this is a good prediction isn't it? Will Daniel return his switch to <laugh>? You gonna not know what to choose 'cause I flip flop so much yes or no. Cast your points. I flip flop so much you're not gonna know. Now I'm thinking I want to return it. But that's now who knows about tomorrow. But we can't choose the outcome until, I guess, until I actually click the return button. And then UPS will come on Monday. I don't even use it. Maricar was nice for a bit. I'd rather just wait until the switch to overhead or maybe just get a steam deck if I was gonna get handheld. The main problem is putting it in my backpack with my laptop, which I don't really wanna do. I wanna go really lightweight when I go to Thailand. So it would just be laptop chargers, battery bank phones. Maybe I'll bring my mic. Yeah, I probably bring my mic but not the mic stand. I get a haircut. I did. I already got a haircut. That's why my hair's shorter 'cause it was cut. It'd be so funny if I actually did get a haircut and then you guys still thought it looked bad. 'cause then I'll be like well I actually got a haircut cut. So if you think it looks bad, it's not because it's cut badly. It's just 'cause you always seems to think my hair cut looks bad unless I got the hairstyle that you think looks cool. You always think my hair looks bad 'cause I refuse to get a fade. I'm not getting a fade. You just want me to get a fade. You watch yourself stream while streaming. Well yeah. What else I gonna want? Gonna watch old streamers have a little picture of themselves streaming so they can check what the stream looks like. What you think any streamer just streams blindly without seeing their feed, their own uh, what's it called? <affirmative> Video preview. No, I wouldn't lose the glasses. I don't like contacts. I look better with the glasses. Look, I look weird without glasses. It is nice taking them off though. It hurts my head around the side of my head. I, yeah, I look weird. <affirmative>, I look weird without glasses. I don't like it. No, I prefer it when I've got glasses. Wow. 8,000 points betted on. Yes, I will return it <laugh>. We shall see. Do I keep them ing cereal? No, I take them off. Oh my face is so red. All the people said yes being manipulated by Daniel. It's the great points. Wealth transfer, the great reset you just bought at that top. Now you're going to get rug pulled. No, my current thoughts are I want to, I mean I want to return it 'cause I'm not using it. The extra 400 pounds would be nice. I'm even considering returning the Nighthawk because yesterday's stream was really good. Not because of the Nighthawk though, just 'cause I used a different sim card. But I'll try out the Nighthawk a few more times. To be honest, I don't even think IRL is that important for me 'cause I barely get any more viewers than I usually get. It's like an extra 20 viewers. Although it does help break up the day. But I just don't think it's my bread and butter. My bread and butters just sit in my house whining. Dunno. I just feel like since I'm on kick I should do something differently. Like IRLI think it's nice to have the option to, but I don't think I should break the bank pursuing it. Nice little stroll around. Kit Hill's is nice sometimes. Maybe I'll prepare the switch to send back. Uh uh Toyota. Oh I think my Amazon's here. I actually completely forgot about my Amazon. I completely forgot I had Amazon coming. Hello? Did you think he hosed when I went? Oh, I went, I did my grunt a bit too loud. <laugh>. I got the new iPhone at 16 Pro Max. No, not really. I've got sun cream. These people sent me all this lube and they couldn't even send me any sun cream. I got sun cream. I'm not gonna get burned again. I really like the smell of sun cream. It reminds me of going on holiday with my family in Malaysia. I It's not coming out. You got a spray? No, it's 30. What do you mean 20? It literally says 30 on it. What do you mean 20? It's not a spray. It is squirted but Oh that smell. Jesus Christ. It brings back memories of being a kid again. Oh, I'm getting nostalgia. What is that smell? Oh geez. It's like being 10 years old again. Going to the swimming pool in Malaysia. And my mom dad's there. My sister's there and life's great And I'm excited and we can go swimming and get food. Oh, so much power in a smell. It brings back all the childhood memories. Anyone else have that? Oh God. I'm back at a swimming pool with my mom and dad and I'm 10 years old. It's actually insane. Oh, is it too late to put it on now? It's probably better if I get a hat but I don't wanna wear a hat 'cause it'll mess up my hair should get that big Vietnamese conical hat. Oh the smell so good. Oh. Oh I can't stop smelling it. Oh, the smell just reminds me of good times and holidays and I've got my high speed cable. What are you doing here? It's a beautiful day outside. Um, don't go outside. This is what happens. Sunburn. You should stay here all day watching my stream. Oh wow. They gave me two. I've got two of them. Okay, let's see how much power, uh, let's see if this actually works. How much power are we gonna draw? My new IRL setup? 240 watt cable. Oh wait, I put the battery in. It's not gonna work. Then take the battery out. A Honda bike came on so quickly. Okay. What one? What? It's the same as what it was doing with the other cable. Did I just waste my money? Okay, we're going up to 2.5 i It is the addiction. You can't kick Yeah. Until I rage at you and ban you. Then you'll hate me and not come back. Fucking banned <laugh>. Imagine getting mad 'cause I rage at you and I go fucking ban ban rage. It's like road rage. But with banning I don't light my new hair. It's too short. I need to have a shower and reset it. Poor moon. Yeah, well that's what she gets. It's only drawing 1.6. It's the same as the other cable. Oh my God. Wasted my money. I thought it was gonna draw like 10 or 15 if I try the other hole. I think I wasted my money. I was itchy. I copilot said two watts. George is not enough for plugin mode. It said it should be drawing about eight watts. But this doesn't draw eight watts. Maybe it was fine at two watts Draw. Hmm. Okay. What about about this one? Yeah. See how charge, how fast it charges my iPhone. Huh? It's not doing anything. What? It doesn't even work. Oh, it wasn't pushed in. We are charging at what? It's only charging at four watts. That's rubbish. Ah. Wasted my money again. Maybe 'cause the iPhone's over 94% so it's not charging quickly. Okay. Just leave it there. Hmm. Okay. I mean it seems like it works. Try this one. Charging at 15 watts. Six watts. Hmm 15. It only charges at six watts. It is the same as my old cable. It doesn't charge any faster than this one. Uh, wasted my money. Uh, it, it charges at six watts like my old cable does. It's rubbish. Okay, well then I guess I'll keep it. Okay. Can never have too many cables. What I might do is I'll send switch two back. But I won't put the charging brick in 'cause I want to keep the charging brick. 'cause it's useful. What do you think they won't even know. Do you think they'll know or just be like, oh, I forgot. Huh? Yeah. I highly doubt they check. They free to go. Oh, return beep boot issue refund. I'm keeping the power brakes. Mine. What's that? Oh, HDMI cable. Huh? Didn't realize I had that. No, I don't really want A-H-D-M-I cable. I'm returning it. You can't stop me. I want my money. I want my money and my money. I want my money and my money can't do this anymore. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. I don't know. Maybe I'll play a Mario Kar and see if it changes my mind. I, it is pretty nice but if I can get handheld, maybe a lesion goss would be better. 'cause then I can play anything on it. Really. Let's see. I have a game of Mario car. It is quite nice. Have to say it is quite fun. I have to say I am fourth place. Look. Oh my god. A fucking lost piece of shit. Switch to you're sending back. I don't know. Hmm. Maybe I need to think more. It is quite fun when you want to just switch off your brain and not think I uh, I don't know. I just, just don't care that much about gaming. I could b buy a plane ticket, a crypt without money. Sex or Mario car. Hmm. I mean if I return it I can always buy it again. But I just think if I was gonna get handheld, maybe I'd get a steam deck instead. Or I get a new phone instead. It would be pretty nice. Um, it will buy again next year when it's coming down in price. <laugh>. I think I will return it. Why would you be angry if I returned it? It is quite nice. I Hello? Hello. Uhhuh. <affirmative>. Um, new titles? I'm not really interested. The only interesting one seems like Assassin's Creed, shadows. I just don't really care about gaming anymore. I care about money and streaming and yeah. I'm really into streaming now. Pushing the boundaries of what's real and not real. Taking my streams to the next level. Donkey Kong. I don't care about that. Boring. Yeah. I'm gonna return it. Maybe one more game. I I'll have a look at one more game. If I get first place, I'll not return it. Okay. Lock in. I'm getting kind of bored. Maybe I will return that. Just drive around around in a circle. Oh boy. This feels like a chore After a while I think I'm gonna return it. Yeah. I factory reset. Okay. Yeah, whatever. Come on. Restoring factory resets. Oh my bum hurts. The fuck my bum hole just kind of hurt just now. Ow. Ow. Something's pinching my bum hole. Wow. What is that blood bucket? Stabbing the voodoo doll of me in the anus with a needle. <laugh>. So something's pricking my bum hole. How <laugh> stop it. What is that? Maybe it means I need to fart. What's it doing? Is it done it or not? I think it's a fart. Hold on. Oh, the switch to reset to factory settings is over. Back in the box. Hmm. What else? Oh, the controller. Oh the dock. And then you forgot the dock. Where's the instruction booklet? Mm dunno. I was so excited when I got it thinking I was gonna get a million. Thought I was gonna get a million views with my videos. Like the steam deck instead. Just disappointment. Now I can't get it in the box. Back in the box. Okay. No more switch to Amazon. I can get the Apple watch instead your orders. Um, switch to return. No longer needed. Boring refunds by credit card. Continue UPS label. Free pickup Monday to Friday. So I guess we're staying home on Monday so we gotta go out tomorrow I guess. Confirm. Well they're on the way. It says no need to print a label, but then here it says print label <laugh>. I don't have a printer. It says no need to print a label and they probably come on Monday. You remember the, you remember the electric blanket? Sonny got the UPS guy to come to my house to pick it up and then we made up and then I told him, oh no it's canceled. My mom said Danielle there. Did every man want the luxury blanket? I said we made up save 400 pounds and lighten my backpack. So when I go to Thailand, my backpack's gonna be way lighter. Now I'm not gonna play games anyway. I'm gonna be busy with AJ than streams and stuff. Not sitting there playing. Mario. I guess we end the prediction when I've actually returned it and it's gone because I could still cancel the return. I who's gonna lose the points? It it is really annoying. The prediction only lasts for 30 minutes. Be nice if it just lasted longer so people joining now can join in. Yeah, I've barely used the switch to in the last few days. If I get 400 pounds back, we knock the credit card debt down to 4,900 something. And the next thing is do I return a night hawk or not? Depends if I'm really getting value outta it. Yeah. If I wasn't streaming all day and I was bored, maybe I'd price America's kill a few hours. But now I've got the ultimate time kidding activity which is streaming on kick and cutting my hair. If you wanna do a time kidding activity, you might as well be one that makes you money. Not loses you money. No I wouldn't get a star link. It's too heavy. Imagine trying to put that in your backpack. I would have to take a suitcase it to Thailand. There's no way I could take it to Thailand in my backpack anyway. If I want a game, I've got a gaming laptop, I'll just play Rainbow six. Imagine prioritizing America over Rainbow six play switch to Onstream while sitting there. The problem is I go mute when I play games. I don't talk 'cause I can't do two things at the same time. Yeah I'm gonna send it back. I wanna get my money back. The videos flopped apart from a couple. It's not like there's view generating powerhouse. Uh, have these dreams of you know, you get the switch to and then you become the guy that people watch. If you wanna watch switch to stuff. But it never works. I can only ever get views by saying it's ish but then never build an audience. Close a prediction. No, we have to wait to see if it actually return it Monday morning. Unless I want to do a new prediction before then. Oh, a dry mouth not finished cutting my hair. Mm hmm It is seven o'clock. I think dinner at eight or nine would be better. Okay. I've gotta put the switch to box in another box as well. Hmm. This box kind of small. No one seems to send me anything anymore. Is it? 'cause I've got kick money now. I haven't gotten any care packages in a while. I feel like the care package thing was a YouTube thing. Uh, where's my set tape? Uh hmm Hmm hmm. I got to recon ate box. What do you mean if I'm not back soon I'm here. I am back. What do you mean? Hmm? It seems pretty secure. Look pretty good. No more switch there. Switch two. Ready to go. The silence. Okay. Job done. Bye-bye. Switch to it's nice in Nomine. I'm gonna regret it. Well I guess we'll see if I really regret it, I'll just buy another one. Hmm. My ears itchy. They're debating whether I'll make a hundred K in a year. Don't think I'd make a hundred k. I'm making about average two 40 a day. 365 days is like 87 K. Goodbye. The Tesla model Y. Damn. My hair's looking nice on the back. Yeah. I initiated the return UPS coming on Monday. Um, if I do make the 70 K basically got take take off 30 K for my mom's debt and then got take off like 20 K for tax. It doesn't leave a lot. It leaves like 30 k. Should do a prediction. Will I stream every single day? Yes or no? <laugh> but we won't know the answer until a year. So it's not very good. Shame you can't have multiple predictions going at the same time. I'm not demanding care packages. I'm just saying don't seem to be getting any anymore. It's just an observation. I so yeah. After you minus 30 K for my mom, 20 K for taxes out of 70 K. I've only got 20 K left over after a whole year. I don't even think my mom knows I've got a new job. My sister hasn't said anything. They just don't really care unless I'm saying something about them that they don't like. Otherwise they don't seem me to know anything that's going on in my life. They've got their own stuff going on. No, if I get 70 K, 30 K for my mom, 20 K for taxes, 20 K left over for me. And what would I do with that money? It would be my emergency fund won't it? Whilst I try and make wise decisions content wise, no I didn't tell them. It's just that if something big happens in my life and I've put it all over YouTube, I've put out how many videos about kick recently and since they seem to check up on what I'm saying so often to get mad about what I say then you would think they would know after 10 uploads going on and on about kick. You would think they would know wouldn't you? Why 30 K for Cami? Because 20 K pounds is like 30 K dollars. 20 5K dollars. I don't know whatever. I just rounded it up. The worst thing is I make a lot of money. I spend it all without saving any for tax and then I've gotta pay tax and then the kick money disappears somehow and then I've gotta borrow 20 K for my mom again. <laugh>, I just wouldn't have made any progress. I've gotta be careful 'cause that's what happens. You make a lot of money, you spend it all then now you've got a massive tax bill but you don't have the way to make the money again. That's what happens to me on YouTube also. I lost 15 K of the YouTube money. Well it's my dad's money I guess. I guess it all just counts as my money. I lost 15 k of it on stocks didn't I? Hmm hmm. It would be nice if you can just give the tax people access to your accounts and then they can just add up how much you've made and then you don't have to bother doing it yourself. That'd be nice. I've gotta cut my armpit here. It's getting so long. Uh, I don't feel good. I really hope tomorrow I feel better 'cause I want to go out. But if I feel like this still tomorrow I really shouldn't. You were planning to not have the money to pay your man back until 2030. Yeah, that's um, because of the old plan was not getting a job and only saving a couple hundred every month. Which changed to getting the Thai visa moving to Thailand. Now I don't have to move to Thailand. I can just travel there and come back here. Although moving to Thailand does seem fun. Infinity Pool gym for a thousand pounds a month. I can get a really nice place in Thailand luxury. I just move out here in November and now I've got the kick money I could pro, I could easily just live in Asia. Especially if I get the five year visa. Everything's just changed. I um, let's see. Bang, now I make more money. I can get more expensive place check in date. November 1st. November 30th. One room for me. One room for aj. I booked the Lancaster Hotel. Five star. Hmm mm The Lux Lux la proud. Wow, look at that. That's swimming pool. Pretty nice. Not very fancy though. A bit plain. Ooh. Studio with a balcony. I it looks quite nice. Service to residents. It's Will mommy ever be repaid? Depends if this kick thing lasts. Try my best to stream every day. Boss mention, I dunno what she's asking for. I blocked her. Hmm. Yeah I guess for a thousand a month get a pretty nice place that we'd need to look it up. Oh, tired. Any word from me? Not, no. Oh the British girl replied. She says she's 23. Why? She takes so long to reply. The British girl says 23. Okay, what do I say now? What part of the UK are you from? Should I ask? Are you single too? She said, are you are, do you have a girlfriend? I said No, I'm single now. Are you also single at the moment? Yeah. She knows my channel. She watches my videos. We're gonna make love 23 kind of young though. She's 13 years younger than me. Yeah. Got a new British girl. She said, hi Dan, I love your videos. Do you have a girlfriend at the moment? I said No. I said, where do you live? She said, uk. And I said, how old are you? She said 23. She said, hi Dan. I love your videos. You're so cute. She definitely likes me. I think I go in hard with blunt brute force. I just say, when do you wanna meet a streamer? She probably watched like one video. <laugh>. She probably watched like two videos like a Turkish girl did. Otherwise she would know that I'm talking about her Turkish girl watched that one video about social anxiety that I made in 2017. Fresh meat. Hmm. It would be inconvenient if I meet her. And then we fall in love and now I've gotta tell Crip, sorry I got a girl already <laugh>. I feel like I don't really want, I don't care if this doesn't work 'cause I feel bad if I reject crypt again for a third time. The skill's pretty cute though. This bit keeps sticking up. I wait. If she watched me in 2018, that means she was 15 years old. That's weird. It it is not that I choose other girls over Crips. It's just that the other girls make me choose and they tell me I can't meet them if I meet Crips. So I say, oh okay. I won't meet crypts. I won't meet Crip then. And okay. Just like I won't make YouTube videos again. Just like my new haircut. I did it myself. Very good. I, yeah, the problem with early twenties girls is high flake risk. And even if they meet still higher chance, there's no sex. Even after meeting, like the German girl came to my hotel room and she just wasn't interested in having sex and then she left. So they can still mess you about I think the younger they are, the higher the chances they mess you about. They also get spooked more easily. So if you meet and it's kind of awkward, they get spooked. Whereas an older girl won't get spooked as easily and should have better social skills. Damn. 2000 a month. Look at this place. Two bedroom apartment. Oh looks nice. Look at this. I I've got sofa, tv, table, kitchen, swimming, pool green three nine. Daniel already thinks he can get mean about Why not? I'm better looking than Edwin. Come on. You don't think I'm better looking than Edwin when I look like this? I'm way better looking than Edwin. And then if Edwin's so good looking then why does she dump him? Yeah, exactly. But I've got more girls than Edwins had on his YouTube channel. How many girls have I got on my YouTube channel? Way more. He's only had one and he didn't even get her through YouTube. He got her because she was uh, I am Sears' ex-girlfriend and he basically just stole her from him. Edwin's not had any goals from YouTube. I've had like 20, so I'm probably better looking at Edwin two bedroom house. Ooh. Uh, no windows. Looks like a prison. Oh it looks like a prison. No thanks. If I'm paying that much money, I want an amazing view. I Oh yeah. Look at this one. Hmm. They all kind of look the same don't they? A bit boring. I I want a cool place with a view. Daniel and AJ have one thing in common. They say boring or not. Do they, does she I never noticed it. I, I can't see the other side of my head. I can't see out the other side a bit troubling or cut it blind. No. Me and AJ are just friends hanging out to do some streams for you guys and maybe do some weed. Why is it discord annoying? What are they saying now? Well I only went to a hotel with Sunny 'cause she pulled the trigger and asked me to, otherwise he would've just been friends. So if we meet as friends and then the girl changed her mind. Um, it's up to her really isn't it? <laugh> arguing about my money. Wow. When you get money, everyone wants a piece, don't they? I mean I asked Sonny if she wanted to go to hotel and she said no. And I, I left it at that. But then she, she reopened the offer by providing a counter offer to which I said okay. She said everyone thinks we are sleeping together anyway so you might as well do it as her words. Sonny's words. She said the whole sub thing. We we're banging anyway and they're calling me homewrecker anyway so we might as well just do it. I need a financial manager. I will pay you a $100 a year for financial advice. I am just so thirsty all day. Oh do I think Sunny still looks? Hmm. Dunno. I'd say no. She would have to be insane to be lurking still. Imagine she's getting all jealous with my new girls. Why am I drinking from a bowl? Because I got fed up going to the kitchen to fill this glass up over and over. Hmm. I feel so thirsty from my sun stroke yesterday and my sunburn, my face looking really bad. Not feeling good. I feel tired. Low on energy the whole day. Feel like a zombie. I'm surprised I could even manage to start today's dream stream. My hairline is not receding. Just go back to a video five years ago, measure my forehead and now measure my forehead. Now it's not changed. Look, it's the same as it's always been. It was just reaching. It's not receding. That's how it's always been. Look, if it's always been like that, how has it receded? Receding. It means it started off here and now it's there. If it all was always there in the first place, it hasn't moved. I go to my old videos and look at my hairline. It's exactly the same. It's talking rubbish. Yeah. I do have a big forehead. Even when I was a teenager my stupid friends were making fun of me of it because we are riding bicycles and the wind blew my hair up like that and they went, oh Daniel's foreheads so big. And I was like, no it's not idiot. Look it's this. My forehead this big and it's that big. Your yours the same. I measured it with my fingers. I literally measured my forehead and compared it to their forehead. And it was the same size. Just 'cause they never saw my forehead before. 'cause I always had a fringe. So the one moment when the wind blew it and they saw it for the first time, they were like, oh don't forehead shut up. That's what people like when they've never seen something and then they see it for the first time. It comes as a surprise. I you meant to say something back. What? Like oh, big forehead means big dick. Bigger the forehead, the bigger the dick. Just how your mom enjoys it. I, I just get triggered when people tease me and I want to prove them wrong. I've always been like that TB was taking flack this morning. He's on Discord now. Yeah, but he's completely missing the point again. He said, I said it's a waste to give his water company 20 pounds for free a month instead of giving them a proper reading. Yeah. But he said I was scared to phone them. I'm not scared. I just, I can't be bothered over 20 pounds. And then he said there's no new content and then I just list off all the new content like driving, going out Beach cliff, kit Hill. And then he said, oh, so those places on loop then? No, I didn't say I was gonna go there over and over and over again. I was just going there a few times to test out the gear and then when the gear is sorted, we're gonna go to new places. I already explained all this and then this guy says if I was Daniel, I'd focus on growing viewership, not brain dead marathon streaming. Okay. How do I grow viewership while go in London and then beat people up? Come on then. Where's the genius idea to grow my viewership. Don't you think that if I knew how to grow my viewership I would be doing it And the fact that I'm not growing it is 'cause I don't know how to fucking grow it. Idiot. Like he thinks I'm choosing voluntarily to not grow my viewership. Like I'm sitting there thinking, Hmm, what should I do? Hmm. Grow my viewership or just sit here cutting my hair. I think I'll cut my hair. Of course I would choose to grow the viewership if I knew how to fucking do it. Fucking moron. Obviously I dunno how to grow it. That's why I'm not doing anything to grow it. Yeah, I'm triggered. Or if I was Daniel, I'd focus on growing my viewership. That's like me saying, oh, if I was the UK I'd focus on regrowing the British Empire and taking over the world again because we were so rich when we did that. I don't understand why the UK doesn't conquer the world again. Uh, 'cause they don't have the ability to do it anymore. You don't bug me. How brain dead are these people? Of course I'd like to grow my viewership. I don't know how dumbass dumb idiot dumbass. And then this idiot saying a guest people would love to see him doing new stuff. I am doing new stuff. I went driving and I went to the beach in Kit Hill and the Cliffs. That's pretty new. And we did EDM car drive. We were waiting on some new girls to do content. 'cause that's the only content that matters really. Everything else is just filler in between the girls. We're waiting on the girls. That's where the content is. What do they think I should do or what I'm gonna do? Like go to Brighton Harbor and I'm gonna interview the pensioners about life in England. Fuck up. Who do you think I am? Bloody Chris. Broad. You should know what to expect right now. I don't talk to people, uh, don't like doing things that are outside my comfort zone unless it's extreme walking and don't talk to people. I want you to become a better person. Okay, that's nice. Thanks. How's that gonna help me though? I want you all to stop saying stupid things. I don't know why Daniel doesn't grow his audience. Well I am not gonna become a better person if people keep pissing me off. I'm just gonna get more and more angry. So if you want me to become a better person, then stop making me angry. That's all you gotta do. Stop making stupid suggestions. Stop arguing with me. Stop saying that what I'm saying is not true. And then bringing up a bunch of stupid points that don't make any sense with cherry picks. Examples people keep making me angry and then saying I'm a bad person. What do you expect? Normally I'm wrong. Name one thing I was wrong about. Yeah, you can't even name one. I see. That's what I'm talking about. I can't even name one example car setting for eight nine K. Um, well I don't think it's worth 5K. So that's why I decided not to sell it for 5K. I think its true value is eight to nine K. But the stupid dealership, people wanna rip me off so they can make a profit. And like hawk solving lag problem. It did solve the lag problem. The stream looks a bazillion times better than the previous attempt. It looks way better. What? What did you mean it didn't solve the lag problem? No, before I switched to the EE card, it was the night hawk on the cliff. In the beginning it was an all night hawk. I only switched to the EE card when I got down to the beach. Why am I returning it? Because Hmm. Well number one, I'm not returning it. I never said I'm returning it. I said I might return it 'cause I'm gonna do more testing. So wrong again if I do return it, it would be because I would just need to use the EE sim card instead of using the nighthawk. Wouldn't I? So it would be redundant. I I am wrong about the washing machine. In in what way? Tell us. When I was right I said gold would go up and reach all time new highs which you did. I said markets will reach all time new highs before tanking, which it has now. I said Tesla will make a big move up for a robax event. I said China uh, government will inject stimulus and then China markets will rally it did so. Yeah, been right a lot of times. Actually I didn't remove the screws. Yeah I didn't remove the screws 'cause there were no screws there. And the washing machine has been fine. So what do you mean? What was I wrong about? You were wrong 'cause there were no screws in the back. Just 'cause I lost thousands doesn't mean I wasn't right. I was right about my predictions. Whether I made money or lost money is irrelevant. I was still right. So you're just changing the topic now. I have made thousands in the last few years from my trades, but yeah, it's not as much as the losses in total at all. No. Even if I'm right, I'd still be in a net loss because the money I have to invest is not enough to make back what I lost. 'cause I lost a lot of money 'cause I used a lot of money to do those investments. So obviously with less money I wouldn't be able to catch up to the losses even if I was right. So again, you're wrong <affirmative>. Mm mm What do you mean I butched it? There's no fixing that. You do realize every time you see my hair it's a result of me cutting it. So it's not like this is the first time I've cut it. Yeah, maybe it won't look amazing on the first day. But after I've washed it and it's grown back a little bit, it'll even itself out. And after I do more tweaking, it'll look back to normal. The results are shit. And yet I got a wife and I've had eight girlfriends and hooked up with at least 20 girls. So obviously it doesn't matter as much as you think it does. How many girls you got, how many wives you got with your perfect professionally, your professionally cut hairstyle? How many wives has he got you? Yeah. None. Have you had dozens of girls? No. So shut the fuck up. It doesn't matter at all. No one cares if you got perfect haircut. You've got no one. I don't need anyone 'cause I'm not a weak, pathetic person who needs people. I stand on my own two feet. I'm a strong independent man. I'm my own castle. My own rock. I don't need people like a wussy like you do crying to mommy. You're like, oh mommy, I need you. You're gay. I'm a strong independent man. I don't want to need people. Why would you want to need people? That's weak. I don't need anyone. I need you to shut up. No, I don't need women. I want women. I'm perfectly fine without them. Just use Bobby Brown. Pretty much. Same as the real thing. Anyway, hair's looking good. Hmm. Dunno about dinner maybe soon. It's eight o'clock. We've got five hours left. That would take us to 1:00 AM not bad. We've done 10 hours. That's $160 already. Easy. Like taking babies, taking candy from a baby. I try and do some exercise today. I've been slacking on the biceps. Oh got a pimple <laugh>. My skin looks so orange. I don't like it. I look like an um, it never got this burned in Thailand. I don't get it. I was in the sun for about four hours max yesterday. I didn't put sun cream on in Thailand. Might prepare some dinner. I don't like putting sun cream on 'cause it makes my face look sticky and it smells funny. I feel like my face is like a dried paper mash. It feels sub goal is moving fast. Yeah. People can't wait to see me bankrupt. I haven't even made a video to put out on YouTube to tell everyone I'm live and I've got pretty good numbers. Maybe I don't need YouTube anymore. Yeah, I cut my hair today. Looks good doesn't it? People only think it's bad 'cause they saw me cut it if I went to a professional hairdresser and they did it and I came home and I said Hey guys, I've got my hair cut professionally. Everyone will say Wow Dan looks great. But you're only saying it looks bad 'cause you know that I cut it. You wouldn't be able to tell if I one day I'm gonna trick you all. I'm gonna get it cut at a hairdresser and I'm gonna pretend I cut it myself and I bet you anything you guys are still gonna say it looks shit. And then I'll say hat fool you. 'cause actually I paid for it to get cut and you still thought it looked shit so you're biased. You don't think it looks shit because I cut it. You just think it looks shit because it doesn't look cool like a fade or whatever stupid hairstyle you think looks cool. But I will never get the hairstyle that you like. I'll prove to you that you only dislike my hairstyle. Not 'cause it's cut badly by me but because it's a hairstyle that you dislike, I'll prove it to you. Hi. Kajima has the same haircut and no one ever gives him shit for his haircut. Caleb, the financial guy has the same glasses. No one ever gives him shit for his glasses. But you guys always say my glasses look bad, my hair looks bad when other people have the same stuff and no one ever says their stuff looks bad. I think my hair cutting skills pretty good and my hair looks good and I think my glasses look nice. You can't convince me otherwise. Oh God. I think we made some food now my face feels so stiff like I can't, it feels so stiff. I dunno why like I've had Botox. It feels so dry as well. I should have got some moisturizer. What if I put the lube on my face? Now I have ee. Would I take us fishing? Hmm. I don't know. Probably not. Yeah, the EE sim card was amazing. I couldn't believe how strong the signal was. It destroyed the Nighthawk. Nighthawk was struggling to get a Vodafone signal at the coast. It was getting a better signal than without the nighthawk but the AE just destroyed it. The video quality of the stream on the beach looks like I was just filming a vlog. Looks so good. Didn't even need Nighthawk to be honest. Could just used sim card. I all I needed was an EE SIM card. Don't need Nighthawk. That's why I'm thinking of sending Nighthawk back. Yeah. I dunno why the phone was saying LABA even though it was ee. 'cause if lab was strong then why was Vodafone weak if they share the same towers? Because I put EE in sim card one and I put LABA in sim card two slot and I chose SIM card one for data. But on IRL pro it said sell labra. That doesn't make any sense. But why would Labra be strong if Vodafone was weak? If they're both using Vodafone towers. So it had to be EI think it was just IRL Pro. Pro glitching. I, no, I did bad tv. He just triggered me this morning. He claimed that I wasn't making new content when I was. I am. I'm just not making, talking to people content and I never will. I'm not bold and bankrupt. Mm-hmm <affirmative> What? AJ's not in Indonesia, she's in New Zealand but she likes going there for holiday but she said she's never been to Thailand and she wants to go. I said I'll show her around because I said I planned to be in Thailand around November. Yeah, I told you his haircut thing is a multi-day process. It's like forging a weapon at a blacksmith's forge. It doesn't take a couple hours. It's like a trimming a bonsai tree. It takes a long time so you get it just right but when you get it just right it looks good. Oh I feel kind of sick. Like motion sick. Oh. Oh God. Is it dehydration? Oh maybe I got heat stroke yesterday. Oh that does feel nice. I can feel it in my brain. Maybe I have a beer. Oh my face feels weird. Maybe I have some food feel lightheaded. My lips feel slimy. I feel bad. Uh, my stomach hurts. Huh? Move up pee and then make food. I feel weird. Ah, just feel lightheaded. This breast is girl takes so long to reply. It's really annoying. Okay. Uh, food will park me up. Dead animals. I shall eat the dead animal. New British girl looks like, looks like that. I think she's cute but she's a bit young. 23. She lives in the UK though so would be convenient. But she's probably still in like that phase. Experimental phase. Uh, I don't tend to do well with young girls. Arms don't have a lot of great. Hmm. P was young. I guess she was fine here. It was early twenties originally when I met her. Run out some spring onion. That is frozen ball. I don't want ball. No. Um uh, I feel bad. I think yesterday really fucked me up. I thought going out in the sun is good for you. The house. Oh, lesson learned. Going out is always bad. I feel so dead. I wish I had some miso soup. That'd be nice. Hmm. Everybody wants. Everybody wants everybody. Mm. She down to me. Damn. I only found this popping. I've got like 12 new subs. A bunch of people bought the $25 message as well. About $300. Invest in my butthole guaranteed gains. Okay? Mm-hmm <affirmative> a book with free with the car. Your dinner is served. Oh, where's my light? It's a big hole. My face feels like it is drooping off my skull. Like a melted jelly bean. Uh, it is not piping hot. Hmm. Oh her pork's so good. I think my number one dish is the pork cutlet and make it really nice. Mm mm-hmm <affirmative>. Um, no. Hmm. I've gotta catch up here. I don't understand why the ketchup comes out as a liquid first before it comes out as source. It comes out as water. Hmm. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Maybe I shouldn't exercise today. Uh um, uh, hello? Okay. I hope the raw cabbage doesn't make my stomach feel weird. Okay. Where's my tripod? How many hours left? Four. Getting there. Getting there. Okay. What we talking about? Okay. Okay. Hmm. Okay. Eyes on the money. Time to lock in 1,200 pounds by July 2nd. Get my switch to money back four oh pounds. Hmm. How's my mom doing? No idea. I would hurt a single thing. I no I haven't heard anything about that. It's all being very quiet on the DM fronts. No girls sub to mean bell. Why? To get her attention. Did you sub, does she have any nudes? What's she got? I might check out the leaks later. I can't imagine her like fingering herself or showing her butt. Most girls don't do that on OnlyFans unless they're really dj. She must be like early thirties by now. Orange. Good for um, dehydration. I uh uh oh. I bit into the pip. I hate it when that happens. I don't think I can do exercise today. I think it'd be bad for my thickness. I think I need to rest. Hmm. Just don't feel a hundred percent. I think I slept seven hours today. I might have another kick out. What happened in Discord? I don't know. They're like having a whinge fest about social anxiety. 'cause I didn't wanna buy a sausage <laugh>. Kind of sad, right? They think I'm scared to talk to people. I'm not scared. I just don't really wanna do it. I drank loads of water, about half a bucket of water. I went to the Toyota maybe 12 times. Yeah, I have three meals today. I had big breakfast and then pot noodle Kit Kats for lunch yesterday. I was so hungry. I can't believe I had two of the pork loins. I, well where do I get electrolytes from? What about jasmine tea? Do I ever eat ramen? No. I eat that sober more. The dipping noodle. They sell ramen as well. But I prefer the sober, the skimming uh, sugar water. Isn't that what Kit Kat is? It's got sugar and then this is water. Too bad they don't sell Pari sweat here. Have you seen that guy on Instagram called Jeremiah Miller? I think I talked about it last time. He's funny. He kept getting told off in Japan 'cause he rides around on a hoverboard singing songs. He's got a speaker in his backpack and a mic <laugh> and then he gets told off by the security guards. People do some strange things don't they? Yeah. Jeremiah Miller. Imagine being a kid like a Japanese kid and you see you've never seen a Gagen before and then that's your first time seeing one <laugh>. You think? Wow. Gagens are all crazy wacky people. Just like in the anime, he gets shoved by this fat little short Japanese guy who gets mad at him. Japanese people are rude. How am I feeling? I feel better now. I've had food. I was feeling a bit dizzy and lightheaded but I feel a lot better now. I just feel like my body's condition is very sensitive to if I've eaten or drunk enough. It's weird. Usually I could go hours without eating. Not really be bothered by being hungry. But now I feel like if I don't eat, oh God, I've got a splitting headache. I just, I can't believe a couple hours walk on the cliffs has gotten me into this state. There's really nice weather. Wonder what earnings gonna be like tonight. I had decent viewership. 130 ish. 140 ish At some point I wouldn't say the tan's nice. I look orange almost. My face looks awful. My face looks like being stung by bees or something. Maybe I'll take one of my multivitamins. No, hopefully I feel better tomorrow we could go out. I'm not sure. I have to see how I feel tomorrow. I should try and sleep more like 10 hours. It's just, I've been so excited to wake up and go live. I do six, seven hours sleep and I feel like I want to get up, start making money stream, playing a video game. 'cause I go really quiet when I play games. I can't game and talk at the same time and I don't play anything anyway. I really don't game. I was doing a few hours Mario Kart World for a bit. The only game I could think of is maybe Rainbow Six because you don't really have to think why would I dehydrate myself head from Sonny? Hmm. I don't know. I feel like I'd rather ban Crypt, try something new. Kay Bug said she would still meet me even if I have sex with Crypts. So I could have sex with Crypts and then meet Kbu afterwards and then go to Thailand. Meet aj. I really don't think this British girl is gonna lead to anything. She just seems like a flake already. She seems like cake. Exactly like cake vibes says Oh how you doing? I really like you. And then you try and get something to happen. Nothing happens. But about the debt repayments. Um hmm. Maybe sell the stocks soon. I wonder what happens next week, next. I feel like July is usually very good for the markets. But has the market already peaked maybe early? Yeah, I've got my kick money a couple nights ago. Got 730 pounds. Next kick pay is on the 2nd of July. Should be getting about 1,300 pounds based on current rates. 1,200 pounds. Pretty nice. Although it all go straight away to rent. Electricity, Ikea loan, some other payments. Yeah, I get paid weekly. That's pretty nice. I get paid weekly more than what I get paid monthly on YouTube. It's pretty nice. I just made a kick account. Oh welcome. Did you have to wait an hour to comment? What are my interests apart from shagging? Hmm. I like making content. I like it when there's something happening and I can make content about it. Yeah, making videos is boring when you've got no content. But when I've got content I love it. You know like a new girl to meet new country to move to something to get the gears going. It's like when you play golf, you gotta aim for the hole. It's like that. If there's no hole to aim for, you've got nothing to whack your ball at. You always need a hole to aim for to try and land as close as you can to it. It gives you a reason to travel forwards. Life is a lot like golf in that way. Imagine, try and play golf without any hole. Where are you gonna whack the ball to? Just in any, any random direction. The hole gives you purpose and direction in life. Life's about a lot of holes isn't it? Holes make up. Basically everything we do. You put food in a hole, you squeeze it out of another hole, you wanna put your thing in a hole. It's all about holes really. You came out of a hole and then in the end you would get put into a hole. What was that? How come he's back on Crypts not Moon. Uh, I liked Moon. I thought she was cool but she started to get very, hmm, very bossy about Crypt telling me to ban her and stuff. And I got a bit fed up. So basically I ghosted Moon stopped talking to her because I couldn't be bothered because I don't wanna ban Crips. She's fun in the chat. People like her. So if I ban all the interesting people, this channel's gonna be so boring. Crips brings a lot of value. Plus Crypts would be way better content than Moon. So I don't wanna ban uh, crypts and I don't wanna be told to ban people. I so I've got a bit annoyed. Can we go out for seafood? I don't like seafood unless, do you think fish and chips counts as seafood? I don't think fish counts as seafood, it's just fish. Seafood is like oysters and mussels and weird stuff. Crypt scared off another girl. The problem is Moon wouldn't let me meet Crypt. Moon tried to fight off Crypt but Crypt was stronger and then Moon tried to get me to ban her and said, yeah, Crips definitely a girl. I've seen all her bits. She let me inspect the goods and she spread the cheeks wide for the body inspection. No, we didn't FaceTime. I can't be bothered. I know obviously people look different 'cause photos are very edited or people take the best angles and in real life they look kind of different. I thought she said she was dating Daniel. Well Moon, well people were saying are Moon and Daniel together And I just said yes, she's my new girl. But I guess Moon took that as I'm announcing everyone to everyone that she's my girlfriend. I was just jesting like how I called Tomko my new girlfriend, uh, how I called single mother, woman, my new girlfriend. Yeah, everyone's my new girlfriend. You're my new girlfriend. We're all girlfriends. I'm your girlfriend. I don't really take it seriously like oh, T hero's my wife. Look where that ended up. Yeah, that's why people got mad at me 'cause I announced that Tom Crow is my girlfriend. She was in the chat and everything and then I basically just slept with a bunch of Japanese women before meeting Tomko. So they all said, oh, you cheated on your girlfriend. And I was like, I haven't even met her yet. How is she my girlfriend? Calm down. Dunno what happened to Tom. I, I talked to her in 2023. I was complaining to her about how my life has gotten boring. And she was saying, um, you're still young. You can still have an interesting life. She said, look at me. I'm 40 something. I'm having a great life. Apparently she's banging some foreigner again. She said that she met him through my channel. So some viewer of mine is banging to, and I don't even get a thanks. I wonder if she banged Kto. Does Kto still post videos? The newest test is kind of ugly. What's that? The issues are so sharp looking. I don't know if that's true or a third question, but my answer honestly, I don't know. And the reason I don't know is because I just hold this button here and the car just goes ahead and drives itself boring. Self-driving is really not interesting. He made a video eight days ago. Oh wait, that's not him. This is Unfitting key. What's that? Where's his channel gone? Oh, con, he made a video five months ago and two years ago. Jesus. That was two years ago answering dear, 30-year-old me. I wonder if people still comment on his videos. It's just a swinging pendulum. What's the point of that? Well, why film that and post it? Where is the point? Remember Daniel Lord, back in the good old days, you both should reconnect. I'd love that a bit. A lot of viewers would. I didn't until I had a nostalgic scroll through my channel and saw all the terrible people in the comments law. And let's bring back Tomko <laugh>. So, so this is a lie, but yes. Yes. I still, what was that? There was a quote from, uh, what was the book? Isn't that my viewer Chuck Snead hiding my room edits. Hmm. Where's my switch to see in the box? Ready to go. Do you think rubbing baby lotion on my face would be a good idea? Let me ask ai. Hey Daniel. I got bad sunburn on my face and it's very red. Should I rub baby lotion on my face? Baby Lotion can be soothing, but make sure it doesn't have any perfumes or harsh chemicals. You might want to opt for alle vera gel or a specific after sun lotion for better relief. Keep it moisturized and stay out of the sun for a bit. How's it feeling now? It feels kind of dry it. My skin feels kind of tight, I think. Got it. Tightness often means it's dehydrated. Keep moisturizing gently and drinking plenty of water. If it gets worse. Consider seeing a healthcare professional. But are you sure putting baby lotion on it is a good idea. It should be safe as long as it's gentle and fragrance free. Baby lotion is designed for sensitive skin, so it's unlikely to irritate. Just make sure to avoid anything with harsh chemicals or strong fragrances. If it still feels too dry or uncomfortable, maybe consider consulting a pharmacist or a doctor. How's your skin feeling now? So baby lotion is a moisturizer. Exactly. It's a type of moisturizer. Usually mild and soothing. Perfect for delicate skin. Just make sure to choose one that's free from irritants, like alcohol or strong fragrances. But I've been using it for lube. That's a good sign. If it's been helping then it should be fine. No, I use it as loop. Got it. If it's been helpful so far, it should continue to soothe and moisturize. Yeah, but I use it when I bang my sex. Do Sorry. Can we change the subject? Oh, you boring bastard. Sorry. Can we change the, should I put the baby lotion on my face? It can't hurt to try, can it? I dunno what you guys are talking about. There's always some random conflict going. Well, at least I get money. I guess so. I keep on talking. I'll just do my own thing. Why is it so dark? Huh? How does it look? It feels so dry in my face. Uh oh. It feels so orderly now. It baby ocean. Ah, feels gross. Uh, I look like I'm oiled up for the oven. Like a Turkey. Ready for the roast. Oh. Oh. My skin will be nice and crispy if you roast me. I'm ready for the roasting. Mm. It feels nice. Now the camera angle. <laugh>. Who come around? This one. Oh well my face is gross. Oh, does my skin look nicer now? I'm hydrating my skin. That's why it's oily. How did I get burned so badly? Uh, I went to the beach yesterday. I walked around for four hours 'cause I enjoyed it so much. I was on the cliffs of summer. Lee. A beach. I don't have <inaudible>. I've only got baby, baby lotion. Yeah. I didn't even think it was that sunny. That's why I wasn't worried. It was, it was like cloudy and sunny. Not pure sun. So I didn't think I had to worry. Now look at me. I got tomato and I feel sick. I mean look, the color of my chest, my shoulder, it's insane. Look, this is like white and this is all brown. Oh my God. Look. Look at the color difference. Look at my neck as well. Oh, how many weeks Until my skin goes back to normal and I'm planning to do more IRL. That's the whole point. I've got the night hawk, but I'm just gonna go brown and get heat stroke again. Maybe I send night hawk back and I stay inside. But I want to go out tomorrow. I go. That was the whole point of getting the night walk. Bet you wish I put the skin filter back on now don't you? That's what you get for whining about my skin filter. Here are no skin filter. Are you happy now? <laugh> So ugly. I think I cut my hair pretty well. Looks good. Oh God, I look terrible. Jesus Christ. Oh God. Oh God. In my haircut. I think it's not bad for the first date. Gonna make tweaks and adjustments over the coming months and then it'll grow into itself. Especially after I have a shower. And reset. Reset the style. I should have brought my hat. <laugh> should pull my hat. <laugh>. I do not look good in a hat. I need a bigger one. It's too small for my head. I look like there's the Japanese school kids with the yellow cap. You know this, they go on a school trip and there's loads of them wearing a yellow hat. Oh yeah. I've got these. This is one. I haven't tried them. Someone got me these but they're too embarrassing to put on. But I never put them on. I don't know why they got me these. When am I supposed to use them? You can barely see it. I dunno how you're supposed to put it on there. These are the better. I don't know. Someone got me these. I dunno how you're supposed to put it on. What's my address? Um, I need to pee. It's a hole in the air. How do my skin get so bad? I went on the beach yesterday and the cliffs and it wasn't even really sunny. It was just cloudy. Cloudy and partially sunny. The sunny got me again. Revenge of the sunny. Now I look awful. Look at my skin difference to my shoulder. Oh look. Look at that exactly where my t-shirt was. Oh God. Look at my neck. Am I gonna meet up with northern girl? She doesn't talk much. It's hard. It's like getting blood out of a stone. She took all day to answer my question. How old are you? And then I said, are you single? And she didn't even read it. So I probably gotta wait another the whole day to find out. And now I feel like my shoulders actually kind of hurt. Like they feel sore. The skin. Look on my neck. Oh my nice pale skin cooked. I look cooked. But the top of my ear, it's still pale because it was under the hair. Mm. It's so drippy. This oil. The baby oil is to hydrate the skin 'cause it's dry as fuck. Sick and tired. It's dry as fuck. Well I asked ai, he said it's a good idea. Love to see you get oiled up. Then join my own fans. 'cause I literally oil up my bum and then I get fucked by my dildo. Sounds like you were like that. My bum looks great when I oil oiled it up. My buttocks were shining glistening. Like a roast Turkey about to be roasted. Oh, what's new? So I put the baby lotion on my sunburn face. Uh, is that a good idea and should I leave it on all night? It's trental. So it's a decent option for soothing the burn. Leaving it on overnight should help keep your skin moisturized. If it's comfortable, go for it. But if irritation occurs, rinse it off. How's it feeling now? It feels oily. That's normal with some lotions. If it's too oily, you might try a lighter non-G greasy moisturizer. If it's uncomfortable, consider washing it off and applying something else. How's the sunburn looking now? Looks very brown and orange. Sounds like it's pretty irritated. Keep moisturizing and stay out of the sun to let it heal. If it gets worse or you are worried, consider seeing a healthcare professional. I was, I was planning to go outside tomorrow. You're saying I shouldn't go outside tomorrow. If you can, it's better to avoid direct sun until your skin heals. If you must go out, wear protective clothing and use a high SPF sunscreen. Your skin's more vulnerable right now. Take care. I've got, I've got SPS 30 sun cream. Is that good enough? That should help. SPS 30 offers decent protection but try to reapply every two hours. Especially if you're sweating or swimming, it's still a good idea to stay in the shade and cover up to avoid further irritation. Anything else you need help with? What if it's cloudy? Even with clouds, UV rays still reach your skin. It's best to apply sunscreen and take precautions like staying. Well don't you think it's stupid that we live in a planet where we're constantly bombarded by UV rays and out of all of the animals in the world, we decide to go furl us and now we're exposed to getting sunbird. Don't you think that's so stupid? It's a curious twist of evolution for sure. Humans adapted to different environments. And though being, what do you mean different environments? We live in the same environment as all the other animals. And they all have fur. They don't get sunburn do they? We do live on the same planet. But humans inhabit a wider range of environments compared to most animals. We adapted with technology and clothing but lost the fur. Some animals do get sunburned like pigs or dolphins, but they have their own ways of coping. It's a unique challenge for us for sure. Well don't you think it'd be better if we had fur on our face? It might have its perks, like natural protection against the elements. But it had come with downsides too. Like overheating and maintenance. Humans evolved with a different set of advantages like the ability to sweat. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let me stop you there. Mm-hmm <affirmative> It's pronounced. Advantages. Ah, advantages. Got it. Thanks for the correction. Yes. Good boy. Well always happy to learn even if it means being a good boy. What's next on your mind? Why does he say it like a northern advantages? It's a advantages. Gotta train him. Speak proper English. Why does he say last and advantages like a northern person. How would an American say advantages in an American accent? It would be like advantages. <laugh> Americans would sound so funny if they said it like that. And ridges admin. Remember when the whole server turned against moon as well? I was thinking, oh no stop. Everyone's gonna hate you and then you are gonna blame me for not defending you like Sonny did. Sonny basically made people hate her. And then she blamed me for not defending her when I wasn't doing anything what they're supposed to. I did try to tell people to stop calling her fat. I knew if people kept calling her fat, she wouldn't want to be in the videos anymore. She kept saying, oh it's winter I'm wearing baggy clothing or I've got a big bum. What to expect if I've got a big bum means I'm gonna be thick. And I was like, yeah, you look fine. They think everyone's fat. They advantage <laugh>. And this is when you do an American voice. You gotta make it more nasally like advantage like that. You sound more American. Daniel. Yo Daniel. Yo dare <laugh> dude. Oiled up. Nice. Yeah, I noticed Korean women have very deep voices compared to Japanese women. Have you noticed that? They're like oh, very low tone. Oh, shiny face. Hmm. Yeah. I put the switch two in the box there. UPS coming on Monday to take it. I want my 400 pounds back. I don't really use it. And I think if I'm gonna travel, I don't really want to put it in my backpack and weigh me down and then not even use it. What's that? Oh wow. Thanks. I have ordered you a gel now for your Amazon delivery tomorrow. Oh wow. Thanks so much. Can you get me a wig as well? I'm feeling feminine. Maybe I'll do some makeover streams. If the switch is going back, can I close the prediction? Hmm. There's still a chance I might change my mind. You never know unless we can come up with a new prediction to replace it with. Now I dunno if I should go out tomorrow. If it's gonna be bad for my skin. I wanted to go to the reservoir. But if I put sun cream on, she'd be fine. Shouldn't it wear a hat? Mm. I don't like wearing hats. And the only hat I have is too small. Someone sent me this hat. I look like Ash Ketchum. I look like a 10-year-old boy when I wear a cap. Yeah. I definitely did not buy it for myself. For those who hate Trump blood bucket would not be pleased. Put their ears over the cap. <laugh> where it gone. I wanna be the very best. How about that? It barely fits my head. No I don't have a big head. It's just the cap's. Small. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative> I look like a Japanese school boy. Yeah. If it was a yellow cap. I look like those little school kids spent two hours cutting his hair. Yeah. Do you like my new hair? I trimmed it. Cut it down to silence. Look at the back. I think it looks good. I thinned out the back Lloyd's. It looks better. I How'd you know Sonny's still here. Highly doubt it. Imagine Sonny's like a hater shit. Talking to the other girls. <laugh> face touching Shroom. Why no AJ emoji? Hmm. Well you kind of only get to become an emoji if you're a hiding my room girl. Which requires certain criteria to be met. And I feel like Crypt has already kind of met them at this point. What has Crypts done that AJ has not what? Uh, sent me nudes I guess. And say that she wants to fuck me to graduate. To become the high my room girl and have your very own emote is the greatest honor. You can join the hall of fame one day you might be gone and you might hate me, but you'll be forever remembered and spam in the chat as an emoji. The greatest on Why is your acne so strong? I don't have any acne. Where's the acne? Okay, I've got one there. I've got one here. That's it. Tira and Faster had worse. Tira is getting acne as well. At age 38. Pay off credit card to stock money. You might do just Tesla tanked 10%. I want my money back. Russell 2000 hasn't moved. And Barrett Gold is also tanking. So I don't really want to sell. It would get acne as well. She usually got it around her lips here. Some say it's herpes, but I disagree. Oh hey <inaudible>. <laugh> Baby oil on the tongue. Uh, no. Uh, how is baby oil anyway? Is it made out of babies? It's like chicken stock. Oh, parafin liquid Isopropyl pate. Wow. Sounds so natural. Got Baby Oil Johnson's. Oh yeah. A face massage. Who is Sonny? Who do you think is Sonny? I don't see it. Sucker is sunny. How do you know what the body looks like? Do you think Sunny was bluffing when she said she reported me to the police? Because I haven't heard anything from the police. You would think after three to four months if they took the report seriously, they would've dropped by. I think she made it all up. I think she wrote it with ai. It read something like a sexual harassment and stalking file has been submitted to the Devon Police. It just sounded like it was written by ai. I think she's bluffing 'cause I've been talking about her non stuff and nothing happened. Didn't even get a letter. All I said was she's annoying. How? I can't even say someone's annoying without getting in trouble. Stop being annoying. Yeah, when they can't do the, I'm gonna break up with you threat. And they feel like, oh I can't actually control him anymore. They resort to the police don't they? Because I mean I What you do can't break up with me again. So now you've got no control and you don't like it. 'cause now my un unfiltered thoughts are coming out 'cause I don't care anymore. But when I did care I would've kept them to myself. But you pushed me over the itch. Hmm. I am trying to seduce my female viewers with my sexiness <laugh>. Mm. Nice teeth. Thanks. I grew them myself. I grew them in my head and then they came out into my mouth. Did you know the teeth start off up here and then they drop down. So when you have your baby teeth in your mouth, the adult teeth that they're like up here in your skull and then they come down to replace the baby teeth. Look up x-rays of people's. They got like teeth up here. It looks freaky. Yeah, I saw those X-ray photos. They have teeth all in the middle of their face. I think I've got maybe a wisdom tooth but that hasn't come out yet. That's gonna be fun. 'cause I'm pretty sure my dad, he got, he had his fourth wisdom tooth come out not too long before he died. 'cause I remember he was saying he was going to the dentist to get it pulled and he was like 60. And when my wisdom tooth came out, it was one of the most painful things in my whole life. I couldn't open my mouth, I couldn't eat. I had to suck through a straw. It was so painful. So I got that to look forward to. I've only got three wisdom teeth. Maybe the other one just forgot to exist. No Sunny's. Dad's not in jail. Who says Mm more baby oil? I better not wake up tomorrow with loads of spots. Well this is what baby oil's for. It says on the bottle. Um, protects delicate skin from dryness hypoallergenic ideal for baby massage. Locks in double moisture. It doesn't say don't put on your face. Did I wash my face first? Oh no. No. Uh <laugh>. This is gross. <laugh>. I bet your dad bit rate's low now. Yeah. I don't know about getting the S 25 ultra. You would not want to see this in 50 megapixels. This is 12 megapixels. You wanna see this in five times more megapixels. <laugh> baby oil. A SMR face massage. Best content on kick. Hmm. Oh God. What the hell are you guys talking about? I'm gonna have to time you all out. Okay. I'm timing out the troll. It's getting boring. It's not even funny. I'm plugging up the chat with spam. I timed out the uh, suck on a something sucker three Omega-3. Know some edge Lord. Trying to troll everyone. He was trolling the uh, Bella box guy earlier. There's a lot of trolls probably from the Ed case that been joining recently trying to disrupt the chat. The problem is the chat's been so dead. I've had no choice but to allow it. Let him back again. He's back again. Joined straight away. Too bad. You gotta wait an hour before you can start chatting. Yeah, I think we make some good money today. Even though I didn't do anything. You're rubbing more stuff in your paw. Oh yeah. I'm trying to get the oil deep in the skin to moisturize it. Isn't that the whole point? Put some on my bum bum. But it feels nice. I haven't had a face massage since I broke up with my tie girlfriend. She used to give nice face massages. She'd go like this with her thumb. She'd go like that. Nice. Oh yeah. What about the pillow? When I go to bed, should I wash it off before going to bed? Oh no. Well the bed's already covered in oil anyway from my bobby session. How often do I wash the sheets or once every two months? <laugh>. I should probably wash them again soon. 'cause it's covered in baby oil. It's just, I can't 'cause it keeps raining every day. I think it's uh, cloudy tomorrow. I think Monday it's sunny. I might do a bunch of laundry then. Laundry string. Yay. That's the ketchup bottle. Been there since yesterday. Yeah, that's where I leave it. So when I have dinner I can easily squirt some ketchup out conveniently in the fridge. Are you sure? Ask AI <laugh>. What else is on your mind tonight? Daniel? Should ketchup be stored in the fridge? Yeah. Keep it in the fridge after opening to keep it fresh. Are you sure? Pretty sure. Refrigerating ketchup helps maintain its flavor and quality. It's not mandatory but it's a good practice. Uh, so you said it is not mandatory, correct? It's more about keeping it tasting its best. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Room temperature won't harm it but refrigerator. Exactly. It's no problem leaving it in room temperature. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative> It's safe at room temperature. Just be aware it might not stay as fresh. Tastes fine to me. Uhhuh. <affirmative>. Yeah. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Uhhuh. <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. <laugh>. Yep. Shut up. Yeah, he said it's not mandatory. He says it's fine. That room temperature just won't taste as fresh so maybe it's fine. I also don't have enough room in the fridge. There's not enough room in the fridge. So even if I wanted to while aging controlling me already <laugh> with the ketchup. If I had a bigger fridge, yeah I'd just chuck it in there. Maybe one day I'll get a bigger fridge after I got everything else I want. Got all the kick money but still can't buy a fridge. Hmm? My face is all rubbed out. Oh, it's hot. Buy me a sail. The moon outfit. Japanese made outfit. Maybe that'll boost my viewers. Get more Casey ip. No, I don't have a vacuum cleaner yet. Just got my tiny vacuum. Damn. It's hot all of a sudden. What size? I'm probably an M. I think I'd be an MI again burnt out by the all day streams. Hmm? I don't think so. It is just very boring. The days are long. The days feel very long now. Before felt like they went quicker. But the money's nice when you end the day and you've made like $260, it's all worth it. If I do this for four months, I'm gonna make probably 30,000 US dollars by Tesla. My dream of making good money by doing nothing all day has come true. I can't believe it. Dreams do come true. You gotta believe. Believe it. I literally get to sit around. Doing nothing all day for a living is actually wild. <laugh> Daniel found a way to do make 50 KA year doing nothing. <laugh>. What am I making? New emojis. Hmm. I dunno what to make them of. Who am I missing? Someone. Maybe Hong Kong guy. I don't know who else to add. I call her add sully. She's too high risk at the moment. She might come for me. Moon. No that's a bit mean. What about the other other girls? Not really that well known. It's Tom Co I guess. Cammy <laugh>. I how my mom would feel about that. I yeah, I doubt Turkish girl ever comes back but as soon as she sees the merch. Blood bucket. Blood bucket emoji. Huh? Maybe more pictures of Jira. More pics of me. Yeah. Could do. Get the ones off Discord. Yeah. I felt awful today. Felt so tired and no energy after yesterday and I drank so much water, I drank half this. Kept drinking water and still feeling thirsty. Peed about 20 times probably. What's for dinner? I already had dinner. I think it's 11. What time is it? Yeah, 11 o'clock. Yeah. My stomach hurts. Do you like the new camera angle? Keep things fresh. Hmm. You still got two hours to go? Oh my god. 10. 10 minutes and they'll get to 15 hours. They um, it would be about 1:00 AM when I finish Daniel's doing this. Five more months. Yeah. Unless I meet a girl and then we do stuff off stream. That's the only thing that would break the train. If I do five months like this, I'd make eight times five. I made $40,000. That's insane. I took the onscreen chat off 'cause that guy was spamming racist words. It's here. What would I do with $40,000? Hmm. We've gotta make content, don't we? Travel meet people who wanna stream. Well apart from paying off the debt, that's boring. What else should I do with it? Uh, I wanna do IRLI guess maybe meet goals maybe. Yeah. I don't know really. It'd just be nice to meet someone fun to stream with. And then we just do stuff like how it was like with Sunny before she went mental walk around, do stuff, get food. Holly would not be amazing. Holly would easily be getting triggered by the comments and not realizing she's getting trolled. And then she would take it all seriously and then she would use her feminists powers to fight everyone. Holly would just becomes me fighting everyone in the chat whilst getting trolled, thinking everyone's being serious. It would be pretty funny. The whole stream would just be like feminist debates. I couldn't exercise today. Had to take a rest. I think if I exercise, probably not good for my sickness and don't know if I can do pushups. I want to go trekking in the mos but now I'm scared about my sunburn. I don't wanna make it worse. I ain't realize it'd be so easy to get burned like that. Maybe I should get a hat. Hmm hmm. How about sun cream? So just AI says to stay out of the sun. I wanna go to the reservoir tomorrow. They've got a bridge over it. You can cross over it into the mos and then you can track across it. AI said no should not recommend it. <laugh> AI said no. <laugh>. Yeah. I didn't, didn't think of that one. I remember. Oh no. Maybe I shouldn't say it. <laugh> not very nice. No I shouldn't say it. No. I never got this tanned in Thailand. But I never went out for four hours in the sun. Usually just sit in the car and go to the shopping center and then go outside. When it was darker. Yeah. I was literally on the clifftops in the middle of the day when the sun's at its highest. Which was not smart. Yeah. I was on the clifftops above the beach. I trekked across them through the wind and rain. Very low cliffs. Well you wouldn't say that if you fell off them you'd die. I can't believe they just put a trail along the cliff without no fence or railings anything. Someone could trip and just roll down it and fall off and die. Kind of crazy. 'cause there was like a slope towards the edge. Who? Yeah, the people I, I pulled up at the carpark and the national trust staff member came up to my car to give me instructions. His face was like pure orange. His whole face was like pure orange. I never seen someone so orange And now look at me. He looked like an mper limpert. Surely he should put sun cream on if he works there. He was bright orange would be a lot of work to put fences all along it. Well if they started earlier than they would be done by now. It can just be like a little wooden one knee high just so you don't roll off the edge. I was scared. Look how white my chest is compared to my head. I my shoulder. Wow. The color difference is crazy. My bicep color. Uh, the raw cabbage is fermenting in my stomach. Stomach more baby oil. Okay. I think it's enough. How much are we making today? Hmm. Dunno if I get $16 an hour again, it might be just 14 or 15, who knows? But I'm aiming to do 15 hours, which should be about $240 would be pretty nice. Yeah, it's kind of dragging now. And I feel hot. Maybe I'll go thick in the conservatory. Oh I hmm. It says it's only got one Catie. Are you sure? Hmm. <affirmative>? Yeah. I am hoping I can go out tomorrow, test out the night hawk a bit more. If I feel like the night hawk doesn't really make a huge difference, I might send it back as well. <laugh>. If I stream 24 hours, $400. Hmm. Yeah, but it's a marathon, not a sprint. So I need to pace myself. I could do 24 hours but then I'd be wrecked. I wouldn't be able to treat 'em the next day. I mean it's basically, it's basically a never ending 24 hour stream apart from I I don't stream the sleeping bit 'cause I'm back. I wake up, I'm back up online almost straight away. Apart from I take an hour to have coffee and have a shower. So we're basically just doing all day now. 15, 16 hours. The money is so good. $2,000 a week. I made $2,000 in first eight days I think. But what I gotta do is just talk and do stuff. Today's stream's been 13 hours so I must have made, I I must have made $200 already. Yeah, it's not very good per hour. But if you take into consideration that I can do it all day. I wonder if I had 200 viewers, how much would that be? No, I'm not keeping money aside for tax. I'm spending it all towards debt repayment and then after I finish paying debt, I'll start saving. Surely I won't make that much money will I? Hmm. It's hard to know really if nothing goes wrong and I keep doing this for like a year, I make 80 k then yeah I would need to pay probably 20 k plus tax and then 30 K for debts. I'd only have about 30 K left over. Can still buy a Tesla model. Why <laugh> still rubbing the face. Yeah. I can't stop now. I am scared to go in the sun now. Are you sure that this is powerful enoughs P 30? Are you sure I'm gonna be strong enough? I really don't want this to happen again. N uh, well what if I get SP 32 times and rub it on twice? Won it make 60. Hey Daniel, what's new <laugh>? Hey. Hey. What's up? So is SPF 30 sun cream enough Sun for sunny days in the uk? Yeah. SPS 30 is fine for UK weather. It's good for daily wear and should cover you on sunny days. Just remember to reapply if you are out for long. What if I do a four hour trip for a four hour trip? Reapply every two hours. Especially if you're sweating or swimming. Keep that protection strong. I'm gonna trek through the mos in Devon for maybe four hours. Got it. You'll face moreland winds and sun. So reapply sunscreen, wear a hat and stay hydrated. Have fun out there. But I don't wanna wear a hat. No worries. Just be diligent with your sunscreen then Maybe sunglasses to protect your eyes. I've only got sun cream SPF 30. Is that okay? That's cool. Just make sure you reapply often. It'll keep you covered on your trek. Enjoy Devon. Wow. Thanks so much. No worries. Have an have a what? Catch you later. Why are you speaking so quickly? My bad. Just got a bit enthusiastic. I'll slow it down. Well calm down. Okay. Jesus got it. I'll slow down. All good. Slow down. What? Absolutely. I'll keep it calm. How's this pace? Even slower. Alright. Slowing it down more. Is this better? Slower. Okay, I'll go even slower. Let's take it easy. Even more slower. I'll slow down more. How's this? Speed too slow. Got it. I'll find the sweet spot. <laugh>. That's funny. You can slow down. Yeah. I don't know about this IRL stuff. If it's gonna destroy my face with the sun, I'm not so enthusiastic about it anymore. I don't know. Maybe I do nighttime IRL streams or I only go out on a cloudy day. Uh, it's so annoying isn't it? I don't gotta worry about the sun. Hmm. Getting sleepy. Uh, I'm not carrying an umbrella. It's like a woman thing to do. I don't have any monsters left. <laugh>. It's funny complaining that it rains too much now. Complaining that it's too sunny. I can't win. You look dead. Yeah. I got heat stroke and I've been dehydrated. Very tired all day. I was sunburnt really badly. I okay. Face rubbing over now for hair touching. Hair touching and exercise. Maybe I can do some dumbbells. Oh, I can't see my biceps away. Oh damn. The back of my neck, the back of my neck's all red oil up then. Biceps, <laugh>, biceps. Look a good Hey, quit, quit, quit, quit, quit. I know. I hope. I hope. Hope. I hope. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Dear, dear. Hmm. Looking good. Testing. What's the goal? With what? Of exercising? Uh, get big biceps. That's the main goal. Oh my stomach's not feel good. That cabbage. Yeah. My biceps looking good already. Look at those biceps already bulging. Look that the hell is an insertion. I oil up the belly. Oil heal. Where we have to heal. I dunno. One insertion is, uh, I've already made massive difference. My bicep looking huge than what you're talking about compared to what it used to be like. It's massive. It's like double the size. Yeah. I don't care if you were bigger when you were 14. No one gives a shit about you. It's not hard to be bigger than me. Is it when I'm not very bigs. It's saying, oh, I'm bigger than some girl 'cause I'm bigger. Well fucking done. You're bigger than a guy who's smaller than the average guy. Do you feel proud about that? Obviously you're only bigger than me because you're either average or you're bigger than average. So I don't see how it's like a flex to be bigger than someone who's below average size for a male. So that's stupid flex, isn't it? Imagine bragging about being bigger than a guy who's not the average size for a man. So stupid. It's either people saying I need to go to the gym and work out. Or people saying don't bother. 'cause it won't make a difference. 'cause you got a small frame. Oh my God, here we go again with the fucking testosterone bullshit and ban you. I I can't stand people like you, you people so annoying with your stupid testosterone steroids stuff. You're just like that guy. A band on discord talking about steroids and hormones. You're so sad. Shut up. Oh my god. I fucking stand you people. My life's better than your life. How is your okay? How is your life Better than my life? You got 10 seconds comment. I want to hear how much better your life is than mine. And if I disagree, you're bad. Yeah. Is that you can't even say one thing. You're taller than me. Oh wow. How's that better than just 'cause you're taller doesn't mean your life's better. You fucking more how you're banned band. Okay. D is Zang. You are also banned. Who's next? Yeah. Who was a donator but I don't give a fuck. He's a sad loser who donates hate comments. He can take his stupid fucking bug king money and shove it up his ass. Take your little $3 donut. Shove it up your ass prick. How about that? Fuck you bad. One guy bragging about being bigger than me and taller so he can get fucked. Imagine thinking. Just 'cause you're taller, your life's better than mine. Why don't you get go. Why don't you go and take testosterone and shove up your asshole fucking prick. Yeah. I'm putting in the work to exercise and then people trying to put me down saying don't bother. 'cause there goes a small frame. Bruce Lee's got a small frame. He's still ripped. The most annoying thing about doing the streaming thing is you've got to put up with endless amounts of fucking idiots who think they're clever doing. Doing some weightlifting is gonna make you look less skinny than doing none at all. Which is the goal really The goal. Like these idiots think I'm trying to become massive. Like huge. So then they say, oh don't bother. Oh you need steroids or shut up. I'm trying to become massive. I'm just trying to grow a little bit of muscle so I have some extra strength and feel good about my arms for them. It's like, oh if you're not trying to become massive then what's the point? 'cause I'm not trying to become massive. I'm just trying to see some growth. Yes, excise, get blood pumping. Feel good about your body. What's wrong with that? You don't need to start taking steroids and just shut up. Fucking idiot. Piss me off. Why do I have to have so many idiots following? I don't get it. So you get the most irritating people in the whole world following me. Fuck off. Go back to YouTube. They have to come follow me here to kick. Don't they piss me off. Nothing wrong. Doing a bit of strength training. Even if you're an old frail woman lifting some two kgs who help keep you active. I look so fed up. Yeah. Fed up having to deal with these stupid fucking morons all day long. Some of them are trolls and some of them are actually just fucking morons. Like the guy earlier saying, oh the main cause of channels dying on YouTube is because they take a break and neglect their channel. No they don't. It's the fucking stupidest thing I've ever heard. The reason Charles dies 'cause the content doesn't work anymore. Oh, why are so many stupid people watching me? Annoying. Uh, I had never heard so many brain dead takes in my whole life. So many stupid takes might go toilet. Why is this phone? It doesn't charge sometimes and then sometimes it does charge. Oh yeah, my face is burnt. That's why it's a funny color. Got sun burnt. I am back. Yeah. TB triggered me 'cause he keeps going on and on about social anxiety thinking I'm scared of talking to people. I'm not fucking scared of talking to people. I just, I'm not interested in it. I can't be bothered. He said he thought 'cause of the kick money it was gonna revitalize the channel. What was he expecting to like go out into the town and interview everyone or something like that? Um, I don't know. People are like getting increasingly annoying. No, I didn't say I was scared to order. I just said I don't like ordering it because it is awkward. Doesn't mean I'm scared. They kept whining about social anxiety. Like oh it gets hard. Oh but it gets easier the more you do it. Yeah. Okay. Whatever. Boo Fucking hurt. Nothing would make me want to start talking to random strangers on stream. Unless every time I did it I got like 500 viewers and I think Kick has revitalized the channel. I've done loads of stuff that I wasn't doing before. Like the cast streams completely knew the cast streams and then going to Kit Hill and the beach and they said what am I gonna go Kit Hill and the beach on the loop? No. Who said I was gonna do it on the loop? Just 'cause I've been there twice doesn't mean I'm gonna do it on the loop. Obviously I'm gonna find other places to go to. Hmm. What am I eating? It's just fuel. Fuel. Hu Black extra protein tastes horrible huh? Huh uh it tastes like chocolate without sugar or milk. But I've got a whole bag of it left so I've gotta finish it. Otherwise I'd prefer banana flavor. Banana flavor was good. TB tried to give Daniel genuine advice from his own experience. Uh, number one, I don't need advice. Advice for what? What you think. I dunno how to overcome social anxiety. Obviously you just do it more and then you feel less anxious. Well you think I'm 36 years old and I dunno how to get better at social anxiety. Oh my god. Gimme a break. You do know I had a sex rampage in Japan in my early twenties where I was a social butterfly and I had a job and I worked in a petrol station. I don't, I don't understand what he thinks my problem is. What? 'cause I didn't want to go and get a sausage. Oh my God. I'm 36 years old. I don't need advice on how to buy a sausage because it's just patronizing at that point. Of course I'm gonna get triggered. I know how to buy a sausage. If I want a sausage, I'll go buy a fucking sausage. I just didn't even wanna buy sausage that badly to have to go and park in town and then walk to the fish and chip shop and then open the door and everyone's staring at me and then I've gotta go, hello? Can I have a sausage when I've already got Tesco finest jumbo sausages in my fridge. I'm making such a big fuss just 'cause I didn't wanna buy a sausage. I've got plenty of sausages in my fridge. I just open the door and I'm like, can I have sausage <laugh>? I points redemption 10,000 points to buy a sausage. Hmm. The hairband ruined my hair. It's like parted in the middle. Hmm. It's the annoying thing about the fish and chip shop is they're always in the center of town. I don't wanna drive into the center of town. It's hard to find parking. And then they also open very late at 12 o'clock. So if I wake up and start stream, I gotta wait until 12 o'clock to go out and get the sausage. Sorry. It's a lot of work just to get a sausage and then I've gotta go in the shop and I've gotta order it a lot of work. Um, no I don't think, I think I'm too far away for delivery food delivery. It, it's the logistics of getting the sausage. Not very simple. Although I wouldn't mind a sausage slo. Why don't they sell them in the supermarket? I don't get it. Why is it the only place you can get savalo is from Chip and chip? Chip and chips <laugh>. Why is, why is the only place to sell them the fish and chip shops And it is that the, the chip and fish <laugh>. The chip and fish shop. The chip and fish chop <laugh> the shit and chips chip and chip chop. Very hard to say. I just can't be bothered to make the whole day's goal to get a sausage. If I'm in a place and they sell them maybe but get one. Oh thank God nearly one hour ago I used to go to the fish and chip shop all the time when I was doing Uber Eats. So I dunno what people were talking about. I did Uber Eats back in December and there was a fish and chip shop in Ilford. I went there a lot to pick up the orders. It's not, it's not interestingly exciting. It's just a fish and chip shop. People think I'm like scared to go into it. I'm not scared. Have I ever been to London? Yeah, I've been to London loads. No I didn't get banned from Uber Eats. I just stopped doing it 'cause it was paying really badly. I sat in um, south Ash for three hours and all I made was 15 pounds and I paid two pounds for the bridge toll. And then I paid, I don't know, four pounds for insurance. So I barely made anything afterwards. I, I went to London a few times in 2022 to meet some women. I met a Polish woman and a British woman went to the Museum of National History. I feel so bloated with the cabbage. I illegal immigrants make two KA week or? Yeah 'cause they do it on bicycles and they stay in the town center. So they don't need a car, don't need to park. They can whiz in and out. The town centers where all the food shops are in a car. It's hard to do. Getting into the town center and finding a place to park without getting a fine is hard work. You have to risk it and try parking in a loading bay. But if the ticket man comes, he won't know that you're delivering and think you're just trying to park in the loading bay. 1 1 1 1. You see the timer? Yeah. You do it on a bicycle in a town center you could probably make a lot more money. I should have done it on my electric bicycle. Um, but I made good money outside of Maidstone at that McDonald's made about 80, 90 pounds a day. I cried in where peep show was set. It looked like a dump mark got bullied by those kids. I probably get beat up. What happened to my switch. I packed it away and returning it on Monday. I factory reset it. Now I hate people lecturing me about social anxiety. It's really annoying. Yeah, I know if you practice it more, you get better at it. But the thing is, it's like a muscle when you stop practicing you get worse at it again. So it's just tiring having to keep up with it for very little benefit. Where do I hate being lectured? 'cause it's annoying. I already know all this stuff. Yeah, I know you like socialize more. It becomes easier. Duh. And then you stay in your house for a few weeks or months and then it gets harder. I it's such basic stuff. Yeah. I went to bars and restaurants and stuff last year in Japan. It's not a big deal. I went, I did bar hopping in Japan last year. Remember I got hooked 'cause it was really fun and then I got bored so then I stopped doing it. So I don't need to be lectured about it. I, yeah, I, I wanna meet people and talk to them but not some random person in a fish and chip shop. 'cause what's the point? It's not gonna go anywhere. Or I'm gonna become best mates with the fish and chip shop person. It's pointless. You stops because no chicks. Well yeah, it felt like a waste of time. 'cause all you do is you end up standing around chatting to drunk guys all night long. And I thought this is a waste of time. I'm just blowing all this money, not talking to any girls chance of drunk guys all night and then having to walk home 'cause I missed the train. Did not enjoy it. I talked to some girls, it just didn't go anywhere. It was very hard. I just didn't know what to say to them. And if you don't say something quickly they just walk away. I ended up having better luck talking to Western girls 'cause they talk more British girl bought me a beer. I told them about my YouTube channel. You know Western girls are way more fun. Japanese girls are boring. They, they don't put any effort into trying to talk and they just stand there and then if you stall they just, they say some excuse like, oh where did you go to the toilets? They go to the toilets and they don't go in the toilets and they walk back. They just want to leave the situation. That's just very dull. Well I don't know why western girls are not like that. Western girls come up to you and they initiate and they're not all awkward and weird like Japanese girls are. So Yeah, I got bored 'cause the girl's just boring one hour to go. Oh thank God my face is so oily. Do you think I should wash my face or just let it soak in? Yeah, maybe I wash my face. Oh yeah. The vera. Yeah I put that on on the stream. Should I put it on when I come home or if It depends if I go out, I would like to go out if I feel up to it. Should we do a prediction? Will I go out tomorrow or not? <laugh>. Okay. I'll end the current prediction. I, I'm pretty sure the outcome is gonna be yes. I've decided I want to return it. Congrats to the winners. Hmm. Says an error occurred. It's not logged me out again. Has it? Yeah, it's locked me out again doing this stupid thing where I get logged out. Why does it do that? Does this happen to you or is it just me? It seems to happen around this time. Like nearing the end of my stream. It seems to happen. Okay. I think it's working again. Okay. I'm back in. I hate it when it does that. It's scary. Oh it ended didn't it? Who won the big points? We shall do a new prediction. Um, will Daniel get sausage tomorrow? <laugh>. Will Daniel get the satellite now? I'm pissed off. I wanna get the satellite to shut these people up about me being scared of getting it. Will Daniel get the satellite tomorrow? Yes or no? Okay. Start prediction. Hmm. Oh the reservoir is near Oakham. I think that's where me and Sonny got the fish and chips. I think they sold Salo. Yeah. I don't know 'cause my face looks kind of stupid. I don't know if I'd want to see anyone. Mm. It is a bit embarrassing. Oh God my stomach's so bloated. Can't the air just come out already? Who bet A thousand points. I know why people try and annoy me and then abandon them and then they get all upset about it. Like what did you think might have happened? If you don't wanna get banned, just don't annoy me. Is it hard? I don't think, it's hard to not annoy me. I uh, I don't know if anyone's actually upset. A lot of people annoyed me today. It would be funny going back to that fish and chip shop that I went to with Sonny. It feels like I had this whole other secret life that I didn't really share on YouTube. Wong's, fish bar, other is Graylings. I think that was it. No, I don't think that was it. Hmm. The annex, the place I stayed at sad seeing this place. I remember staying there having all these hopes and dreams of the future and getting a place on my own and being with Sunny, I felt so warm and cozy there. I remember Sunny came over after the first big fight we had over the um, Airbnb fight we made up. She wanted to come and see me straight away. I so I picked her up, brought her here. The annex or Campton. We made burritos on the first night. Second night we got fish and chips. I packed all the stuff into the car. I took her to work and then I did some house viewings and then we booked a hotel in Plymouth. There's a bedroom we did it in. There's the living room. Watched Netflix. No, this is the hotel I stayed in before I moved into my house here. I stayed there for nearly two weeks whilst I was looking for houses. Yeah. So I had a lot of good memories in that annex lodge. I remember the freezing cold and then stepping in there and it just had central heating. So nice and warm. Central heating carpet. Nice hot shower. Felt safe and warm. I felt so full of anxiety not having a house to live in. Yeah. Not knowing what I was gonna do for money. Wow. Someone people have bet 11,000 points on. Yes. Feeling confident. It's how can I change points to cash <laugh> should I start handing out Amazon gift cards in exchange? I could do a redeem, a redemption reward. 10,000 points for five pound gift card. Since I'm making so much money I should share the wealth. 20,000 points. 20 pound gift card. That would get the chat going wouldn't it? Am I allowed to do that? It seems kind of strange. My face is so red. That's than insane. How is it so red? 50,000 points. Get serial <laugh>. Yeah. 10,000 points dates with Daniel. 15,000 points holding hands. A crypt will be redeeming them all 5,000 points. One kiss a chat would go mute. <laugh>. Yeah. Really wish I could remember where the fish and chip shop was. I I thought it was this one. No it's not this one. Oh no, no, no. I don't have a PO box. You can just send it straight to my address if you like. Well, 22,000 points contributed to the 50 50 split even. Hmm. What to do no matter what I do, I'm gonna disappoint 50%. Can't win. Can't lose. I could get a sausage for the mos. I trek through the MOS and then I can have a sausage break. Yeah. It does sound pretty cool. I get the sausage, I go to the reservoir and then hike into the mos and then have a sausage break. But where do I get it? This will take careful planning where I park. Where to park the fish and chip shops on the high street. You can't park on the high street. There's some parking bays here. Oh. I pay for parking. Gie Oggie, the pasty company. I, I must pan plan this like a military operation. So was so excited to show me around Tavistock. She really likes the place and now she probably wishes I get lost and go home to Kent. Nope, my home now I'm here forever. Tough luck. I, you brought me into this world now you must deal with me in this world. Did Thailand plans change? No. I still wanna go. Just probably not get a five year visa. I could go to Oakham. There's a fish and chip shop. I But do they sell <inaudible> menu? What? Bangkok burger. Are you joking? Thai influenced burger with fresh lemon grass, lime leaf, mixed vegetables. Bangkok burger. That's a sign. That has to be a sign. Jumbo sausage. Oh Savalo. One 70. That's 2018 again. The savalo and a ity. Yeah. This place looks promising. When is it open? 12 o'clock on Tuesday. It is closed on Monday. Oh dear. Why is it closed on Monday? This place is open on Monday. Graylings dammit. I want the Bangkok burger. Oh, tomorrow's Sunday. Oh yeah. Why did I think tomorrow's Monday? Wait, go back Sunday. Oh no. Sunday closed. Sunday's closed as well. Rubbish. Okay, what Graylings is open Sunday? Sunday five to eight. Oh my god. I'm not waiting until 5:00 PM to get a sausage. Okay. Those are the only two fish and chip shops in Oakham. Okay, what about Tavistock? Tiddy Brook Sunday closed. Oh. Oh guys, it's not looking good for the sausage gang. Closed on Sunday. Why close on Sunday? Mickey's place Sunday 4:00 PM Oh, I'm not waiting until 4:00 PM to get a sausage. Not looking good. Hmm. See this is why it's so hard to get a savalo 'cause it's only sold in fish and ship shops which aren't open on Sunday unless it's late Sunday. Ooh, what about Lawton? Sunday closed. Sunday closed the Black Pearl Sunday closed the co Father <laugh>. That's a good one. Sunday, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday closed. Can't a guy guess sausage. It's looking like a note. The famous chippy Sunday four 30. It's only, they're only open from 4:00 PM The ones that are open on Sunday really don't wanna wait all day long just to get a satellite. I want to get it for lunch. Hmm. Uh, maybe not Sunday then, but maybe next week I'll try and get it. Um, everyone lost their points. Well only half 50%. See it's like the stock market. You never know which way it's gonna go. There are no shops or pubs in between the towns. I wonder 13,000 in liquid assets wiped out. 28,000 points contributed. Damn people really blew loads of their points <laugh> because there's nothing else to spend them on apart from pushups. And I don't know why no one wants the VIP role. You get a crown next to your name and it lasts forever. The only way to get the sausage is if I get it on the way home at one of these 4:00 PM places. I really wanted to eat it on the mo. Like this one here, graylings five to eight. Oh my god, it's so late. And then it's gonna be all crowded people going there for dinner. 35 minutes. We're nearly there. Another long grueling day getting triggered by falls. The prediction, um, I think it's got 24 hours before it closes and then I have to choose an outcome. I want the Bangkok burger. I really don't think I can be bothered to wait until 5:00 PM to get the sausage about crediting Chef's choice. Close on Sunday. You'd think they open on Sunday when most people are not working and might want to go eat out. Why? Clothes on Sunday doesn't look good for Sausage gang? Oh, I tried. I didn't realize that it'd all be shut on Sunday. I didn't think about that. I actually forgot what day it was tomorrow. I thought it was Monday. Hmm. I Well if I can't, I don't think I can get it tomorrow. I'll try it in the week day next week I Tamar trails. Hmm. Oh yeah. I dunno. I need a sad Dan emoji. Yeah, there is one on this chord that's quite good where I'm crying. I wonder if I can get that. How do you download the emojis? How do you make the emoji big or edit? Save image. Is it gonna be good quality? I uh looks okay. Dan Sad Just doing that thing again. Oh, I think it worked. I've got one of them. Where's the crying one? Oh, this one's good. Yeah, I like that one. Is it there? Huh? These pictures of me are so old. I think this must have been 20 17, 8 years old. I look so different. Okay, this one's quite good there. I got a crying one. Try the crying 1 27 minutes. I can't wait to go to bed. Today was exhausting. Yeah, it looks quite good. <laugh>. What else we got? Um, oh I like this one. The Dan. Wow. This is one of my favorite ones. And also, do we have the middle finger one? No, the middle finger one's good. I want that one. The banana one. Where's that one? I don't see the banana one. Oh, the cereal ones get, I like cereal one. Oh there's Hong Kong guy. I remember people use the frog thing and you looked like Hong Kong guy and cereal. Okay, there we've got a middle finger. One serial crying one and Dan. Wow. I think that's enough for now. Yeah, I like the middle finger. Ones funny. Serial time. I wonder who made these, was it Jay from 2018 or 17? I think they're pretty old. <laugh> the middle finger. Yeah, that's one of my favorites. Oh, this one's good. I don't even remember when I did these faces. It must be a screenshot from videos. Okay. Dan Scream. Who is Jay? Uh, she was a mega fan back in 2017. She was one of the first. Hmm. Like one of the first Avid fans. She did a lot of stuff like making emojis and being a mod. Yeah, there's some new emojis. What else? Uh, I think that's it really. Oh, the banana one. That's the banana one. Yeah. That one's funny. My face is itchy. The banana one's hot there. Banana. One 20 minutes to go. Yay. Yay. Should charge my battery bank a streaming phone's gonna die. Damn. I raged three times today. I think I had three rage meltdowns. Will the victims survive the abuse? Will they be back or will they abandoned the channel forever? <affirmative>, who were the victims? Tb, David Zang and some other troll guy that I've never seen before. Poop? Yeah. Who is He Never heard of that name before. There's probably some other person I've already banned in the past who just came back with a different name and then got banned again. 'cause he can't help himself. Can I live in Japan while streaming? I, yeah, I can. And could do. Hmm. That's actually, I could end the stream in five minutes. 'cause in five minutes it would've been 15 hours. So I probably end in five minutes. I don't see the point stretching out another 12 minutes. I, it's like $3, isn't it? Four minutes. Four minutes until liberation. Tomorrow's dream. Hmm. It depends if I'm going out or not. If I go out, then probably early. If I don't go out then I might start around lunch. Before lunch. I need a lot of sleep. I think I need like 10 hours sleep tonight. I'm just destroyed. I need a lay in Sunday. Laying, lying. Laying. Ah. Boom boom. Two minutes almost there. So nice of you to join me again. Well, uh uh, the goal is I want to try the Nighthawk again. See if it actually helps. Maybe return it. Get my 450 pounds back. It seems like all I really need is just to use the right sim card in the right location. And that fixes 99% of the problems. This banana time with Bobby. Maybe I, one, maybe one day I'll do a gaming stream. If the numbers are good or the same as usual, we can do gaming streams as well. What game should I play? Like a horror game. Ho. A story based horror game. You gotta try and find extra things to do. Otherwise I'm gonna get bored doing this every day. I've already finished Resident Evil Village. I played it with Sonny. I, when I get scared I go, woo. Like that. Which really, she found it really funny. She said, I sound like goofy. I make these weird noises when I'm scared. Woo <laugh>. It does sound a bit like goofy. I dunno why I started doing that. She laughed so much. Oh wait, 15 hours. Nice. Okay. Well see tomorrow. A good night. I.