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I'm not sure when it disconnected. I got an Amazon box outside. Let me just check.

I made $86 from all that

driving and Kit Hill. $86.

My earnings are at $458. Oh my God,

not bad.

$86, just drive to Kit Hill, walk around a bit.

And, um, we've still got like 7 hours of the day left to stream. We're not done. Oh, we're not done at all.

Yeah, that was 5 hours, $86,

$17 an hour.

Yeah, but I get paid $17 an hour to drive about and walk. This is annoying, this stupid connection. Let me see how the driving looks.

Was my driving good?

Yeah, I really need to think about something like when the stream goes down, clips play, and then you guys don't click off the stream.

I want to think seriously, like, how can I improve this?

How do I see my board? Oh, there it is.

Wow, the driving looks cool. Look at the driving.

I don't know,

like the front window was all overexposed. It's just white. It looked really fast. Trust me, I wasn't going fast. I was doing like 45, 50.

Bit pixelated though, I guess because we're moving so fast. I might have to, I don't know, make the bitrate go up.

Yeah, driving bits are pretty scuffy.

What we

planned of 2002.

So pixelated.

Jesus.

Yeah,

Sunny would be like, oh, driving is annoying.

Yeah, when it's still, it looks great. And then I start moving, it looks all like Minecraft.

Did you like the view?

Maybe I need more bitrates. I'm surprised it even works, to be honest. Maybe I'll get Starlink. Oh, oh my God. What if I get the Starlink Roamer? I got that Kick money now.

My favorite. I'm

back here again.

I can't believe it took me back to Kit Hill.

Baby, I'm back! Put me back here again! Oh my God, imagine if I streamed delivery driving. It would have been so funny. You would have seen utter chaos of me losing parcels, getting lost, getting shouted at by angry men.

Oh, save me, oh buddy! I've got an Amazon box outside. I don't know who got me something, man.

This is when I thought I got disconnected. I just pulled up on the side of the road

to check on the new guys.

Damn, it looks good.

Sometimes I feel like all my decisions— I mean, the quality looks shit if you're going to upload it as a video though.

If I upload this to YouTube, they'll be like, what the hell is this?

God, sometimes it looks bad. This is so nice. Why would you want to leave this?

You can't even see it. It just looks like Minecraft. But when it's still, it looks good. When I start panning it around, looks bad.

God, look at the view out the window. It looks so nice, this bit.

I need a drink so badly.

Yeah, it was telling me to go up because I put the sat nav destination as Kit Hill and I was already there. The map is telling me to go up the hill.

Yeah, the driving bits are hard with the internet. How much does it cost to get Starlink? The Starlink Roamer thing. I put it on the roof of the car. Super glue it.

Look nice, right?

Oh my God, look how fast it— it looks like I'm doing hyperspeed. That looks crazy. Look at this side of the whizzing by. Oh, fucking cyclists. Fucking hell. Fucking cyclists everywhere. Running, running. It looks like I'm going so fast, doesn't it? Look at the sides. Like Warp Speed 8.

It's cool. I don't have to worry about music copyright.

Yeah, the perspective makes it look like I'm doing 200 miles per hour, and look how narrow this road is.

What? This is not Beyoncé. Shut up. Beyoncé songs are rubbish.

I'm just— I've never seen myself drive. I mean, apart from the Amazon Flex videos, I never streamed myself driving.

To buy the dish for a couple hundred? Oh, that's like a day of streaming on Kick.

Look at me, just half naked in the boot. I made $100 nearly. Look at this.

Wait a minute,

look how much money I made today.

$86, and that was just 5 hours, wasn't it? I've made $458 so far.

That's insane.

If it was YouTube, I made like $20 probably. I probably made like $15 if it was YouTube. £96 a month unlimited volume. Oh God, I'm so thirsty.

What about a Monster? That would be so juicy. I'm going to get my Amazon parcel.

It's heavy. Sounds like drink.

Bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing. See what we got. Something,

something. Oh, Coca-Cola! Oh, nice!

Who sent me Coca-Cola? But you sent me Diet Coke. Why didn't you send me the normal one?

Oh, I could go for a Coke as well if I only had ice. I've got some ice in the freezer.

Very generous. I want to get Starlink now. Because that stream quality is shit.

Cheers, a successful first IRL.

Ah,

first drink of the day.

Get some ice.

I've got some freezer ice.

Okay,

we gotta review the stream and see how we can improve it.

Take the damn shoes off. It's like an American.

Oh.

I need to rest. Hold on, I worked hard.

Oh,

oh, oh, come on.

All

right.

Uh, done.

Wow, thanks. Hello, Danny. All the best. HIMR is so back. Hope you can work on improving content and become a millionaire. Reddit haters will be mad. Imagine streaming with a crazy girl like Crypt, 200 viewers or more. It's nice to see you happy and cheerful. Listen, Fly Crypt here. Crazy girl streams, 200 viewers,

uh, $400 a day. Cake streams.

We're gonna be loaded.

Oh wow, thanks. Did you really sit there waiting for people to leave? Why not just get in a car and leave? Because I don't want to disturb them.

Oh,

oh, what day?

I can't believe I drove all the way back to Kit Hill.

Okay,

right, so what I'm thinking is, do we get Starlink? We could do streams all over the country in amazing quality

because that pixel-looking footage is shit.

Holy fuck.

It's £96 a month for unlimited data.

So how does it work? Like, where does it plug in? Does it plug into the car?

Oh wow, 5 subs! Thanks, Christopher.

That's $25, isn't it?

USB-C power source.

I don't think it really needs a lot of power, does it? It's just a dish.

I get 95% of the, um, subscript, not like 50 or 70.

So I need a minimum draw of 20 to 40 watts to power the Starlink.

20,000 milliamp power bank with 100-watt output. You can run Starlink Mini for 3 to 5 hours.

Order my Starlink now.

It's only £189. It says previously £400, now £189.

Guys, look.

So you plug it in.

It's very tiny as well. They reduced it from 400 to 189. Do you think it's any good?

Is that it? A rubbish video.

Can I return it if it's rubbish? I think I get it on Amazon.

This is investment into my streaming and business. We can't just sit in the house every day for streams.

Yeah, we go Stonehenge, I go to We've got everywhere.

Look,

it's £189, previously £400, and they've got 2 packages, Roam or Roam Unlimited. 50GB is £50 a month. Maybe 50GB is enough, enough. Or I get unlimited for £96.

I've got to plug my car in, don't have much battery left.

Residential? No, I want Roam. You get countrywide coverage, in-motion use, international travel, coastal coverage, and pause service. Get 50 gigabytes first.

I think I use, uh, at 1500 bitrate, I use about 3 to 4 gigabytes of data today. It'll be gone in 10 days at that rate, and I'll be streaming at higher quality.

Should I buy it now?

Arrives in 2 to 4 days. I'll put it as a business expense as well. Oh, I can get it on finance.

I get the mini unlimited data.

Oh, I get the roof rack.

Oh, the car adapter. £52. I get a roof rack mount. £30. Oh, what's the Router Mini? Oh, I could cancel my Sky internet and use this instead.

I need the roof rack. Wait, I don't have racks on my roof though. Wait, where am I going to put it then? How am I going to put it on the roof of my car if I don't have a roof rack? Imagine I glue it to the car roof and it flies off.

What if I point it out the window?

Hmm, what do you mean I can't afford it? I made £350 already.

That's my earnings this month on YouTube, $1,200. On Kick, I've made $450. I've made nearly half that in 3 days.

Look.

I made, I made $480 in 3 days. Look,

I made half of what I make on YouTube in 3 days. That's insane.

And yet today's only halfway. Today we made $86 from partner income, and then I just got $25 from 5 gifted subs.

It kicks crazy.

Hmm, do I get the Starlink? How am I going to put it on my car?

How can I use Starlink Mini if I don't have a car rack?

Magnetic mount?

Suction cup inside the car. Place the Mini inside your vehicle. As long as it has clear view of the sky, it won't be as strong as a roof mount, but it can work in a pinch.

Does it come with magnets?

Does not come with magnets. I would not trust putting it on the roof with a magnet. Can I get it secondhand on Amazon? Because I just need the dish. Oh, they got like suction cup magnet mounts.

Can I get secondhand Starlink mini dish?

Starlink hardware is transferable only if the original owner properly cancels their service. Well, what if they don't? They got initiate a transfer through their Starlink account. Without this, the dish might be locked. You need a serial number or kit number from the dish. Okay, I'm just gonna get a new one.

Make sure seller has done a factory reset, otherwise it might still be tied.

Hmm. What do you think? Do you think it's worth it?

I don't know, is it really worth it just to make my driving segments look better?

Where is— do you like my donate buttons? I made it myself.

Kick's gonna run out of money. I don't know, didn't they pay Asmongold like $100 million? They paid xQc $100 million.

I think they're loaded.

They've got more money than Google.

You cellular data. That's what I did today, and it looks kind of rubbish.

But look at me getting wet.

Hey. I love IRL now. Shit. And I don't even get more viewers than I usually get.

107. Get that sitting inside.

Always so upset.

Is it rubbish because of the bitrate? Really? I love the bitrate to make it not lag.

Sunshine. Check donos.

I need some mods. I need to figure out how to make mods, um, approve the donos. It's all the flies ruining it though.

It look good though. It looks good enough. Oh yeah, I got— oh, I got a dono. Arms hurting from holding the selfie stick.

Oh wow, thanks. Sorry, waste of dollar. It will only be useful if you will stream from your car. If you go somewhere without the car, it's useless. Just get a portable modem or another SIM for your second phone so you can tether the connections in IRL Pro Goblin and get disconnect protection. Yeah, I need disconnect protection. Yeah,

maybe right, because if I get the dish, I need to be near the car. If I walk away from the car like I did today, then I have to use cellular anyway. What if I use the money instead to like get an IRL server? So when the stream goes down, it won't end the stream. That's $100 a

month.

Yeah, good point. I mean, well, I can't carry— I mean, I could put the Mini in my backpack, couldn't I? I put the Mini in my backpack.

Oh wow, thanks, Draculoid. Ever since you started on Kick, you've been so happy and motivated. I'm loving this new side of you. Yeah, I guess everything that has happened up till now was meant to be, even the S-shunya-shunya NY chaos. Now you are making so much money and are happier. Please don't give up. Yeah, I— this is

what I felt like when my YouTube channel blew up. I was like, oh my God, I'm going to do this, I'm going to do that, I'm going to get sex doll, I'm going to do this.

I feel like I'm 31 again.

$100 for stream server is a ripoff. I was paying that, uh, last 2 years ago in Japan IRL.

I can't remember, like a server thing. It's basically just so when you disconnect it shows a screen, but I couldn't figure out how to play clips.

Yeah, I don't know how to set all this stuff up. I'm too stupid. I want it to— it'd be cool if it could play clips when it's down.

No, this is rubbish. Quality is rubbish. We got— my hair looks nice though. My arm hurts holding this selfie stick. Maybe I switch arms.

Funny card. Goddamn, it's getting hot now. I'm glad I didn't bring a jacket.

Oh, it's starting to get scorching. Look at these pale biceps bringing the gun.

My trousers look funny, like an old woman. You know what I'd like to do? Go to Jeremy Clarkson's restaurant and stream it, and then order his food and then say it's rubbish. Maybe he's going to be there.

Look at me surveying my kingdom.

That was fun.

I've got to pimp out the boot of the car with pillows and stuff.

Should we go somewhere tomorrow or rest? I don't know. I don't want to get burnt out.

Yeah, it looks great when I'm not moving. In the car, look.

Yeah, I was thinking if I move away from the car, I could put the Starlink on my backpack. That would look so dorky. Imagine like satellite dish on my backpack.

Fix the stream for disconnects. I don't know how to do that. You need— it's complicated. I looked this stuff up in Thailand. What you need to do is you stream the footage to a cloud, like a server, and then that cloud sends the footage to Kick. So when your footage stops getting sent to the cloud, it will

just show like a disconnected screen. Until it receives footage again. I tried setting it up by myself, but I couldn't figure out how to do it. Like RTMP server.

Streamlabs has disconnect protection on paid version. Oh yeah, yeah, but I don't use Streamlabs. I use IRL Pro. There's Streamlabs on the phone, but last time I used it, it was really bad. That's why I switched to IRL Pro. Does RL Pro not have disconnect protection?

Oh, look at me! I thought, I thought I was reversing really fast. Did you see the bit when the man asked me to stop?

Heavy load. Oh, heavy load coming on this way.

Also, I need to find a way to mount the camera better inside of the car.

Damn, look how fast I'm going.

It's like I've got a heavy load on my way— on its way. Yeah, me too, mate. Got one in my pants.

I got one too.

About to come out any moment.

Where's the bit with the man?

Oh wow, thanks.

You should make your old friend Chosen a mod. Also, Halfords can sell and fit a roof rack. You can use that for Starlink. Do you still have your LiveU? What happened with that? Chosen works in it. He can help set up your server if you ask nicely. Um. The LiveU smoke started coming out of it in Thailand,

so I put it in the bin because I plugged the wrong cable into the wrong hole.

I'm trying to think like how— it would be nice if I can get some trusted people to approve the donos, otherwise that guy who spams the N-word is going to spam the N-word.

I need moderators to approve donos on Streamlabs for my Kick stream. How?

Use Streamlabs tip page with filters. Well, you can't pre-approve donations. You set minimum donation amounts. No, I need someone to Approve them for me in case I don't see them.

I don't know, because you would have to log into my Streamlabs account. I would have to trust you a lot.

Or there's just so many variations of the N-word. Maybe Type every variation of the N-word I can add to my blacklist, separated by commas.

Separated by kumas.

Says he can't chat about it.

I don't know, how

can I do that?

I hate that I can get banned because it's the stupid N-word.

So annoying, that one stupid word. Why does society have to make a big fuss about one stupid word? If they didn't make such a fuss about it, people wouldn't say it. But now it's like the forbidden word. Now people want to say it more.

Like, if I'm driving, obviously I can't moderate the donos.

And this iPhone is so slow. I was like refreshing the page and look how slow it is.

What is that?

Must be a better way.

I need new phone, I need Starlink, and I need more SIM cards, and I need larger solar, and I need new battery pack.

I look like I'm driving so fast, don't I?

Yeah.

Damn, look how fast I'm going here. Listen to my Taylor Swift. I seem to really enjoy almost every single Taylor Swift song. Oh, look at the lagging.

Lagging hard.

It looks good here.

Ah, Starlink would fix all this, wouldn't it?

Me, me, me, me, me.

I think this is my best stream audio.

So I just pump out these low-effort videos where I'm just rambling. People like to watch them. Oh, the horsies!

The horsey bit was my favorite.

Is that a willy? And everybody seems to The sound's good though.

Stabilization not the greatest on the S10 Plus.

Just walking by looking at the view.

Set Streamlabs URL as URL in IRL Pro. I don't know what you mean. For what reason? I've got a headache. I think I need more water.

Oh, I've got a headache.

If you stream to Streamlabs, you can use disconnect protection.

Hmm, interesting.

Well, and then I run Streamlabs on my laptop.

I'm so sticky as well.

So IRL Pro to my Streamlabs to Kick.

Interesting.

Then I won't need disconnect protection because it's never going to disconnect from my house because of the Wi-Fi, because the Streamlabs would just be running the stream, wouldn't it?

Starlink. Because, you know,

2 SIM cards on unlimited data is like £60 a month, plus my internet is already £100 a month. The Starlink would wipe out everything because I just get rid of my Sky internet and I get rid of my SIM cards. And I have unlimited data

using the power of satellites.

So the monthly card— I mean, if I stream outside, I'm gonna need data, probably unlimited data. Unlimited data SIM cards are like £35 a month, and if I need 2, which I probably would

Only if you're in a car with a clear view of the sky. Yeah, but I could—

what if I put the dish on my backpack? Can I get like a Starlink backpack?

Starlink's £189 and then £100 a month.

Oh, it's Do they have them on Amazon? Starlink Mini.

We've got a cigarette, uh, charger cable. Oh, it's on Amazon, but it's more expensive. £244. But then I could return it, couldn't I? Oh, what if I just get the £50 one a month and then get one on Amazon? And if it's Rubbish. I sent it back.

Yeah, I'll put it on my head.

Yeah, look, they got a suction cup mount. Imagine it just flies off. The police would come after me, wouldn't they?

Okay, what's Starlink Mini Backpack Mount?

Starlink hat.

What is that?

Just attaches to a bar.

It's crazy, you got all these satellites flying around in space.

I'm just getting excited with trying to improve it.

Also, if I get kicked out, I could just live in the car and then I've got internet everywhere.

But then where am I going to charge? I've got to charge the car at Tesla Supercharger.

I'm getting excited now.

IRL streaming backpack, Starlink. Oh shit, my Tesco's here. Fuck, why are they here? So

put

the camera here. I think when it comes

Hi, this is money through your end. Yeah,

they

shouldn't need my ID because I didn't get alcohol.

I've told them. Bully man.

Evening.

Hello.

Oh, there's no substitutions, no short lives. Okay, great. You don't do them in plastic bags anymore? What's that? Put them in the train, the plastic bags? Well, they do in the store, but we don't do it. That's how they load up the trains for your deliveries.

See you later.

Yeah,

don't know why there were 2 of them.

They seem very nice.

Tesco. Look at my Tesco haul.

I've got to charge my car as well.

Tesco haul in my Tesco life.

We're eating good tonight. I'm starving. I haven't had any food at— oh, fucking hell, I hit my elbow.

So funny, I went from I need to sell the car to now I love my car.

I love my car. Best car ever.

I'll show you what I got in a minute. Hold on.

Thanks so much. Do you remember Mr. Kubota, who was your number one gay fan from web you did OnlyFans years ago? Is he still around? I think he disappeared when you went to Thailand. Maybe he was the only fan stub that never stopped his subscription. Maybe. I kind of remember the name.

Okay, so my Tesco haul, £72.

No, no one bought this for me. I bought it for myself. I thought AJ was gonna get me steak.

There's flies in here.

It's a bit annoying. I have to keep checking for dinos.

I thought PayPal was gonna make a sound.

God, I wish Kick would implement like a dono system. Really wish. Why haven't they done that? It's such a basic thing. Twitch has bits.

It would make it so much easier. And then if I get 95% split, then we won't need PayPal anymore.

Okay, I put, uh, notifications on for PayPal.

Who is Spark Mac? But I got pot noodles, eggs, I got milk, I got Cornish pasty that I want to try out. Ginster's milk.

It's gonna be tricky. Noodles,

eggs go here.

A Ginster's bad. Where's the steak? Somewhere here. I've got crisps, I've got flame-grilled steak, cheese and onion,

cabbage,

white cabbage.

The superior color over these old potatoes from yesterday.

Oh, sorry,

subreddit must be seething. Yep, made $150 already today, I think. Still, we're not even halfway. It's only 6 PM. I'm gonna stream for another 6 or 7 hours. I'm gonna make like $250 today, I think. Kick is insane.

Oh, I got hash browns, french fries.

I really need a bigger fridge.

I really need to get a bigger fridge. I got Rustler's cheeseburger with Rustler's quarter pounder.

This is not going to fit.

I've got pancetta,

hot noodle, and what's celery?

I got chicken wings. Oh, I need the chips for tonight.

I put the chicken wings in the freezer. I got these Beyond Burger plant-based patties. I really like these, they taste great.

Why would he take my KCIP if I stream a sofa? What do you mean?

I'm not streaming a sofa.

I sat on the sofa for like 2 minutes. What, you're not allowed to sit down, have a rest?

Idiot, making up rubbish.

The rules say don't leave the stream unattended and don't sleep. Didn't say you can't have a rest.

Talking rubbish.

Uh, I got cod for fish and chips. Might have that tomorrow.

And then I've got a ribeye and a sirloin. Which one's better? The ribeye looks flatter and juicier. Hmm, I might have the ribeye.

Yeah, you're talking rubbish. People have a little break and sit down on a chair, just catch their breath all the time. What, you think I'm supposed to give myself heatstroke?

You're just not supposed to sleep like a sleep stream.

You know, sometimes I think us British people, we got it real good. We got electric cars, we got a nice house, we got nice food, we don't have any countries bombing us, we got nice weather when it's summer. You know, it's not a bad country, to be fair.

And look at these. Bringing some of my Japanese heritage back home. Chihiro would be proud. These soba noodles, what you do is you boil them and then you eat it with honshu, with some green onions and a side dish or something. These are great, they're really cheap. You can make 4 meals,

make 4 meals, so I've got 8 And then you dip it into the stimming. I mean, onsu.

Just a little trick I learned in Japan.

Okay, I have actually fit everything into the— where, where, where are my pork loins? Did I not get pork loins? I swear I got pork loins.

Huh, did I not get pork loins?

Oh,

I don't think I got pork loins.

I kind of under-ordered meat. I didn't get any sausages either.

Damn it, I swear I put pork loins in my basket. Okay, whatever. Okay, I'll make dinner now. It's probably a bit early though. What time is it? It's only 6 PM. I need to charge my phone as well.

Maybe I can increase the bitrate. Can I increase the bitrate whilst I'm live? Oh, I can! Target bitrate 4 megabits. Let me know if the quality's gone up.

Does it look better? What if I just tank it, like 200 kilobits? What does it look like now? I bet it looks shit now. Does it look rubbish?

Yeah, it looks rubbish. Oh, that's really cool. I can change the bitrate on the fly. I put 200 bitrate now.

Okay, I'll put it— maximum is 7 megabits,

so it should look really good now.

This app's really good.

There's no way it looks shit. Oh, it says the current adaptive bitrate is 3.5, but it's slowly going up. Double tap target bitrate to reset bitrate to start value.

So having a higher bitrate would make it look better when I'm moving about and not pixelated.

This app's really good.

Looks better.

Maybe I'll put it down to like 5. We don't need super good quality, do we? Wasting bits.

My battery's all running out. I'll get my battery bank.

Plug

this in. Nice.

Okay, better cooking show than suspenders. So what we do is— oh, if I'm cooking chips, I don't need these potatoes. Maybe I'll eat these tomorrow because I want steak and chips. I'm gonna have chips with steak.

I'm not selling my car anymore. No way. Did you see how well the stream did? Driving People love it.

People love the driving stream.

Oh, I'm not selling it now.

The car,

the car is gonna— the car is gonna give me the ability to get out of this house and actually make some more interesting streams. Otherwise we're going to be stuck in here. I'm not selling it now. The car is going to make back its money just by being an asset that can help for the streams. Finally it's

going to be of use. Yeah, it's a recent update. I've recently— I mean, a lot of things have changed recently. I went from I want to ditch everything, go tight. Now I'm like, I want to get Starlink for my car.

I change my mind so quickly.

Okay, this gets ribeye, so I'm gonna get ketchup as

well and chips.

I'm so hungry. We've got to have a beer room, definitely.

Beer room. Oh no, not enough space. Not enough space in the fridge. Look at this. How am I going to get it through there?

How's that in there? Oh, they're just bits. Spring onions, pancetta. Oh, I should have gotten, um, steak sauce. I got yakiniku sauce.

My allergies coming back.

How much was groceries? £72.

So I'm looking to spend about £100 a month. These groceries will last me well into mid-July, I think. I've got the finest Tesco finest British ribeye, British beef, supporting local farmers.

Oh, look at that,

looking good.

Got to tenderize it.

Uh, lightly seasoned. Oh, I got my new salt. I'm gonna open it.

Oh, I should have got black pepper.

Lightly seasoned.

Now the pan— I need to get the butter ready as well.

Hold on. Ew, what's that on that butter? I didn't buy any more butter.

Oh, I got oyster sauce as well for stir-fries. Taste of China.

Funny, because I hate oysters, but oyster sauce doesn't taste like oysters. Oysters really taste like the sea, but that doesn't. It just tastes like salty soy sauce.

Butter's 2 months old. Yeah, AJ got me that butter. Too bad you weren't joining the Kick streams.

I better use it all.

I also got some vegetables. I think green pepper probably goes well with steak.

I parked my car so badly, it's like diagonal halfway on the footpath.

Green pepper with steak.

Oh, onions! Yeah, I need onions.

Onion.

Onion has a yo.

I don't know why my iPhone is getting so slow. Is it the internet?

I've only got 15% battery on the iPhone. Oh, everything's draining though.

AJ said she doesn't like the color of the app or something, doesn't like the black on green.

A lot of people don't like the black, the dark black and the green.

They want the background white like it is on YouTube. So fussy.

It's just I like dark mode. I don't understand why you like light mode more.

There's people on YouTube following me for like five, six years, and they won't come over to Kick because they think Kick is like a shady website, or they can't be bothered to download an app. Oh, goodbye then, Daniel. Looks like I won't be able to watch you anymore because it's so hard to download an app. You don't

even have to download it. You just click on the link and it'll take you to a web browser where you can watch it. Everyone's like giving me these farewell goodbyes on YouTube comments. Guess I won't be able to watch you anymore, Daniel. My daddy says I'm not allowed to use Kick because it's dangerous.

Making me lose money. Just come over to Kick so I get more KCIP.

Just like your father.

Yeah, they need— Kick needs to make a light mode then to please these people complaining.

My recommendations: make a light mode and then also make a donation thing like a Super Chat.

Because that seems to be part of the big problems I'm having.

iPhone battery's gonna die.

Plug it in here.

IPhone charges so slow, 7 watts. My Nothing phone, uh, charged at 50 watts. It would be fully charged in 30 minutes. I miss my Chinese phones. Okay, what are we going to do? Um, yeah, need oil.

Yeah, you also can't sub on the phone, which is annoying. You can gift sub, but you can't sub yourself. Well, if you want to be generous.

Okay. Oh, rosemary! Don't forget the rosemary. This is a game changer.

Uh, it's all going black. Oh, 6th of June. Fuck, I should have bought more.

Uh, it'll be fine. Should have bought more.

Oh shit, it's a lot of oil.

Fresh oil today.

We're not broke anymore. Don't need to use one week old rancid oil.

Throw that out. It smells okay.

I don't know.

It's all black. Uh, yeah, maybe I

should— it's going black. Oh, I wasted my rosemary.

Oh, maybe we go Tesco for a stream. I need rosemary, pork loins, black pepper.

Wow, 150 viewers! We're gonna make $200 tonight. I'm raking it in.

This app's also better than the Chinese app that I use.

Yeah, I want to experiment how to send this footage to Streamlabs directly instead of sending it to Kick, and then from Streamlabs it will send to Kick. I'll figure that out tomorrow.

Piping hot pan. Oh, that's a bit too piping hot.

Painful.

Lay the steak down gently.

1 minute each side, seared nicely.

Yeah, I'll edit today's stream because I think it was quite good into a video for YouTube to try and get more people to come over,

show them what they're missing.

If they don't want to come over, you've got to sweet-talk them over. You gotta be a salesman. It's the art of the game, isn't it? Celery, coconut oil,

onion, egg.

Oh,

beautiful here.

Beautiful.

It's curling around the edges. I need to cut it.

I'm making chips with it, not rice. This is Western style.

Oil flying everywhere.

I better smell the butter. Smells fine.

I put the pasta and a bit

more garlic powder.

Catherine?

Let the vegetables fry in the beef fat.

I

think the steak's done.

Let it rest.

Steak looking good.

The great slice.

Pretty nice, nice and pink, but not too pink.

It's quite a thin steak, not very thick. Maybe that's why it's only £7.

I'll try one.

Oh, chips have black things all over it and oil. Fuck. Oh, I really can't.

I didn't clean the air fryer.

Oh, it's really sort of hot in here.

Okay, I think they're done.

Why is it so wet?

Great things.

Oh, voilà. Steak and chips with butter gravy. Hold on, my battery bank's run out of battery. Hold on, I I need to charge my phone.

Can't believe the battery bank runs out of battery.

Rubbish, isn't it?

Everything's running out of battery.

I've got Bira Moretti.

Okay, we are finally ready.

Fuzzy mirror.

Oh, so sweaty.

Got my green onions.

Sake.

Sucking, sucking, sucking, sucking.

Okay, first beer in a while.

Ando.

Oh wow,

the chips are really good.

Well, the chips are so nice. Oh wow, onion

with the butter gravy.

Um.

Oh, hmm, oh, hmm.

That

steak.

Am I still going to Thailand? Hmm, maybe just for a few months in winter. I'm not moving there.

My jaw hurts.

Oh.

Why do I distance myself from my Chinese heritage but use chopsticks? Because chopsticks are easier to use than a fork. I've got precision control. If I want to let go, I let go. With a fork, you stab it, it's stuck on the fork until you take it off with your mouth.

Look,

with the chopstick I can pick it up, I can take a bite, I can put it down. With a fork, you stab it, it gets stuck on the fork.

You have more control.

These are tools from a more civilized time.

You're just stabbing your food like a barbarian.

Yeah, with a fork you need a fork and knife, so you've got to use 2 hands. With chopsticks you just need one hand, and then your other hand you drink your beer.

Getting kind of full.

Oh, it was a big steak.

My legs hurt. My legs actually hurt from all the walking.

I haven't walked so much in ages.

It's really hot.

Oh,

um.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, that beef destroyed me.

Oh.

I can't go on Trash Taste because I trash-talked every single member on the show with personal attacks.

So they would never let me on.

Trash talked to the Trash Taste boys and they couldn't handle it.

Joey went running to his little girlfriend Chris and Bitching about me, like, oh, I don't want you to meet Daniel because he trash-talked me.

Shut up, Joey.

Go back to licking Aki's asshole.

Nearly finished.

We devoured an entire ribeye.

Mm-hmm.

Oh no, not push-ups! I'm gonna be sick.

Okay, I'm gonna be sick on the floor.

I use my newly acquired beef protein.

Undefeated. They keep coming at me, I keep beating them back.

Stomach's getting fat. Look,

Chris Broadbelly.

We need more options for our points. Yeah. I'm trying to think of some. Oh God, my breath out.

Oh, endorphins,

endorphins falling.

I need to finish one more. Oh, for shit.

Oh my God.

One more bite.

One more.

Oh yeah,

Daniel wins again.

Kyle 0, Daniel 1.

Mm-hmm.

Hello, thank you, thank you, bye-bye.

I don't know what this is. I went to take it and it was much heavier than I thought it would be. Someone bought me something, I guess.

What's that? It says liquid on it. Do you think it's a bottle of whiskey?

Is it a massive bottle of lube?

Oh my God, it's the newest MacBook Pro! You shouldn't have.

Deep cleansing pore strips. Okay. Oh, is it the pudding rice? What?

Who got me pudding rice? White plump short grains, perfect for rice pudding and desserts.

Hmm, I never made rice pudding, but thanks so much. Why does it say liquid on it? There's no liquid.

There's no liquid in there.

What are these?

Removes dirt, oil, and blackheads. I don't have blackheads. The freckles.

Why is there one stuck on the back?

Should I put it on now? It won't do anything. I mean, look at my nose now.

It won't change anything, I swear.

Wait, how'd you do it? Like this.

I've used these before, they don't do anything.

It's a scam.

And then wouldn't my nose be really clear and then the rest of my face not be very clear?

My face is very oily.

How long did you put them on for?

Oh, I gotta wet my nose. Why didn't you say?

Her nose is wet.

Welcome.

We'll see how much comes off. How long do I put it on for?

10 to 15 minutes. It will dry like papier-mâché.

Okay, I'll do the washing up.

Oh no, it's okay. You sit there and relax. I'll do it. I'll do the washing.

I should make you a cup of tea as well. I'll give you a foot rub. Oh, would you like that? Okay.

Perfect boyfriend though.

Smells nice though, the tea tree oil. Smells pretty nice.

Leave it to me, I'll do it.

Orange and KitKat.

I don't know what to do with this rice. Can I just eat it like normal rice?

I've got to charge the car as well tonight, just in case I forget. Or maybe I'll charge it tomorrow. I don't know if we're going to go anywhere tomorrow because it will take like 14 hours to charge, so there's no point doing it now.

I'm really struggling to keep my batteries up. This is at 41% now.

My stomach is so full.

Did I know my car has been damaged before? No, I don't think it was damaged before I bought it.

Yeah, so my YouTube income now I'm not streaming on YouTube is probably going to drop down to like $500 a month if I keep up with the videos. If I only do videos and they make $15 to $20 per video and I do one every day, it's about $400 to $500 without stream income. But easily, I mean,

I've already made— I only make like $800 a month on YouTube with streams alone. I can make that in

4 days on Kick. I've already made about $500 on Kick in 3 days.

Definitely easy decision to make. It sucks we lose a lot of OGs who don't want to come over. But unfortunately, they're not worth $6,000 a month. So they made their choice. If they want to come over, I'm always here.

All you gotta do is click on the link. You don't need to download anything. You don't get any ads. You don't have to put in your credit card information.

Yeah, you just just click on the link. It's not hard. I don't know why they're making such a big fuss about it. Saying goodbye to me. They'd just rather never watch me again than come to a different website. That's insane. If I put the cup on top of the beer bottle, then the air can't get out.

Oh my God, my stomach.

I'm so full. Oh wow, thanks, Dirty Hank. Thanks for following the most depressing channel ever. What? But I got a nice house. How's it depressing?

Battery health 35% on iPhone. I need a USB cable. I need more USB cables. Oh, there's one here.

Oh, I think I got this one in Japan, didn't I, for the IRL streams? This cost ¥20,000. It's like $200 nearly. It's a good power bank capable of 50-watt charging. I think you can even do 100 watts. It can even charge your laptop whilst you use the laptop.

This was expensive.

Charging at 15 watts, 7.7. Oh, it dropped. Charging at 6 watts, it's pretty slow. It's a problem with Samsung and iPhone. The Chinese phones charge way faster, like Xiaomi and Nothing Phone.

Kick really changed your life. Yeah, I know. I'm now excited about traveling the UK, doing IRL streams, driving content. I also want to branch out into food content, like maybe some kind of restaurant with interesting food.

I'm not really— I kind of lost interest now in going to Thailand, actually. Maybe a trip to Thailand could be on the cards for winter.

I think with the, the increased money, we could start thinking about something new to do, like Starlink. Starlink's something that could improve stream quality.

Yeah, with £1,000 a month rent, I could live in like central Bangkok, penthouse suite, jacuzzi, hot tub. I'd live like a king. I feel like I'm living like a king here with my house and car, but I'd be in a, a big city, wouldn't I, with

nice view, pretty nice view of Bangkok.

Jacuzzi. Plus I could walk around in Bangkok for streams. It might be more interesting.

Yeah, I've got a taste for Kick money now.

It's so good. I can't believe they pay so well.

What if I pull this nose strip off and there's black gunk coming out?

You make $6K a month? I've been— I've only streamed on Kick 3 days. I made $200 per stream with about 120 viewers average.

Right now I've got 140 viewers. I had like 160 earlier.

So yeah, we just got to keep being consistent, see how much I made in a month.

I'm going to make improvements so we start ironing, ironing out these little bugs, like what happens when the stream disconnects, bitrate stuff.

Uh, better car mount for the car segment.

It's amazingly— it's amazing how much better it is than YouTube. It's like, I mean, low-end numbers like 3 times more, high-end numbers like 6 times more than I was making on YouTube.

If it's more than YouTube, then it's better. I mean, even if it's double what I made on YouTube, but it's not double, it's like 10x.

On YouTube, my streams make about $30, $25 to $30. I'm making $200 on Kick, and then if you add in PayPal donos, it's like $250, $230, $240 maybe.

That's a 10x.

Are these long streams not making you bored? A little bit. I mean, yesterday was really hard. That's why today I thought there's no way I'm going to do 10 hours sitting in front of the computer again. I want to go out and do something. That's why I got in the car and we drove to Kit Hill.

So I'm thinking we can do 12-14 hour streams if we start the day off with a road trip, go somewhere, walk around, get food, come home around 4 PM, finish off the final 6 hours of the day with a bit of dinner, Kit Kats, and talk.

That way we keep the day varied instead of me just sitting in front of the computer for 10 hours, because yesterday killed me. I was so bored.

Maybe we do a whole day from morning wake up, breakfast, I have a shower.

Imagine 15 hours and we try and keep it interesting.

Uh, 7— say $17 an hour times 15, I make $255. Plus whatever subs I get and donos.

Yeah, I want to make the back of the car nice with cushions.

My stomach really hurts. It's like it's gonna explode.

Let's get the orange.

Oh my God, my stomach.

Mm-hmm.

If I get Starlink, put it on Dave Gibson's plane, then he can fly me. We do flying streams.

Oh, this orange is disgusting.

Got weird lemony flavor.

Very diluted.

They probably picked the oldest oranges in the warehouse to ship to me.

Maybe I make more money if I stream eating at a restaurant.

Then I'll be a mukbanger.

Oh, horrible orange.

Is that a PayPal?

Oh, thanks.

You are a bad

Diarrhea. You have bad diarrhea.

Nice to know.

What if Sunny comes back asking for a cut of your money? Well, only if she puts in the work and comes on the stream with me.

If she puts in the work like she did in Japan, I might buy her a donut. Only if she says sorry though. I'll spank her bottom.

Because she did well in Japan streams, but then she started to be lazy.

I thought I could put the Kit Kats in the fridge, still melted.

But if Sunny comes back, she's got a fight crypt.

When Sunny dumped me, she opened up a power vacuum of lusty girls wanting to suck.

A melted KitKat.

That's what my fingers are like. When I'm done with OnlyFans.

Oh, my stomach's so full, but I've only had one meal today. I should be able to eat that easily. The problem is with me, my stomach's very small. I digest the food, it moves down into my lower intestines, and then I can eat again because my stomach's empty. But I can only take so much food all at

once at one go. I now need to wait for it to move and be processed.

What should I do tomorrow?

Indoor stream all day or go somewhere?

Where's another place to go? Go to Kit Hill again.

Kit Hill's the only nice place I've been to. I haven't been anywhere else.

Oh, my stomach is so full.

How's Ice's prison stream going?

So what, did he get kicked out?

It's just a bunch of guys standing in a room going crazy.

All right, the last one gets the money. $50,000. Very generous.

I wonder how much Ice makes if he spends $50K to make content. It's quite a lot, isn't it?

Imagine spending $50K just to make content. I'd retire on $50K.

Maybe I take the nose strip off, see how much disgusting stuff comes off it.

Daniel erupts in a fit of rage.

As he realizes his sat nav navigated him in a complete circle

back to Kit Hill he had just left.

I can't believe that happened.

Oh my God, my stomach. I can hardly breathe.

Yeah, I accidentally set the location I'm going to to be Kit Hill from my house without reversing it, so I exited Kit Hill and it took me around a big circle to get back to Kit Hill without me realizing.

7 o'clock. We've got 4, 5 hours left.

5 hours of extreme high-action streaming.

Chat is weird today. Yeah, there's these 2 people fighting. Might have to time them out in a minute.

Although it might be good for my KCIP. Shame

I can't do poles and pull off the nose strip.

Oh, it's really stuck on my nose.

Will there be lifting? I'm not sure. My back's still not fully recovered. Maybe tomorrow.

Oh my God, it's really stuck to my nose.

Ouch! Oh, I was pulling the skin off.

Oh, fucking hell, it's really stuck to my nose.

Nothing came out.

I

feel this— is that hair?

I don't think it did anything.

Hmm.

$1,000 and I go back to Kit Hill now.

Let's go!

My stomach's gonna explode.

Oh, that's better. Release the string.

It's really hot.

Do you think the stabilization was okay? Not too shaky?

Well, I shouldn't go buy anything expensive just to improve it slightly. I think it's fine.

I can't wait until the 25th, get my first kick money.

TB redeemed a while ago. It doesn't make it very clear when people redeem. I didn't notice.

Are you sure? It's hard to see with these 2 people spamming.

The name of my portable charger? Anker.

Just Anker something.

Oh God, I don't know if I can do 20 push-ups.

Why doesn't it make a noise or something when people redeem?

Is TB still here?

If he's not here, then it feels pointless to do the push-ups.

Oh well, seems like I can't do them then. Such a shame.

I can't believe I made $86 just from, um, going to Kit Hill and coming back to Kit Hill, and that was 5 hours, wasn't it?

Daniel had a bad experience rimming a girl? I don't think so.

I've only had good experiences.

I love it when their butthole's like right in my face. I feel like I'm being violated somehow.

It's like they're putting the most disgusting part of the body right in my face, and then I smell it and then lick it.

Do you think they like it? Or maybe just gay guys like it.

Yeah, I like it when it's sweaty smelling but not poo smelling.

I would hope there's no dingleberries. I like it when an Asian girl's butthole is a bit brown, like the skin around the butthole is brown compared to the creamy pale skin. It looks kind of hot.

Well, as long as Crips doesn't shit on my face. Because she's got like a piss thing, doesn't she? Which I find a bit weird. I don't like piss.

It stinks. Piss smells horrible. There's too much of it. It's completely liquid, so it soaks into everything and it gets everywhere. Oh, it's disgusting. I don't know what the piss thing is about.

Yeah, I don't have this poo and piss fetish, although a couple years ago I was watching

girls having anal sex and then they shit themselves and then the poo's coming out, but the guy doesn't care and he puts his dick back into the poo hole and it's like coming out like fudge.

But it was kind of gross.

I just had morbid curiosity.

How long until the food goes into my intestine? I'm suffering here.

Just move.

No, I don't have a scat fetish.

I just need it to digest and move into the next part. Get out my stomach.

I need to eat half the meal, let it digest, and then eat the other half an hour later.

Sit up. Do you think that actually helps? Oh, there's all the sludge gonna slide down into the tube.

He's back home.

Yep, had a nice drive.

The stream was very pixelated though. It might be because my bitrate was low, I'm not sure.

We should go somewhere tomorrow. It's a Sunday. What about Stonehenge?

Stonehenge is a bit far. Watch prison stream. It's a bit loud. Too much shouting.

My stomach's crying.

I don't understand what the goal is. What, they have to annoy each other to be the last one standing?

Yeah, I think Stonehenge is not too far. Let me check.

Oh, it is pretty far actually. 2 hours drive. Damn, look at that. It's 126 miles away. Now that's really far. It's like halfway home almost. Way too far.

Got a lot of sea nearby, so I'm there.

Okay, go to Cornwall. St. Ives, I've heard, is pretty nice.

St. Ives, Carbis Bay.

If I've heard of these places before, they must be quite popular. Sally's Bottom sounds delicious.

Throw my boomerang off there. Too bad I lost the boomerang.

I don't know if I've been to a seaside resort unless Margate counts. I need toilet. We gotta flush this stomach, flush it out.

Do you remember Mr. Kubota who was your number one gay fan from web you did on OnlyFans years ago? Is he still around? I think he disappeared when you went to Thailand. Maybe he was the OnlyFans stub that never stopped his subscription.

Oh, let's sit in the conservatory to cool down.

Come on, guys, stop fighting.

We can all get along.

It's much cooler in here. My bean bag.

Look, my calculations are going to be completely messed up now. June end, we're looking at thousands of dollars.

Oh, that's nice.

Take all of my body weight, accept it, receive it. Oh, it's way nicer out here.

Okay, I'm gonna have to time out one of you because it's getting annoying.

The whole chat is just you two spamming.

I timed out Tom.

Who the hell is Tom?

60 minutes.

Okay, what are we talking about? It's hard to focus when there's— I don't know what's going on in the chat.

Is it Turkey Tom?

Turkey Tom ruined my life.

Ask Toykatai to make another video about me.

YouTube's most disgusting YouTuber.

He drives his car and he eats steak.

So yeah, would you like it more if I put the camera in the front seat? Maybe the view's better. So I need to find a way to rig up the phone.

Maybe I'll get a car mount for my first investment, or I'll make a makeshift mount with Sellotape.

But if I do anything illegal, I'm gonna get screwed. So I don't know. The backseat camera, you can't really see what's happening outside apart from the trees whizzing by.

I'm a bit nervous. I

don't want to incriminate myself.

I try my best to drive properly, but sometimes, you don't know,

silly things happen, don't they? A

lot of the time, if the police were around, they might have stopped you if you do half these things.

You don't have to burn out with this. Yeah, maybe I don't go out tomorrow. I don't know,

do some gardening, maybe do a gardening segment. I'm gonna cut my grass and pull some weeds.

I think a tent stream would be fun in the garden, and then we could also take the tent out somewhere else and maybe do an overnight camp stream. Oh, I can't, I can't do sleeping streams.

Hmm,

why can't I do sleeping streams?

Yeah, you can watch the VOD when the live is finished. You can watch it.

So much nicer now I shut one of those guys up. See some money before making big changes. Yeah, I don't want to buy this stuff and then I jinx it.

Keep talking about trading.

I'll try and tone it down. There's no trading today though. I, I'm kind of getting bored of trading, to be honest. I'm way more excited about streaming again.

I used to be very excited about YouTube until it died.

That feeling of excitement, I haven't felt it in a long time. I was so enthusiastic about making content back in 2018. I had so many ideas. I wanted to do crazy stuff like get a sex doll.

And then year after year of stagnation and decline just killed my spirit.

Just lost all enjoyment for it. Yeah, I feel it again. I feel like, wow, it's so easy to make good money on Kick. I want more. So now I want to make more interesting streams to get my numbers up.

I mean, I can't believe I made $86 just from a couple hours of driving to Kirt Hill and then walking about.

Oh, hey, Crypts. Yeah, back home now.

You missed the drive home. We did car karaoke.

Also, you don't have to worry about music copyright. You don't have to worry about demonetization.

It's so much better.

Maybe I'll do 100,000 point redeem reward for

VIP, or maybe 50,000. They have a night livestream.

No stream doing delivery. Oh yeah.

I wouldn't really care if I got banned on BeLivery, and it would be content, wouldn't it? I mean, it wouldn't be very interesting. I go to Tesco, I pick up the item, I drive to the person's house. I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, because listen, I make money from BeLivery, and then people, viewers, have something to watch,

and I make KCIP every hour. It's like win-win because I need content of me doing stuff. Why not do something that makes additional money? Well, I could do Uber Eats. I go sit outside Plymouth and do McDonald's.

I wonder if there's a bee livery now.

Why is my phone so slow? I need the latest iPhone. This iPhone 12 is getting old.

Look how slow it is.

What is it doing? I'm on the internet.

I'm on the house internet. I don't understand why, why are we so slow?

What if I'm banned? That's why it was not loading.

It's not opening.

It's weird. Maybe I'm banned because I've doxxed people. The subreddit has probably reported me.

Sunny suggested that app. I did one delivery to that drunk woman, £25.

Do something like a challenge.

Hmm, like what though?

Also, the problem with the road trip that's far is it might get boring. Hours and hours of driving unless I talk. I guess if it's motorway driving I could talk, but I really can't talk if it's busy.

Also, if the stream disconnects, I don't even know that it's disconnected, and I can't like reach around to reconnect it. It'll be dangerous.

I don't even know when the stream disconnects because I have my Google Maps open on my iPhone, so I can't see the Kick chat. And if I plug in the phone to the car to use the car screen for the maps then the stream— yeah, my stream playback keeps playing on the CarPlay.

I need a third phone, you know. I need my streaming phone, my navigation phone, and then a third one for reading chat. So silly, isn't it?

Open the chat room instead of the stream on your phone.

No, I can't have the chat open when I'm driving.

Wouldn't that be illegal?

What I have open is the playback, so I can tell that it's actually filming anything. What I have open is the playback, so I can tell that it's actually filming anything. I can't— this phone is going weird. Like, I can't pause it now.

This, this phone is really bugging up.

No, I want the stream to play because I want to see what I'm filming, but if it's playing, it starts playing the sound through Apple CarPlay and then overriding the radio in it.

Maybe I'll get a third phone.

A lot happens when you miss a few days. What happened? No, I don't have a bike. Do you mean a motorbike or a push bike?

Yeah, a bit annoying. It's annoying that I can't— I don't know. If the stream has disconnected when I'm driving unless I have my Maps closed.

But it wouldn't matter because even if I— I mean, if I knew it disconnected, I could pull over somewhere safe and then reconnect it, but I wouldn't be able to do it whilst driving unless the stream phone is like right in front of me and I could just tap it. But if it's behind me

I would like it to be to my side pointing at me where you can see me

and then also a bit of the scenery.

No, Mr. Meow Meow is coming recently.

Ice's dream is just people in a room shouting. Yeah, that's what I thought.

What's the point of it? It gets views, I guess.

It's basically just who can stay in the room the longest to get all the money whilst everyone goes slowly insane.

He seems to like doing those events. Get a bunch of people desperate for money, make them do something for it.

Not really my cup of tea.

The IRLs are way better. I like that one clip when he was in McDonald's and this random American guy comes up to him lecturing him about streaming.

He sounded like such a Karen. Pretending obviously he couldn't stream, he couldn't talk. In McDonald's when people go to McDonald's together all the time and talk. It's not a library.

It's so silly. In Japan, you're not allowed to talk on the phone in a public transport place, but you, you can talk to your friend who's sitting next to you. How is that any different?

Same thing, isn't it?

Japan has some stupid rules.

That Xena girl's pretty hot.

Does she do kick as well? Maybe she'll collab.

Maybe a strong black woman would be a good girlfriend for me.

Thick-skinned. Glad you didn't get chased by the horses. The baby one was coming at me though.

Maybe I was the first human he's seen.

I wonder if they think, what is that weird creature and why does he only have 2 legs? You Instead of four.

It's a shame I can't do sleep streams. Imagine the money. 24-hour stream, mate. It's a shame I can't do sleep streams. Imagine the money. $500 for 24 hours. And then I could also do camping and

stream myself in the tent sleeping.

8 PM. Maybe I'll just do 4 hours. Yesterday was a bit extreme. I'll finish at 12.

I was so tired yesterday.

I'm kind of understanding the point of IRL now.

I used to think, um, desktop streaming is so much better, but it's actually so boring. And if you want to do a 10-hour stream, the time goes faster if you do an activity It's also more interesting.

Now I'm thinking, what else can I do to kill the time and

also have more interesting looking content?

What if I get a haircut and just point the camera at myself?

I started the stream at 11, I think. It's been one— it's been 9 hours, really. I did 5 hours at Kit Hill and 3 hours now, about 30 minutes before the first disconnect. Nearly 9 hours.

Pretty good.

No stocks on the weekend. Yep, you can check crypto, I guess.

Oh, Bitcoin's tanking.

Maybe the market's gonna crash on Monday or Sunday night. My short's gonna be good. Bitcoin does look like it's gonna come down, doesn't it? Looking kind of toppy.

Oh damn, Ethereum's down to $2,300.

Tanking.

So glad I sold mine at $2,700. That was a good call.

Very good day.

Yeah, maybe a couple hours video games won't hurt to kill more time.

We've done the main event. Now we do the side events.

What about social games? Simple browser social games. Minecraft.

I just don't really want to play games.

No more Thailand.

Hmm, to be honest, I'm more excited about car trip streams. Driving, nature,

driving streams would be pretty cool.

Go to a nice place, walk around, come home, get food.

Put some music on.

Finally, I can use the car to make some money.

Hmm, where else can I go? What about we go to the Every Depot and rob it? I still know the password to get in.

I wonder if they changed the password, because they said I'm a security risk. So if I'm a security risk, you better change the fucking password, because I'm coming in with the gang, clean you out.

The shipping container is going to be empty next morning.

Leaking the security codes.

Where else is nice? Oh, the moors. The moors are quite nice,

but it's kind of just like Kit Hill but more flat. And not on a hill, but it's got horses and sheep. Got a lot of horses.

Sunny walks her dog there with her mum. Maybe we'll bump into her. Oh, hello Sunny, how are you doing? Nice to see you. They'll probably just run, like they'll run back in the car like I'm a weirdo stalker or something. Do you think if I bumped into Sunny and I said hello, would she say hello back, or

would she be rude and run away?

It'd be so weird to see her again.

God, I can't believe we dated and we were meeting up like every week, and now I just never see her ever again, and her face is just like a memory.

It would be so bizarre if I saw her again.

Yeah, it'd be weird.

It's so funny to think she just lives 10 minutes down the road, driveway.

Like, she could just come over anytime.

Nope. How

boring.

Imagine your ex-boyfriend lives 10 minutes away, who you said according to you Gave you the best sex ever in your life and you're not even tempted

just because we broke up.

Yes, it's crazy. I had 2 options, 2 potential future paths. One was getting a full-time job and being miserable. And then the other one was making sick money on Kick

by doing nothing. Or if I'm not doing nothing, doing things I actually want to do that excite me. Like going on a car stream is cool

and excites me, and it makes me want to find how can I make it better, how can I make that viewing experience more interesting or higher quality.

That's why I'm thinking Starlink and car mounts.

I need a disconnect protection. I'm going to do the thing Real Duma suggested.

Could do it now. Uh, do it tomorrow. So So I basically send this footage to Streamlabs not to kick, and then if the footage goes down, then Streamlabs will just still continue streaming, wouldn't it? It wouldn't end it. I need to set that up.

If Sunny came around, would I fuck?

Probably. But I find it really weird thinking, so are we back together or what?

But I would not listen to her stupid demands anymore.

I don't listen to no one.

If you don't like what I do, you can leave. Simple.

Maybe we do a haircutting stream. In a few months. Hair's getting kind of long.

I wish I streamed making the chair, the Amazon chair.

That was pretty funny.

Imagine how much money Asmongold makes with 10,000 viewers.

If I made— the calculation was 12 cents per viewer, wasn't it?

And so with his 9,000 viewers, he would make $1,000 per hour. So if he did a 10-12 hour stream, he'd make like $12,000 in one day. And then he does it every day, it's like quarter of a million dollars in a month. That would be insane.

But they probably don't have KCIP. They probably got some multi-million dollar Kick deal, like $50 million. I mean, if xQc got $100— I mean, $100 million.

Is Asmongold bigger than xQc? I'm not sure. I think they're similar levels. Asmongold probably got $100 million as well. xQc doesn't get millions of views on YouTube, does he? I don't see any xQc clips, but you got Asmongold channel getting millions of views every video.

God, imagine a $100 million deal. Yeah, but then you got to pay $50 million to taxes. So you only get $50 million, really?

Yeah, if he gambles, he won't be able to moral grandstand,

and he will look like a sellout.

A lot of his fans would get upset.

But $50 million? Oh my God. I'd get a— you wouldn't have to invest anything. Who would spend $50 million in a lifetime?

I'd get a $5 million house with nice land and view. I'd get a Tesla Model Y, it's like $30K, and then I'd be done. I'd have, um, $45 million left. To just travel and buy food and pay bills.

I don't know what I'd do. I'd start— I think I'd start having an existential crisis thinking, okay, now I've got the money, how do I become happy?

Now girls will only be into me because I've got money, how do I get a deeper connection?

I'd get a house, detached, with its own land, get a Tesla, do random trips to Asia when I'm bored, first class.

Invest like 10 million, something safe.

It's only been 3 streams. Yeah, well, I'm just calculating my millions already. No harm.

Wait for my Kick deal. I think I'm worth $10 million.

The fly sits on the glass, patiently waiting.

Flies, they look like little black raisins with wings. You think you bite into it, it's nice and juicy.

Imagine all the gunk inside of it, just yellow cream.

Disgusting.

What do I want? I want Starlink Mini, new phone, because this phone sucks.

It overheats and slows down. Is there a phone that doesn't do that? Maybe Red Magic Pro with its built-in fans. Red Magic Pro's got built-in internal fans.

Tesla Model Y.

S25 Ultra, those look pretty nice.

I think they're only £800 on Amazon. Business expense, tax write-off, get 1% cashback. £8.

This thing gets so hot. Feel it

burning.

The battery health is like 65%, I think 70%. S24 Ultra, let me see. But S23 Ultra is really cheap as well.

Oh, um, £4,200. £666. It's 24 Ultra. Damn, that's cheap. £600.

I get it secondhand for £560.

That's pretty good.

I got to buy more data. I used nearly all my data today. I've only got 5 GB. That's what I'm saying. The Starlink Mini might be better, but then yeah, I've got to stay near the car or take the Starlink dish with me with it plugged in. It would need a beefy backpack setup.

Imagine walking around with a Starlink dish on your back. It looks so funny. They don't look that weird though, it's just a square white Slab, isn't it? It's not like a satellite dish. I mean, it is a satellite dish, but doesn't look like one.

Starlink mini dish backpack

bag for Starlink mini or storage case.

Maybe it's heavy though.

I wish Elon Musk didn't get all political and weird. He makes cool stuff, but

A lot of people hate him now.

I wish he stayed out of politics.

Maybe I make my own backpack,

super glue it to the backpack.

What is that?

So I think my main job is I need to find a new way to mount the phone in the car for a better viewing experience. I can do that for free.

Car phone mounts. Let me look for those.

This was pretty cool.

So you suction cup it to the window and it's got a magnetic holder.

But the magnet of my camera is on the other side.

That wouldn't really work. What about car GoPro mount?

Hmm, what if I cut a hole into the seat to put the tripod into the hole?

Devalue the car even more.

Yeah, if I cut a hole into the fabric, I can just shove the tripod stick into the hole and it'll hold it upright.

That sounds good.

Smart bird.

Yeah, this one seems pretty good.

Suction cup to the window, and then I put my phone adapter onto it.

Look, maybe we get that.

£26. Oh, I get 10% voucher. Order comes tomorrow.

That looks pretty good.

Spending my kick money already.

It would also hold other things. Such as

I miss my GoPro. I gave it to Dave Gibson. My mum actually just took it and said she's going to give it to Dave Gibson, so I said okay. Because I got that other camera, remember the mini one, the magnet one, but then I sent it back to Amazon. Another thing like that happened, didn't it? I got

the new Samsung phone. I returned or traded in my old Samsung phone, refunded the new thing. I didn't get my old thing back.

Dave Gibson puts it in his plane now.

He kept asking me, because he would mount the GoPro upside down in the plane, so the footage will come out upside down. He kept asking me how can he make it go upside right,

right side down.

I'm pretty sure most phones in the gallery, you just press edit and it's got a simple editor where you can rotate it,

unless this phone is old. It said just download PowerDirector,

but they don't have the watermark.

Oh, phone's dying so quick. Look, went from 50 to 30 already. Something really wrong with this iPhone.

Terrible battery life.

I kind of want to get the phone mount.

Should I?

Bionic frog palm design suction cup.

It looks like the, the phone mount is doing dumbbell curls.

Does look pretty cool.

It's annoying because I actually already had one, but I left it at home.

Swap out battery. I might as well just get an S24 Plus for £500 secondhand.

Let's see what stupid comments I got on my YouTube video.

The morons protesting. So I put out a video saying I'm streaming a road trip today. See what they said.

Shut up. I don't think Kick Choice is gonna help you afford your visa. Okay, literally made $500 in 3 days. Lured away from YouTube suddenly overnight and without a care for his subs. First Spy Girl and now Kick. Bye-bye.

Jealous? You'll be back. Do you cheat on your wife? Yep. I'm not watching your Kick.

At first glance, content on Kick seems to be much more trash than YouTube. Many of us are older than the brain rot TikTok generation, and we are not very attracted by such platforms.

Imagine thinking Kick is anything like TikTok. I couldn't write that.

Imagine thinking a live streaming platform like Kick is comparable

to TikTok. Facepalm.

He thinks Kick is the same as TikTok. Fucking moron.

Well, many of us are too old, much older than the brain rot TikTok generation. Shut up. Never using Kit. Got no ads on YouTube either.

I don't have any ads anyway. Kick is so buggy. This guy is so fucking annoying, Manuel. I might just ban him. No one is joining your Kick livestream, little bro.

Strangely enough, he gets 120 to 170 viewers so far. I thought it would flop like it did a couple years ago.

Haha, wrong again, losers. Stay on YouTube, stupid whiny little bitches. This Manuel guy is such a fucking bitch. We do no ads anyway, and Kick is so buggy.

Yeah, well, don't watch my streams then, prick.

You're the one who misses out at the end of the day.

God, they're so annoying with that. I'm not going to care, idiots.

Oh God, they're

annoying.

Yeah, well, we'll show them. Will make the best streams on Kick. They can go see and watch the boring highlight clips.

A few hours ago he was afraid of whispering in public. Yeah, well, it was weird. If I just start talking to myself in front of other people, they'll think I'm a weirdo. Obviously if I was with someone, I would talk to them normally.

I'm just being considerate. I don't want to disturb them.

Can't believe a whole group of hikers just pull up all at once, surrounded me as well.

Also, I don't want people hearing what I say. Which is ironic because, I mean, I'm streaming, so obviously I want people to hear what I'm saying. But that's only because I get paid from you guys hearing what I say. I don't get paid for random strangers hearing what I say in public. So why should they get it

for free? Why should they get the Lord's words of wisdom for free?

So it benefits me in no way, so I might as well just keep my mouth shut.

Like when Ice pressed you. Ice just asked a bunch of questions that were impossible to answer. Like, tell me one interesting thing about you apart from all the interesting things about you. Tell me all the— tell me something interesting that isn't about sex. My whole life is about sex. I am the sex god. Name one thing about

me that's interesting that isn't about sex. Yeah, I can't even name one. My whole channel is sex, sex, sex, chlamydia, love dolls, sex dolls.

That's my whole thing. It's like saying, oh, name one thing interesting about Tom Cruise apart from his Hollywood movies.

That's so stupid. Name me one interesting thing about Neil Armstrong that isn't about space. Name me one interesting thing about Gordon Ramsay that isn't about cooking. Yeah, see, anyone can ask a stupid question that's impossible to answer and then be like, haha, got you, not so tough now.

Remember when he told you to get a shoe? Oh yeah, I didn't really understand what he was trying to do.

He wanted me to stand my ground and press him. He's all about pressing, so if you don't press, you're a beta. In Ice's world, there's only betas and alphas.

It took me a while to figure it out.

I didn't understand. It was like a shit test.

I remember that really annoying Asian guy that hung out with Ice in the Japan streams, and he would press everyone. He was so annoying, I couldn't stand him. And then that fat Asian guy as well who boxed the Korean guy. I remember playing Monster Hunter while I was watching that. That fat Asian guy was so annoying, running

his mouth the whole time.

He needs a good slap.

What's the Japanese saying? A wise eagle does not reveal his claws until The perfect moment to strike. You don't just keep mouthing off to everyone, pressing them for no reason at any opportunity you have. That'd be stupid. I wait until they're gone, and then I go live, and then I strike. Precision strike.

Preemptive. Postemptive.

Yeah, well, I'm not gonna mouth off to them face to face when I've got something to lose. Do it when I'm safe.

It's not a competition about who's more stupidly brave for no reason. Is it courage or is it just being stupid?

I'll do it from a safe place. It's like, do you drop the nuke when you're in town, or do you drop it from above and get the hell out of there? Yeah, exactly.

There's a difference between like a long-range ballistic missile and just running in there with a grenade. There's cleverer ways of launching attacks.

What do I have to lose against Japanese teens? Uh, they could break my devices. I could seriously hurt them, and then I'll get in trouble for attacking kids. And then their parents are gonna want to know what happened. And then if I assault Japanese citizens on camera, I'm gonna be in trouble.

Whirlwind kick them all in the face, send them home with black eyes,

and then they'll track me down because they'll know my YouTube, and then I'll get in trouble.

How come your debt isn't on screen anymore? Well, I'm streaming on IRL Pro right now, not Streamlabs, and I haven't set up all the widgets. I can't be bothered entering my little text numbers on my phone screen.

You went mute. I was pretending that I don't speak Japanese,

so I thought if they think I'm a foreigner, like a tourist, they'll back off, which they did. I was like, um, no Japanese, sorry.

Which— so if you pretend you don't speak Japanese, they can't press you because they suck at English. So it immediately neutralizes their ability to communicate if you pretend you don't speak their language, because now you force them to play on your terms, which is in English, and they suck at it.

So you can de-escalate by forcing them into your territory. My territory is English.

So that was the tactic.

I did not throw Farsa's phone. I knocked stuff off the table and the phone was on the table. I didn't realize. I thought it's just rubbish like bento boxes.

I did not pick up a phone and throw it,

and I don't think that's being violent with women. That's being violent with inanimate objects on a table. How is that being violent with a woman? I never touched a woman.

I take my anger out on objects, like I break things.

Yeah, I broke a door, an object. I didn't touch Chihiro, so it's not being violent against women, it's being violent against the door. Idiot. It's terrifying for her. Well, then she should have watched what she fucking said to me. Took my stuff. What do you think is going to happen?

You piss someone off and they get angry, so don't be shocked. Just like you're gonna experience, see? You're gonna fucking smash my phone if you don't shut the fuck up,

bitch.

How about I break this door? Fucking hell. How about I smash this door and blame it on you? Violence against you.

That's what you get.

Smash all your phones.

I smashed French Girl's phone, smashed Fast's phone,

smashed Chihiro's back door in,

broke Korean Woman's arm. It wasn't me, she fell off her bicycle because she's clumsy idiot.

I said let's go for a bike ride. I didn't say let's mount the curb at a diagonal angle and fall off and break your arm.

So he tried mounting the curb at this weird angle and completely fell off, landed on elbow, got a hairline fracture, had to get a cast.

What am I supposed to do about that? Rub it better? I'll kiss it better.

Why do you have this attitude when you're being pressed by ice? I don't know. I guess I could have just said, well, that's a stupid question.

My mind just goes blank because I was, I was thinking how to answer the question. I was thinking, what is something interesting about me that doesn't involve sex or women? I couldn't think of a single thing,

so my mind went blank.

And then later I realized that's a really stupid question.

You didn't do my press-ups. Oh, I thought you weren't here. I asked if you were here and Mummy said no, so I'll do them now then and

then go toilet.

I was waiting for you to be here to watch my performance.

Very magnanimous, considerate, generous,

delicious.

What's this?

20.

Pretty good.

And now toilet time.

Stomach is finally deflated. I feel a lot better. Thanks for asking.

Look at my hot girl.

Oh yeah, my baby. I'll call her

Josephine.

Dumbbell on the pillow.

Yeah, to protect the sofa.

I've done 70 push-ups. Pretty good.

I feel so much better now.

If I put it on the sofa cushion, it's going to squish the sofa cushion.

So I'm trying to protect the sofa in case I want to sell it.

Anyone on Kick doing something interesting?

Uh-oh, Asmongold only 7K viewers, dropping off.

I bet he misses his audience on Twitch, his 20K plus. Now he's got to go on Kick because it makes more money, probably.

Community's being ripped apart by Kick's moneybags.

Oh look, Gross Gore.

Haven't seen him in a while.

He went crazy, didn't he? Wasn't he on like OnlyFans with his wife? What happened to him and his wife? He gets 375 viewers now. It's okay, I guess. I mean, I make $200 a day with 100 viewers. I can't imagine what triple that would be like. $600 a day.

So you think, oh, only 300 viewers, he fell off, he must be broke. He's making more money than probably everyone nearby him.

Just like me.

I thought this was like a— it looked like GTA for a minute.

Who's this? Rush Teen with 10K viewers.

They're all gambling, playing Plinko.

69,

25,

13K ice.

Now the IRL's got touch grass picture. He's like, 22K watching. Jesus.

Who's this guy? Some Spanish guy, 10K. It's crazy, there's all these famous people in other countries that we've never heard of because they don't speak English.

Like, who's the biggest YouTuber in Guatemala, Zimbabwe, Portugal? Who's a famous— most famous Portuguese YouTuber? There's a lot of Japanese guys as well on it. 1K viewers.

IRL Austin.

Hmm, did you go and watch Zaddy's stream when I hosted it yesterday?

Was it amazing?

Go outside, explore. I already did.

We were out for 5 hours. I went to Kit Hill. We went on the drive, played some music.

Why'd you have a whiteboard? Um, just to brainstorm ideas and write down numbers. I'm a numbers guy. I've got background in finance, stock trading. It helps to visualize things.

Tomorrow I'll probably edit the, the VOD for YouTube. Can't leave the YouTube people stranded.

They're going to get Daniel withdrawal if I don't give them something soon.

It's breaking. Key support ready to tank.

Yeah, everyone and their mother could see it's gonna tank.

Are they calling the new Superman ugly? They're making fun of his eyes because they don't look in the same direction.

Why does Superman have to be incredibly handsome anyway? Yeah, they're making fun of his eyes not looking in the right direction. I mean, the point of view camera does not look good when it's really close to his face when he's flying.

I find Superman so boring.

A man with no weaknesses who could fly.

So if he can't lose, then it's boring.

Who misses me? South Korean girlfriend. What, the 55-year-old one? She's the same age as Blood Bucket now. You think I'm gonna bang a 55-year-old woman? Then you'd be right.

Bang me right up.

Put that back on screen. Uh, maybe tomorrow. Can't be bothered right now.

Yeah, I don't like Superman, Batman, but I like Spider-Man because he can swing. Batman's boring. He can't do anything apart from punch people and use gadgets. He has no— why does Batman have no bat abilities like ultrasound hearing? I mean, what can a bat do? He can fly and he has good hearing. Bat is such a boring

animal.

At least Spider-Man can swing and he does his web tricks and he does a backflip. Batman never does a backflip.

What's that cartoon with the superheroes where it's really gory and it's always just old man with a white beard wrecking all the other superheroes in disgusting ways. That's a freaky show.

This guy looks so gay when he sings. His song goes thunder and thunder I want dancing.

But when he dances, it's so fruity. I bet he's gay. Calling it now.

Damn, Matt Perry got fat

and then died.

Getting messages on Instagram saying, please stream on YouTube, I don't want to go to Kick.

She looks kind of cute.

Maybe I'll reply, what's wrong with Kick?

Sad face.

Oh, is that AJ?

Who messaged me on Instagram. Kit Hale. It was nice.

Oh, it is AJ.

I don't think AJ likes Kick either.

You don't like Kick?

Oh wow, thanks, Sir King. I'm trying to convince people to come to Kick. Like, why do you not like Kick?

They're begging me to come back to YouTube, but I'm making hundreds of dollars every day on Kick.

Do do do do do do.

If I take a picture of my earnings, show it to AJ.

Maybe I should come.

I'll show my earnings, AJ.

We got a lot of peeps not happy with the kick move, but Miss YouTube— oh my God, shut up, Danny. I don't

know why the kick Playback just randomly starts playing on its own. Yeah, we've got to take some— it's going to take some convincing, I guess,

but they'll come around.

I think she's jealous Danny didn't choose her.

Well, she keeps saying that she's my mummy and we're just friends, so

she doesn't seem interested

in that way.

Although she's pretty good-looking, not gonna lie.

I might even say she looks better than me. Like,

it's hard to convince people because even if I say there's no ads, a lot of people use adblock. Or have premium, so they don't have ads anyway. So then what else can I say? If my content's not good enough to make them want to come here, then I can't really do much. I would need some banging content,

literally banging content.

She didn't seem pleased when you were flirting with Crips. Well, hey, AJ,

Who you talking— are you talking about Moon? I don't know who you're talking about.

My iPhone is really slow. I don't know what is wrong with it today.

Well, AJ's never fought with Crypt. What are you talking about?

AJ's not Moon. I think you, you don't know who AJ is.

No, AJ is the girl from New Zealand who sent me steaks and says she's my mommy. And then anytime anyone says, are you interested in Daniel, she always say, no, I'm his mommy. I think you're getting them mixed

up. Yeah, AJ's a girl.

Moon is the Russian girl who beefs with Crips in the chat.

I made a new story on Instagram.

Road trip. Literally driving 20 minutes down the road. It's still a road trip. See if Ice has seen my story, or is he too busy with his stream kicks? I mean, his Kick stream.

I wonder who else has seen it.

Don't know who these people are.

But she did say she would meet if we were in the same country at some point,

but I don't think she would come to the UK. New Zealand is so far away. It's literally— if you drill a hole through the Earth where I'm sitting and go straight through, you would get to New Zealand on the other side of the planet. You'd have to do like a 20-hour flight. I would not be bothered.

Do I miss my boomerang? Yeah, I feel a bit bad

that I lost it.

Ah,

why did I have to throw it into that field?

It was not a good place to try it out because everywhere's got bushes and long grass.

I threw it into what I thought was a shallow field, but it was full of long grass and brambles and snakes.

I really wish I tied some string onto it.

That guy that bumped into me in Aldi in Manchester in 2021 still follows me. He saw my story. I can't believe first day I go to Manchester, I go shopping And then in Aldi, someone comes up to me, and then I got recognized again crossing the street. I got horned at, so I got stunned. I was just

standing in the middle of the street talking to this guy,

and then he took me for coffee, and then I spilled the coffee on myself. And he tried really hard to talk to me. He was asking good questions, and he was very friendly. And then he kind of ran out of questions. He was like, well, I ran out of questions now, so, hmm. I wasn't really putting much

effort into it. I feel a bit bad.

I mean, I tried to answer his questions fully fleshed out without letting it die, but I am the ender of convos. Conversations just end awkwardly with me.

I don't do follow-up questions. That's the problem. I try, you know, how about you? Oh yeah, they were really nice time. How about you? I do a how about you at the end, but then when they say their bit, I'm like, oh, and then it ends.

But he gave it a good shot.

Solid effort. Is Andrew Tate gonna bang the 1,000 men or any trans woman?

She looks okay, I guess. I don't know, her mouth's a bit big.

They look like a good couple. She looks a bit goofy. I don't know, actually. Like the mouth bit is— if you hide the mouth, she looks good, and then show the mouth, maybe it's just the strange smile she's doing.

Why is she meeting Andrew Tate?

Andrew Tate would be like, she's a whore, but at least she knows she's a whore.

The worst thing is when a woman's a whore and she refuses to admit she's one. That's what he would say.

Do you really not want any male friends?

Hmm, I don't know.

Seems kind of gay.

Hmm, maybe it could be fun. And they could open new opportunities for me.

Like they know someone that could help me achieve something.

I thought maybe it'd be cool if I had like a car friend, and then we meet at Kit Hill and he brings his car.

Then maybe he's a petrol head and I'm an EV head. And then we debate which one's better like nerds. Or maybe he's also an EV guy and we like compare our EVs. Mine has 50 kilowatt battery. Let's race you to the top of Kit Hill. So gay. First one to the top of Kit Hill gets to suck

each other's dick.

That sounds so autistic.

If he had a Tesla, that'd be pretty cool if he let me have a go in it.

Initial Deed. Initial Daniel.

We race to Cornwall, or we do like a stream, we rip off Top Gear. Both get budget cars for £500 each, and then we drive them to the end of Cornwall. First one there wins.

What do you win though?

You win a trophy.

Daniel lost his boomerang because he threw it into a field full of brambles.

Oh my God, I feel bad. Maybe I should go back and look for it.

Get some Wellington boots.

I could probably find it if I get boots.

Someone sent it to me all the way from Australia. I thought it was going to come back. It started to and then it hit the ground.

It reminds me when Ice lost his phone in the snow in Hokkaido and then they used the stream to find out where it dropped.

Return to Kit Hill. Search for the Boomerang of Truth.

Maybe I attach the SD card onto it and Boomerang it into the distance. Whoever can find it wins the SD card.

It's got 10,000 bitcoins encrypted onto it.

Treasure hunt. Bitcoin hard wallet treasure hunt.

Well, David Beckham's still going.

I feel like David Beckham must be the most famous person who has no haters and has no scandals or done anything wrong ever. No cheating. He's like the perfect influencer, isn't he?

Do you think at some point something's going to come out?

Isn't he like 50-something? He looks pretty good still. Bet he got a hair transplant.

Okay, what are we gonna do?

There's a natural infinity pool in England. Let's go find it.

Wow, Buttermere Infinity Pool. I wonder if they got signal. If they don't Starlink would be pretty good. Think about it, Starlink, I could stream from anywhere in the country. I would not have to worry about— Buttermere is in Cockermouth. What? Look,